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Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #4: “Fighting for Family” Ch. 3

6 Days later…

At school, Yumyulack is getting ready for gym class while the others are chatting over his sister not being here.

Jackie Quilbar: Has anyone seen Jesse lately?

Boy #1: Where’s your sister?

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: lying Oh, she’s at Prep n Beauty, must’ve wanted a better school.

Katie: What?

Gerald: Why?!

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Oh, let’s just say- gets hit by a dodgeball thrown by Jayden

The Headphone Guys laugh.

Aidan: Up your ass Yumyudork!

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Hey! Not cool, guys!

Jayden: Whateves you fucking loser!

Suddenly Human Jesse shows up.

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Any problem here boys?

Brayden: Who the shit is this weirdo?

Monica Miller: Uh, the new girl? You got a problem with that?

Jayden: Yeah! She’s standing up for the freak!

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Hey you leave him alone! All kids should be valued! You boys get or else! Monica?!

Monica kicks a board in half.

Monica Miller: Krav Maga! shows off her moves to the Headphone Guys as they run off screaming, except for Mark

Mark: Cool!

Mark then looks at Yumyulack and feels something in him like this:

Mark then walks away, but then notices an old batter up locker that once belong to Stacy G as he grows shock. Later, at PE class, Yumyulack starts playing dodgeball but his team misses as they groan. Yumyulack blushes and laugh nervously.

Wendi: Way to go, weirdo!

Ally: Yeah! Way to blow it!

Yumyulack then looks down sadly but, then notices something underneath his pants that made him run to the restroom. Principal Cooke grows suspicious and follows him. Yumyulack heads to the bathroom. Ms. Perez sees Cooke and follows him. Then, Principal Cooke kicks down the door with his feet. Yumyulack screams.

Ms. Perez: Cooke what are you doing?!

Principal Cooke: Ah-Ha! gasp in shock

To their shock, Yumyulack has human legs. Principal Cooke faints. Yumyulack panics and calls Korvo.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Korvo! Help! I think I’m turning into a- starts glowing and screams

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yumyulack! Yumyulack?!

Then, Ms. Perez and Cooke shield their eyes as the glow gets brighter. The glow then disappears. Then, Ms. Perez and Cooke gasp upon seeing unbelievable: Yumyulack is now a human teenage boy!

Principal Cooke: Aw fuck! I knew that your dads should’ve never given you those vintage lunchables and X-Box Live, damn it!

Ms. Perez: Yumyulack?

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Oh god! I’m human. Wait. checks under his pants

Human Yumyulack grins in joy.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: No way! I got pubes!

Later at the Solars’ house…

Terry Solar-Opposites: Damn Yumyulack, you really did become a real teenage human boy!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh honey. Your clothes!

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Sorry growth spurt must’ve happened during that transformation.

Phoebe MacCarthy: So what do we do now?

Terry Solar-Opposites: I dunno. Wait for Korvo to become human?

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh. I’m sure we got extra clothes for you, Yumyulack. And great news! They’re your human size!

Korvo then gave Human Yumyulack a green hoodie with a white t-shirt and a pair of male jeans.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Nice!

Human Yumyulack then change his clothes in the bathroom as he comes out.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: I kinda like this!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Great for you kiddo! But I better head to Vegas next week! That’s where the crime scene La Smaragdus started her crime! Wish me luck guys!

Korvo turns into Quasarblast.

Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: I must fly! flies off

Terry Solar-Opposites: Kick some ass honey!

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Good luck K-Dog!

Quasarblast laughs and blows Terry a kiss.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: We’re rooting for you!

Pupa Solar-Opposites: Yay! Korvo!

Phoebe MacCarthy: See you in five days or so!

5 days later…

Quasarblast arrives in Las Vegas at the casino La Smaragdus started her first crime and goes up the security guard.

Security Guard: Who the fuck are you?

Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Your worst fucking nightmare!

Security Guard: Hey go easy man! I can tell you everything!

Quasarblast goes invisible. Then, he opens the door and plays the security footage as he gasp. He then sees La Smaragdus paying of the security guards

Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: This is not good…

As he looks closely, Quasarblast then sees La Smaragdus stealing a priceless diamond and turn some the costumers as the superhero Shlorpian turns towards the guards in anger

Suddenly…

Security Guard: Prim Quasarblast out!

Quasarblast gets into a fighting stance. The guards then ambush and shoves Quasarblast into a cement mixer as he screams and is thrown outside as the block breaks and Quasarblast free himself and flies back home. There, Quasarblast turns back into Korvo and hides behind the garbage pail as it starts raining. Korvo groans in frustration He looks up at the Taco Bell sign and sighs because he is behind a dumpster at Taco Bell

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I have the worst luck today.

Korvo then looks up at the sky as rain falls in him.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Now what do I do?

Suddenly… A nose appears on Korvo’s face as he grow surprised and confused.

Korvo: What the fuck?

Then, ears appear on Korvo as he grow shock

Korvo: Oh god! No!

Korvo then starts glowing.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: glows brighter WHAT THE FUCK’S HAPPENING?!

The glow disappears and Korvo groans and clutches his head.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: offscreen What the hell was that?

Korvo then feels something on his head that made him gasp. Korvo looks himself in the mirror. Korvo screams in shock, because he has now becomes a gorgeous human as he breaths in and out.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh God! I’m too attractive!

Human Korvo suddenly hears something.

Janice: offscreen H’no Hello? Anyone out there y’know?

Human Korvo gasps and runs off. Human Korvo then hides in a empanada truck then Randall from Halloween sees him.

Randall: Hey, sir? What are you doing in here?

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: RANDALL FROM HALLOWEEN?!

Randal: Yeah, that’s my name. Why are you-

Janice: offscreen Mr! Wait! Are you okay?!

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: GET AWAY!

Then, someone opens the door and it turns out be Janice from Korvo and Terry’s old job.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Wait. Janice?!

Randall: Huh?

Randall then looks at Janice and grows lovestruck while “True” from Spandau Balledt plays in the background:

Randall: Oh, uh hi.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Janice, it’s me, Korvo!

Janice: What?!

Then Human Korvo gulps and tries think of a better idea. Then, he sees a magazine cover for LBGTQ+ Models and got an idea upon seeing a name.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Uh, I mean Korey.

Randall: Korey?

Janice: H’no, that’s a good name, y’know?

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Uh yes. I just moved here… notices his ripped apart and ruined robe Oh shit! My clothes!

Randall: Oh, that’s okay! I have some old clothes you can have.

Human Korvo then looks in the box and then suddenly looks at the mirror and began to feel infatuated with himself as he flips his long blond hair with his hand and grows smitten.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Whoa whistles, actually, I think this look might do well. See ya folks. takes a pair of clothes and leave

Human Korvo then sees a nearby gym shower and grins with an idea.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Boo-ya!

Special thanks to @avaveevo, @asikreading, @themagicwolf6677, @king-of-squishmallows and all of my watchers for their ideas and support.

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Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites, MOVE OUT!

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Nice job you two!

Members of The Ultra Opposites (New) (For @cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien )

Main Members Terry/Solar Flare: Fire Powers and Mundane Transformation Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ice Powers and Super Shlorpian Transformation Yumyulack/Psylock: Psychic and Mind Reading Powers Jesse/Electra: Electricity Powers The Pupa AISHA EVA, AISHA's Cousin

Occasional Members Janiz, Korvo's older sister: Martial Arts Daryl/Dark Matter, Yumyulack's boyfriend: Psychic Powers Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Flight and Laser Eyes Ms. Frankie/Shadow Lady: Martial Arts and Weapon Mastery Nova/Lady Roseus: Gift Kevin/Super Kevin: Fire Breath Randall/Ultra Man: Super Strength and Flight Jaime/Firey: Fire Powers Darcy/Miss Darcina: Muscle Growth Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Sonic Scream Sherbet/Violet: Color Changing Powers Cherie/Agent Red: Martial Arts Montez/The Master: Psychic Powers Pezile/La Oscuridad: Shadow Powers Mia/Shine Light: Green Lantern Powers Janice/Master Smasher: Super Strength Sonya/Soarin’: Super Strength and Flight

Enemies Ophelia: A space empress and The Ultra Opposites’ arch-nemesis Nicholas Ronalds/Night Runner: A boy that Jesse used to be in love with until she learned that he was a mutant and dumped him Kitty: A spoiled brat who became a criminal after her parents cut off her allowance Captain Rusty: A robot pirate Stacey and Casey/The Phenomenal Twins: Former circus performers turned livestreamers Iron Knuckle: A former Russian wrestler who became a cyborg after he got into a giant accident during one of his matches Dr. Brain: Korvo and Janiz’s father Robo Korvo: An evil robot version of Korvo built by Ophelia

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We Come Clean About the Least Polluted U.S. Cities (and the Dirtiest)

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Life in a big city can often seem downright hazardous to your health. There are overly aggressive drivers, reckless bicyclists, ill-tempered hot dog vendors, and pedestrians more engrossed in their Tinder accounts than the oncoming traffic—and that’s just when you’re trying to cross the street. Try fighting over the only-available taxi, the best bar stools during the NBA finals, or the last pair of Louboutins on sale in your size.

But most perilous of all might just be the environment itself.

That air you’re sucking in? It’s thick with exhaust fumes, secondhand smoke, and whatever’s being cooked up in that sketchy warehouse around the corner. Want to ease your scratchy throat with a cool drink of water from the nearby fountain? Watch out, it might contain lead!

Pollution has long been as integral to American urban life as slow-walking tourists, besuited executives, and trendy restaurants. But here’s the good news: There are metropolitan areas where you can enjoy the benefits of city life and breathe freely (and safely) while you do it.

Our data team crunched some numbers to find just where those urban Edens might be, and then donned biohazard gear to determine their most soiled siblings. A pattern soon emerged: The cleanest cities are typically set amid agricultural communities, with a national forest or natural reserve nearby. Meanwhile, the most polluted cities are former industrial hubs in the Rust Belt and along the Gulf of Mexico.

Overall, though, pollution in the U.S. has declined quite a bit in recent years. The nation’s industrial facilities released 25% less toxic chemicals in 2015 than in 2005, according to data from the Environmental Protection Agency. Give the credit to green chemistry, improved waste management, and fewer industrial facilities, says EPA spokesman Robert Daguillard.

“Air quality has gotten much better because of preventions that were put into place under the 1970 Clean Air Act,” says Janice Nolen, assistant vice president of the American Lung Association. The federal law was designed to limit air pollution.

And the impact is being felt. Los Angeles, once the American poster child for smog, still has some of the nation’s worst air quality, but it’s been steadily improving for decades. There were only six clear L.A. days (where air pollution poses little risk) in 1980, according to the EPA. Last year there were 65.

Despite the improvements, about half of Americans still live with unhealthy levels of air pollution, Nolen notes.

Los Angeles in 1956 (left) and 2017

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To find the big cities where the air is pristine and the water safe to drink—and the ones where they aren’t—we ranked the 150 largest metros by the following criteria:

Toxic chemicals released from factories*

Greenhouse gas emissions per square mile

Number of Superfund sites per square mile

Air quality, measured by the number of clear days in a year

Water quality, measured by contaminants like lead, copper, arsenic, nitrate, and more

Ready? Take a deep breath: Here’s what we learned about the nation’s least and most polluted cities.

Florida leads the way Vibrant (and clean) community in Naples, FL

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The Sunshine State might be best known for its oranges, brilliantly clothed retirees, and propensity for swing votes, but it also leads the country in air quality. With sea winds sweeping over the mostly flat terrain from both its east and west coasts, noxious emissions tend to be blown away. And there aren’t that many to start with: Florida has never been a heavy industrial state. The mainstays of the state’s economy—tourism, agriculture, and international trade—are all relatively light in pollution.

The cleanest city in our analysis, Naples, in southwest Florida, is famous as an ecotourism destination. Surrounded by natural reserves like the Everglades, Ten Thousand Islands, and Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, it also has one of the few remaining undisturbed mangrove estuaries in North America.

“Collier County [which includes Naples] has more acres of protected lands than any other county in Florida,” says Renee Wilson, spokeswoman for Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve. “This is mostly due to the wetland characteristic of the Everglades … 110,000 acres of protected sanctuary.”

Tucked in Central Florida’s horse country, Ocala (No. 3) is home to a national forest with the world’s largest sand pine tree habitat—a glorious 673 square miles of vegetation, absorbing carbon dioxide in the air and pumping out fresh oxygen. Not enough for you? Check out the crystal-clear water of Silver Springs, best known for its star turn in the (many) underwater fight scenes of the classic Sean Connery–era James Bond movie “Thunderball.”

Oregon, the green state Solar panel array outside a Willamette Valley winery, near Salem, OR.

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Just outside Salem in northwest Oregon, Illahe Vineyard is committed to making wine without electricity or fossil fuels. The grapes are hand-picked and hauled to the winery by a team of horses instead of machines. Winemakers then take turns pedaling a bike to pump grapes into wine barrels.

That’s eco-conscious Salem (No. 2) for you—and Oregon as a whole. Last year, the state became the first in the nation to pass a law to phase out coal completely, requiring its largest utilities to supply at least half of their electricity from renewable resources, like wind and solar, by 2040.

Salem residents are crazy about their bikes, pushing the percentage of commuters who bike or walk to work 40% higher than the national average. With fewer cars hitting the roads, Salem didn’t have a single day with bad air last year, according to the EPA’s air quality index.

