#jabob

[mxnkeydo]

you and jacob are perfect. i think the highway is looking real nice right now.

thanks anon :)

[orangesand-lemons-234]

right, I've only been in this fandom for a few months, so maybe im behind on the lore, but how tf did david "lighten up, no-one died." jacobs get stereotyped as a mom friend in the newsies fandom...

[mintsuwu]

I HAVE A LOT OF SKETCHES AND OCS LAYING AROUND THAT I SHOULD SHOW TO THE WORLD but I am slow- ANYWAY Meet Boney!! (It's a nickname however because in his first concept I drew a rat with a bone and that stuck with me /hj). He is kinda rowdy and stubborn at times but he´s actually a nice kid.

He´s a rat child who comes from a far town poblated with rats called Meadow Town, but he gets lost and stranded in Mousedom at some point. And since people don´t want to help him out due to the whole rat stigma (doesn´t help that Ratigan reinforced that bad image of the species-) he begins to steal food and scare people off with the mindset of "Well people already run away from me so I might as well make it fun >:)". Rumors spread around that there was some sort of mischeavous creature lurking around, leading to Olivia and Fidget investigating about it and finding out that it was just a lost boy.

(Fidget jumpscared him right after/j) The bat didn't exactly like him at first, due to his personality and because it probably gave him Ratigan flashbacks BUT he ends up giving Boney his cap and they become mischief (and poker) buddies!

And his relationship with Olivia is the typical little boy and girl who tease each other constantly but get along pretty nicely, in fact Boney makes her change her perspective on rats a bit, wondering if not all of them are as bad as the mice society said.

OH AND SPEAKING OF RATIGAN he ended up finding Boney and snatched him for a bit, probably just to have him as a new lackey and also to teach him a crushing lesson in life- "See? Mice don't want to be friends with you, they LOATHE you because you are a RAT" (he's in denial)

((I really liked that sketch I knew I had to redraw it sometime-))

Boney however had a good ending and returned home with his father whom he had found and I should probably introduce properly in another post since he takes an important part in the lore I have come up for Ratigan- So here's also Father Jacob!

[one-highfalutin-sonuva-gun]

David Jabobs being confused in The World Will Know

"Where am I?"

"Why is everyone singing and dancing?!"

Proceeds to walk through the dancing crowd. Even Les (in the corner) knows the choreography.

Tries not to get hit by a dancer.

Luckily Mush is there to guide him away from the oncoming dancing stampede.

Davey finally realises he is in a musical

and joins in at the last minute.

"And the world will feel the fire and finally knoooow!"

[theawkwardoneout]

Uhhhhhh hazbin fanart idk

(plz don’t repost without permission)

[kieran-culkins]

anyways

[trbotunnel]

are you team jabob or team edward??? 🤗🤗

[manicpixiefelix]

my actual favourite part of watching all of this drama about the reporter harrassing jabob elordi has been every watching single person learn what happened and IMMEDIATELY lining up to defend Jacob's actions like

[a-state-of-bliss]

Sora Choi @ Marc Jabobs Fall/Wint 2016

[cassiesc0rner]

omg girl impurities is SO GOOD and im literally dyinggg waiting for the nextpart!! its literally so hard to find nate jabobs ff do u have any recs??!

thank you so much!! Sadly I only really came across two ffs here on tumblr, (the others are mostly oneshots) one is called “exactly what he needs” by annwrites, but it’s been on a hiatus for a while now :/ and the other one is finished, idk what it’s called but it’s by etherealily! :3

[sophieorso]

So in Twilight Jacob falls in love with Bella, right. Except no he doesn’t, he actually likes the Egg that would turn into Renesmee (which is a different kind of weird, but you do you Jabob, I guess). But speaking of him liking the one half that was needed to make Renesmee, it’s kind of necessary to remember that it takes two parts to make a baby, even if that baby is a hybrid. So Jacob had to be gay for Edward (or his nuts) at some point close to the conception of Renesmee. Just Twilight being the queer masterpiece it never intended to be.

[warriorrainyday]

One of my players is making a tradition of commissioning me to draw their half elf bard and one (or more) of his boyfriends being cute and I cannot be happier. I love getting to draw the local throuple.

Characters in order of the first image are: Emmett (Half-Elf bard/cleric PC), Jabob (Dwarf jeweler/ex-adventurer and partime professor NPC) and Lance (Human fighter/paladin NPC).

[fancyschmancyopinions]

Marc Jabobs at the 2023 Met Gala

ANITTA and PARIS HILTON at the 2023 Met Gala on May 1st 2023 in New York City wearing MARC JACOBS

[ask-paula-p]

Just came back from trying the paula pimento and cheese at the cafe. Gotta say, jabob knows what he's doing, i give a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ rating (just needs to cut down a bit on the salt)

Hmm... I should try it later.

[scratchpad123]

The 12 Best Articles of 2024 by Jacob Feldman of The Sunday Long Read

The Sunday Long Read is a weekly roundup of the week's best longform journalism delivered straight to your inbox every Sunday morning. We asked SLR founder and editor Jabob Feldman to pick the best articles of the year, and he didn't disappoint:

Priscila, Queen of the Rideshare Mafia by Lauren Smiley - She came to the US with a dream. Using platforms like Uber, Instacart, and DoorDash, she built a business empire up from nothing. There was just one problem.

