#ive got exploding kittens

[wcamino-confessions]

howdy! im kinda looking for some advice. i would like brutal advice, even if its not what i want to hear.

so i have two roleplay characters that i received through tryouts within a clan. i have been using these characters for over a year and have been really attached to them. i love these characters, ive put a lot of thought and effort into their stories as well as money into their art galleries.

sometime in- i wanna say- january the clan’s instagram page was hacked and almost everything was deleted by this hacker. they tried to get the account back but it was unsuccessful. they made a new page with a new clan as the clan’s owner decided to retire the clan and the clan leader made a new one. the clan owner just basically owned the clan while the clan leader lead the clan.

during this time, i was just receiving a kitten (they were almost an apprentice according to the time rule) character and there was no roleplay or clan at the time so together to temporarily pause our ages as we couldn’t develop with the absence of a clan. according to the clan leader, she made an announcement in the groupchat that aging was still happening while she worked on the new clan and everything. unfortunately, due to how many people are in the groupchat and how often we all talked, that message was buried. it never got to us.

so for months, we had paused the character’s aging. in april, the clan finally started to pick up, the information was being posted and the clan was beginning. the couple of us spoke about resuming aging after the three month hiatus of there being no clan, no timeline, no roleplay. basically the clan didn’t exist and i felt like these characters were stuck in static, the aging didn’t matter.

the litter groupchat and i were talking about how excited we were to finally get the development in that we didn’t have. we didn’t officially have an apprentice ceremony due to there being no clan at the time so we were looking forward to that being announced in the next chapter as our characters were sitting at 6 moons old. so we had planned to message the now clan leader about that but the next morning, bout two weeks after the clan started picking up, the clan leader messaged us about warrior names. we gave them our names and they said they would make the announcement of our warrior names in about two weeks.

in our groupchat, we were confused and decided to ask our clan leader about pausing our ages during the three month hiatus. they then informed us pausing ages wasn’t allowed, this was news to us and we were upset.

while applying for kit tryouts, we are asked a very basic set of questions and those questions involve kit, apprentice and young warrior development ideas. during the absence of the roleplay, we were still kits but 5-6 moons at the time of the clan being deleted and remade. the reason why we were upset is because of development, younger development is important to have a strong foundation to build on. that is something i expressed during our conversation with the clan leader and they shot me down.

I didn’t like the fact that my character was being controlled by someone that isn’t me; so I mentioned that and the clan owner exploded. I didn’t feel like I was in the wrong so I argued that our characters ages shouldn’t matter to them and after arguing for a while. i brought in the litter’s ownership and they agreed with us.

unfortunately, I got heated during our conversation and was really pushy about the conversation to resolve it with the result I wanted. I had to step away from the discussion and went to bed.

in the morning, I apologized to the clan leader about how heated our conversation got. I did feel bad but after their response, I wasn’t. The clan leader decided to remove me from the clan, we never had an issue in the past and this was the only thing. however they lied to me saying that i had been reported by multiple different people for “aggressive” behavior in the past and that was a “final straw” in their eyes. i was really confused and went to message them back, i was blocked. In the past, I have never had an issue with anyone. I did message around and see if I might have upset someone, but after talking to EVERY person within the clan, they said they never reported me for aggressive behaviors.

i decided to delete my social medias and talked to the litter’s owners on discord. i figured i would have to give up the characters i had put so much work into as i was being removed. I spoke about getting reimbursed for the artwork I put into the character’s artwork that I paid for. Both of the characters were roughly worth $200 and $500 respectively.

when it comes to removing ownership of a character for a terms of service break, the art get reimbursed and the design is taken. thats where i got my logic from, furry artists terms of service.

however, i wasnt asked to give up the character and I have decided recently to start using them again because the payment hasn’t been sent to me. I feel like it’s very unfair to be forced to give up a character without being paid for the money you’ve put into the character. it’s been a couple months since that conversation and i’ve heard nothing from both of the litter owners. I did inform the owners that I would be continuing to use the characters if the art value wasn’t reimbursed. that was our last conversation; they didn’t reply after that.

Am I in the right to continue using these continue to use the characters? Am I in the right to ask about the reimbursement payments? Should I stop using the characters? I dunno what to do. I don’t want anymore drama but I don’t wanna be fucked over.

[redactedgender]

(NSFW-ISH)

ive now listened to basically every bonus audio minus the kitten imp!vega audio (if i listen to that one i will Fucking Explode). im normal and regular i prommy

i did try to listen to the imp!ivan audio, but i got halfway and couldnt do it. which i expected honestly, but god that audio. erik is a talented va, ill leave it at that

[walnutcookie]

talk about walnuts scooby doo hyperfixation THIS INSTANT /nf (pretyy please)

okay this is actually like . my favorite thing ever thank you for this lucky /gen

ive had a hc for like .. a couple of months now? that walnut has a scooby doo special interest/reoccurring hyperfixation . it probably came on the tv while she was watching cartoons as a kid and she was Entranced by it (almond walked in on her looking at the tv with her eyes wide and sparkly)

first of all she says ZOINKS and JINKIES and JEEPERS in her vocabulary regularly (and almond to a lesser extent. hes watched it so much with walnut and picked it up from her a little and now sometimes when he gets scared he'll let a little ZOINKS out)

if you literally just mention it to her she will EXPLODE with pure joy and happiness and . you will probably be her new favorite pwrson And i like to think roguefort knew this and perhaps one time tried to create a mystery for her that was sort of like one in the show where she got to unmask some villain (she was bouncing up and down with joy)

umumgv i dont really know what else to say Her favorite character is velma and she also probably kins her . and kin assigns every single person she meets. scans them up and down and she already knows which scooby doo character they are. me and my partner joked once about constable whiskers and lord crumbles having kittens and one of them is named lord crumbles the fourth and the rest are shaggy, scooby, velma, daphne and fred (almond gave her naming privileges and she already knew how to answer .) Also she hates scrappy doo

(if you want to adopt this hc i dont mind . i would love to spread my walnut scooby doo fixation propaganda)

[lightboundhellhound]

half asleep too tired to brain but. uh. idk what to ask just give information about creatures

okokok!!!! under the cut cos this is a lot of words skjdfkk

chip: half cat half fox because thats possible ig. the youngest of the group, she has a lot of energy and always wants to play. she’s determined to befriend bing even though he’s antagonistic af and doesn’t want friends. chip was found by duke when she was like a day old, and ive decided just now that duke has a family, a wife and three kittens, and chip fit right in (even if she’s a bit bigger thanks to her fox genes)

duke: the oldest of the group and the leader. he lost an eye when a dog attacked him :( for a while he wanted nothing to do with dogs until he got to know tyler (a dog i haven’t drawn yet) (well not since 2018, here’s an old drawing)

duke didn’t trust tyler but jupiter vouched for him, and so he joined the junkyard jaminals. duke and tyler are actually besties now!

bing: so emo. hates everyone 🥰 while duke went through hell and still has hope, bing went through hell and his hope died. he’s pessimistic, kind of a jerk, and is only a junkyard jaminal because duke insists on “fixing him”. he kinda serves as bombs second in command, and they’re both in charge of keeping outsiders away. he’s less enthusiastic about than bomb is lol

jupiter: she’s dukes wife! she’s co-leader of the junkyard jaminals and chips mom :33 she’s incredibly stealthy, having grown up on the streets with her brothers and parents and learning how to survive without being caught by animal control

squiggle: he’s in charge of surveillance, watching from his tower for any incoming enemies or threats. he mostly naps up there though cos nothing ever tends to happen. also he’s lazy ksjdkfk chip likes to visit tho! squiggle takes the opportunity to teach her how to watch for danger so he can nap lmao

clementine: one of jupiter and dukes kids and juneberry’s twin sister! she’s the nurse, helping juneberry take care of injured or sick jaminals. she doesn’t really enjoy it, and would rather be a fighter like bomb or bing. but duke and jupiter won’t let her cos they don’t want her getting hurt

juneberry: the doctor cat, and clementines twin! they call each other twins cos while there are three in their litter, they look way more similar to each other than they do with their other sibling i have yet to design ;^^ juneberry loves being a doctor cat! she’s all about helping her friends and family <3 she’s very silly btw

tallulah: idk what she actually is? i adopted her from another artist cos i loved her design but it didn’t occur to me that. i should have at least some idea of how she fits in the narrative? for now let’s say she’s a lab experiment that wasn’t supposed to be sentient. and now she helps with surveillance cos. she has wings? idk

xveca: she’s from a planet that was taken over by mars (space colonialism smh). she escaped, and was on her way to mars to fight those guys, but as she passed the sun her ship went haywire and she crashed on earth. duke and jupiter are the only ones who know she’s an alien. she’s very confused by earth customs and such. duke and jupiter have taught her a lot tho! she’s in charge of finding food

muffin: idk how she fits in the narrative actually. i never decided. she’s very sweet tho

bubbles: same here. he and muffin were such wasted potential </3 he loves to play!

bomb: she has an explosive temper (haha) but she’s loyal to the very end and very kind. she’s in charge of guarding the junkyard and handling threats however she sees fit (bing helps). she has this cool power where if she wants to she can explode, but it uses up one of her nine lives

now i need to design jupiter and dukes son and im golden! lmao

[pi3rcedk1tty]

imagine dustin henderson getting you a kitten for your birthday.

-“ Y/N? i’m home! “ Dustin yelled up the stairs at you , who was in your room. you heard his voice and ran down the stairs , missing a couple of them because of how fast you were going. he was at the bottom of the hall , carrying a small carboard box with the words , '' FRAGILE CARRY WITH CAUTION '' on the right hand side. he met your face with a toothy grin and handed you the box cheerfuly.

'' Dusty...what is this? '' you asked curious , about to shake the box.

'' don't shake the box! it's fragile! '' Dustin said , gently taking the box from you and shaking your head. you nodded in understanding and took back the box carefully. based on how the box looked , you though he might have gotten you one of those porcelain dog statues made of your late golden retriever , mackie. but the box started moving , so you assumed a live thing was in there. you slowly opened the box to reveal a silver tabby cat , its bright , glossy blue eyes staring back at you as the box fully opened. you felt your heart explode at the sight of the purring animal.

'' she's all yours Y/N! '' Dustin exclaimed , throwing his hands up in the air. you picked up the cat and placed it in your arms. she purred as she got used to your body warmth and snuggled in tighter to the crook of your neck.

'' i wanna name her Frankie! '' you said , a smile plastered across your red-stained face. Frankie was now on the couch , snoring and meowing in her sleep.

'' thank you Dustin. i am so grateful for you. '' you said , hugging the boy tight.

'' and i am so grateful for you my love. ''

im sorry this is so short , ive got some writers block rn <3

[albino-whumpee]

Ive had a lot of whumpy dreams lately so im gonna share my favorites. 

cw//hand whump, pet whump, cannibalism, escape attempt, needles.

- Something exploded on my hand and was filled with sewing needles, so my hand was impaled by at least 30 of them, making me unable to open or close it at all. I had to take it one by one, but sometimes more popped out of nowhere so it took a long time. Of course, I felt all of it. Some were very deeply stuck, while others were superficial. But at the end I was left with some skin hanging a bit and my hand full of holes. 

