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I said I had no skills. I wasn't lying. But I sketched the funniest thing I ever said, anyway.
#izzy hands#stede bonnet#edward teach#our flag means death#ofmd#fanart#you're welcome#or i'm sorry#whichever#izzy's ass#ed's stupid boyfriends#stede.....what.#i can't draw#be gentle#it was funnier in my head
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They're so fucking cute
The couple ever
I'm gonna explode. In a good way
Love the continued trend of photos where we can see brennan in his crazy good costume + make up and below where the camera can usually see him he's just got normal jeans and sneakers on
#their smiles ill die okay#leave me and my parasocial ass alone#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#brennan lee mulligan#izzy roland
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I've seen this screenshot way too many times on Bluesky. XD
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd fanart#art#my art#thescarvedinsect art#stede bonnet#izzy hands#stizzy#gentlehands#“you like krabby patties don't you” looking ass#bara tiddies#izzy's chest#scene redraw
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"It's not even that bad"
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.08 Mermen
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmdedit#izzy hands#edward teach#stede bonnet#tvedit#dailypiratemedia#ben.gif#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2#gradient text#everyone standing around like 🧍 lmao#<- lamenting my anguish#anyway#get his ass
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how con o'neill is sleeping tonight knowing full well he bagged that emmy :
#that geriatric ass man... if i catch u i wILL wife u#con o'neill#our flag means death#ofmd#m#izzy hands
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Snippets of the college au
Izzys the one everyone thinks is a bad influance because hes a little angry emo but hes actually the only one that has the slightest disire to graduate
Hes also the worst teatcher ever and will let his boyfriends lead him astray from his homework
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#ofmd#izzy hands#stede bonnet#edward teach#steddyhands#college au#modern au#theyre all adults here so we clear#izzy is a little younger but idk why yet#ed is older bc hes smart af but adhd + not giving a shit lead him to bad grades and more or leass dropping out everyear 3 months in#stede is smart of books dumb of ass
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hi hello
#our flag means death#our flag means death 2#blackbeard#edward teach#izzy hands#taika waititi#con o'neill#yo the second season kinda sucked ass#we got cute scenes tho#WHY DID IZZY HAVE TO DIE???!?!!#like hello#my little meow meow :'((((
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Sad maimed baby man 🖤
#ofmd s2#ofmd izzy#ofmd spoilers#ofmd#our flag means death#our flag means love#our flag means gay#izzy hands#sad gay men#baby man#he is my Roman Empire#izzy my beloved#con o'neill#ofmd fanart#blackbeard#i hate his ass#hes so babygirl#he's in my walls#i have love for you#the new unicorn
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"Or fight: we all make a stand. John, I am your servant. Tell me to stay and die, and I'Il stay."
G1deon joins the lineup of tlt fanart bc i am obssessed with these books and i love him. Undyingly loyal henchman that bloodies their hands for the person they would die for? (And is underappreciated?!?!) Sign me the fuck up!!! Look at him!!! Hes sad!!!
