#james potter is felix catton

[lovethelittlerthings]

sorting the saltburn characters in hogwarts houses with headcannons pt. 1

i'm shocked that no one have done this yet when literally a good portion of the film was them reading harry potter by mskingbean89. so here are my thoughts on what hogwarts house are the characters in because it's totally canon that they've debated what their houses is and have done a 2007 version of a buzzfeed quiz (or did buzzfeed quiz exist during that time? idk im too young).

let's start with the easiest to sort for me.

Felix Catton is in GRYFFINDOR

James Potter got reincarnated as Felix Catton (canon)

Pure Blood (duh) with saviour complex.

Is part of a quidditch team as a chaser.

obsessed with sugar quills, has a lifetime supply in his room.

throws the best parties in the gryffindor dorm.

not sure about his patronus but i think its some kind of winged creature like hippogriff, phoenix, or swan because of maze scene but honestly it could be like a wolf or something. im not familiar with animals at all.

Oliver Quick is in SLYTHERIN

Half blood (mum's the witch) I think he's a cross between tom riddle, severus snape and peter pettigrew.

one of the meeker ones, definitely bullied by slytherin peers.

potions and dada are his favourite subjects.

if he's not stalking felix, he's watching himself be hugged by him in the mirror of erised before meeting him. stole the mirror of erised when felix died.

patronus is either a moth or a deer, i think.

is an animagus because he will go through that length to be interesting in felix catton's eyes and definitely stalks him using his animagus form.

honestly i dont know how a harry potter au with the exact same events as the film be delivered because their hogwarts house is already a telltale of their personality. i can only imagine them being all gryffindors like the mauraders to pull that off. and like of course the house rivalry is also a problem but let's not talk about the semantics of this world.

i'll be posting farleigh, venetia, and the others tomorrow because have to make a powerpoint for school.

[plathfiles]

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𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 🦇

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you found me

wildest dreams

protector

𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 🛁

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧

- aesthetic

dating felix catton headcannons

felix protecting you from oliver - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix distracts you from studying 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

christmas with felix headcannons - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

obsession

protective!felix at a party - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix confesses his love - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix plays guitar

grinding on felix’s thigh 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

fucking felix in the maze 💋

felix moaning your name 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

popular bf felix and loser gf reader - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix with reader’s praise kink 💋- 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

losing your virginity to felix 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix being soft headcannon - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

oliver getting between you and felix - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix gets mad at reader - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

felix worships you 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

felix loves your curly hair 💋 - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

forbidden moments

oliver tries to unalive you - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧 🐺

• mine - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

• snap out of it - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

• party loving - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

• this one is for my girl - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

• new home - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

• Arabella

• you are not a monster - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• sweater weather - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭]

• i need you - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• dating remus headcannons - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• just a kiss - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• super freak - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 🦌

• forever - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• beautiful boy - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• destiny - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• james potter cuddling you - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• laying his head on your lap - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• kisses on cheeks - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• marry me - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• love language - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• boys don’t cry - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• the common room - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• baking with jamie - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• cheer up love - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• watching tv with jamie- [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• the necklace - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• jamie admiring you - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• going to victoria secret - [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

• study date with jamie- [ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 ]

𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 🐾

• can’t take my eyes off you - 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭

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[veryberryjelly]

yo yo

so i've lost a bit of inspiration lately due to some mental health issues, but i love writing, so i am trying my best to get that inspo back.

to do this i have accumulated 34 lyric prompts and randomly assigned them to my 34 favourite characters to write for.

and y'all get to decide which you want to see first.

either comment/send in a number or character and i'll post that fic !

prompt playlist

all these fics will be under the tag #*ੈ⸝⸝🦢⋆𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐩𝐭 so you can see which fics i’ve written !!

[mercurytojupiter]

About Me + Request Rules/Guidelines

fic key 🔑

multi-chapter ★

smut ❤︎︎

fluff ✿

angst ☾

Saltburn

Farleigh Start

the labyrinth ★

prologue

one

two

higher ❤︎︎ COMING SOON

Felix Catton

popular ☾ COMING SOON

Misc.

Saltburn Four Dating Headcanons ✿ COMING SOON

Saltburn Four Smut Headcanons ❤︎︎ COMING SOON

Saltburn Four with a Black Partner Would Include... ✿ COMING SOON

Harry Potter

Harrison J. Potter

space jam ✿ COMING SOON

[resident-gay-bitch]

Uhhhhhhhh marauders saltburn au?!

