#ive got soooo many headcanons for them now

[baeshijima]

I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THE EVENT QUEST AND PLEASE THAT ENDING WAS SOOOO CUUUTTEEEEE

The cutscene reminded me too much of the teaser, I was holding my breath in shock and worried it would take a sad turn, but it was soo sweet!!!!

And the picture frame we got, I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH, IT WAS SO FUN PLAYING THROUGH THE QUEST

The whole Kaveh being worried Mehrak had a mechanical existential crisis, and then him blaming Alhaitham drove away the cutie like pls lmaooo (on second thought... imagine being half awake on your way to get a coffee and seeing a toolbox float past you like it was nothing LMAO... so many mehrak headcanons swirling in my head like a cup in the microwave)

The number of jokes Cyno dropped, please it was so fun hehe, and I was so surprised to see Sorush, and then Traveler in the outfit in the cutscene like omg we're being robbed, first the flower crown the aranara gave us and then this... why hoyo why...

(Is it obvious I love the Sumeru cast a lot? Hehe, can't help it I guess, I'm too biased towards Sumeru and Fontaine characters...)

(On second thought, yours is favourite genshin tumblr blog, but was the Alhaitham theme, and now the Neuvillette theme just a halo effect? Lmao jk, you're a super fun person hehe!!! And your writing *chef's kiss* wonderful!!!!!)

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I CAN ANSWER THIS NOW THAT IVE DONE THE EVENT HEHE

and pls i was the same during the cutscene.... when i first saw the style and with her waking up and it being her bday i was like no... pls let her be happy... dont do this to us rn hyv... no more pain while on the natlan aq break... AND THEN IT WAS SO SO CUTE AND OURGHHH !! and oh my gosh the picture frame.... genuinely love it so so much (cough i now have a picture frame with haitham beloved and it will be put in a special place in my teapot home cough) but it wouldve been even better with wanderer and layla 🫠

AND YES THE WORRIED MOTHER KAVEH & CURIOUS CHILD MEHRAK INTERACTIONS WERE SO !!! im glad we got to see more of kaveh and his dynamic with mehrak tho !! and him blaming alhaitham was so funny pls 😭 catching strays only to uno reverse them fr <//3 (if that were me on god i would chalk it up to sleep deprivation and pass it off as a hallucination LMAO but knowing mehrak it would literally just float there and smile at whoever was staring at it long enough and then continue what it was doing 😭)

cyno with his jokes.... while paimon didnt appreciate them, I did. and the fact he had them prepared in the back of his mind for our return so he could use them.... sobs hes so precious.... and his lil spark of joy at the end of the quest before taking the photo when he wanted to play genius invokation tcg with everyone and tighnari using collei as an escape, sethos wishing he had a collei to use as an escape and alhaitham and kaveh probably just walking away 😭

SORUSH AND THE PARI AND THE ARANARA !!!! the gasp i gasped when i heard the pari speak like???? HELLO???? i thought we would finally get aranara voice but there was none 😔 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE TRAVELER OUTFITS AAAAAA both of the twins looked so good... pls we need it as a free skin.... or at the very least have more regional events from now on where they wear the nations style of clothing... manifests next lantern rite for cloud retainer to make us clothes..... pls.....

[catonatrain]

Hi, I hope you're doing well ! For the character ask game, what about Momoi Satsuki with 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 12, 16 & 23 ?

thank you for the questions !! finally able to finish this since i was a bit busy !!

everything will go under the cut because i ended up writing like a very mini essay

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

she is my daughter !! i rlly love the love she has to offer to the world !! and most importantly, i love her passion for basketball as well -- i rlly enjoyed how integral she was to the teams she was a manager to due to her data collecting, and how those analytical abilities made her a force to be reckoned with !! in conclusion, that's my girl !!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

ok i do feel like i answered that in the last question, so i'll add that im absolutely so endeared by the fact she nicknames many people :] honestly kagamin and midorin are amongst my fav nicknames from her... think kagami and midorima won there