- Dreamt about this people who were like superheroes but were insanely discriminated and controlled. Microchipped, monitored at all times, dressed in uniforms with recognizable insignias and all. They were only used for their abilities and didn´t care if they died. So a group of them try to escape. It´s super flashy and there´s civilians deaths and all. I remember one of them, a girl with white hair hiding in a little corner of a bus and putting her finger over her lips when she noticed me looking at her. I of course moved to her side and played dumb saying she was just my friend that have fallen asleep and was very cold (she was wearing a big coat to hide her uniform, which they couldn´t take off for some reason)

- The last one was about like a race of elves that were farmed and bred to be food for humans. Basically the last batch of kids from a farm (yes they were all kids) are bought by some rich humans that don´t want to eat them, but to work for them. They´re basically treated as pets and there´s one among them who doesn´t have a problem adapting to life as something else than food, which happens to be an elve who used to be a pet for a couple. He was well cared for, but for some reason he´s abandoned on the farm´s dumpster and the owners mistake him for product that failed to escape. So, while the eldest sister of the rich family starts to care for her pets, the abandoned elve stablishes a friendship with her so they can form an alliance that helps his family, (the other pets) to get out. 

They were distinctly non human with markings around their body that seemed to change from one individual to another. With pointy ears and were smaller than the average person. 

The abandoned pet got in problems with the rich human´s private guards often because they mistreated his family and he was one feisty one, so it was pretty funny how the guards picked him up and he looked like a hissing kitten.

[pepperpills]

The Harvest - RE8 Fanfic

The Harvest

A Resident Evil 8 fan fiction by Joana

Karl Heisenberg x Female Reader

Notes: heey guys, The Harvest is coming closer to its end, i hope you enjoy this chapter and new things might be coming ahead, thank you all for reading it >.<

Warning: NSFW content

Part I - Destiny (1) Part I - Destiny (2) Part II - The Lord Part III - The Hunt

Part IV – Soft Torture

In the next days, you finished the new wing and brough him to see it. He was grateful, he took a while analysing your sketches, strumming the shelves covered with books and the metallic tool boxes. When he was done, he impulsively took your head in his hands and kissed you in the forehead. You blushed, but by that time he already crossed the door and was calling you to help.

Then, you spent hours helping him move his stuff to that wing, especially the non-metallic ones, which he had no power over. Your hands touched while doing it and every time it happened, an electric discharged flowed through you – and him.

After you were done, you left him to explore his new set up as excited as he was with it. You still had your cleaning stuff when coming back to the main area and there was time, plenty of free time. Thus, you stopped on level B3 to take care of a dusty stroller that was pissing you off with its dirt.

You were minding your own business, singing your favourite childhood song while wiping the dust off the power box when you heard a drill. You instantly froze, imagining what caused it.

The area was poorly lite, but you saw that red brightness in the pitch dark, you wouldn’t confound it as it was part of the nightmares you had at your first days at the factory. It was, indeed, a lost Soldat.

You held a scream, your hand quickly covered your open mouth, but it was too late, it paid attention to you, way before you saw it, then it started walking towards your direction with that drill making a death sound.

The world around you didn’t make sense. You looked for exits, but it was about to sprint and you were in a corner, unable to run anywhere. A single tear rolled down your face and you closed your eyes not willing to see it.

“NO.” Heisenberg screamed, showing up at the right moment. “STOP!” He demanded, but the thing was now coming to him. “Stupid shit.” He cursed, violently throwing his cigar on the ground, putting it out with his boot.

With that said, the reactor on the Soldat’s chest exploded, casting hundreds of small parts all over the place, one hit you in the cheek. No one moved, it simply disintegrated and the creature fell to its knees, deactivated, exploding right away, sending more trash to the air.

Heisenberg walked rapidly to you and held your shoulders. When he noticed your cheek, he cleaned it and licked your blood out of his finger. You were way too shaken by the Soldat, but his grip slowly brought you to the real world.

“You okay?” He whispered, his expression lines showing how worried he was.

He got so scared of losing you for that malfunctioning son of a bitch that his heart sunk when he saw you. It was too late for him to continue pretending he didn’t care that much for you.

“Yeah, it didn’t get me at all. Thank you.” You were utterly grateful he tamed that thing, otherwise… Otherwise you probably would be one of the bodies in the stretchers.

Heisenberg then buried his face in your neck, sighing. He sounded relieved.

“Thought I was gonna lose you there, buttercup.” He told your neck, his voice stuffy.

“I thought so too.” You confessed, also feeling relieved. “Do you care?” You had to ask, simply had to know if he cared even though he just saved you.

“Of course I do.” He answered immediately, but not rushing.

Knowing that was reassuring. You felt safe. You felt home. He felt scared for the possibility of your death and couldn’t stop holding you. You thought he was going to bite you like a zombie would, instead, he rubbed his lips on your skin.

You moaned with the touch. It was involuntary, but you felt that you made a mistake. First you tried to be his friend when both of you felt alone, then you would give anything for him to order you to take off your clothes like in that first day, but wouldn’t dare say that, you were getting too mushy.

“S-sorry…” You started apologizing, he let your neck go, but then his face was millimetres from yours.

“Don’t be sorry.” Karl firmly took your waist and put you up on the now clean stroller, your butt sitting on a wood box.

He had to have you. There was this urgent feeling on his stomach he couldn’t resist, it was being silenced for too long, since you arrived. That hunger took control of him and he griped your hair.

He is too strong, but you didn’t want to resist, at that moment, you were about to do whatever he desired, you had simply given up to it as you yourself were thirst for his touch.

The adrenaline was still running crazily through you, like you had been shocked, you thought it was even stronger than before, growing, driving you to hallucinate as you saw coloured lights dancing in your vision. Coloured, festive lights.

“Fuck, buttercup, you have a way to get to me.” He cursed, kissing you chin, making you moan again. “Oh, you are so hopeless like this.” Heisenberg laughed; his chuckles made your entire body resonate.

“Please, let me have you, Karl.” You found yourself begging, you would be on your knees if he wasn’t so close, taming you.

He stepped back, a tiny step so he could look at you. He was smiling, his eyes seemed to have fallen upon a prey, one he would treat with good manners. His hand reached your neck, pressing it, not too hard, but not softly, so you could feel his scars and you moaned to that.

He spread your legs with his knee, not gentle, not brutal, but demanding. You let him do it, feeling the blood down there. You felt a chilled object between your thighs, it touched your clit over your tight pants. It started rubbing as Heisenberg kissed every centimetre of your face and his hands wandered around your body, owing it.

You were soaked, your panties were completely wet at that point, maybe even more than the rain made before, and that metal thing kept rubbing your bud driving you insane. You moaned loudly, moaned like an animal and he joined you with husky groans.

You closed your legs around his waist and forced him to come closer. He cried out in pleasure, even though fully clothed. You felt him hard, so damn hard you thought you couldn’t take it.

His pace was getting faster controlling the metal stimulating you, it was feeling too intense, all your feelings mixing up with his sudden touch, the adrenaline running through out your body, his beard tingling your neck as he groaned, making your eyes roll in pleasure. You came the first time like that, your water wetting him.

You took his face in your hands and glued your lips to one another. The kiss was intense, you completely forgot to breath as his tongue met yours, playing rough games in your mouth. You had to scratch his skin under his clothes, to this, he arched his back, a warm sensation flooding his body as it felt held after so long, so glad to finally take you, so hungry to devour you, he couldn’t help but to feel he was close, not done with these games, but close to his first time in a while anyway. That was the time for him to cum. He held you tightly, burring his face on your shoulder, moaning like crazy and came in his pants. You came again, with him.

“God damn it.” That was all he could say, panting.

“For fuck’s sake.” You joined him, leaning your back on the stroller to rest.

The dancing lights were still there, lullabying you now that you both orgasmed. You were calm, calmer than you had never been, completely distant from the Soldat’s treat, the Village, anything. Nothing could reach you at the factory, nothing besides his scarred hands.

You thought it was over, but you still felt drunk with pleasure, willing to taste more of it, more of him. Karl had an idea. One that you would like. He took you in his arms, so easily you felt little while pressing your face to his collarbone, the electricity in your body giving you delightful goosebumps. You hugged his neck and your legs hugged his waist. He started walking.

At first, you didn’t know where he was taking you, then you recognized the path among all those look alike corridors. You two were heading to the soft torture room. It didn’t make you anxious, though. You were curious.

He actually walked there, not surfing any metal plaque. It didn’t take long to get to your destination. He made the door open with his powers, never letting you go even for a second like you were too precious to trust the floor to support you.

That room was the most organized room of the factory. You could see he started using that as a storeroom due to several cardboard boxes leaning against the walls. The gears and toys were as new. You doubted someone had ever used them.

The room was painted black, decorated with real swords, axes and chains, the last ones maybe could be of use. There was a whip rack with different whips that made you excited, willing to test them all, also, some toys and instruments were suspended on a metal board close to a Berkley horse. Heisenberg didn’t guide you to any of those, though.

“Do you think you can take it, kitten?” He whispered affably in your ear.

“I want to take anything.” You told him, sanguinely.

He chuckled and lead you to another piece of furniture. That one you had seen on history books. It was the wrist stocks. Usually, it would be made of wood, but his were metallic and would move as he desired, so you could alternate positions.

Karl let you go, gently, you stepped barefoot on the ground having lost your shoes at the stroller and he made you sit on a chair next to the stocks. You kissed for what seemed to be eternity, every single one of your senses being stimulated at once. He gruffly took his overcoat off, without untouching your lips and started massaging your nipples. You cried out in pleasure, feeling it drain on your thighs.

You drove him crazy. He was doing his best to be at least moderate to you, but you weren’t helping at all. Your groans made him be harsh, it was your doing, he kept thinking. He ripped your shirt off effortlessly, giving you a shock. Your boobs came out swinging, making him howl and burry his face on them. He felt welcomed by your warmth, consoled by your soft skin. He didn’t want to rise his nose from them, but he did in order to rend your pants.

It was a real relief to be finally free from your clothes. In that manner, you took his shirt off, laying your hand on his chest for a silent while. It was entrancing to be able to touch him like that, to feel his heavy breathing, strolling your fingers on his belly. But when you reached his pants and started unbuttoning it, he snorted and pushed you back.

“Not now, sugar.” He denied, smiling at your disconsolate face. “First things first.” Heisenberg added as he lifted you, placing you lastly at the stocks.

You saw how hard he was under those pants. His cock was begging to be tamed, to be treated, to be tasted. You could drool if your kept thinking these things, but you couldn’t help, it was centimetres from your face now and was certainly calling you. You inclined a little, he didn’t perceive, and gave a long, naughty lick on his cock, tasting the humidity there, trying the flavour of his cum. It tasted like “I want more”.

He groaned loudly, hopelessly. Heisenberg got a little annoyed by your disobedience and decided he could be a bit harder on you.

“Bad kitten.” He called you.

Your wrists were now retained, you were sitting completely naked on a massage bed and he still had his pants on which meant a little more play. Out of nowhere, nipple clamps flew to you and bite your nipples. You screamed in pleasure. It hurt a little, pressing your delicate skin.

Heisenberg was enjoying himself, maliciously smiling. At that sight, he had to touch himself. His hand reached his cock over the fabric and cuddled it for some time as he tightened the grip on your nipples.

After a while like this, he decided it was about time and his pants fell off, revealing a big, pulsating, needy rod on that made you moan on its homage.

“Now, kitten, show me you can take it all.” He said, approaching you, taking advantage of your opened mouth.

You finally had it, an explosion of flavours and sensation took command of you. His cum was sweet, now your favourite candy, his cock was almost too much for your mouth, but you proudly took it all on you salivating tongue, leading it deep down your throat, making a mess of saliva. A mess he loved. Heisenberg was simply howling in pleasure, his husky voice dominated by voluptuousness, he was roaring over the machinery noises.

If you kept going longer, he was going to cum on your precious mouth, would fill it with his god’s milk. But he wasn’t done with you. Oh no. He took his cock out of your mouth and you felt the bed leaning backwards.