This one may be a little niche but I believe it would be SO fucking yummy. We like James a little psychotic sometimes, right? And then he canonically has an unhealthy obsession with a Black soo…

James is Oliver.

Sirius is Felix.

Regulus is Venetia.

Remus / Peter is Farleigh.

Remus / Peter is Michael.

Walburga is Elspeth.

Orion is Sir James.

Andromeda / Barty is Pamela?!?

Like imagine it… it could be so fucked up and weird and creepy but FUCK it would be so so so good!!!!!!

Cause James develops an instant weird infatuation with posh boy Sirius and becomes a creep about him or whatever, and then the fucking VAMPIRE SCENE where Regulus becomes obsessed with James because he believes no one will ever love him (also, extra points for trans Reggie).

I think Remus would be best suited as Fairleigh because he’s kinda the outsider and is instantly suspicious of James (and then there’s also the scene between Oliver and Farleigh in bed that makes room for eclipse content 👀). And then it adds onto Peter and James being friends (Oliver and Michael) and Peter getting left behind for the angst!

Also, anyone could really be Pamela, but those were my first two thoughts considering they’re both kinda outcasts in their own right and belittled by their families.

AND THEN FOR JAMES TO KILL THEM ALL?! OH THAT WOULD BE FUCKING INSANE TO READ ABOUT. and Effie and Flea being so worried about their boy not calling all summer and stuff because they know James sometimes doesn’t take his medications and all that owh they’d be so stressed out and have no idea how to find him!

Also… the bathtub scene 🤭🤭 yeah, I too would drink Sirius Blacks bath water

Please if someone writes this LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I WANT TO READ THIS SO BAD!!!! I’d write it myself but I do not have the brain capacity or time to do it. I kinda just want to read :))

[0anonnymouslyours0]

SEND REQUESTS PLSSS like for anyone im begging, i want to write but i have no ideas :(

also... im happy to write wlw smut (just sned requests idk who to write for...)

[saptashati]

James Potter is Felix Catton coded - I said what I said

[entitled-fangirl]

Masterlist <3

Game of Thrones masterlist

Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

A beautiful thing to picture, indeed.

One happy marriage.

Saltburn

Felix Catton

He would burn the world for her.

I love hearing about your day. SMUT

The cold ground provided no comfort.

Sweet little nothings.

So guilty.

Breakfast is ready.

It's like heaven. SMUT

Anything for you, beautiful girl. SMUT

The Last of Us

Joel Miller

A civilized meal.

Never been more thankful.

They're not gonna hit you.

Her saving grace.

Sweet mama.

Miller baby.

Two idiots in love. Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 (Finished series)

Mandalorian

Din D'jarin

His perfect little Cyar'ika.

You've made me worry.

Such a pretty sight.

I know you made her your riduur.

Good Omens

Crowley

He may always be a demon, but she still loves him.

Is that a spot?

Hannibal NBC

Hannibal x reader x Will

I see the way you look at her, William.

His carefully crafted web.

A predicament.

Terms of Endearment (drabble).

Will Graham

No Pajama Party for you, Mr. Graham.

Fishing 101.

Their safe hold.

So scared but so happy.

Xmen

Charles Xavier

Of course, my love.

Polar

Duncan Visla

Four days of hell.

Midsommar

Pelle

That's a love rune. Casts a love spell.

Little bird.

Twilight

Jasper Hale

Are you scared of me, Princess?

Sparring.

Marcus Volturi

The Best Thing for Marcus.

Caius Volturi

The human did interrupt.

Sherlock BBC

Jim Moriarty

A deer in the headlights.

Harry Potter Universe

Barty Crouch Jr.

His betrothed. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.

I hope I do.

Severus Snape

The astronomy professor.

Remus Lupin

Our needs. SMUT

James Potter

Feeling unwell.

OC stories:

Harry Potter universe:

The misaligned stars.

Remus Lupin x OC x (past)Regulus Black

Summary: The golden trio knocks on the door of someone who can help them with the Slytherin locket.

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Fanfic count: 61

[queers-gambit]

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

prompt: ( requested ) basking in the sunshine, breathing fresh air, bare skin tickled by tall grass, and Felix, who can't focus on the Half Blood Prince when his girl's got his full blooded attention.

pairing: Felix Catton x female!reader

fandom masterlist: Saltburn

word count: 2.3k+

note: i wrote this in an hour 'cause, you know, brainrot.

warnings: slight request variation (you'll see), there's probably cursing. anyways, suggestive language, no real spoilers, slight Ollie slander, college kids doing drugs, and no HP spoilers for those who haven't read.

