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#dantiel design is credit to bull from bullrunpicnicker on tumblr dot com#safdc#stay away from daniel creech#daniel creech#jamie strauss
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jamie for @cozymoodlet !
prompt: redhead, mustache, green eyes, freckles, colorful knitwear
traits: bookworm, squeamish, dog lover
- sim request form
- these pics were taken with lithium cas reshade, this cas lighting (4), and edited in photoshop
hope you love him! pls tag me if you post him, i’d love to see 🤎
tou: do not change skin color or body type dramatically. do not change ethnicity. do not claim as your own. feel free to tweak as desired; names, clothes, tattoos, skin details all ok.
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#ts4 edit#sims 4 edit#ts4#sims 4#sim requests#ts4 cas#sims 4 cas#create a sim#ts4 portrait#sims 4 portrait#my sims#jamie strauss
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man i have nothin to say for myself on the front of ‘putting the murder mystery guy in a miku outfit’ other than thank me. perhaps. obligatory @tigerdrop for his guy
#safdc#jamie strauss#stay away from daniel creech#tigerdrop#this is nothing if not nonsense to the source but EVERYTHING to me#ALSO THE OUTFIT IS RACING MIKU 2010 IF UR INTERESTED THANKS ITS IMPORTANT#crash's art#long time since somethins gone in the ART tag not just doodles WAHOO
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Cunty Jamie Strauss
“Noooo! You can’t use cunty MatPat as a reference for Jamie Strauss from SAFDC!!”
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>>:)
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#😂😂😂💀💀💀#one tree hill#onetreehilledit#oth#othedit#jamie scott#haley james scott#brooke davis#skills taylor#peyton sawyer#lucas scott#lindsey strauss#mine#5x02#TVedit#tvcentric#cinematv#dailytv#usertv#userzaley#userelliee#userdre#userrobin#usertelevision#usermorgan#useroptional#tuserrose#tusercarolina#tusermichi#tuserandrea
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I could honestly ship Brooke X Haley x Lindsey 👀
And ugh Brooke is the CUTEST aunt ever!! 🥰
#one tree hill#one tree hill rewatch#mugi watches one tree hill#oth#oth rewatch#brooke davis#haley james scott#lindsey strauss#jamie scott#non anime#I love this show so much!!
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Starkid Threepenny Opera
What does a man do? It’s the Starkid dreamcast for Threepenny Opera! You’d think that having this in the poll since the beginning I’d know what I’m doing right away but I struggled with this one (probably because on it’s many different stagings). But I hope you enjoy this first dreamcast for July!
1. Jeff Blim as Macheath 2. Rachael Soglin as Jenny 3. Kim Whalen as Polly Peachum 4. Dylan Saunders as Mr. Peachum 5. Jamie Burns as Mrs. Peachum 6. Corey Dorris as Tiger Brown 7. Bryce Charles as Lucy Brown 8. Nick Lang as Filch 9. Jaime Lyn Beatty as Beatrice 10. Will Branner as Jimmy 11. Mariah Rose Faith as Vixen 12. Brian Holden as Eddie 13. Lauren Lopez as Betty 14. Joe Moses as Matthew 15. Alex Paul as Dolly 16. Joey Richter as Walter 17. Meredith Stepien as Molly 18. Nick Strauss as Smith 19. James Tolbert as Jacob 20. Tiffany Williams as Velma
Swings: Nico Ager, Janaya Mahealani Jones
Understudies: Jaime Lyn Beatty (Mrs. Peachum), Lauren Lopez (Jenny), Joe Moses (Mr. Peachum), Alex Paul (Polly Peachum), Joey Richter (Macheath), Nick Strauss (Tiger Brown), James Tolbert (Filch), Tiffany Williams (Lucy Brown)
Make sure to leave any show suggestions or any questions on my casting choices so I can explain them.
#starkid#dreamcast#threepenny opera#jeff blim#rachael soglin#kim whalen#dylan saunders#jamie burns#Corey Dorris#bryce charles#nick lang#jaime lyn beatty#lauren lopez#joe moses#alex paul#joey richter#nick strauss#James Tolbert#tiffany williams
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I admittedly got into RDR2 five years late and I remember being confused seeing older comments of fans completely dogpiling on Mary Linton (née Gillis - a character who I interpreted much differently than these users did), but assumed maybe people would have grown up a bit since then and understand Mary better. Unfortunately, I still see so many people completely misunderstand and shit on Mary's character and I want to talk about it (this meta will be my opinion AND biased as a Mary defender, but idc)
I cannot stand it when people, particularly male fans, call Mary "manipulative" or someone who just "uses Arthur when it's convenient to her" because that just isn't true, and it really shows that a lot of the people who just trash on her have no idea what they are actually talking about.