“Lay.” Heisenberg ordered as he climbed your body, positioned between your legs.

You laid. He roughly rubbed his smouldering boner on your clit. You both groaned intensely. He played you a little more, then he started entering. Your pussy wasn’t used to it, to big things coming in and out of it like that, but it sure loved the sensation.

His thighs were pressed to yours, rubbing his hair body on your skin as he moved forward into you. You thought you were dead, nothing that good could be possible. But it was, you had him inside your pussy, reaching so deep as the bed inclination helped to get as far as he could.

At first, he tried to go steady, not willing to hurt you more, but as you moaned, he couldn’t help but burying his cock on you. You made it feel welcomed, hot and squeezed by your walls.

Heisenberg was losing it. You were losing it. You both moved in synchrony, the nipple clamps awakening every pleasure sensor on your body, feeling him entirely.

He invested inside you for what felt like hours of pure pleasure. You two sang the lust song together. Karl knew he couldn’t hold on longer.

“Now, kitten, you gonna have it.” He whispered between his teeth, griping your hair.

You hugged his waist with your legs, forcing him to stay deep down. He groaned, thunders in your vision. He was coming hot, plentiful, absolutely satisfied. Heisenberg came inside you and when he found the courage to step out and you let go your legs, cum drained from your pussy.

“Karl…” You could only mumble, panting.

“Kitten.” He answered, releasing your wrists and laying by your side.

He pushed you to his chest where you gladly laid your sleepy head. He cuddled your hair as your draw circles on his belly.

“It was the best thing I ever felt.” You said, at last.

“You had me there, kitten.” Heisenberg confessed, his heart racing. “You fucked me good.” He added, smiling. You smiled too.

Both of you were tired, sleepy. His cuddles made your eyes shut and your hug embraced him. You fell asleep in the soft torture room, on the massage bed. Naked and together, at last.

[oh-sweet-mama]

He Touched you (Smut)

𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: I got this idea from @alexwrites2 she writes amazing Kylo one shots! Go check her out! My inspiration came from the chapter 'Hux's assistant'.

𝗧𝗪: Sexual content, swearing, sexual harassment(not Kylo)

Y/n

Walking down the silent halls of the command ship I make my way to the generals office.

"General Inge, here are the reports you requested." He nods pointing to a spot on his desk with his pen.

"So, are you busy tonight y/n? I'm free to night, and I need to release some stress." My eyes widen, feeling humiliated.

"Rather unfortunately, Sir, I am." I look down at my boots. Feeling violated.

"If it's any work, I can release you from it. All the men are talking about you, it'll help my social status to say that I've fucked you." I feel someone creep into my mind. I quickly block them out.

Scouting mission.

"I'm sorry sir, I have a scouting mission, that Ive requested." He grumbles standing up. I squeeze my eyes shut, hoping to avoid his stare.

Instead he comes and grabbed my ass for a few seconds.

"You May leave." He dismisses me with a wave of his hand.

I had been promoted to general assistant a few months ago. General Inge routinely asks for sexual favors from me, or violating questions.

He once asked me what size bra I wear. I scrunch my nose at the repulsing memory. I feel tears prick the corners of my eyes.

The rule is that you have to wait at least 9 months before another promotion. My next level is supreme aid, then supreme personal aid.

I have 3 months. 3 more months of torture. I can still feel the lingering pain of where is rough hands grabbed my private area.

General Inge has never groped me before. I felt dirty, and gross. My robes suddenly felt disgustingly warm.

I quickened my pace down the corridors. The tears stopped and my face drying.

No man will do that to me.

No man, except one...

I looked around for anyone. Then quickly darted down a long dim hallway. Before reaching a large metal door. Clearing my mind and removing any mental barricade.

The door soon opened. I stood admiring the familiar room. Before I knew it, large arms snaked around my waist. Pulling me into a warm, toned chest.

"What's wrong, kitten? I can sense your discomfort." He kissed my jaw and down my neck.

"General... General Inge grabbed my ass, and asked for sex to heighten his social status..." I lean back into him.

Feeling the rumble of a growl from his chest.

"He touched you?" He turned me around to face him.

Kylo's dark eyes searched mine for answers.

"Yes." I couldn't help the voice crack.

He pulled my chin up to connect our lips in a passionate kiss.

Kylo grabbed my hips and picked me up. My back soon hitting the soft cushion of his royal mattress fit for a supreme leader.

Kylo pulled my robes off, followed by my shirt, and pants, flinging them somewhere in the room.

He soon left my lips and trailed wet kisses down my neck, collar bones, and onto my breasts.

Taking my sensitive nipple into his mouth, while gently massaging the other. He pulled moans from my lips.

Kylo soon came back up to my face and pinned my wrists above my head with one of his hands.

"I'm. Going. To. Show." He made small hickeys between each word, "Your boss that you belong to someone."

He pulled his pants and boxers off in one swift move, then his tank came off. Revealing his toned chest. I squirmed under him.

I rubbed my thighs together, needing some sort of friction.

"Wait, kitten, patience must be practiced." He positioned himself. "Are you ready, y/n?

"Yes- please Master Ren!" He slid in in one swift move. He filled me. He slowly started to maneuver in and out. Pleasure exploding in my body.

He assaulted my neck with hickeys. His pace escalating quickly, leaving me stunned.

"Oh- fuck- fuck Kylo!" I almost screamed.

"Who's fucking you kitten?" He pounded into me, I moaned. "Words, y/n."

"You- Master Ren!" He grunted in approval letting my wrists go. His hand on one of my hips, the other bracing himself on the head board.

"And. Who. Will. Only. Ever. Fuck. You?" He thrusted into me each time. Causing hot pleasure to spread all over my turned on body

"Only you! You Master Ren." The knot in my stomach was tightening. Moans and screams of his names fell effortlessly from my mouth.

"Who won't ever fuck you? Who won't ever make you feel this good?" He continued his relentless rhythm.

"General Inge!" I screamed, "I'm- I'm gonna cum." The knot in my stomach getting tighter.

"Go ahead y/n." I felt my orgasm spread through every fiber of my being. Kylo's name being screamed from my lips.

I soon recovered, right as Kylo hit his high. He bucked his hips into mine. Before making eye contact with me and leaning in, to share a passionate kiss.

"Did I hurt you at all?" He asks leaning on my forehead, slowing pulling out, to lay next to me.

"No, not at all, I loved it." He smiled. I never get to see that smile. "And I love you." I poked his chest where is heart is.

"I love you more." He pulled me in, sharing another kiss.

Then we laid down. Holding hands, our legs tangled. Drifting off to each other's breathing.

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[gamingleopard28]

RWBY Shattered Eye AU

(If you would like to make the AU into a comic I don’t mind, just give me the credit for the AU)

          Volume 5 School Fight

     After Cinder knocked Jaune to the floor she starts walking over to kill Weiss, but then notices an unconscious Ruby to her right then saying “Eye for an eye”. She then lifts Ruby up with her right arm by the shoulder with her spear in her left hand. Jaune yells out a “NO!” but Cinder doesn’t care. She slowly shoves the spear into Ruby’s right eye in order to make it as painful as possible. Yang cries out a “NO!” just before running to Cinder and tackling her which caused her to drop Ruby pretty hard onto the floor. During the moment of confusion Weiss, Qrow, Jaune go to keep Ruby alive while Nora, Ren and Ozpin/Oscar keep them protected from Mercury, Emerald and Hazel who are still trying to fight them. Meanwhile Yang is aggressively smashing Cinders head into the floor to a point where to fix it would require a landscaper as well. After Qrow realizes Ruby should be fine he goes over to Yang who is still pummeling Cinders face and manages to pull her off so he can check on her. Yang's face is filled with tears that are boiling as they fall, her hair is ready to basically explode at this point. Emerald helps Cinder up while Qrow calms Yang down to a point where she can think rationally enough to not lose her other arm.

At this point the fights are Qrow and Yang Vs Cinder and Emerald, Nora and Ozpin/Oscar Vs Mercury and Hazel. Jaune and Weiss are keeping Ruby alive as Jaune finds out he has his semblance. 

     While the chaos is happening Raven and Vernal who just watched all of this happen in about a minute decide to go down the elevator and see if they can get the relic without Cinder. Cinder notices them going down the elevator and lets Emerald know she is going down it. After Emerald covers Cinder as she disappears down the elevator shaft. Emerald, Mercury and Hazel move over to cover it and stop Qrow, Ozpin and the kids from getting in. Ruby has been moved to a safer corner and Weiss is now fighting again after getting her aura back. 

In short things mostly proceed as normal, White fang is stopped, Yang gets the relic and Adam goes missing. 

     Blake walks in through the hole in the front, looks around and notices Yang and Weiss kneeling next to Ruby, but she isn’t looking the same as she last saw her and it wasn’t really the outfit. Then Blake realized that Ruby was bleeding from her right eye and ran over to check on her. After cleaning the blood out for a little bit the got her onto a more comfortable surface, 2 medics came in and got her onto a stretcher and started asking the basic questions like “What happend?”, “How Long?” and so on. After which they began bringing her to a medical tent but stopped just outside in order to let the crowd clear. While they were stopped Yang brushed her left hand across Ruby’s hair to which Ruby then open her eyes weakly asking in pain “ya-ng?” before passing out. While passing out she could hear Yang’s voice getting quieter until she was unconscious.

          Between Volume 5 and Volume 6

     Blinking weakly Ruby opened her eyes and winced from the pain across her body but mostly in her right eye. Looking around she noticed that her right eye was more blurry and had a fairly thick black line going through its middle, she still remembered what happened to her and how Yang saved her life. Yang! She needed to find Yang. After spending probably about 2 minutes getting out of bed because of the pain she managed to get to the door after realizing she was connected to an IV bag with water in it. After opening the door she looked down both ways, to her left was a door about a foot away and to her right was a hallway about 8 meters long with doors along the walls and lead into a living room. The noise from the talking kind of irritated her a little so she checked the door to her left which wasn’t super quiet but didn’t creak. Ruby wasn’t exactly quiet with her entry and got the attention of Qrow and Ozpin who were in a conversation. Ozpin told Qrow could have some alone time and exited the garage. Qrow quickly got Ruby a chair as Yang stopped working on Bumblebee (her Motorcycle), grabbed a bag labeled Samples and helped Ruby sit as the asked her some basic questions like “Are you hungry? Are you hurting? Do you feel sick?”. Ruby answered “Yes. Yes. No.” and so on. Her eye did start to bleed but Yang was quick to get it with a tissue. Ruby asked why she had a bag labeled Samples and was told that the medics found some kind of dust in her eye and asked for them to keep samples. After she stopped bleeding from her eye they had a hug which made Ruby a bit more happy and managed to make her smile a little, then she was helped up out of the garage and to a table for about 10 people and get her some food. While passing by everyone else they saw her and all felt a bit bad as Ruby went from zipping around to looking like a kitten with broken legs as she slightly limped and stumbled each step. She didn’t even have much of a smile on her face, it even looked like moving kind of hurt her. Ruby did ask Yang how long she was asleep and Yang told her almost 2 days. Ruby then ask who changed her, which makes Qrow tell her “We made a rule that guys aren't allowed to change your clothes for you.” and Yang also tells her that she did.

About 2 hours later at 9:00 am Taiyang knocks on the front door. Qrow answers and lets him in and he immediately asks were Ruby is. Qrow tells him and lets him know to be quiet as noise makes her uncomfortable. 

