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You know what? Sure, *accepts the scissors* I probably need it anyways *sighs* James.. we got a Christmas present What did we get? *shows him the scissors* You know what to do, James dear *smirks* just maybe don't mention where you got your training during the cut
Don't worry none, luv, you'll be looking grouse as a thorough bred mare. James >.<
Right, sorry luv.
Before I change my mind, please Anything in specific?
Surprise me!
-after some time-
Well, do you like it, Luv?
Oh my, James! It's a touch drastic, but it looks stunning!
Thanks again, @captaingoldenpants for the lovely gift
#grouse = good in aussie#ask louisa murder drones#james x louisa md#smoko n mirrors#louisa talks#louisa elliott#anon gift#scissors#haircut#captaingoldenpants#mun: oof she's got the karen cut no one tell her that don't ruin her good mood. Thankfully it'll be long again by tomorrow around this time#ask louisa elliott murder drones#mun art#louisa: short hair don't care#louisa: well... at least until I start missing my long hair#james: you look divine luv!
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my gf
the prologomena to the logical investigations by edmund husserl
soft scrambled eggs
public transit
the kill james bond podcast
my gf is so pretty and nice and sweet and caring and lovely and beautiful and she has a wonderful facility w language a real elegance in the way that she communicates and the way that she moves thru the world and a few days ago she gagged me w her used panties and then bit my neck and my tits and started groping me and then when she spanked me i came
i truly adore husserls logical investigations especially the prologomena. i fink it develops the idea of a correlation without priority extremely well and informs my own metaphysical views a lot. like the idea that an ideal meaning has as its objective correlate a state of affairs and vice versa that the world is correlated w a system (systems in the plural id say) of meanings and in turn w the ideal possibility of consciousness (in community w other consciousness) cognizing evidentially this kind of metaphysical trinity where from each element the others r interderivable its just beautiful and ik that ur kind of abstracting out a slice of reality and obstructing the flow of being in doing so but as nietzsche says of spinoza one can do this motivated by a love of the world and a desire to preserve it in all its splendor rather than a disdain for the world (tho i do obvs have disdain for The World thats in another sense of world bla bla bla). also husserl dunks on empiricists and like the intellectual precursors to evo psych douchebags which is always a good time
i luv scrambled eggs (both literally and metaphorically hehehe) but like in a literal sense i watched this j kenji lopez alt video abt making fancy girl scrambled eggs where u like boil water to get it to the right temperature and put cold butter in it and u remove it from heat before its fully solidified to give it this rlly nice like curdy creamy texture it fucks so hard. i also add cheese
public transit is a glory unto God which affirms our creaturely nature as being which r not perfect autonomous liberal little points of self-directed being but rather as in community w and depending upon each other. public transit is dependence and it is liberation. u can go anywhere. do anything. u dont need a car or to find a place to park or anything. ur just at a place. i visited germany three times and each one was a kind of hell of sinkng further and furhter into depression but the one saving grace of each experience was that i got to ride the train. german trains fill me with a kind of intense religious fervor but even the bus system in my hometown is a place where divinity glimmers thru into this fallen world
i like my funny lil podcasts where the funny lil ppl in my phone say silly things and sometimes serious and devestating things and sometimes when im extremely depressed or im so dysphoric that to look at another human being fills me w dread (either looking at a femme or androgynous person and seeing how im Not That or looking at a masc person and comaring myself to them) and it helps me leave my body a lil bit and just vibe and chill and it gets me thru some hard times. rn thats mostly listening to kill james bond which is a v funny cast
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Ice Cream and Fire Oven Pizza - Chapter 18
Pairing: Elsa x Lea/Axel || Side Pairing: Riku x OC
Summary: Modern AU. She's an introvert ball of nerves who works at Ice Palace, a mall food court ice cream shop. He's the outgoing, sassy goofball who works at the Pizza Planet across the way. Hilarity, snark, and fluffy romcom hijinks ensue.
Word Count: 7,733
FIRST CHAPTER || PREVIOUS CHAPTER || NEXT CHAPTER
Credit for super friggin’ cute and super friggin’ amazing cover art goes to the super friggin’ talented ky-jane here on tumblr!
"Oh dear god, the rumors are actually true."
I blinked over at Frozone. "What rumors?" I asked as I bent forward over the countertop towards the little girl with short black hair tied up in adorable pigtails, handing her an ice cream cone that was almost as big as she was.
He facepalmed, dragging his hands down his face to give me a deadpan look between his fingers. "Are you seriously dating the pizza guy?"
My shoulders tensed momentarily before I gave a nervous chuckle, holding my hand out to my tiny customer so I could receive her tip since she was too short to reach the jar. "Why do you ask?" I avoided his gaze, instead electing to sift through the small treasure pile now in my palm. Besides the assorted change, there was a smooth pebble, a shiny paperclip, and a crumpled up business card I assumed belonged to the kid's dad who she was scurrying back over to now. He was a big hairy guy standing off to one side in a garish blue suit with purple polka dots. The name on the card read James P Sully and he hailed from a company called Doors-R-Us, which I believed was a hardware store located somewhere else in the mall.
Out of the corner of my eye, I watched Frozone wordlessly point across the way. As I dropped the munny into the jar and tossed the rest, I looked to the Pizza Planet and I had to quash the urge to facepalm myself. Lea was bouncing around behind the counter there, not so subtly alternating back and forth between blowing me kisses and holding his hands up over his head in the shape of a heart.
"Yup," I sighed, closing my eyes and pressing my fingertips between my eyebrows, "that idiot over there would be my boyfriend alright."
It'd been a few days now since the group date. There hadn't been any further outings, not of that magnitude at least, but Lea and I had been taking our lunches together if they lined up as well as making other small public appearances together wherever else we could to keep the act up. I was finally getting to the point where I was more used to all the hand holding and hugs so they no longer fazed me, not outwardly at least. The little flutters my heart would give were another matter, but at least those were easy enough to conceal and keep to myself. His kisses, on the other hand, continued to be a work in progress, often still causing my brain to experience a temporary hiccup in functionality. But I liked to think I was getting better about that too, just more slowly. I still hadn't made any progress in the initiating-PDA-myself department, but I just needed more time. I was working up to it, I swear! I'd get there. Maybe today even. Perhaps… Possibly… Hopefully? ...unlikely. Ugh.
Lea himself had been enthusiastically taking on the task of leaving no doubt in anyone's minds that we were now a couple. In fact, this was not the first time he'd been brazenly sending me air kisses and hearts across the food court. Just the first time Frozone had caught him doing it.
"But why?" Frozone shook his head, looking genuinely confused. "I thought you two weren't even getting along. I mean, after the incident on your first day of work and all that weirdness in the weeks after…"
"Actually, we were dating before all that. Even before I started working here," I said quickly. Not that that helped clear things up for my coworker. Like… at all. But hey, I had a story to maintain. As his brow only wrinkled further at me, I winced. "It's… complicated."
He held his hands up, "You know what? I've decided I don't even care. As long as you don't let it interfere with your work, you do you, girl."
"Oh it won't! I promise! You can count on me," I reassured him, plastering on a smile. From my peripheral, I could see Lea was still at it with no sign of slowing down. If anything, he only seemed to be getting more spirited about it. To Frozone, I said with every ounce of dignity I could summon, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a very important and totally work-related text to make on my phone right now that in no way, shape, or form has anything to do with…" I gestured a hand gingerly towards the Pizza Planet, "that over there."
"...uh-huh," he said flatly, turning away to assist another customer.
Hastily fishing my phone out of my skirt pocket, I brought up my texts, tapping on a certain name before my thumbs were blurring across the screen.
Quit it, you're making a fool of yourself.
I narrowed my eyes up at him as I hit send and he froze mid gesticulation, looking down at one pocket of his pants. Then I watched as he dug his own phone out, read my message and smirked before his fingers were on the move. There was a buzz in my hands and I looked down at the screen.
1st of all, when hz that ever stopped me b4?
Well he had me there.
