#jakey boy

[gretavangroove]

Once again sobbing because they’re Brothers™️

[devilat-thedoor]

ANYWAYS.

[sparrowofthedawnsworld]

Jake playing Rockin’ Robin is one of the most evil things he’s ever done

[mnkngt]

“ Entonces. Hueles a lobo. Por lo general, los tipos que conozco que apestan así terminan siendo hombres lobo. ¿Tienes algo que decir al respecto? ” // @detectivewoof​

[wickjump]

i love my hideous awful ugly disgusting terrible no-good horrid petty egotistical full-of-himself hideous angry prissy unpleasant horrible son

[gretavangroove]

he’s so ✨b a b y✨

[formulaonedirection]

Lando and his chosen family 💖

For my most beloved @des-iderate

[sulieykte]

tis only one answer for this I’m afraid

wwyd if you got trapped in a room with these two?

[sparrowofthedawnsworld]

If Jakey was a song 🥹

[goldenhypen]

GUYS i saw jakey today 🥹 up close 🥹🫠 he and all the others were completely unreal. i’ll come back and post my videos of it later cuz my data is rlly crappy rn but omg. omg 🥹 never would i thought i would get to see him. up close. ahhhhhhhh 🫠🫠🫠

[devilat-thedoor]

do you even understand?????

[thefalling-sky]

And if I said this is his best look?

[yeagrave]

you’re closer than you think, Jake…

[ bradley!spiderman sketches below the cut! ]

[wolfisland]

i love introducing people to jakey (the singer, not the mediocre boyfriend meme) like i live for it. i love giving people the shitty white boy guypolar depression cloud rap affliction its my favourite thing to do. if i have to suffer so do you. we're in this together. now listen to these.

[buckymorelikefuckme]

i’ve been watching those videos on youtube where those guys mow and clean up overgrown lawns and stuff (bc it’s calming and satisfying and my brain needs that so bad rn)

but it’s got me thinking…

you’ve just bought an adorable fixer-upper cottage, and the front yard and backyard are becoming miniature forests, so you call a few local lawn care services to see if anyone would be willing to take it on. you’re disappointed but not surprised when they all say no bc of how much work it’ll be. but then, the last place you call says sure, they’ll do it, and you’re so relieved and say thank you a million times. and then the guys show up to do the work, and…

i’m picturing ari, and steve, and maybe throw in my baby jake, and hell, might as well include curtis.

so you’re obviously like holy shit i’ve hit the jackpot??? and you’re quickly finding any and every excuse to be outside while they work. you offer to help, even though you don’t actually want to, and you’re half relieved half bummed when they politely decline. and then you bring out some ice cold water since they’re working in the blazing sun for hours on end. you ask them if they brought lunch, you could make something for them, it wouldn’t be a bother at all, please let me!

and tbh i don’t really know where i wanted this to go but just…. IMAGINE with me 😍🤤😵‍💫

[runa-falls]

everyone shut the fuck up -- theres more

thanks to @soft-girl-musings omg

if y'all were wondering, this is how i imagine jake:

so while you read cocktails, this is the man ur fucking 👀 🫣