     Tai basically does what he did after The Fall of Beacon and asks if she wants anything. Ruby just says a hug and to be able to sleep which Tai then realizes that his precious Ruby isn’t the same as she was before this happened which causes him to cry while hugging her. Ruby does ask if Zwei is okay and her lets her know that after her fight at haven Raven came back and is currently living with him as her tribe kinda got destroyed, and she is taking care of Zwei. After he leaves her be Yang comes in to give her a Hug and change her IV bag. Ruby then manages to go to sleep as her room is pretty nice. Sage green walls with dark brown floor trim, the floor is a nice soft wood. The room is 5 meters wide by 4 long parallel to the hall. Her bed is made with a sturdy wood and a comfy mattress, the sheets are a nice soft light brown cloth with about 1 ft of a fluffy material she likes to cuddle with and some soft pillows. Occasionally Yang, Blake and Weiss have peek in while she was doing it. Yang’s reaction was “She is so cute like that”, Blake’s was a warm smile, and Weiss was a mild blush. Everyone else reacted in their own way, Jaune and Ren saying ”As long as she’s happy” and Nora saying she knew it would work, Tai and Qrow just felt better knowing she could still be happy. On the left wall there is a window with a curtain that is mostly kept closed. Along the wall opposite side from her bed there are two 1 meter wide by 1 foot thick by 2 meter tall bookshelf's on opposite sides of the wall and a nightstand next to her bed with a lamp on it. She got up later for dinner, talked a little bit and goes back to her room to read a little and sleep. During the night she has a Nightmare and ends out screaming a little as she wakes up and then starts crying. Yang is in her room in a few second followed by Tai and Qrow, everyone else was to tired to get up at like 1 am. Yang, Qrow and Tai were all trying to calm her down from her nightmare. They did manage to calm her down and made sure someone was with her every night in case it happened again.

Throughout the rest of the 2 weeks every night she had a nightmare but was quickly comforted. Also every once in a while someone would check up on her and help her with something or just relax with her. Mainly it was the girls but occasionally Jaune or Ren would come in and give her some cookies or lunch. While the girls did their respective things with her, Yang would generally come in to help her shower, Blake would read with her, Weiss would explain what happened that day or cuddle with her as Ruby asked of her and Nora would help her with exercise. Ruby did get better throughout the week, even being able to walk around the house on her own in 5 days. Although Ruby wasn’t allowed outside unless it was the backyard or she was with someone as she still couldn’t really fight right now. Another 5 days later team RWBY went to a mall which is were Ruby got her present for Yang. Before leaving the blanket Ruby had is packed up because the blanket was actually bought by them for her.

          Volume 6

     The train ride is mostly the same to the normal one, only difference is Ruby has a nap and a Nightmare but is comforted by Weiss. Weiss covers Ruby from a Grimm swipe, The train crashes and and Jinn explains what Ozpin hid from them WBY does get angry at him but Ruby tells her to knock it off and asks Ozpin if he hid it to protect them. He says yes and Ruby then explains that they have bigger problems then trying to kill each other like shelter and food. In the house where Weiss and Ruby just sleep together and Ruby doesn’t have a Nightmare. During the well section Maria realizes that Ruby’s eyes are even stronger than they should be probably because her right one has less eye holding back the light. As they come through the cellar Qrow asks whats happening sounding more sober than normal as the Apathy slowly crawl out of the cellar, he then throws a few bottles at them with Weiss before running out of the house with Ruby and Weiss. They get to Argus without any incident. After everyone reunites they go to Saphron’s house, and relax while explaining what happened. After a little bit Saphron comes in and sits in one of the couches and then Ozpin explains that he did hide the truth from everyone, Jaune holds him against the wall and screams at Ozpin which causes Ruby to go into one of her Panic attacks, starting of with a scream and then intense crying and her right eye flashing a little bit. Everyone looks at Jaune and Ruby in a surprised look as Jaune is caught off guard by that and drops Ozpin letting him back off from Jaune who’s in a startled state. Yang and Blake are next to Ruby in a second and Weiss is in about 2, and they start calming her down. Everyone else decides to give her some space as Yang, Blake and Weiss bring her upstairs to rest while Weiss watches over her. Jaune did get some dirty glares from Yang for like 5 seconds until she gets distracted by Blake nuzzling her to get her to stop. Terra then comes home as well with the child and sits down next to Saphron. Later when everyone is going out to get food Ruby and Weiss stay back in case of a Nightmare or Panic attack. They find Maria and learn about Ruby’s eyes and that they seem a lot stronger than they should be. Then they all have dinner. The next day they all go to the Atlas airfield gate and Cordovan she tells them Weiss and Ruby are allowed because Weiss because her father wants her back and Ruby because of the samples, but everyone else is not. After trying to see if they could make an exception Weiss has an idea and backs off and calls someone. Then Cordovan gets a call about 30 seconds after Weiss, Finishes and tells the team that they have one hour to get their things and be back, when they get back they pack their stuff as well as Qrow’s things. He comes back surprisingly not at all drunk. Ruby is somewhat happy but also really confused as to why. When they return to the airfield they are escorted to a small airship and flown to atlas. On the way there Ruby gives Yang the present which is a Gift card for Strawberry Sunrises, a cleaning kit for her arm, a new pair of sunglasses and a few tools that she can attach to her arm. Yang lets out a little laugh and hugs Ruby really hard to a point where she can’t breath. Meanwhile Cinder did have her fight with Neo but she ran away from Cinder as the intense wind reminded her of how she failed Torchwick. Later Cinder finds Adam who has an airship and she explains that together they can destroy team RWBY and that on a specific date he will assassinate Ruby before she wakes up which will lower team moral and make Adams target (Blake) easier to get. Cinder will finally have Ruby dead and more maiden powers. He agrees and lets her on as they head for Mantle.

Team RWBY and JNR was well as Qrow and Ozpin/Oscar land at atlas and are greeted by Penny, Ironwood and Winter who thanks Weiss for calling her rather than doing something reckless. Penny lightly tackles Ruby and then notices the scar in her right eye. Ruby tells her its fine and that she doesn’t want to talk about it but Weiss will fill her in, which Weiss agrees too. Ironwood somewhat loudly goes “YOU’RE SOBER?!” to which Qrow replies yes and lets him know about Ruby and noises as she is noticeably uncomfortable. Winter is absolutely caught off guard by Qrow being sober and just jaw dropped. The Ace ops watch from a little ways away glad they are having some fun and then introduce themselves.

          Volume 7

     Weiss went to catch Ironwood, Winter and Penny up on what happened, Jaune, Ren and Nora went for training, Yang went with Maria for tuning for Maria’s eyes and Yang’s arm and Ruby went with Blake to the lab where they took the samples and explained that they may be able to make lights that kill Grimm making cities a lot safer and so they also take a blood test as the samples are dried up by this point. Blake stayed by Ruby in case she had a panic attack as she knew what to do unlike the scientists. Luckily she didn’t have one and managed the appointment pretty well and even got a lollipop and a cookie. Then everyone met back up. After learning about the Amity Project they got their new outfits and weapon updates and to learn about Ironwoods plan. Then they help clear out the launch site and then are shown their dorms. Next they have the training montage and get their licenses. Everyone ends out going to the Movies or to the voting party and it goes as normally until Tyrian attacks. Penny fires her swords at him and then loses him in the crowd and then hears Ruby yell something before it goes quiet and the light come back on. Everyone sees the swords but also notice none of them a bloody or correctly aligned to hit any of the dead bodies correctly to kill them. Then Penny realizes Ruby is missing...

Meanwhile many blocks away Ruby is tied up in a chair while Watts and Tyrian are talking about the how the plan went well and other things. After a little bit Watts Unties one of Ruby’s hands after setting up a chess board and asks if she wants to play. She accepts and they constantly tie. Watts is impressed and even Tyrian is interested in the game while still absolutely confused on what they are doing. 

     Afterwards they manage to sleep until Ruby gets woken up by the riot and a Nightmare. Tyrian yells at her to shut up and gives her a small cut with the non poisonous part of his tail which makes it worse and Watts tells him its time to leave. Back in atlas about 2 hours ago Yang, Blake and Weiss got to their bunks but noticed Ruby wasn’t there but assumed she was helping Penny with something until Ren and Nora burst into the room and tell them Ruby’s been kidnapped which Yang almost doesn’t even take an airship down to Mantle. After about an hour and a half they go back miserably and sit there still in their huntress outfits for a few minutes and then they get a call, “We found her. While getting out of an abandoned basement they were spotted by protesters as they have Wanted and Warning signs everywhere and so a squad of robots looked over at them and start sprinting towards them as the start running down the alleyway”. After about 10 minutes of running while Ruby is bawling her eyes out, an airship pops in front of them and the speaker says: “Put your hands up!” to which they decide to ditch Ruby so Tyrian just dropped her on the ground pretty hard which isn’t helping with her bawling. The squad of robots and the airship chases after them. Ruby is still just bawling her eyes out which are starting to flash. Another airship lands on the street and Yang, Blake and Weiss hop out and run over to her. When they get to her they immediately start to try and calm her as Blake cut the ropes but Ruby was still bawling her eyes out and had even started soaking her clothes. After about 5 minutes of hugging, head rubbing, even a few kisses and a lot of tears she finally was able to be moved to the airship and explain while sobbing what happened as Yang texts it to Qrow. Meanwhile Qrow, Ozpin/Oscar and Ironwood are having a little break and Qrow is offered a bottle and he only has a little bit. Then he is asked why he isn’t drinking as much to which he explains that he feels that he was to drunk to keep Ruby safe and that it might get her or him killed and would make her and Summer happy. Then he gets a text from Yang explaining that they have her and what happened as well as that she isn’t badly hurt but was bawling her eyes. He nearly dropped the scroll as Ozpin decides to ask what is it and Qrow tells them shocking them. Back with team Ruby, she is still mostly sobbing but not as bad so Yang tugs her along while she cries into Yangs shoulder, Weiss hugging her from behind and Blake up ahead just telling people to give her some space as they are getting notifications that Ruby is no longer missing. After getting to their dorm and calming Ruby down to just tears, Penny comes in knowing its been a bit over 2 hours since she disappeared. Penny is shocked that Ruby is crying as she has never seen Ruby cry before. She asks Ruby is she is okay and she replies “Yeah... Sorry I scared you.” and then hugs Penny who returns it telling her she is a good friend. After Penny leaves Ruby is asked if she wants anything and she says: “Maybe to sleep all together?” to which they accept her request and start unfolding the couch into a bed. (In this AU teams have separate rooms) After changing into night clothes they go to sleep on the bed. (If you are curious this is the order from left to right: Weiss, Ruby, Yang, Blake.)

     In the morning around 6:30 Yang woke up got out of bed easily since Blake had curled up on the bed, and started making some breakfast. Some PB&Js with milk and cookies for Ruby who was still asleep as Blake started to wake up. Then turning back to what she was doing yang then sees Adam and stumbles back ready for an attack that never comes as there is no one there. Blake rushes to Yang's side and asks why she is blocking from nothing to which she explains she thought she saw Adam and that he is out there still. Blake listens and then looks at Weiss who is waking up then jokes “Morning princess” to which Weiss doesn’t really care as she is being held onto by a sleeping Ruby. They all look at her smiling as she hasn’t been in a really great mood since haven, and then Ruby mumbles something along the lines of “We-iss... love... youuu...” which causes everyone to look quite surprised. About 3 minutes later Ruby wakes up and realizes she was holding Weiss and quickly lets go with her face going red and asks if she heard anything while she was asleep to which a blushing Weiss replies “N-o... yes” causing Ruby’s face to go very very red. Yang is basically dying laughing at this point and Blake is getting ready for CPR as Yang is laughing, choking and wheezing heavily. After they calm down without Yang needing CPR they have their breakfast and check their scrolls to see they have been given a day off and literally can’t do any missions today. So they just relax with the time they have like spending some time in the pool, going to the arcade, Even going to the library which Ruby finds a really good book that is like 10 inches wide which impresses Blake, they even play a little bit of tag and a few other activities. At some point they find Penny and have a chat with her and Winter. After that they go to a club that is fine with faunas and okay for Ruby (It isn’t loud enough to cause a panic attack). Then they head back to the bunks to which Ruby climbs onto her bed and immediately falls asleep. Later they had dinner with nothing really happening.

