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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text
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One of each to be exact (I mean what were you expecting from an ex-office worker)
#bestie noooo dont sell resources until later game!!!! you need those!!!! coal is a hot commodity u need that for so many things!!!!!#stardew
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EVERYOBODY LOOK, IT'S OUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!
ok hcs: maru is pretty buff i feel since she's always tinkering and inventing, and you need a lot of arm strength for that kinda thing. also she's left handed i'm pretty sure? cuz her portraits have left hand gestures, so i'm pretty sure....
also also i think it's funny how people keep giving the farmer bombs
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Kaworu Nagisa 🪽New Theater ver. 🪽 (Kotobukiya, 2008)
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no matter how hard I try, I'm not strong enough
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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom
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is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”
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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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“characters in fic are too good at identifying scents” is officially an “his eyes did not literally darken” level of complaint to me now like it’s about the drama it’s about the romance it’s about atmosphere it’s about taking you to a heightened version of reality!!! please suspend your disbelief at least enough for vibes-based sensory descriptions it will be So Worth It i promise
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pam's sweet-talking savings victory (much needed) (not exactly sober)
[jojamart mockumentary #6]
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you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.
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