#j for funzies

[fandomtookoverlife]

Buddie ficlet

Choose your on adventure?

Buck/Eddie + Chris being cute

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Eddie and Buck were in the kitchen, doing their normal after dinner routine. Eddie refuses to let Buck do the dishes after he’s just cook a whole meat for him and his son, and Buck refuses to sit back while Eddie cleans. So as Eddie washed the dishes, Buck dries them and puts them away. Each working perfectly in sink, expertly attuned to one another, to their partner’s needs. And man, don’t each of them wish that that word means more than it does.

“Bucky! Can you come help me with my assignment?” With out a word, but with two blinding smiles, Buck puts away the fish in his hand, knocks shoulders with Eddie and leaves the room.

As Buck heads into the living room Eddie can’t control the find smile that stays on his face, he can hear his partners foot steps slowly fading in the direction of his son. He can hear his smooth voice questioning Christopher on what home work he’s doing and he can hear Christopher’s voice, in that hushed tone which means that his son is roping Buck in on one of his schemes and trying to keep it a secret from Eddie.

And right here, right now, Eddie has never been more content and happy this this is his life.

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[lovedlovingly]

it's interesting how distressed i can get by someone lying to me and still feel like IM in the wrong for reacting - as if I'm doing something wrong for voicing my distress to the person who lied to me about being lied to lmao. normal human moment eh

[fluffytriceratops]

I am DESPERATE for some 2k3 Donatello dating headcanons, literally give me anything PLEASE I AM OBSESSED

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 [𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑]

notes: i gotchu bestie. <3 lemme know if you guys want these for the other 2k3 turts as well! :D also sorry for taking literal ages to get this request done for you! thank you sm for requesting i hope you have a wonderful day/night! <3

warnings: brief nsfw mentions, mature language, 

tags: @thelaundrybitch @turtle-babe83 @leosgirl82 @rheawritesforfun @s-s-ironnie @post-apocalyptic-daydream @mysticboombox @drowninghell @lec743 @raphielover  @raphslovemuffin80 @squirrelfurs @bibiz82 @pheradream-15 @kikithedreamerwriter @m1dnyt3-w0lf @scholastic-dragon @moonsua1 [if i've forgotten anyone i'm so sorry please comment or dm me and let me know and i'll add you right away so i don't forget in the future!]

(if you would like to be tagged in my future tmnt x reader related work, feel free to let me know and i'll happily add you!)

i love you all sm! i'm sending all the virtual hugs and well wishes to you!! <33

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- as usual, 2003 donnie has an obsession with coffee. so if you get this mans some coffee expect an INSTANT marriage proposal. [honestly what ver of donnie doesn't have a coffee addiction?] 

- likes to do your hair. it's calming to him and helps him think. hes watched a lot of youtube videos and stuff for it, so he knows what he's doing too. he likes to try new styles n stuff on you. everyone knows when he's particularily stressed or can't seem to figure something out because you seem to have a new hairsyle everyday until he's fixed whatever it is that's bugging him, 

- will also handmake beads and stuff to put in your hair. <3 

- makes jewelry for you, esp out of silverware and other things. it always turns out so beautifully. 

- late night drives. donnie has insomnia and his brain works a lot during the night/evening. so expect to hang out a lot with him during this time. driving at night at new york is super pretty and peaceful too. esp when it's just the two of you. [so long as you don't mind the hectic city hehe-]

- cuddling with him while he works. includes sleeping on him/in his lab when he works really late into the night. he'll later carry you to bed. 

- painting on his shell/body for funzies. and if he does the same to you don't expect it to look too great because 2k3 donnie can't draw for shit. 

- donnie will gift you homemade cards with stick figures on the cover cuz again he cant draw but he knows you'll adore it no matter what just because he made it. plus you think its funny as hell and he adores your laugh. 

- hes actually really good at photography. and he has loads of pictures of you. you two go out and take pictures together sometimes. it's always a lot of fun. and they always turn out great. 

- late night talking sessions are a normal for you. 

- donatello tries his best to get you to sleep at a decent time, but sometimes you'll refuse if he isn't coming to bed with you just to get him to go to sleep earlier. he'll probably lay with you for a while, unable to actually sleep. maybe he'll read or listen to music to help pass the time. sometimes he will also sneak back out of bed once you've fallen asleep, and when you catch him you give him a good talking to. 

- he really needs to take better care of himself. he's always putting those he cares for above himself. so you're always there to make sure he's okay and that he's doing what he needs to do to be happy and healthy. 

- you guys hardly ever fight. donnie isn't one to argue with you. he's a very gentle and kind soul. he rarely raises his voice. (but when he does you find it hot as FUCK- lets be honest--) 

- fix it felix. always fixes things for you, even if you dont ask it of him. if he's at your place and notices something needs to be fixed he'll just do it for you. even if you insist he doesn't have to, he will anyway because he loves you. it brings him joy. and honestly, you should just let him because it probably stresses him out a little thinking about how your door isn't closing properly or your car sounds funny or your light keeps flickering- 

- you like to prank him on occassion, this includes the whole "i filled my tank with the special gas-" or "i let them put premium air in my tires and they gave me a really good deal". it freaks and stresses him out, at least in the moment hehe. its very funny but keep in mind he'll get you back. 

- him reading to you sfghfdgkjhdfg (id die please-) esp if you have trouble sleeping or something. 

- coffee dates are a must. even if you dont drink coffee. 

- donnie napping curled up on your chest/on top of you. you tracing the grooves of his shell. you've learned he finds this very comforting and it helps him fall asleep. 

- hes a definite switch- lmao.

- very gentle and understanding. he's like your personal diary or therapist and you're the same for him. 

