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genuinely, this quote from Ballet On The Battlefield is making me quite emotional
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#ballet on the battlefield sfth#ballet on the battlefield#shootimprov#sfth janusz#janusz sfth#sfth alexa#alexa sfth
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Random SFTH headcanon: after running away from the Royal Ballet of Moscow, Alexa and Janusz board the Silver Line and end up staying with Benjamin's family after the events of The Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall where they don't have to dance or clean if they don't want to but are always encouraged to have fun and laugh as loudly as they can.
#listen#Alexa is canonically six years old and Janusz probably isn't much older#there's no way those two kids would have found their happily ever after in 1916 Moscow#so this is my way of giving them an actual future#and yes I'm in the process of writing a fic about it#because Janusz and Alexa deserve a loving family and Anthony and Jennifer are great parents#ballet on the battlefield#strange noises from the hole in the wall#shoot from the hip#shootimpro#sfth
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i am in love with the fact that Alexa has so much trauma that Janusz, the kid with the no-laugh-dad is like
'I think you need therapy'
and i think about this everyday
#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#sfthposting#alexa#alexa my bbygirl you deserve the world#and a janusz too#ballet on the battlefield#screw sfth for these adorable traumatized characters
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Whoops *trips and drops 10 photos of Luke Womanning being stunning*
#I love him your honour#petrova romanoff Ily#shoot from the hip#Ballet on the battlefield#Sfth screendhots#luke manning#Guess who’s making an angsty Alexa edit >:)))) (ft. Janusz and probably Petrova but it’s Alexa-centric)
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Ballet On The Battlefield was incredible, 100/10 would die for Alexa and Janusz
#and nowhere is it obvious which man i most have a crush on#sfth alexa#sfth janusz#ballet on the battlefield#tom mayo#luke manning#alexander jeremy#shoot from the hip#sfth screenshots
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currently trying to write an essay and my mood is Alexa going "I wish I knew how to say words"
#big sigh#I love Alexa and Janusz they deserve the world#Ballet on the Battlefield#shoot from the hip#sfth rambles#own post
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Just had a sinking feeling in my gut as I think about how Alexa and Janusz, after years of hardship and trying to build their lives back up after losing so much, have to watch as their world dissolves into yet another world war.
#they'd be around 29 or 30#they'd be adults#do think janusz went to fight?#do you think alexa didn't want to believe the news at first?#do you think they looked at each other#silently framing their goodbyes#wondering if they'd be lucky a second time?#I would do anything to have an expansion on their story#sfth alexa#sfth janusz#ballet on the battlefield#shoot from the hip#sfthposting#sfth
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so happy to have seen the chair shenanigans in full (poor aj😭😂; also the fact tom and luke fit??)
#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#ballet on the battlefield#i was dying with laughter again for this one I had to pause multiple times to wipe my eyes🤣🤣#the absolute /chaos/ in this one#alexa & janusz were so sweet (love how janusz didn't get a growth spurt at all😂)#i'm also intrigued by what went down w/ petrova & dmitri#also the kaiser's secretary(???) is definitely a time traveller#(saw someone in the comments say andré beetroot is a time traveller and that works so well actually??)#an immediate fave<3#myst's musings
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sfth incorrect quotes except it's The Traumatised Children
Janusz: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Janae? Janae: No. Johnny: I do! Janusz: I know, Johnny. Johnny: I’m sad. Janusz: I know, Johnny. Janae: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating. Julian: Janae just insisted that we all remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Julian: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us. Janusz, in Peter’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Alexa, climbing past Janusz: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR- Peter: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Hugh: It's Julian's turn. Julian: Don't die. Hugh, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational. Peter, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later...byeeee! Alexa: Friend of yours? Peter: Nope, wrong number. Alexa: ??? Peter: Janae, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly? Janae: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel? Peter: Yes. Janae: Janae: Alright, let's go to the nurse. Alexa: I've got a weapon, and I'm… admittedly VERY afraid to use it! The squad has just arrived in a new city. Alexa looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them. Benjamin: Alexa, are you a criminal? Alexa: Not here, I’m not!
(BONUS)
Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator) HEY. YOU! YOU THERE WITH THE FACE! Look at this pigeon.
#shoot from the hip#sfth incorrect quotes#(get ready for the barrage of longform tags)#the neighbour's under the bed#sfth the milkman#ballet on the battlefield#strange noises from the hole in the wall#marigolds bluebells and hugh#why did I stop posting sfth incorrect quotes with the actual guys? good question#the answer is I forgot
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having lots of thoughts about the 'Ballet on the Battlefield' alternate universe where only Alexa got out, and she had to leave Janusz behind
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he was at the window, you know.
he had everything prepared, because he knew Alexa. he knew she'd come back, but before he could get out, Madame Romanoff got there first.
you really should've seen the look on Alexa's face, too! she was already flying away, but that girl never knew what was good for her and now just look at all the trouble she's gotten her little friend into.