#gideon prime#stupid little dog coded man#oh how i love them#like izzy hands#micheletto and other gay ass loyal dumbasses#g1deon#harrow the ninth#htn spoilers#harrow the ninth spoilers#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt fanart#saint of duty#gideon fanart#g1deon fanart#my art
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sweaty
#ofmd#izzy hands#i have so much to finish drawing but im too busy writing a long ass fucked up love triangle fic so
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:)
#sorry Izzy#time for a divorce#broke ass marriage anyways#they can all coparent joshie#cannonball x men#sam guthrie#sunspot#roberto da costa#samberto#happy pride month#bisexual sam guthrie#gay roberto da costa#cannonball x sunspot#roberto da costa x sam guthrie#x men#new mutants#izzy kane marvel#smasher marvel#josiah guthrie#happy pride 🌈#pride 2024#gay#mlm
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@ jack manhattan, i could never personally fumble the bag TWICE like you did. rest in peace wild card, we aren’t even playing uno
#dimension 20#d20#d20 nsbu#d20 spoilers#never stop blowing up spoilers#never stop blowing up#jack manhattan#i dont CARE that you managed to catch a canon ball and porcupine bullets#but really izzy makes me laugh the most#like full ass wheezing from last episode#but jack manhattan can CATCH THESE HANDS
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Izzy Stradlin Vest Appreciation
Part I
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
#izzy stradlin was put on this earth to torture me#he tortures me with his vest#he tortures me with his bottom lip#his ass tortures me with his ass#this bastard tortures me with everything he's got#guns n vests#izzy's guns#izzy stradlin#izzy gnr#izzy juju#izzy solo#gnr#guns n roses#guns n' roses#izzy stradlin's vests#izzy stradlin's vest#izzy's vest#izzy's vests#izzy stradlin appreciation day#izzy stradlin vest appreciation day#my gypsy troubadour ⚔️#every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
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is anyone else going insane that Stede wrote to Ed that “they’ve written their names on each other in permanent ink” but fucking actually the only person Ed put his fucking literal mark of an X on was Izzy when he tattooed his fucking face and then Izzy just fuckin dies????
I’m gonna have trust issues for life.
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd finale#izzy hands#israel hands#edward teach#ed teach#stede bonnet#steddyhands#steddy hands#gentlebeard#blackhands#I stg I hate it here#I can’t even enjoy all of the gentlebeard sweetness because Izzy is gone#buttons get your necromancing ass down in that grave and resurrect him rn#this is such bullshit#con o'neill
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Ed Teach's Stories
From practically the moment we meet him, Ed's identity is unstable. We know who is he (Blackbeard) from context, from the story told by the the room around him, by Izzy and the flag his crew. But the thing is, Ed doesn't fit the story of the Mad Devil Blackbeard. Two of his first few words are "good" and "love" for crying out loud. He's called "Blackbeard," but his beard is grey.
This instability exists because Ed himself isn't sure what story he's telling--or wants to tell. "I shouldn't be bored, I'm fucking Blackbeard!" All through his early episodes Ed is in increasingly desperate tension with his own identity. He's trying to tell stories within stories, wanting all the stories to be true at the same time, yet aware of the reality that the world is constantly trying to wipe one or another of the stories away. And not really trusting that he can tell the whole story of who he is.
In the first season of OFMD, Stede wears a different outfit every episode. Yet Stede remains the same: despite his internal tensions (almost despite himself) there's a stability to his identity. But all through both seasons of OFMD, Ed putting on a new outfit means he's trying to tell a completely different story about himself.
And underneath this cacophony, there's Ed. And Ed is himself a chorus of stories, a living contradiction. A patricidal murderer who was protecting his mother; a paragon of masculinity who longs for softness and fluidity; a man renowned for violence and madness who has in fact carefully cultivated that reputation and is extremely careful with his violence; a killer who doesn't kill, yet who does kill all the time just at a bit of a remove; a half a dozen names and personas and yet always Ed; unloveable, yet deeply loved.
At the beginning of the show, Ed isn't actually good at telling his own story. He's good at listening to other people's stories, and conforming himself to them often without conscious effort. But when he tries to really tell his own story--asking Stede to run off to China, singing his break-up song song, going to become a fisherman--he fails. We don't understand in the first season why his judgement clouds, why he becomes weak when he tries to tell his story. But in the second season after spending half an episode in Ed's mind, a painful truth is undeniable: Ed, like Stede, doesn't think he's worthy of telling his own story.
So instead of telling his own story, Ed let other people tell his story. In the first season, Ed built off what Izzy told him he had to be. But he couldn't lose himself in Blackbeard, no matter how hard he tried. So in the second season, when Ed couldn't face living with his contradictions anymore, he wrote an ending worthy of Blackbeard.
All this, because Ed thinks he can only be "himself" by telling one, single story about himself. By denying his contradictions, rather than embracing them. Splitting himself in two to tell himself a story, rather than telling the story himself.
What Ed doesn't believe or trust is this: For Ed to really be himself, he has to be impossible. Two contradictory things, at the same time.