[icycoldninja]

Hii I luv your writing and I re read the sometimes j for funzies!! :D

How would the DMC guys react with their partner having anger issues stemming from childhood trauma? They can be working on their temper with the DMC men encouraging hobbies or activities to alleviate stress.

Their childhood could be dysfunctional and now as an adult they have unresolved issues with negative emotions making them frustrated/annoyed/ irritated over small things.

For example the s/o can be minding their own business but one small thing can make them huffy in irritation. They don’t mean to act like that, but it’s like instinct to raise their voice.

Thank you so much! Please enjooooy!

Sparda boys + V x Reader with anger issues headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-Dante knows what it's like to be angry all the time. Back in his day, he felt the same way, only he hid his anger with jokes and goofiness.

-Helps you calm down whenever you get too riled up, and somehow knows all these different activities to take your mind off things.

-He certainly turns his silliness to the max to cheer you up.

-He understands dysfunctional childhoods like no one else, and makes sure to give you all the comfort, hugs, and cuddles he wished he had when he was in pain.

-He could never get bothered with you, even if you snap at him out of the blue.

-Encourages you to try squeezing stress balls when you start to get upset.

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil is very calm, and retains that cold aloofness even after you blow your top.

-He recommends punching a punching bag to vent your anger.

-Since he has a home gym, access to a punching bag is not that difficult to obtain.

-On rare occasions when you are away from a bag that you can punch, Vergil allows you to punch his palms as hard as you can, since it is unlikely that you would hurt him.

-He's not the best at verbal comfort, but his hugs are warm and strong.

-Will give you food after an outburst because he knows anger makes one hungry, and vice versa.

□ Nero □

-Nero is prone to bursts of rage just like you are.

-Sometimes you get into fights over this very fact.

-Still, Nero knows you are the way you are because you went through some shit, just like he did, and knows not to take anything you do too personally. If only you thought the same.

-Often suggests using exercise to calm down, which results in you guys going for runs or long walks together.

-Will listen if you want to get anything off your chest, but he's not that good at giving advice.

-Remembers that sometimes he wanted hugs when he was angry, so he goes and gives some to you when you're angry. Peak logic.

● V ●

-V is a very calm person, so he handles you with ease.

-A hug from V and a few comforting words are usually all it takes to calm you down, if not completely, then substantially.

-Encouraged you to try making an anger diary, where you write down all the things that make you mad.

-Shadow is surprisingly helpful, too. Who knew petting a fluffy monster would soothe your soul?

-V does get a little hurt by your abrasive comments, but Griffon reminds him you're not you when you're yelling.

-V just tries to be there for you, because while you are very grouchy, you can be sweet and loving, too.

[yourbustedkneecaps]

calculations are almost done i just gotta type everything up so it makes sense

i could tell you the near-exact dates that the voltron show started (shiro’s capture and return to earth) in-world

[thezoobster]

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[hoot-sifer]

Chat am I cooked for making a fairy oc 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Lune lives as a human for funzies, his wand is a guitar I guess? Haven’t decided lol. Idk I still need to think about this horrible decision/j

[manicpixieyandere]

The Leader of a Queer Generation; The Rocky Horror Picture Show

(This is another college essay we are posting for funzies lmao, enjoy!). (Also had to censor it, sorry!).

With the fall of the Hays Code, the queer demographic was finally able to have their own cult classics and media culture. Most prominently was The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Richard O’ Brien) in 1975. For a bit of history. The Hays Code was in effect from 1934-1968. The Hays Code was a rigid set of rules for television and film that stated all delinquent behavior must be punished on screen. If a character did something immoral, they must suffer the consequences, the consequence usually being death. The Hays Code itself outlined what it deemed to be immoral behavior. Among that list was anything remotely queer. This is where many tropes and writing tools were developed such as the “Burry Your Gays” trope or queer coding. The Hays Code was lifted in 1968 and replaced with something similar to our rating system today. So, what did that mean for queer audiences? It meant it was time for them to be the stars!

​For the first time in decades showrunners and movie makers could show queer activity on the small or even big screen! The most notable product of this time period was The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Originally a musical performed onstage in the early 70s that was adapted into a film in 1975. The original musical and movie shared a similar cast, most notably Tim Curry as the main antagonist Frank-N-Furter. Frank was a self described “Sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania” (O’ Brien 1975). The word transvestite was very different than what it means today. In 1975 it was equivalent to Frank telling the characters Brad and Janet (but also the audience) that he was transexual or transgender (as those terms were not in frequent use until much later).

Speaking of Brad and Janet, they are the audience’s “straight man”. To quote David J Getsy “One cannot be queer alone” (Getsy, 2017, para. 2). This is to use the original meaning of the word “queer” as in weird. You cannot be weird if there is no normal, so Brad and Janet are the stand ins for an average American straight couple. Throughout the movie though we see Brad and Janet start to learn things about themselves at Frank’s castle. After Frank has s*x with each of them separately they start to see things differently. Janet becomes more open and lustful with her sexuality making many advances towards titular character Rocky. Janet is also seen making out with another girl, Columbia. Brad while less confident, still learns some preferences he did not know he had that can be considered “out of the norm”. Another popular reading being he was a closeted gay man as well. Brad and Janet learn with the audience that it is ok to explore one’s sexuality and gender identity. While Frank-N-Furter does in fact die, the Hays Code still has no effect here as Brand and Janet get to live out their lives after their newfound discoveries.

