#jacket payday 3

[heister-shmeister]

OH I BET YALL ARE SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS

first of all. amusing. fun concept. the game looks good the minigames are fun and i like being able to yell at each member of the payday gang individually for being in inconvenient places

but the meat of this admittedly anticlimactic post is the mischaracterization of jacket

you all know im weird about him and you should have expected no less of me than to bring it up considering how much emphasis i put on the fact that JACKET. DOESNT. LIKE. KILLING. CIVILIANS.

i wont put the shot of him puking here bc its yucky but in hotline miami 1 when he is forced to kill a homeless man posing him a threat, he cant even make it to his car without throwing up on the pavement.

the prospect of hurting people outside of his goals disgusts him. im kiiiind of letting it slide because jacket in payday is canonically an impersonator, but it still saddens me. i dont want people who havent played hotline miami to view jacket as nothing more than a killing machine without any depth.

i guess its not that serious considering its video game. i almost went on a tangent but i will hold off unless you all genuinely want to see that

[snflwrboy]

Sacrifices must be made.

AAAAA I’m so excited to have jacket pack in payday im literally kicking my legs like a child, it seems they used the same outfit and same mask for the live action in Payday 2 as in Payday 3, I really hope they do him justice!!

This is a screenshot from the trailer hehe, you know I had to draw it immediately <33

Jackets mask design is @s-citrus’ design, they have like the only jacket mask design I really like, go check them out!!

[twistedsmilehd]

little bit of hotline miami appreciation bc i love these games very dearly. Here's hoping they put jacket into the new payday. I miss him very much

As always, please don't repost and ill love you forever!

[lisiidoshick]

🦊02.07.2022🐾

We went to the "tripple f market". We ended up at our favorite location, where we took a lot of photos last time. And, of course, we wanted to repeat it and opened something new - a tunnel 👀✨

This is a star tunnel through which you need to go back and forth, but not everything is so simple. It rotates on its axis, which makes it a little more difficult to pass, but it was very interesting 😵‍💫

[narfedam]

Similar vibe

[bainofjustice]

JACKET IS COMING TO PAYDAY 3

[jacket-enjoyer-69]

Dumb thought. NSFW Payday content.

Hoxton standing on a chair while being steadied by Wolf and screwing in a light bulb.

Bodhi and Dragan:

Rust:

Duke, Sokol and Houston:

Jimmy:

Jacket to Sokol "By Accident":

[mirroredmasquerader]

Playing Payday 2 with @ninjaredhead simulator

Not to put my younger sister on blast publicly on the Internet

But I'm about to do exactly that

She has since:

-broken this down record (13 in one game!!)

-gotten downed whilst trying to melee a taser with her fists (it should be noted that she had ample ammo on her person when this occurred)

-somehow attracted nearly every cop on the map in every single one of the heists we've run together without fail

-gotten us physically trapped in the GO bank vault

-somehow warped a loot bag across the map while it was actively being carried?? (It should be noted that we don't actually know how that happened, I'm just blaming her for it because I was on the other side of a building)

-observed a taser leap into a wall and vanish

-caused the Longfellow to collide with two objects that neither end of the car was facing (how)

And

-caused the Longfellow to go sideways (how???)

She's doing great on one hand but on the other hand hot damn

[rm14hitman]

"Do you know what time it is ?"

Jacket is back, baby !

[heister-shmeister]

a list of my payday headcanons

houston has kleptomania and not in the sense that the others do he has the disorder

houston autism

jacket would never kill a civilian willingly

if jacket is ever responsible for the death of civilians he will not be physically able to go on a heist for at least a week

jacket is hispanic

sokol grew up being taught some yucky ideals and has to learn how to not be an asshole

houston lost an eye in prison

sokol adhd

hoxton ptsd

clover pcos

joy transfem

i bounce between jacket having physical trauma making him mute or past trauma making him practically unable to talk for one reason or another

jacket collects vintage game consoles

joy has crashed tetris but cant share it online due to being a wanted felon

joy is cringe on purpose

jacket needs to be reminded to eat drink sleep and piss and he has developed numerous health issues due to depression

houston trans depending on the moment

sydney intersex

clover big fat lesbian

core 4 heisters hoxton, wolf, dallas, chains are a polycule but dont know what polycule means theyre just all dating each other and never bring it up

