#jack horner x self insert

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

A magical artefact that makes you be able to see peoples thoughts 💭

[agent-love-101]

Me realizing that in order for people to like my selfship and self inserts, i have to post about them:

[proxylynn]

[Feast your lovely eyes on this absolutely gorgeous piece I commissioned from the immensely talented @blackdotstudio. This is the first of many that will be the covers for the chapters of my story. So look forward to more incredible illustrations.]

[rosyrosethorns]

sometimes a family can be a fairytale-style magical-girl, her tyrannical crime-lord pie-factory-owner husband, and her other tyrannical below-average-height boyfriend:

i know, my drawings are shit ^^;

but with the magical-girl stuff ive been adding to my shrek/puss-in-boots poly selfship, i was tempted to draw it

and i also had the idea that when ghost farquaad attached his spirit to rothbart’s jewel (the magical brooch madi’s wearing that she gets her powers from) he got to use its magic to give himself a physical form, like ms chalice in “the cuphead show”. which is why i colored him like. that.

if you want more info on my magical-girl idea, click here

@candyheartedchy

[tea-is-at-8-pm]

Me gusta lo Kiki nasty

Yayapues.

Sniff

[traitorousfruit]

Got my absolutely amazing valentines commission of Sage and Jack! Thank you so much, @bunbunbunni I will forever cherish this piece!!

(Btw. Go check out his art! And maybe commission him too!!)

JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!😍🥰💋💞

[restlesscrybaby]

Big pie man and his fairy wife.

Drawing him in my actual style is pretty hard, so I resorted to mimicking DreamWorks when drawing him,

I'm weirdly good at mimicking art styles-- will provide more proof of that--

[cannedbabs]

how’d you think jack would be havin a business rival? enemys to lovers (except they still hate eachother very much, and are still DEFINITELY enemy’s) kinda vibe

Cracks knuckles I LOVE MAKING JACK A COMPLETE ASSHOLE SO LETS GO!!! (Using ‘you’ as the business rival!!)

•Honestly depends on the business, but if it’s food/baked goods related he’d be even more hasty to be just rude for no reason. Like always an outdo you sort of deal? “My cinnamon bread reached all high sales this week-“ “And you sell those internationally? Hmm??” “Not yet, but I’m almost-“ “Hmph. Thought so. I couldn’t imagine being such a small company!” And ensue your rage

• It would very much be like.. a romance only coming from the adrenaline of it all. Like 2% lovers in this situation. I can imagine you leaning over his desk and getting so fed up with fighting that you grab onto his tie and pull him close and threaten him but it flabbergasts him so much that he’s stunned into silence (for once). Maybe smooches optionally that’s all tongue and teeth and venom

•He would SOOO copy whatever creation you made. Your making like cookies for a holiday special? Oh, suddenly Jack’s company is too (or just altering said special for pies since it’s a.. pie company). And he always does better in you in sales, that’s a given. His factory allows for MASS production of stuff so you can’t do much about it (but personal reviews typically always say yours taste better 😘)

•Jack, knocking over a pie when your visiting. “Look at the mess you’re making! I’ll have to charge you for that. 😇” or alternatively he purposefully spills it on your clothes (either completely smashing it to your chest or something similar) and just shrugs as if it was no big deal. Maybe alterior NSFW moment of “Hm. May have something to clean that with in my office” wink wink.

• VAGUE NSFW but,, can’t describe it better than hate fucking. That’s about it, no lovey stuff. Probably not even many kisses, or if it’s tried he would definitely turn his head and scoff at you. Occasionally he may give in but 🤷‍♀️

•It’s sort of implied romance one day and the next it’s back to him sabotaging you somehow. He definitely would’ve asked one of his workers to go into your shop while you two were “talking business cough cough” and just dump ingredients on the floor and steal. This man is a CRIME LORD, he’s wanted for a reason 😭

That is definitely a lot of the thoughts I have, idk how to rly end this but I hope this is what you were hoping/looking for!! And I hope it suffices 🥺❤️❤️ I can always make these longer if y’all want!

[sinnamonbun-in-purgatory]

GODDAMMIT HORNER!!!

Happy Valentines Day everyone!

[madamerebloger]

Here I am :^))

[1ts-cr0w]

That awkward moment when you aren't as dead inside as you thought (aka, Jack has a fanfic "oh" moment).

This is my self insert oc Belladonna "Bo" Peep, they use they/them pronouns :)

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

😈

[gangles-toybox]

Lucyfer x Big Jack Horner

ok turns out i REALLY like having a self ship oc...anyhow but fr where was all the love for jack horner when puss in boots: the last wish came out?? i get it for Death but like..Jack Horner is here too people!! he's a monster, yes, but also a sweetie pie <333 to meeeeeeee(ik in reality he would squish anybody who talked like Lucyfer does like a bug probably but SHHhhHHH)

[proxylynn]

Jack Horner asking if you can get the jar off the top shelf!

[POV: When you need to get work done but your guard's fine thicc ass is at your eye level and you can't keep from being distracted by ever-growing thoughts.]

[rosyrosethorns]

when ur ghost friend and former-boss-turned-friend dont get along

[roleplaying-pagan]

Hello everyone! Yes I changed back to jackhornersimp bc I just couldn't hold onto the changed one as it just felt weird, so I'm staying as jackhornersimp! But the reason I'm posting this to show you guys some art I've been drawing in between breaks of a commission for @staticart , this is of an OC I have revised and redone, it's a new version of Himmelsk, I have now basically made him a self-insert type of OC like my very first one named Tsun Björnson (Monster Hunter OC), but here's Himmelsk! ↓

The reason why I do my own art in breaks of commissions is to help keep me motivated and it helps me bring out my OCs and also helps give me ideas for poses and anatomy of my style so I know how to make it look cool and all lol, hope y'all love the return of jackhornersimp!!