#jan speaks

[janvier-pasteur]

i think the lab salazzle stole your sandwiches :/

(@purriors)

i was about to say that would never happen but, who am I kidding. I'm always saying that we shouldn't let fire lizards with opposable thumbs have free reign of the lab but no one ever listens to me. Thanks for letting me know, I've sent Mars off to the local sandwich shop with some cash and a lunch order. Please let me know when he gets back and keep him away from those salazzles.

[janvier-pasteur]

one.

no. seriously. we have to settle the debate.

[bisexualgoth]

rip Jan Paweł Adamczewski. pokochałbyś telezakupy mango

[janvier-pasteur]

i will pass this along yo him posthaste!

G is for gracidea! What are you grateful for?

I like being around mars!! He's a coworker (my boss on a technicality)'s hoothoot. He knows how to judge people. I admire his power.

[habken]

Ur art tastes like chocolate fondue

one time as a child I ate so much chocolate fondue and strawberries it made me physically ill, it was awful. I'd do it again

[lylaseb]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DESERVE ONLY GOOD THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leopardom]

*insert incoherent screaming*

[leemontoast]

Thinking ab how Fit expresses his love for people in different ways(both romantically and platonically).

His love for his friends like Phil is loud, full of loud jokes and a trust formed long ago,

His love for Ramon is loud and quiet, of loud exclamations about his 'beautiful baby boy' but also quiet discussions about his emotions, a vulnerability he barely exposes in front of anyone.

But his love with Pac is quiet, full of new beginnings and blossoming trust. But every 'baby step' it becomes louder.

[janvier-pasteur]

do you lile rowlet

(//anon / sender-unknown)

Rowlets are excellent! they were my favourite pokemon growing up- I've never had one, though. It didn't seem safe to raise one in Kalos, and now that i've moved, Mars is all I need.

[janvier-pasteur]

my apologies, Sol.

I am not one for "touchy-feely" things, but i am doing my best to keep your discomfort in mind as i speak with Maple. I hope this provides some peace of mind.

Sollux, i have read the recent posts on your blog. I see you are very shaken up about this. I am sorry. Again i will do what I can but i think this is a time where you need to take matters into your own hands.

-@janvier-pasteur

uh. thank you, i guess...

(that's not my name...)

[lovvecherrymotion]

i am looking respectfully

[calamity-unlocked]

Gotta love people being excited about himbo shenanigans or tedbecca or colin arc next week in Amsterdam. but what i'm most excited about is to have JAN MAAS in his NATURAL HABITAT

[janvier-pasteur]

it's on the wall, should be next to the washing station. you need to stop doing this, pretzel. no. all of you. at the very least don't have "pokeball fights" at work.

SHIT @janvier-pasteur WHERE'S THE EMERGENCY HAMMER AGAIN

One of the pokeballs malfunctioned and someone got zapped in

[gasstationpopcorn]

[fwob]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OVER THERE ????

BEEEE WHO YOU AAAAARE

[izpira-se-zlato]

Not gonna do a full analysis but --

something something Jure "the band is my better half" Maček

Jure who's been the most outspoken (to my knowledge) that he's not looking for a relationship. That he doesn't have a girlfriend and doesn't want one. That he chooses hookups.

Something something sex appeal and yet here, half-naked, he's just himself, surrounded by the band

Something something Jan and Nace getting lost in each other, their shots mirroring each other something something Jure choosing the band but different from the way Jan and Nace chose each other in the photo shoot