Labelling her as someone who uses Arthur just for her own personal conveniences makes no sense when you consider the fact that so many other characters, including members of the Van der Linde gang, have also asked Arthur to do things for them, including requests that are much worse than anything Mary could have asked for (you know, like Strauss for example?). Not only that, but if Arthur rejects Mary's help, she doesn't get angry - if anything, she understands why he may be reluctant to help her. If Mary truly only wanted to use Arthur, she wouldn't have shown how grateful she was for his help and how much she truly did miss spending time with him by asking him out on a date to the theatre.
And to those who criticise her for not being able to leave her family sooner: do you... not remember the time period this story is set in? All of RDR2 (1899 - 1907) takes place before women got electoral equality with men (1928) and during the main story's time, women were very much under the control of their husbands - or their fathers if they were not married. A big reason as to why Arthur wasn't able to marry Mary in the first place when they were courting each other was because her father didn't approve of his outlaw lifestyle.
Even if she had more of her own autonomy, we must remember that Mary is part of an abusive family unit. She often tries to excuse her father's terrible actions even though she knows how awful of a man he has become over the years. She is isolated and is hopping from one temporary shelter to another (Valentine, Saint Denis, etc) - she is a widow, she cannot depend on her father obviously, she cannot depend on her mother since she died, nor could she depend on her brother Jamie since perhaps she thought that she was meant to be the source of dependency as the older sibling. Mary said it herself in her goodbye letter (if Arthur rejects to help her) that she truly had no one else to turn to. Arthur was literally the only other person she could ask help from and even then, it seemed like a last resort after not interacting with each other for many years before her first mission and her being apologetic for taking up his time.
Mary holds a lot of regret and remorse for how things ended and it is clear she still thinks about what could have been between her and Arthur. When she fully accepts that she doesn't want to continue living such a miserable life because of her family, she makes a big leap in suggesting she and Arthur run away together, a parallel to Arthur's proposal years before, showing that she has grown and no longer wants to accept a life she feels trapped in.
People who criticise Mary for not being able to leave her family + the life she has always known behind should also consider how Arthur is the exact same. He is as much of a victim of this unfair circumstance as Mary is, but we have seen how he couldn't leave the gang life behind. It was what he died for, after all. He failed to meet the promise he made to Mary that he would run away with her after getting some money and ensuring the gang members' safety - which technically isn't his fault since this was pre-Guarma, but Mary couldn't have known about that. To her, he kept making promises he couldn't keep/getting dragged into violent crime life and she couldn't bear to continue having false hope anymore.
It's a shame that Mary has been given such a bad rap by certain fans who have mischaracterised her. Her story is a sad one and so is her love story with Arthur. I will always love and defend Mary (+ the other main female characters of RDR2) and I truly wonder how different her and Arthur's lives would have been if they managed to run away and get married (TB ideally excluded) and how happy they would have been.
#ranna word dumping#i love them#in my head arthur never got tb and he ran away with mary#they live happily together#they make me so sad#arthur oh arthur!! :(#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#rdr#arthur morgan#rdr2 arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#rdr2 mary linton#mary linton#mary gillis#john marston#abigail roberts#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#meta#rdr2 meta#meta post#infodump#info dumping#hot take
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EDIT: SUBMISSIONS CLOSED
The first Poll Tournament I will be running on this blog is the Sun and Moon Duo Tournament!
I did decide to go ahead and submit the ones I could think of, so currently already in the running are:
Cerberos/Kero and Yue: Cardcaptor Sakura
Spinel Sun and Ruby Moon: Cardcaptor Sakura
Espeon and Umbreon: Pokemon
Solrock and Lunatone: Pokemon
Solgaleo and Lunala: Pokemon
Celestia and Luna: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Itsuki Myoudouin/Cure Sunshine and Yuri Tsukikage/Cure Moonlight
When this poll tournament will properly be starting remains yet to be seen.