2nd of all, u thought all that was 4 u? Plz, all that luv was directed mr studmuffin ovr there
I squinted one eye at the words before looking back up at him. He was now waggling his eyebrows as he pointed to my left and I realized he meant Frozone. The man in question was looking between us as he rang up an order, his eyelids drooping. "Do I even want to know?"
I snorted, biting back a grin. "No, I really don't think you do," I told him, tapping away at my keyboard again.
Dork.
Lea was now typing something back one handed, using the other to wave off Xion as she tried to get his attention.
U know it. What time u off?
I checked the clock on my phone before replying.
10 more minutes.
Xion was beginning to look frustrated over there as she more urgently tugged on his sleeve. Lea just smothered her face with his free hand, lightly shoving her away while he remained focused on his phone.
Perfect me 2. Dont go NEwhere without me, we got plans ;)
My head tipped to one side.
We do?
Xion huffed, stomping away to grab a giant slab of pizza dough and balling it up in her hands as she gave Lea the evil eye. He continued to remain blissfully unaware.
Most defini9kf.u1kd4
Apparently his fingers had slipped followed by accidentally hitting send as that ball of dough smacked him square in the jaw, courtesy of Xion's pitching arm. And strong arm at that, for it was enough to knock him straight off his feet and send him disappearing below the counter. She razzed her tongue at him, dragging her left lower eyelid down with a finger. Then she paled and squeaked, bolting into the back room when a scowling Lea pulled himself back up, half his face dusted with flour now and one eye twitching as he stalked after her. I just laughed softly, turning my attention to a new customer that had just approached my register.
A few minutes later found me clocked out and standing in the food court, scrolling on my phone while I waited. I was still in my work attire, including of course a pair of glorious, blessed stockings (of the snowman-print variety) because never ever again would be the day I'd go without. My hair was still pulled back into a ponytail, but I'd tucked away the Ice Palace cap into my bag.
"Ah, there ya are!" I felt Lea's arm slip around my shoulders and his hand cup the side of my head, bending it towards him so he could press a kiss into my hair. He grinned down at me, "How is my lil lekker stroopwafel this fine day?"
I blinked up at him. He was still in his work clothes too, sans apron and visor. Pocketing my phone, I echoed, "...lekker stroopwafel?"
"It's Dutch. It means you're my lil delicious waffle," he cooed and planted a swift peck to my cheek, which I squeezed one eye shut against.
Face warming, I gave him a blank look. "Do I even have to say it?"
He pouted, "Aw man, really? Overruled? Crap, I'd thought you'd like that one too. Guess it's back to the ol' drawing board." He started walking, the arm still hugging my shoulders pulling me along with him.
Shaking my head at him with a tiny smile, I asked, "So what are these plans we have?"
Holding an index finger up to his lips, Lea winked at me. "It's a surprise."
I quirked an eyebrow and frowned thoughtfully. "...is it the clocktower again?"
"Pft, like I'd do the same thing twice. What a lame-ass surprise that'd be. What kinda uninspired oaf do you take me for? Gotta keep things new! Fresh!" he chuckled as he moved us along, keeping our pace brisk. "And bonus, it's good for the masses to see the two of us out and about like this. Keeps us in the public eye and people talking about what a freaking adorable couple we make. Stop here."
"Wha-?" I was cut off as he suddenly swept me around, pointing me at the Bippity Boppity Boo formalwear shop. However, I got the feeling that he wasn't so much facing me towards it specifically as he was more so facing me away from something else.
Standing in front of me now, he brushed a hand down over my sight. "Close your eyes please. No peeking now."
As soon as he removed his palm, my eyes snapped open again, "But what are you-"
"I said no peeking," he laughed, his hand gently sliding my eyes shut again. "You'll see soon enough, 'kay?"
"Fine," I puffed out a breath, crossing my arms and doing as I was told this time.
A shadow flickered over my eyelids - I think he was waving his hand in front of my face. Then I heard his footsteps walking past me, followed by him asking, "You got it?"
"Right here!" a friendly female voice I didn't recognize responded.
"Perfect! Thanks, you're an angel, this world isn't worthy of your pure divinity," he said back, to which she just gave a warm chuckle. Then I heard the tip-tap of Lea's shoes again, could feel him hovering just behind me now. When he spoke, his voice was right next to my ear, "Alright, you can open 'em now."
I did, discovering he'd looped his arm around to hold something up in front of my nose. A flower. Two of them actually, blooming from one stem, both white and delicate and with fuzzy sprigs of yellow sprouting out the centers.
"...winter honeysuckle?" I said quietly, carefully taking it from him.
His head still beside mine, I felt him nod, "Mm-hm! It's your favorite, right?"
I turned to look at him as he straightened up now. "How did you know?"
"Asked Raindrop," he grinned, shoving his hands into his pockets with a shrug and not yet taking a step back, remaining real close.
"Thank you," I murmured, bringing it up to my nose with a soft inhale. "I'm surprised it's blooming this time of year."
"That's Aerith for you. The Greenthumb Goddess," he tossed his head back towards the flower kiosk behind him and in particular at the woman running it. I recognized her from last time I'd walked past here, her big pink bow hard to forget. She just smiled at me, green eyes dancing as she waggled her fingers in a tiny wave.
I returned the smile and wave before setting my gaze on Lea once more. "Is this the surprise?"
"Are you kidding? Please, this is just the opening act. C'mon," he slipped his hand into mine and gently tugged me into a walk once more.
"But what's it for? Is there some sort of special occasion?" I frowned down at the plant, twirling it between my fingertips as I racked my brain, trying to come up with the answer myself but drawing a blank.
"Whaddya mean, what's it for?" he snorted as we passed an Olympus Gym with floor-to-ceiling windows, through which could be spotted a squat, bald, grumpy looking fellow that appeared to be training a chiseled, golden-haired Adonis who could be a strong contender for the Mr Universe title. Pulling me onto an escalator, Lea continued, "I just wanted to give ya something you'd like."
We slowly rose up to the second level, a Blitzball Sports shop and a Glass Slipper shoe store gliding by before disappearing beneath us on the floor below. A crease formed between my eyebrows. "But why?"
He blinked at me, then chuckled and ruffled his fingers through his hair. "Just cuz! What, does a boyfriend hafta have a reason to give his girlfriend lil gifts every now and again? Jeez, ya act like you never-" he froze, eyes widening. The back of his foot hit the top of the escalator, catching him off guard and he stumbled, but managed to remain upright before looking back at me horrified. "Wait. Please, please don't tell me your royal dumbass of an ex never gave you any flowers."
I stepped off the moving stairs after him, looking away with a tiny huff. "Yes, of course he would. Big bouquets, in fact, full of a whole variety of blooms. They were actually quite lovely… but…" I raised the flowers up to my nose once more, hiding my small grimace behind them. "...well, there was just always a reason… an event or something. Just because etiquette would demand it. And they were never winter honeysuckles. I don't think he even knew they were my favorite. He never… asked…"
Lea pinched the bridge of his nose with a grumbling sigh. "This guy sounds more n' more like a total tool with each new thing I hear about him. Ugh, forget him," he brightened, linking our hands together once more, leading us onward.
We passed a magic shop bearing a glittery sign that read Sorcerer's Apprentice, inside which were two old dudes, each with beards more ridiculously long and grey than the last, plus a younger blonde gentleman with a goatee and several piercings, his hands shuffling what was most likely a trick deck of playing cards. Neighboring that establishment was the Blue Sitar, a musical instrument store with some guy snoozing behind the counter, his hair at war with itself, not quite sure whether it was a mohawk or a mullet.
My attention was drawn back to Lea as he chimed in once more, "Besides, we have way more important concerns to be thinking about." He turned his head to the right and his eyes lit up. "Like puppies!"
"Pup-?" the word was swallowed in a gasp as he dragged me into a run towards a store dubbed 101 Spots. A pet store, to be exact, as I quickly learned when we passed through its doors and my ears were greeted with a chaotic chorus of woofs, meows, and chirps. Both eyebrows shot up my forehead as I glanced around, "...is this the surprise?"
"Nah, this is just a detour," he chuckled, releasing my hand to squat down and reach forward, fingers beckoning towards a dalmation near the cashier counter. The dog's ears perked up curiously for a second, then it gave an excited bark and barreled into his arms, nearly toppling Lea to the ground. It seemed the two were already old pals, if the way the canine's tail thumped against the carpet was any indication.