Alexa also always struggled with decisions, but one look at Janusz' face and- she couldn't hear him, but she pretended that he was telling her to leave.
it's what he would've wanted, and that's what she tells herself as she turns her back.
Janusz won't realise this until years later when he still works at the same ballet school, is raising his own mini-Janusz, and is watching day-by day, as the once powerful Madame Romanoff has started to fade away- but Alexa always had a suitcase in her hand.
in all honesty, he should've known that when it all came to it at the end, she would do what's best for herself. Petrova always told him so, and that woman was like Alexa's mother.
once, his son (Fyodor) sneaks into the main school, and is found in front of the television: eyes starry; mouth agape; speechless- which was strange for him. when Madame Romanoff drags him back to the help's quarters, he tells Janusz everything he saw.
she was beautiful. swan-like grace (but didn't really do a lot of the traditional French ballet moves, and 'papa, i thought zat all of ze ballerinas had to do zese fancy moves!!') and suddenly Janusz was seven years old again, and the window was wide open.
it had never been closed, only pulled-to with the curtains covering it.
for the first time in a while, Janusz heard the birds again.
#does this make sense#who knows!#im sorry#shut up sunny!!#svnnyd4ys#sfth#shoot from the hip#sfthposting#shootimpro#ballet on the battlefield#ballet on the battlefield sfth#alternate universe#alternative universe#alexa sfth#sfth alexa#sfth janusz#janusz sfth#madame romanoff sfth
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Janae and Johnny are so Vienna by Billy Joel coded
Alexia and Janusz are so Piano Man by Billy Joel coded
#please tell me youse get the vision#shut up sunny!!#svnnyd4ys#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#ballet on the battlefield#the neighbour's under the bed#janae sfth#sfth janae#sfth johnny#johnny sfth#alexia sfth#sfth alexia#sfth janusz#janusz sfth
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Oh Alexa is 100% autistic, it's like the transmasc Derek headcanon I'm just going to consider it canon now.
just saw Ballet on the Battlefield!! kind of wish there had been a real battlefield but still loved it! tell me what you thought when you've had enough sleep?
HIIIIIIIII :))
I woke up just a little bit ago so I’m still kind of out of it but IT WAS AWESOMEEEEEEE I’d already seen it on a patreon livestream but I was half asleep then so rewatching it was awesome (it was almost like I’d never seen it before honestly lol)
I honestly still need to rewatch it again to fully get it cause last night there was a Patreon stream and it was late and it all got mixed into one but ALEXA IS AUTISTIC (not canonically but TO ME)
Anyway it was awesome, even without the real battlefield and the ballet being more than inaccurate 😂😂
Tom and Luke fitting through the chair was amazing and I’m so glad everyone can see it
#who's gonna stop me? toxic fans?#well jokes on you we don't do that here in the sfth fandom#shoot from the hip#ballet on the battlefield#I love alexa#she's such a cutie#why can't they just let her tell jokes and dance and clean with her bestie janusz :(
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I still haven't given up on my Shoot from the Hip x Ricky Montgomery agenda yet, so here's my short list of sfth longform pairings as Ricky Montgomery songs:
Derek and Titch - Line Without a Hook
Bubba and Jeremiah - Mr Loverman
Alexa and Janusz - Unknown Phantom
Geoff and Persephone - My Heart is Buried in Venice
Jemima and Mr. Steven - Snow
Egbert and his wife - Penny Come Home
#shoot from the hip#is this just a subtle way for me to try to get y'all to listen to ricky montgomery songs? absolutely#but in my defence ricky montgomery is insanely underrated despite having two incredibly popular songs#I swear to god if I ever catch people calling him a two-hit wonder they're gonna be hit with two uppercuts#anyways please listen to these songs that you could potentially cry to (/nf)
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So I'm officially obsessed with the idea of traumatised sfth children (Johnny & Janae, Peter Steven, Jack a.k.a Sisyphus kid, Alexa & Janusz, etc.) forming a little support group and living in an orphanage together now, so here are a bunch of character dynamic headcanons:
Johnny and Janae were practically joined at the hip in the beginning. Johnny would not talk at all, and although Janae spoke, their words were very sardonic and harsh. It took months of therapy for them to warm up to the others.
Peter seemed the most well-adjusted and friendly out of the children, but he would occasionally have these intense mental breakdowns where he cries about being worthless and no more than a burden than those around him.
Jack was very confused as to why he was there since he didn't quite understand what happened with his parents. He wore his yellow jacket all the time because it reminded him of his time with his parents, and he'd sometimes talk about his home life in gruesome detail, not knowing how traumatic those memories really were.
Similar to Johnny and Janae, Alexa and Janusz were next to each other pretty much all the time. The two seemed to always be in their own little world, and they rarely interacted with the others.
Peter and Jack were the first ones to become acquainted at the orphanage since both of them came alone, and it was Peter who helped Jack adjust in the beginning when he missed his parents.
Janae tried explaining to Jack what really happened with his parents once, but was stopped by Johnny at the last minute.
Johnny is really popular amongst the children because of his premonition dreams and Peter has compared him to a superhero multiple times.
