#jagerdernacht

[thetrashywritingwitch]

jagerdernacht replied to your post “me, writing about yawns while yawning: �� wow, what a world…”

that's actually a psychological thing, like, when you see someone yawn you yawn, has something to do with empathy or something idk i forgot the details but i think it may work when you like...read about it?

all i wrote was “yawns” and i yawned immediately afterwards lol like i’m fully aware of the “if you see someone yawn you also feel like-

I DID IT AGAIN I YAWNED JUST TYPING ABOUT IT

god, brains are fascinating and weird yall

[giranswife]

Congrats on the wedding! Also, since Katsuki is 18 he can come to the after party right? Not that he'd listen if you said no because he really thinks I'm gonna get my ass in trouble (totally didn't try to grab the champagne)

Thanks hon!!! Lolololol okay but I totally expected some alcohol to be swiped 😂😂😂 and also I definitely of course expected y’all to crash the wedding more than anything else to be quite honest with you,, he’ll I even planned for it XDDD just know that uhm,, lots of people will be watching very very closely 😂😂😂😂 just to make sure things go without a hitch

[skittlewaffle]

For the takeover, how do you all cheer your partner up if they're upset?

Ink: I give her a blanket, snacks, and plenty of water. If she’s up for it, I hold her close and give her lots of smooches~ Sometimes, I draw a quick comfort doodle for her!

Kay: I cheer him on and give encouraging advice.. along with some comforting bed cuddles~ I also give him stuff like flowers and other trinkets to remind him that he’s very special to me.

Spinel: I either give her my world famous hug, or I do what I do best.. just clowning around! Goofin off! Showin’ her what real fun looks like~ Dunno if it makes her feel any better, but if anyone caused her to be upset.. *chuckles* they’re gettin’ a good walloping! >:)

Ametrine: I stroke her hair and sing her a lullaby. She always seems so peaceful then...~

Acker: I prepare her a warm bath; it helps relax the muscles. I make sure the environment puts her at ease; sometimes I use scented candles~

Ember: I encourage him and remind him of how beautiful and strong he is. Often, I pack him some pre-game snacks and leave positive notes for him in his bag.

Angel: I give the little rascal some time to wiggle out all that bad energy. Dunno why I keep lettin’ her fall asleep on me afterwards; I can hardly do anything’ but lie there and text er somethin’ without wakin her up! But I’ll admit, it’s nice seein’ such a ball of rainbows and dreams all pooped out after a long day.

Cirrus: I play with him!~

[self-shipping-angel]

Wait you and Levi have a BNHA AU?

OMG YES!!!! @shiroeswife and Shiroe are part of it too! I don’t really have much nailed down except that we all met as students at UA. I haven’t even figured out Levi and I’s quirks. But what I do know is that in this AU, Asui is Levi and I’s biological daughter and Iida is Shiroe and Ashley’s son!

[candied-viscera]

Both Katsuki and Kirishima for the character meme?

oh this is easy @jagerdernachtKatsuki

Eijirou

[mangosdoodles-moved]

Between you and Germany, who proposed and how did it go down? ~jagerdernacht

(( @jagerdernacht ))

There’s an entire post for that!

[clementineviolet]

If you can throw mac n cheese on pizza then I would throw an entire fruit salad on my pizza including pineapple

LISTEN there is a fucking difference between putting something that is CHEESY on something that ALREADY HAS CHEESE

and putting FRESH ASS FRUIT (yes i know tomato is a fuckin fruit but its BAKED ON THERE AND IT DONT TASTE LIKE A FRUIT) on a fuckin pizza 

[monsterkiss]

@jagerdernacht that's perfectly fine by me personally esp since I'm in my 20s

[corruptedshiped]

M6 looked down, somewhat sheepishly, scratching at the floor with their boot.

“They’ve tried.” Bucky grumbled. “Believe me, it was not my idea of fun.”

M6 tried to take Bucky on a somewhat aerobatic flight once. Bucky prefers to keep his feet on solid ground because by god how does one do anything when you’re dangling from your partner’s arms as they weave around buildings in downtown New York?

@jagerdernacht

[lieutenantsayeko]

Okay, but how would the kids react to some other people the parents know? Like Erwin, or Hanji for example. What do they think of me? XD

((Thanks for asking :) Sorry about formatting as I’m on mobile. And hopefully the app doesn’t eat half of my response 😓))

Furlan respects Erwin, but does NOT appreciate his dad jokes. As for Izzy, he’s one of the few people she actually listens too; she won’t admit it but he intimidates her. He always anticipates her plots.