Oregon is famed for its craft beer, and anyone who enjoys a refreshing pint or three of pale ale should give credit where credit is due: the state’s clean (and tasty) water. Eugene’s (No. 7) water supplies come from the McKenzie River, which originates deep in the Willamette National Forest.

“We here in Eugene are lucky enough that the McKenzie River is pretty much ideal for making beer,” boasts Dan Russo from Oakshire Brewing.

Two Californias: Agricultural vs. industrial The city of Santa Rosa doesn’t produce a ton of toxic chemicals (literally).

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While Southern California has a lousy rep when it comes to pollution, two agricultural communities in Northern California are exactly the opposite.

Salinas (No. 10), which bills itself as the “Salad Bowl of the World” (you can’t make this up, folks), grows roughly 70% of the nation’s lettuce. Nobel Prize–winning author John Steinbeck grew up here, and wrote lyrically about the region’s golden beauty in his 1952 novel, “East of Eden.”

More than a half-century later, Salinas Valley is still agricultural. Low industrial and traffic emissions, and openness to the sea, keep its air among the cleanest in the nation. It’s one of a handful of cities that have a low concentration of all major categories of harmful air pollutants.

Drive 50 miles north of San Francisco, and you enter a different world: Wine country, redwood forests, farms, and rivers are all part of the landscape of Santa Rosa (No. 5). Pollutants there are virtually nonexistent—the whole metro produced 121.2 pounds of toxic chemicals in 2015. To put it into perspective, the New York metro produced 630,000 times more.

OK, let’s go to the dirty side:

Rust Belt pollution renaissance Scenic Philadelphia, PA

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The Rust Belt has retired numerous coal-fired plants and made major efforts to clean up its air in the past three decades, but new environmental challenges have emerged: Pennsylvania has become the new hot spot for natural gas and oil production, along with all the toxic output that comes from it. The worst polluter in the country is Philadelphia, where a whopping 13.4 million pounds of poisonous chemicals were released in 2015 by oil refineries, shipyards, and auto manufacturers, the EPA reported.

The situation is most dire in Southwest Philly, where crude-oil trains chug through like clockwork. They’re sometimes called “bomb trains,” because the oil has an unwelcome tendency to occasionally catch fire and explode. Plumes of white smoke from oil refineries can be seen and sniffed from most residents’ backyards. The smoke isn’t always white, either—it was pink when a boiler exploded at the Veolia steam energy plant last year and black when fire broke out at the Philadelphia Energy Solutions refinery the year before.

Almost half of Philadelphia children living in poverty have asthma, according to researchers at the University of Pennsylvania.

“There are little lungs that are still developing that are taking in lots of toxic air. [They] are particularly susceptible to these pollutants,” says Philly resident Christine Dolle with Moms Clean Air Force, a national community of parents working to combat air pollution. “As a parent, I wouldn’t want my kids swinging on the swing 20 feet from [crude-oil train]. Would you?”

The Gulf of Mexico’s ‘Dead Zone’ A refinery in Houston, TX

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The Gulf of Mexico has accumulated waste from oil drilling and farmland pollution brought down the Mississippi River. Agricultural and sewage-plant runoff has also triggered algae blooms that block oxygen in the air from reaching the water, smothering marine life. A low-oxygen area known as the Dead Zone has grown to the size of Connecticut.

Even though chemical releases in the area are down 15% in the past decade, oil boomtowns like Houston (No. 3) and New Orleans (No. 6) are still suffering irreversible damage from toxic oil refining processes. In East Houston’s adjacent neighborhoods of Harrisburg and Manchester, low-income residents are struggling just to breathe.

Juan Parras, an advocate for environmental justice, notes that chemical plants are just one fence away from residential homes in the community. Manchester has more than 10 plants, including two oil refineries, and a synthetic rubber plant.

Like many residents of Manchester, Yudith Nieto, a 28-year-old teacher, grew up with asthma. Whenever she got a cold, it would last months because the air was so bad. Since she’s moved away from the neighborhood, her health has improved, she says.

Due to long-term exposure to chemicals, Manchester residents have a 24% to 30% higher cancer risk when compared with upscale west Houston communities, according to a new study by the Union of Concerned Scientists, a nonprofit science charity.

“Those people who want to leave feel stuck,” Nieto says. “Nobody wants to buy their homes.”

Not-so-squeaky-clean Salt Lake City Blue skies and blue pools at a copper refinery in Utah.

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Salt Lake City (No. 8) may appear to be a center of clean living (thanks, Mormons!) and pristine wilderness (thanks, snow-capped mountains!), but as it turns out, those picturesque peaks are actually bad for air quality. Cold air gets stuck between the mountains, trapping the toxic emissions from cars and industry. In the winter, Salt Lake City can be shrouded in smog for weeks in a row. Last year, the city barely saw clear air for half the year, according to the EPA.

West of Salt Lake City, Kennecott Utah Copper has the largest open copper mine in the world. Its power plant, smelter, and refinery released more than 200 million pounds of toxic chemicals into the air, water, and soil in 2015, according to EPA data.

But everyday human activity is responsible for much of the air’s contamination.

“The problem is automobiles, trucks, transportation that account for 50% of air pollution. … We are all part of it, we all pollute,” says Ted Wilson, a former mayor of Salt Lake City and director of Utah Clean Air Partnership.

* Toxic chemicals from factories were measured by total released amount per square mile and a calculated score that indicates the exposure and toxicity of those chemicals. The score used the EPA’s Risk-Screening Environmental Indicators, which take into account the amount of toxic chemicals released, each chemical’s relative toxicity, and potential human exposure.

Data source: U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Superfund Program, Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program, Toxics Release Inventory Program, Air Quality Index, National Water Quality Monitoring Council

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We Come Clean About the Least Polluted U.S. Cities (and the Dirtiest)

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Life in a big city can often seem downright hazardous to your health. There are overly aggressive drivers, reckless bicyclists, ill-tempered hot dog vendors, and pedestrians more engrossed in their Tinder accounts than the oncoming traffic—and that’s just when you’re trying to cross the street. Try fighting over the only-available taxi, the best bar stools during the NBA finals, or the last pair of Louboutins on sale in your size.

But most perilous of all might just be the environment itself.

That air you’re sucking in? It’s thick with exhaust fumes, secondhand smoke, and whatever’s being cooked up in that sketchy warehouse around the corner. Want to ease your scratchy throat with a cool drink of water from the nearby fountain? Watch out, it might contain lead!

Pollution has long been as integral to American urban life as slow-walking tourists, besuited executives, and trendy restaurants. But here’s the good news: There are metropolitan areas where you can enjoy the benefits of city life and breathe freely (and safely) while you do it.

Our data team crunched some numbers to find just where those urban Edens might be, and then donned biohazard gear to determine their most soiled siblings. A pattern soon emerged: The cleanest cities are typically set amid agricultural communities, with a national forest or natural reserve nearby. Meanwhile, the most polluted cities are former industrial hubs in the Rust Belt and along the Gulf of Mexico.

Overall, though, pollution in the U.S. has declined quite a bit in recent years. The nation’s industrial facilities released 25% less toxic chemicals in 2015 than in 2005, according to data from the Environmental Protection Agency. Give the credit to green chemistry, improved waste management, and fewer industrial facilities, says EPA spokesman Robert Daguillard.

“Air quality has gotten much better because of preventions that were put into place under the 1970 Clean Air Act,” says Janice Nolen, assistant vice president of the American Lung Association. The federal law was designed to limit air pollution.

And the impact is being felt. Los Angeles, once the American poster child for smog, still has some of the nation’s worst air quality, but it’s been steadily improving for decades. There were only six clear L.A. days (where air pollution poses little risk) in 1980, according to the EPA. Last year there were 65.

Despite the improvements, about half of Americans still live with unhealthy levels of air pollution, Nolen notes.

Los Angeles in 1956 (left) and 2017

Left: American Stock/Getty Images; right: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images

To find the big cities where the air is pristine and the water safe to drink—and the ones where they aren’t—we ranked the 150 largest metros by the following criteria:

Toxic chemicals released from factories*

Greenhouse gas emissions per square mile

Number of Superfund sites per square mile

Air quality, measured by the number of clear days in a year

Water quality, measured by contaminants like lead, copper, arsenic, nitrate, and more

Ready? Take a deep breath: Here’s what we learned about the nation’s least and most polluted cities.

Florida leads the way Vibrant (and clean) community in Naples, FL

Anne Rippy/Getty Images

The Sunshine State might be best known for its oranges, brilliantly clothed retirees, and propensity for swing votes, but it also leads the country in air quality. With sea winds sweeping over the mostly flat terrain from both its east and west coasts, noxious emissions tend to be blown away. And there aren’t that many to start with: Florida has never been a heavy industrial state. The mainstays of the state’s economy—tourism, agriculture, and international trade—are all relatively light in pollution.

The cleanest city in our analysis, Naples, in southwest Florida, is famous as an ecotourism destination. Surrounded by natural reserves like the Everglades, Ten Thousand Islands, and Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, it also has one of the few remaining undisturbed mangrove estuaries in North America.

“Collier County [which includes Naples] has more acres of protected lands than any other county in Florida,” says Renee Wilson, spokeswoman for Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve. “This is mostly due to the wetland characteristic of the Everglades … 110,000 acres of protected sanctuary.”

Tucked in Central Florida’s horse country, Ocala (No. 3) is home to a national forest with the world’s largest sand pine tree habitat—a glorious 673 square miles of vegetation, absorbing carbon dioxide in the air and pumping out fresh oxygen. Not enough for you? Check out the crystal-clear water of Silver Springs, best known for its star turn in the (many) underwater fight scenes of the classic Sean Connery–era James Bond movie “Thunderball.”

Oregon, the green state Solar panel array outside a Willamette Valley winery, near Salem, OR.

George Rose/Getty Images

Just outside Salem in northwest Oregon, Illahe Vineyard is committed to making wine without electricity or fossil fuels. The grapes are hand-picked and hauled to the winery by a team of horses instead of machines. Winemakers then take turns pedaling a bike to pump grapes into wine barrels.

That’s eco-conscious Salem (No. 2) for you—and Oregon as a whole. Last year, the state became the first in the nation to pass a law to phase out coal completely, requiring its largest utilities to supply at least half of their electricity from renewable resources, like wind and solar, by 2040.

Salem residents are crazy about their bikes, pushing the percentage of commuters who bike or walk to work 40% higher than the national average. With fewer cars hitting the roads, Salem didn’t have a single day with bad air last year, according to the EPA’s air quality index.

Oregon is famed for its craft beer, and anyone who enjoys a refreshing pint or three of pale ale should give credit where credit is due: the state’s clean (and tasty) water. Eugene’s (No. 7) water supplies come from the McKenzie River, which originates deep in the Willamette National Forest.

“We here in Eugene are lucky enough that the McKenzie River is pretty much ideal for making beer,” boasts Dan Russo from Oakshire Brewing.

Two Californias: Agricultural vs. industrial The city of Santa Rosa doesn’t produce a ton of toxic chemicals (literally).

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While Southern California has a lousy rep when it comes to pollution, two agricultural communities in Northern California are exactly the opposite.

Salinas (No. 10), which bills itself as the “Salad Bowl of the World” (you can’t make this up, folks), grows roughly 70% of the nation’s lettuce. Nobel Prize–winning author John Steinbeck grew up here, and wrote lyrically about the region’s golden beauty in his 1952 novel, “East of Eden.”

More than a half-century later, Salinas Valley is still agricultural. Low industrial and traffic emissions, and openness to the sea, keep its air among the cleanest in the nation. It’s one of a handful of cities that have a low concentration of all major categories of harmful air pollutants.

Drive 50 miles north of San Francisco, and you enter a different world: Wine country, redwood forests, farms, and rivers are all part of the landscape of Santa Rosa (No. 5). Pollutants there are virtually nonexistent—the whole metro produced 121.2 pounds of toxic chemicals in 2015. To put it into perspective, the New York metro produced 630,000 times more.

OK, let’s go to the dirty side:

Rust Belt pollution renaissance Scenic Philadelphia, PA

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The Rust Belt has retired numerous coal-fired plants and made major efforts to clean up its air in the past three decades, but new environmental challenges have emerged: Pennsylvania has become the new hot spot for natural gas and oil production, along with all the toxic output that comes from it. The worst polluter in the country is Philadelphia, where a whopping 13.4 million pounds of poisonous chemicals were released in 2015 by oil refineries, shipyards, and auto manufacturers, the EPA reported.

The situation is most dire in Southwest Philly, where crude-oil trains chug through like clockwork. They’re sometimes called “bomb trains,” because the oil has an unwelcome tendency to occasionally catch fire and explode. Plumes of white smoke from oil refineries can be seen and sniffed from most residents’ backyards. The smoke isn’t always white, either—it was pink when a boiler exploded at the Veolia steam energy plant last year and black when fire broke out at the Philadelphia Energy Solutions refinery the year before.

Almost half of Philadelphia children living in poverty have asthma, according to researchers at the University of Pennsylvania.

“There are little lungs that are still developing that are taking in lots of toxic air. [They] are particularly susceptible to these pollutants,” says Philly resident Christine Dolle with Moms Clean Air Force, a national community of parents working to combat air pollution. “As a parent, I wouldn’t want my kids swinging on the swing 20 feet from [crude-oil train]. Would you?”

