#jacktext

[fist-fullofstars]

i hope i am not only a friend to you but also the thing haunting your narrative

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: damn hell... Jackson: that's disappointing. i at least bring charm and good looks to the table Jackson: black is the only color of sweats i own @helenasoarcs

Helena: it would be good for the taxes though. Helena: i'll hold you to that, and to sweeten the deal, i bring nothing to the table. Helena: what color sweats? we'd look so cute matching.

[quinpaulson]

Private txt: @jackreaganrp

Waiting for you 💕

[dykeschlatt]

the best part about stardew valley is the fact that after only like 5 hours of playing the game i can understand like 98% of the memes on the sdv memes subreddit

[ginapuck]

text to jack.

gina: so...how'd all this with mikey's dad happen?

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: good because i'm the best Jackson you've got Jackson: i imagine if you texted someone out of the country that they would've tried to tell you that they're a nigerian prince Jackson: i'm gonna take you on that offer

Darcy: ew Darcy: no I dont know another Jackson Darcy: thankfully lol Darcy: you should believe it cuz it's true. At least I still ended up contacting someone from AB! I'm glad it wasn't out of the country cuz if it was it could've cost me extra on my phone bill Darcy: if you wanna watch a movie and eat pizza, then come over. Darcy: I'm at Ocean Crest, as always @jacksonxellis

[dadishtheradish]

what the fuck this is such a specific callout why are they talking to me specifically

[briezyxthomas-blog]

text to jack.

Brie: hey! how'd talking to bryce go!

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: the spare key is in the same space if it's locked Jackson: yeah, well... welcome back Jackson: could've given me a warning (unsent) Jackson: hopefully it works out for you. @bellshq

Bella: i'll be there in a few Bella: i wasn't sure of the details until i got there Bella: some of us actually wants to make a better life for themselves and needs a good degree for that [unsent] Bella: it's a scam but it is what it is. / @jacksonxellis

[justinsthesh1t]

Text to (the world's biggest) Jackass

Justin: WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM BETWEEN MONTANA'S LEGS AND FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW AUDEN IS DEAF...

Justin: I MADE AN ASS OF MYSELF THE OTHER DAY.

Justin: That's it, I'm sending your ass to an orphanage.

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: really? that surprises me Jackson: you know me too well Jackson: we can match, i'll bring some too Jackson: i'll pass on the beer @kyleexanthony

Kylee: honestly same with me lol Kylee: haven't been up to that much Kylee: wanna come over and catch up? I got beers and weed ofc lol @jacksonxellis

[audreytheprodigy]

jackskellington-pumpkinking:

*text* Meet me there.

-text- Sure... After my class lets out. 

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: my guy! Jackson: can't believe it took you this long to hit me up :( Jackson: my schedule looks free for u Jackson: i'm usually free on weekends though @luckylewis

lucky 📲 jackson.

Lucky: My dude Lucky: We need to kick it soon Lucky: What's your schedy looking like?

[dykeschlatt]

someone needs to tell dream that forcing streamers who have obviously moved on to come back to the dream smp won't bring george to america any sooner

[jacksonxellis]

Jackson: yeah Jackson: backdoor should be open Jackson: you didn't tell me when. Jackson: so you're done with school only to be back in school? Jackson: sounds like a scam but congrts @bellshq

Bella: i guess i'll find out soon enough then Bella: ok...are you home? Bella: i told you i was coming back. Bella: for once i'm done with med school Bella: i got in aurora bay college

[justinsthesh1t]

Text to Jackass.

Justin: -screenshots of the texts between him and Tana-

Justin: YOU CALL ME A JACKASS AND YOU SAY YOU WISH I'D GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT I HERE I AM GIVING YOU SOMETHING YOU'VE WANTED FOR YEARS BOW DOWN TO ME AND TAKE THE TRASH OUT FOR ME.