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

i don't have too much experience with the fandom -- since i got into knb in mid 2022 and rlly have only interacted with a few ppl on tumblr and my friends -- but from what ive seen, i rlly love the amount of love ive seen !! most people ive seen like her a lot and support her !! even those in other fandoms (looking at my beloved a3! fandom the most) -- when momoi's on polls (ex. @/girlygirltournament, @/girls-in-love-bracket, @/pinkandbluebracket) there's always a lot of support for her !!

quick fun fandom thing -- i do want to say that in the pink&blue poll, an alliance was made with a3! fans because both a3! fans and knb fans were super supportive of each other and had a fun competition and ever since then... they have been brother in arms 2 me...

and of course my favorite is still @/pinkhairswagtourney where we arranged for muku (the a3! pink haired boy ever, i even have a little can badge of him) and momoi to tie and be a team together !! and then they won the whole tournament... being able to beat madoka :D and i like to think it is bc of our shared love for charas

(also to anyone reading this, i think you guys should vote for a3! charas when u see them on polls)

THIS GOT REALLY LONG but essentially, momoi is very loved from what ive seen and even to those outside of the knb fandom and that is smth i like a lot :>

8. What's something the fandom when it comes to this character that you despite?

again, i don't really interact with fandom, but i can guess (based on most fandom patterns) that there are people who likely ignore her in favor of the other (most likely male) charas and that'd make me :(

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

i like to think she and takao will eventually become besties and have a very fun group with midorima and kise

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

i assume this question excludes ships you would have no real opinion on (so probably some pairs where they dont interact that much -- even tho i have shipped charas who have very little interactions it all depends on the vibes...)

anyways that makes it a tough question for me !! i personally do prefer aomine and momoi to be platonic, but like. i get it. theyre childhood friends who love each other a lot. inseparable... their bond is just very special to me...

this ended up being me talking abt how i like aomine and momoi's bond but i think that's ok even if i basically didnt answer the question because like. after writing all of this im like... yeah its not my least favorite but i already committed to writing this much

23. Favorite picture of this character?

THIS IS SO HARD... i love so many momois in da world... but ill choose this one for now because she looks soooo happy in it !! look at her smile, she is everything to me...

[cringelordofchaos]

HEAVILY ND TWEEK MENTIONED. I WILL GIVE OFF RANDOM HEADCANONS

- he first is a low support needs level one autistic but after realizing his parents drugged him and they get arrested he gets so traumatized and tired he becomes a high support needs level 2 autistic

- he’s a DID system! Named the Sprucewood Syndicate. System of around seven, many based on roleplay personas from the past, like wonder Tweek, barbarian tweek and outlaw tweek. But since the alters are completely different people from tweek, they go by different names like Wonder, the Barbarian and Zeke. Also a British poet zombie guy from Victorian ages named mark. And some of his comfort plushies turned into alters. And iono from Pokémon

-(more autism) his special interests include legos, weather forecasts, Pokémon and sonic the hedgehog

-okay now onto schizophrenia! The drugs in the coffee messed up his brain that way. Doesn’t hallucinate much because of meds, but the delusions get bad. Had cotards delusion once, used to think he was being gangstalked, sometimes hallucinates Jason’s voice and has whole conversations with him. Often feels bugs crawling on him, but that’s mostly a meth induced psychosis thing. His psychosis was BAD after Jason’s death holy shit. He’s got a great support group for his schizophrenia luckily!

-tourettes 🐀 🐀 yeah those are more than twitches. He has klazomania, which means he has screaming tics. They make his throat sore, so he sucks on flavored cough drops for them. Also sometimes he jerks his neck so hard he tears a muscle and has to wear a neck brace

-epilepsy because…meth. Luckily he’s not the 3% of epileptics that are triggered by flashing lights. He usually seizes due to really really high stress.

- his adhd actually exists!!!! Combined inattentive AND hyperactive type. Sometimes all he does in a day is build legos. Don’t have much headcanons for this actually.

- OCD. Hates his intrusive thoughts. Obsessions are mainly about him dying in the present or further because of little things he does, and has compulsions he has to do so he doesn’t die, according to him. Most common compulsion is marching around in a circle exactly three times.

