#jacob scenecore

[faerier0t]

🧡 happy birthday cobi !! 🧡

[angelyearn]

[420buttholesmoved]

Twilight but make it trans rights

[myspace-era-freak]

[homophobicpunz]

these are so fun to make omg

[dolliedreamdream]

jus thinking abt how weird it must’ve been 4 bella 2 choose between jacob n edward. like, do i choose my best friend or dis random stranger. i choose da stranger

[unconditionallyeffervescent]

Howls ring from the distance..across the fields we see hoards of teenagers flocking to the location the story file was found..teased hair, skinny jeans, and twilight shirts..they are proclaiming they were born in the wrong era as they chew on their hoodie sleeves and write =^_^= RAWR xD on one another with sharpies

The year is 2035. We’re all actual adults, some of us with kids called Rosalie and Leah, others no longer writing fics about Bella’s bussy. The world is finally at peace.

Out of nowhere the satanic mormon housewife attacks. She announces that she has rewritten New moon from Jacob’s perspective. “Blood crescent”. We riot.

This happens every ten years till Robert Pattinson finally has enough and fights her in a field of snow. He defeats the evil. 100 or so years pass. A child called 8-e:lay (Pronounced Hayleigh) finds an old file, it’s titled “Sunlight” ...the Seth Clearwater story...

[weed-cat]

baptizedinmyspit sideblog tour

everyone blame @theghostthathauntsurlocalmansion for enabling this. some urls have been redacted because i don’t want them linked to this blog, but every single one of the exactly 50 sideblogs i have will be at least referenced. yeah i have cringe ass fandom blogs yes im an mcyt stan yes im an age regressor nyah nah nah nah nahh unfollow me about it if ur mad lol. 

okay here we go

@wilburapologist - set up, currently active - 181 followers - my general mcyt/dsmp blog. mostly reblogs. 

@mcytagere - set up, on hiatus - 636 followers - my blog for mcyt/dsmp fandom agere content. mostly original content and asks with some reblogs. 

@[redacted] - set up, formerly active - 383 followers - my general 5 Seconds Of Summer blog. mostly reblogs. 

@anotherwilbur - set up, currently active - 7 followers (lol get fucked Wil) - one of my headmates’ blogs idk what he gets up to over there ask him

@undeadscenecore - set up, currently active - 3,559 followers - my scenecore aesthetic blog. mostly reblogs and some original photography.

@polydysautonomic - set up, currently active - 22 followers - my physical disability advocacy/awareness blog. mostly reblogs.

@[redacted] - set up, currently active - 0 followers - my vent blog. mostly original vent posts. 

@tech-za - set up, currently active - 17 followers - my blog centered around Ph1lza and Technoblade’s friendship (NOT a ship blog). mostly reblogs. 

@sapnap-kinnie - set up, formerly active - 1 follower - my feral crew (Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Karl Jacobs, Quackity) blog. all reblogs. mostly abandoned and content that would have gone there is now redirected to wilburapologist . moderate potential to reactivate at some point. 

@george-notfound - set up, formerly active - 18 followers - my Georgenotfound-centric blog. mostly reblogs. same activity situation as sapnap-kinnie. 

@toblr - set up, currently active - 8 followers - our blog for my headmate Toby, posted on by multiple people in my system. only interact with this blog if all of your interactions would be 100% sfw, Toby is a child. mostly reblogs. 

@polymorphic-punishments - set up, currently active - 0 followers - another one of my headmates’ blogs, same deal as anotherwilbur. 

@pogchamppogpack - set up, not really active - 3 followers - blog that i made for my /p /hj ABO pack with two of my friends. i’m the alpha in case you were wondering. mostly reblogs. potential for occasional activity. 

@whumpwrite - set up, currently active - 3 followers - my writing blog, mostly fic writing, decent bit of pro-ao3 posting. mostly reblogs. 

@turbohell-castiel - set up, not really active - 4 followers - my supernatural blog. i mostly just spn post on main now. mostly reblogs. low potential for reactivation. 

@empoweredmenominee - set up, currently active - 18 followers - my blog centered around indigenous cultures and issues we face. mostly reblogs with some original posts.

@pop-punk-agere - set up, formerly active - 65 followers - my general age regression blog with a theme of pop punk music. i used to post there a lot but a lot of the things i posted there started going to mcytagere when my mcyt fixation set in. mostly reblogs and original littleposting. high potential for reactivation. 

@[redacted] - set up, currently active - 247 followers - my kink/nsft blog. mostly original posts with some reblogs.

@stillinthemerlinfandom - set up, formerly active - 14 followers - my BBC merlin blog. i’m still a fan of merlin but the fandom is just So Dead that i don’t bother with it (said with respect to the people who are still active). mostly original posts. low potential to reactivation. 