In the meantime submit a Sun and Moon Duo, along with where they come from and (if you want) propaganda. You can do this through ask or submit a post.
Submissions in bold have propaganda, submissions not in bold do not have propaganda. Whether they do or do not have some already, you are still free to submit some.
@tournament-announcer
Submissions (besides the ones above):
Paige Mahoney and Arcturus Mesarthim/Warden: The Bone Season
Mr Shine and Mr Bright: Kirby
Sun Dragon Inti and Moon Dragon Quilla: Yi-Gi-Oh
Sundrop and Moondrop: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Apollo and Artemis: Greek Mythology
Helios and Selene: Greek Mythology
Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi: Japanese Mythology
Sol and Mani: Norse Mythology
Skoll and Hati: Norse Mythology
Sun and Moon: The Amazing Digital Circus
Sun Wukong and the Six-Eared Macaque: Lego Monkie Kid
Hinata Shoyou and Tsukishima Kei: Haikyuu
Apollo and Midnighter: DC Comics
Cleopatra Selene and Alexander Helios: Real Life Twins of Mark Antony and Cleopatra
Henry Strauss and Addie LaRue: The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
Eirika and Ephraim: Fire Emblem
Alcryst and Diamant: Fire Emblem
Dianamon and Apollomon: Digimon
Maya Amano and Tatsuya Suou: Persona/Shin Megami Tensei
Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki: Naruto
Itempas and Nahadoth: Inheritance Trilogy
Sam and Sebastian: Stardew Valley
Mind and Heart: Chonny Jash
Spirit Bomb and Oozaru: Dragon Ball
Monkey D. Luffy and Hiyori Kozuki: One Piece
Cassandra and Rapunzel: Tangled the Series
Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon: Pokemon
Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki: Bleach
Ichigo Kurosaki and Uryu Ishida: Bleach
Sol and Galicaea: Dimension 20: Fantasy High
Axel and Saix: Kingdom Hearts
Lottie and Laura Lee: Yellowjackets
Kala and Wolfgang: Sense8
Buffy Summers and Spike: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Calliope Burns and Juliette Fairmont: First Kill
Will Solace and Nico di Angelo: Percy Jackson Series
Jamie and Dani: The Haunting of Bly Manor
Alec and Magnus: The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters
Mariposa and Catania: Barbie Mariposa and the Fairy Princess
Janai and Amaya: The Dragon Prince
Ruby and Sapphire: Steven Universe
Bow and Glimmer: She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Karolina Dean and Nico Minoru: Marvel's Runaways
Rapunzel and Eugene: Tangled
Sun Bak and Kwon-Ho Mun: Sense8
Elena Amamiya/Cure Soleil and Madoka Kaguya/Cure Selene: Pretty Cure
Yusuf “Joe” al-Kaysani and Nicolò “Nicky” di Genova: The Old Guard
Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the Echidna: Sonic the Hedgehog
Apple White and Raven Queen: Ever After High
The Sun and the Moon: Real Life
Ballister Boldheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin: Nimona
Seo Hwi and Nam Seon-ho: My Country: The New Age
#poll tournament#sun and moon duo tournament#cerberos#kero#yue#spinel sun#ruby moon#cardcaptor sakura#espeon#umbreon#solrock#lunatone#solgaleo#lunala#pokemon#princess celestia#princess luna#my little pony#itsuki myoudouin#cure sunshine#cure moonlight#pretty cure#submissions#polls
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Alice in Wonderland-Alice Kingsleigh: Elizabeth Harnois
Asper Creek-Emily Sommerset {OC}: Sofia Carson
The Baby-sitters Club-Dawn Schaffer: Undecided
Stacey McGill: Undecided
Camp Rock-Caitlyn Gellar: Alyson Stoner
Mitchie Torres: Demi Lovato
Charmed-Warren Trudeau {OC}: Blake Lively
Criminal Minds-Kaylia Strauss {OC}: Sophia Bush