Janae was very distrustful of the adults taking care of them at first and always insisted on not needing help for themself and Johnny. Although they still don't trust the staff, they're fine with Johnny being taken care of by others now.
Alexa has a very complicated relationship with ballet after what happened. There are days where she insists on performing ballet for the others, and there are days where simply looking at her ballet shoes brings her flashbacks.
Janusz had a constant impulse to help clean the orphanage, so he could often be found dusting the floors or wiping down dusty furniture or washing dishes. He was told by the caretakers that he didn't need to do it, but he insisted on being useful.
The others love hearing about Janae's inventions even if they don't understand more than half of what they're talking about. There are nights when everyone sneaks off to Johnny and Janae's room just to play with the inventions, and Janae was more than glad to explain the functionality of each one, with Johnny adding comments when he actually understood what they were talking about.
After they became closer, Janae began modifying Peter's figurines to make them fly or shoot lasers from their eyes or something similar. Peter's first request was for Janae to make the legs on a Barbie doll that he loved shorter, though Janae refused.
The children have "stand-up nights" where they sit in a circle and take turns telling jokes and funny stories that they came up with. Alexa loved those days because she could tell all the jokes that she wanted.
#shoot from the hip#sfth headcanons#I love my brain for coming up with the people pleaser peter steven headcanon cause it's one of my favourite sfth headcanons now#and like it makes sense with the way that he was forced to stay inside and walk on his knees as a kid#doing that could easily mess up a kid's self-esteem#sfth the milkman#the neighbour's under the bed#ballet on the battlefield#there are definitely more children that I missed#these were just the ones off the top of my head
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hi!!! I'm curious about your favourite sfth duos? they don't have to be romantic 👀
(I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS BUT IT WAS IN MY DRAFTS 😭😭)
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HELLOO
I have SO many gosh :)
(also thank you so much for the ask this made a stressful day better)
Ok:
Scottish Batman and robin- classic and a great duo
FULLSET AND LOTS (Now. They’re a romantic one. Technically. But. Them!! Like yes. There’s that. But- it’s them!!))
Geoff and Jeff. (Wild wet and worrisome) they’re brothers and they’re grieving and they don’t know how to handle it and they can’t communicate and I love them for it
JOHNNY AND JANAE!!!!! MY BELOVEDS!!!!!
HANK AND GARETH. ALSO ROMANTIC BUT I LOVE THEM IM INSANE ABOUT THEM THEY NEEDA KISS.
THE SPIRIT OF SOMERSET AND HIS FRIEND
ALSO JUSTIN WILLOUGHBY AND HIS KIND IF FACIST FRIEND WHO KEEPS BEES SOMETIMES
Susan and Tracy are SO underrated
THE BLUEPRINT GUYS FROM EVIL MAW KID I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I SHIP THEM AND SO DOES TOM AND I LOVE THAT
SENILE SHERLOCK AND CLOWN MURDERER WATSON. THEM.
TROLL SON AND TOBIAS!!!!!!!!! I JUST!!!!!! THEM!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you know I have to say Derek and Titch. I just have to :)
also Titch and James!!!! More as a post-canon idea of how their relationship could grow and they could understand each other a bit more and grow as people :)
THIS ONE IS A GROUP OF THREE BUT CLOOHICKY (Clancy x Doohicky) WITH JIMMY AS THEIR ADOPTED SON MAKES ME ILL (/pos)
ALEXA AND JANUSZ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THEM OH MY GOSH THEY MAKE MR SOB (/pos)
FATHER ANDREWS AND PHANTOM BETRUVIA NEED TO KISS AND I KNOW YOU SAID NOT NECESSARILY ROMANTIC BUT I HAD TO SAY THEM :D
I also LOVE Jasper and Jimmies little friendship from the podcast!!!! It’s so sweet!!!! And I thought Andre x Snakehips was interesting too!!
any thoughts? :) <33
#Thank you for the ask!#Junyu!! :D#shoot from the hip#Sfth asks#This is all from memory… I think I’ve hit peak insanity :D#If it gets worse (better) than this I’m scared (/j)#Thank you so much for this ask :)))#Sfthposting
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OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS SONG AAAAAAAAA MOONWALKER X SFTH IS NOT SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT I NEEDED UNTIL NOW
this is such a great edit Emu oh my god I think I got chills watching it (and the song fits so well?? I was a little skeptical cause I know the original meaning of the song but it surprisingly works)
balletfeild angst because when I heard this song all I could think of was them
Music credit: “New God” by Moon Walker
Video Credit: shootimpro’s “ballet on the battlefield” (improvised play #37)
#shoot from the hip#ballet on the battlefield#sfth edits#also what a coincidence I'm also working on a ballet on the battlefield edit right now :D#it's far more wholesome though haha#(what's this? junyu is making something that's not angst for once?)#alexa my baby girl :((#easily one of the most tragic child sfth characters#(up there with pinocchio and priscilla but yeah)#(alexa my beloved I want to put her and janusz in a snow globe and hide them from the filthy world)
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