All you could smell was his expensive cologne, barely breaking a sweat under the summer sun as he remained wrapped around you like a child did their mother on the first day of school. You were never one for suffocating affection nor clingy behavior, something leftover from childhood, but with your boyfriend, you craved it; and he knew it. He took advantage of it.

"Are you even listening or are you too busy trying to identify the smell of my shampoo?"

"Hmm? Yeah, yeah, 'M listenin', love, uh, you know, something about... Harry doing something stupid, yeah?"

You snorted lightly, head tilting back to look up at your boyfriend's amused expression. "A lucky guess - 'cause Harry's always doing some dumb shit."

"Yeah, you know, there's a reason he wasn't considered for Ravenclaw."

"Don't be mean, we all have our strengths and weaknesses," you gently reprimanded. "So he's not the smartest guy ever, but he's brave as hell, isn't he?"

"Has to be, being a Gryffindor and all."

"I doubt we would've done half this shit at 16."

"Totally right, we had other worries - like our first pregnancy scare."

"Felix!"

"What, doll face? Huh? C'mon, what's the quote? I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!"

"Oh, you absolute cheesy fuck!"

His laugh could've echoed across the field, the two of you laid out on an oversized blanket; crushing the long grass surrounding his home, Saltburn. 'Home' always felt so mundane when describing the freaking castle his family inhabited; after all, his father, Sir James, was literally knighted - making the Cattons feel larger than life. You'd known the family for over a decade now, meeting Venetia on your first day of school when a rude boy smacked your lunch tray right out of your hands, being inducted to their family almost straight away.

As it turned out, your mother and father were friendly with Sir James and his wife, Elspeth Catton, and after only a month in your new town, you were invited to Saltburn for a family meal.

It became a monthly occurrence.

And when you started dating Felix when you were both 15, it was like life was simply alining with the stars. Destiny being fulfilled. Fate smiling on you both.

Your parents tried to play off the relationship, but after you turned 16, they realized how serious you two seemed about each other. And when you both decided to attend Oxford together (rejecting your father's alma mater, the University of Edinburgh), your mother made constant jibes about your wedding. At first, it was just a few, little, sometimes funny, but mostly harmless comments here and there, and then it escalated to full-on conversations between your mothers.

Like they had flowers and color scheme picked out, deciding on hosting at Saltburn, even debating wedding dress ideas! Your mother wanted something lacy, Elspeth wanted something form fitting and "sexy" - being where their opinions clashed and the conversation elevated to near arguments.

Anyways, laying on the blanket in the field, alone, became a regular occurrence for you and Felix once you realized the absolute HOLD the Harry Potter series had on you both. Where the brother and sister had matching HP star tattoos on their hands, that had convinced you to get a set of three stars - your only tattoo, nestled behind your left ear. Venetia technically got you into the series, letting you borrow the first book, and then gifting you each book once published; but it was more like a "tradition" to read them with Felix.

See, when you were younger, you had a stutter that made you wildly insecure, but reading out loud helped you work through it. Was it a perfect system? Of course not, but your boyfriend was adamant that it'd help - and eventually, it did. So much so, you received top marks in each of your public speaking or debate classes, something the Catton's still praised you over.

Felix liked listening, and the times you got a little tongue-tied and frustrated, he would take over to let you a small reprieve. Today was no different, laid in the field, the grass tickling your bare feet and calves as the sun soaked into your bare skin. Either of you only wore a pair of sunglasses, Felix sat up on his elbow to support your body laid against his; his fingers dancing light patterns over whatever body part he could reach. Currently, it was your hip.

He laid quick kisses where he could, whispered sweet nothings in your ear, used his teeth to nibble your flesh. Anything to make you trip over your words, like the little shit he was.

You felt your breathing shift when Felix's lips and tongue ghosted up your neck, sweeping stray strands of hair from your shoulder before his fingertips were ghosting over your collarbone and down your chest to tweak your nipple. The cold of his bracelets and watch on your sticky skin felt like a drastic contrast to the warmth of the day.

"You're infuriating, I'm trying to read," you scolded, swatting his hand away; but smirking in amusement that assured him you weren't truly annoyed.

"Roll over, sweetheart, I needa rest my arm," he muttered in your ear, licking the shell - making you squirm with a small giggle.