DC-Barry Allen: Grant Gustin
Dick Grayson: Undecided
Hallie "Hal" Jordan {Fem!Hal}: Jessica Alba
Kara Kent: Laura Vandervoort
Oliver Queen: Justin Hartley
Diana Prince: Gal Gadot
Bruce Wayne: Undecided
Wally West: Undecided
Descendants-Alana {OC}: Undecided
Mal Dragonheart: Dove Cameron
Alyssa Florian {OC}: Sabrina Carpenter
Eliza Fitzhurburt: Undecided
Rebecca Fitzhurburt: Undecided
Evie Grimhilde: Sofia Carson
Princess Red: Kylie Cantrell
Whitney {OC}: Undecided
Fandomless-Whitney Castellan: Sofia Carson
Jack Frost: Undecided
Lana Hall: Victoria Justice
Lucifer: Dylan O'Brien
Emerson McCall {OC}: Undecided
Merlin: Katie McGrath
Cupid/Valentina Valois: Madelaine Petsch
Frozen-Elsa: Undecided
Glee-Hunter Clarington {Fem!Hunter}: Phoebe Tonkin
Clary Smythe {OC}: Lily Collins
Evan Smythe {NPC OC}: Victoria Justice
Lincoln Smythe {NPC OC}: Ian Harding
Riley Smythe {NPC OC}: Nina Dobrev
Sebastian Smythe: Grant Gustin
Solistice Smythe {NPC OC}: Demi Lovato
Jasmine "Jassi" Sterling. {NPC OC}: Undecided
Gossip Girl-Raelynn van der Woodsen: Madelaine Petsch
Serena van der Woodsen: Blake Lively
Halloweentown-Marni Piper: Sara Paxton
Harry Potter-Julietta Black {NPC OC}: Ashley Tisdale
Sirius Black: Undecided
Daphne Greengrass: Dianna Agron
Armani Malfoy {OC}: Lily Collins
Diana Malfoy {Fem!Draco}: Dove Cameron
Kristiana Malfoy {OC}: Lily Collins
Violet Grace Potter {Fem!Harry}: Kylie Cantrell
Alixzandria "Alixz" Riddle {OC}: Sofia Carson
Lady and the Tramp-Lady: Leighton Meester
Marvel-Jamie "Bucky" Buchanan Barnes {Fem! Bucky}: Olivia Wilde
Peter Parker: Andrew Garfield
Pepper Potts: Undecided
Johnny Storm: Chris Evans
Mythology: Apollo {Fem!Apollo}: Blake Lively
Artemis: Madelaine Petsch
Athena: Undecided
Chaos: Lana P
Hecate: Katie McGrath
Hestia: Undecided
Iris: Kristen Bell
Lethe: Alexis Bledel
Nike: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Styx: Chad Michael Murray
Nancy Drew-Nancy Drew: Kristen Bell
Once Upon a Time-The Poisoned Apple: Sofia Carson
One Tree Hill-Mikaela Scott {OC}: Sofia Carson
Paw Patrol-Skye: Undecided
Percy Jackson-Silena Beauregard: Lily Collins
Luke Castellan: Jake Abel
May Castellan: Undecided
Annabeth Chase: Alexandra Daddario
Monet Celestia Jackson-Blofis: Selena Gomez
Perci Jackson {Fem!Percy}: Lucy Hale
Sally Jackson: Undecided
Everly Riddle {NPC OC}: Blake Lively
Julietta Riddle {NPC OC}: Blake Lively
Pokemon-Eevee/Evline {OC}: Lily Collins
Pretty Little Liars-Imogen Adams: Bailee Madison
Aria Montgomery: Lucy Hale
Ava Jalali: Sofia Carson
Serenity Sakura Samuels {OC NPC}: Madelaine Petsch
Rise of the Guardians-Sapphyre Black {OC}: Shelley Hennig
Baby Tooth/Chelsey White: Dianna Agron
Sailor Moon-Marina Storms/Sailor Galaxy {OC}: Undecided
Scream-Sidney Prescott: Neve Campbell
Sonny With a Chance-Sonny Munroe: Demi Lovato
Supernatural-Brenna Braeden {Fem!Ben}: Crystal Reed
Gabriel: Demi Lovato
Addison Milligan {Fem!Adam}: Hayden Panettiere
Tangled: Pascal: AJ Cook
Rapunzel: Blake Lively
Teen Wolf-Stiles Stilinski {Fem!Stiles}: Troian Bellasario
The Vampire Diaries-Davina Claire: Danielle Campbell
Jeremy Gilbert {Fem!Jeremy}: Victoria Justice
Hope Mikaelson: Danielle Rose Russell
Kol Mikaelson: Undecided
Nicola Mikaelson {OC}: Undecided
Wizards of Waverly Place-Alex Russo: Selena Gomez
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my high quality fanart
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drawing of jamie from @tigerdrop 's Stay Away From Daniel Creech doing parkour . yea
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Christmas Fic!