jacket is obscenely good at claw machines

houston miraculously knows the code to most employee only doors in any grocery store

jacket owns way too much junk that he doesnt do anything with

jacket eats disgustingly sour foods like nothing

one warhead would kill sokol (one nuclear warhead would kill anybody but i mean the candy)

if you made kraft mac and cheese for joy she would cry

sokol gambling addiction

jacket is very prone to throwing up

gore doesnt make jacket nauseous but things like the gunk at the bottom of the sink, chewing his food for too long, touching paper with his bare hands, and unnecessary civilian casualties can make him gag or throw up

this being said jacket autistic

jacket and sydney are both not beyond throwing a brick at a cop. none of the heisters are but these two seem to be jonesing at the chance to pick up a brick and beat a cop with it even if they have weapons already

jacket has tan lines

clover finds the luckiest loot and has the luckiest chance to lockpick doors and stuff but jacket gets the luckiest kills such as throwing one brick and knocking over three cops in a domino effect

jacket tans during summer and becomes pale as fuck in the winter

houston and sokol burn in the sun they shrivel immediately

houston likes the beastie boys, acdc and queen

jacket likes the talking heads and has been caught doing the once in a lifetime dance on multiple occasions

dallas makes hot chocolate with water and tea with cold water because he didnt understand how it worked until someone yelled at him

sokol doesnt know a lot of chemical safety tips he has combined bleach and ammonia before and joy stared at him in total shock

the smoke and carbon monoxide alarms are both lacking batteries in the safehouse

wolf they/he

sydney she/it

whenever sokol is asked for his pronouns he answers “man”

jacket wont answer you if you ask but fr he prefers he/him he just thinks its rlly funny when people call him something other than that because he doesnt answer

hoxton uses fag to describe a cigarette way too often like too often for it to just be british bullshit he says it every chance he gets like hes jonesing to say it

sokol has dyscalculia which means he cannawt do math

sydney also has dyscalculia

i think itd be funny and ironic if duke was dyslexic

jacket fucks with dragonball HEAVY

JACKET. WOULD NOT HURT A CIVILIAN. WILLINGLY.

sydney likes slipknot in my heart

houston fucks with crossword puzzles

clover and dallas will both beat the shit out of you if you spoil the wordle

houston likes to sit at the table with a cup of coffee staring at the newspaper like hes a middle aged father

dallas does this normally completely unironically

theres this one cloaker that never dies that jacket has immense beef with

houston, wolf, or chains will be sitting by a drill actually praying to god thatll unjam then sokol or jacket will wander over, whack it, and itll miraculously fix itself

jackets like those videos of a guy going through the side quest that is starting his really shitty car and the thing is whining until he threateningly holds a pair of pliers by it and it stops

hes like that but with drills. he will walk over and hold the carpenters delight by it threateningly then itll just unjam

sokol tries to record it happening but nobody believes him

joy skateboard bottom text

joy has made playlists for everyone in the payday gang like theyre her little blorbos

[cheyrose-13]

Cover for my Jacket fic 🫶 I both love and hate it I might change it 💀

Anywho April Showers Bring May Flowers on Wattpad, later going to be put on AO3 ^^

Might post the prologue or something sometime

[toastpandadraws]

mute chicken man

@canadian-pug-cartel here is your mute chicken man.

[twistedsmilehd]

also been in payday brainrot…….. I heard the third game got a killer update. It’s actually somewhat decent now? I guess I’ll have to re-download it. 

As always, please don’t repost without permission!<3

[lisiidoshick]

🦊15.05.2022🐾

Выступали с бандой "PayDay" на фестивале Тогучи. Победили в конкурсе "Игровое дефиле" в номинации "Лучшее представление образа". Также понаблюдали за выступлениями других людей. Некоторые выступления даже вдохновили на новое творчество 🤔✨

Нашли много хороших знакомств и сделали много прикольных фоток🌄

[theancientdarkbeauty]

Guys Get Up

It’s another CHAPTER! 4 chapters in four days!!

[bainofjustice]

If anyone is able to get the secret video & sends it my way in my server, here or in dms that'd be deeply appreciated & I'll give a special decorative role in my Payday server to the person.

I do plan on sharing it here on tumblr as a note.