#jarfoyle

[typicalblaine]

Awee a Jarfoyle sleepover. 🔮🔮🔮 ✨✨✨✨

[angustully]

Hey, do you have any recommendations for gilfoyle based fic? If you dont have any, I totally understand!

oh this is your lucky day anon!!!!! ive never been asked to make a fic rec list and now im gonna dump it all onto u

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4030528 : this one is about how gilfoyle cannot sit like a normal person and its perfect

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3964855 : jared & gilfoyle hanging out and talking about gilfs past mmmmwah

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4679948 : this ones about satanism which i just enjoy bc theres not a lot of fic abt it!! (probably mostly bc… theres not a lot of canon material about it lol)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6928207/chapters/15803440 : gilfoyle & carla being friends!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6628537 : theres just not enough fic abt gilf’s childhood/life in canada/his past in general and i love this one

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9325541 : this is erlich/gilf smut and its. the best. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8224162 : gilfoyle & carla being friends and gilf asking her for relationship advice!!! DOUBLE LOVE IT!!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9343394 : jared & gilf spending new years eve together and talk about their feelings

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11365281 : gilf pretending to be jareds boyfriend to protect him from creeps YES PLEASE!

i realize that these are all kind of shippy and not based just around gilf so im sorry for that lol but i hope u find some in the list u like anyway!!! 

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

this meme covers all the jardinfoyle bases

[sweetbertram]

mmm jarfoyle + things you said when u were scared

Gilfoyle would never admit that he gets scared. He worships Lucifer, for fuck’s sake, Satanists don’t get scared. It’s not a thing.

So he’s not scared about Jared. That’s totally not it. And he’s not worried either cause that would imply he cares.

But he can’t deny that ever since they got rid of that robot Jared’s been…weird. Weirder than usual, his smile a little too forced, prone to staring off into space for long blocks of time, only coming back to reality when Richard needs something.

So when Gilfoyle takes Jared aside to talk to him it’s not cause he’s scared or worried or anything. It’s for the good of the company.

“Are you okay?” he asks.

“Yes, fine,” Jared says, a blatant lie. “Fine. Absolutely fine. Nothing’s wrong. I’m fine.”

“Well, anything you say five times must be true,” Gilfoyle deadpans.

“I’m sorry,” Jared says. 

“You have nothing to apologize for. Is this about that…that sexbot?” Gilfoyle asks. “You just haven’t been yourself since we got rid of it.”

“Please don’t call Fiona that,” Jared says softly. “There’s nothing shameful about sex work, it kept me alive for a long time.”

“Jared, I didn’t mean it that way,” Gilfoyle says. “I just meant…ever since the whole thing with Fiona you’ve been…off. Like, your body is here but your brain is somewhere else and it seems like that somewhere else isn’t very good. I’m just - I just want to know if there’s anything I - if there’s anything we as a company can do to help you.”

Jared shakes his head. “It’s very kind of you, Gilf,” he says, “but I’ll be fine, really. I just need to pull myself together. She was just a robot - I mean, I found my mother’s dead body when I was five, it’s not like this is even remotely comparable to that. I’ll be fine in a few days, I just need to stop thinking about it.”

“It’s perfectly understandable,” Gilfoyle says. “Take as long as you need. Maybe you should take a sick day or two,” he adds, suddenly realizing that in the time it takes Jared to adjust to this new trauma he could get seriously hurt. “Just stay home, get some rest, maybe talk to some of your friends. You’ve suffered a loss, you should take care of yourself.”

Jared sniffles. “Thank you, Gilf, that’s so kind of you, but I think I’d rather keep working. I’ll be fine, I promise.”

[casketvamps]

ooh also! jared knows that gilfoyle is trans and has a secret system to remind him to take care of himself (take his shots, eat better food, unbind and stretch, etc.) when he's working too hard... it's always something like "hey gilf, have you checked on the server load recently?" so no else knows and so it gives him an excuse to leave the room and go do his stuff

[ripplebreeze]

Welp, here’s the third chapter to my ghost kid jarfoyle au fic! With school starting up, I just wanted to put one last bit of writing before I get too busy! Anyway, I hope it’s an alright chapter, please, enjoy!

[dineshgilfoyle]

Jared/Gilfoyle + 8

Jared’s jaw dropped with horror when he saw how messy Gilfoyle’s room actually was. Junk covered every inch of the floor and every available surface.

Gilfoyle raised an eyebrow at him. “Do you have a problem?”

“Nope!” Jared said quickly. “Thank you again for letting me bunk with you.”

“Never use the word bunk again,” Gilfoyle said.

He grabbed a big garbage bag and shoved junk from the floor into it, then did the same with a second bag until a spot on the floor was clear. He tossed both of the bags aside.

“There,” Gilfoyle said.

Jared nodded and spread out his blanket on the floor.

“You know I’m only doing this because Anton needs his own room, right? It’s not good for him having your snoring, thrashing body around all night.”

“Got it,” Jared said, nodding. “But, regardless of the reason, I very much appreciate it.”

[bachmanitycapital]

but in the long tresses of your hair / i am a babbling brook

without fail, every time i listen to broom people i get sad about jarfoyle.

[carrot-gallery]

Jarfoyle + Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas

Thanks so much for the ask! I’m posting this very very late, I know, but with good reason: it’s my boo @businessboyjared‘s birthday!!! So if you like the dumb thoughts below, make sure to send her your love.

