#jarfoyle

[i-am-the-sidekick]

I actually hate myself like why did I watch Silicon Valley, now I’m obsessed with gilfoyle and have dutifully read every jarfoyle and dinfoyle fic on ao3 fucking shit goddamn it

[typicalblaine]

Awee a Jarfoyle sleepover. 🔮🔮🔮 ✨✨✨✨

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

this meme covers all the jardinfoyle bases

[sweetbertram]

48 jarfoyle?? like if they had a connection in high school but nothing came of it and they graduated and went their separate ways... (or instead of meeting again at a reunion, they randomly bump into each other in palo alto as they both entered the tech industry after college)

“Bertram? Bertram Gilfoyle, is that you?”

Gilfoyle turns around at the sound of a nervous reedy voice behind him. He finds himself facing a tall, disturbingly thin man with the bluest eyes he’s ever seen. Something about those eyes and that voice is vaguely familiar, but he can’t quite place it.

“Do I...know you?” he asks awkwardly.

“It’s me, Donald,” the man says. “Donald Dunn? From the math team in high school?”

Against his will, Gilfoyle finds himself smiling. “Donald. Of course.” He’d never admit it but he’s missed Donald, has often found himself wondering what happened to the sad scrawny foster kid he befriended. “How have you been? Last time I saw you was the day you left for Vassar, right?”

Donald nods. “I’ve been...well, mostly.” he says. “I go by Jared now, though - my boss called me that on the first day and it just kind of stuck.”

“Where do you work now?” Gilfoyle asks.

“Hooli. I’m Gavin Belson’s right hand man.” Donald - Jared - smiles sheepishly. 

“What’s that like?” Gilfoyle asks. 

“It’s an incredible opportunity,” Jared says. “The work is...grueling, but rewarding. We’re making the world a better place.”

Gilfoyle smirks. “You’re fucking miserable, aren’t you?”

Jared looks around furtively. “Well,” he says, “it’s...compared to some other situations I’ve been in, this isn’t that bad. At least it pays well, I’ve paid off most of my student debt. But enough about me, how have you been? You went to MIT, right?”

Gilfoyle nods. “Yeah, and now I’m living in an incubator with a bunch of other coders, working on...a couple different things, actually. I’ve got a music app going, and a bitcoin rig, and when I have the resources to set up my own server stack I want to go into cybersecurity.”

“That sounds fascinating,” Jared says, and from anyone else that would sound disingenuous but Gilfoyle knows Jared means it.

“It’s pretty cool,” he says. “Doesn’t pay as well as Hooli, though. Or at all, really. I do some freelance stuff on the side to have actual money.”

“But at least you’re doing something you love,” Jared says. “Listen, I have to run, but we should catch up sometime. Here, I’ll give you my number.” He writes his phone number down on a Post-It and hands it to Gilfoyle. “Give me a call, we should meet up for coffee or something.”

“Yeah,” GIlfoyle says. “Yeah, I’ll call you.”

[crucialandinert]

[bachmanitycapital]

but in the long tresses of your hair / i am a babbling brook

without fail, every time i listen to broom people i get sad about jarfoyle.

[ripplebreeze]

So this is the second part to my kid jarfoyle ghost AU! I just got in a mood to post it so I figured why not! I wrote it a while ago, and I never got the courage to upload it but I figured that I could take a chance and relinquish control and just post it because...why not. Anyway, please enjoy!

[dineshgilfoyle]

Jared/Gilfoyle + 8

Jared’s jaw dropped with horror when he saw how messy Gilfoyle’s room actually was. Junk covered every inch of the floor and every available surface.

Gilfoyle raised an eyebrow at him. “Do you have a problem?”

“Nope!” Jared said quickly. “Thank you again for letting me bunk with you.”

“Never use the word bunk again,” Gilfoyle said.

He grabbed a big garbage bag and shoved junk from the floor into it, then did the same with a second bag until a spot on the floor was clear. He tossed both of the bags aside.

“There,” Gilfoyle said.

Jared nodded and spread out his blanket on the floor.

“You know I’m only doing this because Anton needs his own room, right? It’s not good for him having your snoring, thrashing body around all night.”

“Got it,” Jared said, nodding. “But, regardless of the reason, I very much appreciate it.”

[angustully]

Imagine Gilfoyle just scooping Jared up and carrying him to bed when Jared's being stubborn and trying to stay up too late and burn himself out working!! And Jared complains a little but he feels so tiny and safe in Gilf's big buff arms

!!!!!! this is GOOD… jared loves his big strong canadian boyfriend!!!!!!

[hackerhostel]

my top SV ship is still err*ch which is still the ship that must not be named i guess so like idk what the series or fandom can even provide for me but im just really missing it

[svhboexchange]

New Years Jarfoyle for @glitterdwarf!

(A pinch hit from @hackerhostel)

[bruhgender]

businessboyjared replied to your post “I haven’t been drawing as much as I want to recently and I want to...”

jared playing w gilf's hair :)) or just them hanging out tbh

theyre so good i love them........ ffffffffff

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

This obviously ends with d&g making out….. dinesh is probably pretty buzzed/possibly drunk at this point, I mean why wouldn’t he be drinking all the way through the wedding of the coworker he always thought he would outrun in the dating department? so gilf shuts it down before they can go any further than that. but the next day they’re livin in fuck city

[sweetbertram]

Okay but boarding school AU where Jared and Gilfoyle are roommates and Gilfoyle got sent to boarding school cause his parents didn’t want to deal with him but Jared lucked out and got a scholarship that saved him from an abusive foster family.

And Gilfoyle constantly slacks off in class and sneaks out and breaks the rules and is a little shit and at some point he’s climbing out the window of their room in the middle of the night and Jared freaks out cause he thinks Gilfoyle is going to get caught and they’ll both get in trouble and if Jared gets kicked out he has nowhere else to go.

And Gilfoyle stops and climbs back in and promises not to do anything that could get Jared into trouble, and Jared helps him study and pass all his classes and neither of them gets kicked out and they end up falling in love.

[programasaurusrex]

May I please have a fanfiction about everyone and everyone hooking up at Russfest?

Obviously jarrich and dinfoyle. But also hallfoyle and jarfoyle and jardinfoyle and errich and garrich and nelsonbelson and all the super obscure ones that nobody’s written a fic for since 2017. It’s the perfect plot device; might as well make every ship happy.

[ren-nolasco]

could i make a humble art request for some dinfoyle or jardinfoyle or jarfoyle content for my sweet gf businessboyjared who works so very hard and loves That Gay Shit?

I feel like I kind of cheated your request because this is actualy a scene from Git Merge Conflict’s sequel I’ll be posting (probably) this weekend and it’s basically a Dinfoyle but hey Jared is there helping get drunk Dinesh to the car.

Thanks for helping me get through my long term desire of drawing Gilfoyle in a tux, I’m weak for this man but who isn’t