I have a Christmas special finished that I was going to put out today but I'm tired and my bed is comfortable so it'll be out tomorrow (Dec 26). Here is a list of the songs I listened to to get the vibe (not including the ones I actually mentioned in the end notes):
*Merry Go Round of Life - both Andy Morris & Joe Hisaishu
*Chalkboard - Jóhan Jóhannsson
*Kingdom Dance - Tangled Soundtrack
*Solas - Jamie Duffy
*Experience - Ludovico Einaudi
*I Hear a Symphony - Cody Fry
*Isabella's Lullaby (イザベラの唄) - Takahiro Obata
*Middle of the Night - Joel Sunny
*Tonight ve Dance - Peter Gundry
*Howl's Moving Castle - Vitamin String Quartet
*Sway - Michael Buble
*Eleanor Rigby - Cody Fry
*Arctic Waters - Soetkin Milbouw
*The Sleeping Beauty Op.66 - Tchaikovsky
*Kaiser Walzer (Emperor Waltz) Op.437 - Johann Strauss II
*The Nutcracker Suite Op.71a - Tchaikovsky
*An Der Schonen, Blauen Donau (The Beautiful Blue Danube) Op.314 - Johann Strauss II
*Voices of Spring Op.410 - Johann Strauss II
*Swan Lake Suite Op.20a - Tchaikovsky
*Tarantella Napoletana - Gli Italiani di leri
*Can Can - Jacques Offenbach
*Jessica's Theme - Bruce Rowland
*Vivaldi's Autumn (Four Seasons)
*Tarantella in D Minor, Op.23 - Oliver Gledhill
*13 Pieces Op.76 - Jean Sibelius
#marauders#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#jegulus#james x regulus#remus lupin#sirius x remus#music#waltz#ballroom#lily evans#lily x pandora#lily x mary#mary macdonald#pandora lovegood#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#evan x barty#marlene mckinnon#marlene x dorcas#dorcas meadowes#my fic#christmas
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GONE FISSION
Opening in theaters this weekend:
Oppenheimer--This biopic splits time the way its hero splits the atom. Narrative is fissionable to writer-director Christopher Nolan; he skips back and forth between episodes of Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) as a bumbling student, then as a philandering rising star in the new field of quantum physics, then as the determined yet haunted lord of Los Alamos, then as a post-bomb martyr to '50s era red-baiting. It glides along smoothly through its fractured scheme, beautifully shot by Hoyt van Hoytema in black and white and varyingly muted shades of color depending on period and point of view, and pushed along by a solemn Philip Glass-esque score by Ludwig Göransson.
Often crowned by a horizontal wide-brimmed preacher-style hat that makes him look like Brad Dourif in Wise Blood, Murphy uncannily captures the bursting, wide-eyed, near-ecstatic face that we see in photos of Oppenheimer. But he manages to give the performance a human dimension, with everyday foibles and touches of humor. He's not a pageant figure.
Murphy carries a star presence. But he's very ably supported by a huge, colorful gallery of star character players: Robert Downey Jr. as AEC Chairmen Lewis Strauss and Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence and Benny Safdie as Edward Teller and Tom Conti as Albert Einstein and David Krumholtz as Isidore Rabi, Oppenheimer's menschy colleague who makes sure he eats and nudges his conscience, and Matthew Modine and Casey Affleck and Kenneth Branagh and Rami Malek and Alden Ehrenreich, to name only a few.
They're all entertaining, but two in particular jolt the movie to life: Florence Pugh as Oppenheimer's joyless lover Jean Tatlock and Matt Damon as the practical-minded, professionally unimpressed Leslie Groves, representing us laypeople in his deadpan, flummoxed scenes with Murphy. For a while it seems like Emily Blunt is underserved as Kitty Oppenheimer, but near the end she gets a juicy, angry scene opposite AEC lawyer Roger Robb (Jason Clarke), who has underestimated her.
Other than maybe a few too many scenes of the young "Oppie" having visions that look like the psychedelic mindtrip at the end of 2001, there was no point where I found Oppenheimer less than absorbing. Few would suggest that this ambitious, superbly acted, superbly crafted film isn't a major, compelling work, a vast expansion on Roland Joffé's watchable but modest Fat Man and Little Boy from 1989. If Nolan's film isn't quite completely satisfying, there could be two reasons.