I tilted my head. "For puppies?"
"Well yeah! Always detour for puppies! Isn't that right, Mr Slobber-Drool-Face? Yes it is!" he squished the dalmation's face between his hands, using his baby-talk voice as it responded by enthusiastically giving him doggie-kisses.
Oh dear. Lea liked dogs.
"Is that the spot right there, buddy?" he asked as his four-legged friend flopped onto its back expectantly and Lea obliged, both hands giving vigorous belly scritches. "Oh yeah, that's definitely the spot! Woojy-woojy-woo!"
Like… really, really liked dogs.
My crush was soaring to dangerous new heights.
Clearing my throat, I tucked my flower into my bag, leaving the petals poking out the top so they didn't get smashed. Then I kneeled down beside him so I could reach down and scratch behind the dog's ear. It lapped at my palm and I grinned. "You looking to take this one home?"
"That's Pongo," a new voice spoke up. I looked up to see the woman with blonde hair done up into a bun smiling at me from behind the counter. Anita, or so her nametag boasted. "And he's not for sale. He and Perdita," she looked fondly down at a second dalmatian sleeping nearby, "belong to my husband and me. Perdita will be having puppies soon though, so you may want to check back in a few weeks."
"I like to stop in and give Pongo and all the other puppers here some wub whenever I can," Lea cooed, playfully wrastling the dog into a hug.
My eyes crinkled as I watched him play with the pooch for another minute, then I stood up once more, deciding to take a look around. I meandered slowly, reaching into the low pens as I passed by to give quick pats to dogs, cats, and bunnies, running my fingers lightly along the bars of bird cages as their occupants quizzically cocked their feathered heads at me before I moved on.
Finally I came to a stop in front of the puppy pen. And I didn't mean that in the same way Lea did, who seemed to call everything that barked and ran on all fours a puppy, regardless of the animal's true age. These were actual puppies. There were a bunch of children on the other side of the pen that had gathered most of the puppies into a joyful frenzy over there. However, there was one that was staying back, ears at attention as it sat on its haunches and stoically watched the others frolic. Put quite simply, it was a pure ball of fluff, white and poofy. It had to be more fur than dog.
"Hey there little guy," I murmured, getting its attention as I bent down over the enclosure. It backed up a step, lowering into a crouch and giving the hand I offered it a tiny growl, which was more cute than threatening. "It's alright," I soothed patiently, still holding out my hand. The snarling subsided and after a hushed pause, it tentatively crept forward to snuffle at my hand before giving it a timid lick. "Ah, I see," I laughed, sticking both hands in now to pick the puppy up and hold it in front of my face, "not such a tough guy after all, huh? No, you're just a big ol' softie deep down."
Its stubby tail began to wag and it replied with a small yip.
"You don't say?" I smiled back, cradling it in my arms now and taking one of its paws in my hand. "Look at those feet. You're going to be a big fellah, aren't you? Do you have a name?" Another yip. I scanned the puppy corral, but didn't see any signs listing names. Ruffling the cushy fur of its tummy, I told it, "Well you look like a Marshmallow to me."
"Quick," Lea suddenly appeared at my shoulder, whispering into my ear, "you distract everyone with your feminine wiles and I'll stuff the pup down my shirt to smuggle him out of here."
I snerked, not taking my eyes off the poof as I tapped a finger to its wet nose. "Ah, so this is the one you're going to get. Good choice."
"Me? Nah," he shook his head as his hand went to pet it and it repaid him by treating his fingers like a chew toy. He didn't seem to mind. "Saïx would murder me execution style if I ever brought a dog home."
I turned to look up at him now, arching an eyebrow. "But I thought you said Saïx loved dogs."
"Nope. Other way around, they love him. He just suffers their presence. Does lead to some pretty funny interactions though whenever he crosses paths with one. But no, I meant you. How 'bout it, wanna give this lil tyke a home?"
"Oh no," I sighed sadly, shifting the puppy in my arms and it took the opportunity to flick my nose with its pink tongue as I did so. "Unfortunately, pets aren't allowed in my apartment complex. But maybe when I get my own place."
His head rocked back slightly, "Huh? Already have plans to move out? But you just got there."
"Situation's temporary. My room's a future baby nursery, so I need to find a place before junior arrives in a few months." I nuzzled the critter's snoot. "Hopefully I'll find somewhere nice that allows dogs and I can get a little cutie like this guy to just snuggle with in bed all day."
"Mmm," he hummed. I could feel his hand trailing down the length of my ponytail, running it through his fingers and letting it slowly slip free strand by strand as he mumbled, "Sounds like that would be nice to come home to." Then he tensed beside me, snatching his hand back to instead scratch a spot behind his ear, "Er… that is… I mean you make… coming home to a dog sound nice. Heh."
I made a noncommittal noise in my throat, stroking a curled finger under the puppy's chin.
"...I'm going to have to take the lil mutt away from you, aren't I?" I heard Lea ask.
"Chances are good, yes."
"Alright, fuzzball, time to go back to your pen before the pretty lady commits grand theft doggo," he scooped the pooch from my arms. It growled at him and he just snorted as he plopped it down into the enclosure, "Oh yeah, so scary. Got me shaking in my stylish-yet-sensible Chuck Taylors."
Would-Be-Marshmallow ran up to the plastic fence, whimpering at me and giving me the full force of its sad puppy-dog stare. I tucked in my bottom lip, my hands already reaching for it again, "Maybe I should just-"
"Nope, let's go," he snagged my hand and started leading me towards the exit. "Don't make eye contact, that's how they get ya. One look and bam! You're powerless to resist their evil, doggie mind games."
I let him guide me back out of the store, offering little resistance beyond a tiny pout. It wasn't until he led us onto another escalator that I snapped out of my sulking. I furrowed my brow, looking down, "Wait, we're descending."
One step below me, he turned to face me with a smirk. This was one of the rare occasions he was at my eye level without having to stoop. "Yes, that more or less tends to happen on down escalators."
"But why?" I frowned.
His head tipped slightly to the left. "...I'm guessing you're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, 'to get to the first floor.'"
I rolled my eyes, "Yes, I mean why-" I stopped, realization dawning on me and my eyelids drooped. "...did we seriously only go to the second floor so you could pet the dogs?"
"Puppies," he corrected then shrugged, "and yes. It was on the way."
"No, no… if it requires taking an up escalator to get there, then a down escalator to get back on track, that is by definition out of the way."
He lifted his chin with a sniff, "Puppies are never out of the way."
I shook my head at him, "You have a problem."
"Says the puppy snatcher."
"I did not-"
"Oh-ho, but you wanted to. Could see it in your eyes, El," he leaned forward, pointing to his own gaze. "Lucky I was there to save you from going down a dark path from which there's no turning back."
I gave a huff through my nose and deadpanned, "My hero."
"That's right, babycakes. And don't heroes always get a kiss from their lady fairs in honor of their heroic deeds?" His hands shifted to cover mine on the rubber handrails and he leaned in further still, his nose brushing mine, his eyes hooded.
Cue the conga drum beat that was the hammering of my heart.
Gosh, he really did just so love using this pretend boyfriend act to mess with my head, didn't he?
Well, nope. Nu uh. Not today, you stupid blush! Turn around and march yourself back to wherever you came from because this face ain't buying what you're selling.
I rocked back on my heels a bit, regaining a little space between us as I turned my head away. "Well, if you head back to 101 Spots, I'm sure Perdita would love to slobber you with those kisses."
Snerking, he stepped off the escalator as we reached the bottom, muttering, "Was worth a shot." As I followed him onto the ground floor, he grabbed hold of my shoulders and guided me a few steps further before bringing us to a stop. "Here we are!" he proclaimed, flourishing his hands out before us, "Ta-da!"
My nose scrunched up slightly. "...The Toy Box?" I read the colorful sign hanging over the archway before me that opened up into (you guessed it) a children's toy store. It seemed business was currently slow, for inside all I could see was one employee by himself, wearing a kiddie cowboy hat too small for his head and galloping around on a stick horse to amuse himself.
