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chocolate guy callout post
All the branding on his videos? the location he makes all this in? ‘the pastry academy’ ?
he co-founded that place in 2019... (just about around the time all those viral chocolate guy vids started circulating...) the ‘school’ is located in las vegas. his name is the one all over it, though. The academy offers 10-week courses and masterclasses. the 10 week course requires a 10%, non refundable deposit
as of right now, this is the deposit cost
which means the entire, ten week course (which must be entirely paid by 60 days prior to your start date) will cost you $20,000
well at least you’re being taught by the famous chocolate guy, right?!
not according to the site and not according to student accounts. according to this AMA as well as the squirrely language on the FAQ , he will teach about 3 weeks of the course.
at least hes a good teacher when he IS there, right?
according to that same AMA, who is clearly giving a positive tone, he is sarcastic, he curses frequently, and he tends to not explain what he’s doing, leaving students scrambling to keep up. that redditor provides multiple pictures from her time during the course in her history, so i’m inclined to believe her.
Housing is not provided, so you’re gonna have to find somewhere to stay near vegas for Ten Human Weeks, on top of the 20k you’ve dropped for the course. meals are not provided at any point, either.
will all this at least get students a good job?
the school does NOT provide references or find employment/interships, even in las goddamn vegas, where there are a million restaurants around the place. you CAN however, do an unpaid internship AT the academy <3
here’s my favorite part.
this isn’t a real diploma.
if you pay them, you will get a certificate, regardless of your demonstrated learned skill. this certificate is not accredited by anyone other than the pastry academy. you’re paying for amaury guichons name on a piece of paper. you’re paying for clout.
this is also, seemingly, how they can do things like this:
you’ll need a tourist visa- not a work or education visa. because it’s not a school, or college.
@clockworkrobotic pointed this out while i want ranting and raving at them
you can get an entire, real education, for more than ten weeks, for that much money.
oh, also, all those craaaazy, so viral so tiktokable sculptures? don’t you wish you could learn to make those?
all of those are also available as standalone, three-day classes! wow!
and they cost $2,500! boy wouldn’t it be crazy if those 20 sculptures that he can film being made and earn video ad revenue off of, while ALSO advertising for his college, if they could also be sold at corporate events orrr in his pastry shops across vegas as advertising pieces. yknow, stuff like that
they’re currently offering 6 10-week courses during 2023. the soonest three of them are booked up (20 students per class, 20k per student.) means he’s making 2.4 million per year off of those students ALONE. this does not include those three-day courses, his netflix deal (also great advertising for his school!), the normal products hes slapped his brand onto* , and selling sculptures to corporate events
*same material + volume for $23 less, though he buys them in bulk so its more like $25+ less. this is just one example, i JUST found this iste of his as i was making this post. i also saw just 50g of colored cocoa butter for the same price as 200g of the exact same product elsewhere.
in conclusion,
#they're going to have me assassinated for this post.#long post#ive been silent for TOO LONG#chawklit#a good grade in posting
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since im on my hater wave i'll also hop in and say i dont get the yooyeon hype AT ALL. she cant sing and she has the personality of a cardboard box. i dont get it!!!!!!
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It's time I spoke out about how overrated croissants are. All food content and aesthetic bitches post pics of croissants and I am SICK OF IT. They simply are not good enough for all the attention they get.
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DUKE SPEAKS
I’m banging my head on the wall
listen annotating books is great and all , like I do that it’s super cool and nice
especially when it’s like a second hand book because then you get to see what that person thought about
BUT JUST HIGHLIGHTIN A SENTANCE WITH THOSE SHIT NEON YELLOW HIGHLIGHTERS IS NOT ANNOTATING, THAT IS A BLOODY CRIME AND A HALF
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Byler is real!!
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save me trucker-clown. trucker-clown save me.