Gilf abhors all traditional winter holidays, while Jared absolutely LOVES celebrating both Hanukkah and Christmas

December is basically a big long holiday in the hacker hostel because Jared makes it so: he bakes sweet yummy things and decorates the house with miles of streamers and is often seen up late wrapping little things for the guys

This guilts Erlich and Dinesh into action, so they usually try to help by brewing up extremely alcoholic spiced cider (Erlich) and spending all day online shopping for gifts (Dinesh)

Erlich also makes a batch of nonalcoholic cider for Jared of course

With lotsa cinnamon and sugar in it

Richard as always doesn’t fuckign know what is going on around him so it takes him like a week to notice the decorations

When he does notice he takes to watering the little potted fir trees jared puts around the house so jared doesn’t have to…. Also he walks lucky when jared is busy wrapping stuff

Gilfoyle on the other hand…. is a big oscar the grouch about the whole thing bc he loves putting on a show of hating the holidays

But one evening he passes by the kitchen on his way to bed and sees jared sitting at the table surrounded by homemade cards and lil bits of ribbon and candy but just staring off into the distance lookin kinda sad….

And this keeps gilfoyle up all night bc he realizes jared’s shitty past must make it not that easy to deal with the holidays and yet he puts in the effort anyway for the sake of the guys

So the next day gilf digs into his boxes of old stuff in the garage and pulls out this big hefty statue of the Dark Lord Satan that he won at a Satanist poker game once

And he dusts it off and wraps it in tinsel and hangs baubles from the antlers of its goat head

And sets it up in the living room where everyone can see it…. And leaves poorly wrapped presents under it for all the guys

The next day the pile has grown– jared’s super-elaborate wrapping style, dinesh’s neat and simple style, richard’s sloppy best attempt, erlich’s gift bags because he is a Gift Bag Man

Some of the presents even have paw prints drawn on them instead of names because they’re for Lucky

The whole display is very beautiful and sweet

Gilf kinda smiles when he sees it, and then looks into the kitchen to see Jared (in the middle of frosting cupcakes and with powdered sugar adorably on the tip of his nose) smiling at it too

ALL THE HOLIDAY FEELINGS! THANK YOU @dineshgilfoyle!!! And happy birthday @businessboyjared!!!!

[svhboexchange]

New Years Jarfoyle for @glitterdwarf!

(A pinch hit from @hackerhostel)

[bruhgender]

businessboyjared replied to your post “I haven’t been drawing as much as I want to recently and I want to...”

jared playing w gilf's hair :)) or just them hanging out tbh

theyre so good i love them........ ffffffffff

[angustully]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Silicon Valley (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jared Dunn/Bertram Gilfoyle Characters: Jared Dunn, Bertram Gilfoyle Additional Tags: Hair Washing, Dry Humping, Season/Series 05 Summary:

Gilfoyle needs some help relaxing.

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

I saw this at target and thought it was very jarfoyle

[sweetbertram]

48 jarfoyle?? like if they had a connection in high school but nothing came of it and they graduated and went their separate ways... (or instead of meeting again at a reunion, they randomly bump into each other in palo alto as they both entered the tech industry after college)

“Bertram? Bertram Gilfoyle, is that you?”

Gilfoyle turns around at the sound of a nervous reedy voice behind him. He finds himself facing a tall, disturbingly thin man with the bluest eyes he’s ever seen. Something about those eyes and that voice is vaguely familiar, but he can’t quite place it.

“Do I...know you?” he asks awkwardly.

“It’s me, Donald,” the man says. “Donald Dunn? From the math team in high school?”

Against his will, Gilfoyle finds himself smiling. “Donald. Of course.” He’d never admit it but he’s missed Donald, has often found himself wondering what happened to the sad scrawny foster kid he befriended. “How have you been? Last time I saw you was the day you left for Vassar, right?”

Donald nods. “I’ve been...well, mostly.” he says. “I go by Jared now, though - my boss called me that on the first day and it just kind of stuck.”

“Where do you work now?” Gilfoyle asks.

“Hooli. I’m Gavin Belson’s right hand man.” Donald - Jared - smiles sheepishly. 

“What’s that like?” Gilfoyle asks. 

“It’s an incredible opportunity,” Jared says. “The work is...grueling, but rewarding. We’re making the world a better place.”

Gilfoyle smirks. “You’re fucking miserable, aren’t you?”

Jared looks around furtively. “Well,” he says, “it’s...compared to some other situations I’ve been in, this isn’t that bad. At least it pays well, I’ve paid off most of my student debt. But enough about me, how have you been? You went to MIT, right?”

Gilfoyle nods. “Yeah, and now I’m living in an incubator with a bunch of other coders, working on...a couple different things, actually. I’ve got a music app going, and a bitcoin rig, and when I have the resources to set up my own server stack I want to go into cybersecurity.”

“That sounds fascinating,” Jared says, and from anyone else that would sound disingenuous but Gilfoyle knows Jared means it.

“It’s pretty cool,” he says. “Doesn’t pay as well as Hooli, though. Or at all, really. I do some freelance stuff on the side to have actual money.”

“But at least you’re doing something you love,” Jared says. “Listen, I have to run, but we should catch up sometime. Here, I’ll give you my number.” He writes his phone number down on a Post-It and hands it to Gilfoyle. “Give me a call, we should meet up for coffee or something.”

“Yeah,” GIlfoyle says. “Yeah, I’ll call you.”

[casketvamps]

headcanon that gilfoyle has kind of a secret soft spot for jared and will leave him stuff in the garage with notes that are like "found this, it was wasting space and i don't need it" or "made too much of this [food] and don't want dinesh to have any"

he'll absolutely kill jared if he ever mentions it though so they both just pretend the notes don't exist while jared is delighted with them and gilfoyle super secretly likes being helpful

[ripplebreeze]

So this is the second part to my kid jarfoyle ghost AU! I just got in a mood to post it so I figured why not! I wrote it a while ago, and I never got the courage to upload it but I figured that I could take a chance and relinquish control and just post it because...why not. Anyway, please enjoy!