Brad and Janet aren’t the only ones who have a good time in the castle. In the “Time Warp” the audience along with Brad and Janet are introduced to Riff Raff and Magenta, a quirky sibling duo. Later in the song the character Columbia introduces herself. She tells the story of how she met Frank-N-Furter and how he changed her life. Later in the movie we are also introduced to Eddie and Rocky. Eddie being a former lover of Frank and Columbia’s. Rocky is the man Frank-N-Furter makes, very Frankenstein esq. In the song “Rose Tint My World” each character performs in a floor show expressing how Frank’s lust and freedom has rubbed off on them. Some like Brad and Columbia have their reservations but choose to wear those rose tinted glasses, while Rocky and Janet are completely accepting of this new found life. Eventually the evening is cut short when Riff Raff kills Frank as well as Rocky and Columbia. Riff Raff does this as he proclaims Frank-N-Furter’s lifestyle was just “too extreme (O’ Brien, 1975).

Just like Brad, Janet, and everyone else in the castle, the real world also has a tradition inspired by Frank-N-Furter (and The Rocky Horror Picture Show). Performance groups acting along side showings of the movie become vastly popular. As did a script of “counterpoint dialogue” the audience would shout during the movie. It was also tradition to throw toilet paper at the screen during certain scenes in the movie (although this one has fallen out of fashion at some theaters, being deemed “rude”). For these events the audience can dress however they want! The idea was to be comfortable and be yourself. This means many people show up in similar fashion to the movie. Gothic, gram rock, corsets, you name it! It is a night of community and fun.

​In 2016 The Rocky Horror Picture Show was remade as a filmed stage musical titled The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again (Kenny Ortega, 2016). In this production, actress Laverne Cox was casted as Frank-N-Furter. Cox is a transwoman, marking the first official time Frank-N-Furter was played by an actual transwoman. Laverne Cox is also African American and finally sheds some light on black queers in this production, something sorely lacking in the original production. There are stark differences in the interpretations of the character Curry and Cox portrayed. The outfitting of Tim Curry’s Frank-N-Furter implies shock value by using feminine clothing to show off a masculine body, while Laverne Cox’s costuming is more feminine in nature. Cox’s Frank-N-Furter is still compared to the “straight men” of Brad and Janet but not in an oppositional nature.

​The influence of The Rocky Horror Picture Show still goes on today. There are still many notable screenings of the movie with live actors and scripted audience responses. The 2016 remake was just one production of many put on through the years. Popular media nowadays even references The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Even in places you wouldn’t expect such as kids shows like Phineas and Ferb (Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh, 2007). The Rocky Horror Picture Show introduced an audience to queer culture and continues to be a part of said culture many decades later. The way in which this movie carried itself into queer culture signifies its strong se of rhetorical devices such as; ethos, logos, and pathos. The ethos present in the film is that of Frank (who has experience) showing the characters AND the audience how happy they’d be to give into desire and to simply be themselves. This ties into the logos being that these characters do in fact end up happy in their newfound situation, especially Janet. The pathos plays on the fact that all humans have some sort of desire they push down. The Rocky Horror Picture Show uses these literary devices to tell its queer audience for generations to be themselves and have fun!

[loonybun]

hi guys… guess who wrote for mermay… it’s me…. hopefully i’ll also do some more soon

Contains: Mermaid/siren whumpee, siren hunter whumper, multiple (care)whumpers, captivity, very subtly implied murder and torture (for funzies), carewhumper, a really fucked up found family dynamic except one of the “parents” has no idea about it, teenage whumpee, mute whumpee, nonbinary whumpee

hope u enjoy my silly guys…. i plan to write smthn for cady next if my brain is hyped up enough

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The tank was the only home they’d ever known. Though they were young when they’d been taken from the ocean, it had always been cruel to them. The tank, on the other hand, was made with them in mind. It was comfortably large and filled with things like plants and hides for enrichment.

They loved seeing their caretaker, even if he never had much time to spare. He moved briskly whenever he walked by, never even offering a slight glance towards them. Eye contact was a rarity. They didn’t know why he scowled whenever he was forced to face them. His disgust, whenever he tossed the long-dead fish into the tank, made their guts twist with guilt. They’d done something wrong, they were sure of it, but they didn’t know what it could've possibly been.

Maybe something was wrong with them. The water made it difficult to hear anything from the other side of the tank, but they knew one word he used frequently. “Beast”. That’s what he called them. It hurt more knowing he’d handled other people like them before. Sometimes, he’d even smile at someone. They’d never seen the same person twice after someone was wheeled away in a cooler. There was no need to take any of them out of their tanks after all. They found it strange how they'd never seen any of the other enclosures, but it was the only place they could be. They were sure of that fact.

Besides their caretaker, there was another human that came around every once and a while. She had bright eyes and a playful smile constantly fixed on her face. Her fascination with them was a stark contrast to her caretaker’s aversion. The woman would always come and tap on the glass and grin when they came up. With her hands, she’d make little motions and signals. It took them a while to pick up on the language, but with a bit of time, it became easier to hold a conversation. They’d managed to learn her name. Mel. They were called Marley by her, but they’d never heard their caretaker use that name for them. Or any name, for that matter.

Once, they’d asked why their guardian looked at them the way he did. They noticed the way Mel bit her lip before she responded. “He’s like that to everyone. Don’t take it personally, okay? He likes you plenty.”, she signed. Then, they asked about why he never seemed upset with the others. Her expression shifted into one of horror, then deep discomfort. All she said was that she needed to leave, and then she did. They heard yelling a bit later, but they weren’t able to discern why.

They had a feeling that whatever it was, it was their fault.

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i know it’s a bit short but take what u can get from me and nibble on it because for all you know it could be months till ur next little meal /j

[sillydummydum]

*DROPS S/I ON THE GROUND*

*RUNS AWAY IN SHAME*

S/I Yap time!!

OK SO-- I made this little S/I art yesterday and felt like sharing!! My Persona 5 S/I is basically-- well, me (bubbly and annoying) and nothing else lolol I literally insert myself in the universe with some plot changes and it's fun!! She likes space and music! Cuz i do too! :D She's also an indie musical artist but it's like more of a hobbie than anything! (Even if it does helps with money and all! she also does haves some good amount of followers on the niche! But nothing big out of the indie bubble) She wants to work as a songwriter for a famous singer one day!