- I don’t have to explain the anxiety and panic disorders that’s literally him as a person

-C-PTSD, because being on caffeine and meth while autistic 24/7/365 will make you see things as more terrifying than a neurotypical. Think of Jason’s death, Richard pointing a gun at him, realizing he’s been drugged with meth, etc. because of this, in his teens he’s TERRIFIED on coffee, but therapy helps him as time progresses

-major depressive disorder :( Craig has it too to me so when one or both is going through and episode they both cuddle up and play with stripe and watch red racer and/or the weather channel

I probably missed a disorder (I ignored substance abuse disorder on purpose) but yeah!!! This bitch has very very divergent neurons!!!!! He’s the reason I wanna major in psychology in college

WHEN I RECEIVED THIS ASK I GOT SOOOO HAPPY

THIS IS ALL SO VERY REAL HOLY SHIT!!! I love this sm !!!!

im sorry but im imagining him in the future going to a psychiatrist to deal with anxiety and suddenly they diagnose him with like half of the disorders ever known to man and being like HUHHHH

sorry i dont have anything else to add i agree w all of these sm !! personally ive never thought about the possibility of him having DID but i can see it!!

god i love tweek sm

[yashastrongarms]

Do you ever think about how Chloe trusts Nadine enough to tell her about parts of her life that she probably hasn't even talked to Nate about bc I can't stop thinking about it

[loudestcloud]

BNHA Character Theme Songs!

Pt1

Pt2

Pt3

Pt4: Here we are lads! Final part because I do just keep forgetting to update this. Ive had this actually playlist done for literally 4 months so. Sorry lol but here we go. Villians & Vigilantes! reminder that this is spoiler free but I am up to date on the anime, and almost with the mangas

Edit: it's been a year now. Sorry about that 💀 I think I lost the motivation because a lot of my villian choices just make sense and I can't explain much about them because they are easy picks for me. Also please check out the other parts

Explanations vvv

Stain: I was gonna pick Killer by The Hoosiers but I think this one is better. I can really see an AMV to this one and tbh it's a good song that no one reall talks about anymore. Also, blood quirk, blood song ect.

Overhaul: This man thought he was invincible, he thought he was incredibly and that no one would ever stop him. Now he's nothing 🥰 Also, people still make AMVs to this song and they slap every single time, I'd sell my soul for more audio inclusive AMVs. The presents of this song is very similar to that of Overhaul. It's very overbearing, powerful kinda iconic in a small way but at the end of the day, I mix this song up with so many others. The style, beat and vocals are just so similar to so many others like it.

ReDestro - This was chosen before I read the arc. I think it's still good. Keeping it spoiler free, while he may not be the most remembered for events he helped in, he should won't be forgotten in the Bnha history books.

All for one - A slow piano start, Soft high vocals, an ere vibe leading up to heavy metal! Add the lyrics and it's perfect for him. It feels like his into then the ground zero fight.

Shigaraki - " Everything you love turns to dust " and " You'd kill for answers but learn to live with questions " is very on brand. The vibe is also what's I see him as if that makes sense at all. It's kinda chaotic in a way. 🎵Don't get attached to live🎵

Kurogiri - This is a joke I like to make about something and I can't explain because this is a spoiler free zone. But that aside, Kurogiri gives me mother mother vibes, anyone else?

Dabi - okay I cave, I have to say it. Spoiler warning: I picked this before it was cannon and was fully just gonna say "we all know it's true by now, come on" like!! 🎵bet you didn't think that I'd come back to life🎵 Get it bitch! Headcanon this was his dance song? I think soooo!!!

Toga - 🎵the boy I loves got another girl🎵 💃🏻I just feel she would like this song choice💃🏻and vibe it a lot💃🏻 na but for real, Vibes, style, lyrics, voice? Very Toga

Twice - This was all I could come up with that wasn't wildly ablist towards him. I will be taking replacement request lol cos I think something better could be out there but for now, we have this. It feels like twice having a panic attack alone and then remembering that the LoV are his family now.

Spinner: Hahaha, gamer boy villian song. I just wanted to include him but both he and this song is very cool.

