#izzyhandsbingo

[napneeders]

horny edizzy t4t ballet au (E, ~700 words)

aka i picked a random square off my @izzyhandsbingo card for inspiration and got sports au. which I thought would be the least inspiring square because I'm not into sports, but then I figured maybe ballet counts and blacked out for 45 minutes. this also (or at least) ticks off the trans box. I should post my card probably.

disclaimer I don't know shit about the ballet world. I did do ballet for ten years but I've forgotten most of both the technique and the terminology.

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the line of dancers moves in diagonal, balanced perfectly on Izzy's axis as he twirls them and lifts them across the centre, one by one. where skin is just skin, other bodies just white-lycra bundles of muscle, passing through his body like lightning bolts hungry for the black mat under his feet. his heart is beating, alive and grounded, but a charge is building, a climax not written into the choreography but ringing alarm bells in his every fibre. girl by girl it approaches, until his hands close on Ed's waist and ribcage, join their flesh into one thrumming movement, a soaring where he, too, leaves the ground. the glow of Ed's brilliant, focused smile lingers, and Izzy finishes the scene in a daze, comfortable enough after weeks of habituation. he only stumbles when he reaches the stairs backstage.

he watches Ed's final solo from the wings, a water bottle by his elbow. Ed flies through the stage en pointe, graceful and effortless, transformed, so that Izzy almost forgets it's Ed at all, that he's himself at all. he returns to the stage to bow beside her, transferring the beginning of the movement from her hand to the hand of the girl on his left, a staggered swing of arms sweeping them into a bow to the left, centre, right.

"you're tempting fate," he says leaning by the stage door in tights and a fleece. it's a crisp, clear night, raising two sharp points under Ed's threadbare black sweater, too thin for October. which she was probably counting on.

"life is for living," Ed shrugs and blows stark cigarette smoke in his direction. she's never as beautiful as half an hour after a show, in sweatpants and full makeup, pearls glittering in her long fake lashes, still bouncing a little from the adrenaline. she slithers closer with purpose, rests her cigarette-holding hand on Izzy's shoulder. he imagines leaning into it. he has already fallen open by the time Ed bends down to kiss him.

in her dressing room, she presses Izzy into the door, tears off his fleece and t-shirt, arches her back when his hands find her tender budding breasts under the ratty sweater. he's overwhelmed by her smell, sweat and hairspray and smoke. overwhelmed by permission to grab her and hold her and seek her, suck a bruise into her chest, low enough that the leotard will cover.

he staggers when she prances backwards, stripping off her shirt. she leans into the dressing table like a suggestion, and like something more fragile. Izzy swallows, follows, like a lamb who for the wolf will even play the wolf. he's hungry enough; mouth on her nipple and hand charting the long hard line of her cock he's enough. he pulls down her pants, pushes her back onto the narrow ledge of table, and she spreads her thighs, leaning against the mirror. he sits down on the makeup stool, sinks it low with a hissing pull of the lever.

Ed flutters under his tongue, grasps his head close like she's convulsing, flexing him like another muscle. he laves and sucks and licks into her, one hand massaging the head of her cock, until she's trembling and keening.

"Izzy," she moans, and it's always a shock. he rushes back into his body, hot and pulsing between his legs, breath stuttering in gulps, too much. he pants against her taint, leans his forehead on her thigh.

"Izzy –" she whimpers and he knows. his body knows before him, maybe. he pulls her to the lopsided armchair, curses when he realises he's still trapped in his tights and briefs, fumbles them off to fall into her lap, and she's at his opening and she's at – and she's in him – the perfect fit, so smooth, so full, he's almost – they're moving but it feels like being still, wrapped up in each other, skin much more than skin and muscle much more than muscle.

"I'm –" Ed pants and "can I –", as if it's up to Izzy to grant or deny her anything, but he whispers a thready "yes" into her hair, "please, Ed, please." she shoots inside him and he squeezes, grinds his cock into her pelvis, and he's so close he could cry, shoves a hand between them, and whites out on his own fingers.

she twitches when her cock slips out, but doesn't let Izzy go. their flesh is flesh again, damp and heavy and heaving. he lets himself shudder just a little.

[formerly-izzyhandsbingo]

What's a Bingo Event?

It's an event where we, your mods, make you a custom bingo card based on a few questions (whether you want NSFW, NSFW+, or Whump content), and you create things to fill bingo squares!

The Izzy Hands Bingo Event will be running June 23-October 31, 2023, so there is plenty of time to create what your heart desires.

Rewards will be going out to those who complete one square, one bingo, three bingos, and a full card blackout. Discord will open this coming Sunday, May 28, and signups will open on June 2 (the very day we get both Taika and Con together in a panel!! (link to the panel page in case you need it for any reason)

We're very excited to see what everyone creates! Your co-captains, Lira & Vex

[izzy-b-hands]

It took me almost as long to title this as it did to write (not really, it just felt like it lmao)

Another square on the izzy bingo card is done! Another fic inspired by the bits we got in the teaser trailer as well (it's fine. I've written three fics based off of like four frames of a teaser trailer. I'M FINE.)

[lazy-medusa]

#IzzyHandsBingo: Time Travel. Izzy finds himself back in time, aboard Hornigold's ship, with younger version of himself and a pre-Blackbeard Ed.