Her background is nothing crazy but I made some silly changes, like aging up my irl brother (he's currently a lil baby and I made him a lil kid :3) and making me live with my grandma! (fucking love my grandma kisses grandma!!) Also some dramatic aah stuff like dead mom and no dad for me (the basics) 😭😭 My S/I has a strong special interest in space!!! Which is something I'm getting really into lately! So I made mommy an astronomer! She was like best friends with Wakaba (scientific nerds lol) and Sojiro so S/I was very close to Futaba since childhood for that reason!

She is a phantom thieve (shockerz) and uhm I wanted to use my personal experience as a bullied child growing up (mostly because of ableism) and turn that into motivation to make justice, since no one did that for me before!! (Grr goddamn adults!) And finding my own group of weird little people made me much more open and generally happy in real life! So that's what I'm doing on this universe as well! ^^

Yes she entered in kamoshida's case cuz I wanna imagine myself in every little story event.

Yes I study at Shujin.

Yes I am basic. /j

Even tho when it's for self shipping purposes I usually make my stuff in the 3rd semester because... life is beautiful and husby has no filter so it's funnier ✨️ AND YES I AM HELPING THE ROYAL TRIO WITH MARUKI FUCK IT NOW WE ARE FOUR!! (Depression afterwards :<)

Her Persona is called Selene! Based off the greek goddess of the moon!! She has nuclear/almighty based skills simply because it's chaotic and looks cool!! FUCKING MEGIDOLAON ON THEM!!! POOOWWW BOOM KABOOM!! 💥👊ALSO FUN FACT SHE'S VERY CHAOTIC!! (just like me fr maybe because it is me duh) often being too dramatic, explosive and loud!!! totally ruining stealth when it comes to infiltrating palaces, which usually makes some funny aah scenes because she was dumb-- maybe she's not a good phantom thief...

maybe.

Talking about metaverse stuff! Her clothes are based off Magicians! Because of her lil show off nature, making everything a explosive dramatic spectacle! And uhm magicians are cool!! -v-"

This concept was made with the help of my bestie! Helping me take a more Kaito kid/Tuxedo Mask inspired design, which i really like allot! big thanks to him!! <3

Relationship dynamics:

On this section I wanted to give a small little insights on her relationships with most characters! Since I felt like it would be fun to do so! :3

☆~☆~☆

Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya

- Her relationship with Akira is pretty much like a siblings relationship, Luna looks up to him allot and is the "I wanna be like you when I grow up" type lol even if they are the same age. He is her inspiration to get better, so she will get at his level one day! He also makes extra suggary cappuccino to her when she goes to Leblanc 🤝 ☕️

Ryuji Sakamoto

- Her relationship with him is pretty much the chaotic duo type, shes always giving him death stares when he starts to talk about girls or some dumb Ryuji shit like that 😭 Her and Morgana are constantly slandering him for the funzys, but Ryuji also likes to pick up on her so they're eternally on a war-- and in general they are two loud dumbasses who share the same braincells and have little silly banters 🤲 also HC that Luna helps him dye his hair 🫡

Ann Takamaki

- Her relationship with Ann is the girly besties type, constantly going out shopping, Ann usually helps her to buy her clothes since Luna definitely can't pick her clothes on her own without it looking weird 😭 they also go out allot to eat! Try the newest deserts all around Tokyo! Those two would probably kill for a chocolate cake. And they are getting progressively more poor because of that... She likes to paint Ann's nails and style her hair for fun! because she personally thinks Ann looks like a pretty porcelain doll!

Yusuke Kitagawa

- Her relationship with Yusuke is another of pure admiration!! Yusuke admire Luna for her artistic side on the music and Luna's eyes sparkle at every little sketch he does, I like to think that Luna (just like me) is an artist for fun who really has allot of trouble with drawing certain things that aren't fanart lol, and they go out on little panting sessions togheter. Like I dunno go to Inokashira Park to draw the scenario and his comes out like the next monalisa and hers is like... Blue and Green all mixed up togheter. And she probably got her clothes dirty in the process. He does encourages her to continue tho! And gives her tips that she usually doesn't get-- so uhm sensei Yusuke Ig?

Makoto Nijima

- Her relationship with Makoto is... *sighs* very sibling-like too. Luna isn't the best at school, and always cry for help when it's exams week 💔 Makoto usually scolds her for being too careless at everything, school, metaverse, crossing the road-- but only because she really cares about her. Luna is like the little sister she needs to lookout for so she doesn't get herself killed by accident. Oh fun fact but Luna is also very afraid of Sae (just like me im afraid of pretty woman) so yeah she freezes when she steps in the room 😭

Futaba Sakura

- Oh boooyyy Futaba time!! My relationship with Futaba is so silly and fun and I wanna yap about it!! Ok third person mode on--

So, since they were basically raised togheter, they are pretty close to one another, and have gathered the same types of interests through the years. Since I have the Autistic Futaba HC, I like to imagine that they get each other more than anything, engaging in parallel play most of the time when she was a shut-in. And I like to imagine that Luna was pretty much the only person she talked to at first after her Palace. Also HC that they play Pokemon United togheter. Cuz I said so. They exchange allot of gifts related to their special interests too! Ugh I have so many HC's for us but basically we are best friends forever two little chaotic autistic sillys but i help Futaba with her social anxiety! yipeee :3

