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[lilfriezatyrant]

when he does the biting lip thing

part 2

[wistfulwatcher]

most confused hardest working kitchen staff in all of exandria!

[theskyexists]

the biggest problem i had with the dragon prince is sokka’s voice for callum and the irish accent for rayla. i just cannot take it seriously

warming to her accent, but callum’s voice is just - arghghghghg

also though the king is super cool, the way he tells the story, the humans were just super shit.

ok that heart to heart was better

the fuckin naruto run lol

finding it more palatable now i know viren’s not an actually evil dude, just using dark magic is all

but episode two has got wayyy better pacing

Claudia turns out to be hella powerful and i love that

lol wtf. that line just launched millions of harrow/viren ships

(if the egg wasn’t destroyed why didn’t viren TELL harrow. viren is a shitty friend alright. edit: im thinking, was it claudia?? but she would have been too young. edit edit: viren IS a power-hungry dude, but WHY? what the hell does he want)

how did Rayla INSTANTLY decide to align herself with callum and ezran against renaan??? when he refused to back down. she seems thrilled at fighting him! what the fuck!

the scene-changing feels super unpolished tbh. it’s very realistic - and therefore not super conducive to smooth storytelling. callum goes to see the king like three times in a row. it’s like using the same word over and over in a piece of writing

gotten used to callum’s voice

all callum does at the top of the tower is fail to talk with his dad, lose his voice to viren, get it back, be convinced viren is a villain, get no response to calling his dad, dad, abandon his dad for no reason i can really see.

the plans all fail. viren lashes out and thinks callum is a shitty commoner (lol)

i dont really fuckin understand how from this mess, callum concluded that neither harrow nor renaan would want to return the egg. so little trust in harrow. and yeah, renaan wants to kill harrow, but then rayla goes against him for no real reason - to... distract him from killing harrow - which she shouldn’t particularly care about So Much (if she’s thinking about a feud, then have her reference Callum’s point) and which isn’t worth sacrificing her life for, and which won’t stop him in the long run, and even if she did, she’s willing to go back to protect him AGAIN for ....callum? i don’t get it

like, just go up there with the egg, show it to them elves, show it to harrow. ?

tonally this is fucking weird because they’re like, team-bonding about having a quest now while up in the tower right NOW all their adults are fighting each other to the death lol

ezran has gone from annoying to adorable though

SO ALL THESE GUARDS ARE DEAD!!! AND ALL THE MOONSHADOW ELVES ARE DEAD!!! (i guess?? they weren’t as invincible as they fucking said?? wtf??)

oh right Harrow, IS dead. but not really because clearly and obviously Viren did something.

hoping: that this mess resolves itself in the next episodes as the adopt a travel format.

i can’t tell exactly what makes the narrative so messy. but it feels extremely messy. i need to think about it. i think it’s because it seems super counter intuitive how all these kids are responding to the circumstances

i know they’re trying to be nuanced and create ambiguities. but i don’t know how to feel about it

they still had guards left? to carry the coffin? lol

not sure why mourning the king has to be cut short because of war. like what are they gonna do, the guards dead, apparently zero nobles in this ‘kingdom’, the princes both LOST LOL

and claudia and the brother are both completely unaffected by Harrow’s death. they’re like: damn so tired ugh im gonna have a sip of coffee in this highly sad procession. they don’t give a FUCK. oh callum and ezran are dead ? these kids shrug - i was kinda friends with em but whatever

jfc

lol CLASSIC villain, im gonna usurp the throne now Viren. what the fuck is up with him. one moment he’s like, gotta save YOU! the next he’s like, gonna get me some power

i just canNOT get a read on these characters. i know they’re like supposed to be 15 or something. but can’t tell if callum is responsible or reckless. and rayla seems like such a SUCKER one moment, and the next she’s all chagrined, one moment tormented, the next, thrilled at betraying her people.

also i CANNOT deal with the sense of humour in this. like lets spend time on recounting a stupid dream? WHO CARES. rayla comes in, oh i was so taken with your insecurity lets risk EVERYTHING. i mean??? what a LOSER. why would she give in??

‘no more detours alright?’ THEY ARE GOING ON THE FIRST DETOUR EVER AND  SHE’S OKAYED IT

this winter lodge is like, a tiny house. this king is not very rich. it’s an early king?

there are NO servants in the whole damn castle OR in the winter lodge. just soldiers, always soldiers. it’s just ridiculous. it’s frozen all over again - ROYALTY IS SUPPORTED BY A HUGE UNDERCLASS THAT DOES THE DAY TO DAY STUFF OF LIVING. (apart from it ruining realistic worldbuilding, it also feels like it just forgets about/erases the truth of everyday life, of peace, and of the unprivileged classes)

‘it won’t work, humans and elves don’t trust each other’ - uhhh ok, but why is Callum so sure of this. he has no experience

why has rayla just been ducking around the rafters and running around the roof. could just have chilled out. i appreciate that they wanna show off her cool parkour but it’s been already three times that they play her running around like a very quick ninja as ‘cool! oh wow! stakes!’

