#jacks asks

[metalbrojack]

Who would win in hand-to-hand combat?

James or Dave?

Dave probably

[0hwonderboy]

!!!! you used the tag!!!! -excited flailing- also bless for posting the clip after i saw / reblogged your photo set i went to prime to rewatch that episode for his bits and GOD. I, too, love it when he plays pathetic men. it was honestly so long since I saw that series but when the dog started what was it, licking? sniffing? IT HIT ME AND I WAS LIKE "OH GOD!!!! TIMOTHY!!!"

adore him.

HAHAHA YES!! i saw it floating around on here and was like, “ok this is fucking hilarious” (plus saw your tag on the reblog LOL)

AND THE LICKING SCENE WAS SOOO AWKWARD BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. he did so good in that role, esp since he had his iconic mustache

[nostalgink]

YES HELLO YOUR ART IS GORGEOUS

HAVE A GOOD DAY

[BACKFLIPS INTO THE VOID] /SILLY

Tysm!!!! I'm so glad you like my art!!! I love sharing it!

[creepycr4wly]

Could you Draw the Doey's three consciences?

You're in luck cause these were in my queue

[wickcipher]

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3

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h'uhhhh boy...

[adaki]

Do you draw Nina the killer perchance..

Yes and I end up disliking the drawings every time without fail but I thugged it out to give u this

[cozymochi]

nobody asked, but it was gonna bug me that i left the others out thanks to photo limit, but here’s the OTHER PORTION of that clothes…meme… thing.

The first compilation

Ko-fi (plz consider my kofi)

[ephemii]

what’s grace’s mbti? :0

hi hiii!! Grace's MBTI is an INFP-T! it's mostly also to sort of match Yuu's more subdued personality in-game. on her first day, she REALLY hated her involvement with crowley, ace, and deuce. crowley is a given, but ace and deuce just added a lot more of a spotlight on her. each time adeuce tried to get into some sort of kerfuffle, she'd be quick to apologize on their behalf of even straight up leave the site-- which made her even more of a sore thumb.

and adeuce can try as hard as they want to pick fights with their upperclassmen, but it's kind of hard for any NRC punks to take them seriously when they've got a buddy that looks like... well. THAT lol

over time, though, she does gain more confidence and is able to stand up for herself, even coming to fully enjoy the time she spends with adeuce and the other first years, shenanigans and all. that doesn't mean she gets any less polite, though-- at this point, she's the only beacon of light that the staff have, and they'll be damned if they lose it to NRC-typical roughhousing lol

[demonic0angel]

Jack and Maddie (mostly Maddie) finally publish all their scientific findings on ghosts after a couple of years of working with Danny and talking to Ghost Zone citizens. Lex Luthor immediately shit talks their findings. Being the mature and responsible people they are, Jack and Maddie build a giant robot to smash Lex's face in.

Part 2

Sam, Tucker, Danny, and Jazz all stood there in silence as they watched Lex Luthor battle against the Fentons, both sides in giant mechas.

The sound of metal creaking and destruction filled the air. The people around them had long since scattered, but were also situated farther away to watch the show.

Superman, from where he was floating in the air, was also watching the fight, looking a tad confused but also very entertained.

“… this is like that one anime,” Tucker said, staring at the metal robots punching each other dreamily. “With the mechas.”

“Neon Genesis Evangelion?” Sam said.

Danny replied, “Gundam.”

Jazz added, “Voltron, maybe?”

The other three hissed at her. “Don’t you dare mention that— that—! That horrible show!” Sam cried, shivering as she hugged herself.

Jazz sighed. “My bad. Pacific Rim, then? Or Transformers?”

“Sure, let’s go with that,” Danny said.

“Wow. Your parents are beating him up with the power of love,” Tucker said.

From a distance, Superman choked on his spit.

They didn’t notice and turned back to the fight, where the Fenton parents were pummeling Luthor’s machine suit, all while screaming insults at him through a microphone.

There was a lot of emphasis on him being lonely and loveless in said insults.

“This is the best day of my life,” Sam said, and everyone nodded.

It was a good day when a billionaire could get beaten up.

[theliving-radio]

The reader turning into a child due to a potion has planted an idea into my brain and I feel like I have to share.

Reader getting hit with a potion that turns them into a baby dragon (like how baby Mal looked during chapter 7) :>

Omg BABY DRAGON SIBLING!!!

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It would make more sense if it was ADeuce and Grim causing the problem again, Professor Crewel felt like it would make tons of sense if it was! What didn’t make sense was the fact that the cause of it was Sebek, Epel, and Jack.

Crewel was currently looking down at where the Prefect was once standing. Now, sitting in their place was a lizard the size of a purse dog. The creature looked up at him with their big glossy eyes, then tilted their head to the side.

Epel, Jack, and Sebek just stood nearby, unsure what to say. Yeah, they might have made the wrong potion… yeah they might have accidentally spilled it on the Prefect… and yeah, they don’t know how to fix it…

Professor Crewel doesn’t say anything and just walks away, getting ready to make an antidote.

“… so does that mean we have to watch them now?” Epel finally spoke up as he looked down at the little lizard… wait were those wings?

Jack crouches down and picks up the transformed Prefect. “I don’t think we have much of a choice… did they turn into a dragon?”

“Humph! Are you trying to compare this useless creature to what Waka-sama represents?! Malleus is ten times better than what the Prefect is now!”

At Sebek’s words, you turn your head towards him… and blow out green flames towards the half-fae.

Jack holds you away from him.

Epel lets out a startled scream.

And Sebek is now currently trying to put out the fire that is on his uniform jacket.

Meanwhile you were just staring at the chaotic mess you created, blinking at Sebek as he was patting down at the green fire. Epel pointed his mage pen at Sebek and doused him in water.

