#jack wooden

[tvcrip]

Edit imbecil #1

[u-friend-or-ufo]

[soullessjack]

What do you think they've done with all those diapers Cas and Kelly bought?

extra fuel for the funeral pyre perhaps?

[ghostwanderer]

Sketch dump + lion redesign and Jack Pumpkinhead

[mp3minded]

Okay, so I just woke up, and forgot that there was a new episode today, right? Tell me, right at the beginning here, why can't I just tell him the truth? 😡 I've moved on no problem, but let me be honest about it Fusebox!

Like I've kept it 💯 with everyone so far, and it's annoying me so bad that it makes me not wanna continue 🙄 FUSEBOX, IT AIN'T "TEMPTING FATE" IF I CAN'T CHOOSE MY FATE!

[snarky-wallflower]

hello Re: Dracula fans and Wooden Overcoats fans I present to you my thought: Renfield saying Seward in the EXACT tone as Rudyard saying Chapman. It will not leave my brain.

[dathen]

Seward: I am satisfied that Lucy’s body is not in that coffin, but that only proves one thing.

Van Helsing: And what is that, friend John?

Seward: That they did NOT get the body in the coffin in the ground on time—

[blu193]

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[oneeyed-jacks]

Elo there! I heard about you from one of my crewmates! What goes on in here?

@just a jolly wooden lad

Well nice met ya, names oneeyed jack I run the casino with matchin’ namesake. Nothin’ goes on ‘ere ‘cept what ya’d expect from any casino.

Now don’t think i caught yer name?

[nerdynanny]

@dcrkcrama so like-- Jack as Mr Mystery because he's got to cover for Stan & Ford who are stuck elsewhere doing multiverse shenanigans. Pre-Weirdmageddon. I can see his cane just being a wooden sword cleverly disguised as a cane.

Some debt collectors show up while the Stans are out of town and mistake Ryou for Stanely [Obviously he got plastic surgery after faking his death!] and then Ryou has to politely ask them to leave [ie: tossing them on their asses of their own accord, casually avoiding lunges and blows while commenting on the RARE VALUABLES available for purchase in this gift shop].

Maybe he gains a bit of perspective on Stanley's guarded backstory, and they get to BOND while Ford is ENTIRELY unaware of this adorable moment [he's too fascinated with a NEW FIND up in the Arctic Circle and YOU LOOK REALLY HANDSOME RYOU, it has the most unique properties--]

[tvcrip]

Comic imbecil hecho por mi amiga(pewie) y yo xd 

[nowheresville-dakota]

Leonard, North Dakota

Acres of Terror

[black-and-yellow]

Something new? 

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[izzyspussy]

fic from the murderboat crew's pov as they try to figure out what exactly is happening to izzy in the captain's cabin (and eventually concluding 'there's no way to know' because they know they won't be stepping in either way)

[the-holy-ghosted]

What the fucks a guy gotta do to get a decent coffin around here. I mean really

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

So on the RP blog I just ported her over from an AU I wrote once and didn't really think about the logistics but I did sort of imply that Jack had Tequila both before and after being mutinied and getting hit with a cannon ball and all that so now I am imagining her hovering somewhere just off screen for all of episode 8 and when Jack wakes up in the dinghy she's sitting there demolishing a fish she caught.