One is that trying to arrive at a moral conclusion about this movie's hero seems impossible. Put (too) simply: on the one hand, Oppenheimer won World War II for the good guys and checked fascism (not checkmated it, alas) for more than half a century. On the other hand, his invention has the potential to ruin the world for everybody. Both can be true, and the ambiguity is unresolvable.
Another problem with the film, however, is a matter of simple showmanship. Back in 1994, James Cameron brought his silly action picture True Lies to a point where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis kiss while, far in the distance, we see a mushroom cloud erupt on the horizon. Triumphant, but then Cameron pushed his luck, piling on one last struggle with the villain in a Harrier jet. I remember thinking (and writing) at the time that when your hero and heroine kiss in front of a mushroom cloud, the movie is over.
Oppenheimer, obviously a very different movie, is uneasily structured in the same way. The scenes leading up to the Trinity Test at White Sands in 1945 are riveting, pulse pounding. The explosion and the immediate aftermath, ending the war in Japan, is a stunning dramatic climax.
But then the movie keeps going, for another hour or so, detailing the war of spite and will between Strauss and Oppenheimer, and the revocation of Oppenheimer's security clearance. It's interesting, provocative material in itself, but it seems a little petty and trivial after the "I am become death; destroyer of worlds" stuff. Given Nolan's supposed consummate skill at scrambling sequence, couldn't he have somehow structured the movie to end with a bang and not a whimper?
Barbie--Something is rotten in the state of Barbieland. As this, her first live-action feature begins, our titular heroine finds herself haunted, right in the middle of raging dance parties at her Dreamhouse, by thoughts of death. Still more alarming, when she steps out of her pumps, her feet go flat to the ground.
To be clear, the Barbie in question, played by Margot Robbie, is "Stereotypical Barbie," the blond, inhumanly thin and leggy iconic version of the Mattel doll. She shares the relentlessly cheery pink-plastic realm of Barbieland with countless other Barbies of every race and body shape and profession, all happy and accomplished and untroubled and mutually supportive. They're dimly aware of us in the "Real World"; they believe that their own harmony has created an example that has led to female empowerment and civil rights over here.
The Barbies also share Barbieland with Ken (Ryan Gosling) and countless variant Kens, as well as Ken's featureless friend Allan (a perfectly cast Michael Cera). But the guys exist entirely as accessories to the relatively uninterested Barbies. Ken's unrequited fascination with Barbie makes him subject, unlike the Barbies, to dissatisfaction.
Barbie goes for advice to "Weird Barbie" (Kate McKinnon), whose hair is frizzy and patchy and who's stuck in a permanent split. She's told that her troubles come from the dark feelings of somebody who's playing with her in our reality, so she sets out on a quest to the Real World, emerging in Venice Beach. Barbie connects with a mom and teenage daughter (America Ferrera and Ariana Greenblatt) whose relationship is strained; she's also pursued by the all-male board of Mattel, led by Will Ferrell. Ken, meanwhile, learns about our patriarchy, likes what he hears, and heads back to Barbieland alone to institute it, with himself at the top.
Mattel was founded in 1945, the same year as the Trinity Test, and there are probably feminist social critics who would argue that Barbie, invented in 1959 by Mattel co-founder Ruth Handler (well played by Rhea Perlman in the film), has wreaked only a little less havoc on the modern psyche than Oppenheimer's gadget. Even though I'm in exactly the right generational wheelhouse (I was born in 1962), my own childhood experience with Barbie was very limited, and thus so were my nostalgic associations with her.
Even so, this nutty fantasy, directed by Greta Gerwig from a brilliant script she wrote with Noah Baumbach, made me laugh from its inspired first scene to its Wings of Desire finish. Narrated in the droll, arch tones of Helen Mirren, it manages to come across as both an ingenious pop-culture lampoon/celebration and an unpretentious but surprisingly heartfelt deep dive into the implications of the Barbie archetype. I wasn't a big fan of Gerwig's 2019 version of Little Women, but here she builds her world with the freedom of, well, a kid playing with dolls, but also with the confidence and adult perspective of an artist.