Compress - This was also added before the thing you may think. This song is here because I had a Yung Gravy obsession for about 2 months while also having a thing for Compress. I think it works but I'm bias.

La Brava - It's literally her quirk, it's kinda cheesy* and the lyrics are very VERY her.

Gentle Criminal - Old YouTuber boy! He's definitely getting rickrolled over and over, not understanding anything going on. I actually really like this song, 100% unironically and it's a romantic vibe. Gentle is loyal to La Barva too n that's most of what the sing is at its core.

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Knuckleduster - He is a natural but at the start his vibes are low key ominous. He slaps tho and it's not a spoiler but I miss him.

*Koichi - It's a soft song, kind on the ears. Kochi was really out here living this song almost to a t, huh? Damm boy. No one in the Bnha fandom seems to care about him and this song is also very underplayed.

Pop⭐Step: * not as cheesy as this one, baby! Okay so this song is from a 2007 movie and in the fictional universe the song came out in the 80s. No one cares about this movie at all, even less people care about this song and I'm almost curtain my mother and I are the only ones who actually know the words anymore. That being said, Pop would 100% sing this once a show and shed think it's amazing. No one in the Bnha fandom seems to care about pop at all either.

No.6 - He really can't, can he? He's a strange little man.

[rintaroll]

hi, i hope you’re doing well!! i love reading your content and everything you reblog, so i was wondering if you had any fic/ account recommendations?

aaa ok so someone asked me this a month ago but then i only told them to go through my following list which i unprivated,, now i realize i follow a lot of shitpost accs too HDJDNDK so here goes a few people that i can list off the top of my head rn (in no particular order) :

@luvnami -> its so embarrassing bc ive been a fan of her work since. forever. and now we're moots and my opinion hasnt changed i think ai's work is spectacular

@forgetou -> dee writes so FRICKIN WELL?? she can literally just write about someone eating a white rice and it'd still keep me on my toes

@kageyuji -> their work 10/10 so original and so well written. they never miss and their characterization. is just. mwah. perfect. and they post regularly too. talent? talent.

@amjustagirl -> similar to dee,,, i dont get how nikki just. writes about smthg so simple but makes you go HWKSHDKWNMSND??? choice of words are just so poetic it will make u emotional

@cafemiya -> the first (and probably last,, unless issy makes another one) 20 smthg k worded fic i've ever read in my entire life was issy's. soooo worth spending 2 hours reading + screaming into a pillow

@bellesowl -> my baby's blog is growing so fast and!!! deserve me thinks. very well thought out and planned works, execution is amazing as well mhmmm

@hajimine -> good writing. go follow. (/j lex writes so well and everytime they say its ugly i wanna waste 45 minutes just to drive over to their house and punch some sense into them (affectionately). their atsumu gatsby fic:)....)

@alouphen -> this specific work from lou made me fall in love w her writing. its written so. perfectly well... and its just. you can feel the emotions she describes radiating off the screen and its just <wonderful3

@neoheros -> DRABBLES!!! rue writes the best drabbles. you can go through her endless masterlist over and over again and never get tired of it. her angst hurts. her fluff hurts too but for those who are touch starved aka me

@velvetfireworks -> NO ONE DOES ANGST LIKE SUSHI DOES. i once read one of her fics and i had tears in my eyes when i finished. it hurts but it hurts so good </3

@babymattsun -> lexy's smaus are so funny SHJDNFK and they never miss!!! the boyfriend texts with mattsun were so 🥺🥺🥺 but then u get to the my girls got head game and ur giggling in ur room by urself like a crazy person (definitely not me)

@amourdite -> venus's stuff either cracks me up or makes me cry BUT her characterization is always on point yup yup. also has the weirdest headcanons but i dont wanna question it 😁

@sugawaaras -> ro HDJDNDK everytime i sprint with ro in the server its so funny bc ai venus and lore have progressed 600 words and ro's there with two (2). BUT!!! dont let this fool u. she has a way with words that have me feeling like a fish out of water. (?? like flopping without air on top of my bed... yeah)

some more writers that i need to binge when i have the time bc ive read at least one of their works and got hooked : @sunacity @rintsuru @luckytsumu @deardaichi @dearkodzuken @iwaizoom @sunasbabie @27kei @tetsurov @satorisbby @catzula @kei7ime @4iku

and of course plugging @/hqhangout bc theres so many talented writers there!!!

