#jackieblacksurvival

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Yuki:I saw a post that was like "would you rather get rid of bread, rice, potato or pasta" and everyone was voting rice. Or bread.

Hyunwoo:Getting rid of bread? That's crazy. But I might get rid of rice.

Yuki:What?!

Hyunwoo:I'd miss fried rice but it's not worth losing noodles and pasta.

Isol:Are you guys just discussing food right now?

Yuki:Isol. Isol. Would you get rid of bread, rice, potato or pasta, if you had to get rid of one?

Isol:Oh my god.

Hyunwoo:Rice in a heartbeat! Rice only goes well with things that are already good!

Isol:They're all versatile, that's a hard choice.

Hyunwoo:Yes, but rice is never more than rice.

Jackie:(Chainsaw blazing) Hey what are you talking about?

Hyunwoo:Funny story, I-i was talking with them and Yuki asked me if I'd rather get rid of pasta, rice, noodles, or bread- no, fuck- Yuki, what was it?

(Yuki and Isol left while they were talking.)

Hyunwoo:Thanks, guys. Bread, rice, potatoes or pasta. And I said rice.

Jackie:You didn't get rid of potatoes?

Hyunwoo:Well, the way I see it, so many ways to make potatoes good.

Jackie:I'm allergic to potatoes, do you want me to spend the rest of my life in a world with something i'm allergic to?

Hyunwoo:You're not allergic to anything else? Just potatoes?

Jackie:Yeah. Anyway.

(She pulls out the chainsaw to kill him and he dies. He wakes up in the lobby later.)

Yuki:What's like a.... a way to eat rice?

Hyunwoo:Chicken and rice.

Yuki:Oh god, I'm stuck with this. Listen, if you eat too much pasta you'll get sick, with rice you can eat so much.

Hyunwoo:No, rice will make you get sick too.

Yuki:Please try more rice meals. With braised chicken, egg, tofu-

Hyunwoo:That's all rice WITH! Nothing special in rice itself!

Yuki:Oh, are you just eating boiled pasta?!

Hyunwoo:Ugh!

Yuki:Ravioli with what inside?!

Hyunwoo:You get it! You're not putting shit in rice!

Yuki:What is this argument?!

Hyunwoo:You can't open rice and put stuff inside! Name one thing you can't make pasta! One thing that rice do but pasta can't!

Yuki:You're just insane.

Isol:You guys are STILL on this?

Hyunwoo:Name one thing that rice do but pasta do not.

Isol:(in a mocking tone) Name one thing that rice do but pasta do not.

Hyunwoo:You can accept I'm right.

Yuki:That would be.... im-pasta-ble.

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Jackie:”They’ll never find the body” is such a boring threat! Start telling people they’ll never stop finding your body!

Shoichi:They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You’ll be alive for at least two of them.

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Jackie: Boss won't get off your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Shoichi cut you a bullshit deal that he reneged on almost immediately despite the fact that you spend half your goddamn savings on it? Have you considered... murder~?

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Jackie:How many more times are you going to run? I’ve captured you seventeen different times!

Sissela:I think... it’s going to be at least eighteen.

Jackie:

Jackie:

Jackie:The audacity of this bitch.

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Jackie:HEY, AYA! If you’re Aya, stand still! We need to talk about all the murdering we’re gonna do!

Jackie:(gets closer) Oh, you’re not Aya. My bad.

Zahir:I’m sure I look like a lot of people on this island, since you mistook me for Aya.

Jackie:You’re a real smartass, eh, kid?

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Hart:Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jackie:Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Jackie:If a bed bug lives in a bed, where do cockroaches live?

Luke:

Luke: Well...

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Aya:Every time you talk, it’s like a race to see who can get picked to be traumatized...

Jackie:So I’m exactly like Oprah in every way~

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Jackie:I've decided I've going to call my lovely girlfriend, Adriana, by a new, gender-neutral petname. 

Jackie:Opponent.

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Aya:Why do so many murderers bury victims in their own backyards?

Daniel:Not everyone has the trunk space or gas money to drive way out in the middle of nowhere to dump their bodies. Check your privilege, we’re all doing our best we can out there.