     Early in the next morning at about 6:55 Adam is waiting in the hall waiting for 7:00 as that is when the doors open and the cameras to turn off. Just as they turn off and the door unlocks he heads inside, but someone sees him enter. As he grabs a wooden box to stand on so he makes sure its a kill, gets on it raises the knife above Ruby’s chest and brought it down. “Hey!” while bringing down the knife it misses her heart and goes into her stomach, Weiss kicks his legs out from under him and he hits the floor hard and Penny starts disarming and arresting Adam. Weiss is now trying to get the knife out of Ruby’s stomach while Yang helps Penny with arresting Adam. Blake is still waking up from her dream about cat nip or something I don’t know. After getting the knife out of Ruby, Adam was arrested and put into a cell with his weapon in another secure room. Later around noon Ruby and Weiss have a walk in a park and end out sitting on one of the benches under a tree. Weiss asks if Ruby did love her to which Ruby replies yes and then kisses Weiss on the cheek, Weiss then returns the kiss but on the lips for a few seconds before breaking off. Both are blushing very hard as  Yang and Blake then come around the tree and go “Congrats!” to which Ruby yelps in surprise “YANG! I thought you were on a date with Blake!” to which Yang just replies “Yes but we also went here”. 

The rest of the time is of training and dating. Everyone thinks Weiss and Ruby are very cute together even Qrow. Not much really happens for a while.

     When they are invited to the Schnee manor not much really changes other that Bumblebee and WhiteRose flirting with their partners. Jacques gets arrested, Tyrian gets arrested, Watts getts messed up and RWBY + JNR + Ace ops are saving civilians, team RWBY gets called up to atlas to talk to Ironwood a little bit before Ace ops are finished up. While getting to atlas Cinder frees Adam and arms him and reminds him of what to do before she heads to the winter maiden. While running down the hall Adam is waiting behind a pillar for Ruby who is at the front, then comes past the pillar after seeing something red looks over and sees Adam with his sword raised and all she can do is block with her arm and- He cut right through her left arm (at just about past the elbow) which made her cry in pain as he front-flipped outta that convenient window. Ruby is now on the floor bleed badly and Yang is trying to stop the bleeding and Weiss is trying to calm he down the the blood flow isn’t as bad while Blake makes sure he isn’t coming back as he slides down until she can’t see him any more. She then check on Ruby who is still crying in pain but not as bad, Yang tells her to get some help. So Blake runs down the hall to the medical wing where some doctors are working with scientists on her blood samples and the dust that has been extracted, opens the doors and tells them Ruby lost her arm and one of them grabs a kit Blake sees is labeled Ruby and asks where as she shows them. By now Yang has Ruby's head on her thighs while calming her down and Weiss is still trying to stop the blood dribbling out of her arm. The doctor put some bandages that are really absorbent on the wound before spraying some antibacterial spray on it. Then with the kit open Blake, Yang and Weiss could see that it had 4 small and large joint pieces and 2 forearm, leg, thigh and upper arm parts so they were ready for something like this. After putting on the arm they gave her a blood injection so she wouldn’t pass out. After about 15 minutes they managed to get to Ironwoods office with Ace ops, who didn’t really care about Ruby’s arm to much. After Ironwood shows the black glass thingy Salem then does her thing and when telling Ruby about what her mother said Ruby then replies angrily “Well I’m angry. Meaning I will rip your legs off if and drag you to hell myself I have to” which shocks everyone including Salem who just ends the conversation. Then Ironwood explains that he is abandoning Mantle and declaring Martial law to which Ruby then tells JNR + Ozpin and Qrow + Robin about Ironwoods plan before he cuts her connection and after their one liners he pulls out his gun and shoots her in the chest breaking her aura. Yang attempts to hit him back but is deflected. After Ironwood leaves and the airship Qrow, Robin, Clover and Tyrian are in crashes the Ruby does her one liner and zips past the Ace ops. The fights go as per normal until the end where Tyrian is standing over clover ready to kill him until Qrow jams Harbinger through Tyrian who laughs like he does and then passes out from blood loss, and Qrow flops onto the snow from exhaustion and is arrested by Clover’s reinforcements. Weiss, Yang and Blake's fights end normally but Harriet manages to start choke holding Ruby as the rest of her team is ready to help her. Ruby then smashes Harriet’s foot with hers and then backs up into the wall, uses her semblance to get out of her grasp, Kicks her in the stomach and then full force punches her in the face with the robot arm slamming Harriet into the wall. Harriet is completely unconscious and Yang can’t help but be proud and a little scared of Ruby. Then Yang and Blake go to the airship while Ruby and Weiss go to find the winter maiden, find Cinder and Ruby uses her eyes on her. Penny becomes the winter maiden, Winter gives them a head start, Oscar learns how use his semblance, Ironwood gets mad and Salem is here.

To be continued...

I would continue but am now waiting for Volume 8 to be released so I can stay somewhat on track with the story and location(s)...

[orq-idea-blog]

Got a kitty sleeping in my chest, he is breathing a little loud, he is so soft and tiny and cute and sometimes he makes baby kitten noises when he stretches and Ive got his baby brother in my legs and he is so soft and chill and gives me peace and I don't know If I can handle this levelof cuteness I feel like I'm gonna EXPLODE

[theravencawsatmidnight]

Catnapped

Chapter 2

Shinso wandered to the restroom with heavy .. tired eyes. He undressed and got into the shower. Once he was done he was greeted by Koda, his cat. He smiled down at the cat once he was out of the shower. He was hungry , spoiled cat . Quickly Shinso dressed and pet Kyra on the head making her mew a bit and shuffle , he smiled watching for a minute before going to the kitchen.

Koda was meowing loud until his bowl was put down in front of him. Shinso smiled and flipped on the tv. A woman was talking about a rise in villany since the League of Villains was making themselves known. Shinso was not to worried , this city was full of pro heroes like him. He made his way to the couch from the kitchen and sat down sighing, he laid his head on the couch looking at the ceiling.

Kyra was slowly waking up, she shivered slightly reaching out her paws to not feel a body . Her eyes opened to see the empty space. She mewed looking at her paws. She made her claws slowly inch out as she stretched . Kyra sat up in bed looking around, a simple room it was. A cat bed for Koda, a desk with some books on it about heroes .

She slowly got out of bed stretching again, the smell of coffee tickling her nose. Kyra went to the restroom and showered after peaking in on Shinso who was watching the tv , but he was leaning forward . He usually laid back staring off into space.

The woman on tv urged everyone to take precautions if they were not at home , even in towns with a high pro hero count. Shinso looked down when he felt warmth on his legs , Koda was nuzzling him. He smiled and reached down to pet him.

In a run down building not to far off from the couple a meeting was taking place. The TV was on and it was the same woman talking about villains. A skinny hand reached out to the tv turning it off .

“ I wonder what she would look like cut up!!!” Smiled a happy girl.

The skinny hand was raised into the air . “ well aren't we popular!!! Kurogiri our plan is working!”

Kurogiri looked at the skinny blue haired man who had a smile on his face. “ i agree Tomura Shigarashi..”

“So what do we now?!? Can I cut someone up?!” Asked the girl excited.

“ not quite yet Toga. We have to complete the next level first…” Shigaraki added. “Dabi… why don't you be the adventurer and.. go find someone . “

The man looked up from his hand and over to the group, he had heavy eyes and an intimidating appearance . Well.. everyone in the room did.

Shigaraki had black clothes , and a hand over his face. Kurogiri was.. a warp sort of. Bright yellow eyes. Black and purple smoke like face. Toga… was blond with a sweater and skirt . She always had a knife with her. Dabi was tall, black hair and.. burns under his eyes and on his arms and neck along with stitches.

He closed his eyes for a second and opened them, before he could talk Kurogiri spoke up.

“ I thought we wanted the mind control boy, “ he asked

Shigaraki smiled . “ yes.. yes.. but we need a special item.. a hostage.. a ransom… then he will come and we give him to the master…Dabi.. find someone he .. cares for.”

Dabi got up from the bar and made his way to the door, he could hear Toga saying goodbye to him, he lifted his arm to say ‘ goodbye’ and shut the door behind him.

Shinso and Kyra were out on patrol, it was an easy shift for them. Mostly stopping robberies and helping out other pro heroes. Shinsos costume was similar to Aizawas , he had his capture tape around his neck along with a black voice changer and simple dark purple clothes. Kyra was wearing a skirt with special shorts underneath to help with easy climbing and running , her shirt was long , down to her stomach . She had special gripped gloves on that exposed her claws and protectors on her fangs and chest .

Nothing was really going on in the city right now and the two were relieved to say the least. It took a very long time for the people to accept Kyra as a hero as well.

They turned a corner onto the street they were assigned to and saw Bakugou making his way towards them .

Shinso raised his hand to say ‘ hello’

“ hey anything on your end?” Shinso asked.

“No” he said walking past them, bumping Kyra with his gauntlet. Kyra shrugged looking back at the angry hero , he just kept walking.

“ he still hates me…”

Shinso was quiet until he looked down to see Kyra shaking his arm , she whined but Shinso just rubbed her ear smiling.

“ don't worry about it Kitten” he stopped in front of her and kissed her forehead. Kyra growled and Shinso giggled smiling, Kyra smiled giggling to and hugging him.

They had no idea they were being watched from above, Dabi had been tailing them from the rooftops , he crouched watching the interaction with Bakugou and how Shinso grabbed Kyras arm in a protective way when she mentioned the blond. Now that he thought about it he remembered seeing her in the Sports Festival . He got a devilish grin on his face , Dabi took his cell phone out sending a quick message.

A warp appeared next to him and Kurogiri looked through . “Who am I looking for ?” He asked

Dabi was still smiling ,he pointed.

“Her. The girlfriend.”

Kurogiri watched the couple for a minute until he agreed, the warp fading. Dabi stood up and flicked some blue fire in their direction, hitting a parked car exploding it.

The two jumped rushing to the scene to see people in a panic , Kyra rushed off to grab civilians and pull them away from the fire. Shinso grouped with the other pro heroes looking for the culprit , Bakugou had shown up too .

Kyra was biting through a fallen sign to help a man get free , she pulled him to the side and looked around. She heard sirens so the fire should be contained soon..

Dabi noticed Shinso was making his way to Kyra , Bakugou was closer though , he shoved Kyra .

“ WAKE UP HAIRBALL!!!” He yelled

Kyra mewed jumping and falling to the ground , another shot of fire landed on her left onto another car . Kyra screamed getting up moving away and Bakugou grabbed her shirt shaking her once.

“ wake the hell up!!! Your so useless ! You can't just freeze up on the front lines !!!” He yelled grinding his teeth.

Another fire shot down at the two and Shinso had run up behind Kyra pushing her out of the way to safety . Bakugou managed to dodge the fire and traced its direction back to a nearby building . He saw Dabi standing there. Blue fire flowing from his hands.

Bakugou yelled allearting the other pros but it was too late . The warp was starting to come into view behind Kyra . Shinso was coughing and brushing the flames off himself when he heard Kyra scream. Both boys looked to see her being held by the neck by Dabi.