The Gulf of Mexico’s ‘Dead Zone’ A refinery in Houston, TX

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The Gulf of Mexico has accumulated waste from oil drilling and farmland pollution brought down the Mississippi River. Agricultural and sewage-plant runoff has also triggered algae blooms that block oxygen in the air from reaching the water, smothering marine life. A low-oxygen area known as the Dead Zone has grown to the size of Connecticut.

Even though chemical releases in the area are down 15% in the past decade, oil boomtowns like Houston (No. 3) and New Orleans (No. 6) are still suffering irreversible damage from toxic oil refining processes. In East Houston’s adjacent neighborhoods of Harrisburg and Manchester, low-income residents are struggling just to breathe.

Juan Parras, an advocate for environmental justice, notes that chemical plants are just one fence away from residential homes in the community. Manchester has more than 10 plants, including two oil refineries, and a synthetic rubber plant.

Like many residents of Manchester, Yudith Nieto, a 28-year-old teacher, grew up with asthma. Whenever she got a cold, it would last months because the air was so bad. Since she’s moved away from the neighborhood, her health has improved, she says.

Due to long-term exposure to chemicals, Manchester residents have a 24% to 30% higher cancer risk when compared with upscale west Houston communities, according to a new study by the Union of Concerned Scientists, a nonprofit science charity.

“Those people who want to leave feel stuck,” Nieto says. “Nobody wants to buy their homes.”

Not-so-squeaky-clean Salt Lake City Blue skies and blue pools at a copper refinery in Utah.

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Salt Lake City (No. 8) may appear to be a center of clean living (thanks, Mormons!) and pristine wilderness (thanks, snow-capped mountains!), but as it turns out, those picturesque peaks are actually bad for air quality. Cold air gets stuck between the mountains, trapping the toxic emissions from cars and industry. In the winter, Salt Lake City can be shrouded in smog for weeks in a row. Last year, the city barely saw clear air for half the year, according to the EPA.

West of Salt Lake City, Kennecott Utah Copper has the largest open copper mine in the world. Its power plant, smelter, and refinery released more than 200 million pounds of toxic chemicals into the air, water, and soil in 2015, according to EPA data.

But everyday human activity is responsible for much of the air’s contamination.

“The problem is automobiles, trucks, transportation that account for 50% of air pollution. … We are all part of it, we all pollute,” says Ted Wilson, a former mayor of Salt Lake City and director of Utah Clean Air Partnership.

* Toxic chemicals from factories were measured by total released amount per square mile and a calculated score that indicates the exposure and toxicity of those chemicals. The score used the EPA’s Risk-Screening Environmental Indicators, which take into account the amount of toxic chemicals released, each chemical’s relative toxicity, and potential human exposure.

Data source: U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Superfund Program, Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program, Toxics Release Inventory Program, Air Quality Index, National Water Quality Monitoring Council

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We Come Clean About the Least Polluted U.S. Cities (and the Dirtiest)

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Life in a big city can often seem downright hazardous to your health. There are overly aggressive drivers, reckless bicyclists, ill-tempered hot dog vendors, and pedestrians more engrossed in their Tinder accounts than the oncoming traffic—and that’s just when you’re trying to cross the street. Try fighting over the only-available taxi, the best bar stools during the NBA finals, or the last pair of Louboutins on sale in your size.

But most perilous of all might just be the environment itself.

That air you’re sucking in? It’s thick with exhaust fumes, secondhand smoke, and whatever’s being cooked up in that sketchy warehouse around the corner. Want to ease your scratchy throat with a cool drink of water from the nearby fountain? Watch out, it might contain lead!

Pollution has long been as integral to American urban life as slow-walking tourists, besuited executives, and trendy restaurants. But here’s the good news: There are metropolitan areas where you can enjoy the benefits of city life and breathe freely (and safely) while you do it.

Our data team crunched some numbers to find just where those urban Edens might be, and then donned biohazard gear to determine their most soiled siblings. A pattern soon emerged: The cleanest cities are typically set amid agricultural communities, with a national forest or natural reserve nearby. Meanwhile, the most polluted cities are former industrial hubs in the Rust Belt and along the Gulf of Mexico.

Overall, though, pollution in the U.S. has declined quite a bit in recent years. The nation’s industrial facilities released 25% less toxic chemicals in 2015 than in 2005, according to data from the Environmental Protection Agency. Give the credit to green chemistry, improved waste management, and fewer industrial facilities, says EPA spokesman Robert Daguillard.

“Air quality has gotten much better because of preventions that were put into place under the 1970 Clean Air Act,” says Janice Nolen, assistant vice president of the American Lung Association. The federal law was designed to limit air pollution.

And the impact is being felt. Los Angeles, once the American poster child for smog, still has some of the nation’s worst air quality, but it’s been steadily improving for decades. There were only six clear L.A. days (where air pollution poses little risk) in 1980, according to the EPA. Last year there were 65.

Despite the improvements, about half of Americans still live with unhealthy levels of air pollution, Nolen notes.

Los Angeles in 1956 (left) and 2017

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To find the big cities where the air is pristine and the water safe to drink—and the ones where they aren’t—we ranked the 150 largest metros by the following criteria:

Toxic chemicals released from factories*

Greenhouse gas emissions per square mile

Number of Superfund sites per square mile

Air quality, measured by the number of clear days in a year

Water quality, measured by contaminants like lead, copper, arsenic, nitrate, and more

Ready? Take a deep breath: Here’s what we learned about the nation’s least and most polluted cities.

Florida leads the way Vibrant (and clean) community in Naples, FL

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The Sunshine State might be best known for its oranges, brilliantly clothed retirees, and propensity for swing votes, but it also leads the country in air quality. With sea winds sweeping over the mostly flat terrain from both its east and west coasts, noxious emissions tend to be blown away. And there aren’t that many to start with: Florida has never been a heavy industrial state. The mainstays of the state’s economy—tourism, agriculture, and international trade—are all relatively light in pollution.

The cleanest city in our analysis, Naples, in southwest Florida, is famous as an ecotourism destination. Surrounded by natural reserves like the Everglades, Ten Thousand Islands, and Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, it also has one of the few remaining undisturbed mangrove estuaries in North America.

“Collier County [which includes Naples] has more acres of protected lands than any other county in Florida,” says Renee Wilson, spokeswoman for Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve. “This is mostly due to the wetland characteristic of the Everglades … 110,000 acres of protected sanctuary.”

Tucked in Central Florida’s horse country, Ocala (No. 3) is home to a national forest with the world’s largest sand pine tree habitat—a glorious 673 square miles of vegetation, absorbing carbon dioxide in the air and pumping out fresh oxygen. Not enough for you? Check out the crystal-clear water of Silver Springs, best known for its star turn in the (many) underwater fight scenes of the classic Sean Connery–era James Bond movie “Thunderball.”

Oregon, the green state Solar panel array outside a Willamette Valley winery, near Salem, OR.

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Just outside Salem in northwest Oregon, Illahe Vineyard is committed to making wine without electricity or fossil fuels. The grapes are hand-picked and hauled to the winery by a team of horses instead of machines. Winemakers then take turns pedaling a bike to pump grapes into wine barrels.

That’s eco-conscious Salem (No. 2) for you—and Oregon as a whole. Last year, the state became the first in the nation to pass a law to phase out coal completely, requiring its largest utilities to supply at least half of their electricity from renewable resources, like wind and solar, by 2040.

Salem residents are crazy about their bikes, pushing the percentage of commuters who bike or walk to work 40% higher than the national average. With fewer cars hitting the roads, Salem didn’t have a single day with bad air last year, according to the EPA’s air quality index.

Oregon is famed for its craft beer, and anyone who enjoys a refreshing pint or three of pale ale should give credit where credit is due: the state’s clean (and tasty) water. Eugene’s (No. 7) water supplies come from the McKenzie River, which originates deep in the Willamette National Forest.

“We here in Eugene are lucky enough that the McKenzie River is pretty much ideal for making beer,” boasts Dan Russo from Oakshire Brewing.

Two Californias: Agricultural vs. industrial The city of Santa Rosa doesn’t produce a ton of toxic chemicals (literally).

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While Southern California has a lousy rep when it comes to pollution, two agricultural communities in Northern California are exactly the opposite.

Salinas (No. 10), which bills itself as the “Salad Bowl of the World” (you can’t make this up, folks), grows roughly 70% of the nation’s lettuce. Nobel Prize–winning author John Steinbeck grew up here, and wrote lyrically about the region’s golden beauty in his 1952 novel, “East of Eden.”

More than a half-century later, Salinas Valley is still agricultural. Low industrial and traffic emissions, and openness to the sea, keep its air among the cleanest in the nation. It’s one of a handful of cities that have a low concentration of all major categories of harmful air pollutants.

Drive 50 miles north of San Francisco, and you enter a different world: Wine country, redwood forests, farms, and rivers are all part of the landscape of Santa Rosa (No. 5). Pollutants there are virtually nonexistent—the whole metro produced 121.2 pounds of toxic chemicals in 2015. To put it into perspective, the New York metro produced 630,000 times more.

OK, let’s go to the dirty side:

Rust Belt pollution renaissance Scenic Philadelphia, PA

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The Rust Belt has retired numerous coal-fired plants and made major efforts to clean up its air in the past three decades, but new environmental challenges have emerged: Pennsylvania has become the new hot spot for natural gas and oil production, along with all the toxic output that comes from it. The worst polluter in the country is Philadelphia, where a whopping 13.4 million pounds of poisonous chemicals were released in 2015 by oil refineries, shipyards, and auto manufacturers, the EPA reported.

The situation is most dire in Southwest Philly, where crude-oil trains chug through like clockwork. They’re sometimes called “bomb trains,” because the oil has an unwelcome tendency to occasionally catch fire and explode. Plumes of white smoke from oil refineries can be seen and sniffed from most residents’ backyards. The smoke isn’t always white, either—it was pink when a boiler exploded at the Veolia steam energy plant last year and black when fire broke out at the Philadelphia Energy Solutions refinery the year before.

Almost half of Philadelphia children living in poverty have asthma, according to researchers at the University of Pennsylvania.

“There are little lungs that are still developing that are taking in lots of toxic air. [They] are particularly susceptible to these pollutants,” says Philly resident Christine Dolle with Moms Clean Air Force, a national community of parents working to combat air pollution. “As a parent, I wouldn’t want my kids swinging on the swing 20 feet from [crude-oil train]. Would you?”

The Gulf of Mexico’s ‘Dead Zone’ A refinery in Houston, TX

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The Gulf of Mexico has accumulated waste from oil drilling and farmland pollution brought down the Mississippi River. Agricultural and sewage-plant runoff has also triggered algae blooms that block oxygen in the air from reaching the water, smothering marine life. A low-oxygen area known as the Dead Zone has grown to the size of Connecticut.

Even though chemical releases in the area are down 15% in the past decade, oil boomtowns like Houston (No. 3) and New Orleans (No. 6) are still suffering irreversible damage from toxic oil refining processes. In East Houston’s adjacent neighborhoods of Harrisburg and Manchester, low-income residents are struggling just to breathe.

Juan Parras, an advocate for environmental justice, notes that chemical plants are just one fence away from residential homes in the community. Manchester has more than 10 plants, including two oil refineries, and a synthetic rubber plant.

Like many residents of Manchester, Yudith Nieto, a 28-year-old teacher, grew up with asthma. Whenever she got a cold, it would last months because the air was so bad. Since she’s moved away from the neighborhood, her health has improved, she says.

Due to long-term exposure to chemicals, Manchester residents have a 24% to 30% higher cancer risk when compared with upscale west Houston communities, according to a new study by the Union of Concerned Scientists, a nonprofit science charity.

“Those people who want to leave feel stuck,” Nieto says. “Nobody wants to buy their homes.”

Not-so-squeaky-clean Salt Lake City Blue skies and blue pools at a copper refinery in Utah.

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Salt Lake City (No. 8) may appear to be a center of clean living (thanks, Mormons!) and pristine wilderness (thanks, snow-capped mountains!), but as it turns out, those picturesque peaks are actually bad for air quality. Cold air gets stuck between the mountains, trapping the toxic emissions from cars and industry. In the winter, Salt Lake City can be shrouded in smog for weeks in a row. Last year, the city barely saw clear air for half the year, according to the EPA.

West of Salt Lake City, Kennecott Utah Copper has the largest open copper mine in the world. Its power plant, smelter, and refinery released more than 200 million pounds of toxic chemicals into the air, water, and soil in 2015, according to EPA data.

But everyday human activity is responsible for much of the air’s contamination.

“The problem is automobiles, trucks, transportation that account for 50% of air pollution. … We are all part of it, we all pollute,” says Ted Wilson, a former mayor of Salt Lake City and director of Utah Clean Air Partnership.

* Toxic chemicals from factories were measured by total released amount per square mile and a calculated score that indicates the exposure and toxicity of those chemicals. The score used the EPA’s Risk-Screening Environmental Indicators, which take into account the amount of toxic chemicals released, each chemical’s relative toxicity, and potential human exposure.

Data source: U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Superfund Program, Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program, Toxics Release Inventory Program, Air Quality Index, National Water Quality Monitoring Council

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New Solar Opposites Episode #2: Double Trouble (by @avaveevo)

One night at the Solar Opposites house…

Korvo: offscreen You have been very very naughty!