"Can you behave? For once?"

"How can I? When you look like this? I mean, Goddamn, I really got the prettiest girl, don't I?" He smirked, watching you lift off his chest to roll onto your stomach; perched on your elbows. "Now, that's a sight, might be my favorite," he grinned, bringing his hand down to smack one of your arse cheeks - palming the flesh tightly, giving a jiggle for his amusement.

"Felix!" You squealed, fully anticipating this treatment; trying to hide your full-teeth grin.

"C'mon, love, let's get a bit naughty," he teased. "Oliver doesn't get here for another two days, we're not gonna be alone much longer."

You scoffed lightly, "You're the one who had to befriend The Clinger."

"Oi, c'mon now, tellin' me t'be nice about Harry? Don't call him that, love, he's just a lonely chap. Needs a friend."

You hummed, readjusting the book under you. "He's a bit creepy, Fi," you admit. "I mean, he stares - like a lot. And remember I told you, I saw him looking through your dorm window that one night?"

He sighed, "He was just drunk, love, we've been over this."

"You're so quick to excuse him," you noted, offering him a bewildered look as he readjusted to lean over your back. His head nuzzled between your shoulder blades, letting a hand pet down the slope of your spine; forcing a small tremor through your muscles.

"He's got no one else."

"Doesn't mean he needs you, my sweet boy. Honestly, you stretch yourself too thin. Maybe if you focused less on these so-called friends and more on your studies...?"

"I appreciate the worry, babygirl," he mused, laying three kisses to your shoulders, "but it's all right, got you quizzing me nightly. Swear, you know my coursework better than I do. And besides, you're the one who says there's no such thing as too many friends."

"Hm," you let your eyes roll slightly, "I was obviously high when I said that and probably didn't mean bloody Oliver."

"Speaking of," he grinned, reaching for the rucksack he brought with you; now hosting your clothes, but also carrying the Altoid tin he used to store pre-rolled joints.

"Are you even listening to the story anymore, baby?"

"Of course I am, toots, I can multi-task." You hummed in response, waiting for him to finish lighting up before continuing onto a new paragraph; feeling him shift on your back. But you faltered when smoke blew against your cheek, Felix's lips descending a moment later to noisily smooch your skin. "You're so fucking pretty," he mumbled.

"I think you have ADHD."

"We knew that."

"Maybe you need something for that."

"Because I'm not listening to Harry Potter?"

"I knew it!" You laughed, shivering again when his free hand drew up your spine to nestle in your hair; handing you the joint with the other. "Fi, you're still distracting me," you moaned slightly, leaning your head back into his touch - contradicting your own words.

"You're doin' great, love," he grinned, licking the skin behind your ear, at your tattoo. "Keep goin', c'mon, I wanna hear what happens next."

"You're gonna reread this chapter when I go to bed, aren't you?"

Felix paused, "Maybe."

You grunted, dropping your head to the book before lifting it again and taking an inhale from the joint. Felix grinned at you in mischief, rolling over onto his back; hand behind his head as he stared up at you. You shook your head at him, handing the joint over before shuffling so you were laid on his chest with the book spread open in one hand.

"Love?" He mumbled.

"Hmm?" You glanced at him.

"Maybe... Uh, yeah, maybe start the chapter over? I'm a bit lost," he snickered, coughing when you tisked at him and offered a slightly annoyed look. "C'mon, baby, you can't tell me you were totally focused, either! You love me touching you, I can see it on your face."

To prove his point, the arm he had wrapped around you drifted to, once more, take a handful of your ample bottom - causing you to gasp slightly.

But you pouted, "I kinda want to finish this chapter, baby."

"And I'm distracting you?"

"Obviously."

Felix laughed, "Spot on Professor Snape, baby."

"If I read like Snape the rest of the chapter, will you pay attention to me?"

"You know what? I don't know, that voice is kinda a turn on... Everything you do is a turn on, doll."

"You'd think the consistent fucking we do would rein in your hormones."

"Nah," he tutted, squeezing his hand, "not when I got a girl like you, gettin' me all riled up. I mean, Half-Blood Prince, who? Got me full blooded, right here." You chuckled when he glanced at his cock, folding the book closed and deflating onto his chest and accepting the joint again. "Oh, c'mon, don't stop, 's just gettin' good!"

"You were calling Harry stupid literally 5 minutes ago."

"Come off it, when isn't he?"