sorry if u didnt wanna be tagged in this 🥲

[yomiurinikei]

shobai for the ask meme! i forget about him a lot

HIIII u guys look it's my platonic spousea here in my inbox!!! the only one spared from my lectures on why it's "syobai". sorrel recognize ur pretty privilege 🙄🙄

anyways!! under the cut for length + tws: . huh. actually, nothing this time

favorite thing about them: ooo he's just fun!! just a fun man! my beloved little plot device i find it so funny linuj is just like "hmmmm information needs to be revealed/a plot point must be mentioned but i've already done a weird nightmare with akane this chapter what do i do now hmmmmmmmm" and then we get syobai time. ALSO i rlly like analyzing the way he interacts with others. as will be seen later on except not well worded bc i did not plan to get that in-depth. anywayssss. he's also fun to play around with in writing/fan portrayal tee hee

least favorite thing about them: ah... victim to linujs inconsistent writing i think...... linuj seems to shift some in how he portrays syobai. it's not sooo bad but if ur actively looking for it then it's there and it bugs me. it feels like linuj can't choose how to portray syobai, the role he should have in the game, and how he wants the viewer to feel abt syobai. and it's rough

favorite line: okay. but this ask meme expects sooooo much of my memory :/// his vv kind and loving and so sweet nicknames r good. he rlly is just the worlds nicest lad isn't he.

brotp: (note: this is considering both non despair/hpa verse, and like. in kg/despair without age twist bc that makes it hard to judge things, i just kinda switch between settings without saying much, aaaand is written w/o talking abt the exception that is romantic relationships) i just think he and the voids r nice.

like i don't have many feelings on him and non void cast bc i feel like he'd just never rlly have natural interactions with them and would always be viewing things as business/smthn he has to stay detached from and which doesn't interest him bc it's simply. not his world. fundamentally different. he's not interested in changing his way of being and the class doesn't care to try and "save" him

then. u have the voids. who, in kg-verse, are doing the exact same as syobai: in order to live and avoid horrible fates, they're doing illegal, immoral shit. it's sympathetic, but we (referring to linuj and the light he writes these characters in) constantly switch up how we perceive and feel about the actions of the voids and syobai. it's okay to acknowledge they're in a gray sort of area, and i think it's esp interesting with syobai knowing what's going on with them, and how he interacts with them knowing that

soooo back to main thing. i think syobai would, even in non despair (as yk... the CoU (i've been saying voids but y'all know which three ive been talking abt) are still implied to be doing morally interesting things to handle utsuros absence) view them. not as equals, but would definitely recognize the similarities in their circumstance and that which they do. so idk maybe he'd chill with them more. even if not (at least originally) as friends, him being less cold, and less detached from them

shit that got long;; i had to cut myself off sm and i thought i was doing well being quiet

otp: i don't rlly do syobai ships?? idk why????? tbh i just don't think i'm huge on shipping in general. hashimaeyomirin and it's variations for @/dirtykagarinkinnie tho <3

notp: mmmmmm don't have them!!! ships listed above r all that i'm rlly interested in/see tho

random headcanon: can actually clean up really well. he just Does Not care abt looking good for the kisa foundation/is cocky abt things with them, cue the. appearance 😭😭

song i associate with them: cigarette ahegao (penelope scott) is the hashimuri song ty and gn. anyways tho! cant find anything very fitting??? maybe mean (penny roox)???? who knows. who knows.

[huntsman-ash]

RWBY V8E2 LiveThoughts

And now, for episode 2; same deal as last time, spoilers for this weeks episode. 

RT getting a wee bit too real with the “curfew in effect” sign on the side of that building in the opening. Least here its a visible noticeable threat and not Corona. Still.

Oh, heh. “Hope has no place here.” Always did love that line. But that might just be the grimdark fan in me.

