#james holzhauer

[dacuslucy]

every way james wrote his name in jeopardy masters 2k23: a complete collection

[entiretorridaffair]

james holzhauer is going to be back on my screen soon oh how ive missed my husband

[holzhauerjames]

[cardamomtimes]

y’all i’m so normal about this (LIES)

[takingback-thepenguin]

I’m really enjoying watching the Jeopardy Masters Tournament. One of the things that cracks me up the most is that James keeps getting described/describing himself as a gameshow villain, but then either he does something nice/non-intimidating or it’s revealed he did something really nice in the interview part and all it keeps reading as to me is…

James: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off of the souls of those I play against, I strike fear into—

Ken: It says here you sleep with a teddy bear?

James: He’S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

[crookedbirdtimemachine]

I miss Jeopardy Masters, I need the witty banter, I need my game show villain, what am I to do now, I can't watch regular Jeopardy the same anymore

[travelbasscase]

i love james holzhauer man goes on masters being all "i'm the final boss of jeopardy" and then he goes on to lose the first several rounds he competes in. that's not final boss behavior.

[rodpower78]

Jeopardy! Masters is starting tonight. I'm so excited that it is back. Hopefully, James will win it again and then finally get a rematch with Ken.

[drarreckyninja]

19y James: A sock is just a fluffy condom. 29y Ken: Please never have sex.

[petergabrielyuri]

james holzhauer fascinates and captivates me but it compares not to the way i fell in love with his wife immediately while watching the episode of who wants to be a millionaire that she was on

[dacuslucy]

my roman empire. btw

[entiretorridaffair]

james alert ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

JAMES IS IN THE BUILDING???????

[panzycraze]

Masters tournament: *introduces James as the “Final Boss of Jeopardy” and Matt as the first person ever to surpass James*

me: (so hard i got nauseous) i think i hauve covid

im about to say it. i would like Jeopardy James and Jeopardy Matt to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] me

[kucherovv]

today on jeopardy masters it was revealed that sidney crosby is apparently an avid jeopardy fans AND the penguins watch/discuss it as a team

[mbat]

i had a dream that i was on some sort of jeaopardy thing and i was actually doing well somehow (for some reason my dream reminded me that macaroni penguins exist by making me guess them) and then i met james holzhauer while i was drawing something while waiting behind the stage and he wouldnt leave me alone so i like, defied the logic of reality to make him screw off ajfjsjd like what

[triviareads]

I think someone wrote a Jeopardy-themed romance 😲