"When he's fighting Voldemort?"

"Hm," he considered, tucking his hand into your hair to massage your scalp; gently pulling through your hair. "You might have a point."

"And now Dumbledore's - "

"Hey, hey, no spoilers!"

"It's not a spoiler if you were listening to me!"

"I'm always listening," he whined, you blowing smoke across his abdomen; watching his abs contract from the slight tickle; his cock bobbing from the movement and making you flush with heat not from the sun. "You're just so much more interesting, hmm?" He mumbled.

"Hey, hey. Flattery gets you everywhere with me," you teased, loving the easiness of his smile. "C'mon, pretty boy, your turn."

He took the joint from you, watching you try to pull back - but tightening his arm. "Stay here, love havin' you close," he mumbled, placing the joint to his mouth and reaching for the book again. Not wanting his arm to retract from your form, you reached up to take the joint from him; listening as he went back to the beginning of the chapter while your leg hiked up his hips.

Every other puff, you fed Felix the joint until there was nothing left; wee small roach being stubbed out in the dirt, leaving you two relaxed, high, and laid over one another as he continued to lazily read. But his hand still traced invisible patterns over your skin, the warmth of the sun making you sweat, but the way your boyfriend touched you made you shiver.

He knew you loved it, yet didn't so much as stutter on a single word when his smirk would grow feeling your reactions to his touches.

At the end of the chapter, he glanced down at you and let his lips follow; tightening his arm to bring you in closer, leaving repeated kisses on your forehead. You squirmed closer, giggling and bringing your hand up to hook around the back of his neck, directing him to your lips as he rolled over so you were on your back and he was hovering over you. "You're distracting me, now, li'l minx," he teased.

"Oh, how unfair, what ever shall you do?"

He chuckled, pecking your lips twice more, then asking, "Another chapter or...?"

"Yes, one more chapter," you laughed, "but then we're gonna have to head back up, your mum wanted my help with something."

"Oh, she's got you some new dresses she wants you to try," he relaid.

"I thought she stopped doin' that?"

"She loves spoiling you," Felix eased. "And Venetia stopped letting Mum dress her, so, you know... Here, you read this one."

You agreed, letting him readjust so he was sat up again, keeping you between his spread legs so he could peer down at the book from over your shoulder. Was it distracting, feeling his fully blooded cock at your back? Absolutely. Was it mildly erotic for you to ignore it and continue reading - as if his warmth wasn't making you wet? Also, yes.

"Fi," you whispered when his lips danced across your shoulder. "Distracting me, again," you half-scolded.

"You're doin' great, love," he chuckled.

But he didn't stop, it was like he was turning himself on (more) by his soft, gentle touches; and being spurred onward when he noted the way your chest heaved when your breath changed.

"Keep goin'," he whispered in your ear, dragging his hands up to cup either bare breast and swipe his thumbs around your nipples to stiffen them into peaks.

"Felix - "

"Don't stop," he encouraged, "'s real endearing the way you're tryna fight this."

"You try to get between me and Potter one more time, we're going on a sex strike."

There was a pause as you looked up at him, both sharing growing grins before bursting into echoing laughter that Venetia heard from one of the loungers close to the house. She grinned to herself, turning the page of her own Half-Blood Prince book.

requesting rules and masterlist

Saltburn masterlist

[whorediaries-09]

tempt;

"I left a calling card so they would know that it was me."

☆ EVENTS ☆

'tis the damn season (closed)

you can meet me at the hotel; (closed) [kinkotober masterlist]

put your life out on the line" (closed)

got the wine for you; (closed) [false god (masterlist)]

maybe it's a blessing in disguise; (closed)

music got you lost; (open) [masterlist]

✧ ONE-SHOTS ✧

Peppers Sirius Black X Reader. Fuck buddies to lovers. Modern AU!. 18+ content

Delicate Sirius Black X Reader. Friends to lovers. TW- Self harm, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff.

Night We Met Sirius Black X Reader Set During Order of The Phoenix. Mention of major character death(s).

New Year's Day Sirius Black X Reader Set during Order of The Phoenix. Fluff and low humor.

Cardigan; Sirius Black X Reader. Hurt/Comfort.

Sure Thing; Sirius Black X Shy!Reader Fluff.

Oh Children; Sirius Black X Reader Angst.

Million Dollar Man; Sirius Black x Camgirl!reader 18+ content, drinking.

Daylight Flowerist!Sirius Black X Barista!reader Fluff.