Haru Okumura

- Her relationship with Haru is the tea time besties, they talk all day over a good cup of tea and Haru frequently gives her tips of how not make her plants die (very important, I never can make them live...) which is a hobby Luna really is trying to... make possible... (plz don't die this time) and generally her time yapping with Haru is a very comforting one, usually when shes feeling dramatic she goes and hugs Haru and makes her little drama, and Haru is usually the only one who's like "Oh dear :(" and stands her when she's being extra or cheers her up when shes actually sad too! 😭 shes such a sweetheart! <3 don't be mean with Mona and Luna! Haru is gonna politely ask you to stop. (Looking at you ryuji)

Morgana

- Her relationship with our favorite not cat! He's... Morgana. We know him. But Luna can be considered pretty much his #1 fan???? She thinks he's HELLA COOL like the best phantom thieve ever!! (I love morgana!!!) She really respects him and Morgana is really grateful to have someone that looks up to him (Luna looks up to lots of people! ><") Luna also likes to pat him. Allot. (IM A CAT PERSON OK) which well he doesn't mind but still he's not a kitty that you can just pat like that!!! (He's purring)

Sumire Yoshizawa

- Her relationship with Sumire is... damn, Luna is LOUD. And well we know that Sumi isn't exactly as extroverted as she makes herself seem when she takes on the Kasumi role. So uhm let's say Luna is overwhelming-- very overwhelming! 😭 She's always jumpy and bubbly and is constantly trying to cheer Sumire up, turning into some type of cheerleader for her when she starts to self-depreciate in any way, being overly affectionate and in general being extra EXTRA around her since she gets very worried about Sumire's mental health-- So yeah, Luna is basically constantly cheering her on and admiring her for being able to make things she can't (Even if Sumire doesn't think they're that great :< )... ooh we have another extreme admiration case here!!! Maybe the person she admires the most! Hell yeah! Give my girly some love!~ My bestie <3

Haha that's the end nothing more to see here... hah... haha.... bye...

Ok...

*sighs*

Goro Akechi

- That's probably the most important relationship of all-- why did I put him in last? I'm embarrassed. Uh... shy? 😭 gonna be more personal about this one uhm-- well

That's my boyfriend over there, I hate him I don't really enjoy his company and I hope he gets therapy. /hj

No, really tho, our relationship is... I can't even describe it, but our dynamic is DEFINITELY the "aww they do care about each other" type-- I constantly enjoy to annoy the hell out of him, just because it's funny?? I'm the devil from the bible. Er... so... the thing is, Akechi constantly get dismissed through story for obvious reasons, he's openly agaisn't the Phantom Thieves and later they do have much MUCH more motives to not fuck with him-- but Luna? DAMN. That girl is I N V E S T E D In being friends with him. Specially on the start, his sob stories actually made her pity him and get all "aw he's miserable... 🥺" lol so she constantly insisted on being his friend, even tho he was internally screaming and trying to push her away, she was CONVICTED. SHES A FRIENDSHIP MACHINE BABY. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HER!!

So with that forced proximity, they eventually started getting closer, and it was something very... slow? Definitely. Luna never cared about hiding herself no matter how weird people seemed to find her, maybe he would admire that... envy that? Who knows.

Suddenly he started to enjoy her company. Even if she was... oh well a little dumb, yeah, he definitely thinks she is-- He never had people who were close to him, and definitely didn't had someone THAT determined to bother him 24/7. Maaaybe he could call her something close to a friend... right? (Yes they were she stated that every 3 seconds and Luna rules 🫡) And that was before he "entered" to the Phantom Thieves, and when he did? Damn she was kinda happy! Don't talk about the blackmail part showing off to him and telling him all the cool things she could do as she ""teached"" him about the metaverse (lol like this bitch needed to) and they got even closer!! Damn! Let's go play darts togheter and silly around! Yay! :D

I also like to HC that he would eventually let some good amount of things about his real self slip, and Luna would be like totally clueless and okay about it, when most people would think it was weird or out of character. Maybe that's why he got so weirdly comfortable around her? She didn't gave a fuck-- and oh well he wasn't THAT detective princefied around her by that time. Yeah she's probably the closest he got to it... (sweeps Akira under the rug)

And uh... let's skip allot of things so I won't yap about the whole Akechi arc here. Maybe another day.

But Luna was utterly miserable after everything (yall know what), she wasn't angry... just... shocked. Maybe a bit quieter? Less energetic? She was since the revelation, but it was worse now... and the penny dropped at the worst time-- And uh yeah sad above everything I think that's pretty much expected when you lose someone you really like. Despite everything, he was a friend... someone she cared about... maybe more than she should...

Wait.

Cared about, huh? OH FUCK SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM!!! (Shockerz) GASP WOW WOAH! *VINE BOOM* Who would've guessed. So uhm yeah that sucks, now it's too late...

A little more timeskip--

Oh well damn hi Goro!! What the fuck??? :D

That's where most of the romantic relationship aspects take part, damn he was there now???? It was literally her chance!! To what? Nothing really-- just spend more time to him and get more clingy (like she wasn't enough before) and even MORE bubbly than before!! She was genuinely happy! And now with the useless knowledge that she was utterly and absolutely in love with him. Oh well. And... damn she fell even more for him now! LIKE 20× MORE!! STOP HER PLEASE!!

And uh well she's not very good at hiding it so yeah her secret didn't last long, maybe i'll write how the confession went someday! :)

So basically... at first he was like "What the fuck?? Why????" But uhm maybe er... maybe he uhm... you know-- maaaybeeeee--- okay im flustered BUT MAYBE he would realize in the moment that he was in... love too? Uhm... get a little... yk... awkward there... ,÷*×&×(× er-- I don't know!! I MEAN FUCK OF COURSE HE DID I LITERALLY SELF SHIPP WITH HIM UGH IM DUMB--

OKAY WE ARE DATING NOW. That's the point. 😭😭

It's awkward, not ideal for what people expect of a couple, we definitely still have our little silly banters, he does want to kill me! and i do like to annoy him!! BUT I LIKE IT THAT WAY!! We aren't a veeeery affectionate openly lovey dovey couple but we are deeply in love! And when we do have our little lovey dovey moments it's just us being two dumb messes who don't know a thing about what we are doing! Hand holding? Just the little fingers! Kisses? Barely cheek ones! (On my part obviously im kissing the hell outta his cheeks mwah mwah mwah) I mean, we are trying! I love him and he loves me!! Allot!!! Even if we get a little weird and flustered about it!