"Huh?" Lea followed my gaze then tsked under his breath. "No, not that. That." He pivoted me slightly so I was instead looking at the next business over. Above its entrance flashed big, neon letters spelling out Hot Wheels. They were punctuated by a blinking image of a pair of old fashioned four-wheeled skates leaving a trail of cartoon fire in their wake.
"A roller rink?" I asked slowly and uncertainly.
"Yup! C'mon!" And with that, he weaved our fingers together once more and pulled me through the doors.
The place was huge inside, with eighties synth-pop blasting out from the overhead speakers. The ambient lighting was dim, but you'd hardly notice what with all the glowing neon rainbow tubes twisting and stretching along the walls, the iridescent laser light show dancing to and fro, and the spotlights darting about all over the large arena that was taking up a majority of the space. It was jam-packed with roller skaters laughing and having a good time.
Lea led me over to a long counter immediately to the right of where we'd entered. The cashier across from us was a chick with short, choppy black hair that had a few streaks of violet in it. She said nothing, just crossed her arms and stared at us, chewing her bubblegum and looking unimpressed.
"Hey Go Go!" Lea chirped at her, holding up a pair of fingers. "Two sets of skates please!"
Bored stare not letting up, she merely blew a bubble and remained silent. For a second, I almost thought she hadn't heard him over the blare of the music. But then the gum burst and she gave a flat, "This her?" Her eyes gave me a quick once over before narrowing on Lea. "She's too good for you, Red."
"Don't I know it!" he laughed before shifting over to mime cupping his hands over my ears, "But don't let her hear you say that, otherwise she might finally come to her senses and dump my sorry ass!"
Her eyelids drooped and she blew another bubble. Tough crowd, it seemed. With another pop, she turned her back to us, grabbing a few things off the shelf behind her before dropping them down on the countertop in front of us. "You know where the lockers are," was all she said as I looked down at the padlock and two pairs of roller skates - the smaller set powder blue while the others a blinding red.
"Sure do! Thanks, Go Go," Lea beamed, gathering everything up and tucking it under one arm.
I cocked my head at her, "But I didn't even tell you my shoe size, how-"
Once again, I was being dragged away by Lea's hand on mine. I tripped but caught myself, glancing over at him as we walked towards some benches. He grinned, "Don't worry, they'll fit. Like me, she's got a gift," he tapped an index finger to his temple. "Except instead of ice cream, it's skate size."
Okay… strange talent.
But couldn't argue with results. They fit like a glove. As I tightened and tied my rentals, I glanced over at Lea out of the corner of my eye while he did the same with his. Roller-skating, huh? Not what I'd expected. Then again, I'd had no idea what to expect. But this could be fun. Plus, maybe I could look at this as another opportunity to initiate PDA. Couples roller-skating was an optimal time to do that, right? Right! I just needed to look for my opening and, I don't know… just grab his hand, something like that.
Alright. Mission Make A Move was in motion.
Maybe.
We'll see.
It wasn't long before both Lea and I had finished lacing up and stowed our shoes away into a locker along with the rest of our belongings we wouldn't need. I followed him to one of the few openings in the barriers surrounding the rink. "Ever roller-skated before?" he asked, stepping out into the oval arena just as the song You Spin Me Round started playing over the sound system.
"No," I shook my head, padding across the carpet and stopping at the edge of the ring. I watched as his wheels glided him into a half-spin with ease, coming to a stop when he faced me. Clearly, this wasn't his first rodeo. I shrugged, "But I used to ice skate, so shouldn't be a problem."
"Shouldn't be," he hummed a chuckle, eyes crinkling. Then he rolled back a few steps, making room for me and gesturing for me to proceed, "Have at it then."
I took a step onto the glossy surface, stumbled and nearly faceplanted.
I say nearly because Lea was there in the blink of an eye to catch my arms and steady me, giving a loud snort through his nose. "Dunno how much your ice skating background is gonna help ya here. Blades and wheels? Not the same thing. Ice and hardwood? Not-"
"-the same thing. Got it," I grumbled, my legs wobbling as I struggled to keep my balance, my fingers squeezing his forearms hard.
He smiled down at me before cautiously releasing one of my arms so he could about-face, shifting to my side. There, he took my other hand and tucked it into the crook of his elbow before his feet pushed off, coasting at the speed of molasses. Me, being on teeny-tiny tires, had little choice but to be towed along with him as he said, "Ice and roller-skating are two sides of the same coin, but still totally different animals. Your muscle memory is probably gonna work against ya for a bit. Your body will expect things to work one way and react accordingly only to be surprised when the physics of it all is totally outta whack."
"Thanks for the lecture, professor. I think I'll figure it out." I tested moving one foot forward, slipped and desperately tightened my grip on him to stay upright. "...eventually," I amended, both my arms hugging his bicep close now.
Did this count as making a move?
I don't think it did. It was more like advancing a move already in progress and not even one that I'd started myself in the first place.
Maybe I should concentrate less on making a move and more on just not falling flat on my rear.
Consider the mission scrapped.
"So… you were an ice skater?" he asked conversationally.
I nodded, trying out another step while still using him for support. This one went marginally better. "I took lessons for a few years as a kid. My parents' idea. Supposedly, it improves posture, balance, flexibility and coordination, all in the pursuit of excellence," I recited dryly. "But even though it was just another tool they used to mold me into being their perfect little girl, I still found it fun despite all that. I actually enjoyed it quite a lot. I was sad when they ended my lessons once they'd decided I'd outgrown it."
"Ah," he continued creeping us along at a lazy pace while I grew more bold and determined in my attempts to figure out how to make the cursed roller-skates bend to my will and obey me. "That explains why all your movements are so graceful."
"Graceful?" my head snapped up to look at him before I gave a derisive snort. "No, not at all, I'm a total klutz."
"Sometimes," he agreed, pulling to a stop and curving around to stand in front of me now as he hunched forward to look me in the eye, one corner of his lips twitching up. "But that's cute too."
Bam.
Shot through the heart.
Which, coincidentally, were the lyrics that'd just sung out over the speakers as the music switched to You Give Love A Bad Name.
As my brain scrambled to come up with a response, any response to that, a huge smirk suddenly flashed across his face and he declared, "And spin!"
"Wha-?"
Taking both my hands in his, he leaned back and started swinging us both around into a twirl together. Or perhaps death spiral would be the more appropriate term for it. I squeaked as we gained speed, our surroundings blurring more and more together, my feet scrambling to keep the wheels from slipping out from underneath me.
"Don't worry, I won't let you fall," Lea called, still grinning like a madman.
And oddly enough, I took comfort in those simple words. I shyly smiled back and my muscles began to relax. Once I stopped fighting the spin, it went a lot more smoothly. I laughed as my ponytail whipped about from the centripetal force.
He abruptly slowed us to a stop and I staggered at the sudden change, but he caught me around the waist with one arm, pulling me up against him. "I got you," he reassured, panting a bit from energy expended on the twirl. I just breathed a small chuckle and his gaze softened as it flicked from my eyes over to my ponytail, which had swung itself forward over my shoulder when we'd stopped spinning. He brought his free hand up to twist a platinum tendril around one finger. "...why don't you ever wear your hair down?"
"My…?" I blinked at the random question that'd seemingly popped up out of the blue. My gaze averted and shifted about. "Well, I… I guess I never really thought about it. Just to keep it out of my face, I suppose."
Lea watched his fingers as they continued to play with the strands. "Your hair is just really pretty. It looks… I mean, I can... imagine how nice it must look down."
That blush came a-knocking again. And this time my face, being the utter fool that it was, let it in.
I suddenly shot out one arm to the side, pointing a finger and blurting out, "Go over there."
He spluttered and snerked. "Seriously? Just cuz I'm a fan of your hair, you're banishing me?"
"Th-that's not- no, I just-" I stammered, looking down with a frown. "I want to try and see if I can skate on my own for a bit."
"Oh." He tipped his head. "You sure you're ready for that?"
"Won't know until I try. Now," I flicked my hand dismissively at him, "shoo."