Shinso wanted to yell .. but maybe he could get this villain with his quirk. Or at least buy time … he looked at Bakugou but he was fixated on Dabi.

“ hey Ashtray!!! Ive been wanting to fight you! Come on !!! “ he taunted and Dabi just smiled , gripping the girls neck harder, Kyras neck started to feel hot when he did this …

“ AUGH.. !!!!IT HURTS ITS HOT!!” She cried out and Bakugou taunted more , his fingers shaking. “Dumbass!!! She's a useless cat!!! Fight me!!”

“Dabi what could you want with Saber?” Asked Shinso.

Answer … please answer.. Shinso thought to himself.

Just one word..

Kyra tried her best to fight Dabi’s grip on her but the more she struggled the hotter her neck got. She could see Shinso was in a panic. He felt useless , she knew it. ..

Dabi tilted his head raising his free arm and saying ‘goodbye’ with two fingers as they slipped into the warp.

“SHINSO!!!!! SHINSO!!!!!!” She yelled helplessly, her struggle resulting in nothing.

“KYRA !!!!” He sent his capture tape out quickly but he was a second too late , her paw had just missed it and they were gone.

Shinso was trying to process the empty scene in front of him till he was pushed on the ground hard by Bakugou.

“ you dumbass!!! What the HELL WERE YOU DOING! Did you really think that shitty plan would work?!?”

Shinso rubbed his chin looking up at the angry blond.

“ I bet it's you they want! Dumbass..” Bakugou threatened. He kicked dirt at Shinso and walked away.

[silverwing2522]

Fix-it-upper

This is for my girlfriend Mari @creedslove

LadySabes x reader (whom i use the name yani)

Victoria and yani had been together for a few months. This was new territory for Victoria who had been used to people just wanting what they could get from her.

This was their first valentines day together and Victoria was really nervous. So wanted everything to do smoothly and to be really nice.

After all the violence and pain in her life, she was ready for some softness in her life.

But she wasnt sure what to do, how to be. She was scared of screwing up or having her heart broke.

She didnt know what to get her new honey neither. She didnt wanna go for the cliche chocolates or teddies or flowers. She wanted something better. But she also couldnt get over the fact that Valentines day WAS such a cliche. It was safe to say she was torn. She had never spent valentines with anyone!

But the days and weeks of worrying made her forget when the day actually came.

She was a late sleeper and dozily got up and plodded downstairs where Yani was making some sandwiches for lunch.

Victoria went and checked the planner for the day and took some orange juice from the fridge...and froze.

It was Valentines day! Today! Shit! Like a deer in the headlights she turned towards her gf and gulped down the last of the juice in her hand.

"H-hey baby... happy vanetines day!!" Victoria said whilst trying to think of something she can do and pass off as something already planned.

Dinner she'd cook dinner! She couldnt cook to save her life, but its the thought that counts right?!

"Happy Valentine's day!" Yani chirped back happily.

Victoria waited...and waited...

Well where the hell was her card and present?!

She watched yani go and sit down on the sofa and turn on the tv. Did she forget? Was this a game? What was going on?!

"Er.. are we...have you...HUN! wheres my card and gift?!"

"I didnt think i needed to? I mean its a commercial thing...right?" Yanis tone shifted. Oh shit...did she get this wrong! I mean her honey was always hesitant with showing affection, it was hard to know. Victoria celebrates Valentines?!

On the one hand she found it really sweet and touching that her big badass girl of hers was actually a big softie sweetheart who does corny stuff like valentines. But on the other...she was totally illprepared for this. Mostly she was worried how she was going to react now.

Victoria rocked back on her heels and took a deep breath. "I see...so you thought that because its not a big deal for you, it wouldnt be a big deal for me?"

"No...well...a little, but...i didnt know it was! Hun, if i knew i wouldve...ya know...prepared a bit...im sorry...are you okay?"

"Im fine" Victoria responds flatly and walks back upstairs and slams the door.

Yes she forgot, but this...this...'frail' just 'assumed' she didnt celebrate something meant for couples. Yes it was a tacky day. But she still wanted a tacky day with her kitten. She wanted to be sappy with someone. And she thought she could with her. Old feelings started to stir in her. And her heart started to break.

Yani downstairs started to really worry. She knew about Victorias past. And really hoped she hadnt ruined things between them. Or worse, that Victoria was hurt by her. She didnt know what to do.

Upstairs Victoria sat on the bed and found tears rolling down her cheeks. Yani was the first person she ever loved. But it was clear she didnt feel the same way. But she had been so sure. Just the way they spoke. But the more Victoria recounted stuff, she saw a difference. In every fight, Victoria was the one to defend yani against explodes and punches. Whenever they were seperated by missions, it was only Victoria who would send her stuff back home. Whenever Yani was sad, Victoria would do her best to find her stuff to cheer her up. This came with a lot of effort on Victorias part, because every time she did this, she felt like she was offering her heart on the chopping block. She was just waiting for the knife to come down. But she kept trying, it was hard for her, but she believed in them as a couple so strongly. But today...today she didnt feel that yani felt the same way.

There was a light knock on the bedroom door as yani called to see if she was okay. Victoria shot up off the bed and whipped open the door with a snarl. GET OUT!! JUST GO!!

Yani stood there in shock. "N-no! no!"

"I said. Get. Out!"

"NO! im not leaving. Victoria ive said im sorry, what more do you want from me?! Its just valentines day! come on! You know i love you"

"Do i?! DO I?! ha! no, but this is just the icing! When was the last time you did something nice for me? When was the last time you went out of YOUR WAY to express how much i mean to you? HUH?! WHEN?! you dont love me! So dont even try that! Its just words, yani!"

Yani began to sob. She loved Victoria with all her heart. She was her everything, her whole world. "I do love you. I love you so much" she groaned feeling the bottom of her stomach drop. She could feel Victoria pushing her away and she was scared of losing her for good. "You are so important to me. I screwed up today, okay? But that doesnt mean throwing away everything we have, and could have! Im not leaving Vick! im not! youre gonna have to manually pick me up and throw me out because I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! ITS NOT JUST WORDS! IM NOT LEAVING YOU. NEVER. YOU ARE MY MATE AND THIS....ME AND YOU...IS A FOREVER KIND OF DEAL! YOURE THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT WHEN I WAKE UP AND THE LAST THING I SEE BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP! AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THAT! okay, so we can improve on things and...and i will try to express affection in other ways.... BUT I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU GIVE UP ON US!

Victoria stood there in the door way and watched her kitten explode. Her shoulders and head slumped down as she pouted. She wasnt leaving. She didnt want her kitten to leave. but she was always expecting her to. She'd leave herself if she could. The sad truth of the matter was that Victoria never felt like she mattered much to anyone. But the fact she so vehemently wasnt going to leave, made Victoria lift her heart a little and made her believe that maybe...maybe things can be different and in time....maybe she could be different. Be better. She turned, taking yanis hand and led her to bed, curling her arm around Victorias waist. "Just hold me, okay?"

Yani sniffled and buried her face in Victorias back and whispered "Okay....its okay....im here...im sorry vicky, im so so sorry... we'll make it better okay?"

Victoria silently nodded and tightened her hold on her mates hand. Just stay. And keep me safe from the monsters.

"I love you Victoria Creed." yani whispered, kissing her back.

"I love you too" Victoria whispered in a emotionally broken tone. She was going to take some work. "Im sorry im so broken"

"youre not broken baby....you just need some TLC...which youre gonna have an endless supply of with me" yani smiled, feeling so much love for her mate.

Victoria released her hold and turned round and buried herself into yanis chest and held her close to her. "Promise"

"I promise"

[shvdxs]

but you know that this is useless

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? yeah but we do be workin on that

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? not really only when im woken up in the middle of the night fearing for my life

3. The person you would never want to meet? oh you know

4. What is your favorite word? peruse deadass

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? womping willow i want mfs to nap under me

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? yike!

7. What shirt are you wearing? black noodie

8. What do you label yourself as? tired

9. Bright room or dark room? dark

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? i couldn’t sleep because of the thunder so i went on my home computer and went through the pictures from my mom’s camera and came across some pictures i didn’t know existed bc i’d been looking for pictures from my 2016 twirp bc k8 and i looked hot as shit but i only had 2 pictures??? 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? i think 16 i “glowed up” whatever the fuck that means from being emo but 17-18 was absolutely the happiest years of my life until everything went down hill my sophomore year of college and then shit got better the beginning of my senior year and then it went DOWNHILL FAST but then my roommate and i became best friends and i got close with my homies from work and everything was getting great right before i turned 22 and then bam shit got bad because RONA

12. Who told you they loved you last? my mama like 2 minutes ago

13. Your worst enemy? trump, i think the only person that’s fucked up my life is my grandmother, however there’s a couple of people i know that deserve a hexin

14. What is your current desktop picture? its changing kitten pictures

15. Do you like someone? nah

16. The last song you listened to? the song that was last played on my spotify was boy bye

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? trump fUCK him UP im SO SICK and TIRED

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? ^^^^^ + (null) and maybe (null)

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? anyone i’ve absolutely babied and slaved over in my life out of pure love that fed off that and left

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) height and legs fucking duh, unfortunately ive got wide ribs and no snatched waist but im model status at this point

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? i genuinely cannot answer that

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? uh my hands are doubled jointed and im oddly flexible

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? facial tattoos

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. i hate sandwiches but say i had to eat one................ subway BMT w provolone with every vegetable on white

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? fuckin rent bc Mizz Rona

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? i mean AFTER mizz rona i’d like to go to fucking europe, specifically greece or norway. or just straight to australia fuck it

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? i read heaven and said i gotta go then saw alcohol. the switch i made was incredible. mojito. i want a blueberry mojito.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? animal crossing????? my rule is no uglies

29. What is your favorite expletive? excuse me

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? if it’s my apartment im grabbing my laptop because i have homework due assuming my phone is in my pants

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? WOW! PLEASE! i beg of you

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! norway bye

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? we been knew death is a homie, however i’d bring back (out of all of my favorite artists) epstein for the tea

34. What was your last dream about? uh i took a nap which usually leads to lucid dreams so i started dreaming that i was vomiting and then it switched to a lucid dream so i was like gross imma spit it out and then i realized i was in my dorm so i was like wait let me do some rad shit but then i woke up drooling

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? no. im not good at anything.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? yeE

37. Have you ever built a snowman? of course

38. What is the color of your socks? grey rn

39. What type of music do you like? i like emo shit

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunset

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? mint chocolate baby

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) i dont watch football but bears bc im from chi

43. Do you have any scars? on god

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? i wanna go to grad school but MIZZ RONA

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my brain, i know id be successful in so many realms with my interests and goals but i have so many setbacks and fears and mental illnesses that it keeps me back but i do be pushin thru

46. Are you reliable? i try to be

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? how far into the future tho

48. Do you hold grudges? unfortunately noooo but that’s because im passive and fear loosing people

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? cat and owl lemme see her

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? dont even know where to start

51. Are you a good liar? lmao yeah my mom turned me into a straight faced liar

52. How long could you go without talking? i’ve gone days

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? rn. fucking rn. they cut my hair so short i want to die.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? so many times

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? of course

56. What do you like on your toast? butter and cinnamon sugar yall know what i mean

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? i miss drawing, but i played telestrations after dark and im p sure it was “spermicide” and i ended up having to draw someone shooting a dick with a gun

58. What would be you dream car? ooooo, okay i’d die for a mercedes SLS or a jaguar F-type 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i vibe

60. Do you believe in aliens? of course

61. Do you often read your horoscope? its funny tho so a lot

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? X

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dragons bc they aren’t real

64. What do you think about babies? NO. i cannot with the noise. the clean up. disgusting. yall sacrificing too much to wipe shit and silence children.