>//<

I like awkward dating. It's fun. I love my boyfriend. :>

Oh damn I realized I yapped allot, more than I should-- I was about to write my relationship with other minor characters in the game but uhm that's too much already! Sorry for making you read that much! ^^"

But thank you for reading anyways!! I really appreciate it <3 for reading to my ULTIMATE s/I yapping!! Or... well, a yapping about me! I hope you enjoyed it! Feel free to ask questions about my s/i or my self ship if you have any! Oh damn even yap back at me about your S/I's! F/O's? I would love to hear it! ^^

Bye everyone!!!~ ☆

[phantomcellar]

So about the end of the current episode

I thought about it and I am pretty sure that V is not actually dead.

Here's a couple of ways she could live (with varying degrees of possibility):

J saves her. Maybe she went after the others in time to save V

Eldritch V. A thing to note here is that now Uzi is Vs admin instead of Cyn so that maybe affects how that works. Also there's probably enough corpses for her to be rebuilt by the program.

She has a backup like J. Not much to add here although it would probably take a bit for her to get back

She somehow manages to fight off the sentinels, but may get pretty injured (although this one is a bit unlikely, as one of the sentinels was already going for a bite).

Crack theories (for the funzies):

V befriends the sentinels and rides them into battle

She's immune to the sentinels because she's practically blind without her glasses lmao

So yeah in conclusion. I think V will live, but she will either get a badass entrance, be near death's door or a giant worm.

[juls-pools]

Momo and her relationship with other girls in Twice

Hi again! This is a part three of my series of reading about relationship between Twice girls and today's post about Momo. Let's get it start it :)

Disclaimer: it's just for funzies. Don't take it seriously. And never ever make your life choices based on readings. Also I am asking a permission to do readings before even start them in the first place.

Momo x Nayeon

A card: Page of swords

I see now, they were defenetly beefing. Momo sees Nayeon as her enemy or as someone who she can't and should not trust. She sees her as someone who is immature and evil. She thinks of her poorly and thinks that Nayeon is envious of her and toxic. They might even not talk it all through, as the card is telling more about fights but at the same time about mind games. Like they might be talking passive agrassive to each other and trying to mimic their annoynce, but all people around them could feel this heavy and fake energy. Momo views Nayeon as someone who is bratty and like to argue a lot, maybe she was seeing her arguing with other people around too many times. She might respects Nayeon for her strength and straightforwardness, but she thinks she's too much for her. I think she distanced herself from this relationship, that's why Nayeon might feels this kind of nostalgic way about their past and dissopointed in Momo in return.

Momo x Jeongyeon

A card: Lovers

Intresting again. Momo loves Jeongyeon, she feels like they are soulmates and this friendship is the most precious and deep one with girls for her. But as I read Jeongyeon's feelings, I can tell right now it's not mutual. And I guess it's because they are not the same, they are really different people in core and that might be really frustrating from time to time. But anyway Momo thinks highly about Jeongyeon, admiring her and feeling deep trust and devotion for her. For Momo their friendship is full of intense emotions and big challanges. I can tell their friendship was always full of ups and downs, having frustrating fights and difficult choices. But as I see for now Momo will always choose Jeongyeon. And that's beautiful.

Momo x Sana

A card: four of wands

So our J-line is quite happy little folks together :) I am getting kind of fire energy from Sana as it's the second time in a row when I am getting wands for her. They are energetic and full of life together. Momo might thinks that Sana is getting the better out of her. They are loud, happy and just silly when they are together. Sana is her happy pill. They might like to go out together a lot, because it feels so good for Momo. Also I think Momo appreciates Sana's gifts and taste in things. They might like to go shopping together or buy some stuff, decorate things. They give off this kind of early stage of marrige vibe, not gonna lie. Just happy together and do exciting things for the first time, celebrating them with others. I could imagine them going together to the parties also and just wilding there, singing in caraoke and dancing till the sun rise. Very lively and full of passion bond. But again not so deep for Momo right now. I don't see them talking too much or too deeply. This relationship for Momo more about spending time comfortably and happily when they both want it.

Momo x Jihyo

A card: Star

This one is a deep relationship for sure. Momo feels deeply about Jihyo. Maybe even idolizing her and wanting to be like her. She loves her. And that's love is kind of outer space. It's full of trust, devotion, some sort of deep intuitive understanding and longing. But Momo might always feels this distance between them. It might be because of their hierarchy and because Jihyo is her leader, or they might be always on the physical distance (like their schedual is too different and they can't see each other), or there might be always a mental distance between them that Jihyo put between them for some reason.

It's also intresting because the Star is Jihyo's card, symbolizing her (I made a reading about that, asking for a symbol card for all the girls), so I could tell that Momo gets who Jihyo really is, she sees her really well and that might be terrifing and freeing at the same time for Jihyo.

But afterall the card is about this dreamy and beautiful bond full of true love. That's what Momo feels for her leader. She respects her, she puts Jihyo's needs on the pedestal. Their relationship is just beautiful, full of emotions, hopes and dreams. Momo might listens really intensively to what Jihyo thinks and wants, admiring her imagination and creativity. Also this bond might last for a really long time. Momo will always remember about Jihyo. That's a devotion for a life here.

