#jake rosenbloom

[anonaga]

ranking amy's love interests except im right

evan > ian > sinead (if she counts) > jake

evan: 10/10, always doing his best to take care of her and put her first, only flaw? none, he didnt do anything wrong and in my eyes he didnt die

ian: 8.5/10, usually looking out for amy, did try to kill her a few times give or take but he's silly, flaws? tried to kill her and her family like 8 times and picked on evan

sinead: 7/10, did kinda betray amy and everyone but lesbians can be lesbians if they so-damn-well-want-to, flaws? betrayal, and she's a red head, bonus points cuz i love her brothers

jake: 0/10, no chemistry, built on physical attraction, feelings made no sense, best friend potential? yes, relationship potential? NO. FUCK JAKE

[krolein]

In the book it's often said that Jake has an extremely attractive appearance.

I accidentally found this photo on the Internet and now I imagine Jake like this:

(Adult Jake, maybe)

[mediodedios]

Latest 39 Clues recap video is up! 4/6th of the way through Cahills vs Vespers!

[ian-kabra]

also, there's a random mention to jake being able to understand/speak multiple languages, including and it's explicitly said, hindi

they never mention ian knowing any indian language despite the fact that he's also good with languages (he has some knowledge in german, french and italian that comes to mind now) and realistically he should know at least hindi and maybe urdu/any language from around where the kabras would reasonably come from

the kabra's indian heritage is the biggest waisted potential of the 39 clues

are you telling me these two siblings who canonically love fashion never made one dramatic appearance in a kurta or a lehenga or anything????? they can make a billion jokes about ian being english but not one reference to him being indian??? mentioning tea at every paragraph but never chai??? there were many opportunities of giving it a shout out at the very least but the fact that it's completely overlooked except for brief ambiguous passages is outrageous

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

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I was tagged by: @andtherestishistory13

What book are you currently reading?

Dark Archives by Megan Rosenbloom! “A librarian’s investigation into the science and history of anthropodermic bibliopegy; books bound in human skin.” I’ve just started it, but its absolutely enthralling. I’ve always been interested in the history of corpse rights as it pertains to bodily autonomy in minorities. 

What do you usually wear?

Flowy black skirts, little tops with lighter layers and long flowy sleeves, also typically in black. And lots of silver rings and necklaces. Think Stevie Nicks but goth.

How tall are you?

5′3 {though I feel I should’ve be taller.}

What’s your star sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or historical event? 

I’m a pisces! & My birthday is International Women’s Day!

Do you go by your name or a nickname?

Just my first name, though my family often calls me my first+middle, or just middle name. 

Did you grow up to become what you wanted as a child?

I had a lot of different ideas of what I wanted to be as a kid, but I’m still an artist and humanitarian, so in a way yes.

What is something you’re good at vs something you’re bad at?

I’m pretty good at picking up different art mediums that interest me. I’m not good learning different languages, I’ve tried and failed many hahahaha.

If you draw/write/create what’s your favorite thing that you’ve done created? 

One of my favorite original paintings, came to me in a dream. 

Dogs or cats?

I’ve grown up with dogs, but I want my own cat some day.

What’s something you would like to create content for?

I don’t have a specific subject in mind, but I definitely want to start painting again. Maybe do commissions or something.

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?

...other than GVF? foraging, baking, my eclectic fashion/decor sense. Social issues; currently doing a lot of research displacement of native americans.

What’s something you were excited for and turned out to be disappointing?

I was gonna try and travel this summer, but I have to focus on moving out and potentially finding a job with more hours, idk if that counts since it hasn’t happened yet.

What’s a hidden talent of yours?

I use to sing opera, and horseback ride (english style), I’m also pretty flexible cause I did ballet for 8 years. None of these have day-to-day applications though hahahaa

What’s something you wish you had at this moment?

an apartment. money. a cat. a girlfriend.

If you’re up for it, I tag: @star-boxer @satans-helper @kkdarling @lunaindigoraven @jake-kiszkas-smirk 

[yakalll]

Amy: So are we going to do Plan B?

Dan: Technically, that would be Plan G.

Jake: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a Plan Q?

Dan: Yeah, but you die in Plan Q.

Ian: Let’s do Plan Q.

[triviareads]

A story of treachery, romance, but like, mostly treachery, scheming, and a healthy dose of plotting.