[kenna-girl]

Stop the World

for @backonsixthstreet, for her birthday, the Flash/Sky High crossover that probably only we want (~1.5k, also on AO3 and FFN)

She was just as surprised as everyone else to find out that they all lived in a pocket dimension. When Principal Powers sat them all down at the end of junior year, they thought it was just going to be a talk about applying to colleges, not the news that the rest of the world knew nothing about superheroes and battling giant robots in the streets every other Tuesday.

Granted, that did impact what they could write about in their admissions essays, but it still wasn’t the talk she thought they’d be getting.

She decided she didn’t want to stay in Maxville. As much as she hated fighting, it would be nice to go somewhere that she wouldn’t be expected to take up a mantle. She liked the sciences, but going into botany would probably result in an Incident. Thinking that an entirely clean slate might be good, she changed her name and Caitlin Layla Snow became a biology major at Keystone University.

Her relationship with Warren lasted until she came home for Christmas during her freshman year. The couple went out to eat for their third anniversary and came home single. The distance was just too hard, with Caitlin in Keystone and Warren in Maxville, but they had been friends before they got together and they would be friends again.

She got into bioengineering and focused on her studies, then on her job at STAR Labs. She met Ronnie and fell in love, not the puppy love she felt for Will or even the comfortable love she felt for Warren, but big, terrifying, forever love. She met Cisco and found another brother, the kind she hadn’t had since high school. When Ronnie asked her to marry him, she said yes.

She didn’t tell them about Maxville or Layla Williams. She didn’t know how.

The particle accelerator exploded and everything changed, even if she didn’t know it yet.

A little over a year later and Caitlin was once again living in a world of superheroes and battling in the streets. They hadn’t reached giant robots every other Tuesday yet, but it was only a matter of time. She felt better about helping from the labs than she ever would have out in the field. It helped that it was Barry she was helping, a good person who wanted to contain the threats more than eliminate them. Nothing against the heroes she grew up with, but there is a certain level of desensitizing that happens in that kind of world. She hoped it wouldn’t arrive too soon in this one.

Once it became clear that she was officially going to be hero support, she pulled out some formulas from her almost-forgotten Super Statistics course to figure out how long it would take her to get kidnapped. Unfortunately, Caitlin didn’t account for Leonard Snart’s obsessive tendencies, and she was grabbed two weeks before the earliest point of the likely timeframe she had calculated. She knew better than to attempt escape during transport, since that would probably end in road rash and the two villains putting her back in the van. Instead, she played along through that ridiculous video (because dramatic monologues were not restricted to Maxville apparently) and let herself be led to the chair to be tied down, brain racing through all the escape techniques she had learned as she kept Rory talking.

“You and this Flash must be really close if you’re willing to die for him, hmm?”

It was that face, the one he made on “close” that brought her back to the moment. He didn’t see the Flash’s doctor, or even a member of the team. He saw the Girl, the Love Interest.

The Damsel in Distress.

She may have been a sidekick but she was not a fucking damsel.

“You want me to show you who you really are? That’d be fun.”

He traced the charged gun up the line of her body.

“Show you who you… really are.”

The gun drew level with her head and she glared along the barrel to his face.

“You think I’ve never played with fire before?”

He raised an eyebrow at her, smirking, like she was a kitten trying to show she had claws.

“Freshman year, a guy tried to light someone on fire in the middle of the cafeteria. I got him to take me to homecoming.” She smiled, all teeth. “He looked real good in a tux. Apparently his dad didn’t have much use for it in solitary.”

Rory scoffed. “So you nabbed a guy who acted out because of daddy issues with his pops in the can. Plenty of kids of incompetent crooks out there.”

“I’ll be sure to let Barron Battle know you think so highly of him.”

It was a bit of a gamble, but according to Warren, his dad had left Maxville at one point and spent some time in Iron Heights, raising more than his share of hell before he was “transferred.” If prison storytelling worked like Warren and Barry told her it did, there was a good chance Rory had heard the rumors at some point.

The way his eyes widened suggested he had, but Snart called him away and she was left bound and gagged sitting on a bomb. Not for the first time since she had been kidnapped, she regretted leaving the living terrarium necklace she had received from Etsy the day before on her kitchen table. There wasn’t a single scrap of plant life in the building for her to ask for help, which is the exact situation she had bought the trinket for in the first place.

The good news was that it wasn’t long before Cisco and Joe came to her rescue. The bad news was that they almost blew her up in the process. She was laying on the concrete floor, feeling like a Save the Citizen doll, when she told Cisco, “I thought I was gonna die.”

“Not while I’m around.” He nodded at Joe. “Or him.” He tilted his head. “Or the not-Ronnie with fireball powers who showed up at the labs to help. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”

Caitlin laughed, because of course he did. He told her he’d be keeping an ear out for Central City news in case they needed a hand. “I’ll explain later.”

Since she had been seen on television as a hostage, Joe had to bring her in to give a statement. On the way, they listened to the radio play-by-play of Barry’s fight against the villainous duo. When she didn’t hear any mention of another fire handler, she asked Cisco about it. “He said something about trying to stay off the radar and that he would be back up if things got out of hand. If all goes well, he’ll meet us back at the labs.”

Even with the heads up from Cisco, she was somehow surprised to see him standing in the cortex, chatting with Dr. Wells. “Warren.”

He turned and grinned when he saw her. “Layla.”

She hadn’t spoken to Warren since just before Christmas. She’d called him to let him know that her fiancé was alive and could light himself on fire. Warren had laughed at her and the irony, until he heard the tears in her voice and switched to comforting her.

It was that comfort that she got now, running into the arms of the second most important man in her life (sorry, Cisco) and jumping onto her toes for a hug, one that he easily returned.

“I thought you said you ran the numbers,” he muttered into her hair.

“Snart went from a Class IV working alone to a Class II with a partner,” she responded. “I was supposed to have at least two more weeks.”

“Well I'll be sure to tell Mrs. Gebra to take a few points off your transcript,” he laughed, letting her go. “You know, for someone who wanted to get away from all this, you've got a set up that would make Medulla cry. Either from pride or jealousy.”

She smiled at him. “And I'm sure you'll tell him all about it at the next staff meeting, won't you Mr. Guidance Counselor?”

“Uh, Caitlin?”

Looking back towards the door, she realized Cisco, Joe, and Barry were all watching her curiously. Even Dr. Wells looked somewhere between interested and frustrated, probably because she'd been keeping secrets. She'd been keeping secrets for a long time, trying to keep her two worlds separate, but she could feel the inevitable coming.

“You wanna tell us what's going on?”

Her worlds were colliding, and she was going to let it happen, ready or not.

So she opened her mouth and told them.

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt.19

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19

so this is like...twice as long as a normal chapter. anyway i was in les mis the other week and i sent something and someone thought it was a les mis chapter of wanna chat. and @reyxa​ encouraged it so Here We Are

this chapter continues right off of the last one because i found a note with sick quotes on it. i kept the les mis as light and understandable as possible but just like..let me know if it makes 0 sense. i had to get this out of my system because ive been in a writing funk

(mari = cough cough, nino = space bro, alya = alys, adrien = glen coco)

enjoy? 

3:12 in boo you whore

cough cough: gmoring i cant brethe out of mynose rn Im not goin g ot be in school today :( Bu ti cant sleep anymore because I cnat breath e iim gonna go watch youtube videos

 6:37

space bro: my dude i hope youre feeling better when you wake up

6:43

glen coco: If you’re not turn on the shower really hot and sit in the bathroom with the steam

alys: or drown urself in cold medicine

glen coco: Don’t do that

space bro: never listen to alya

alys: dont listen to these traitors

PM between glen coco and cough cough

glen coco: I bet the akuma attack last night really didn’t help Don’t worry about anything today I can handle it unless it’s another akuma Just get some rest <3

10:03 in boo you whore

cough cough: Self care is chugging five cups of tea and astral projecting behind a mcdonalds to punch hawkmoth in the face

11:46

glen coco: Mari no

alys: mari yes

space bro: mari wtf

cough cough: Im dyin g

alys: tag urself im punching hm in the face

space bro: im astral projection

glen coco: Five c ups of tea

cough cough: Does that make me the mcdonalds

space bro: congrats mari

glen coco: I can’t believe Mari is the golden arches

alys has changed their name to punching hawkmoth in the face

punching hawkmoth in the face: im finally my True Self gang follwo suit

cough cough: Why shoul d I LISten to you

punching hawkmoth in the face: bc u love me and want me 2 b happy and also bc i still have ur jacket in my bedroom

cough cough: Fuck

cough cough has changed their name to mcdonalds

space bros: al youre ridic

punching hawkmoth in the face: just do it babe

space bros has changed their name to astral projection

astral projection: there ya go

glen coco: Rip Glen Coco

punching hawkmoth in the face: truly a her o of his generation :’(

mcdonalds: RIp

glen coco has changed their name to five cups of tea

five cups of tea: Rebirth

mcdonalds: I hate you all img oing ot bed

punching hawkmoth in the face: goodnight my darlign <3

astral projection: nap well bro hopefully you feel better when you wake up

 15:37

punching hawkmoth in the face: remind me to throw my bag in the seine i dont wanna do hw :(

astral projection: i feel you

punching hawkmoth in the face: wanna get togheter and do hw

astral projection: do homework or “do homework”

punching hawkmoth in the face: have u ever met me “””””””do homework”””””””

astral projection: i need to figure out physics my dude

punching hawkmoth in the face: D’:

five cups of tea: I can help you when I get home tonight

punching hawkmoth in the face: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

astral projection: the real mvp i love you

five cups of tea: I love you too Have fun Use protection

astral projection: alya please kick him out of the chat

punching hawkmoth in the face: no i like him

astral projection: fuck

 18:57 mcdonalds: Screens hurt my head irhgt now Im gonna watch reruns and keep sleepng

punching hawkmoth in the face: feel better babe <3

 22:15

five cups of tea: Ok so the other day instead of doing homework I started reading les mis ANd now instead of doing homework I’m reading les mis again I can’t believe this is how I’m procrastinating

astral projection: what

punching hawkmoth in the face: the musical????

five cups of tea: No the book Which the musical is based off of

astral projection: what a nerd

punching hawkmoth in the face: lmao how is it

five cups of tea: Old Long

punching hawkmoth in the face: how long?

five cups of tea: Uhhh 655,000 words

mcdonalds: jesus

astral projection: what the actual fuck

punching hawkmoth in the face: holllllly fuck

astral projection: you my dude are unreal

punching hawkmoth in the face: for fun???? r u sure this is for fun???????

five cups of tea: I think so? It’s kind of boring sometimes and hard to get through but other parts are really good Also if I’m reading I don’t have to practice chinese

punching hawkmoth in the face: touche

astral projection: have fun reading bro you are unbelievable

PM between five cups of tea and mcdonalds

five cups of tea: Hey why are you up? I thought you were heading off to bed a while ago?

mcdonalds: I didnt take nyquil tonight because I felt a little better and didnt want to pass the fuck out again but now Im awake and cant sleep because my head feels like its gonna explode And I regret So much

five cups of tea: Aw no poor bug

mcdonalds: Ugh

five cups of tea: Do you want anything?

mcdonalds: You dont have to

five cups of tea: Do you want anything? If you want soup I can get you some

mcdonalds: Its like???? Really late?????

