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jrueships · 1 year ago

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Admin: which teammate do you pick to cook your Thanksgiving dinner?

Alpey, who has brought his own baked goods for the team before; therefore, should have the most credibility and trust to be skilled in the kitchen: *happily suggests himself as the best option for jabari*

Jabari:

#jabari is like the kind of person who works a 15 hr shift then complains abt her tired they are #and how they cant sleep bcs they have so much to do around the house #but wont let their husband cook for them bcs they want to do it themselves then complain abt having to do it themselves #moms who start vacuuming the house at 4am then complain about how theres no one helping #'MOVE. ILL JUST DO THE DAMN THING MYS E L F !'#*2 seconds after scaring charity away* why do i have to do everything myself.'#the trials and tribulations of the stubborn control freak #he later says 'im not letting anyone else cook my food for me. (i pick) me. jabari.'#just tearing out alpeys heart and stomping on it 😭#picky ass eater who loves luxury jabari vs expired yogurt and carmel and chocolate syrup drizzled over it to feel fanciful alpey #bite #to the death #they literally asked this question last year??? before they banished gup to the gallows #alpey: alperen şengün 😄!!! ✨️ 🩵🩵#jabari: 😐#jabari (no grey matter): kill yourse-#why do they keep doing this to each other #alpey is the playful beloved family dog whos always in the room with the most people being pet 24/7 for being there & sweet #and jabari is the odd and aloof cat who has sporadic springs of affection and wacky affection #and will usually show himself when hes about to cause trouble for no apparent reason at no apparent schedule #like creeping over to a sleeping alpey and skippity papping him in the head without rhyme warning or reason #then taking off #zero apology or context given

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