[marvelfanfn2187a113]

One of my biggest problems with the Jamy ship (other than the simple fact that I hate Jake and ship Amian), is that Jake had absolutely no respect for Amy at all. He didn’t respect her enough to leave her alone when she had a boyfriend, and he spent the entire series arguing with every decision she made, disrespecting her position as the leader at every turn. I also feel like the second and third series just ruined Amy as a character. She went from the shy stuttering book girl that almost everyone could relate to, to this girl who could beat up 5 grown men, completely and without explanation lost her stutter, and was the kind of absolute trash that would cheat on her boyfriend! It made no sense and infuriated me. Sorry rant over

@le-ekaterina I saw a post of yours today about Evamy, Jamy and Amyan and I didn't read everything because I didn't understand all the words and because it was too long but in the end you said that you would like to debate with someone about it. So let's go.

I am an Amyan shipper. I don't hate Jake despite making jokes about hating him all the time. I just think that he is a very expendable character compared to others who died and that for me were more important to the history and the plot than him, such as: William McIntyre, Natalie Kabra, Irina Spasky, Alistair Oh and so on.

As I said before, I don't really like relationships between non-Cahills and Cahills because for me people who are not Cahills do not understand the complicated functioning of this family.

Evamy was better as a friendship. Individually talking Evan was a really cute and loyal guy and WAY MORE than Amy deserved.

Jamy for me is just...I hate Jamy but I'm gonna try to see your point. Jake and Amy met. Jake hated Dan and his friendship with Atticus and think with me: Although Amy and Dan fight, as normal siblings do, they loved each other. And after going through the clue hunt, they must love each other even more considering that they almost lost each other so many times. So Amy liking so much someone who hated her brother seems like an inconceivable and unreal idea to me. About Ian he seems to hate Dan more for fun. Although Ian doesn't like him very much, I never saw Ian underestimate Dan's intelligence like Jake did. And if something happened to Ian, I bet Dan would miss him and see Saladin and Ian fighting and more. Ian and Dan for me had everything to be a dynamic duo. Returning to Jamy:Amy thinks he's cute and Jake thinks she's cute.

Then Jake starts to flirt with her even though he knows she has a boyfriend. Ian did this Just a couple of times the series and it was more to tease her. Even though Ian still liked Amy, he respected Amy's new boyfriend. He even had a friendship that I liked a lot with Evan. Then we have Amy cheating. Jake never showed for me anything for Amy other than finding her beautiful and the same with Amy. Them they just showed up kissing and saying super mushy and disgusting things to each other out of nowhere made zero sense.

You said that the best characters are the ones that we can identify with and in this part I fully agree with you. But for me, cheating has no forgiveness, so that is not at all relatable to me. I understand that Amy was very pressured and nervous but she had opportunities to break up with Evan. It was evident that she wanted to involve as few non-Cahills as possible in CvS so she could break up with him and send him home. And she would have done the same with Jake and Atticus if Atticus was not a guardian. Then Evan dies and they get together. I'm sorry but you can't say Jamy got a good development when it clearly didn't.

Going to Amyan. Amy always thought Ian was good-looking. On Ian's side, he just thought she was smart but too shy and certainly wouldn't be his type. And that changes on The Sword Thief. They start to flirt, to fall in love and then Ian and Natalie arrests her, Dan and Alistair in the South Korean cave. But Ian knew they wouldn't die. There were bats in the cave and if there were bats it had an entrance and an exit.

He knew that Amy would be smart enough to find that way out. He didn't want to kill her just to scare her and Dan to give up the hunt. PETER LERANGIS CONFIRMED IT. And then in the other books we have a little bit of Amyan but nothing like The Sword Thief but you can see that Amyan's mutual attraction is still there. Honestly if the authors wanted to start something with Jamy they should have ended what they had with Amyan first. Because Amyan got more chemestry and more development than Evamy and Jamy in ONLY ONE BOOK than these two on many books.

And also Say to me that Jake is more charismatic than Ian for me is a joke. Ian is one of the most charismatic characters of THE WHOLE SERIES. If Jake were really more charismatic he would be more loved and almost the entire fandom hates him. And Ian I didn't see even a single person on the fandom who didn't love him. The boy is not only charismatic, he is also iconic, sassy and badass. He also got a extremely good character evolution what Jake should have and he didn't and Evan didn't even had a chance to have.

The biggest problem with Jamy that overcomes all the other ones is that they introduced a new asshole boy (Jake) to Amy when she already had an asshole boy (Ian). It was an unnecessary repetition. And Ian lost everything and yet he had an incredible and convincing and coherent redemption arc for me. And Ian had reasons to be an asshole: His mother literally trained, taught and manipulated him to be like that. And Jake compared to other characters is simply uninteresting and for me if he was there or not it wouldn't make a difference.