Overall Im not a huge fan of this seasons opening, it doesnt sound as melodic as the last couple ones. More...chaotic. I think thats intentionally but Im still not a fan.

Dude, Qrow, thats unsanitary. Seriously, clean that shit off. You’re gonna get like, tetnus or something.

And Robyn complaining to Qrow. I mean shes not WRONG but at the same time SHE was the one who decided to pass out during the crash. Dont go throwing blame around Hill, you were just as useless and dumb as everyone but Tyrian in that whole section of last season.

Correction, shes talking to Jasque Scnee who is SOMEHOW in the same prison as they are. Additional; hardlight cells with no visible emitters, no toilet or other commodities. This must be a holding cell of some kind. Unless the bed they all have is ALSO a toilet. Ew.

Yeah you sure about that Schnee? Indirect murder is still murder.

Whh...WATTS IS IN HERE TOO?! WHAT THE FUCK IRONWOOD. You dont have a maximum security like, ICEBOX lock up? Dude this is just ASKING for trouble.

Watt’s black eye is still there. Maybe there is something to him not having his aura fully unlocked. Or...something else. Im really confused about that.

Odd cell structure. Impromptu? Or is this whole room just modular. Cause its WAY too big to house just this many prisoners. Im getting the feeling this is impromtu, yeah.

Schnee thinks hes getting out, sucker. 

Mad props to the Atlas soldier for the brutality. NOW HIT HIM AGAIN.  Robyns smirk gives me life.

And Qrow suggests Operation Valkyrie. Im down. Ironwoods proven useless at this point, maybe his replacement will be more tactically viable.

Alright, Atlas has pulled all military forces out of Mantle. Guess that means Ash and CAMO would be out too. Officially anyway. Making note for future threads...

Cute about the news guy, but I LOVE the fact you can hear the former masculinity in May’s voice here, like she isnt fully finished transitioning. If its intentional, bravo. If not, still cool.

“Its time to show your teeth, Mantle.”  HELL FUCKING YES THATS THE KINDA SHIT IVE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR!

Ah and there’s the hoverbikes from the teasers. I really dont get why they’re so goddamn big. Surely you can miniatruize hovertech...right?

They’re big enough to have weapons installed IMO. They should have.

Ah okay here’s the rest of the trailer

Hey look more lesbians. Boy that one on the left is MAD.

I cannot believe these Grimm are dumb enough to not go AROUND the dropwall (and Im going to call it that until I get something else, its literally the equipment from Halo Infinite’s release trailer). I get Grimm are dumb but damn bro.

Ah okay, THATS the split. All the faunus live in the slums down in the crater. Mantle proper is the mid-level, and then Atlas is humans for the most part. As far as I can tell anyway. Literal stratification. 

Ugh, that whole conversation was so expositiony. Jesus fucking christ.

Holy shit this crews moving slow. Like, good fucking lord.

Personaly headcanon; that tiny fox toy Oscar rides past on his bike is later retreived by Ash. That is actually his bootprint on it too oddly enough.

Unity in this situation, Ozpin? Not likely. What you need is miltiary intervention and firepower.

Still not sure why there’s smokestacks in Mantle if everything on Remnant runs on Dust. Maybe its steam vents for the heating system.

So the Crater is literally a divide. Like a circular diamond mine or one of those “rabbit hole” gold ones. Literal wall holding its outside. 

Snowshoe Shipping. New company. Full autonomous workforce from the looks of it. SDC related of course. And its still running despite everything. The drones here are literally AKs. Motherfucker, I think I know where the idea for them came from. SDC literally just weaponized its fucking worker robots. 

And apperently Dust is refined in the Crater. Okay that makes sense. Does it come from outside or are they still mining it there I wonder.

Oh pnumatic elevator. STEALING THAT

“That isn’t relevant at the moment.” WAY TO DODGE THE QUESTION RT. YEAH BECAUSE THERES TOTALLY NOT OTHER COMPANIES OUT THERE RIGHT?

What the fuck happened to Penny? Did becoming the Maiden make her emo?

Lol yeah people are gonna die, its WAR Penny, eat shit and get over it. Fucking weaklings...

Your the maiden. Get over it. Go kill some people, you’ll feel better. Relish in power.