Momo x Mina

A card: two of swords

So not all the J-line getting along, I see. Ahaha They are in kind of strange stage of relationship right now, I guess. Momo doesn't know what to do or how to manage this situation with Mina. She feels uncertain around her. She probably thinks to herself, should I end things with her? Or should I gave her a chance? Is this relationship worth of my time and energy? And she doesn't have answers for her questions. Mina might be too rational for her liking and no fun at all. They might become more of a friends if they both gonna be more rational and cold. But trust is not here. I don't think Momo trusts her and feels like she can relay on her. As I can say they might get along in the future, when they both come to understanding what they both want from each other. I feel they just need to compromise and get it all straight to the point and work hard on this.

Momo x Dahyun

A card: ten of coins

Aww, so cute! Another family bond in Twice. Momo loves her, feeling at home near Dahyun. Their relationship full of happy and calm energy. It's a friendship that feels freeing but at the same time it's full of duty. They care for each other deeply and can talk about anything like in a healthiest relationship ever. It's giving energy when you coming to your friend's place and just can come all over their fridge, eat anything, gossip and yapp about everything that comes to your mind and then watch a Netflix series together in complete silence because you know that you can be just yourself and don't mind anything. It's a wholesome connection full of trust and love that feels like a warm hug. They might enjoy binge watching, eating delicious food, going to the restourants, doing some pottery in home, overall something homey and chill. It's not about going out, more introverted and calm energy.

Momo x Chaeyoung

A card: Tower

Damn... Another one of intense and hard relationship for Momo. They are... intense. It's the heaviest energy. I think they might be in a cold-warm, love/hate relationship lmao Momo thinks of Chaeyoung as a chaos. She's a mess. But that kind of mess might be super attractive for her lol They can hurt each other deeply but also might understand each other like no one ever could. I am sensing some kind of toxic behavior, some cruelty and even self-destraction. They might argue, yell at each other but anyway they are bonding too deeply. They are too deep in this shit. And I think Momo loves it in some sort of way. Living on this kind of edge might make her feel alive, might even inspire her to do better, to go on and on.

If you see yourself in this kind of relationship, please, seek for a therapy 😭🙏

Momo x Tzuyu

A card: eight of cups

Another dissopointence and mental pain for Momo. Something is defenetly off and right now she knows what she needs to do. To let go and go away from this relationship as far as she can go. I guess they were pretty close and right now their relationship is dying. Maybe it was a fight or they just outgrow each other and get to the point of not wanting to be together no more as a friends. It might be a cold demenour, like I can see Momo being enthusiastic and wanting to spend time with her, but Tzuyu cancelling their meeting at the last second and telling her off. But good for her, because now she is seeing things clearly and knows that she needs to back off and continue to go further. Show must go on even if it hurts right now.

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Damn, that was kind of an emotional roller coaster to be honest. I might sense that Momo is this kind of person who lives in a black or white world. She either loves you or hates you lol. The next is gonna be Sana, if she would want to participate in this :)

[emeraldbabygirl]

Just for funzies here’s a list of jpop groups I like or are starting to listen to

Snow Man

Travis Japan

7 Men Samurai

JO1

INI

Orbit

Faky (don’t think they’re a group anymore)

Banana Lemon (I think they aren’t a group anymore)

The Rampage from Exile Tribe hehe

Sandaime J Soul Brothers

Ballistik Boys

Jet Boy Bangerz

Kid Phenomenon

Psychic Fever

Lil League

Wolf Howl Harmony

Fantastics from Exile Tribe

E-Girls

C-ute (they aren’t around anymore but they have some good songs)

Morning Mesume (Idk if they’re still together I know a lot of members “graduated” but idk if the group is still around)

I’m working on listening to more from each group and stuff but I’m def gonna keep up with these groups cause I seen a couple fun videos and I like their vibes and a few of their songs gs so I wanna keep an eye out for their future stuff

If anyone has any recs I’ll give them a listen too!

[h-ski3]

BOO !! did i scare u? probably. british ppl r scary /HEAVY J

anywho, surprise ! havent interacted with the countryhumans fandom in a long time, mainly because it was a phase i grew out of years ago, but i might start doodling it more just for funzies. check out this toothpaste lookin brit design i got goin on (ill get an outfit set up later, too lazy for it rn)

:3

that'z based off this thing VV

also im working on like 10 bajillion doodles and keep going on more side quests to doodle other stuff send help LOLOLOL i cant stay on task for the life of me

[weirdfreakshow]

YIPPEEE COPY N PASTE BC I ALREADY WROTE IT IN YOUR ASKS 10 MINS AGO!!

okay, hear me out in s6 i feel like Grian would have a huge addiction to sh (due to past yhs/kov and probably family stuff that hasnt been resolved) and he would do it anywhere he could find privacy and time, sometimes he'd just let the blood drip off and dry because he was so desperate for the pain and harm, he did it alot around mumbo's place alot simply because he liked being around mumbo, and blood blends in with redstone (imo) and thats where we transition(🏳️‍⚧️/j) to mumbo, he has always had an odd fascination with blood imo. also mumbo has awful self asteem thinks he is shitty all the time and thinks hes dumb if he fails even 1 thing (was deff pressured as a child+labled gifted and got burnt out), he also deff has seen some stuff on the internet and thats how he heard of self harm, over the time it became a thing that he did more often, definitely not as much as Grian though, But mumbo always kept a stainless steel razor blade in one of his pockets if he ever needed it. One day Grian was cutting himself in a more risky area late at night (11pm-1am)and mumbo caught him (in Sahara's redstone area maybe? idk) grian was cutting with a super shitty blade but he still managed to get good results. mumbo noticing the shitty blade walks up to grian and this scares the SHIT out of grian bc hes been caught by not so nice ppl b4, he thinks hes about to get yelled at or something but instead mumbo pulls a new blade out of his pocket and gives it to grian says something like "use this instead, i dont want you to get tetanus or something" bc i feel like hes a bitch abt being healthy in that way/lh(paranoid) grian took the blade thankfully but also shocked bc like mumbo jumbo? self harm? thats kinda gay😕/j (im a fag dw) also mumbo was also wearing short sleve so his cuts and scars were showing too (he took off his hoodie(its night hes not wearing his suit) to show grian "hey same dude"). Grian unwrapped the blade and asked he he could continue, MJ said yes and pulled out his own blade and joined grian.

