#jack howell

[amid-fandoms]

the huge shift from making sure they show two beds during tatinof to showing one bed in the same room during ii to not showing absolutely anything during tit cause it's no longer part of the narrative it's just a given

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WHITE BOY ENJOYERS. IT'S ALMOST TIME.

The Second Annual White Boy of the Year Tournament is just around the corner, and this year we have a Google Form for yall to choose the top 16 (or 64) candidates for WBOTY 2024!!!

Get hyped and happy voting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(UPDATE 11/14/2024): The form will be closing on NOVEMBER 24th. This should be plenty of time, and a day or two prior to Thanksgiving, we will reveal the final bracket.

[cloudberrylane]

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

[realbestfriends]

my predictions for dnp tit:

fanfiction live?! (the sequel?!)

mention/address the vday video (i'm afraid)

dan and phil both do drag (please 😭)

sing... multiple songs? (at least one tho i think)

be really gay & in love to make us scream

audience participation? (consensual duh)

dance gaily (like happily but also you know...😏)

gay kiss FAKE OUT (i just think they will idk lol)

[flowersforzoe11]

Alex Rider and co trauma candy salad:

Yassen: i just met the 14 y/o son of the deceased love of my life while while doing assassin things anyway i brought peach rings.

Alex: what's up! the man who shot my uncle was too in love with my dad to kill me, hope you all like lifesavers

Julia: the only man i ever loved had a wife at home. i brought toblerone

Alex: she got so mad my dad was married she tried to kill me. i brought twix!

Jack: yeah i'm undocumented and will be deported unless the 14 y/o kid i watch does James Bond shit. i brought Skittles.

Tom: my parents hate each other and named my brother and I Tom&Jerry (our names are lowkey worse than the fighting). i have M&Ms!

Alex: the last 2 people are my only support system! now i have sour patch kids.

Ash: i was forced to betray my best friend in the world, i've brought Hi-Chews.

Alex: that dude was my Godfather and killed my parents. i've also picked up some gummy bears

Helen: the loml happened to also be the love of 3 other people's lives and abandoned me the minute i got pregnant to live alone in a very bad part of town. i have jelly beans!

Yassen:

Julia:

Ash:

Alex: this endeavor has already cost me £50. do i have to keep going

Mouth full of candy Tom: yes

[phandom-hourglass]

(lovingly, derogatorily, condescendingly)

i’d know those eyebrows anywhere

[satureja13]

Jack's Therapy Game (From the beginning: -> here)

After Jack cared for the horses and Lou prepared the room for Jack, they went over to the Pub. Jack didn't get kicked out like Vlad and no one asked about his 'status'.

Jack: "About the money for the room and stuff... I'll get a job right tomorrow morning. I heard the sculptor is hiring." Lou: "Oh no, no one works for the sculptor." Jack: "I don't have problems to take my shirt off." Lou: "It's not this. We don't talk about it. Don't you worry, you can help me at the shop."

Lou noticed Jack's rash. Lou: "Isn't this painful? I've heard about this. Did your Alpha die? If you don't get this treated you might die too, you know that, don't you?" Jack: "No, he didn't die - it's uhm... complicated and yes..." Now that he thinks about it, it doesn't hurt! He didn't even pay attention since he was so stressed about being locked up. But as far as he remembers, it didn't hurt since he entered the game!

Jack: "I'm fine :3 So, are these your horses?" Lou: "No, Lunatic belongs to no one but he kind of lives here and Val is the horse of my best friend from the neighboring village. But he's here all the time because they are deeply in love." Jack: "Is that so." Does that mean this friend is NPC Jeb? Well, since Ji Ho and some of their other friends are also here as NPCs, it would make sense. Jack hopes he can talk to one of them soon to see how 'real' their NPC versions are. Tiny Can maybe does this so they feel comfortable in their therapy.

Even the Queen and the Prince Caleb are here tonight. And he's seen NPC Leander, Barfolomew and: Greg -.- But the Queen and Greg don't sit together. Like at the Arena. That's good news! Jack: "Is the Queen married?" Lou: "No. And she's only the Queen here until the Prince gets married to Princess Jihovere." Princess Jihovere? Caleb and Ji Ho will get married here? OMG! And the Queen will not stay the Queen here so his chances to hit on her just increased! (Omg Jack!) ('Jihovere' refers to 'Guinevere', the beloved wife of King Arthur.)

Jack and Lou had a good time at the pub and Jack has a good feeling about this therapy. For once he can try to act like a 'more normal' person in this world and see what he could achieve. No one here knows about his disorders and hardships. And here he can experience what his life could be if he overcame/worked on some of them. He's fully aware that he can't be 'healed' and he knows that his friends love him and worry about him and try to protect him. But he also gets the feeling that this keeps him from prospering. He'll talk about this with the others when he's back. But he's going to stay a little longer because he really likes Lou and they have so much fun together. And the pain is gone. Jack hadn't felt this good for a very long time.

'Everybody here is out of sight They don't bark, and they don't bite They keep things loose, they keep 'em tight Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight

Dancin' in the moonlight Everybody's feelin' warm and bright It's such a fine and natural sight Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight

We like our fun and we never fight You can't dance and stay uptight It's a supernatural delight Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight'

Dancing in the Moonlight - Thin Lizzy

From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest Current Chapter: 🕹️ 'The One' from the beginning ▶️ here 📚 Previous Chapters: Chapters: 1-6 ~ 7-12 ~ 13-16 ~ 17-22 ~ 23-28

[sybersepticeye]

this guy looks familiar

[stinkyies]

devan brokeback mountain im calling it

[white-boy-of-the-year]

A Reminder to VOTE for WBOTY 2024!

hey y'all, hope you are having a splendid day! this is just a reminder to vote in the white boy of the year 2024 primaries! i am pleased to say that we have reached our goal for individual votes, but we still want to make sure everyone has a chance. we're going to close the form on Sunday, November 24th, at 12:01 AM (so basically Saturday is the last day to vote) and then we will be randomly selecting who competes against each other in the bracket.

so once again: VOTE. it puts your faves one step closer to being white boy of the year!

[just-a-little-bit-of-sugar]

Them.

[b1rdcatchers]

category: dreams I had about famous people being cancelled in strange ways

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3. Lizzo was killing people with lasers from the sky big brother style and my first thought was “mom is gonna be so bummed she loves Lizzo”

[skyline-2]

[reading-backstage]

fun fact: most of the information we know about classic pirates (blackbeard, anne bonny, mary read, calico jack) is from one book. and it’s more hilarious the more you know.

A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pyrates (or A General History of Pyrates) by Captain Charles Johnson

firstly: captain charles johnson is not a person nor a captain. it’s a pen name. and we have no clue who he actually was. he probably chose “captain” to give himself a sense of credibility he did not have. (could possibly have been daniel defoe or nathaniel mist and you can actually find modern copies printed under both their names)

secondly: he made a lot of it up. he gathered whatever information was available and just made up the rest and anything he thought would make it cooler. that’s not even to mention the second volume where he made up several entire people. this dude was just making stuff up and it’s now the earliest history we have of these people and we’ve accepted it as fact.

thirdly: it was initially published in 1724. (golden age of piracy was 1650s-1830s, dude was writing about the present) several of the pirates he writes about were still alive. and the rest were very recently dead. (henry every is an outlier) he was literally making up facts about people who were very much alive likely while he was writing it.

so this mysterious random dude made up stories about pirates who were still running around killing people and it’s now accepted as pirate cannon. amazing

[veryhopefulromantic]

like ur telling me these are two different people??? @obsessedwithyouxx