So...I think It's that.

[reciprothirst]

all aboard the meme train

i’m aware i’m terrible we miss you evan

[iankabra]

i was bored recently so I drew Sammy, Ian, and Jake from the 39 clues. 

[soullessgingersociopath]

Okay, this is the sort of thing that pisses me off. Why is this line in the book? It serves absolutely no purpose in advancing plot, characterization, or mood. At no other point in the series have any of the characters been faced with the insurmountable challenge of paying admission to a museum (they’re normally more worried about how they’re going to get around the museum’s security while stealing some priceless artifact).

The only purpose this line serves (as far as I can tell) is to express the author’s political viewpoint: he supports the government funding of museums. Awesome--I don’t care! It doesn’t matter whether I agree or not; that line has no purpose in the story!

Yet another reason David Baldacci and Day of Doom are two of the worst things that ever happened to the 39 Clues.

[anonaga]

so lets not talk about how i've been gone for months and lets talk about t39c

SO. popular t39c ships/friendships as laufey songs because uhmmm.... why tf not...

tedalie: while you were sleeping

danatalie (as much as i hate this ship...): james

amian: i wish you love

evamy: second best (the gals who get it get it)

jamilton: like the movies

aminead: magnolia

also hate this one but jakemy: falling behind

atticudan: letter to my 13 year old self

nataoenix: haunted

samellie: lovesick

nedmilton: promise

i might do more. give me recommendations if yall see this, miiight do the same ships with mitski or conan gray or lady gaga. i dunno!!

[krolein]

I'm experimenting with watercolor brushes.

Today - Jake Rosenbloom.

Fandom: The 39 clues 🫶🏼

[disneydeb1928]

Amy: Hey, look at this. Got my mission, got my boys. So, my work here begins!

Ian: We are NOT her boys.

Dan: Yeah, we are.

Hamilton, Jonah, Jake, Evan: Yeah, we are.

[elcinelateleymickyandonie]

JACKIE COOGAN.

Filmography

1917 Skinner's Baby

1919 The Pleasure of a Day

1921 The boy

1921 Peck's Bad Boy

1921 my son

1922 Nice and friendly

1922 Problem Danny, the boy

1922 Oliver Twist

1923 Daddy

1923 Circus Days

1923 Long live the king

1924 A boy from Flanders Nello

1924 Hello Frisco

1924 Little Robinson Crusoe

1925 The Rag Man

1925 Old Clothes

1927 Johnny getting a haircut

1927 The Bugle Call

1927 Buttons

1930 Free and easy

1930 Tom Sawyer

1931 Finn Cranberry

1931 Skippy

1935 House in Sight

1938 College swing

1939 Million Dollar Legs

1939 Sky Patrol

1942 Queen of Broadway

1947 Kilroy was here

1948 French license

1951 Skipalong Rosenbloom

1951 Varieties on parade

1952 Women Outlaw

1953 Table of Lost Women

1953 Actress

1955 Escape from Terror

1956 The proud

1957 The Buster Keaton Story

1957 The Joker is Wild

1957 Eighteen and Anxious

1958 Lonely Hearts

1958 High School Confidential!

1958 Children of Space

1958 There is no place to land

1959 Quarter Moon Night

1959 The Beat Jake Generation

1959 The great operator

1960 Sex kittens go to college

1962 When the girls take over

1965 John Goldfarb, please come home

1965 Happy Girl Sergeant

1966 A Fine Madness

1966 Clown Alley

1968 The Shakiest Gun in the West

1968 Rogue Gallery

1969 Marlowe

1973 US Marshal

1974 the ghost of hollywood

1975 Lucy is lucky

1975 The Caper Mystery of the Manchu Eagle Murder

1975 The Specialists

1976 Won Ton Ton, The Dog Who Saved Hollywood

1976 Sherlock Holmes in New York

1977 Halloween with the new Addams family

1979 Human experiments

1980 Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype

1980 The Children Who Knew Too Much

1984 The dam.

Créditos: Tomado de Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Coogan

[luxuriousmalfoy]

okay so my friend and i took march to read all the 39 clues books (except cahill files, so just the main 26 books) and i am obsessed. i have named two things after characters. i am obsessed w ham, ian and jonah, and also i HATE jake rosenbloom (atticus can stay tho).

pls tell me there are other fans left in this world bc i’m about to start writing some fics and my friend is making tik toks about it and i am just begging for other people to actually be out there lmao