#jam even

[watermelonlicker]

just a wild tweet from beginning to end

[ooooo-mcyt]

That one meme except instead of hrt it's divorce.

I don't know why I made this

[the-night-puncher]

Agatha All Along being the best thing marvel ever did and also not having a single straight main character is not a coincidence

[heavyheavycream]

03 date night

[sergle]

i feel like you guys only hear about the bad tiktok phenomenon, like Girl Math and stuff like that, bc it prompts more of a reaction. but i want to let you know that i keep seeing one that's called Dinosaur Time, and it's where you SHOVE fistfuls of raw spinach, straight out of the tub, into your mouth and eat it like you're a dinosaur ravenously devouring a delicious tree star. and then you've had a serving of greens. and all it took was 10 beautiful seconds.

[yesloulou]

Max and Daniel during national anthem at the 2022 Australian Grand Prix 🇦🇺

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[lizardkingeliot]

the season 2 premiere is the gift to jammers that just keeps on giving

[hopecomesbacktolife]

I’ve been enjoying Philomena Cunk recently and just found this (incredible) meme and subsequent comments while looking for a different meme

I would give so many nauglamirs to see a Cunk on (Middle)Earth show omg

[cookies-after-dark]

uhhh we takin emojis? can I be 🐇 anon?

anyway I just read that ask about whether you see them as cookies or just tiny humans for the sake of this blog and personally, my favorite view of them is "anatomically humans for most purpose, but with cookie traits, like jam blood, getting soggy in liquid, and most importantly crumble when hurt" because not only am I a weirdo, I love cookie body horror LOL you just punch SM and his face just. cracks. just a little.

additional tags: explicit content, impact play, blood, bruises, aftercare

ships: shadow milk cookie x reader, burning spice cookie x reader

Anon you are a genius. See, whenever I think of the Beasts and impact play (I like to think they're more physically resilient than other cookies), when you punch or slap them it's just the regular skin smacking skin, or just a trickle of jam dripping from their noses. I think Burning Spice Cookie would especially be into that; he'd frequently goad you into striking him before he can "fairly" retaliate and it's one of his favorite games.

But that disconnect of reminding yourself that they're actually cookies? Shadow Milk Cookie basically cums in his tights and he's giggling nonstop because you actually managed to crack his face, and yet if the reader was from human origin? It's not as if you broke someone's real human nose. It's easy to dismiss the cracking of a cookie as just that, or when Shadow Milk Cookie licks at his bleeding face with a dangerous gleam in his eyes that it's no big deal. I mean, it's just jam, right? Not real blood.

And besides, Shadow Milk Cookie seems to enjoy it. After you left him with a slight bruise that (somehow) is blossoming on his cookie face, he immediately turns to one of his lifeless dolls to tear it apart. You're sure he came multiple times, you can only imagine what he must have been imagining during his playtime.

Shadow Milk is purring happily intk your chest with all his bloodlust spent, and you tend to his inflicted wounds and heal his crack, so that he's good as new.

But there will always be a certain blank look in your eyes when you toss a jam stained napkin away. You and him both know that your reaction will never compare to that of actual human blood and injuries, and Shadow Milk Cookie enjoys it so much more than he can ever tell you.

[allimili]

First Jam Cookie can be realll honest at times

[rizsnt]

the bad kids x dunmeshi shenanigans for the d20 zine jam!! go peep how incredible all 68 (!!) zines turned out <33

[mch3ll3]

Animal jam will forever be goated

[yrsonpurpose]

protective!alex

[hailsatanifyouplease]

Couldn't find it in better quality, sry

[oldwitchsleep]

september 8th, 1973. it was 11:07 here. it would have been 9:07 in san francisco. armand called me. were you there? yeah. did you hurt yourself? i was lost. i was in a dark way. yeah. i was thinking about... i can't...i can't get her out of my mind. you have the same problem? yeah. i can't, louis. i can't. hey, hey, hey, it's not on you, you hear me? i carried her home. i made you turn her. and saved her from the fire, so a half century later she could...she looked at me, at the end...like a child...looking to her...father. but i was never-