Consume; Dark!Sirius Black X Muggle!reader. 18+ content, cemeteries, dark themes.

Born to die Cult!leader Sirius Black X Reader. Mentions of murder, gore, dark themes.

Afterglow; Felix Catton x Reader Hurt/Comfort.

Dancing with our hands tied; Sirius Black X Reader. Hurt/Comfort, injuries, blood. (potential part two)

Maneater; Neighbor!James Potter X Reader 18+ content, stalker behavior, darkish themes.

She just hit my heart; James Potter X Reader Fluff.

Don't blame me; Priest!Remus Lupin X Reader Alludes to sex, dark themes.

Pick your poison, babe; Sirius Black X Reader Suggestive Content, fluff.

Try me; Ravi Singh X Reader Cigarettes, hurt/comfort.

ψ SERIES ψ

The Seven Lives; Please read chapter warnings on top of each chapter. Status- On going (PAUSED)

No Time To Die (Status - Completed)

The hurricane with my name on it. Please read chapter warnings on top of each chapter.

Love to think you'll never forget. Please read chapter warnings on top of each chapter.

⨴MOODBOARDS⨵

Poison Ivy From my fall event (close)

Heartbeat; From 'the seven lives' series.

§ ASKED AND ANSWERED §

Call It What You Want Sirius Black X Reader. Post Azkaban Sirius. Hurt/Comfort. Fluff. Touch sensitivity.

Indentation in the shape of you Sirius Black X Reader. Post Azkaban Sirius. Fluff, bad humor.

Now I'm Covered in You Sirius Black X Reader. Post Azkaban Sirius. 18+ Content. From my fall event (close)

Trying To Keep The Water Warm James Potter X Reader. Professor James AU! Fluff. From my fall event (close)

Dark Red James Potter X Reader Set during the Marauders era. 18+ content.

Womanizer Sirius Black x Reader Set During the Marauders era. Angst, 18+ content, drinking, hints at sexual assault.

Meddle About; West Coast; FDad!James Potter X Reader. 18+ content, mentions of alcohol, age gap.

Maroon Sirius Black X Reader ex to lovers, drinking, alludes to sexual assault, hurt/comfort.

The great war; Sirius Black X Reader ex to lovers, angst, hurt/comfort. Part two to Maroon.

Do I wanna know? Rockstar!Sirius Black X Reader. 18+ content.

Dusk till dawn Sirius Black X Lestrange!Reader Hurt/Comfort, dialogue heavy.

Smoke on my clothes; Rockstar!Sirius Black X Popstar!Reader Fluff, 18+ content, use of y/n.

Into You; Ron Weasley X Reader 18+ content, porn without plot.

Wherever I go; Remus Lupin X Reader. Making out, suggestive, fluff.

Blue Jeans; Professor!Harry Potter X Reader 18+ content.

Getaway car; Sirius Black X Desi!Reader 18+ content, sexual tension, substances.

I think he knows; Ron Weasley X Reader 18+ content, mentions of war, fluff.

Gorgeous; James Potter X Reader 18+ content.

House of balloons/glass table girls; Sirius Black X Reader 18+ content.

You're in love Policeman!James Potter X Baker!Reader Fluff.

Can't you see, you're meant for me? Bsf!Dad!James Potter X Reader Suggestive content, fluff.

I'm gonna make you my wife; Sirius Black X Reader Banter, fluff, silly teenagers in love, kinda shy reader, alcohol, 18+ content.

This place will burn you up; Sirius Black X Reader 18+ content.

❁ ODE TO FANFICTION ❁

Hall of morals;

I'm running back home to you;

[axelsagewrites]

Contains: GoT ♡ HotD ♡ HP ♡ Mauraders ♡ Ted Lasso ♡ Vikings Tv

Warnings/Guides

【P】Platonic【P】 🆇Smut 18+🆇

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Prick

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Famous

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Buttercup

Sweet As You

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🆇Decide🆇 - Jamie and Roy

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Who is that?

🆇Good Boy🆇

Period Pains

Dating Felix Headcannons

Best Gift Ever

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The Deal

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Heroic deed

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[plathfiles]

okay so if you’ve followed me for a while you know I’m a big marauders fan. but as of late I’m obsessed with Saltburn. so this is going to be my comparison to Saltburn characters and the marauders <3

I will not be arguing about this <3

Oliver - Peter Pettigrew

Felix - James Potter

Farleigh - Sirius Black

Venetia - Marlene McKinnon

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veryberryjelly's 1k sleepover !!

aaaaahhhh!! welcome to my 1k sleepover. i am very lucky to have so many people interested in reading my work and i want to open up my requests specifically for this event !