#my art#fanart#starlight express#stex#cb the red caboose#red caboose stex#really the only reason i drew this is because i wanted a new pfp and wanted to keep cb#i wanted this to have kind of a poster look to it#cb using actual trucker lingo my beloved#btw ive been silent on the matter for too long but i must say it:#i think cb should have a southern accent#most truckers either start with one or develop one from talking to other truckers#and i just think it would be fun
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not enough people talk about "dont turn the lights off" ngl. this song + the daycare theme song have been ON LOOP for me. on loop while i draw. on loop while i do chores and cook. on loop while i work. on loop if i need to concentrate on something- no ANYTHING. it's such a comfort to me. this song has a DEATH GRIP on me. WHIMSY UNMATCHED. you don't understand how much this song fuels me to keep creating DCA content for myself ohhh my god.
"lights on" doesn't even compare for me (WHICH OFC i like the song + with the recent release of "best friend" im still giddy)
which, i feel the need to add, this song is pivotal for my motivation to write EBY (wip dca fic im working on rn). like idk i feel invincible when this song plays ig lmao.
#pingyappathon#i eat sleep and breathe DCA rn#i just want someone to get me like srsly understand how deep this hyperfixation is and how important DCA is to me#i need to sing the lyrics at the top of my lungs#it's just THAT good u dont understand#or maybe you do#do you?#please tell me you do cause im GONNA LOSE IT. its so lonely out here#shaking yall rn cause am i missing something like did i miss the excitement that came and went??#i just dont understand why it's not talked about as much cuz i genuinely think it's a BANGER? pls guys its soooo good!!#like the happiness i get from listening to it and the stims are unrivaled my goshgaj#literally its been in my spotify rotation for about 3 months straight :sob:#unless if im totally wrong and we're silently appreciating this masterpiece because guys I NEED TO YAP AB IT. LOUDLY. OBNOXIOUSLY.#ive wanted to make an animatic with it for SOOOO long too AGH#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#fnaf sb#Spotify#that or play it on my uke one of these days even if my singing isn't that great (im havin fun lol)
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my workload this year is absolutely absurd (1.5x as much hw time as class time in maths, and since it’s double maths i have 8hrs of lessons weekly so that is A Lot, and probs as much hw time as class time in french and bio, but then i put extra time into bio myself). so i would expect to be deeply unhappy about this. but i’m not and i’m actually quite enjoying it. which is odd.
i guess it makes sense though. it has always been that in my spare time, i work on my hyperfixationy stuff, making notes on random crap or working on flute; i have never done nonworking free time stuff like watching tv (except going on tumblr ofc). and now a good half-odd of my school work is hyperfixation stuff. so i am, strangely enough, thriving under these conditions
#im like a specialised deep sea creature that thrives in hostile environments#and just kind of goes bleh and dies in non hostile environmemts#like im not complaining but you would think i would be miserable in these conditions#hmm#im not lying to myself or anything i am just genuinely extremely happy living like this#workaholic ig#almost all of bio puts me in Hyperfixate mode and a good third / half of maths does and a little of french does#french is simultaneously the easiest and hardest of my three subjects 🤔#it has come to my attention that the speaking exam will pose issues not because i dont speak french#bc my spoken french is actually extremely good if i may say so myself#but because i am autistic and a very poor and rambly conversationalist who tends to get Stuck on one topic#and in this exam they actually want me to be succinct and coherent. meanwhile ive gone off on a tangent and suddenly fallen silent#because i dont know the french word for marital rape (the question had nothing to do with marital rape)#so im gonna have to do some self training for that i fear 😂#siph speaks#im doing it now tbh. i went on a tangent about french speaking#because i have been stuck in the topic of french speaking since yesterday#and have talked about nothing else#snd these tags are way too long but knowing that doesn’t stop me#i get STUCK like a RECORD going over the same bit of music#schoolposting
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whilst im taraposting, i also wanna mention how cute it is that she always has tiny braids in her hair Somewhere. she is NOT beating the babygirl allegations with that one i fear
#ash.txt#scream#tara carpenter#dont mind me tag users im just categorising#anyway ive been silent on my brain rot for too long i need to speak or ill go crazy#im going crazy regardless but this will slow the rate im sure
