#jack wooden

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Based on nothing I've decided Jack Kidd is secretly that bitch at Christmas. Perfect tree. Perfect present wrapping. Perfect decorations. Perfect cookies. Perfect hot toddies.

His first stateside Christmas with Jack, Chick walks in one day to discover the whole goddamn house is bedecked.

"...How much of this have you been making while I sit next to you on the couch?"

"...some of it."

"Uh-huh. And how much more is there I can't see yet?"

"...some."

"Uh-huh."

[ghostwanderer]

Sketch dump + lion redesign and Jack Pumpkinhead

[soullessjack]

What do you think they've done with all those diapers Cas and Kelly bought?

extra fuel for the funeral pyre perhaps?

[mp3minded]

Okay, so I just woke up, and forgot that there was a new episode today, right? Tell me, right at the beginning here, why can't I just tell him the truth? 😡 I've moved on no problem, but let me be honest about it Fusebox!

Like I've kept it 💯 with everyone so far, and it's annoying me so bad that it makes me not wanna continue 🙄 FUSEBOX, IT AIN'T "TEMPTING FATE" IF I CAN'T CHOOSE MY FATE!

[snarky-wallflower]

hello Re: Dracula fans and Wooden Overcoats fans I present to you my thought: Renfield saying Seward in the EXACT tone as Rudyard saying Chapman. It will not leave my brain.

[dathen]

Seward: I am satisfied that Lucy’s body is not in that coffin, but that only proves one thing.

Van Helsing: And what is that, friend John?

Seward: That they did NOT get the body in the coffin in the ground on time—

[blu193]

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[oneeyed-jacks]

Elo there! I heard about you from one of my crewmates! What goes on in here?

@just a jolly wooden lad

Well nice met ya, names oneeyed jack I run the casino with matchin’ namesake. Nothin’ goes on ‘ere ‘cept what ya’d expect from any casino.

Now don’t think i caught yer name?

[nerditudes]

@dcrkcrama so like-- Jack as Mr Mystery because he's got to cover for Stan & Ford who are stuck elsewhere doing multiverse shenanigans. Pre-Weirdmageddon. I can see his cane just being a wooden sword cleverly disguised as a cane.

Some debt collectors show up while the Stans are out of town and mistake Ryou for Stanely [Obviously he got plastic surgery after faking his death!] and then Ryou has to politely ask them to leave [ie: tossing them on their asses of their own accord, casually avoiding lunges and blows while commenting on the RARE VALUABLES available for purchase in this gift shop].

Maybe he gains a bit of perspective on Stanley's guarded backstory, and they get to BOND while Ford is ENTIRELY unaware of this adorable moment [he's too fascinated with a NEW FIND up in the Arctic Circle and YOU LOOK REALLY HANDSOME RYOU, it has the most unique properties--]

[nowheresville-dakota]

Leonard, North Dakota

Acres of Terror

[cobra-creampuff]

fic from the murderboat crew's pov as they try to figure out what exactly is happening to izzy in the captain's cabin (and eventually concluding 'there's no way to know' because they know they won't be stepping in either way)

[the-heron]

What the fucks a guy gotta do to get a decent coffin around here. I mean really

[thefujiwarazone]

Okay so Drug Man is in for appraisal today. Weird that she's the one on the chopping block when Thursby is..... far more tired. But many such cases, I guess. At any rate

JT (housemate) said they'd help me do some repairs on Thursby, although the parts I'm looking at-- 50-60 bucks for pulleys, about 100 for the water pump, and the belt's a belt, so like 20 bucks. I really want to see about getting the timing shit checked.

[call-me-the-candyman]

In the woodless mound, the grave keeper works his nightly shift. He is a rather friendly sort, but he must always be careful not to tilt his head too far to the side.

[serenity-the-firefly]

i just want to be like, the craft equivalent of a general store in a small town. like people pay me to make them basic home goods and i make them a perfectly serviceable but maybe a little wonky broom. and people come to me because im closer and cheaper than the Artisanal Broom Maker in the Big City.