Then it cuts to Yumyulack and Jesse wincing in horror as they hear Korvo and Terry having sex.

Yumyulack: This is the seventh time this month.

Jesse: I know! The horror!

Sonya moans in disgust as she covers her ears with a pillow.

Terry: offscreen Shit! I’m gonna cum if you keep going!

Korvo: Bring it on you dirty bad boy! Ooooh!

Jesse: I swear if they-

Terry: cums FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCK!

Jesse: Alright! That is it! We are staging an intervention with those two first thing tomorrow!

The next day, Korvo wakes up and rubs his eyes, only to realize he has a human hand.

Korvo: offscreen What the fuck?

Korvo runs to a mirror and reveals he is human. Korvo feels his face and screams in horror.

Human Korvo: Oh. My. God. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

Terry wakes up as he groans.

Terry: Korvo, what-

Terry gasps and blushes as he looks at Human Korvo.

Terry: K-Korvy?

Human Korvo: Yeah?

Terry gets on one knee and takes Human Korvo’s hands.

Terry: Mmm… seductively Tell you what you look so hot.

Terry kisses Korvo’s hand and makes him blush.

Human Korvo: blushes while smiling Oh really?

Terry: Yeah.

Suddenly Jesse and Yumyulack are heard screaming off-camera.

Human Korvo: Kids?

Sonya: Korvo! Terry! Help!

The husbands rush to the kids’ room and are shocked to see Yumyulack and Jesse are human!

Human Korvo: Yumyulack?!

Terry: Jesse?! What happened?!

Human Yumyulack: WE TURN INTO FUCKING HUMANS!

Human Korvo: We can see that!

Terry: Oh no! My baby!

Human Jesse starts crying. Terry gasp and comforts his daughter.

Terry: It’s okay. But how did this happen?

Janiz: offscreen I think I know how.

The Solars turn around and gasp.

Sonya: Auntie Janiz?

Janiz is a human as well.

Terry: Aw, come on! How come everyone is a human but me?!

Human Korvo: Oh God! Not my sister as well!

Human Janiz: It’s okay. This is natural for Shlorpians.

Solar Opposites: Huh?

The scene cuts to the ship.

Human Korvo: Janiz, why have we turn into humans?!

Human Janiz sets up her computer and shows a holographic slideshow.

Human Janiz: Don’t worry, this is natural Shlorpian affection on being on the planet for too long without the Pupa terraforming it.

Human Korvo: Oh thank god. But I don’t think we can-

Human Janiz: Can what?

Human Korvo: Turn back…

Human Janiz: What? Is that what you’re worried about?

Pupa comes in and gasp upon seeing father and two of siblings turn into humans. Human Korvo starts crying into Terry’s chest.

Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse: Sadly yes.

Terry: Oh honey… shh… it’s okay… you’re still my Korvy…

Suddenly Human Korvo turns back into a Shlorpian.

Terry: gasp in joy Korvy! You’re you again!

Korvo feels his face and gasps with tears in his eyes.

Korvo: Yes! crying with happiness I’m me again!

Korvo hugs Terry.

Korvo: Oh Terry! I am so overjoyed that I am me again!

Terry: I am too.

The two husbands kiss while moaning.

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya: Eeew! Come on guys, boo! Yucky! That’s gross!

Human Jesse: Damn it! This is why we’re staging an intervention!

Korvo and Terry: No you’re not!

Human Jesse: Huh?

The kids groan in dismay. Human Janiz then scans the family.

Human Janiz: Interesting.

Terry: What?!

Human Janiz: It turns out you can shapeshift back into your normal selves. A Shlorpian only takes one shapeshifting form for being on one planet they’ve been on for too long.

Human Yumyulack: How is that possible?

Human Janiz: A Shlorpian has gain another form as a result of succumbing to the environment of which planet they live on.

Korvo: That is remarkable.

Human Jesse: How come it happen to Korvo first?

Human Janiz shrugs. Human Jesse and Human Yumyulack turn back into their Shlorpian forms.

Jesse: Yay! We’re aliens again!

Yumyulack: Yes!

Terry sighs sadly

Terry: I wish I had a human form.

Korvo: D’aw I’m sure it happen soon en-

Suddenly the Pupa starts grunting.

Jesse: Pupa are you okay?

Sonya: Is the Pupa getting another color?

The Pupa suddenly starts glowing and transforms into a human girl?!

Solar Opposites: Pupa?!

Terry: Are you a…girl?!

Korvo faints. Human Janiz gasps.

Yumyulack: What the fuck? We thought the Pupa is a boy.

Sonya: Aaw. He or she is so cute!

Human Pupa giggles and transforms back. Human Janiz then turns into her Shlorpian form.

Janiz: Ah… that’s better.

Korvo hugs Janiz.

Korvo: Janiz!

Janiz laughs. Terry sighs sadly and walks away.

Korvo: Aw poor Terry… he’s feeling left out..

Korvo walks after Terry and finds him in the bedroom crying into a pillow.

Korvo: Hey sweetie. You still feeling sad over not receiving your human form yet?

Terry: sniffs Yeah.

Korvo: Oh I’m sure you will get it mi amore

Terry blushes.

Terry: Shit! moans You spoke Spanish’

Korvo: seductively while fiddling his fingers on Terry’s chest Of course I did. Did language learning lately.

Terry: Oh, I don’t know why but I’m starting to get turned on.

Korvo: Really?

Terry: Of course. I think this Spanish thing might get me turned on!

Korvo bites his lip.

Terry: Hey, Korv. Wanna have sex?

Korvo: Oh-ho-ho. You know I do. Should we do it on the couch?

Terry: Oh! Hold on! breaking the fourth wall Before we do this, we would like to let you know the sex you’re about to witness will not be pretty. So, if you have small children, now would be a good time to ask them to leave the room. to Korvo Now, shall we?

Korvo: Damn. Did you just break the fourth wall?

The two husbands take off their clothes and sexy away as the kids ran outside in the background.

Terry: Yep! Pretty great? Right?

Korvo: God, that’s so hot!

Terry: Oh yes! Dominate me, you shimmering blue stud of beauty!

Korvo: Yes! Keeping calling me beautiful!

The two husbands take off their clothes and sexy away as the kids ran outside in the background.

Jesse: Ew!

Sonya: Gross dude!

Terry: offscreen Fuck, you’re so pretty, Korvy!

Yumyulack: Aw come on boo!

Korvo: FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

Debbie then hears them and grows touched by the husband’s love.

Debbie: You know, this reminds me of a song. You kids wanna hear it?

Yumyulack, Jesse ands Sonya: RUN!

Cue the song

[DEBBIE]

number one Take him home!

number two He’s wasted! Yaaaayyy!

[KORVO]

My God, Terry! Right there! Right there! That's the spot -- that's the spot! -- okay, A little lower -- okay, now to the left -- No, my left -- ohhhhhhhh!

[TERRY]

Oh, my God, Korvo, no one's ever touched me Like this before -- you can't put your finger there -- Ooh, put your finger there!

[BOTH]

Oh yeah!

[DEBBIE]

You can be as loud as The hell you want When you're making love. You can be as loud as The hell you want When you're making love. You can be as loud as The hell you want When you're making love. You can be as loud as The hell you want...

[KORVO]

(Screaming in pleasure) Aaaaaahhh!

[TERRY]

Yaaaaaaahhh!

[DEBBIE]

You hear what? -- Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!

[KORVO]

Are we being too loud?

[TERRY]

Yeah, are we bothering someone?

[DEBBIE]

Oh, no, not at all, guys. You keep doing what you're doing. Yeah! Louder! You're not allowed to Be loud at the library, At the art museum or At a play

But when you and Your partner are doin' the nasty Don't behave like you're At the ballet! 'Cause you can be as loud As the hell you want When you're making love. You can be as loud As the hell you want When you're making love.

Don't let the neighbors Stop you from havin' fun, They'll have peace and Quiet when you're Good and done.

[ALL]

Be as loud as The hell you want When you're making love! (heavy breathing) Loud as the hell you want...

[KORVO] Faster, Terry

[TERRY]

Korvo, slow down! This not a race!

[DEBBIE]

Loud as the hell you want...

[KORVO]

Oh, YEAH!

[TERRY]

Who's your daddy?

[KORVO]

What?? Terry!!

[ALL]

Loud as the hell you want... Loud as the hell you want...

[DEBBIE]

Smack it and lick it and rub It and suck it!

[ALL]

Loud as the hell you want...

[KORVO]

Yes! Work your mama!

ALL Loud as the hell you --

[TERRY]

Oh yeah, that's it!

[KORVO]

Ooh, babe!

[TERRY]

(enjoying himself) Uuuuuhh!

[ALL]

Loud as the hell you... (x7) Want!

Debbie: My, singing gives me such a rush!

Unknown to her, the kids are hiding as they start to feel disgusted. Korvo and Terry collapse on the bed.

Terry: Oooooh…. Baby that was amazing!

Korvo: I know.

Terry suddenly starts glowing

Korvo: Terry?

Terry suddenly turns human.

Korvo: cries out in shock

Terry: What?!

Korvo: Terry! You have a human penis… and you’re human!

Human Terry looks in the mirror.

Human Terry: I-I’m a human… an-and and I got a slightly above average human penis!

Korvo starts playing with Human Terry’s hair.

Korvo: Wow. Nice hair.

Human Terry blushes.

Human Terry: touches his ears Wow you gotta teach these ears. I can’t believe I a got a penis, and a nose and a dick and a head full of hair and a shlong!

Korvo laughs and turns into his human form.

Human Korvo: Say I think this new form of yours have got me turned on.

Human Terry: Well, we’ve never had sex as humans before.

Human Korvo then seduces Human Terry.

Human Korvo: I think what you and your sexy hunky human body right now you green stud…

Human Terry growls seductively and pins Human Korvo against the bed.

Human Terry: Baby you got me on fire!

The two husbands make out as Human Terry grabs Human Korvo’s crotch.

Human Korvo: moans Oh yes Terry… Fuck! Oh! Fuck me now!

As the two have sex a mysterious figure watches them and growls. He puts down his binoculars and throws a knife at a nearby tree as he snarls.

???: I’ll make him pay for what he’s done.

The scene then cuts to Human Korvo and Human Terry snuggling with each other.

Human Korvo: That was great.

Human Terry: You were great.

Human Terry plays with Human Korvo’s hair.

Human Terry: By the way, nice long blond hair. It suits you.

Human Korvo: You think?

Human Korvo smiles but then looks sad.

Human Terry: What’s wrong?

Human Korvo: I’m scared, Terry. Scared of being human. I’m not used to…to…this.

Human Terry smiles as he soothes Human Korvo’s face in a comfort manner.

Human Terry: I know. But we’ll get through this. You just need to-

Suddenly… They heard a knock on their door.

Human Korvo: Come in!

Then, Janiz comes in as she gasp upon seeing Human Terry.

Janiz: Terry?

Human Terry: Hey? chuckles nervously

The scene then cuts to Human Terry and Human Korvo putting their clothes back on as the kids grow shock by Terry’s human form.

Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!

Sonya: Holy sweet mother grapes! Terry is a human now?

Human Terry: Yep.

Jesse: Jeepers! I can’t believe you’re actually human. This is so cool.

Yumyulack: Oh my God! Do you have a butthole?!

Human Terry: I don’t know you tell me!

Human Terry pulls down his pants and…

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa-ho! He’s a got a butthole! He’s got a butthole!

Sonya: Can you put stuff in it?!

Human Terry: Oh. Great idea sweetie. What kind of stuff should I put it in it? Give me that gunquan!

Sonya: Okay!

Korvo: stops Sonya Uh uh uh! Nobody is putting anything in Terry’s butthole, except me. After we can figure out how to zap it!

Sonya: Aw…

Human Terry: Oh come on! You never let me put anything in anything!

Korvo chuckles.

Korvo: I know, darling. But let’s keep it subtle.

Pupa however runs in the room screaming.

Sonya: Pupa! What’s wrong?!

Pupa: Monster!

Solar Opposites: SAY WHAT?!

Jesse: What do you mean there’s a monster?

Pupa points outside. Korvo comes outside and gasps.

Pupa: hands them a note Look!

Terry takes the note. It says, “Korvo, I’m gonna kill you” writing in a blood! Terry gasps.

Terry: Oh no! That man is gonna kill Korvy!

Korvo gasps.

Korvo: Oh fuck!

AISHA, EVA and MAX then pops out.

EVA: What’s going on?

Korvo starts having a panic attack as he screams it out.

Korvo: SOMEONE IS OUT TO KILL ME!

The AIs gasp

AISHA: Oh shit! We should run away to Mexico or something to keep you safe!

Korvo: NO!

Korvo starts breathing in and out in fear.

Korvo: Fuck! I don’t wanna die! cries I DON’T WANNA DIE!

Korvo breaks down in tears. Terry gasps.

Terry: Oh no Korvy… hugs Korvo as he continues crying

Janiz: Oh Korvo…

Janiz comes up and soothes her brother.

Korvo: Terry, can you promise me something.

Terry: Yes! Anything!

Korvo: Promise me you’ll never leave my side. a tear runs down Korvo’s cheek Promise me you’ll be there to protect me. Please…

Terry gasp as he pulls Korvo in for a cooldown hug and soothes as Korvo continues crying into Terry’s chest.

Terry: I promise, babe. I promise.