Releasing me, he started skating backwards. "Fine. I'll be right here though if ya need me," he said, stopping just a few feet in front of me.
Now shakily standing under my own power, I moved one foot forward to attempt a glide. I teetered and I saw him tense, ready to spring into action and rescue me. However I steadied myself, shooting him a tiny warning glare. He backed off, raising his hands in surrender. I sighed then told him, "Turn around."
His head reeled back, "What?!"
"Turn around," I insisted, rolling slowly forward now, feet lurching and arms darting stiffly about to maintain my balance. He began drifting backwards, maintaining the same space between us. "I can't do this with you looking at me. I feel self conscious."
He beamed. "But I like looking at you! It gives me the warm fuzzies inside," he announced loudly into the sudden hush as the last song ended so all the other skaters around us could no doubt hear.
How I didn't pancake onto the hardwood right then and there will forever remain a mystery to me.
This guy, I swear. The lengths he was willing to go to to sell the whole boyfriend act would never cease to amaze me. Feeling that familiar warmth creep back up into my cheeks as Take On Me started to play, I snapped, "Just turn around!"
"Alright already, jeez," he sniggered, rotating away from me to face forward now while still maintaining the same snail speed.
"No peeking," I told him sternly.
Lea gave an exasperated laugh, "I'm not! I'm not peeking!"
I narrowed my eyes suspiciously on his back as I wobbled my way into another step. Then I had a thought. Perhaps now would be the opportune moment to give the whole PDA thing another shot. I was already starting to get the hang of roller-skating. If I could catch up to him, I could go for the hand or… or hug the arm or something! Just for the sake of maintaining appearances, of course. You know, just... keeping up my half of this whole pretend girlfriend-boyfriend deal. My motives were strictly professional and had nothing to do with a certain little, teensy-weensy crush that would never, ever even see the light of day.
Yeah, okay, let's do this.
Mission Make A Move was back on.
Alright, step one: reaching him.
...that might take some doing.
In the meantime, we'll instead work on step zero: small talk.
"Do you come here a lot?" I asked, unsteadily picking up speed and trying to close the gap. "You seem pretty good at it."
"The kiddos and I goof around here from time to time," he scissored his skates, leisurely weaving his feet in and out and in again. "Been doing it for a while now, so I've picked up a few things. Not gonna be going pro anytime soon, but I get by."
I attempted to mimic his actions with my own skates and failed miserably, floundering a bit before stabilizing. At least the fumble had brought me a few inches closer. "I'm sure you've brought a girl or two here before too."
He shook his head with a chuckle, "Nah. Never really made any stops along the way between the bar and my apartment when taking a lady friend home. But… I always did think this might be a fun place to take a gal on a date."
Realization struck.
"Wait!" my foot slipped, I staggered and flailed before catching myself. "Is this a date?!"
"Heh, sorta?" his hand went to the nape at the neck, tugging at the hairs there. "More of a mini-date? Or just… chilling together cuz we enjoy the pleasure of each other's dazzling company so much!"
"This is a date!" I repeated, stomping after him furiously now. Which, let me tell you, was not effective in skates at all. But through sheer force of will alone, I managed to get a bit closer. "I was supposed to pay for the next date!"
"And you have!"
I swear I could hear the smirk in his voice.
"I most certainly have not!"
Almost there now.
"Have too! It was free. Me and Go Go are tight, like this," he held up one hand, crossing his index with his middle finger, "so I gots the hookups!"
A growling huff escaped me. "Cheater. This doesn't count, I'm paying for the next one."
"This so counts! Next one's on me, you can cover the one after that."
I scoffed. "And give you time to figure out how to con the system again? I don't think so, you-"
I suddenly tripped over the toe stop of my left skate and toppled forward, crashing hard into Lea's back, my arms instinctively latching around his waist. He grunted in surprise and swayed, but managed to keep us both upright and standing. As I hung onto him as if my life depended on it, fingers clutching at the front of his shirt, face buried in his back and inhaling his cinnamon scent mixed with the hint of pizza that still clung to his clothes from having gotten off work not too long ago, it slowly sunk in…
Mission accomplished.
Move made.
...albeit accidentally.
But still!
One small step for Elsa, one giant leap for introvert-kind everywhere.
Maybe the next one I'd actually do on purpose.
Cheeks burning now, I awkwardly cleared my throat as I relaxed my grip on the fabric of his Pizza Planet polo and started to withdraw my arms, mumbling, "Sorry, I didn't mean to-"
"Don't," Lea said quickly, covering my hands with his and squeezing, forcing them to stay put right where they were. I could feel him pushing us off into a slow glide once more. "Don't… worry about it. It's fine, I don't mind. Take all the time you need to regain your footing."
"...thank you," I muffled into his shoulder blade. Then I hesitated, gnawing on my bottom lip. "...you know… for a guy who's never been an actual boyfriend before, you're actually really good at this."
I could feel his laugh rumble through his whole chest. "Thanks," he said, gently pulling on my arm to bring me around to his side so he could look down at me as he slung an arm over my shoulders, all while making sure my arms remained firmly secured around his midsection. There was a faint redness to his face, probably from the exertion of all this roller-skating. I could only hope he'd assume that was my excuse too. "I guess I was just waiting for the right person to come waltzing into my life." Then he winked and grinned, "That person being your uncle of course."
Eyes widening, I stumbled again, grasping Lea more tightly. "My… you mean the Duke?"
"Hell yeah, the Duke! Talk about silver fox! I mean, hot damn, mamma may I!" he fanned himself with his free hand.
Snorting, I shook my head. "I guess the heart wants what the heart wants."
He chuckled, rubbing his hand up and down my arm. "Seriously though, if it weren't for his Royal High-And-Snootiness marching into the food court and unleashing all holy hell, you and I wouldn't be here doing this right now. I wouldn't be unlocking and realizing my full boyfriend potential and you," he poked the tip of my nose, "wouldn't be experiencing all the joys that come with being the lucky recipient of such attention. He's the one that started it all."
"I suppose that's true," I nodded as I tried to mirror the way his feet moved. How did he make it look so easy?
"And I like to think we have fun with it too," he smiled down at me.
I returned it. "We do."
"Good. On that note," he reached down, unfastening my arms from his waist as he announced, "let's make like a pair of professional roller rinkers and dance!" Taking my hand in his, he whipped me into a couple tight spins.
"Roller rinkers?" I laughed softly when I came to a shaky stop, one hand going to his chest to steady myself. "Don't think that's a real term."
"Hey now, who's the one who actually knows how to skate here?" he smirked, twirling me out wide now. "Trust me, I know the lingo."
I rolled my eyes as he pulled me back in. "My mistake. Forgive me for questioning you, oh supreme fountain of roller-skating knowledge."
"Damn skippy! Now for the flashy finish," his hand went to the small of my back and he bent me backwards into a low dip, waggling his eyebrows at me as he did so.
And that's when it all went wrong.
For you see, I don't think nature ever intended for one human being to dip another while both had tiny wheels attached to their feet.
"Motherfu-" that's all Lea got out before our skates shot out from beneath us and we both went crashing painfully to the floor, him on top of me.
I heard him groan, then, "Shit! El, you okay?!" He hastily braced himself up onto his hands, hovering over me and eyes full of concern.
"Fine," I winced, my fingers going to rub the sore spot at the back of my head. "Let's just… leave the dancing to the professional roller rinkers from now on, okay?"
Relieved, he gave a low breathy laugh and pushed himself back to sit on his knees. "That sounds like quitter talk and I won't stand for it."
I sat up, propping my palms against the cold hardwood behind me. "Good, better not to stand period. Less chance of falling that way."
"C'mon, you. Back on the horse," he grinned, drawing a knee up to his chest to get one skate under him followed by the other before standing and reaching his hands down towards me.
With a sigh, I took them and let him pull me back up to my feet. "Alright, but no more dipping."
One arm encircling my shoulders once more, his eyes crinkled. "I make no such promises."
That earned him an elbow to the ribcage.
Author's Note: Here, have the latest batch of lil references I've baked up fresh out of the oven xP I actually don't have any fun facts for this chapter, I just simply delighted in getting to expand on the mall a bit and injecting more gooey, mushy fluff xD Personally, this is up there for one of my fave chapters of the whole story, haha!