Now stood a wet, and irritated Sebek.

“YOU- HOW DARE-!” Sebek was filled with so much anger he couldn’t even properly finish his sentence.

Jack walked over to one of the desks and placed your tiny lizard body there. You stare up at the Wolf Beast-men and start letting out small clicking sounds, as if trying to say something.

You start to stand on your hind legs and try to lean more forward, wanting to be held again. Unfortunately Jack didn’t get the memo, and you started screeching.

All three of the first-years cover their ears at the sound of your high pitch cry.

“Ah! What do we do?! What does the Prefect want!”

“YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW?!” Sebek snapped at Epel, making them both argue as Jack tried to cover his large ears the best he could.

The loud yelling and screeching stopped as the classroom door swung open. There, stood Malleus Draconia in all his glory, heaving and panting as he ran all the way here.

"Where? Where are they?" Malleus huffs out as he scans around the room.

Another screech was let out from your tiny body, and Malleus quickly turns his gaze and locks onto you. His breath gets caught in his throat as he's suddenly hit with a sense of déjà vu.

"W-waka-sama!? What are you doing here?!"

Malleus ignores Sebek as he makes his way over to you. Once you notice his presence, you began clicking at him. Through all your clicking, all Malleus could hear is:

"Mal Mal! Mal Mal!"

This was his Baby Sibling!

Without a second thought, Malleus scoops you up and holds your tiny dragon body close to his own. You began to purr, causing the dragon fae to smile.

"Um... Malleus-senpai?" Epel spoke up, hoping to get the fae's attention, but he was ignored.

Malleus makes his own clicking sounds, clearly communicating with the dragon version of his baby sibling. You let out a loud yawn, followed by a small squeak. Malleus had to hold himself together before he crumbled into dust from how cute you were.

The first years all held their breath as Malleus turned to them. This was it, wasn't it? They were gonna die due to their stupid mistake.

"Sebek... I need you to stall Professor Crewel from making the antidote."

Huh?

"Just as Spade and Trappola made their own mistake, I did not punish them. Just how I won't punish you three. Your mistake turned into a blessing. Now! I must find Lilia, hopefully he still has the baby carrier out."

Malleus gracefully walks past the first years and out of the classroom, happily holding onto his Baby Sibling who he continues to purr and make clicking sounds towards.

Sebek, Jack, and Epel just stood there in pure shock at what just occurred.

"Did that just happen? Did he just steal away the Prefect?" Epel broke the silence again, trying to make sense of what he just saw.

Sebek snaps out of his daze and quickly walks out of the classroom.

"Hey! Where are you going?" Jack blinks as the half-fae rushes by him.

"Waka-sama needs me to stall the Professor!"

Epel and Jack just watch as the croc sprints out to go find the professor.

Well, the rest of the day was gonna be eventful.

[metalbrojack]

obsessed with being james girl bestfriend in his cowboy era. like you guys have been friends since you where kids and it would be soso sweet for him to be like a brother to you. (begging on my hands and knees for a headcon jack🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

I LOVE YOU!!!

AAAAH LOVE YOU TOO <3

More like a ramble instead of headcanons but cowboy James<333

James hetfield x fem reader

Genre- fluff !(I needed a break from smut tbh😓)

He knows all your orders from different restaurants and fast food places. And lets be honest with ourselves, he knows when you have your period because he’s known you for so long.

You guys spend so much time together that you just look at each other and know what you’re thinking.

“🤨” “👍” and then you go to the movies

After begging him to let you wear his hat he eventually gets you one for your birthday.

When you guys first became friends he would ask to come over, after a couple years he’d go to your window and eventually he just walks right through the door.

Calls you all the time, at the end of each day he gives you a call and tells you about his day.

He’s just a cuddly guy, resting his head on your shoulder and trying not to fall asleep.

He doesn’t ask to share food he just takes it</3

When you guys met you were like 14 ish but once you guys started hanging out you took him to all the cool places in your town

He’s the type of guy to act disgusted and dramatic when someone asks if you’re dating like , “ME WITH HER? SHES LIKE MY SISTER EW.” We all experienced that right?

He wanted you to be a roadie for the band at one point and still tries to get you to do it.

He will take you to the ranch to see all the animals if you really want to.

ALWAYS invites you to his little bbqs, I can tel he makes good bbq…

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COWBOY JAYMZ HES JUST LIKE ME FR<3

So American core

[0hwonderboy]

I saw you chatting in George’s stream today and thought I’d ask, since there’s no info anywhere - what the hell happened?

hi anon!

i think. it’s best for me to say that information will come out in due time.

i know that’s not helpful whatsoever, especially with my open frustrations and animosity in his chat LOL. but it’s kind of a rough time and ppl need time to put thoughts into words i suppose?

what i will say though is that that is the last time i will be watching george on twitch.

[nostalgink]

Please please please tell us about Fink's relationships with the other managers? (I think about this OC at least once a day, they are so well done and look so cool 💞)

I'm so sorry you asked me this ages ago, and I was hoping to have the time to make some art for it, but alas I haven't had the time. (Also I'm forever rotted on Magentus per usual lol) I haven't thought too much about it, but Fink and Duck Shuffler are either the best of bros or the worst of enemies, and I can't decide what's funnier. I'm sure a lot of the managers (and cogs in general) have some sort of bias towards him, especially since he probably still has some "toon-manity" in him.

I'll have to flesh him out more. I just haven't gotten back into the toontown hyperfixation again yet. If I haven't fleshed him out soon, October I'll definitely be back on the game. It's a routine at this point I return for Halloween goodies.

[taruruchi]

Okay, guys, new game

Rb and put in the tags whose handwriting yours is most similar to !!

The above pic is from @/twstassets here

[mr-nostalgia-blog1]

[mykaeba]

yeah ctommy, same man