Korvo sniffles as the kids rush over.

Yumyulack: Korvo?

Jesse: Aw poor Korvo

Sonya: Aw Korvo… *hugs Korvo*

Janiz: Guys! We gotta get Korvo out of here!

Korvo: Please do.

Janiz: But first, I think we should use our human forms for safety!

Korvo: Okay.

AISHA: We’re going with you too!

EVA: Yeah! We’re family guys!

MAX: So count us in!

The AIs turn into their human forms.

Solar Opposites: Whoa…

Korvo: I had no idea you guys could do that!

Human MAX: Janiz gave us these.

Korvo: *to Janiz* You did?

Janiz: I did. When you two where having sex, I reprogrammed them with the ability to turn into humans

Terry: Wow! Your human looks so cool guys!

Human EVA: Thanks!

Human AISHA: This human form is way amazing!

Yumyulack: Yeah, AISHA! You look good!

Human AISHA: Thanks!

Human MAX: Look at mine too! It has a sweet hot beard!

Korvo laughs and gains confidence.

Korvo: Solar Opposites, move out!

The others turn into their human forms

Korvo: Oh right human forms! Got it!

Korvo turns into his human form and ties his hair into a ponytail.

Human Terry: Wow. Nice ponytail!

Human Korvo laughs and blushes.

Human Korvo: Thanks honey. looks at Human Pupa Although, I think Pupa needs clothes now for his human form.

Human Jesse: Yeah, you’re right.

Human Pupa giggles as the family picks him up and takes him inside.

A few seconds later…

Human Janiz: There we go.

Human Korvo: Okay, now that the Pupa’s dressed. It’s time to kick ass!

Human Pupa: now with cute clothes on him, including a pink no sleeve shirt Yeah!

The human Solar Opposites head out as the mysterious figure watches them and chuckles.

Mysterious Figure: I’m coming for you Korvo….

The scene cuts to an abandoned warehouse.

Human Korvo: Okay. We can hide in there for awhile.

Human Terry: Okay.

Human Pupa: I’m scared.

Human Jesse: Us too Korvo.

Human Korvo sighs and picks up Human Pupa.

Human Korvo: It’s okay Pupa. We’re safe in here as long as whoever wants to kill me can’t find us and leave.

Sonya hugs Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse for comfort. Suddenly… A loud knock was heard as the family gasp in horror. The kids hide behind their dads, aunt and AIs for protection.

Mysterious Figure: offscreen; through the door Knock knock…

Human Yumyulack: Wh-who’s there?

Human Korvo: Go away!

Mysterious Figure: offscreen; through the door Too late…

The mysterious figure bursts through the door wearing a mask and attacks Human Korvo, knocking him out cold.

Solar Opposites: KORVO!

Human Terry cries tears of sadness before getting angry.

Mysterious Figure: What’s the matter Terry? Aren’t you suppose to be happy over what he did to us?

Human Terry: YOU PRICK!

Human Terry punches the mysterious figure as he groans. This gives the group time to escape.

Human AISHA: FUCKING RUN GUYS!

Human AISHA picks up Human Korvo who turns back into his Shlorpian form.

Human AISHA: Hang on Korvo! Let’s get you outta here!

The group runs out of the warehouse. After they stop running, Human AISHA puts Korvo down as Human Terry runs up to him.

Human Terry: Aw no. My poor Korvy. kisses Korvo on the forehead

Human Terry sobs. Korvo moans as he opens his eyes.

Korvo: Terry?

Human Terry smiles in tears of joy as he gasp.

Human Terry: Korvy!

Human Terry kiss Korvo on the lips as Korvo smiles and blushes.

Korvo: What happened?

Human Yumyulack: I don’t know.

Human Jesse: Me neither. Something or somebody knocked you out.

Korvo: Damn…I hardly remember. Everything‘s just one massive blur.

Human Janiz: Let’s just get you home before-

Suddenly a mysterious figure is heard laughing like a maniac.

Human Terry: Uh, who is that?!

???: Aw, I’m surprised you don’t remember me.

Korvo: What? The fuck are you talking about?

The mysterious figure suddenly jumps down from a tree.

Solar Opposites: Aaaah!

The Solar Opposites then gasp.

Human Jesse: Oh. My. God.

Sonya: Who is that guy?!

Korvo: No. It can’t be.

Human Yumyulack: Holy similar!

The mysterious figure looks exactly like Terry but different!

Human Janiz: Terry, is that you?!

Human Terry: Oh no! It’s Evil me from the time Korvy tried to change into something I am not but it backfired and it created a psychopathic version of myself!

Korvo sighs and starts crying

Human Terry: Aw no, Korvy. Don’t cry. It was years ago.

Korvo: I don’t care! I’m ashamed of what I did! I shouldn’t have-

Human Terry gives Korvo a cooldown hug as Korvo continues sobbing.

Evil Terry: Oh boo-hoo. Mr. Crybaby is guilty.

Human Terry growls in fury.

Human Terry: You…you…

Human Yumyulack: Uh, you okay Terry?

Human Jesse realizes something.

Human Jesse: Come on, Terry! Let the anger out!

Human Terry screams in fury. Human Terry tackles Evil Terry to the ground.

Evil Terry: Aaah! What the hell?!

Human Terry bites Evil Terry’s arm.

Evil Terry: Aaah! Savage beast!

Human Terry: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY KORVY!

Human EVA grabs Human Terry and holds him back.

Human AISHA: Easy Terry! Calm yourself!

Human Terry pants angrily as Korvo gets turned on.

Korvo: Holy shit. Terry, you have me so turned on!

Human Terry: Uh, I do?

Korvo: seductively Hell yeah you do, you big hunky Shlorpian.

Human Terry bites his lip in lust.

Human Terry: Ho-ho. seductively Tell you what that talk is making me feel all good, coming from you.

The two husbands kiss as Korvo turns into his human form.

Evil Terry: What?!

Human Jesse smirks.

Human Jesse: Boo-yah! Love conquers all bitch!

Human Yumyulack gags.

Human Pupa: covers his eyes Yucky!

Evil Terry growls and throws his knife at Human Korvo. Human Korvo screams and ducks as it hits a window. Evil Terry grunts in anger. Human Korvo starts having a panic attack as Human Terry gasp.

Human Terry: Hey hey, Korvo. It’s okay.

Human Korvo keeps breathing in and out as he starts breaking down in tears. Human Janiz rushes to comfort her brother.

Human Janiz: KORVO!

Human Janiz hugs Human Korvo.

Human Korvo: weeping

Human Janiz: Shh… it’s okay… shh… I’m here lil bro…

Evil Terry: Lil bro? You have a sister?! laughs How lame is that?!

Human Janiz growls while going big sister instincts as he continues to console Human Korvo.

Human Janiz: Fuck. Off.

Human Korvo suddenly shows tranquil fury.

Human Janiz: Korvo?

Human Korvo grabs Evil Terry by the shirt.

Evil Terry: Hey! What the fuck?!

Human Terry blushes.

Human Terry: to himself quietly That hunky blue shimmering stud of mine has just won me over.

Human Korvo growls as Evil Terry.

Evil Terry: laughs Watcha gonna do? Punch me?

Human Korvo: No. I’ll let you live. For now.

Evil Terry growls and kicks Human Korvo in the face. As Evil Terry escapes, the family realizes they have to stop them.

Human Jesse: Korvo, are you okay?!

Human Korvo: Yes I am. But guys, we gotta stop him!

Human EVA: But how?!

Human MAX: I have an idea, but it’s super crazy.

Human Terry: Good! Let’s hear it then!

Human MAX: Okay here is the plan you all ready?!

Solar Opposites: YEAH!

Later, Evil Terry searches for the family everywhere.

Evil Terry: Where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Unknown to him, the human Solars hide and then Human Jesse nods for the signal. Human Terry then jumps down and traps Evil Terry in a net.

Human Terry: Gotcha bitch!

Evil Terry: Hey! Get off me! to Human Korvo You’ll pay for this!

Human Korvo: No you won’t. This has to stop! Why are you even here?!

Evil Terry: TO GET BACK AT YOU AND EVERY OTHER KORVO IN EVERY UNIVERSE!

The family grow confused.

Human Korvo: What?!

Human Terry: Dude, that’s crazy talk!

Human Jesse: Yeah. Why would you wanna do that?

Evil Terry starts breathing in and out in rage as tears burst from his eyes.

Human EVA: Uh, you okay?

Evil Terry: I’m fine! wipes a tear away

Human Janiz: Um, you don’t look fine.

Evil Terry: tears stream down in rage I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED, OKAY?!

Human Korvo gasps. Evil Terry punches his fist to the ground as he breaks down in tears.

Human Yumyulack: Wow. This haughty is definitely broken.

Human Korvo sighs and removes his hair tie

Human Korvo: I’m sorry I turned you into something you are not… that was wrong…

Evil Terry: Why should I forgive you?

Human Korvo looks at Human Terry, who smiles at him.

Human Korvo: Because you have every right to be mad at me for what I did and I shouldn’t have done that.

Human Terry smiles as a single tear shed from his right eye, which signify that he already forgives Korvo.

Evil Terry: How do I know you won’t do the same thing?

Human Korvo: Because this whole time, you were already perfect just the way you are.

Human Terry: Oh Korvy!

Human Terry then pulls Human Korvo for a kiss on the lips as the two human alien husbands moan lovingly at each other. Evil Terry sighs sadly.

Evil Terry: to Human Terry You really do love him… do you…

Human Terry: More than anything in the world. He’s my sexy hunky Shlorpian.

Human Korvo: Aw Terry. kisses Human Terry on the lips

Human Jesse: Blegh!

Human Yumyulack and Sonya: Eeew!

Human Jesse: Ugh! We give up…

Human Pupa: Yucky!

Evil Terry then picks up his knife and looks at his reflection as he finally has a heel realization.

Evil Terry: I guess I should give friends a chance.

The Solars gasp in surprise.

Sonya: Really Evil Daddy?

Evil Terry: Sure. Plus, I kinda like this little girl.

Evil Terry ruffles Sonya’s hair. Sonya giggles. Evil Terry suddenly starts glowing.

Evil Terry: Uh, what the fuck is happening to me?

Evil Terry turns into a human.

Human Evil Terry: Damn I look hot.

Human Terry: Hey! Looking good!

Human Evil Terry: Thanks. By the way, looks at Sonya who’s that little girl’s name?

Human Korvo: She’s Sonya. We adopted her.

Human Evil Terry: Wait. That means she’s your daughter?

Human Yumyulack: Yep. And our sister.

Human Jesse: She is a Solar now.

Sonya giggles. Human Evil Terry smiles.

Human Evil Terry: I was wrong about you Korvo. You’re a great husband and a great dad and a great brother too. I’m sorry...

Human Korvo: It’s okay.

Human Korvo and Human Evil Terry hug as the others join in.

Human Evil Terry: So Terry, where should we head now?

Human Terry: Back to our house. Korvo and I have to get ready for a dinner party.

Human Korvo: Oh yes. That.

Human Yumyulack: Should we take a bus?

The scene then cuts to the Solars’ house.

Human Evil Terry: Nice house man.

Human Jesse: Thanks.

Human Terry: Korvo, you ready to go?

Human Korvo: offscreen Coming!

Human Korvo comes down the stairs in a sparkly purple tuxedo, sparkly purple eyeshadow, and sparkly purple lipstick.

Human Terry: smitten whistle

Human Jesse: Whoa.

Human Yumyulack: You’re all that.

Human Terry: smitten whistle

Human Jesse: Whoa.

Human Yumyulack: You’re all that.

Human Korvo: Thanks kids.

Human Evil Terry: Damn. You’re like a badass fashion model.

Human Korvo: I sure do. Oh, what about Pupa?

Human Pupa: Hottie!

Human Pupa then pops out wearing a tuxedo dress.

Human Jesse: Oh my gosh! That’s so cute!

Human Terry: Aw, look at human Pupa! So adorable!

Human Terry then turns to Human Korvo and places a hand on his cheek

Human Terry: You never looked more beautiful my love.

Human Korvo laughs and removes his hair tie.

Human Korvo: You sure this new so is fancy for you? flips his hair back n forth

Human Terry: Oh hell yes.

Human AISHA: Shall we head out now fam?

Human Jesse: Yes!

The family then leaves and head out on the bus. Inside, the family are keeping themselves occupy

Human Evil Terry: Nice transportation.

Human Korvo: Pretty neat right?

Human Pupa starts playing around as he giggles on his coloring book.. Human Korvo brushes a strand of hair behind his ear and sighs sadly.

Human Terry: What’s wrong honey?

Human Korvo: Should we tell Jamie and Darcy about…this?

Human Terry smiles and puts his hand on Human Korvo’s shoulder.

Human Terry: If it makes you feel better, we will, okay?

Human Korvo smiles as he kiss Human Terry on the cheek.

Human Korvo: Thank you, Terry.

Human Korvo and Human Terry kiss again. But then, they heard a man complaining over Human Pupa doing something that annoyed him.

Man: Sir, can you control your daughter because I-

Human Korvo: Ooh, you are not telling me how to raise my child!

Human Jesse: You do not tell this man how to raise his child!

Human Pupa: You do not tell her how to raise me!

Human Janiz: Mmm-mmm!

Human EVA: No you do not!

Human Terry: You have no idea what my husband is done!

Human Yumyulack: Yeah! That’s right!