And Weiss is now dead from either pressure shock, thermobaric style lung implosion, forceful impact, or just being crushed flat. Oh, and asphyxiation.  Seriously that was the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. REALLY NORA.

Oh hey, a banjo in the crater. It really is hicksville.

Fire dust crystals right into a metal container to keep it  going. Holy shit it only took us 8 seasons to see Dust used physically again...

Sheep nom map. Nom nom. 

Wonder who this Crimson she mentioned is.

Lil hops. Oh no shes too cute.  Also it seems Mantle is divided into sectors. Useful information. Wonder what designates them.

Hahahah Fiona’s uncles a mole XD

And good to know “crap” is a swearword on Remnant.

Sounds like Crimson is a person with the Huntress’s. With his accent Im going to personally imagine his a grizzled former veteran, like Sergeant Stacker from Halo.

Note; the map says “Mantle City”. Interesting. Wonder what the other option is. Crater?

Ohhh and a spudmasher. Wait...no thats not a grenade. Some kind of gravitational surge thing. Again. Okay seriously RT is it so hard to just make a FUCKING WEAPON? Nothing fancy, no special features, just something that kills the fucking enemy. 

Okay...what the hell. Those Grimm cleared out like they got a retreat signal...

Ohho whats this now...this thing looks a LOT more interesting. And SAVAGE. Damn, its beating the SHIT out of Oscar! I think I like this one.

It transforms. Like the Zeta Gundam. FASCINATING. So it must have a rapid transport/assault form of the original dog one then changes to this new one for close in? Or carrying I guess, its stealing Oscar. This must be the thing that Salem sent.

Yeah kinda looks like a werewolf.

Soooo why were they just standing there watching this thing beat up on him? It was open for a couple of seconds. Surely it cant be they were worried about Oscar, the best thign to do if an enemy is grappling your friend is to get in and take advantage of it. 

Its smart too, used Oscar as a meatshield. Apperently just long enough to distract Yang and then yeet her. 

Its got ONE HAND with Oscar in it you idiots, hit it all at once! Go for the legs and the other arm, knock it down, blow its head off. COME ON, its OBVIOUS.

Oh hey it talked. Good. That means it can probably feel pain.

There is no way those legs should work like that. They’re too small and its torsos the wrong shape. This things breaking physics. 

The arms are also way too long.

Also why are you just standing there watching it grow wings? Kill the fucking thing already.  Gotta admit the movement and screaming makes me think it feels pain. Interesting. Good to know.  That or its just body horror/squick.

And thats the episode. I like how Fiona calls them “kids” though shes probably about their age. 

[oursidae]

for the warriors asks: im not on mobile and dont emojis and im too lazy to copy paste them, but all the ones that start with the word "favorite"

😻 - Favorite cats?

i unfortunately like a lot of terrible boys. Crowfeather, Breezepelt, Ashfur (dont @ me), Graystripe, Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Longtail, Hawkfrost... Then i ADORE Tawnypelt, Leafpool, Nightcloud, Feathertail, and Mapleshade............... I dont know many of the cats from any arc after the one that ended in Brambleclaw becoming leader.

🌸 - Favorite ships?

Noncanon ships, I love any ship that gives Nightcloud a big loving gf but ive got an appreciation for Night/Sorrel now. Graystripe/Firestar is a classic, but i also rly like Firestar/Dustpelt and Firestar/Longtail 0: also Sasha/Leopardstar and MothPool

Canon ships: Ravenpaw/Barley might as well be canon lmaooo. I also live for TallJake

🐾 - Favorite Arc?

Gotta go with the classic The Prophecy Begins arc, i loved learning how the clans work through firestar's eyes.

🐅 - Favorite villain?

i love scourge so much for No Reason at all

🦁 - Favorite story from the guidebooks?

i never read those!

🌟 - Favorite death?

morbid question lmaoooo. Hawkfrost and Tigerstar's first deaths definitely. Hawkfrost because of the Holy The Sea MAP, AlexHarrier's animation of that scene was soooo good. And Tigerstar's death is just a classic scene like, absolutely wild.

