#jalks

[bayouette]

Seeing my peers of gen z succumb to conservatism has me like “Oh! That’s how Hitler was elected! This is the facism! Your grandpa was allowed to rape his wife and your grandma had servants and you’re pissed you can’t do the same!!!”

[thelegendarygoose]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. <3

Welp this is something.

Swords. I love swords if I could I would collect them.

Books.

Star wars

Stargate

Dr. Who.

The last two I grew up on. I stopped watching dr. Who after Peter capaldi. Bloody awful acted if you ask me

[jjjacobine]

falkesona? falke sona. meet jalke n his tboy swag.

[brb-brained]

Silly Game Time: You have decided to bioengineer a chimeric abomination against nature using two random animals. HUZZAH FOR MAD SCIENCE! Use a random letter generator and look up an animal that starts with that letter for the first one. Then repeat the process for the second one.

Post a picture of your two animals! Combine their names to find out what this new species is called.

Jaguar+ elk

Meet the Jalk:

[uypt]

Danish designer, Grete Jalk.

[zagrean]

It's just par for the course for gods, really. Or at least the more well-known ones. I happen to know that there are several centered around my father. Individual worshipers too, of course.

Though, I'll admit, groups of mortals gathering to worship me isn't something I'm all too keen on, so I suppose it's a good thing that I'm not well-known. Just seems like it would feel weird.

If you don't like your name, couldn't you choose one of your own? Seems like something only you should have a say in.

Well, it is quite fun, all that gallivanting around, enjoying the sights of the Underworld. Save for the killing and being killed, that is. Could do without all that.

Oh yea? Why do you think you'd be the object of a cult??

It sure is fairly unique, yea. Can't say I'd have chosen it but I didn't get a say in it, lol. Excursion makes it sound fun but that pause makes it sound otherwise. What do you do? Where do you go?

[ja-lk]

jalk

[memorycycle]

dont jalk to me unless i had my pickle jice

[chyaptagolap]

aaj phir bujh gaye jal jalke umeedo ke chiraag, aaj phir taaron bhari raat mein dam tod diya

[bayouette]

Had a dream about my middle school crush again and he held my hand through a crowded area. I’m a sick fucking freak.

[dragodina]

LOL okay, das kam unerwartet 😅😂 Und mein Kopf sträubt sich ein wenig, die Gedanken zuzulassen 🙈.

Aber irgendwie musste ich auch herzlich lachen. Frei nach dem Motto "WTF, did I just read?! 😳😱🤣 Never ever ..."

(Aber ... I may have you covered with this one way or another *hust* 😎🤭)

Das passiert, wenn du Chat GPT eine Story schreiben lässt 😁

Please write me a story where Thorsten Falke and Julia Grosz kiss. He wears a leather jacket and likes milk. She has blonde hair and brown eyes. Both work as police investigators in Hamburg.

Thorsten Falke and Julia Grosz were two of the best police investigators in Hamburg. They had worked together for years, and had developed a strong bond as they solved case after case together.

Thorsten was tall and rugged, with piercing blue eyes and a wild mane of blond hair. He always wore a black leather jacket, and he had a bit of a daredevil streak. Julia, on the other hand, was petite and slender, with long blonde hair and big brown eyes. She was smart and focused, and she always managed to stay cool under pressure.

One day, as they were working on a particularly tough case, they found themselves alone in Julia's office. Thorsten had just finished telling her about his latest adventure, and Julia was shaking her head in disbelief.

"You are insane," she said, laughing.

Thorsten grinned and shrugged. "I like living on the edge. It keeps things interesting."

Julia rolled her eyes, but she couldn't help but smile. She had always secretly admired Thorsten's fearless spirit, even if it did sometimes get him into trouble.

As they sat there, talking and laughing, Thorsten suddenly leaned forward and took Julia's hand. She looked up at him in surprise, her heart racing as she saw the look of desire in his eyes.

"Julia, I've wanted to do this for a long time," he said, before leaning down and pressing his lips to hers.

Julia's head spun as Thorsten's lips met hers, and she knew that she had been waiting for this moment for a very long time. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him closer, surrendering herself to the heat of his embrace.

As they kissed, Julia knew that she had finally found the love of her life, and she knew that she would always be grateful to have Thorsten by her side.

The end.

[otrtbs]

those joots were made for jalking

and that’s just what they’ll joo. and one of these days these joots are gonna jalk all over you !!!!

[waterinthemouth]

by GRETE JALK

[ursifors]

jeremy in among us: gets imposter with speedy, at the meeting speedy shows up dead with vik having got his role. he then says, out loud in the meeting, "oh, yucky. i don't want that"

omg jalk;fjk;ladsf

[phantomfingers]

Bow chair, Grete Jalk, 1963

[rebelquilled]

i looked up the fc i chose for xayah just because i remembered she’s a singer, but i had never heard her voice...  ended up finding a clip of her from a show she was in and just.  the vibes.  literally slaps this other girl and then breaks her fingers i’m jalk;dfjsak  she pulls off such perfect calm mean girl which is exactly the idea i go for with modern/human xayah lmao.  the clip if you’re interested.