The man is shocked but scoffs.

Man: Whatever.

Human Korvo: Yeesh. What a dick.

Human Evil Terry: Jeez, now, I’m don’t miss being evil.

Human Terry: You do? Why?

Human Evil Terry: Because I killed the Korvo from my universe and now that I’ve opened my eyes, I’m starting to feel guilty for what I did.

Human Terry smiles.

Human Terry: It’s okay. That’s in the past now.

The group arrives at the dinner party and Human Korvo has an idea and changes into his Shlorpian form.

Human Jesse: Uh, what are you doing?

Korvo: Just showing off my new look as a Shlorpian.

Human Terry: Hey, that’s actually pretty good idea!

Korvo then knocks on the door as Darcy and Jamie open it.

Darcy: Hey Korvo. What’s up? Nice look.

Korvo: Thanks.

Jamie and Darcy then notice the human Solars.

Jamie: Uh? You mind telling us what happened?

Darcy: Yeah, are these your husband, kids and sister? What happens to them?

Korvo: Well, we found out we can turn into humans. Cool right?

Jamie and Darcy are surprised.

Darcy: Wait? You guys can do that?!

Korvo: Yep. Watch this.

Korvo turns back into his human form as Jamie and Darcy grows surprised by this.

Human Korvo: Thanks.

Darcy: You guys wanna head inside now?

Human Terry: Hell yeah!

Human Korvo: Come along fam. Let’s head inside now. The fun awaits.

Human Korvo kisses Human Terry on the lips before they head inside.

THE END

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The Solar Opposites Gang (@avaveevo’s version)

Solar Opposites’ human forms:

For @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77

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Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issues #44-#50

 Issue #44 “The Night the Clown Screamed”: An man crybaby clown is kidnapping people, including Ms. Perez, Mia, Janice, Darcy and Nova! And to make things worse, everyone is starting to point figures at Korvo, who doesn’t appear whenever the clown attacks.

 Issue #45: “Learning to Fly”: A pack of rogue agents stole the Mighty Solars’ powers, except for Nighthowler, who never had powers until now! Now it’s up to her to help her family get their powers back. inspired by the plot from Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie!

Issue #46: “Fuck Slavery”: Mighton, Fizziepop, Blackhat and Trailblazer have been kidnapped by a doomlord named Bonanza! Now she is fucking with them by taking them as their prisoners!

 Issue #47 “Timewarped!”: Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie and the kids find themselves in big troubles when an old foe returns and sends them into big trouble, by stealing motivation from other people. Inspired by the Rick and Morty episode, “Full Meta Jackrick”

Issue #48 “Monster Mayhem Part.1”: The Five Teen Witches are now preparing for the final battle with Moltzar. But when the final battle takes a role after Moltzar is finally destroyed, the Witches lose control and have turned into gigantic monsters the size of skyscrapers! How will the Mighty Solars get through to the five victims?!

Issue #49 “Monster Mayhem Part. 2”: Something strange has happened to Terry/Mighton! He is suddenly fighting the Five Monster Witches, but is now snarling, ripping apart furniture and his eyes glowing black with orange pupils! Is he turning into a monster?!

Issue #50 “Monster Mayhem Part. 3”: Terry/Mighton, now a dark Mundane, has become determined to stop the monsters responsible for his transformation! So had Qausarblast! Will the two husbands maintain their monstrous forms and stop the Teen Witches? And who is this mysterious Shining Light?

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The New Shlorpian Solar Opposites’ Members Human Forms/Shlorpian Form

Sonya Solar-Opposites (Shlorpian Form; only in Misadventures of The Solars AU)

Janiz Solar-Opposites

Evil Terry Solar-Opposites

Kimber

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Solar Opposites: Mighty Solars Scene: The Mighty AIs!

The Mighty Solars came in and follows the sparks as it spread into AISHA, EVA and MAX.

AISHA: Whoa! What’s happening to us??

MAX: I don't know!

EVA: WHAT THE *sing-songy* FUCK?!

The sparks collide and then suddenly, as the Mighty Solars ducked their eyes, they gasp as three colorful lights shine and it is revealed to be AISHA, EVA and MAX in their own super suits.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Guys?!

AISHA, EVA and MAX/???: WHOA!

MAX/???: We look awesome!

AISHA/???: Damn, look at these duds! They look shimmering!

EVA/???: *sing-songy* Stunning!

Korvo/Quasarblast: Whoa AISHA! You look amazing!

AISHA/???: *blushes* Thank you.

Janiz/Ms. Quasar: What are you powers?!

AISHA/???: Huh. I dunno.

AISHA suddenly shapeshift into Quasarblast as she gasp. Then, she shapeshift a back to normal.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Holy shit! You were just me for a second!

AISHA/???: No way! I can shapeshift! This is so cool!

EVA/???: *sing-songy* AMAZING!

EVA’s singing voice suddenly becomes a huge one that breaks glass.

Mighty Solars: *amazed, shocked and surprise* WOW!

MAX/???: Whoa. How did you do that?!

EVA/???: I did… and it’s *sing-songy* amazing!

Quasarblast laughs

Janiz/Ms. Quasar: Whoa. Easy there EVA. *laughs*

Then, MAX starts running around in fast speed, much to Trailblazer and Lightspeed’s amusement.

Monica Miller/Lightspeed: No way MAX! You have speed powers like me and Trailblazer; except his is blazing! Sweet!

Terry/Mighton: Oh! What should your superhero names be?

AISHA/???: Lady Camo!

AISHA, now Lady Camo, does her superhero pose

EVA/???: The Syren-Songstress!

EVA, now the Syren-Songtress does her own superhero pose.

MAX/???: and I am the Speedster!

The Speedster does his own superhero pose while Fung-irl claps her hand with excitement

Jesse/Fung-irl: Woo-hoo! Awesome guys! *hears the attack* Oh shit!

Quasarblast gasps as his eyes turn aquamarine

Korvo/Quasarblast: AIs, come with us! Now is your time! *turns black while growing bigger and muscular* We got work to do!

AISHA/Lady Camo: Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!

Quasarblast moans in pleasure as his horns and wings appear

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: *finishes transforming* Fuck yeah! Let’s do this!

Terry/Mighton: Whoo!

Now a Super Shlorpian, Quasarblast roars in pleasure while the AIs join their fellow Mighty Solars.

AISHA/Lady Camo: Come on Family and fellow Mighty Solars! Let’s go kick some ass!

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“H’no, I don’t wanna (something) y’know”

Janice’s catchphrase in the Solar Opposites Universe.

For @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77

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Solar Opposites Scene: Follow Korvo! (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)

The kids follow Korvo as Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa transform into their human forms. Sonya was even still surprised that Korvo is a Super Shlorpian.

Sonya: I had no idea your daddy was a monster. Why didn’t you guys tell me?!

Human Yumyulack: We’re sorry. Korvo didn’t want to us to tell anyone because, y’know. The “Monsters are Bad Thing” to humans?

Sonya: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Human Jesse: Plus, it runs in Korvo’s family! It’s their life sources!

Sonya: WHAT?!

The kids then stop once they see traffic as they groan in annoyance. Human Pupa was even in wonder by the stop lights.

Human Pupa: reaching up Pretty.

Human Jesse: Aw man, looks we gotta call one of the grown ups!

Back at the house, Nova and Sherbet came by to how the Solars have been doing, as Nova knocks on the door.

Nova: Korvo? knocks again Terry? Are you guys home?

Sherbet: looks up and sees the hole on the roof and gasp Uh, Nova?

Sherbet taps Nova on the shoulder as Nova turns and looks up and sees the roof as she gasp in shock.

Nova: What the fuck?

Nova looks under the mat and finds a key as she uses it to unlock the door. The two women then head inside and went upstairs to find their friends.

Nova: Solars?!

Sherbet: Where are you?!

Nova: Maybe they’re in their rooms.

Nova and Sherbet head inside Korvo and Terry’s room and gasp. They look around and see the claw marks and some of the stuff ruined. Sherbet picks up the broken picture frame of the family. She gasp once when she notice some of the frame’s glass pieces falling. She then sees a picture under there.

Sherbet: Huh? turns to Nova Nova! Come quick! I think I saw something!

Nova: Really? What is it?

The two ladies check under the bed while Nova uses the flashlight on her phone. But then, they gasp in horror upon seeing the Mundane pictures under the bed. They then see Terry’s bloodline sheet. As the two got out, they then see the still open-book and sees the page about Mundane. The two girls gasp silently as Nova shed tears after knowing what it means for Shlorpians.

Nova: tearfully Oh my God.

Sherbet: Nova?

Nova: Sherbet?! Call Kevin and his family! Quick! I’ll go get Cherie!

Back with the kids, Human Jesse picks up and the phone and calls Miss Frankie, who is painting a picture. Miss Frankie picks it up and grows alarmed.

Miss Frankie: You? What is it now?!

Human Jesse: Miss Frankie?! Hello?! We need someone to drive our bus and follow Korvo.

Miss Frankie: Wait wait wait! Slow down? as she hears what happened, Miss Frankie’s face develops into shock and surprise What? The fuck… that means… you guys are… faints

Human Jesse: on the phone Hello? Miss Frankie?

Principal Cooke: Honey? picks up Miss Frankie What happened?!

Miss Frankie: KORVO NEEDS US!

Principal Cooke: What?! gets grabbed by Miss Frankie What happened?!

As the couple leaves the house, they then see Jaime and Darcy and runs up to them.

Miss Frankie: Jaime! Darcy!

Darcy: What is it?!

Principal Cooke: I think Korvo might be in trouble! He probably needs us!

Jaime: What?! Tell us everything!

Randall sees the two couples running to meet up with the kids and follows them as he drops his poster. Back with Nova, she knocks on Cherie and Montez’s door as the couple, who were playing with Pezlie, opens the door and Cherie was surprised to her friend.

Cherie: Nova? What are you doing here? What’s wrong?!

Nova: I think Terry’s in trouble! The gang might want to meet up with us!

Montez: What?! Oh my God! Get the baby, quick!

Cherie: On it!

Pezlie: giggling as she gets picked up by Cherie

Later, Kevin and his family arrived at the house. Mia and Ms. Perez, who driving, see the commotion and drives over there. The two women got out of the car and heads over to Sherbet.

Ms. Perez: Sherbet? Kevin? What’s going on?

Mia: Where’s the Solars?

Sherbet: Okay, you guys are not gonna like but Terry is-

Human Yumyulack: offscreen Guys!

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Human Pupa and Sonya runs up to them while Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Jaime, Darcy and Randall runs up to them.

Miss Frankie: Kids!

Darcy: What’s wrong kids! What happened?!

Human Jesse: We have to follow Korvo!

Human Yumyulack: Something’s wrong!

Jaime: What?! What happened?!

Miss Frankie: Korvo’s half Super Shlorpian! the rest of the gang gasp He might be in trouble! We have to follow him, where are the keys to the bus?!

Human Yumyulack: tries to find the keys Aw man, I think I lost them!

All: groaning

Nova: arriving with Cherie, Montez and Pezlie Kids! gives the kids kisses on their foreheads We were so worried! Where’s your father?!

Human Yumyulack: We have to follow him! But, we don’t know where the keys to the bus are!

Human Jesse: YOU LOST THEM?! I gave you ONE THING to do!

Human Yumyulack: Wait a minute! Duh! Pupa!

Human Yumyulack turns Pupa back into his normal self as he turns him over.

Human Yumyulack: SPIT IT OUT!

Then, Pupa spits the keys out, much to everyone’s disgust, but luckily, Nova cleaned it with a clothe. Pupa turns back into his human form as Yumyulack picks him up.

Human Yumyulack: What are we gonna do with you, little rascal? tickles Pupa’s chin

Human Pupa: giggling

Miss Frankie: Quick! Everyone! On that bus!

A few seconds later, Miss Frankie starts the bus as she drives it through out. She then sees Super Shlorpian Korvo flying.

Human Yumyulack: There he is!

Human Jesse: Follow him!

Miss Frankie: On it!

The bus follows Korvo as he looks down and then see the bus following him. He then notice the kids and their friends and family friend in there.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: What the? Kids?! What the?! Wait, kids! Don’t go anywhere near me!

Human Yumyulack: Korvo! Stop!

Human Jesse: Don’t hurt Terry!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: What?! No, I am looking for him!

Human Yumyulack: You are!

Human Jesse: Oh thank God! Sorry Korvo!

Miss Frankie sees a bus stop and stops there as Super Shlorpian Korvo flies down and lands on his feet. The human Replicants and human Pupa run up to their father as they embrace him in a hug.

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Human Pupa: KORVO!

Korvo grows surprised but hugs his kids back. But then, he notices the rest of the gang staring at his Super Shlorpian in shock, wonder, surpise and dumbfounded.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yumyulack, what did you tell them?

Nova: I told them, Korvo. I’m sorry, Sherbet and I found out about Terry. We knew something is wrong. So we decided to follow you guys.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You did? Shit…

Jaime: You’re a Super Shlorpian?

Darcy: Holy shit! This is so cool!

Kevin’s Daughter: Pretty!

Kevin’s Son: Are you a superhero?

Sherbet: picking them up Easy there you little rascals!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Really? does a sexy pose Well, I do look faboo.

Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse: facepalms Oh God.

Cherie: Whoa whoa whoa! Guys guys! Give him some space. Korvo, what happened?!