Next chapter, will our couple continue to perfect their fake dating skillz? How will their actual relationship keep developing and evolving? Will Elsa ever successfully "make a move" on purpose? Will the two of them ever realize their as yet unspoken dream of being professional roller rinkers and take the skating world by storm? Stay tuned!
Thanks for reading, I super duper appreciate it! And an extra BIG thank you to those of you who’ve liked, reblogged, and followed so far, seeing those lil notifications always brings the biggest, goofiest smile to my face!
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song meme!!
HELLO i got tagged by @starlightandsunshine, thank you for tagging me!! i fuckin’ love doing stuff like this. rules are to post 10 song u have been listening to lately & then tag 10 people. i am EXTREMELY boring and have been listening almost exclusively to soundtracks/instrumental video game mixes in 2020 but here is my list irregardless, in no particular order:
su yunying | moment - there was an AWESOME post with a video of like two women doing interpretative dance about one of them getting possessed and i’m making it sound bad but it was the BEST please go watch it. this is the music that played in the back and according to my last.fm i have listened to it 115 times
linkin park | one more light - there was a scene in my fanfic i wrote to this and :(
lil nas x | panini - i listened to this for the first time when the music video came back & i haven’t stopped since. also dead ass wrote the fight scene from hell to this song. it really got me thru some dark says. 165 plays
cinnamon chasers | luv deluxe - i am never not listening to this?? 2nd most played song of all time at 507 plays (minor nsfw/violence warning for the video
oscar garvin | merlin and arthur - this is the only merlin fanmusic that i know of and i love it ;_; <3
barns courtney | fire - this one is cheating bc i only listened to it a couple of times and i haven’t even downloaded it yet but when @callowyn sent it to me and said “JESSE TURNER SONG” i immediately fell in love. just as soon as i am finished writing this stupid merlin fanfic i plan to loop it about 600 times
wiz khalifa, ty dolla $ign, lil yachty & sueco the child | speed me up - this is the credits song to the sonic movie and I ALSO HAVEN’T DOWNLOADED THIS ONE YET BUT I DID LISTEN TO IT A BUNCH look idc if you (general you, not specific you) judge me i enjoyed the FUCK out of this film and i was LITERALLY doing a lil dance to this on my way out of the theater. i cannot tell you how much joy was in my heart, there are not words
the whole of the pride & prejudice soundtrack by dario marianelli, but particularly your hands are cold & the secret life of daydreams waaahhhh it’s so good!!!
the whole of the maleficent soundtrack by james newton howard but my favorite ones are the christening (the drums coming in when she makes that man get on his knees and beg is enough reason to watch that movie even without anything else) & aurora in faerieland (there’s a piano cover which is also very good, UGH those harmonies). i read on wikipedia that some people think this soundtrack is bland and predictable and i would like every last one of them to contact my personally so i can explain my passions
the whole of the breath of the wild soundtrack, but particular the songs that play during the divine beast sections (do yourself a favor & click this even if you don’t know anything about zelda), reunion with mipha, & the last king of hyrule
ok normally im bad at tagging but today im gonna make an effort! i tag @spectral-stardust @fishoutofcamelot @machidielontheway @sneakyboymerlin @scottstiles @holisticfansstuff @sometimesthedragonwins @starsandatoms @paty-ofarrell @tomasortega & anyone else who wants to do it, do it & say i tagged u & i will come look!!
#personal#ASK MEMES#sometimesthedragonwins#it wouldnt let me @ you so im using your tracked tag i hope thats ok LOL
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The Best of 2019 and Beyond | Staff Picks
It’s the end of 2019. The world is on fire. You inhale your mango-flavored juul pod. The most pivotal figure in the world is a 16-year-old Swedish girl. Your Amazon Alexa listens intently in the corner of your bedroom. What I’m trying to say is that it has been an absolutely crazy year and an equally mind-blowing year for music. And what better way to cap the end of a year, an end of a decade than to perform a mandated survey on the entire Ones To Watch staff in the hopes of gathering their thoughts on the music that shaped their 2019, their 2010s, and their predictions for this brave new decade.
Maxamillion Polo
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: An honest toss-up between keshi and Aries. Believe 2020 belongs to them.
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Lizzo, who is finally getting the recognition she’s deserved for years.
Best Music Video of 2019: BTS - “Boy With Luv”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Carly Rae Jepsen, this year and every year.
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Childish Gambino at The Forum. Felt like church.
Favorite 2019 trend: stan and cancel culture. Live by the sword; die by the sword.
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Naruto-running through Area 51.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Conan Gray is going to be absolutely massive come this time next year.
Favorite Song of 2019: Dominic Fike, Kenny Beats - “Phone Numbers”
Favorite Album of 2019: Tyler, the Creator - IGOR
Favorite Artist of 2019: Lil Nas X, if only for his Twitter presence.
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Favorite Song of the Decade: Grimes - “Oblivion.” Honorable mention goes to Mitski’s “Nobody.”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Childish Gambino, an unmatched creative.
New Year’s Resolution?: Take more pictures, edit more videos, cook more, and discover more artists.
Green Lee
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Arin Ray
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Kenny Beats
Best Music Video of 2019: TOSS UP BETWEEN GINGER ROOT’S “WEATHER” & “B4” BOTH FIRE. HUGE FAN. CAMERON LEW, YOU’RE THE MAN.
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: BENEE
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: SLOWTHAI AT THE ECHO WITH DAVID O’ CONNOR. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU’VE MOSHED WITH YOUR BOSS? HUH!?
Favorite 2019 trend: @foosgonewild
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Game of Thrones’ trash ass ending.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: BENEE
Favorite Song of 2019: Monsune - “Outta My Mind”
Favorite Album of 2019: MAGGIE ROGERS – HEARD IT IN A PAST LIFE
Favorite Artist of 2019: Channel Tres
Favorite Song of the Decade: Tyler The Creator ft. Frank Ocean - “She”
Favorite Album of the Decade: SHIT. This is hard. Majid Jordan by Majid Jordan or Whack World by Tierra Whack.
Favorite Artist of the Decade: BROCKHAMPTON.
New Year’s Resolution?: To be a better son and take better care of my body. Your health is your wealth.
Jenna Singer
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Huron John
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Johnny Utah
Best Music Video of 2019: Loved ROLE MODEL’s newest lyric video for “that’s just how it goes” – super simple and done very well.
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: I don’t typically crush on artists, but seeing Jeremy Zucker perform live was a momementttttt
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Polo & Pan – they are incredible, such a party
Favorite 2019 trend: Loose jeans lol – may low rise skinny jeans burn in the past forever
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Diplo playing Stagecoach – still confused, slightly jealous I missed it
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Ahhhhh! This is so hard to tell, the ability to make it big has been redefined with the ability to make music in your room. Really digging Gracie Abrams right now!
Favorite Song of 2019: I have the worst memory, but “Hit the Back” by King Princess is a whole jam and has been on repeat
Favorite Album of 2019: Again, worst memory but LOVING Immunity by Clairo right now
Favorite Artist of 2019: Clairo
Favorite Song of the Decade: i. have. the. worst. memory. I’m going to go with “Stolen Dance” by Milky Chance
Favorite Album of the Decade: Sadnecessary by Milky Chance – a go to
Favorite Artist of the Decade: … Justin Bieber. Not for necessarily for his music, he’s withstood well against a lot of pressures from being such a world famous artist
New Year’s Resolution?: MAKE BIG CAREER MOVES – also carve out more time to relax. You are your best when you’re rested and clear-minded!
David O’ Connor
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Sam Fender. So much more to come from him, can’t wait.
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Clairo, built her own queendom of timely perception.
Best Music Video of 2019: “CRYABY” by Dijon. Visually tackles an emotion that’s hard not to look at.
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Lauren Sanderson. She may not care but I do enough for the both of us.
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Wednesday, June 19, 2019. Sir SlowThai @The Echo w/ @fuqgreen.