🌧 - Favorite headcanons?

I'd love to keep thinking Starclan didn't refuse to give Nightpelt/star 9 lives then turn around and give them to Tigerstar. I just really like the headcanon that he never got 9 lives and was lying his ass off.

🌿 - Favorite medicine cat?

I love you yellowfang... And Cinderpelt and Runningnose and Mothwing

😼 - Problematic Fave?

(im including this bc it has the word fave in it lol)

oh ashfur. i feel like he was worth more than to be a grabbag love interest turned shitty villain. They're not as Problematic[TM] anymore after Crowfeather's book, but Crowfeather and Breezepelt as well

[rigil-kentauris]

What about you bud????? Hit me with those alpha protocol thoughts!!!!!

YAS oh non ap followers you poor things just keep scrolling

mike michael mikey thornton thorton who i love…let’s see…after so long its hard to sort out what is headcanon and was is just regular canon…

OH! Afraid of trains. That’s one of my smaller headcanons. He looks up statistics and facts and with the slightest provocation will unload them on the unsuspecting. After AP, he really REALLY stays away from them. Almost getting run over on multiple occasions will do that to a person.

I also like to imagine he’s a big reader. A couple of his past code names are named after a scifi author, and also Keats, so I like to think he does a lot of reading in his spare time. It probably also helps him keep up with his many many languages. He’ll read to his friends if they’re stressed out or tired or something.

I have soooo many headcanons - theories? - about Albatross and Sis. I think way too much about Albatross’ moody backstory. I like to think that Michael reminds him of the person he used to be when he was younger. I imagine he had a best friend spy partner who was the straight-laced one, the uptight one, the one who Albatross tries to emulate later on, but something happened (something that was caused by Albatross’ naive I do, I believe in the mission type stance). It ended up getting Albatross hunted by the CIA and his friend killed, who, of course, had this daughter…so Albatross went and got her before the CIA could, and he fled the country. Now he works for G22, and he sees Michael making the same damn mistakes, hunted by the same gov’t, and he shouldn’t get involved but he does, if only to keep this idiot from ruining his life..,but he can’t quite bring himself to stop Mike.

He can, though, run off to Brayko’s mansion before you get there and nearly get himself killed.

Sis allying with Mike stings even more, because, despite his best efforts, he’s afraid he’s going to get her in trouble, too.

Another thing I hc…Sean’s dad is running for president, and the game gives some contradictory evidence about exactly when it takes place, but I’m like 90% certain its ‘08-09. Which leads me to the idea that Darcy’s dad is trying to run against Obama. And idk why but that amuses me to no end. I hc that Sean ‘secretly was an excellent student even though he hides it all the time’ Darcy writes really snarky op eds about his dad and publishes them under ridiculous pen names and then when his dad gets up in arms about it, he just completely denies it. Even though it’s wildly obvious. SEAN THE AUTHOR’S NAME IS DAWN SHARCY. well idk what to tell ya dad, ive never heard of him. Not that I imagine they talk much.

OH wait and Steven Heck. It’s more of a post-canon headcanon I suppose. At some point he gets involved with the animal trade (by accident, he was probably meaning to do something entirely different and more ridiculous), but he finds some smuggled pangolins and adopts the shit out of them. There’s no chance of him ever having a normal pet. Anyway he had to send them to live at the zoo eventually, but he still claims they’re his, and he’ll go visit them from time to time.

Mike also has to stop him, at some point, from acquiring a komodo dragon.

Mike’s never quite sure how successful he was at that, though.

Come to think of it Steven + weird pets is a big headcanon of mine. I think the most normal pet he’d ever own would be like a tarantula or something. A really big one. I hate spiders, though, I don’t wanna think about that.

Man I’ve talked too much. One last one. I have no clue why I started thinking this but I hc Mina as really into fishing. She thinks of it as calming. A lot of sitting around in the sun, waiting and being patient. She’s pretty good at it, too. 

I actually think she and Sean would be pretty good friends, if they could ever get over one another. I think they’d probably have pretty similar interests in TV and what not. I can imagine them getting hyper invested in some historical drama together.