Isabel loves Hanji! She’s always excited to help with her experiments, not so much because she’s interested in learning, more that she likes the unpredictability. Plus Hanji is always up to help with Izzy’s pranks.

Isabel thinks you’re totally awesome! And if it weren’t for her big brother looking out for her (ruining her fun in her words), she would absolutely beg you to teach her how to make deals with demons and that sorta thing. Furlan doesn’t act like it, but he does think you’re cool. I mean what 12 yr old wouldn’t think a half demon half dragon was the coolest thing ever? But he is far more weary of getting in trouble than Isabel is.

[yerawizardlevi-blog]

Eren's scared that you're going to make him clean afterward so he told me to dare you to put glitter on Erwin's eyebrows XD

Levi sighs with an exasperated look, “Why did I agree to this?” He gets up and leaves.

About half an hour later, there’s a knock on his door but the visitor doesn’t wait for a response.

“Levi, the next time you see the Weasley twins make them run all day for me. And Sayeko, tell me you’ve got something that can fix this?”

Trying to keep a straight face, Levi answers, “Sure thing.. Commander Fabulous.”

[thetrashywritingwitch]

*puts cheeze whiz on baby carrots and eats them while staring down all of the pineapple pizza haters*

i...this is so cursed

i forgot cheeze whiz exists because its terrible its not cheese its like orange styrofoam in a can ;lakjslf;j

[giranswife]

Headcanon that Giran uses his money to spoil you and take you to fancy ass restaurants

Aaaaaaa this isn’t a headcanon it’s CANON 😂😂 he definitely does this constantly and it freaking kills me. Like I’m not gonna complain at all and I love that he likes to do that and it’s his money so what am I gonna do yknow. He can spend it how he wants but aldnsosnsks god it flustered me when he picks the fanciest places and dinners and shit. Doesn’t spare a single penny with me and it kills me.

[shiroe-is-my-baby]

HEY KIDS GET IN THE VAN WE'RE DING DONG DITCHING LUCIFER

Sage: “Okay, cool. I’m up for it.”

Ariana: “Um… did you just say… Lucifer?”

Sage: “C'mon, Ari, don’t be a wimp.”

Ariana: “I’m not being a wimp! I just didn’t hear correctly… okay maybe I’m a little worried. Does Dad know? He’s not gonna like this.”

[self-shipping-angel]

❌🎭⌛️🐛🍽🦑🎻 for Levi?

YEEEEE thanks!!!

❌ Any bad habits your f/o has?

Let's see, not going to bed when he should, overworkinghimself, drinking caffeinated tea late at night….

 🎭 does your f/o bottletheir anger?

To a degree, yes but also no. If he's in a dangeroussituation where he needs to keep a clear head, then absolutely and he will usethat anger to his best advantage. However, if the situation is less threateningor someone dares to call me Mudblood, he doesn't hold back, he will rip them anew one.

 ⌛️ Is your f/o impatient orpatient?

Oh, Levi is definitely impatient and this is why he's so badat potions and cooking. However, he has been getting better at being patient and his cooking has been improving.

 🐛 Is your f/o scared ofbugs?

Not one bit, which is great for me cause it means he'll takecare of any creepy crawlies that dare come into our home.

 🍽 f/o's favorite kind offood (spicy, salty, sour, sweet etc)

He prefers savory foods, dishes that are hearty and full offlavor as opposed to being salty. Levi can tolerate some heat, but he'd ratherjust enjoy his meal without it. He does have a bit of a sweet tooth, but thatmostly shows when it comes to my baking.

 🦑 Is your f/o a touchyperson or no?

In public, hardly at all, but when it's just the two of usit's a whole different story. Levi and I are both really touch starved so we'reboth happiest when we're close to each other. He always has to be touching meor holding me in some way.

 🎻 Does your f/o play aninstrument?

Actually, Hermione has been helping Levi learn to play pianorecently. They only just started so he is still has a ways to go, but hecertainly has a knack for it.

[candied-viscera]

Gotta send a recipe for you and Kirishima: Three pounds of MANLINESS, a fuck ton of muscles, a bag of rocks, a whole tablespoon of red food coloring, eight ounces of meat, a teaspoon of ground up shark teeth (no sharks harmed in the process), and a single shared braincell :3

YUH TBH YOU RIGHT THIS IS KIRINIKI IN ITS BARE ESSENTIALS