ENJOY !

sleepover itinerary { 26/1 - 8/2 }

〉a round of twister ( send me a description of yourself and a fandom if you wish and i will ship you with a character or pairing ! )

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Unhinged Felix Catton headcanons

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-he has adhd and once he had a hyperfixation on America after him and his family visited for winter break and he begged James to get him as much American paraphernalia as possible so now there is just random America mugs and photos of the presidents around Saltburn

-adding onto that one, Felix is a HOARDER. Not only will he not throw anything away but he has a box of all of the things he has but has no use for because he doesn’t want Duncan to throw them away.

-Felix had a HARD emo phase in 5th grade (grade six for brits) and of course the biggest family portrait was when he was in 5th grade and he covers it at all costs. Stands directly in front of it, puts a curtain over it, or just solemnly put his hand over his face in the portrait.

-writes Harry Potter fanfiction IN HIS NOTEBOOK.

-his favorite color is hot pink but he won’t tell most people and when he does he sits them down for a serious conversation. This lead Venetia to think it was a metaphor for him to say he came out as gay.

-he used to wear an earring only on his right ear to help tell his left from right until he found out that only wearing an earring in your right ear is supposed to signify being gay. Oliver was the one who told him.

-when he was in his emo phase he stole venetias eyeliner pencils so much that he still finds them around his room.

-his favorite drink is strawberry milk.

-gets genuinely horrified at horror movies. Like, hiding under the blanket, covering his eyes, yelping, everything.

-regularly goes on shopping trips with elsbeth

Okay that’s all I’ll give more maybe

[nocturnalstarlet]

— 𝑾𝑯𝑶 𝑰 𝑾𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 🪐

— 𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑺

🪐 ››       cassian, azriel, nesta archeron, elain archeron, feyre archeron, lucien vanserra, eris vanserra.

ships i'd write for: cassian x nesta , elain x azriel , gwyn x azriel , and elain x lucien.

— 𝑩𝑩𝑪 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑲𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑬𝑹𝑺

🪐 ››       aramis, porthos.

— 𝑩𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑶𝑵

🪐 ››       anthony bridgerton, daphne bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, colin bridgerton, king george iii.

— 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑳 / 𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑼𝑷𝑶𝑵 𝑨 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻

🪐 ››       legend, julien santos, scarlett dragna, donatella dragna, jacks/prince of hearts.

— 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑴𝑬𝑫

🪐 ››       phoebe halliwell, paige matthews, wyatt halliwell, chris halliwell.

— 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑺𝒀 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑿

🪐 ››       warren rojas, eddie roundtree, graham dunne, camila alvarez, karen sirko, daisy jones, simone jackson.

— 𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑭𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺

🪐 ››       dominic toretto, brian o'conner, letty ortiz, mia toretto, roman pearce, deckard shaw, tej parker, han lue.

ships i'd write for: dom x letty.

— 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 / 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵

🪐 ››       tormund giantsbane, podrick payne, sansa stark, robb stark, jorah mormont, theon greyjoy, sandor clegane, samwell tarly, rhaegar targaryen, daenerys targaryen.

🪐 ››       aemond targaryen, jacaerys velaryon, alicent hightower, daemon targaryen.

— 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹

🪐 ››       ron weasley, hermione granger, dean thomas, blaise zabini, luna lovegood, neville longbottom, cedric diggory, viktor krum.

🪐 ››       james potter, lily evans, narcissa black, regulus black, andromeda black, sirius black, remus lupin, frank longbottom, peter pettigrew, lucius malfoy, pandora lovegood, alice fortescue, marlene mckinnon, mary macdonald, emmeline vance, dorcas meadows.

🪐 ››       theseus scammander

🪐 ››       teddy lupin

🪐 ››       godrick gryffindor, rowena ravenclaw, helga hufflepuff, salazar slytherin

**a very big fuck you to jkr. this account is HEAVILY anti jkr and always will be. **while some of the fics for these characters may occur during their time at hogwarts, the characters will be assumed to be 18+ regardless of fic type.

— 𝑰𝑻

🪐 ››       richie tozier, stanley uris, ben hascom, mike hanlon.

**none of my writing for these characters will take place in the first film. i may instead do college!fics for this. everything else will come from when they're adults.