Thats how they had their first cutting sesh together:3

HCs for this: Grian usualy does bean cuts and Mumbo does a bunchh of styros / cat scratches, he's done bean b4 but it made him almost pass out. Grian was deff Scene once and showed off his scars. Grian and Mumbo get high together all the time (and maybe a little toutchy 🤭🤭🤭).

ough i wanna make this like . a mini fic or something

also Grian and Taurtis totaly cut eachother for the funzies all the time

this is so big brain, and so extensive I don't feel like I'd be able to add anything substantial to it, but I'd like to say that I just love the image of Mumbo always carrying one or two new, fresh razors on the pocket of his suit. Something about it, about not really feeling ashamed of cutting but still having them hidden under the sleeves of his pristine suit. I also think of him having a strange fixation with everything red. From redstone, to red foods, to blood. Watching the cuts form, especially if they're clean, made with a sharp enough object it's just like cutting through butter. He finds it so satisfying in such a strange way, scratches his brain that perfect way he didn't know he needed.

Grian, shaky and afraid of being judged before Mumbo just places a shiny razor in his palm. So good.

Might not be accurate at all, but just thinking of .. Cuts giving Mumbo a sense of euphoria while they give Grian a sense of control.

"Mumbo has seen some shit on the internet" oh I KNOW that guy watched copious amounts of gore. He likes watching beans cuts but he just doesn't have the endurance to handle them, unlike Grian. A total expert, huh.

Can't help but acknowledge the mentions of yhs. I'm sure Grian learned from Sam, i KNOW Grian found Sam cutting more than once. Sam would be COVERED in scars too, always. He pushed Taurtis to cut for the first time too, insulting him in so many ways that taught him to hate himself, hate his own body ♡ so much fun

[heycerulean]

Live reacting to the first episode of ars PARADOXICA because it seems cool and i want to try it:

- would like to start off with the fact i'm eating a sandwich. it's a very nice sandwich. a subway sandwich. a chicken and cheese sandwich. this reading may be skewed by the joy of sandwich. - music goes hard - "hell does it even matter" that is an odd thing to say about the date - 1943? funzies - sally you are such a vibe. love you so far - very expensive baby generator thing? real. kilogram of platinum? where are you getting a kilogram of platinum? - "it won't do any harm" YOU ARE A SCIENTIST? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT - loving the sounds here - ship goes crazy. love that - a swearing of sailors <- phrase that's going to live in my brain now - THE BRIG!!! (wolf 359 flashbacks) - SHIPS!!! I LOVE SHIPS!!! SHIP MUSEUMS!!! hey what. what your grandfather what. your grandfather landed on the moon. what - i was going to say that I loved WWII era naval construction but there are bigger problems here - "ma'am? excuse me ma'am?" <- I LOVE THIS MAN - I LOVE HIM ALREADY - (cautiously? no idea if he's like. evil or something) - (i've listened to podcasts before ok) - "i'm not sure what i'm doing here" preach sister - "DINGGGGGGGG" "calm down, save your strength" - chet whitman? chep whipman? i can't hear - I LOVE HIM - he just sails the ship <3 - (maybe???) - SPIES!!! yay :) - whigman? maybe? - Dramamine real - a cigar chomping army general <- chimney swift bird - WARREN KEPLER FLASHBACKS - COLONEL WARREN J. KEPLER FLASHBACKS - I LOVE SALLY - oh my god. 1940s warren kepler. i might die. what the fuck. how did i not listen to this before - william donnovan / bill <- WARREN KEPLER - DR. GRISSOM ICONIC!!! ICON DR. GRISSOM!!! - I C O N !!! - whickman? - if our 1940s warren kepler fucks up our silly ship man i am going to die - I <3 dr. grissom - -back to GERMANY? *smug look on his face* - "adolf and his crout goons" <- alright i change my mind he's kind of a bop - "pretty little head" <- i don't like you anymore. NOT A BOP - oct. 28th 1943 <- writing that down for reference - the Philadelphia experiment / rainbow test <- also writing that down for reference - plane out west -> jeep drives very long time -> big desert <- reference text - goes to spooky government town where scientists think about war <- reference text - ester roberts - jack something (didn't hear) - staff? - i love both of these people - ah okay they are the staff - THEY'RE BESTIES !!! - one sided besties??? - can't tell - normal besties??? - still kind of one sided besties - who is this man? he's kinda spooky - warren kepler 2.0 2.0 - 3.0? - 2.0 ^2? - anthony okay - "tEIR tHREE?" - i love him - this man is NOT warren kepler. i love him. - give him some cookies. some good soup. i need him to have good soup. he deserves soup - LORE ACCURATE ILLEGAL BALD EAGLE MURDER? (killing bald eagles became illegal in 1940. i was going to make a joke about the migratory bird act but apparently bald eagles are a whole separate thing. crazy) - anthony hates women? no thanks. no more soup. i mean it's time period accurate but no soup for misogynists - new identity dr. grissom core - i love her so much - someone get her soup. good soup. get her some kroger brand homestyle seasoned herb croutons. - music goes crazy - credit music goes crazy - love this - chet whickman? i still can't hear