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[wrenrcs]

collection of jackspn baly tweets

[scream-away-the-day]

So. I was listening to a podcast episode about the magic in Encanto.

Things I was expecting:

Talking about the magic

Talking about the house

Confusion about the cultural and historical context of the film

Things I was not expecting but got anyway:

The history of the phrase blowing smoke up someone's ass

Fuckable puppets

[thee-rat-king]

I saw Plumbing the Death Star live!!!! It was amazing!!! Literally one of the best things I’ve done this year!!!!

[self-righteous-god]

My favorite character from my least favorite video game review podcast, Thumb Cramps, Mr. Ads!!!!

[steve-of-the-woods]

Learning that Jackson B Baly was right that most people survive being struck by lighting is making me feel like I've fallen into a weird twilight zone reality where he's smart and knows stuff.

[balimode]

That oh so subtle pattern and the MATCHING PAINTED NAILS!!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

[playingwithapparel]

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[zarisoreal]

Headcanons that I have of the gods in the Percy Jackson universe

Themis (goddess of justice) - basically children and like those blessed by her are like living lie detectors but they can only tell if it is a lie if they hear the person say it (like to their face) and that's why they avoid political rallies 

Persephone - Those blessed by her can grow any power they want but they have a pollen allergy

 Hermes - his children and those blessed by him are like super fast like flash fast 

Khione looks like Elsa 

Athena hates the character of Spiderman and would disown her child on the spot if they decided to dress up as Spiderman during Halloween 

Hestia is the official marriage counselor for all the Olympians 

Zeus wanted to punish Hermes for writing Hamilton 

Apollo wishes it was him that wrote Hamilton 

Mr D discovered sparkling grape juice (welch sparkling grape juice) and hasn't been the same since then 

Hephaestus owns an F1 team (guess which team) and often makes bets with Ares and Hermes on which team would dominate the season 

Hades has a monopoly over most of the mines in the world 

Hermes once caught one of his children trying to steal a package he delivered, he was confused if he should be proud or angry 

Eris thrives on call of duty lobbies 

Like Apollo's children, Artemis's hunters glow in the dark but its more of a silvery white glow 

Demeter loves modern farming techniques expect pesticides 

Poseidon works with Hephaestus to create mega cruise ship, they both split 50/50 in the profits 

Ares would like gladiator fights to be a part of the Olympics but human rights 

Apollo and Aphrodite would love to be judges on Rupaul's drag race 

Hera owns a lot of real estate in New England and her side hustle is being a real estate agent but she found it too tiring so she just started a real estate company instead (idk I picture her to look like Lucy Liu) 

Hera tried to open a marriage counseling business 

Aphrodite tried to buy the Palace of versailles from Apollo 

Hermes owns serval telemarketing companies and has several ponce schemes 

During Covid 19 everyone was stressing Apollo and Asclepius (god of medicine) to make a vaccine because season 25 of The Bachelor was rumored to be delayed or canceled 

Iris is a major stake holder in most tabloids 

Jeff Bezos is just one of Hermes human forms 

Poseidon owns several resorts in Bali and the Bahamas 

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"You're all so lucky I don't have my machine on me."

-Joel Duscher, 2024

[wrenrcs]

God I missed listening to jbsa

[guinevere-queen-of-ravens]

Sorry Babe I can’t go to dinner tonight I’m at Jackson Balys fuckable puppet emporium

[donpishya]

"Balie Peyton, a racing enthusiast and close friend of Jackson, related an interesting incident which occurred during one of these visits. Peyton, a Congressman, had been to watch some horses take their practice rims. He was in company of a number of politicians including the Vice-President Martin Van Buren.

When Busirus, a big burly horse, began to kick and rear up requiring two men to hold him, Jackson boomed the he could have had the horse broken of such nonsense within an hour. He then proceeded to bombard all the handlers with orders and directions.