Montez: Where’s Terry?

Super Shlorpian Korvo’s face then saddens as he takes a deep breath and turns back into his normal Shlorpian self while Human Jesse give him some clothes. Korvo puts them on as he frowns.

Korvo: I’m sorry you had to see me like this. But, I want to make sure Terry doesn’t hurt himself-

Suddenly, the gang hears a roar at the beach. They then see Mundane Terry heading towards the pier Beverly and her gang are at.

Korvo: No!

Nova: Don’t worry! We’ll find him! But first, we must check if he’s at the town first, he might have been there.

Darcy: That’s a good idea!

Korvo then turns into his human form as he puts his hair in a ponytail, but then he sees police sirens lights.

Principal Cooke: Oh no…

Human Korvo: Oh shit! Terry!

Cherie: Hang on buddy! Quick guys, to town!

Everyone heads back on the bus where Miss Frankie hands human Korvo the keys and they nod at each other. Human Korvo puts the keys in and he drives the family to town.

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Janice as a Shlorpian

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

I’m Back Posting and I have a new Mighty Solar!

Meet…. Janice/Teleport Woman

Terry and Korvo’s former office coworker who became a Mighty Solar after an accidental radioactive attack that gave her the power of teleportation. She can now transport anywhere she wants! She can even teleport to outrun enemies and surprise them by attack!

This what her superhero suit is gonna look like:

Suit Color: Peaches n’ Cream

Super Powers: Teleportation and Flight

Theme Song: “Fireflies” from Owl City:

I am so happy to back and I hope you guys love this new Mighty Solar too!

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

H’no, I think I feel funny y’know.

Janice when transforming into her lizard mutant form for the first time

For @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in: Ultra Opposites Episode #15: “New Ultra Opposites Pt. 2” (by @avaveevo)

When we last saw our heroes, they escape the wrath from a furious Romelle. Now, the heroes landed on a foggy Rocky Mountain as they catch their breath

Jamie/Firey: What were you thinking? I mean, stealing the orb?!

Darcy/Miss Darcina: Yeah Chloe. We were supposed to earn Romelle’s trust, not steal from her!

Princess Chloe sighs.

Princess Chloe: sigh Look I am sorry. I didn’t have a choice okay?

Solar Flare starts flaring up.

Terry/Solar Flare: Are you nuts? What you did back there was out of line! I had no idea you would go this low!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Honey, calm down.

Princess Chloe: Well, I am doing the best I can, Solar Flare! Ugh! Sometimes I wonder why you’re all heroes in the first place! You’re all too useless and think about yourselves! How lazy can you all be anyway?!

Solar Flare snaps.

Terry/Solar Flare: Hey don’t talk about my family and my friends like that! Judging from the way you are acting, you’re the only princess who doesn’t trust us heroes!

Princess Chloe’s anger flares up.

Princess Chloe: WELL MAYBE WE WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT FUCK UP HEROES LIKE YOU!

Solar Flare gasps and starts to tear up. The rest of the Ultra Opposites are shock, saddened, disgusted and furious over what Chloe said. Princess Chloe is shocked at what she said

Princess Chloe: Terry… I-

Solar Flare: I just can't be here right now...

Princess Chloe: But Terry, let me explain-

Solar Flare: JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

Solar Flare then turns into his Mundane form and punches Princess Chloe to the floor as he runs off in tears without a word. Ms. Perez and the rest of the Ultra Opposites look at Chloe in disgust.

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: What the fuck is the matter with you?!

Cherie/Agent Red: You heartless royal fuck! How could you?!

Nova/Lady Roseus: How could you say that about our friend?! And to us?!

Princess Chloe: Wait a minute! I can explain-

Yumyulack/Psylock: What is with you, your highness, don't take your anger out on us, we all stuck together because our newfound friendship and relationships really mattered, but I guess I was wrong...

Darcy/Miss Darcina: Yeah, look Chloe, you're a cool Princess and all... But that wasn't cool, your highness. That was totally out of line. You... You've become a cold person! All head and no heart!

Princess Chloe snaps.

Princess Chloe: Ugh! Look, just-

Ms. Perez slaps Chloe in the face as Chloe screams, much to the other Ultra Opposites’ surprise and Mia’s smitten.

Mia: smitten whistle

Legendary Super Shlorpian slaps Princess Chloe in the face

Princess Chloe: Ow! What was that for?

Ms. Perez: For hurting my friend's feelings.

Princess Chloe: But they-

Ms. Perez: I don't wanna hear it, okay?! What is your problem, Princess?! You had no right to yell at Terry and the others like that! And you had no right to treat us like that too! You’ve changed! All you care about is yourself! And you know what? Terry’s right! You're not the same princess everyone know anymore, and Terry’s feelings are probably hurt now! So what are you now? her face turns into a sad look ...Certainly not the princess everyone knew and loved. But if you feel like you're better without heroes and friends, you can be alone all you want now…

Princess Chloe gasp in remorse.

Princess Chloe: Ultra Opposites, wait! Give me another chance! I-

Kevin/The Flamethrower: I think you've said enough already.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Yeah! Yeah princess, it's too late, the damage has already been done…

Everyone leaves. Electra gives the princess a cold look. Princess Chloe sighs. Later, Ms. Perez sighs as she looks up at the sky while Mia watches her.

Ms. Perez: takes a deep breath I just need to clear my head….

Mia: Ms. Perez?

Cue Song:

[MS. PEREZ, spoken]

I just need to clear my head and start... fresh. (sigh)

[MS. PEREZ]

Gotta be unique but gotta blend in

Hide my inner geek and keep pretendin'

Gotta keep ’em laughin'

Though I'm only half in

Gotta put a show on ’til I know they like me

Gotta be aloof, make a good impression

Gotta hide the proof of my self expression

Never be revealing

Gotta be appealing

Suddenly I'm feeling

Like I'm getting so

[IMAGINARY MONSTER]

Small

[MS. PEREZ]

Breaking into little pieces

Losing power

[IMAGINARY MONSTER]

Getting weaker

[MS. PEREZ]

Gotta do whatever plеases

'Til they let mе in

So we try to be more than enough

Trying to be strong and tough

Try to be something we're not

Try to fit a different plot

Proving we're bold

Without causing a fuss

We're trying so hard to be us

Will it ever be enough?

Gotta be unique but gotta blend in

Hide my inner geek and keep pretendin'

Gotta keep ’em laughin’

Though I'm only half in

Gotta put a show on ’til I know they like me (like me)

[IMAGINARY MONSTER, UNDER Chorus]

Breaking into little pieces

Trying to be strong and tough

[BOTH]

Like me, l-like me, but I know there's nobody like me

[MS. PEREZ]

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

So we try to be more than enough

[MS. PEREZ]

Trying to be strong and tough

[IMAGINARY MONSTER]

Try to be something we're not

[MS. PEREZ]

Try to fit a different plot

Proving we're bold without causing a fuss

[IMAGINARY MONSTER]

We’re trying too hard to be us

[MS. PEREZ]

We're already more than enough

[BOTH]

In a world where no one wears disguises

We would all be free

But being divided is what was decided

So that's how it has to be

*Suddenly Ms. Perez starts glowing as she starts to float up and looks at the city*

But if we try to uncover what's real

[MS. PEREZ

I'm already strong and tough

[BOTH]

Put down our armor and shield

[MS. PEREZ]

Gonna fit the plot I've got

[BOTH]

And just remember, you're never alone

If the back that you've got is your own

[MS. PEREZ]

Gotta be unique but gotta blend in (trying too hard to be us)

Hide my inner geek and keep pretendin'

Gotta keep 'em laughin'(trying too hard to be us)

Though I'm only half in

Gotta put a show on 'til I know they like me

*Then in a shocking moment, Ms. Perez’s clothes turns into her own Ultra Opposites form.*

No more trying too hard to be me

*Mia blushes lovingly*

'Cause that's one thing it's easy to be

Take the trying away and be free

'Cause it's their turn to try to see me

After she finishes singing, Ms. Perez, or whoever is she is now, looks around her outfit in surprise and shock while Mia comes up to her.

Mia: Woah. You look...beautiful...

Ms. Perez blushes then the other Ultra Opposites came in while looking for Solar Flare.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ladies! We need to find Solar…. Huh?

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: No way…

Ms. Perez laughs and does a twirl.

Jesse/Electra: Ms. Perez?

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: What happened to you?!

Ms. Perez: Ms. Perez is gone. I'm Shout Out now!

Ms. Perez does her own superhero form as the other adults gasp in joy and then embrace her. Agent Red, Legendary Super Shlorpian, Master and Lady Roseus watch as they smile.

Jesse/Electra: Holy shit! One of our best teachers in the world is now one of us?! This is so cool!

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Thanks

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: We can celebrate later. Right now we have to find Terry!

Lady Super Shlorpian uses her super sense and hears Mundane Solar Flare sobbing.

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Oh dear… I found him… and he is so heartbroken…

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Oh no… poor Terry…

Jesse/Electra: Oh no...

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh my poor Terry… I can’t believe Chloe said something horrible like that… I would never want to say that to you guys…

Rest Of the Ultra Opposites: touched by the bottom of their hearts Aaaawww.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Come on. Let’s go comfort him…

The rest of the Ultra Opposites finds Mundane Solar Flare lying down, curled up while sobbing in his arms as they go up to him in concern and sadness.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry?

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Go away.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh Terry.

Mundane Solar Flare looks at his friends and family in sadness as he continues sobbing.

Sherbet/Violet: Are you okay?

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: I’m sorry guys… Chloe is right… it’s all my fault…

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian gasps.

Cherie/Agent Red: Oh Terry.

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: No…

Kevin/The Flamethrower: Don’t blame yourself…

Jesse/Electra: Yeah. You were just trying to help…

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: But I'm a fuck-up.

Montez/The Master: Of course not.

Yumyulack/Psylock: That’s bullshit!

Nova/Lady Roseus: Yeah.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You're not a fuck-up.

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Yeah. You're just trying too hard to be you.

Mundane Solar Flare looks at his husband weeping while Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian holds him and brings him close to him.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Shh. It’s okay my darling. We’re all here for you. Shh.

Mundane Solar Flare stops sobbing and hugs his husband while sighing lovingly.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: You know, you're very warm, Korvy.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: We’re sorry Chloe said that about us. But you are not a fuck up

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Yeah! You were the one who creates the Ultra Opposites and brought us together! I mean look at the past stuff you have done when you became Solar Flare!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Like what?!

Montez/The Master: You saved me from Ophelia and brought peace to the Wall that freed us!

Mundane Solar Flare thinks about when he first became Solar Flare.

Yumyulack/Psylock: You stood up to that evil empress when Jesse and I were in danger with brave courage

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: You helped show me the light!

Nova/Lady Roseus: You even stood up to pirate when Jesse was in danger!

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: You even risk your life to save Korvo form Brian out of the love for him in your heart!

Daryl/Dark Matter: You were our inspiration Terry.

Mundane Solar Flare smiles.

Jaime/Firey: We believe in you dude.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: And Terry, we will never leave you. Ever. Because, we will always love you

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: cries with happiness Come here, Korvy!

The two superhero monster alien husbands kiss while the others hug him. Then, Mundane Solar Flare notice Shout Out

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Ms. Perez?

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Hey Terry.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: You’re an Ultra Opposites now?

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: giggles Yep. What do you think?

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: You look great!

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Thanks.

Then, the gang looks up at the sky in determination.

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: You guys, I don’t know about you but we got a town to save!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Let's kick some ass.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Fuck yeah! Mia, come with us! This is your chance

Mia: Really? You mean it?

Jesse/Electra: Of course!

Janice/Master Smasher: H’no I think you do great y’know!

Mia smiles tearfully.

Mia: hugs Mundane Solar Flare Thank you…

Mundane Solar Flare smiles and hugs back.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Come on Ultra Opposites! Let’s go save our town!

And with that, the heroes take off to save the day while Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian helps carry Mia. Back with Princess Chloe, she is sobbing over what she has done and said, as well as being mean to the Ultra Opposites.

Princess Chloe: tearfully What have I done? I ruined everything! There’s no chance to save the planets now… it’s all my fault…

Suddenly, Ophelia appears

Ophelia: Got ya!

Princess Chloe screams. Ophelia grabs the princess and traps her in the cage.

Ophelia: You’re mine now.

Princess Chloe: No no…

Back with the Ultra Opposites, Psylock looks at Lady Super Shlorpian.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Hey Aunt Janiz?

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Yes?

Yumyulack/Psylock: Since when did you receive your own suit?

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: I honestly don’t know but…it feels nice to be able to have one.

Flashback shows Janiz looking out the window as she sees Terry leave to rescue Korvo. Suddenly, an icy pink orb piece makes its way as it merges with Janiz who wasn’t looking. As Janiz feels the sensation, she suddenly develop ice pink breath as she gasp. She then grows determined and leaves while the others follow her. The flashback ends as Janiz smiles.

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: But I felt like something woke in me, like another orb piece

Lady Super Shlorpian wipes away a tears. Suddenly, a reference to the first Incredibles movie, Cherie gets a phone call from Pezlie’s babysitter.

Cherie/Agent Red: Hello?

Baby sister: voicemail Hi this is Amy. I want you to know that you baby is in good hands, she has special needs. I’m so glad you in that replacement and…

Cherie/Agent Red: Replacement?! I didn’t call for a replacement!