— 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑳 / 𝑿-𝑴𝑬𝑵

🪐 ››       steve rogers, james buchanan "bucky" barnes, natasha romanoff, yelena belova, wanda maximoff, pietro maximoff, thor odinson, loki laufeyson, bruce banner, druig.

🪐 ››       john allerdyce (pyro), bobby drake (iceman), peter rasputin (colossus), scott summers (cyclops), alex summers (havoc), anna marie lebeau (rogue), logan howlett (wolverine), ororo munroe (storm), peter maximoff (quicksilver), charles xavier, erik lehnsherr.

— 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑺

🪐 ››       pope heyward, sarah cameron, kiara carrera, jj maybank, john b routledge, rafe cameron, topper thornton.

— 𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑲𝒀 𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺

🪐 ››       thomas shelby, arthur shelby, john shelby, michael gray, finn shelby.

— 𝑺𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑩𝑼𝑹𝑵

🪐 ››       felix catton, venetia catton, farleigh start.

— 𝑺𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴

🪐 ››       tara carpenter, sam carpenter, chad meeks-martin, mindy meeks-martin, ethan landry.

— 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑴𝑬

🪐 ››       aaron warner, kenji kishimoto, juliette ferrars.

— 𝑻𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭

🪐 ››       derek hale, peter hale, stiles stilinski, isaac lahey, lydia martin, scott mccall.

— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑺

🪐 ››       finnick odair, haymitch abernathy.

ships i'd write for: finnick x annie

— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑽𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑼𝑵𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬

🪐 ››       elijah mikaelson, marcel gerard, klaus mikaelson, kol mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson, bonnie bennett, enzo st. john, stefan salvatore, damon salvatore, jeremy gilbert, caroline forbes, elena gilbert.

— 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑬 𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫

🪐 ››       eric northman, jason stackhouse, alcide herveaux , jessica hamby.

— 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻

🪐 ››       charlie swan, carlisle cullen, emmett cullen, rosalie hale, alice cullen, sam uley, paul lahote, jared cameron.

— 𝑾𝑬𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 / 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑭𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑳𝒀

🪐 ››       morticia frump, gomez addams, wednesday addams, enid sinclair, bianca barclay.

ships i'd write for: morticia x gomez.

— 𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑶𝑼𝑺

🪐 ››       ransom drysdale (knives out), andy barber (defending jacob), killian jones (ounce upon a time).

don't see what you're looking for? feel free to ask if i know a fandom/ship/character and if am willing to write what you're looking for!!

[ervotica]

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

crossed out = not currently writing, bold = favs

challengers; art donaldson, patrick zweig, tashi duncan

jujutsu kaisen; nanami kento, satoru gojo

the marauders; regulus black, barty crouch jr, evan rosier, james potter, remus lupin, sirius black, marlene mckinnon, lily evans (poly combinations always preferred; wolfstar x reader, jegulus x reader, moonwater x reader, rosekiller x reader, poly!marauders, poly!slytherins)

fourth wing; xaden riorson, liam mairi, bodhi durran, garrick tavis, brennan sorrengail, aaric (cam) greycastle, ridoc gamlyn

greys anatomy; mark sloan, alex karev

criminal minds; aaron hotchner, derek morgan, spencer reid

acotar; azriel, rhysand, cassian, eris vanserra, nesta archeron, elain archeron, lucien vanserra, tamlin (+ my special polycule; elucien x tamlin x reader)

call of duty; simon “ghost” riley, könig, johnny “soap” mactavish, captain john price

house of the dragon; daemon targaryen, aegon ii targaryen, ser harwin strong

outer banks; rafe cameron, jj maybank, john b routledge, pope heyward

the maze runner; gally, thomas, minho

twilight; jasper hale, edward cullen, rosalie hale, emmett cullen, paul lahote, sam uley, seth clearwater (plus poly combinations)

the hunger games; finnick odair, peeta mellark, cato hadley, young coriolanus snow, sejanus plinth

stranger things; eddie munson, steve harrington, jim hopper

harry potter; fred weasley, mattheo riddle, theo nott, lorenzo berkshire, draco malfoy

mcu; loki laufeyson, bucky barnes, steve rogers, miguel o’hara, wanda maximoff, pietro maximoff, kate bishop

chris evans/seb stan and co; lloyd hansen, andy barber, jake jensen, ransom drysdale, ari levinson, lee bodecker, charles blackwood, nick fowler, carter baizen

writing flings; felix catton, oliver quick