A Family Ranch, Swallowed Up in the Madness of the Border by Eli Saslow - Desperate migrants. Cartel violence. It’s all happening in the Chiltons’ backyard.

I Always Believed My Funny, Kind Father Was Killed by a Murderous Teenage Gang by Tracy King - Three decades on, I discovered the truth

The Ramen Lord by Kevin Pang - At Chicago’s buzziest new restaurant, Mike Satinover is obsessed with one goal: making the perfect bowl of Japanese noodles.

The Return of Ta-Nehisi Coates by Ryu Spaeth - The Return of Ta-Nehisi Coates A decade after “The Case for Reparations,” he is ready to take on Israel, Palestine, and the American media.

Guns. Knives. Bats. Hammers. Hatchets. Spears. by Ruby Cramer - As incidents of road rage escalate across the country, aggressive drivers in Texas try to understand what triggers anger.

Seventy Miles in Hell by Caitlin Dickerson - The Darién Gap was once considered impassable. Now hundreds of thousands of migrants are risking treacherous terrain, violence, hunger, and disease to travel through the jungle to the United States.

The Unbranding of Abercrombie by Chantal Fernandez - The problematic mall brand pulled off the most exciting makeover in American retail. How?

I Don’t Know If I Can Call Myself a Mom by Jess Mayhugh - After enduring infant loss and years of fertility challenges, I still don’t have a child.

Will Hezbollah and Israel Go to War? By Dexter Filkins - Months of fighting at the border threaten to ignite an all-out conflict that could devastate the region.

Racing to Retake a Beloved Trip, Before Dementia Takes Everything by Francesca Mari - My dad always remembered his childhood journey through Europe. Now, with Alzheimer’s claiming his memories, we tried to recreate it.

From Heartbreak to Hope by Catherine Elton - A Maine father’s unlikely journey, one year after the Lewiston massacre

For more great journalism, check out the SLR Best of 2024 Edition and, of course, subscribe to the newsletter!

[thebookofnehemiah]

"The Fucking Around." From the Book of Nehemiah, "the Exploration of the Mysteries of the Lions that Lay," 11: 1-2.

As during the Departure, when God explained the priority tasks for attaining to freedom, the Nsh is told to repopulate the New Jerusalem with "Solomon's Servants", persons from Judah and Benjamin who lived in Jerusalem. "Sons of Israel who are ready for Glory to God through Peace on Earth."

The Departure in Vayetzei is too detailed to relay all at once, but it begins with Jabob's wet dream which mentions Bethel, the topic of our discussion in the Book of Nehemiah:

Jacob’s Dream at Bethel “The House of God.” 

10 Jacob left Beersheba “the highest” and set out for Harran “the climb”  11 When he reached a certain place, he stopped for the night because the sun had set. Taking one of the stones there, he put it under his head and lay down to sleep.

=which stone? which skill do you think? #1, Reuben “to lead.”

  12 He had a dream in which he saw a stairway resting on the earth, with its top reaching to heaven =the climb, and the angels of God were ascending and descending on it. “yesterdays going up, tomorrows coming down.”

There is no time to wait for the condolences or congratulations of others in the making of one's way to happiness. Our world's leaders and governments are trying to fool us into thinking it is all right to wait and see and this is a foolish way to live. The most important figure in western religion is Jacob, the man who became Israel, and he did not wait to do his Harran. He did what his father told him to do, earned his title, became intelligent and worldly and then he took the world by storm.

We must not do any less. The Nsh will not one day the king unless he lives life on the slopes of Harran. Fuck anyone that can't keep up. They obviously aren't worthy and must be left behind to wallow in their silly personal or professional sorrows, who cares what it is or why. If it is in the way, it must not be in the way.

This is how we enter Bethel at the top of Harran and will one day refound Jersualem once everyone learns, but not from within, but from the world's leaders.

The New Residents of Jerusalem

11 Now the leaders of the people settled in Jerusalem. The rest of the people cast lots to bring one out of every ten of them to live in Jerusalem, the holy city, while the remaining nine were to stay in their own towns.

 2 The people commended all who volunteered to live in Jerusalem.

The Values in Gematria are:

v. 1: The leaders settled in Jerusalem. Our planet's leaders are not planning to publish the peace. Troublemakers and scoundrels all of them, they are allowing time to waste and lives to squander. There must be a Nsh, one like Jacob who is unwilling to live in the manner they are forging.

I am not a Nsh but I refuse to allow a bunch of fat faggitts in the Republican Party who are sitting illegally ruin my life. I want them out, and the law says I am right.

The Number is 12832, "choose yabachev." "do not blubber."

v. 2: The people commended all who volunteered to live in Jerusalem. The Nobles of Israel know that which about I speak is correct. Thousands of years have past. But once again, we are about to struggle against another Pharaoah. This must not be allowed to happen. Now the Torah forbids Jews from looking, feeling, or living in a way that is wretched.

All of you, get up off your asses and help me put Donald Trump and those Mormons to death for the evil they have done and let's collect our paychecks and be done.

The Number is 4656, דוהו‎‎ ‎, doha, "objectionable."

Jews do not volunteer to settle in Jerusalem and do what is mandated by the Torah. The Mashiach is a divine expectation and you shall not wait further in its making. The Nsh must be anointed and this effort must begin. No more fucking around.

Are you Jews and Muslims really going to let a bunch of pusbags like those filthy Mormons push you around? And put another loser in the White House when the law says this is prohibited? Let's kill the bastards and live a little.