Sherbet/Violet: What’s wrong, Agent Red?

Cherie/Agent Red: It’s Pezile’s babysitter.

Montez/The Master: What did she say?

Cherie/Agent Red: Something about a replacement.

Agent Red then gasp. Later, the Ultra Opposites raced to Cherie’s house where they gasp upon seeing Pezlie held captive by Ophelia and Robo Korvo.

Cherie/Agent Red: Pezlie! No!

Solar Flare notices Robo Korvo.

Ophelia: Shh. The baby’s sleeping…

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my god! You made an evil robotic version of my husband?! That’s fucking sick! Nobody messes with the Shlorpian I loved and married!

Legendary Super Shlorpian blushes.

Cherie/Agent Red: Give me back my daughter you bitch!

Ophelia: Make me.

Suddenly, Pezlie wakes up and starting crying as tears fall down her eyes, and suddenly, Ophelia’s skin burns as she screams and lets go of Pezlie. Lady Super Shlorpian then turns into her Super Shlorpian form and grabs Pezlie.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Got ya!

Pezlie giggles but suddenly starts glowing tickle me pink as she coos. Then, after the glow fades, Pezlie received her own super suit as Agent Red catches her.

Cherie/Agent Red: Pezlie?

Pezlie/???: giggles Mama! Mama!

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my God! She’s adorable!

Jesse/Electra: D’aw, an Ultra Opposites baby….

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: What should her superhero name be?

Cherie/Agent Red: How about La Oscuridad? Because, of her painful tears that burns people’s skin off?

Pezlie, now La Oscuridad, does her cute superhero baby pose as she giggles. Then, Ophelia wakes up and growls.

Jesse/Electra: That could work!

Ophelia: It’s too late Opposites! I have Princess Chloe locked up! Fight me and I will release her!

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh we fucking will!

As Ophelia and Robo Korvo flies off, the heroes nod at each other as they make a resolve.

Terry/Solar Flare: You know what? Sure Chloe made mistakes, but we should still forgive her!

Montez/The Master: I agree!

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: I agree. Like Korvo said, heroes always make mistakes and get on each other’s nerves. But they always make up

Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles.

Darcy/Miss Darcina: Good point! It would be hard for a hero to give up anyway.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: No one serves to be left out in the cold cruel world. Chloe may have hurted us, but we should still forgive her. Let’s go save her guys!

Jesse/Electra: Yay!

Rest of the Ultra Opposites: Alright! Let’s do this! Let’s go do the right thing! Let’s kick some fucking ass! We go this! Woo-hoo! We can do this guys! Yay!

Terry/Solar Flare: You did good, Korv.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Thanks dear. Now let’s go save the world!

We then cut to Ophelia’s fortress.

Ophelia: It’s too late Princess… I once had friendship… but I was turned away after I realized I was unfit to rule… let’s face it.. you abandoned them… you’re just like me… a princess… all alone… no power.. face it princess… friendship has failed you…

Princess Chloe: Why are you doing this?

Ophelia: For revenge. As here to the throne, I wouldn’t stand a chance. I knew I preferable of course but sadly that went to Sabine. Then I heard about the cosmic and decide to take it. But, then the four aliens beat me to it.

Cue the song Open Up Your Eyes:

[Ophelia]

It's time you learned a lesson

It's time that you understand

Don't ever count on anybody else In this or any other land

I once hoped for friendship

To find a place among my kind

But those were the childish wishes

Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes! See the world from where I stand!

Me, among the mighty...

You caged at my command...

Open up your eyes! Give up your sweet fantasy land!

It's time to grow up and get wise

Come, now, little one

Open up your eyes

We all start out the same

With simple naïve trust

Shielded from the many ways

That life's not fair or just

But then there comes a moment

A simple truth that you must face

If you depend on others

You'll never find your place

And as you take that first step

Upon a path that's all your own

You see it all so clearly

The best way to survive is all alone

Open up your eyes!

See the world from where I stand!

Me, among the mighty...

You caged at my command...

Open up your eyes! And behold the faded lights!

It's time to grow up and get wise

Come, now, little one Open up your eyes!

Open up your eyes!

The song ends as Princess Chloe finally realize how horrible she has treated the Ultra Opposites.

Ophelia: It’s too late now… no heroes to help you… no queen to save you… face it princess… these heroes have failed you…

Terry/Solar Flare: Hold it right there!

Princess Chloe and Ophelia gasp upon seeing the Ultra Opposites and Mia.

Princess Chloe: Ultra Opposites!

Ophelia: And Perez?!

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: It’s Shout Out!

Ophelia: Oh, whatever! Robo Korvo, demolish them!

Robo Korvo nods and get into a fighting stance. The heroes nod at each other as they get ready to fight.

Terry/Solar Flare: eyes glow orange Let’s go!

Ophelia: What the?!

Solar Flare’s skin turns black as he grows muscular. He then grows bigger as his suits and boots rip apart into pieces. Finally, Solar Flare finishes turning into his Mundane form as he roars. Legendary Super Shlorpian blushes and grows horny because of Mundane Solar Flare.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Damn honey. You have so turned on right now…

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Wow! I had no idea Terry can do that!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Aw, thanks babe.

Yumyulack/Psylock: What the fuck are we waiting here for?! Let’s go kick some ass! Guys, roll out!

All: Yeah!

The heroes then get into a big fight with Ophelia. Lady Roseus uses her gift powers that made confetti. Then, Miss Darcina pummels the guards with her strength while Super Shlorpian Lady Super Shlorpian uses her ice powers to slow the guards down

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Good job, sis!

Super Shlorpian Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Thanks bro! Agent Red, La Oscuridad, Flamethrower, Violet and Master! Now!

Cherie/Agent Red: You got it!

Agent Red uses her martial arts, that kicks the guards towards La Oscuridad who cries out her painful tears, then Flamethrower blows fire on the guards’ ass, Violet changes colors to confused the guards and kicks them to Master, who uses his psychotic powers to blast tjem away. Agent Red hugs La Oscuridad in joy!

Cherie/Agent Red: D’aw, Pezlie’s first bad guy!

Pezlie/La Oscuridad: giggling

Ophelia: Stop fucking sucking up to that kid!

Shadow Lady throws her weaponry at the guard as they duck but then got blast by the brai waves caused by Psylock and Dark Matter and then they kiss. The guards then got shoot by Super Cooke’s laser eyes. Firey uses his fire powers to burn the floor which made the guards fell as they get by Electra’s electric wrecking ball.

Jesse/Electra: You just got Electra’d!

Ultra Man and Master Smasher then combine their strength powers and throws a beak at the guards. Master Smasher gives Ultra Man a kiss on the cheek as he blushes. The guards then look up and see Shout Out standing near them.

Guard: Uh, what can she do?

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: This!

Shout Out uses her screaming powers that blast the guards away. But, Robo Korvo is still standing.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Bring it on you knock off!

Robo Korvo: Must eliminate.

Legendary Super Shlorpian turns into his Super Shlorpian form as he starts to fight with Robo Korvo. Mia then sees the keys and sneaks past Ophelia as she secretly grabs the keys and unlocks the cage Princess Chloe is in.

Mia: Hold on.

Princess Chloe: Thank you.

Suddenly, Ophelia shoots a ball at Mia, but Mia uses her new powers and shoots a beam that destroys Ophelia’s fireball.

Ophelia: Damn it!

Suddenly, Mia starts glowing neon green as it consumes her, as the light fades, a mysterious new hero appears.

Mia/???: Look out Ophelia! You just met… Shine Light!

Shout Out blushes. Mia, now an Ultra Opposites named Shine Light does her own pose as she smiles in joy.

Cherie/Agent Red: No way? Mia?! Is that you?!

Nova/Lady Roseus: You look amazing!

Mia/Shine Light: Thanks. So, Shout Out, what do ya think?

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Wow, I think you’re amazing just the way you are. That’s why the neon green orb piece chose you because of your kindness towards others.

Shine Light giggles. Then the rest of the Ultra Opposites notices Legendary Super Shlorpian struggling to defeat Robo Korvo.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Shit! Korvo needs our help!

Mia/Shout Out: Say no more! Let’s help him guys! But first, Solar Flare, go help your husband before you give us the signal!

Mundane Solar Flare nods and runs up to help his husband, who is growing frustrated by his ice breath reflects off of Robo Korvo’s skin.

Robo Korvo: Face it! Ice powers inferior!

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian growls

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: No. I am not giving up! You may be powerful than me, but at least I got friends and family to help me out! uses his super Shlorpian strength then enraged Robo Korvo who grabs him by the neck which starts enraging Legendary Super Shlorpian into going savage

Super Shlorpian Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Oh no! Stay back! If a Shlorpian gets enraged enough, he or she goes savage!

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian roars loudly.

Jesse/Electra: Oh no! We have to help Korvo!

Mundane Solar Flare growls

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: How dare he makes my Korvy go savage! I got this!

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian snarls as his savage instincts take in.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Korvo, no!

Legendary Super Shlorpain snarls but luckily Psylock and Master manage to make Robo Korvo power down by destroying the brain piece in him as the others cheer. However Legendary Super Shlorpian is still going savage.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpain: Oh no! Korvo! We have to help him before he goes out of control!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Hey, Korvo?

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian snarls at Mundane Solar Flare, who begins to feel a connection to this as he remembers the time he lost control because of his fears of hurting Korvo. Then, Mundane Solar Flare, for the first time, will full control, know what to do now!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: I got this.

Mundane Solar Flare bravely heads towards his Super Shlorpian husband and suddenly pummels him, but it was in a romantic embrace as Super Shlorpian L.S.S. shed tears of rage in his eyes. Mundane Solar Flare grabs his husband by the shoulders and gets ready to kiss him. Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian then starts whimpering in tears as Mundane Solar Flare gasp and soothes his husband’s face.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: It’s okay. It’s okay. Would a kiss make you feel better?

Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian starts weeping as Mundane Solar Flare rubs his sweetheart’s back softly, as he comforts his overwhelmed husband.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry…I love you.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: And I love you too Korvy, I always will…

The two monster alien husbands kiss as the others cheer.

Ophelia: No! This isn’t over Ultra Opposites! I’ll get you yet!

Jesse/Electra: We’d like to see you try!

Cherie/Agent Red: grinning with an idea Pezlie, sick ‘em!

La Oscuridad coos and pounces on Ophelia.

Ophelia: Wait! What are you-

La Oscuridad cries a painful blast of tears as Ophelia gets blown away screaming.

Ophelia: CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

Ultra Opposites: Alright La Orscuridad! What a brave baby! Mommy’s little hero! What a cutie! Yay Pezlie!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Well, how about that?

Cherie/Agent Red: Come here! Mommy is so proud of you! kiss La Oscuridad on the forehead

La Oscuridad giggles. Then, Princess Chloe remorsefully walks towards the heroes.

Princess Chloe: Look. I’m sorry. I was wrong to-

Terry/Solar Flare: Chloe, I don't want to hear it. puts his hand on Chloe’s shoulder before pulling her into a tight hug I'm sorry too. Even princesses mess up sometimes, I don't know what came over us but we never should've let that argument get so bad...

Princess Chloe: sighs in relief I don't even know why I said we’d be better off without heroes considering you're the defenders of Earth, will all of you ever forgive me?

The Ultra Opposites: Sure! Why not! I guess I’m sorry. All is forgiven.

Jesse/Electra: But on one condition, learn to trust others and don't ever say stuff like that again, that really hurt our feelings.

Princess Chloe: I know. I’m so sorry.

Jesse/Electra: It’s okay. Now let’s go save our queen…

Back at the festival, it is back on the Queen is unpetrified, all is forgiven when Princess Chloe admit the truth over what happens, Romelle apologizes to our heroes. And best of all, peace has been restored for the four planets. Everyone is celebrating while the Ultra Opposites watch from below.

Jesse/Electra: So what now? Should we go to the festival?

Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah. But right now, I am so happy that everything is back to normal. Except with Ophelia being back. Yeesh.

Montez/The Master: Yeah. But we’ll be ready when she comes back. Right guys?

Rest of the Ultra Opposites: Right!

The Ultra Opposites murmur in agreement. Legendary Super Shlorpian, however is looking down sadly, feeling awful for nearly losing his sanity.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpain: I’m so sorry I almost went out of control back there. I don’t know what came over me…

Terry/Solar Flare: Korv, it’s okay. Maybe dancing at the festival tonight will make you feel better.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: smiling through tears of joy I would love that my darling…

The two alien husbands kiss. We then cut to the night of the festival where Christina Aguilera is about to perform Rainbow from the MLP Movie:

[Christina Aguilera]

I know you, you're a special one

Some see crazy where I see love

You fall so low but shoot so high

Big dreamers shoot for open sky

So much life in those open eyes

So much depth, you look for the light

But when your wounds open, you will cry

You'll cry out now and you'll question why

Human Terry: Sure is beautiful

Human Korvo: Yes it is. kiss Human Terry on the lips

Human Yumyulack gags.

[Christina Aguilera]

I can see a rainbow

In your tears as they fall on down

I can see your soul grow

Through the pain as they hit the ground

I can see a rainbow

In your tears as the sun comes out

As the sun comes out

Human Terry: Wanna dance, Korv?

Human Korvo nods as the two husbands get in a romantic slow dance. Then, the family and their friends watches as fireworks appear through the sky.

THE END