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If fubuyomi has one shipper in the whole universe then that's me. Yes.... You heard right... It's goddamn fubuyomi post time. believe me I would further explain my intricate reasoning behind it (though you could infer about 50% of the whole thing purely off of just the absolutely immaculate vibes) but my ability to articulate or express myself in any way is failing on me as always. SAD! Maybe if you poke and prod at me about it I'll suddenly feel motivated to answer with 97 paragraphs of in depth explanation......... For now this Post serves as merely establishing my fubuyomi arc to the audience and I will not merely stop at this.. Expect madness in the coming day s but for now take the single 1 hour sketch I made
#I Will NOT become normal again until there's at least 3 whole living fubuyomi shippers on there... Ive been silent for too long.......#Its all I have left..............................#mine#rain code#doodle tag#fubuyomi#yomi hellsmile#fubuki clockford
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How many times can I go "I feel like ass but it's fine I'll be fine" until it becomes hollow to everyone around me. BHASJGFNJFGNK
#ventings#<- ig#i feel like this happens so. frequently#im fine one moment and then bad the next and i feel bad for it. i hate having some weird brain instability#i will be real this one time ! me going `ill be fine` is more my ward so i dont feel guilty or attention-seeking for venting than it#is an actual true statement atp. i mean like. tbf. i will be fine. my mood kinda just Swings and ive dealt with this brain long enough#to be used to that and used to the fact that ill just feel like this until my brain latches onto something and is able to snap back#but eh. euuuhghhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck#also while im giving myself one post to talk abt this shit before falling silent on it again. i always feel bad when people tell me i can#vent to them. bc its like. my brain wont allow it#i feel like a burden for it when i know ill be fine eventually even without getting to talk it out with someone#i will never tell people its better to check in with me than it is to tell me i can vent. bc my brain wont let me open the door but#if the door is held open for me then i feel i am allowed. ive been invited. does that make sense#but again ill never tell anybody bc thats just. it feels like a lot to ask when nobody needs to hear my bs anyways#idk. idk if i even wanna talk about this really. i feel bad still for typing it all out. beh#im gonna go play some silly billy and then maybe start doodling. that or i play silly billy and then check in with my mom#to see if she remembers the wendys thing. cuz i know she struggles with remembering things too
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having a malicious entity attached to you is like a game of being surrounded by 50 angry men on xbox all telling you to kill yourself 24/7
#BE SILENT!!! IM NOT GOIN ANYWHERE!!! GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE!!#someones gotta get a spray water bottle and start disciplining this idiot im tired of it#it doesnt even want me dead bc it needs me its just miserable and hates me#boo hoo yeah the random pain where it rests weve all seen it. yeah overwhelming weight and fog#yeah the severe bouts of out of character thoughts and negative manifestations weve seen it#its been 5 years give it a rest!#its annoying because it harasses people i know too super often lately#like oh yeah the suspicious wave of sickness on a friend that goes away every time the second i shove the entity back down. real subtle#something ive been waiting and hoping for for a long time is close so its really antsy and upset#unfortunately for it its going to happen anyway and ill fight it tooth and nail if i have to#pers
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Hi! I hope you’re doing good in life! So it’s spooky season so I have an ask related to that. I don’t know if you play horror video games, watch horror movies/shows, or read horror books, but if you do, I have to ask: What is the most disturbing book, or video game or show/movie that you’ve played/watched/read? In my opinion, there is two types of horror: the ones that scare you, and the ones that traumatize you. If you can think of any book, movie, or game that really kind of fucked you up, I’m curious to know if you feel like answering. I hope you have a good day and a good life.
Hey, I’m doing good and I hope you are too!
the answer ended up being really long lol
Woof, this is honestly a pretty hard question, since I can't really name any horror (or otherwise) media that actually left me kind of fucked up for a bit, at least not to the degree where it affected me for a while. I probably haven't been really fucked up by anything since I was a kid, so I'll try and recall what a few things fucked me up back then...