Favorite 2019 trend: Flood-prepped pants
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Lizzo memeing and melting the internet at every occasion.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Arlo Parks, Deb Never, Dijon, Arizona Zervas, Audrey Mika, Alaina Castillo, Garçons, Sam Fender.
Favorite Song of 2019: “CHA” by LAUNDRY DAY. I am equally nostalgic and envious to write so honestly about teenage angst.
Favorite Album of 2019: slowthai - Nothing Great about Britain
Favorite Artist of 2019: slowthai
Favorite Song of the Decade: ANHONI - “Drone Bomb Me.” If you know me well, maybe too well, I’ll sing this song happily and loudly.
Favorite Album of the Decade: Intuitively obvious but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was the decade’s benchmark
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Kanye. Defending him became my protagonist social calendar.
New Year’s Resolution?: Work with more diehards before I die.
Malcolm Gray
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Sudan Archives
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Channel Tres
Best Music Video of 2019: Solange - “Almeda”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Green Leef
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Channel Tres at The Moroccan Lounge
Favorite 2019 trend: Creatives demanding ownership
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: The last season of Game of Thrones being so mid
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Baby Keem
Favorite Song of 2019: Tyler, The Creator - “I Think”
Favorite Album of 2019: Toro y Moi - Outer Peace
Favorite Artist of 2019: Toro y Moi
Favorite Song of the Decade: Darius - “Hot Hands”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Kanye West - Yeezus
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Frank Ocean
New Year’s Resolution?: Listen to more music and make some music
Jimmy Smith
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Can't Swim
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Grayscale and Angel Du$t
Best Music Video of 2019: Blink-182 - “Not Another Christmas Song”
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Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Vans Warped Tour 25 Year Anniversary Festival
Favorite 2019 trend: TikTok, all of it.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: The Chats
Favorite Song of 2019: Bring Me The Horizon - “Sugar Honey Ice & Tea”
Favorite Album of 2019: Issues - Beautiful Oblivion
Favorite Artist of 2019: Waterparks
Favorite Song of the Decade: Angel Du$t - “Toxic Boombox”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Every Time I Die - Low Teens
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Every Time I Die
New Year’s Resolution?: Meet My Chemical Romance
Alec Wing
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Little Simz
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Billie Eilish
Best Music Video of 2019: FKA twigs - “Cellophane”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: UMI
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: James Blake / The Strokes / The Who
Favorite 2019 trend: IGOR Wig
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Drake Getting Booed off stage at Camp Flog Gnaw
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Aldous Harding
Favorite Song of 2019: YBN Cordae ft. Anderson .Paak - “RNP”
Favorite Album of 2019: JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
Favorite Artist of 2019: James Blake
Favorite Song of the Decade: Frank Ocean – “Self Control”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Kendrick Lamar
New Year’s Resolution?: To build something and be proud of it.
Precious Kato
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Monsune
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: BENEE
Best Music Video of 2019: Jungle - "Casio"
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Oscar Jerome
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: The 1975 at The Roxy
Favorite 2019 trend: Wearing your jacket draped over your shoulders. It feels badass!
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Having not one but two Fyre Festival documentaries.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: DVNA
Favorite Song of 2019: Friendly Fires - “Offline"
Favorite Album of 2019: Loyle Carner - Not Waving But Drowning
Favorite Artist of 2019: Hablot Brown
Favorite Song of the Decade: HONNE - “Take You High"
Favorite Album of the Decade: Mac Miller - The Divine Feminine
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Tom Misch
New Year’s Resolution?: Learn how to separate hope and naiveté.
Alexa Schoenfeld
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Hamzaa, Jean Dawson.
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Baby Rose, slowthai
Best Music Video of 2019: UMI ft. YEEK – “RUNNIN (EP. 3)”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: FKA Twigs, Pell
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: PVRIS at The El REY
Favorite 2019 trend: Millenial app astrology – have you entered the Co-Star universe?
What cultural moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: No genre boundaries, no gender boundaries
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Remi Wolf, Peach Tree Rascals
Favorite Song of 2019: Jacob Collier ft. Daniel Caesar - “Time Alone With You”
Favorite Album of 2019: The Menzingers - Hello Exile
Favorite Artist of 2019: UMI
Favorite Song of the Decade: The 1975 – “SOMEBODY ELSE”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Childish Gambino – “Awaken, My Love!”
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Kanye West
New Year’s Resolution?: EXHALE DEEPER
Brooke Pohle
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Briston Maroney
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Summer Walker
Best Music Video of 2019: Jadu Heart - “Purity”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: I would end it all for A$AP Rocky this year and every year
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Maggie Rogers at the Greek Theatre
Favorite 2019 trend: Reflective 3M jackets
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: The mess of Area 51
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Patrick Martin
Favorite Song of 2019: Maggie Rogers - “Light On”
Favorite Album of 2019: Billie Eilish - When we all fall asleep where do we go?
Favorite Artist of 2019: Briston Maroney
Favorite Song of the Decade: Rihanna - “Stay”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Lorde - Pure Heroine
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Rainbow Kitten Surprise
New Year’s Resolution?: Put my mental health first!!!
Jess Chung
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Rosemary Fairweather
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: BENEE
Best Music Video of 2019: Crumb - “M.R.”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Pedro Sampaio
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Dominic Fike
Favorite 2019 trend: fanny packs !
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: the reappearance of Keanu Reeves on social media / memes / movies / games
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Clairo
Favorite Song of 2019: Rex Orange County - “10/10”
Favorite Album of 2019: BROCKHAMPTON - Ginger
Favorite Artist of 2019: BROCKHAMPTON
Favorite Song of the Decade: Dominic Fike - “King of Everything”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Tyler, the Creator - Flower Boy
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Tyler, the Creator
New Year’s Resolution?: Do more hikes !
Jessica Thomas
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Hope Tala
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Rosalia
Best Music Video of 2019: Ashnikko - “Hi It’s Me”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: ROSALÍA
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: BANKS at the Palladium
Favorite 2019 trend: Not sure if this counts but this dude is my hero… (editor’s note: totally doesn’t but I’ll accept cause same)
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Juice WRLD’s tragic passing and the effect it will have on generations of creatives to come.
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Boy in Space (!!!)
Favorite Song of 2019: YBN Cordae ft. Anderson. Paak - “RNP“
Favorite Album of 2019: Matthew Chaim - The Mathematics of Nature
Favorite Artist of 2019: Lolo Zouaï
Favorite Song of the Decade: BANKS - "Gemini Feed"
Favorite Album of the Decade: SZA - Ctrl
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Most Underrated Artist of 2019: BabyJake
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Aries
Best Music Video of 2019: Supa Bwe ft. Qari - “LOOK”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Kailee Morgue
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Beck, Cage the Elephant, and Spoon at FivePoint Ampitheatre
Favorite 2019 trend:Cowboy culture hitting the mainstream. Yee Yee!
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Eating tide pods
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Ant Saunders
Favorite Song of 2019: Augustine - “Guts”
Favorite Album of 2019: Cage the Elephant - “Social Cues”
Favorite Artist of 2019: BabyJake
Favorite Song of the Decade: Mac Miller - “Self Care”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Blink-182 - “Neighborhoods”
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Mac Miller forever
New Year’s Resolution?: To not wait until New Years to make new resolutions for myself.
Chase Nathan
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: EARTHGANG
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: JID
Best Music Video of 2019: DaBaby - “BOP”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Dominic Fike :)
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: slowthai at Flog Gnaw
Favorite 2019 trend: Baggy Pants - no more of that cuffed pant look
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Being 10th row at Flog Gnaw for Drake
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Bakar, Guapdad 4000, Kent Jamz, Grip, KEY!, Mez
Favorite Song of 2019: Tyler, The Creator - “ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?”
Favorite Album of 2019: Dreamville - Revenge Of The Dreamers III
Favorite Artist of 2019: Tyler, The Creator
Favorite Song of the Decade: Mac Miller ft. Anderson .Paak - “Dang!”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Anderson .Paak - “Malibu”
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Tie between Anderson .Paak and Pusha T
What Is Your New Year’s Resolution?: Be more positive!