Jackie:”Gosh, I wish this person was still alive so they could help me bury their body.”

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Rozzi:I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, your mom or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose.

Lenox:That damn thing! I got on one once when I was twelve, there was no bar, no protections, nothing, and I didn’t realize it till it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to get on one of those again. We were in Vienna and it almost slung me to Innsbruck!

Rozzi:Twelve? I went on one when I was nineteen, and I was screaming with my head in someone’s shoulder the whole time.

Rio:All it does is... swing back and forth?

Lenox:Definitely not! It spins!

Rio:Centrifugal force keeps you in your seat, though.

Lenox:Centrifugal force ain’t keeping me from crying, though.

Cathy:I was maybe thirteen when I first went on one of these pendulum boat swings of death. At first I thought “huh! this isn’t so bad!” Then it went upside down, and... I’m not very religious at all, but I was collecting gods like pokémons. I was praying to God, to Jesus, to all the saints, to Buddha, to Satan, to the spirits of my dead ancestors, to every god in every pantheon i could remember I was praying.

Adela:You are all weak.

Eleven:....am I the only one that enjoys this kind of ride?

Jackie:No, the fear makes it fun.

Eleven:Now I’m worried.

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AU where everyone is still mostly the same, but they just live in the same crime-riddled city -Researchers would likely be politicians, with Angelica being the president, Echion being her adopted son, and Eva being a politician’s daughter (because that just makes the most sense; though if you want you can make it so that the researchers are something else like just a group of scientists) 

-Most everyone would probably be diaspora or generally immigrants? though that becomes a given when you don’t want to make everyone suspiciously not that white yet live in the same area

-Aya is extremely busy since half the people are probably committing some sort of crime and it becomes like when the whole class gets together to throw a party and punishing the entire class proves to be a struggle except it’s a whole town

-Li Dailin very often winds up fighting others. No one can figure out how this random drunk can just take on mercenaries and biker gangs, but she does usually stay in good-ish respectful terms with them when not fighting. She probably has had a drinking competition with at least Lenox.

-Jackie is what she was before the experiment:morgue worker by day, secret murderer by night. I imagine she at least sort of knows who also has committed murder, but doesn’t really let anyone know; at best, she would use it as blackmail material so she doesn’t get caught, even if she slips up.

-Echion as Magnus’ roommate because they match energies and I think someone should capitalize on that

-Bernice is probably the neighborhood’s local reclusive old person all the kids assume are a ghost or live in a haunted house. Nicky, Eva, Eleven and Hyejin once tried to get into his yard to get some fruits (as teenagers do) but after the ceiling making eleven slip, being caught in the process, and then having to hide how she hurt her leg from her parents they opted to just assume the house is actually haunted. he just set up a faulty part in there as a trap to ward off the local murderers, not expecting a bunch of kids to try to steal some apples he probably would’ve just given if he asked instead

-Most of them have a silent agreement to not harm the kids. Luke has walked many of them home to make sure they stay safe, and they often give Sissela and Azuko little gifts

-Isol still is a guerrila kid but he goes to school and stuff, because the idea of him befriending Hyejin and Hyunwoo while setting up bombs on the weekend is never not funny

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Jackie:There’s going to be thousands of people in Bristol tonight~

Aya:....why?

Jackie:Because they live there!

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Aya:You’re driving on the wrong side of the road.

Jackie:Ah, sorry, I’m English?

Aya:(shouting) It’s the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?

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Jackie:Anyone else getting toxic vibes from Ted Bundy?

Aya:He has far more than a “toxic vibe”!

Jackie:Oh nooo, did he do something problematic?~

Rozzi:He kins Bakugo.

Jackie:Ugh, every time.

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Jackie:In primary school, we had a creative writing assignment where we had to “write about a character in a new, strange situation”.

Jackie:I wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages. I’ll never quite forget the teacher’s face since she expected “this new school is scary, i hope I make friends!” instead of a graphic description of a squid dying.

Sua:That’s the risk you take when teaching creative writing.