Off the top of my head I know that two different spongebob episodes got me bad, the first being one with that tunnel of love thing (tho tbh i havent seen it in a while so it might still spook me today) and the one where i'm pretty sure for whatever reason squidward gets locked in some small locker and has some kind of fucked up dream, whatever that was. I remember there was an eagle in that one. the eagle terrified me. (i looked them up, and the first episode is titled 'tunnel of glove' and the second is 'squidward in clarinetland'. with how badly that second one got to me, i'm surprised i ended up learning to play the clarinet at all)
other than that, i think the courage the cowardly dog episode 'the house of discontent' got me pretty bad, too, but i think everyone who saw any amount of that series as a kid has at least one episode that got them fucked up.
there's probably a handful of scooby-doo stuff that got to me when i was a kid, but i could not name any specifics (asides from charlie the robot's original episode, christ) because i think i managed to see just about every bit of available scooby media around that time.
nowadays stuff still does kinda fuck me up, but it's usually only for brief bits of time. the most recent example I can think of is cowboy bebop's 20's episode, pierrot le fou, which is honestly some great horror, especially how it uses the show's typical format and flips it on it's head, but i wouldn't necessarily say it got to me because of it being scary, more because of the way the ending disturbed me for a bit. it was the only episode that had me stop afterwards and really look into it for anything other than clarifying a character's gender, lol.
the endings of both neon genesis evangelion and end of evangelion had me shaken, the latter more so than the former, but not really due to horror aspects, though. i did have to take a walk after finishing end of evangelion. i don't really watch horror movies, i just... read the wikipedia plot descriptions of them.
honestly, i think some of the more popular youtube analogue horror series have gotten to me worse (likely due to the fact that they can get a bit more fucked up than, say, a tv show or movie), specifically the walten files (which i did watch) and the mandela catalogue (which i just watched wendigoon's vids on), and those two and mostly because facial distortion is generally just an incredibly effective form of horror imo. a lot of the time (esp with the childhood examples) the way i was 'fucked up' was that id be in be visualizing the stuff that scared me, and both the mandela catalogue and the walten files had me doing that for a bit.
now that i remember it, i was really scared of fnaf when it first came out. i first learned of it second-hand from seeing some other kids looking into it, and the bits and pieces i put together about it really scared me.
honestly, it's usually straight-up disturbing sequences or imagery that gets to me the most, and i know my limits well enough to generally identify and avoid that stuff, which is probably why i don't have too many recent examples. i've got one or two examples of non-horror movies that fucked me up as a kid, but that's mostly because they were wildly inappropriate for someone of my age (at the time) to be witnessing, so that's a different sort of topic.
i mean, i think i generally have a decent tolerance for fucked up stuff in media, anyways, i mean, i enjoy berserk and haven't really been too upset or disturbed by what happens in it (look theres some nasty shit in there im not saying its not that bad) so there's definitionally some kind of line that media needs to cross to really get to me nowadays, or it just needs to be a specific kind of fucked up. books generally don't do that for me so i don't have any book examples. no games, either, though shadow mario and the haunted house segments in super mario 3d world scared me so much that i had to make my mom do the levels for me, and i'm pretty sure scooby doo: first frights scared me a bit when i first played it on ds.
other than that, though, I just think that, in pokemon x, the story that an npc tells you during your first trip to route 14 and then the strange office building encounter with the animation-less hex maniac creeped me out pretty bad.
yeah, it's kind of hard for me to think of anything (recent) that actually really fucked me up or anything. most stuff just scared me, never really fucked me up or figuratively traumatized me in recent years.