five cups of tea: Mar its only 20:30

mcdonalds: Oh It feels like 1 But its still late

five cups of tea: Ok well Late night food is not a new thing Trust me

mcdonalds: … If you brought me soup Id love you forever

five cups of tea: I thought you already did

mcdonalds: Id love you even more

five cups of tea: I’ll be on my way soon

mcdonalds: I love you so much <3

23:35 in boo you whore

punching hawkmoth in the face: what if you took tea in shots like shot glasses

five cups of tea: Like with hot tea?

astral projection: i feel like thats a good way to burn your entire mouth

five cups of tea: *entire life

astral projection: ^^^

punching hawkmoth in the face: hmmm

five cups of tea: Alya no

astral projection: yeah bad idea

punching hawkmoth in the face: f i n e

 1:02

mcdonalds: sos Im dying I constantly feel like Im about to sneeze If I dont feel that way its cause Im sneezing

astral projection: rip my dude guessing you cnat sleep while sneezing

mcdonalds: Nope :’( End my suffering please

astral projection: no can do i can offer virtual hugs

mcdonalds: I guess thatll work for now

astral projection: <3

2:03

PM between five cups of tea and mcdonalds

five cups of tea: Hey Hey Marinette Hey I have something to show you

mcdonalds: Adrien its 2 in the morning

five cups of tea: So? You’re up too

mcdonalds: I slept all day

mcdonalds: Yeah but you’re awake right now

mcdonalds: … Fine Hit me

five cups of tea: “When they had finished, when they had told each other everything, she laid her head on his shoulder and asked him: ‘What is your name?’” Us

mcdonalds: Oh my go d This is les mis right??? What youw ere talking about before??

five cups of tea: Yup

mcdonalds: Omg Why are you like this

five cups of tea: Ok but am I wrong????

mcdonalds: I cant say you are tbh

five cups of tea: Man I feel like Marius am I like Marius??

mcdonalds: Whats he like?

five cups of tea: Kind of oblivious, pretty romantic but sort of in a weird way, awkward, usually confused but can be scary if he needs to, handsome as hell and love of my life that I would honestly leave all three of you for

mcdonalds: Wow Are you sure you havent already

five cups of tea: :P Actually….

mcdonalds: Are you suddenly realizing youve left us for a fictional character

five cups of tea: No I was oging to say I might be more like Bossuet

mcdonalds: Youre just saying words I dont know who that is

five cups of tea: He always has bad luck Like always Ummmm hold on

mcdonalds: K Who would I be???

five cups of tea: “He was the constant victim of mischance, hence his merriment. He said, ‘I spend my life walking under ladders.’”

mcdonalds: Ok you mgiht be this Bossuet you bad luck magnet

five cups of tea: For you Hmmmm Enjolras?

mcdonalds: Not cosette??  Shes the love interest right

five cups of tea: As much as I love you Enjolras is the leader in red And I just can’t help myself

mcdonalds: Nerd Are you goind to do alya and nino too?

five cups of tea: D u h

 2:34

mcdonalds: Adrien?? You ok? Youve been quiet for a while Or did you fall asleep on your computer again

five cups of tea: No I’m here I’m just Stuck This is haarrrrrdddddddddd Alya and Nino are just so deep and complex and awesome and I dont’ know how to place them???

mcdonalds: True But wow Slightly offended

five cups of tea: Hey yours is based on a pun I can pun easy

mcdonalds: G o to sleep kitten You can sort them in the mornign Later this morning

five cups of tea: Fine I hope you’re feeling better

mcdonalds: A little bit!! The soup definitely helped Night <3

five cups of tea: Night <3

10:25 in boo you whore

astral projection: saturdays are chill but my mom wants us to clean the entire apartment today and im not about that life

 12:12

mcdonalds has changed their name to enjolras

enjolras: I have no idea who thi s is but I hope it makes Adrien happy

punching hawkmoth in the face: ???? wahts ahppenign

enjolras: Adrien said I was this charactera t like 2

astral projection: why the fuck do none of you people value sleep

punching hawkmoth in the face: how theh ell did that even come up in conversation

enjolras: He was saying he thinks hes like Marius

astral projection: huh

five cups of tea: I’m not sure yet

astral projection: bro!!!

five cups of tea: I'm thinking either Marius or bossuet for myself

punching hawkmoth in the face: r we supposed 2 know the second one

enjolras: Hes got bad luck Thats what I got from our convo when no one else was awake

punching hawkmoth in the face: change ur name i want u2b the hopeless romantic

astral projection: isnt he already??

punching hawkmoth in the face: lmao

five cups of tea has changed their name to marius

punching hawkmoth in the face: awesome were u gonna do nino and i??

marius: Yeah I’m just having some trouble

astral projection: yeah were just too unique to be put into little boxes

marius: Exactly

astral projection: that was sarcasm but i love you so much

marius: <3

punching hawkmoth in the face: hey question not that im doubting maris badassary but why enjolras

marius: Enjolras is incredibly passionate and would do anything for his friends and the people of Paris Reminds me of how Marinette is as class president

PM between marius and enjolras

enjolras: Nice save

marius: Thanks

in boo you whore

astral projection: I see it

marius: Alya could be eponine?

punching hawkmoth in the face: shes the one who cries about marius right

marius: Well I was actually thinking her cause Ponine she knows her way around And all that stuff But yes she cries about Marius she does have a song about that

PM between punching hawkmoth in the face and astral projection

punching hawkmoth in the face: lmao did he just give me the character hopelessly in love with marius

astral projection: rip

punching hawkmoth in the face: end my life

in boo you whore

punching hawkmoth in the face: i cna work with that

punching hawkmoth in the face has changed their nickname to eponine

astral projection: and then tehre was one

marius: I’m struggling

enjolras: Arent we all

eponine: Id help but I know literally nothing other than some of the lyrics RED THE BLOOD OF BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

astral projection: theres no way that isnt right im 100% sure those are the actual words

eponine: BLACK THE BLOOD OF BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

enjolras: Period mood

eponine: general mood

enjolras: Ok same

eponine: mood: red and black but the only words are blood

enjolras renamed this conversation to “red the blood of blood blood blood”

eponine: yes exactly

astral projection: sometimes i wonder why im friends with you

eponine: because u love us and would be sad without us

astral projection: ok yes but also why

marius: I mean maybe Grantaire? He’s a jack of all trades? Nino you are…really hard to place But R might be the best bet

enjolras: Wait a minute R?

marius: Yes

enjolras: Get out of this chat

marius: </3

astral projection: that is amazing

astral projection has changed their nickname to grantaire

grantaire: in it for the puns

marius: So is Hugo

enjolras: Who

marius: The writer of les mis

eponine: tag yourself im les miserables all of them

grantaire: you cant be all the miserables

eponine: watch me try

marius: Sorry you must have no idea what’s going on

grantaire: not really we have nothing to contribute but keep going dude!!! i love to hear you ramble

eponine: oh oh i have something to contribute

enjolras: You do?

eponine: 24601? more like 246 so done with your shit

enjolras: Im leaving the country

grantaire: whos shit?

eponine: uh oh fuck whos the antagonist again

marius: Society

grantaire: deep

enjolras: Stop being fake deep

eponine: feep anyway no u butt the police dude

marius: The only evil in les mis IS society And the Thenardiers OH JAVERT

eponine: YES THANK YOU

marius: Javert: do not forget my name Alya: forgets his name

eponine: fuck you also 246 so done with your shit javert

grantaire: thank you for clarifying

eponine: no prob

enjolras: Ok so Im googling stuff to try and figure out whats happening And wow This is depressing ¾ of us die

marius has changed their nickname to bossuet

bossuet: Now all of us die

eponine: nope change back 2 lover boy ur not dying too

grantaire: um no one is dying my dudes

bossuet: We’re always dying But fine

bossuet has changed their nickname to marius

enjolras: Im pretty sure Im dying righ tnow I almost coughed up a lung

eponine: GO TAKE MEDICIN E

enjolras: You arent my mom!!!!!!!!!

eponine: THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT CCARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HEALTH!!!!!!!!!

enjolras: AHHHHH

eponine: AHHHHHH

grantaire: Ahhhhh?

marius: Ahhhhh

[shrubforhire]

All 65 questions

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? No, I believe ppl when they tell me they exist

On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2

The person you would never want to meet? Trump

What is your favorite word? Flustered

If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Cherry tree

When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Yikes thats me

What shirt are you wearing? An adventure time shirt lmao someone else gave it to me i swear

What do you label yourself as? 3.99

Bright room or dark room? Bright room,, i need the free vitamin D

What were you doing at midnight last night? Probably playing exploding kittens lmao look it up its fun

Favorite age you’ve been so far? Being 11 was probably pretty solid, I would say 4 but I think thats cheating bc i dont remember it

Who told you they loved you last? My mom hell yea

Your worst enemy? God

What is your current desktop picture? Grunkle Stan’s floating “I eat kids” blimp across a scenic landscape

Do you like someone? Eh, not really

The last song you listened to? Dissolve by Absofacto

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I guess Jeff Bezos but I might as well just write [insert billionaire]

Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Isaac for sending me this

If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Jeff Bezos, I would have him redistribute his wealth

What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) Ppl usually say my hair

If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I’d probably look like a fuckin manlet if I were 5 foot. But this question implies I get to choose what I look like, in which case I would be 5′7″ and buff as shit and I would spend all day hitting on straight girls

Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I can make my eyes shake lmao

What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Sometimes when I open the toilet im like ooh i hope no ones in there

You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. salami mustard and cucumber on baguette dont fuck with me

You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Guitar!!!!!

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? NY babeyyyy

An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there���s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? I dnt even care abt the brand, just hard cider

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Be nice 2 me

What is your favorite expletive? fuck

Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My bass bc im borrowing it so id be fucked lol

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My dad being alive rofl

You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! hawaii,,, infinite vitamin D

The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My moms dad, he seemed like he’d be chill and she misses him a lot

What was your last dream about? I don’t remember lol

Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Im not a good anything

Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yea

Have you ever built a snowman? Ive built a shitty pile of show garbage, but i’ll say yes

What is the color of your socks? Pink n gray!

What type of music do you like? Folky poppy musical theatre pop rock synth guitars

Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunrises

What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Choccy milk

What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) I support the right to choose (for football)

Do you have any scars? I got 1 on my cheek

What do you want to be when you graduate? Happy

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Give myself 17 years of dance training so I’d be a god

Are you reliable? I think so

If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Did you figure it out?

Do you hold grudges? oooooh it depends. yes and no. i hold grudges in v specific situations and i give a 4 year rule where u get a second chance 

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? puppy plus bird. sofd.

What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? all of them. ive had multiple conversations w different ppl abt what it would be like if a guy wore a strap on for sex and he had 2 dicks but he used the strap anyways lol

Are you a good liar? not at all

How long could you go without talking? i am so bad at it, i can barely go on vocal rest bc i dont shut the fuck up

What has been you worst haircut/style? I’ve had almost the same hair my whole life and its all been pretty tame. Im gonna say when i half sprayed my hair pink in middle school when i tried to cosplay fluttershy bc that was HORRID

Have you ever baked your own cake? hell yea, i baked a 3 layer cake once

Can you do any accents other than your own? I “do” southern, british, russian, jersey. whether i do them well is another question

What do you like on your toast? Avocado babeyyyyyy

What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I think it was a cat

What would be you dream car? A BIG ASS VAN THAT FITS LIKE 13,000 PEOPLE

Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Yes. Define unusual ;))))) just kidding lmao

Do you believe in aliens? Idk, it doesnt rly keep me up at night. if i saw some aliens id be like lit

Do you often read your horoscope? v rarely

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? idk fuckin Q i guess

Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons. something spicier abt them

What do you think about babies? What do they think about me? Have they been talking about me??

Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. haha idiot u forgot to add an end question oh wait you guys dont read these you just ask all of them blindly fuck u guys