George Schaefer
Most Underrated Artist of 2019: Pi'erre Bourne
Best Breakout Artist of 2019: Baby Keem
Best Music Video of 2019: Octavian ft. Skepta & Michael Phantom - “Bet”
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Biggest Artist Crush of 2019: Summer Walker, Jhene Aiko
Best Concert You Attended in 2019: Baby Keem at The Roxy
Favorite 2019 trend: Igor Wig
What moment of 2019 will you not be forgetting anytime soon?: Watching Drake get boo'ed off stage
Who is poised to be the breakout artist(s) of 2020: Jean Dawson
Favorite Song of 2019: Pi'erre Bourne - “Guillotine”
Favorite Album of 2019: Baby Keem - DIE FOR MY BITCH
Favorite Artist of 2019: Toro y Moi
Favorite Song of the Decade: Kanye West ft. Pusha T - “Runaway”
Favorite Album of the Decade: Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
Favorite Artist of the Decade: Frank Ocean
New Year’s Resolution?: Get a job.
#staff picks#slowthai#billie eilish#aries#keshi#benee#clairo#tyler the creator#kanye west#maggie rogers#dominic fike#channel tres#umi#2019
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Top 150 Albums of 2016
It’s finally here, despite tumblr and at&t’s best attempts to keep me from posting it!
In my humble opinion, these are the one hundred fifty best musical albums of the year 2016 of the Common Era
150 D.R.A.M. - Big Baby DRAM
149 Taylor Hawkins - Kota
148 Alicia Keys - HERE
147 Broods - Conscious
146 Dej Loaf - All Jokes Aside
145 Yuna - Chapters
144 Lil Uzi Vert - The Perfect LUV Tape
143 Bloc Party - Hymns
142 Grouplove - Big Mess
141 2Chainz - Daniel Son, Necklace Don
140 Lady Gaga - Joanne
139 The Ready Set - I Will Be Nothing Without Your Love
138 Lindsey Stirling - Brave Enough
137 Jimmy Eat World - Integrity Blues
136 Local Natives - Sunlit Youth
135 Air Traffic Controller - Black Box
134 The Qemists - Warrior Sound
133 Lyon - Falling Up
132 Jim James - Eventually Even
131 Bear's Den - Red Earth & Pouring Rain
130 Justice - Woman
129 Amaranthe - Maximalism
128 Pity Sex - White Hot Moon
127 Kygo - Cloud Nine
126 Mitski - Puberty II
125 Green Day - Revolution Radio
124 Mean Jeans - Tight New Dimension
123 Peter, Bjorn, & John - Breakin' Point
122 Foxes - All I Need
121 Banks & Steelz - Anything But Words
120 The Reticent - On the Eve of a Goodbye
119 Two Door Cinema Club - Gameshow
118 Russian Circles - Guidance
117 Lacuna Coil - Delirium
116 Domo Genesis - Genesis
115 Anderson.Paak - Malibu
114 Kansas - The Prelude Implicit
113 The Avett Brothers - True Sadness
112 Lil Debbie - DEBBIE
111 Common - Black America Again
110 A Tribe Called Quest - We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service
109 Wilco - Shmilco
108 American Football - American Football LP 2
107 Run the Jewels - RTJ3
106 BABYMETAL - METAL RESISTANCE
105 Whitney - Light Upon the Lake
104 Fitz and the Tantrums - Fitz and the Tantrums
103 Silver Snakes - Saboteur
102 Hellions - Opera Oblivia
101 Sixx A.M. - Prayers for the Damned
100 Mudcrutch - 2
99 Gates - Parallel Lives
98 Dinosaur Jr. - Get a Glimpse of What Yer Not
97 The Head and the Heart - Signs of Light
96 Everclear - Black is the New Black
95 Arkells - Morning Report
94 Big Grams - Big Grams
93 Band of Horses - Why Are You OK
92 PVRIS - White Noise
91 The Naked and Famous - Simple Forms
90 Hotel Books - Run Wild, Stay Alive
89 Sik-K - FLIP
88 Third Eye Blind - We Are Drugs
87 Kings of Leon - WALLS
86 Into It. Over It. - Standards
85 Okkervil River - Away
84 Saosin - Along the Shadow
83 Bad Seed Rising - Awake in Color
82 Frightened Rabbit - Painting of a Panic Attack
81 Goodbye June - Danger in the Morning
80 Diarrhea Planet - Turn to Gold
79 Dorothy - ROCKISDEAD
78 O.A.R. - XX
77 Hiss Golden Messenger - Heart Like a Levee
76 Joyce Manor - Cody
75 Hoodie Allen - Happy Camper
74 Bear Hands - You'll Pay for This
73 The Temper Trap - Thick as Thieves
72 American Authors - What We Live For
71 Mandroid Echostar - Coral Throne
70 Dionysia - The Breach
69 Ra Ra Riot - Need Your Light
68 Krewella - Ammunition
67 Angel Olsen - My Woman
66 Phantogram - Three
65 S U R V I V E - RR7349
64 Santigold - 99 Cents
63 Daya - Sit Still, Look Pretty
62 St. Lucia - Matter
61 Saint Motel - saintmotelevision
60 Bad Suns - Disappear Here
59 The Mowgli's - Where'd Your Weekend Go?
58 Cardiknox - Portrait
57 Young the Giant - Home of the Strange
56 The Shelters - The Shelters
55 Descendents - Hypercaffium Spazzinate
54 Nicole Dollanganger - Natural Born Losers
53 Car Seat Headrest - Teens of Denial
52 Big Thief - Masterpiece
51 K.Flay - Crush Me
50 clipping - Splendor & Misery
49 A$AP Ferg - ALWAYS STRIVE AND PROSPER
48 Excision - Virus
47 Hailee Steinfeld - HAIZ
46 Sick Puppies - Fury
45 Skizzy Mars - Alone Together
44 TTNG (fka This Town Needs Guns) - Disappointment Island
43 Margaret Glaspy - Emotions and Math
42 Real Friends - The Home Inside My Head
41 Prettiots - Funs Cool
40 Moose Blood - Blush
39 Polyphia - Renaissance
38 Tiny Moving Parts - Celebrate
37 Band of Skulls - By Default
36 LP - Death Valley
35 Lady Lamb - Tender Warriors Club
34 Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
33 Basement - Promise Everything
32 Biffy Clyro - Ellipsis
31 Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
30 July Talk - Touch
29 Skepta - Konnichiwa
28 Glass Animals - How to be a Human Being
27 Fifth Harmony - 7/27
26 Mac Miller - The Divine Feminine
25 Touche Amore - Stage Four
24 Tove Lo - Lady Wood
23 Hinds - Leave Me Alone
22 The Japanese House - Swim Against the Tide
21 Kishi Bashi - Sonderlust
20 Baby Baby - Semifamous
19 The Besnard Lakes - A Coliseum Complex Museum
18 Kero Kero Bonito - Bonito Generation
17 Panic! at the Disco - Death of a Bachelor
16 Dream Theater - The Astonishing
15 Young Thug - No, My Name is JEFFERY
14 The Struts - Everybody Wants the Struts
13 Brian Fallon - Painkillers
12 NOFX - First Ditch Effort
11 The Lumineers - Cleopatra
10 Steady Hands - Rude Boys of Bar Rock
9 Bastille - Wild World
8 Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
7 DJ Snake - Encore
6 The Dear Hunter - Act V: Hymns With the Devil in Confessional
5 Volbeat - Seal the Deal & Let's Boogie
4 Thank You Scientist - Stranger Heads Prevail
3 The Interrupters - Say it Out Loud
2 Stevie Nimmo - Sky Won't Fall
1 Chance the Rapper - Coloring Book
#aoty#aoty 2016#2016 aoty#aoty list#aoty list 2016#2016 aoty list#2016 music#my aoty#my aoty 2016#music reviews#i tried posting this yesterday and tagging all the artists and albums but apparently 300+ tags are too many for tumblr#d.r.a.m.#big baby dram#taylor hawkins#kota#alicia keys#broods#dej loaf#yuna#lil uzi vert#the perfect luv tape#bloc party#grouplove#2 chainz#daniel son; necklace don#lady gaga#joanne#the ready set#i will be nothing without your love#lindsey stirling
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