#james hetfield x gn reader

[haywire-hetfield]

Metallica members getting you high for the first time (gn!reader, can be read as platonic or romantic)

Cliff

Cliff is probably the most casual out of all of them. He doesn't make it a big deal or anything. He's gotten other people high for the first time before, so it's not new to him.

You two are just hanging out the first time you try it. He's smoking on the couch and you mention you've never smoked before.

Of course, he asks if you'd like to. He lets you finish the rest of his joint, telling you that you don't need more than that the first time.

He only mildly laughs at you when you end up in a coughing fit, assuring you everyone does that their first time.

He's the most equipped, making sure you have plenty of drinks and snacks.

You two spend the rest of the night just talking on the couch, some soft music playing in the background.

Kirk

Kirk would be the most supportive during. He makes sure you actually want to try it and aren't just doing it because you feel like you need to.

He'd have a space specifically for getting high and take you there. It's decked out with comfy pillows, blankets, etc.

He stays stocked with snacks and drinks as well as relaxing records he likes to put on while he's high.

He also has the most options for what you can try. He suggests trying a thc gummy or a thc pen first.

He intentionally gets less high than he normally would, wanting to make sure he's alert if you need anything.

Probably has some fun facts about weed (and definitely has weed jokes.)

Stays with you the entire time until you finally go asleep, making sure you have everything you need and making sure you're still okay.

Dave

He's actually the one who suggests you try getting high. He's drunk when he pitches the idea, but when you bring it up again the next day, he's still down.

He doesn't smoke often because he doesn't like the way it makes him feel, preferring to get drunk instead.

He has tried edibles a few times, but he tends to stay away from them. They make him feel weird and besides, he likes how smoking makes his voice sound anyway.

He used to have a pipe, but he decided it was too much of a risk. Anything that could be broken ended up getting smashed at some point, so he sticks to blunts.

He'd have a wide variety of flavored blunt wraps, despite not smoking very often. He even lets you pick whichever one you want to try.

He isn't the outwardly supportive like the others are, not really reassuring or checking in, but he hangs out with you the entire time and he's a comforting presence.

James

He'd be the most nervous about getting you high for the first time. He stresses about what's going to happen if you freak out or get sick or something.

Eventually, he agrees to do it. (Mainly because he doesn't trust all of the others with getting you high for the first time, mostly Lars.)

He prefers edibles over smoking because he thinks it fucks up his voice too much and it dries his throat out.

He's got a collection of various snacks for you two to try and he starts you out with a comically small amount.

He's a bit reluctant to keep giving you more, but he gets more relaxed as time goes on and he realizes nothing bad is happening.

Once you two are both high, it's a lot easier. He's completely relaxed and you're both laughing together.

You two spend the entire night watching movies on the couch and talking, although you're not sure how coherent you actually are during.

James is more willing to get high with you again after the first time, finding he actually had a really good time with you.

Jason

Easily the most excited about the idea of getting you high. He's never been with someone the first time they've gotten high before, so it's interesting to him.

He watches you the entire time you're smoking, trying to give you pointers, but he's not the greatest at explaining it.

He is the most likely to either have a broken bong (the bowl gets stuck now, so he has to pull it for you) or a DIY bong made out of something not intended to be smoked out of.

Asks you a ton of questions during, mostly about how you feel. It's been a while since he got high for the first time, so he's curious.

Definitely the cuddliest member when high, wanting to stay snuggled up to you the entire time.

He tells you horror stories about times he's been high or how others have been because he thinks it'll be funny. (It is not.)

Lars

He's definitely the one who actually encourages you to try it the most. He thinks it'll be fun to watch you at the very least.

He goes for joints for your first time and he ends up having to get it from one of the others. (He's not great at rolling joints.)

He spends most of the night focused on getting you high instead of smoking himself.

Thinks it's funny to mess with you while you're high, specifically putting on whatever movie or TV show he thinks will fuck with you the most.

He's especially giggly and you can't tell if it's because he's high or because you are.

He would definitely brag about being the person who got you high for the first time.

Ron

He's the one least excited to teach someone how to get high. He already has to put up with the rest of the band when they're high, he gets tired.

But when you promise you won't be an asshole, he gives in.

He's the only one who actually knows how to roll joints, but he ends up teaching you how to use a bong.

He's a pretty good teacher, despite being a reluctant one. He isn't as interested in watching you get high, but he enjoys your company nonetheless.

He prefers being outside when he gets high, so you two sit in his car with all the windows down and the radio on.

If it's at night, he absolutely points out different stars and constellations for you.

[metalbrojack]

thoughts of riding 1991 James like a cowboy. god its driving me crazy like godgodgoddgodgogd PLEASE

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!

HRRRRHATRRT RARARSR

I’ll be writing… I’m thinking and eating the information for its nutrients.

James hetfield (gender neutral reader)

Genre-smut

You didn’t mean for it to happen… well maybe you wanted to but you didn’t think it was gonna be like this.

You jokingly took James’s hat and wore it… you didn’t know what it meant!

Apparently everyone knows if you wear the hat you ride the cowboy. Everyone except you.

That’s how this happened.

James almost immediately dragged you into his room and looked at you, quite angry actually, “woah. Sorry I didn’t think the hat meant that much to you.” You said but you were cut off by James’s lips on yours. *holy shit is this actually happening?!*

Before you knew it you were half naked and straddling his waist, a moaning mess. It didn’t help that his strong hands were on your hips and he was praising you with that stupid smile on his face, “is this what you wanted? Huh? Come on answer me.”

God he was annoying, you could barely even form a coherent sentence without moaning and whining.

James eventually ruts his hips into you, picking up the pace, “fuck- ‘m gonna cum.” He says, his voice husky and low. He could tell you were close by the way you were whining and gripping onto his shoulders.

