#ivar simp

[flare-queen]

Ivar the boneless, His observing gaze is killer.

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

[hoghtastic]

Nickname update

Alex: Simp, Mr Milland, Loyal fool, Avocado toast, Cougar/milf hunter, Alex-the-fool, Diarrhoea toast, Sir-shits-a-lot, Monsieur Pissoir, Lapdog, Ivar-the-pantless, Clown boy, the devil's sucker/tool, Kronk, Queen's court jester, One trick pony, Dopey

Johanne: Chucky, Granny, Gollum, Cruella, Ginger minger, Chuckyrella, Milland-the-villian, Leech, Miss Viper, Fungi Queen, Madame Medusa, Miss heart sparkle angel princess, Icky Vicky, Jekyll/hyde, Queen Yzma, Princess Anastasia (the red-haired evil stepsister).

(I'm laughing too hard at the Kronk & Yzma pairing 🤭)

[selendissuccubus]

I remember fondly how my fiancé and i were watching Vikings and we were both absolutely simping and thirsting for Ivar.

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

Beautiful artwork. Really love the coloring on these. 😮 ...plus Ivarr looking like his little shit self 😂

One thing I really liked in game was the contrast between Halfdan and Ubba's armor to that of ivarr's. The relative historical accuracy of theirs versus ivarr's eccentric and asymmetrical armor helps drives home that he's the feral brother. 😄

Ivarr and Halfdan Ragnarsson.

[alicedopey]

Vikings ask who is your favourite character

I have three actually !

Hvitserk is my baby boy. He is the most sensitive one, I think and he is a little naughty boy. He needs protection and care.

Ivar in spite of all the bad things he did. He is smart, ruthless but such a softie on the inside. Plus, I like the growth his character gained towards the end of the series.

My King Harald. He made awful mistakes but he was big simp 😅 He could also be very very very loyal and faithful to Vikings traditions. A true warrior.

[aplacebetweensleepandawake]

Weed day! Time to listen to Ivar speaking old norse because... reasons. I'm such a simp for this man ^^

[iridescentmemoria]

~The Boneless on his Throne of Thorns~

Since my last ivarr throne pic was so loved, i decided to make a few more for all of you thirsty Ivarr simps 😉❤

[flare-queen]

Hot ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Mafia troublemaker ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Ivar the boneless Modern Mafia AU

[flare-queen]

Ivar the Boneless Vampire Moodboard attempt.

[serctcnia]

This post contains minor spoilers for Assassian's Creed: Valhalla

YO WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T WE FUCK IVARR BEFORE WE SENT HIM TO VALHALLA.

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

[fairysluna]

BESTIE I JUST GOOGLED IVAR AND OMG-

seeing photos of him covered in blood did things to me, now i feel the need to watch Vikings just so I can simp over him

You have absolutely NO IDEA what those 2 cregan stories by you did to me

Like IT CHANGED ME also ifk if that’s the actor that will play him but FAWK i want to do things to him and it’s your FAULT 😭😩🤣

AJSJSJS OMG, I'm glad my writing made you feel things about him bc he deserves more recognition 🛐

i don't think he would play him tho, but meanwhile I will stick with Arnas as my face claim for Cregan bc he's so fucking hot and I crave him lmao🥵

[csirke4488]

So I just finished Vikings and I’m suing the history channel for making me depressed and inducing severe emotional instability

[spookieloop]

Some thoughts on Ivarr Ragnarsson as he apppears in Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla

Putting this post under a cut in case anyone is trying to avoid spoilers

Okay so I want to talk specifically about the scene where Ivarr takes Eivor to have a drink and celebrate a victory during the Sons of Ragnar questline.

Ivarr tells Eivor that he’s worried about Ubba, because Ubba is content to settle down, start a farm and family. Ivarr is worried that Ubba isn’t the warrior he used to be, and that he’s giving up Valhalla.

Now, we as the player, hear that and probably think “Damn man, your brother just wants to be HAPPY; let him be.” But hear me out,

Eivor probably has a different mindset.

When Eivor first finds their father’s axe after rescuing their crew, they say “Father...you should have held onto this to the bitter end.”

Eivor probably related Ivarr’s concerns about his brother to their own feelings about the culturally “shameful” death of their father. In this instance at least, Eivor is probably siding with Ivarr.

Sometimes I think it’s worth noting that unlike many modern RPGS(like Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, and Fallout), Eivor is not a “player insert” character. We can make choices for Eivor, but ultimately they are an established character with their own motivations and characterization.

[abiglizord]

my biggest character flaw is being attracted to ivarr ragnarsson from ac