The second season of OFMD is about learning to embrace all these contradictions. In each episode of OFMD, character look at the same object or situation (a wanted poster, a unicorn, a velvety suit, a relationship, a past trauma) and they tell two completely different stories about it. Sometimes one of those stories turns out to be wrong, but more often than not both are true, and something else--something beautiful-- is born from the place where those contradictions meet. And the characters, Ed most of all, learn to accept and balance this dissonance.
Thematically speaking, I'd argue that's why the second season of OFMD is more fantastical than the first: fantasies are contradictions, real and not-real at the same time. And isn't that what transformation is, in the end? What you are and what you are not, meeting and becoming "you"?
Transformation isn't all good. At first, Ed's fantastic stories hide his pain or invoke despair
But later, the fantasies make their way into reality. The impossible begins to shape reality--and opens a way for hope.
In the last episode of S2, Ed emerges from the waves as the kraken--but there's 3 musical tracks playing, three themes: the kraken, Ed, and Blackbeard. Then he reads a love letter, and has a deeply romantic moment with his boyfriend. He puts on a new outfit to escape the British, yet his personality doesn't change at all. When Izzy first apologizes to him, Ed says "I'm the one who should be apologizing," but then Izzy changes his entire understanding of their relationship. Becomes the first family figure to offer Ed permission to be himself.
Contradictions galore, and yet Ed is still Ed. Both who he was formed into by other people (his father, Izzy, Pop Pop) and yet who he is.
In the final scenes, Ed begins to finally accept the tensions of his life. He tells Zheng that yes, he wants to kill Richie--but he doesn't go on a revenge quest. And while before his forays into being someone else meant changing his name, his clothes and mannerisms, his whole story, he doesn't act like that at all in the last scene of the ep.
And Ed's been able to do all this, to come this far, because of Stede. Stede, who Ed was drawn to because he was a "fancy man who leads a brigade of imbeciles," yet had won a fight with Izzy. Stede, who looked at Ed at his lowest moment, after Ed had admitted that the entire basis of their friendship had been in bad faith, and said, "I'm your friend." Stede who, even knowing Ed wouldn't want to hear from him, poured his heart into letters about how their bond was unbreakable.
Stede is everything he is, all at the same time. And when Ed was drowning in his own contradictions, (a rope tied around him that he could not undo and yet had put on himself) trapped somewhere "inevitable, yet impossible," Stede appeared as a fantastic, beautiful creature and brought him home.
Stede lets Ed be everything he is, and sees it all as true and worthy of love. Even when Ed fucks up, it's all right.
And sometimes, telling two different stories about something doesn't lead to a fragmented self, doesn't drive people apart.
Sometimes, it means understanding. Means acceptance, safety, connection.
From discordance (contradiction), harmony. A gentleman can be a pirate. A man can be a bird, or a unicorn. Izzy can have been one of the good ones and a fucking nightmare. And Ed can tell all his stories, they can all be true--and he can still be Ed.
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers#ofmd meta#ed teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#okay every single s2 ep has A HEAP OF things where there's one “reality” and multiple stories: Stede's letters; indigo dye...#...zheng the soup lady; a betrayal; wanted posters; a storm; soup in purgatory; life itself; anne and mary to others and themselves;#; pinata and wedding cake; unicorn parts; what happened to buttons; ed's speech; stede's captaining skills; the suit; Izzy's shark#ned lowe's record; ed's treasure and the whole poison/positivity thing; ned's execution; having sex; stede's infamy#that's off the top of my head IT'S EVERYWHERE these writers are unbelievable#long ass post#ofmd season 2 love
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#ofmd#our flag means death#our flag memes death#izzy hands#edward teach#dizzy izzy#edward teach born on a beach#mine#j#pic#this is it. this is the entire ed and izzy dynamic in episode 4#ed says “will you take my whimsical ass seriously” and izzy says “i will not take you seriously unless you stop acting whimsical”#and ed says “alright well i'm going to goof off with this weird blond guy. you can stay mad i guess”#og#edit
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