SO AMAYA JUST FUCKIN WRECKS RAYLA. i hate how literally every fight in this makes me think: great, now these two idiots are fighting each other for no real reason

OMG ELVES HAVE ONLY FOUR FINGERS?? ok thats a very cool little thing

i know this is like super on the nose storytelling like - hey actually FIGHT racist stereotypes, using them doesn’t fuckin work

but it’s so grating

lol - nobody saw the hostage bullshit comign? nobody is like, hmmmm these boys are going along with this girl suprisingly voluntarily

yeah so harrow’s spirit is definitely in a bird now. did nobody notice that just before Harrow died, he flailed about like a bird?

i can’t keep going

[karnakian]

when will i finally be able to use my daddy leo icons

[hxwkey3]

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tony is just going to have to burn the sheets when he finds out who ruined them

he can’t burn them! those are sacred sheets.

[ashatasha]

fma live action is killing me?? so much??? i M IN LOVE BABES

[hotniatheron]

rewatching babylon berlin always has me like the german psyche is truly something else.....

[loverboyromanroy]

the vatican being on that extradition list jalkfj imagine the pope getting involved in the waystar cruises sex scandal

[waterblight]

oh i also put some time into reading today and i'm so annoyed that i'm not even close to finishing this book adkf;akflaf jalkfj a i think i'm almost halfway done?

[pqwder]

here's what i know abt the untamed: theres like 2 guys who are in love and i think one of them has like? demon powers maybe? and theres like an animated version and a live action one but all i ever see people talk about is the live action one? and dont know which i should watch? All my mutuals love it so i should honestly know more about it jalkfjs. oh also i think the gay men are nobles

you are absolutely right. I think the animated version explains the events a little bit better, the untamed (the live actiong) kinda assumes you know the timelines. But also the second one is the better version cause. gay rights even through censorship babey!

[lilfriezatyrant]

when he does the biting lip thing Part 2

Part 1

[lilfriezatyrant]

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[theskyexists]

i think it’s kind of hilarious and cool how Riley and Will are like the field agents in a war against a force that wishes to absolutely annihilate them, with Nomi as hack backup, while Lito, Kala, Wolfgang, Capheus and Sun are concerned  mostly with their own shit and jump in when they’re needed.

and yes yes they all visit each other and learn from each other and help eachother survive. (my fav stuff)

But seriously they are working as such an oiled unit. But Riley and Will are the soldiers in teh field like.

why is Sun so much in just her bra???? like this is getting a little ridiculous

well WRITERS if Sun had had clothes on she wouldn’t have had so many BLEEDING wounds.

also the way they all held onto her!!!!!

oh my god that flash of Puck’s cluster sibling! SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL HOLY SHIT

AMANITA AND NOMI PROPOSED I GASPED

Lila really was evil. ratting out a fellow sensate. uh...why is she so sadistic? what is it she has against wolfie? just because he rejected her offers of power and shit? what a terrible cluster

ok so miltert or whatever his name is is also a sadist psychopath. What’s with all the HOmo Sensorium is way better at empathy blah blah bullshit propaganda on this show?

i don’t really get how dr milbert can piggback on wolfgang’s connection to kala. nobody else can do that right? am i forgetting the rules?

wolfgang could easily choke on the blood from his bitten tongue?

it’s really easy to hate lila. because she did a truly evil thing. she should be able to feel wolfgang’s pain? if...she chooses it maybe?What ARE the rules? why did she say: ‘they’re coming’? she was not in on Will’s plan.

i feel like the chairman and the secretary are Angelica and Jonas? somehow still betraying their children from beyond the not-grave? That doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I have no clue how Will got where he was? that was very plot holey. (edit: it was sufficiently explained by absence) I don’t really see who saw Jonas. (edit: milt) And what he meant by the choice. Edit: CONSPIRACY

are you serious wolfgang wasn’t in london but Jonas and Milt were?? that doesn’t make any sense.

ok well give me moar of that story! THEY WERE ALL TOGETHER IN THE FLESH!!!

I thought for real that Sun’s brother was gonna get dead but then other priorities took over i spose.

[hotniatheron]

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when i see the word switch i'm like....you mean sexually? jalkfj;ldadofklj

[hotniatheron]

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[wistfulwatcher]

The black powder merchant is literally one of my favorite recurring characters, I love him so much. "I'm taken!" "He's taken! Are you in a relationship?" "No! I'm just taken!!" Everything out of his mouth is GOLD.

NO I’M JUST TAKEN JALKFJ;ALKFJALK he is the cutest!!! It really is, lol.