[swev-art]

Hades/ofmd crossover for @izzyhandsbingo!

This will be a fic someday. Eventually 😂

[izzyspussy]

we weep at the thought of life: Izzy & Archie + First Meeting

Izzy interviews Archie for a very specific role on the Revenge.

Read on AO3 ->

@saphoblin @bazjack @izzyspinkytoe @thorasreblogpile @izzyhandsdefender

@someoneiwasnt @thecryofthegulls @orangesandunicorns @astralwashboard @thewhovianspirit

@kookykey @sky-fire-forever @usedtobeaduchess @ndanddnd @izzyhandsbingo

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[licorneatelier]

Fish in love! Izzy is a silky shark and Jack is a bamboo shark! 🦈🦈

Submission for @izzyhandsbingo for myths & legends, monsters, and trans squares

[izzyhandsbingo]

Announcing the 2024 Izzy Hands Bingo! We will be running a bingo event with sign ups running May 25-31st.

Sign up and receive a unique bingo card, then use the prompts to create fan works all about our favorite first mate. Fic, art, podfic, moodboards, poetry—be creative!

The event itself will run June 1st-August 31st, with a round up of all works created due on August 31st (in your local time).

We also have a discord server where you are welcome to join us! The link will be attached to the sign-up form which will go live May 25th once the mods awaken.

If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! There are a few ways to contact us:

email us at IzzyHandsBingo@gmail.com

send us a DM on twitter @IzzyHandsBingo

send us an ask on tumblr @IzzyHandsBingo

We're so excicted to see what you create!

Your mod team,

Ewelina, Lira, & Vex

[thetimetravellercat]

I've written a healthy dose of unrepentant Stizzy fluff and it's here!

Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Uno, the game, dare, Izzy loses a game of Uno and has to spend a day with Stede, of course it’s secretly a date, Fluff, just unrepentant fluff, Farmer's Market, Cooking, getting rained on, Soft, Comfort, Cuddling, Izzy thinks it’s going to be torture, and then keeps getting amazed that he is very much enjoying himself, the boys are cute and soft, a little bit of bickering/teasing as a treat, They're In Love Your Honor

Summary:

Izzy loses a game of Uno and now has to spend an entire day with Stede Bonnet. Unbeknownst to him, Stede fully intends to make it a date.

[Also known as ‘Stede can’t believe he managed to secure a date with Izzy thanks to a game of Uno’.]

Written for the Izzy Hands Bingo! (@izzyhandsbingo)

Prompts used: fluff, sensory overload (and sensory adjacent things), modern au

[flowerparrish]

[Fic + Podfic Link] | Rated: T | No Warnings | Length: 2.5 mns

Our Flag Means Death: Izzy/Ed/Stede

Tags: Modern AU, Polyamory, Established Relationship

Summary:

"This is utter shit."

Created as a fill for @izzyhandsbingo square: "modern au"

[coffeeismyreasonforliving]

Izzy Hands BINGO: lingerie

Sorry to the people who know me irl! But yeah, here's two rough sketches of a scantily clad izzy, my babygirl. The standing sketch is based off an old photo set by colorslashform:

@izzyhandsbingo

[formerly-izzyhandsbingo]

Izzy Hands Bingo Results!

We finally have our results for you! After much hard work from our 97 bingoers, we have 7 full blackouts, and 1 double blackout!

Ed/Izzy may have taken the top of the list for number of works, but the good ships Rizzy and Sprizzy made our top 5 list as well!

Over two hundred works were submitted, wow!

Thank you all for bringing this event to life; we're so happy to see so much creativity as a result! A link to the collection can be found here where you can perceive many of the lovely things created for Izzy Hands Bingo 2023.

Thanks again to everyone who participated, and let's continue celebrating our indestructible little fucker!

[izzy-b-hands]

Another Izzy Hands bingo card square is both done and actually posted too lmaooo. Prompt is the title because I just. Could not title today, forgive me.

[lazy-medusa]

#IzzyHandsBingo Undercover prompt. I'm thinking: Stede is the (luck over skill) international jewel thief, Ed (Codename: Blackbeard) is the undercover agent sent to seduce and/or apprehend him, and Izzy is Ed's handler, who has to listen to all their ridiculous, awful flirting.

[ewelinakl]

this fic covers the following @izzyhandsbingo tiles:

collaboration (Reina)

infidelity, fail marriage (Ewelina)

you had me at 'you fucking twat!' 1/7

You'd think months of arguing with his ex-boyfriend/business partner would teach Izzy not to get romantically involved with people he works with. No such luck, though. He's still dumb as rocks. In his defence — have you seen Sam Bellamy???

a fic by yours truly and art by wonderful @reinarandraw created for @ofmd-reverse-bang

[formerly-izzyhandsbingo]

Discord Now Open!

Are you looking forward to Izzy Hands Bingo?

Tired of trying to follow random posts about when things are happening?

Want to foster community with fellow Izzy Canyonites?

The Izzy Hands Bingo Discord Server is now up and running! Click here for an invite.

As a reminder, Izzy Hands Bingo sign ups will open Friday, June 2nd, and the bingo itself will run from June 23 through October 31. You do not need to be a member of the discord to participate! For any questions, either ask on here or email us at IzzyHandsBingo@gmail.com

We're looking forward to creating with you! Your co-captains, Lira & Vex