#jagr bobblehead

[nottodayjustin]

March 14th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

Happy Jagr bobblehead heist day to all who celebrated

[stereax]

The full story in a paywall-free link!

[puckbitchesgetmoney]

i’m not sure how or why i came up with this but, here we are…

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Hockey players with their bobbleheads...

Lol, I didn't think there would be more than one picture like above. Possibly more to come...

[icehockey-obsessed]

JAROMÍR NO

[brisingr-sword]

they're turning the 18k stolen jagr bobbleheads into shivs to stab caesar with

[butterflyintochains]

I completely agree on this, Jem. I'm kinda thinking in the way of an existential crisis of: ''If Kris is a criminal, why is he hot?'' like the Loki girlies back in the day. He's terrified, he's in awe, he's in love, and life's just fucking amazing right now. Everyone is telling him to get Kris to just give them all back, and he's like: ''No, let him cook, he did nothing wrong.'' He knows he shouldn't find this so sexy, but he does. He's never found Kris sexier, and the whole situation is just too funny to care about, they love the chaos, so the Letang-Karlssons win.

In light of the Jagr bobblehead heist, do we think Erik is currently stressed tf out at home rn? Y'know, he's harbouring a fugitive from a heist he likely aided and abetted in. Kris is just pretending everything's normal, but their basement is filled with a fuckton of the stolen bobbleheads. Erik is sitting by the fireplace having an existential crisis about the man he's married to, meanwhile Kris is serenely cooking dinner or something.

Honestly I think Erik is so generally impressed and endeared by everything Kris does that he’d mostly just be amused, maybe even brag about it, a la :

[sportsthoughts]

ok friends, we're here at the end of the season so

[naanima]

We won.

So, is there anything else we can sacrifice around the same level as the 17,999 JAGR BOBBLEHEADS? Maybe if the PPG runs out of ice cream and Jagr's disappointment will POWER A WIN?

Also, queue "I Touch Myself".

[annieqattheperipheral]

Jaromir Jagr Jersey Retirement Announcement

The Penguins will raise two-time Stanley Cup Champion Jaromir Jagr's no. 68 jersey to the rafters at PPG Paints Arena on February 18 versus the Los Angeles Kings as part of a pre-game celebration.

As part of the 'Celebrate 68' festivities, all fans in attendance that night will receive a replica Jagr No. 68 banner. In addition, a commemorative Jagr bobblehead has been added as a giveaway to all fans in attendance on Thursday, March 14 versus the San Jose Sharks.

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[marcandreyuri]

hey remember last season when kris letang stole 18,500 jagr bobbleheads

[hawkeyefierce]

the jagr bobbleheads have been SAVED

[cornwatcheshockey]

i’m sorry but the jagr bobbleheads being stolen is actually incredibly funny to me

[puckbitchesgetmoney]

another one, thank you

[wonderlustxennial]

“They said, ‘Well, we don’t know all the details, but apparently the trucking company is in touch with’ — and this is the first time I heard the word — ‘the extortionists.’”—Brian Acklin, Penguins Director of Business Operations

That's right, people. The Jágr bobbleheads weren't just stolen, they were held as part of an extortionist plot. Extortion. For. BOBBLEHEADS.

Gotta love dumb criminals.

Credit to the Penguins organization for taking the whole thing seriously. The article discusses how container theft has exploded since the beginning of the pandemic. And Ned hit the nail on the head:

“It’s only bobbleheads...But what if it had been something really important, something like medicine?"—Alex Nedeljkovic

Thank you for that much-needed perspective, Ned. We love you. Like, A LOT. Now, go clown the Blue Jackets again for me tomorrow.

[cidnangarlond]

anyway who the fuck steals 18,000 jaromir jagr bobbleheads. who would even WANT that many of him