When the horse again became unmanageable and dangerous, Jackson shouted to the youthful Van Buren to "get behind me, Mr. Van Buren, they will run over you, sir." The Vice-President, not one to quibble with Jackson, especially over these matters, hastily complied.

Van Buren used to tell this tale to indicate Jackson's fatherly protection and care for him when he was campaigning for the Presidency in 1836."

~ 22 Balie Peyton, "President Jackson's Orders and Reminiscences," in The Rural Sun ( 1873 ), quoted in Anderson, The American Thoroughbred, 245

Geez, everyone just sees Jackson as a papa wolf, don't they?

I can easily imagine Buren fake crying against someone he doesn't want to win. And Jackson makes Buren get behind him while bombarding that someone insults. All the while Buren is just smirking watching the scene unfold.😑😑

But I love these kinds of stories about him!

It shows how nice and caring he was towards his friends 🥰

[misfit-among-the-angels]

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

Oh that's a good question, hard one too, so prepare for wall of text. 😂

Before i dive into answering the question i have to say that music, movies/tv series or books only show part of me. And again it's hard for me to say because i have personality disorder and that's where it gets tricky, while yes, media and books did and still do form me as a person they only give you a small glimpse and i'm not sure if it would make someone really understand me. To actually understand me a person would need to talk to me personally, also to know history of my country and know what was happening in Europe and in my country when i was growing up, to know a lot about mental illnesses and disorders and adhd and autism and abuse. Because all these things contributed a lot to who i am today.

Now back to the question. I'll start with music because music is a big thing in my life. Nightwish, Avantasia, Edguy and Rammstein are the bands that had the biggest impact on me and still do. Especially lyric wise. Oomph!, Iron maiden, Satyricon, Taake, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Tarja, Faun, Corvus Corax, E nomine, Wintersun, Twisted Sister, Queen, Wardruna, Lord of the lost, Hardline, Triptykon, Rotting Christ, Eluveitie, Eivor, Manegarm, Heilung, Beast in Black, Battle beast.... All these bands and many more are something that a person should listen to in order to understand parts of me. I also want to mention Michael Jackson as his music was and still is a big thing in my life and even when i was in my early teens and didn't understand English well, i vibed with his music so well and i liked him as a musician and felt connection too. Then i also want to mention Lady Gaga, Hayley Kiyoko and pop music in general. I wasn't raised metalhead from my childhood and for almost up until 15 years i mainly listened to pop music and even know i do sometimes because some songs are just way too relatable.

Now movies/tv series. I grew up with LoTR movies mostly but also The Matrix and Harry Potter. Lord of the rings had the biggest impact on me tho. I've watched so many movies that it's hard to actually name all of them. Schindler's list, Shawshank redemption, Monster house, Spirited away, Howl's Moving Castle, some of Marvel movies like Iron Man or Thor, Insidious, The Witch, Gladiator, Ratatouille, Repo: The genetic opera, The handmaiden, Millennium. That's all i can remember for now. Now tv series. Sherlock, The Vikings, Loki, Peaky blinders, Game of thrones, Our flag means death, Netflix Ragnarok, His dark materials, Stranger things, Westworld, Hannibal, Halt and catch fire, Twin peaks.

And now books, so as i said i grew up with LoTR movies but before that it was books for me, so i became a lover of Tolkien stuff at very early age. Of course Harry Potter too, i have all 7 books but they never made that huge impact as LOTR did. His dark materials trilogy, Silva rerum books, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Forest of the gods by Balys Sruoga, The trial by F. Kafka, The gospel of Loki by J.M. Harris, Dina;s book trilogy, Name of the rose by U. Eco, Foucault's Pendulum by U. Eco, Americon gods by N. Gaiman, The dark tower series by S. King, Petro imperatorienė by K. Sabaliauskaitė. I think that's about it.

Sorry for such a big wall of text but i can't respond to this any differently. 😅

[steve-of-the-woods]

"The eagle getting purchase on your dick and balls to eat your guts - not ideal"

-Jackson B Baly

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