Not everything in the movie works; in the second half the narrative gets a little lost at times in some very strange musical numbers/battle scenes, and the whole thing comes close to going on a bit too long. And it's hard to say just who this movie is for. It hardly seems intended for little girls; however smart, they're too young for the commentary about female identity to mean much to them yet. It seems more like it's meant for adult women with both a fondness for and an ambivalence toward Barbie.
No doubt there are those who would also complain that, however witty and self-effacing, the movie amounts to a feature-length commercial for the brand. But in the age of Marvel and other such franchises, it seems a little late to object to this.
The revelation in the film is Margot Robbie. It seems ridiculous that she's able, in the role of freaking Barbie, to give a performance of such subtlety and nuance and shading and quiet, unforced wistfulness, but she does. And she gets to deliver the best last line of the year.
Theater Camp--Joan, the founder of "AndirondACTS," a slightly gone-to-seed theater camp in upstate New York, has fallen into a coma. The job of keeping the struggling camp afloat falls to her decidedly non-theatrical "crypto bro" son Troy. Meanwhile the devoted instructors work with the exuberantly happy campers to mount the shows, including an original musical about the life of poor comatose Joan (Amy Sedaris). Needless to say, all does not go smoothly.
The creators of this Waiting for Guffman-esque "mockumentary" comedy, Molly Gordon, Nick Lieberman, Ben Platt and Noah Galvin, know the world they're depicting well; all of them have been doing theater since they were small children. Gordon and Lieberman co-directed, from a script by all four; Platt and Gordon play Amos and Rebecca-Diane, the utterly enmeshed, co-dependent acting instructors and Galvin plays the low-profile tech director.
They capture the camaraderie and the sense of belonging that theater can give kids, and their affection for that world is unmistakable, but they're careful not to get too sentimental. The envies and resentments and passive-aggressive denigrations among theater folk, especially at this often professionally frustrated level, are vividly represented.
Getting laughs from the self-important vanities of theater people is pretty low-hanging fruit, I suppose, but Theater Camp is nonetheless often hilarious. The film also manages to get a little deeper at times, touching on the irony that while theater can create a haven and a community for misfit kids, this can generate its own clannishness and exclusionary snobbery, as in Amos and Rebecca-Diane's coldness toward the imbecilic but well-intentioned Troy, charmingly played by a sort of poor-man's Channing Tatum named Jimmy Tatro.
The real joy in Theater Camp, of course, is the acting: Platt, Gordon, Tatro, plus a few vets like Sedaris, Caroline Aaron and David Rasche bring the material to life. But as Glenn, the long-suffering backstage drudge who really ought to be onstage, Noah Galvin, who replaced Platt on Broadway in Dear Evan Hansen, is the revelation among the adults in the cast. He's a knockout.
The revelation among the kids playing the campers is, well, pretty much all of the kids playing the campers. There are some real singing, dancing and acting prodigies in this company. If there was a real theater camp somewhere with this kind of talent, their shows would sell out.
#oppenheimer#barbie#theater camp#greta gerwig#christopher nolan#margot robbie#cillian murphy#matt damon#florence pugh#emily blunt#ben platt#molly gordon#noah galvin#robert downey jr#ryan gosling#will ferrell#rami malek#kenneth branagh#tom conti#nick lieberman#jimmy tatro
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Cassette of the day: 022: 21 July, 2023
Oldsmobile Complimentary Tape Cartridge
Track list: Program 1: A1: Oldsmobile Jingle, A2: Neil Diamond - First You Have To Say You Love Me, A3: Toto - Africa, A4: Barbra Streisand - Comin' In And Out Of Your Life, A5: Bertie Higgins - Key Largo | Program 2: A6: Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind, A7: Lacy J. Dalton - Takin' It Easy, A8: Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Bros - Almost Called Her Baby By Mistake, A9: Jamie Fricken - You Don't Know Love | Program 3: B1: Champaign - Try Again, B2: Chuck Mangione - To The Eighties (Excerpt), B3: Ramsey Lewis - Up Where We Belong, B4: Weather Report - Birdland | Program 4: B5: R. Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra Op. 30 (Excerpt), B6: Chopin - Waltz In C Sharp Minor, Op. 64 No. 2, B7: Chopin - Minute Waltz In D Flat Major, Op. 64 No. 1, B8: Rimsky-Korsakov - Hymn To The Sun From "Le Coq d'or"
This very diverse tape used to be included as a complimentary gift upon purchasing an Oldsmobile car!
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