@unsolved-wheeze-sigh - set up, formerly active - 15 followers - my buzzfeed unsolved/watcher entertainment blog. mostly reblogs. low potential for reactivation. 

@[redacted] - set up, formerly active - 220 followers - my [redacted fandom] incorrect quotes blog (redacted because it’d be easy to find if you knew what fandom it was for). mostly original posts. low potential for reactivation. 

@polygon-unraveled - set up, very occasionally active - 32 followers - my polygon gaming/BDG blog. mostly reblogs. low potential for full reactivation. 

@biconjaskier - set up, formerly active - 1 follower - my blog for netflix’s The Witcher. mostly reblogs. low potential for reactivation. 

@actualstutter - partially set up, waiting to activate - 0 followers - the blog that i intend to make for advocacy and awareness for people who have the speech impediment of chronic stuttering. will activate at some point in the future. 

@diagnosedbpd - partially set up, waiting to activate - 0 followers - currently private until setup is complete - the blog that i intend to make for borderline personality disorder issues and awareness. will activate at some point in the future. 

@[redacted] - set up, formerly active - 38 followers - fandom-specific nsfw blog. mostly original posts. low potential for reactivation. 

@devynndavynnandemotionaldylynn - set up, formerly active - 9 followers - my blog for some random alt bands, mostly waterparks and palaye royale. mostly reblogs. low potential for reactivation. 

AND THAT IS ALL OF THE ONES THAT ARE COMPLETELY/PARTIALLY SET UP. here’s a quick list of all the other urls that i have for some reason or another. @dbtofficial @wedancethedanceofitaly @dsmpagere @benchtrioapologist @antarcticduo @ranbooprotectionsquad @transranboo @biranboo @ph1lzakinnie @wilbursoot-kinnie @jackmanifoldhotel @fundyenjoyer @syndicateenjoyer @catboy-omega @dsmpgender @dragthelakeandbringmehomeagain @taylor404 @wilbursootanti @makeupisfuckinggreatforaguy @[redacted] @[redacted] @weed-cat 

thank you for coming to my TED talk. 

[kandikiddo]

Hai !! I'm Karl. This is my over exaggerated blog where I post stuff abt ME. Kandi/aesthetic/fictive stuff/my interests. BTW I am a c!Karl Jacobs fictive !! I am not a dsmp fan I'm just a fictive

My pronouns:

^^ PLS check before referring to me. I also hoard xenogenders because I'm nonhuman and they're what I relate to most with my identity.

I dont really have any sexuality labels aside from polyamoruous!! I am very very very polyam. I'm currently with my fiancés Nikkie and Quackity (Nikkie at @c0rpsel0rd Quackity at @uncorazonderramado), my boyfriend Foolish, my boyfriend Wilbur/Jubilee! (Wilbur is @wilbyitjubilee), and my partner Blues!!

I belong to @arcadefucggz (arcade sys). I am the current co-gatekeeper of our system :]

I do not tag things like food for my sake. I do not tag caps. I do tag triggering content. My blog has a general eyestrain warning but if I post to certain tags I do tag eyestrain.

tag list (will expand as I start posting!)

⏳️ (General posting! for when it's just me posting on my silly lil blog)

🐤;Ducky (Quackity!)

🐼;Pandas (Nikkie!)

🦊;Fox (Wilbur/Jubilee!)

🦈;Sharkie (Foolish!)

🐇;Bunny (Blues!)

🐸;Frogger (Boomer!)

🌹;Rose (Eret!)

🦎;Slime (Charlie!)

📖;Amnisia (A tag where I post about memories, either for keepsakes or to talk about the amnesia I've expirienced. This tag may work as a journal)

🪶;Tales (A tag where I might talk about my experiences time traveling)

🌈;Antonymph (A tag where I talk about internet culture, scenecore, scene, scene rivival, cringecore, and things related to that)

🔎;Gender (Kinda self explainitory! Tag where I talk about gender, xenogenders, pronouns, gender coining, and what gender feels like cuz I was born genderless)

🔮;Gummy (unhuman posting.)

🎨;Art (Art tag!)

🪡;Kandikiddo (Kandi tag!)

���;Jukebox (Tag where I talk about music or post song lyrics ^-^)

🎭;:( (Dream/Punz talk. Venting or talking about my expirience with them. This is a neg tag.)

🐸;Bog Dweller (posts abt my frog BAB)

[myspace-era-freak]

One of the Twilight-Themed Rooms in the Pacific Inn Motel in Forks, Washington that you can still book to this day! <3

[djbead123]

You must b real fun at parties.

i will never let a rich stan have my approval or validation of ANYTHING. if they tell me “rich likes apples!” i’m replying with “he’s deathly allergic to apples actually”