#asks#zeldanamikaze#salty talks#i think for media to really fuck me up there has to be some kind of intense emotional aspect to it or have some specific visual stuff#my enjoying of berserk is proof that it takes specific stuff to really get to me. the way i tested if id be fine reading berserk is so#fucked in hindsight. i straight up looked up the two most infamous eclipse chapters online and read them to make sure id be fine#what the fuck. i just dove in head first fucking god#anyways yeah. like berserk is generally fine for me but cowboy bebop episode 20 did have me a lil fucked up. its so good#ive been looking more into horror stuff recently and i have a lot of respect for (well-executed) horror games like damn. i wanna play#silent hill 2 so bad. it's a really interesting genre when pulled off effectively on a level deeper than just 'oh look at this scary thing'#anyways. i recently watched mononoke and its not really horror just kinda unsettling. its so fucking good#tbh tho there are some fanfics ive read that did actually fuck me up (which is why i kinda have an aversion to angst)#but i didnt want to talk abt those bc i dont want to name names or anything. theyre good fics they just affected me pretty negatively#generally its more like. freaky irl things that fuck me up but thats not fun to talk about its just like. depressing#sorry it took so long to reply to this i hadnt really sat down to write it or anything an just. couldnt think of much lol#anyways ig bottom line is that its more likely for non-horror stuff to fuck me up? or its gotta be specific stuff idk#i played a few hours of portal 1 at a friends house years ago and for some reason it creeped me out a whole lot#strangely enough i dont think scooby doo mystery incorporated fucked me up when i first watched it#i think there was like 1 episode that scared me more than the rest but it was never too bad#and that show is regarded as likely the most actually scary scooby thing. its rlly good#im pretty sure scooby doo was my first (or one of my first) special interest#also (similarly) i dont really get nightmares too often my dreams are just kinda really weird most of the time#i did actually have like. a scary dream recently but i dont know if id fully call it a nightmare
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Watched the premiere of season 2 of the Bad Batch last night with mai gf and some friends and ooooooh.... Wreckerrrr
#BIG MEN WITH BIGGER HEARTS MAKE MY EMOTIONS GO BBRRRRRRRR 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖#ive been silently admiring him for a long while without posting too much abt him here but good LORD 🥺💘💘💘💘#HE'S JUST A GOOD MAN YOUR HONOR 😭😭😭😭😭#ruby rambles#💥.crsh
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I wish there was a way to convey to your neighbors that you wanna be alone when you're doing yard work sggdgdgd like just bc I'm visible to you and outside does not mean I wanna be friends 😭
And like I don't want to be RUDE to people I just wanna work in peace and do my outside chores 😭😭😭
#my neighbor came over to introduce himself and hes like yeah ive been here 6 years now :D how bout you?#and im like 24 sgdgdggdgdgdgdgd like yeah i remember the past two families that lived in your house man i remember all the people#who used to live here especially the guy NEXT to this neighbor who moved out after like one year who i swear on my life was a serial#killer like something was just really off ab him and he got too friendly too fast and would just show up when hed see us IN OUR FENCED#BACKYARD like privacy fence and he would be like hey neighbors! :DD whatcha doing?? need some help? :)#and i stg i remember this one interaction bc i really think he was gonna try to abduct my mom like i know i sound so paranoid but they way#he was acting was like he was thrown that i was there 😬 like the vibes were bad#and then he just SILENTLY moved out one day like the house didnt go out on the market with the sign no moving vans no goodbyes#he was just GONE so uh yeah 😬 oh and he would only come over when my dad was at work like not in a i dont want him to know im#trying to get with his wife (he wasnt flirty btw) but like a... i dont want him to know ME way#anyway he's long fucking gone and ill always wonder but i did feel safer when he left shdgdggdgdgdggdhdh#this neighbor i think is just like trying to be involved with his neighborhood bc he talks to everybody but i just feel uncomfortable when#anyone talks to me shdhdhhdhdh#marquilla#also i think i might have poison ivy and or oak on my hand from the bushes 😬 we cannot get rid of that shit no matter what we try i stg
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Is anyone else suddenly getting bombarded by ads with sound on mobile? Ive been lately and it makes me violent.
#idk if its always been an thing and ive just had my phone on silent too long#but its gettin real aggravating
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