You both reach your climax and slow back down to a stop. He pulls out and wipes off his forehead from the small beads of sweat, “You did amazing sweetheart.” He pulls you closer to his chest as you both calm down.

“Why did you do that? I mean I’m not complaining but…you know.” You say, still in disbelief about the whole situation.

“Well you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy. I thought you knew that.” He teases and chuckles softly . Oh, so that’s why. That’s cool, guess you’ll be doing that again in the future.

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I’m really bad at smut, especially stories. But I like it so that’s good:3

[thecitysgraveyard]

celebrities masterlist

bo burnham

nothing done yet

kurt cobain

nothing done yet

dave grohl

nothing done yet

krist novoselic

over ice-cream (co worker au) (krist novoselic x gn!reader)

warnings - a kiss and tooth rotting fluff.

kirk hammett

reader interviewing kirk (kirk hammett x f!reader)

warnings - eighteen plus, flirting, fluff, kisses, p in v, smut and nicknames.

older!kirk with younger!reader (kirk hammett x f!reader)

warnings - age gap, kisses, and fluff.

threesome (james hetfield x reader x kirk hammett)

warnings - eighteen plus, just straight up smut, and nicknames.

kirk having a crush on james's daughter (kirk hammett x f!reader)

warnings - mentions of kissing, flirting, and fluff.

kirk making reader cockwarm him while he practices guitar (kirk hammett x f!reader)

warnings - smut, eighteen plus, p in v, bratty reader, and tiny bit of a spit kink.

essentially part two of the cockwarming fic with him fucking you after kirk making you cockwarm him (kirk hammett x f!reader)

warnings - smut, eighteen plus, p in v, degradation, and nicknames.

james hetfield

reader catching james's eye on one of his concerts (james hetfield x f!reader)

warnings - kisses and fluff.

james taking all of his anger out on you (james hetfield x f!reader)

warnings - eighteen plus, kisses, p in v, smut, and nicknames.

innocent!reader not understanding the sexual jokes and remarks said by the interviewer (james hetfield x f!reader)

warnings - fluff, and allusions to smut.

threesome (james hetfield x reader x kirk hammett)

warnings - eighteen plus, just straight up smut, and nicknames.

aaron taylor johnson

nothing done yet

[are-we-really-doing-this]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THIS HITS HOME FOR ME BRO. WRITERS, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAG YA SHIT “#female reader” ALONE SO I KNOW TO MUTE THE TAG

why there's so many Metallica X fem!reader like C'MON HELP THIS DYSPHORIC MF HERE, TRY TO WRITE A GN OR MASC READER FANFIC PLS

[metalbrojack]

80s Jamies cuddles > my will to live

REAL!!

Jame so cuddly I can’t live anymore 🙁

James x gn! Reader

Genre- fluff

Time 9:45 PM

You just got out of the shower, James was already in bed wearing only his sweat shorts. You couldn’t really tell if he was asleep, so when you sat on the bed and he immediately turned over and wrapped his arms around you, you jumped a bit.

His eyes were closed but he was still awake, “you take forever in the shower.” He muttered, his voice groggy from sleep. You laughed softly and laid down beside him.

“You didn’t try and stay up for me did you?”

“…maybe.”

You scoffed at him playfully, ruffling his hair a bit before closing your eyes. James pulled you closer and intertwined his legs with your own. “Gnight baby.” He mumbled before finally falling asleep.

“Good night Jamie.”

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That was pretty short ik but I like it:3

They’re girlfriends.

[metalbrojack]

Ok you said requests are open and idk but something about current!James that just screams brat tamer to me but I just want him to put me in my place 😩😭🥴

That’s totally fair… cause me too

James Hetfield brat tamer headcanons(trying to keep it neutral for the gender since it’s not specified)

Genre-implied smut?



James is definitely the type of person to call you a bunch of pet names, always being really sweet about it too. After all you’re his baby!

He has good patience with you but after a while… not so much and you didn’t really expect it either.

You were just pushing his buttons ALL day, you could tell that he was getting more angry but you weren’t expecting him to suddenly snap, “That’s enough! Get over here. Now.” He was…angry! He never got angry at his perfect little boy/girl. You nervously make your way over to him and he hooks his rough hand on the back of your neck and pulls you over his lap. He starts lecturing you about your behavior and after that you think he’s done … no! He’s not!😃 “now I’ll teach you how to behave.” Unexpectedly he lands a couple spanks on your behind, causing you to yelp and squirm even after James tells you to sit still. After he finishes tho, he feels a bit bad about it, “did you learn your lessons?” He asks, his voice low and raspy, you nod rapidly and he pulls you to his chest.

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OH MAH LAWD

That was actually nice to write bc I love current James and brat taming

[haywire-hetfield]

X Reader Masterlist

A masterlist of all x reader (male or gn only) things I have done so far. Any explicit requests will be marked with a *

Dave Mustaine losing his virginity to you*

Dave Mustaine giving you a blowjob for the first time*

Metallica members getting you high for the first time

Going on dates with Cliff Burton*

Dave Mustaine, Kirk Hammett, and Cliff Burton reacting to being called your boyfriend for the first time

Dave Mustaine with a soft/feminine significant other

James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, and Ron McGovney bottoming for you for the first time*

Dave Mustaine, Lars Ulrich, and Jason Newsted bottoming for you for the first time*

Dave Mustaine distracting you from a thunderstorm*

Dave Mustaine with a size kink*

Inexperienced Duff McKagan with an experienced reader*

Being enemies to lovers with Bård Faust*

Slash x reader

Dave with a kink for having his hair pulled*

Relationship headcanons with Taime Downe

Relationship headcanons with Brent Muscat