#ivan ramos

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Alex's Nightmare.

Almost Paradise S02E06 Ghost Month.

[playingmyselfafiddle]

[bitchme2thefucksblog]

Do you have a favourite moment from last season?

It has to be the game between Sevilla v Real Sociedad. Sergio receives a yellow card and tells the ref to check VAR 😂😂 He’s like “Check VAR! I would never hurt a man in my life!”

The ref does end up checking VAR for some reason and the replay shows Sergio doing the craziest tackle in slow motion 🤣😭😭 That mf is on crack for not thinking he’d get a red after that shithousery.

You could even see for a split second where Sergio smiles after the ref cancels the yellow card, thinking he’s gotten way with it 🤣 all of that just for him to end up getting a straight red in the end 😭

Lool and Rakitic smiling in the background like a proud dad 💀

[buni10]

father has a job (finally)

[onewhale]

Rakidric ⚔️ Ramodric

[neyxmessi]

I’VE BEEN WAITINGGGG

[naiyingliao]

Watching Sevilla vs Getafe. Hope good result will come out! Go go Sevilla!❤️

[pfeffermuhle]

Sergio where are you looking?

Bonus: Ivan being the wingman (“Navas is looking nice tonight eh?”)

[antigonyyy]

Anything it takes to get Sevilla that sweet 3rd place (just so they can win this whole Europa thing again to give the old drop off format a proper send off)… that includes Ramos scoring from a Raketa free kick @longeyelashedtragedy

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Rereading UEFA high for.. God know's what time now (It's actually so good, you're such a fantastic writer and I adore you)

And maybe it's my 2 am brain speaking but

Luis and Ramos hate each other

Sergio has Luka

What if Luis has Luka's other best friend? Someone by the name of Ivan Rakitic?

Two bullies whipped for the Croats-

-oh by the way if I need to give a name just call me ✨

yeah why not thatd be funny!!! i imagine luka would have plans to hang out w sergio one day n last minute he'd be like "oh btw my friend ivans coming n i think hes bringing his friend" n then ivan shows up w luis n poor lukita realizes hes made a big mistake n has to deal w their bs all night (he does not get paid enough for this)

ALSO THANK YOU SM FOR REREADING OMG??? YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME IM LIKE

[sergio-para-siempre]

[playingmyselfafiddle]

[pessiofficial]

Rakitic and ramos starting together… big day for annoying people (me)

[buni10]

Happy birthday luka !! ❤️

[onewhale]

Ramos always can catch croatia mid ball🤔 it is a kind of magical power?

Anyway we have goooooal👏👏 especially raki’s assist🥰🥰

[unitedbydevils]

The Striker Problem

United need a new centre forward to lead the line and bang in some goals, but there seems to be a shortage of ideal strikers available with Daniel Levy more likely to go to Jupiter than sell us Harry Kane, Osimhen too expensive, Håland at City, and an array of hot prospect young talent not quite ready.

Surely there's someone out there suitable for United though, right? Right?!

Rasmus Højlund - The 20 year old, pictured above, is THE number 1 striker target for Manchester United at present. A deal is reportedly in the works, with a loan back of Mason Greenwood to fill the void left.

Dubbed the next Håland (despite only being 2 years younger), Højlund is tall, fast, agile, and technically gifted. He also likes to stay central ala Van Nistelrooy, rather than drift wide. This discipline is very important to Erik Ten Hag with an array of floating forwards in Rashford, Sancho et al.

16 goals and 7 assists in 42 games is a fair return at Atalanta, and with the likes of Bruno Fernandes and Mason Mount behind him next season... perhaps he could do even more in the Premiership.

Mehdi Taremi - He might be 30 years old, but Taremi could be a great senior striker to lead the line and act as mentor to a young striker like Højlund. He has 31 goals and 14 assists in 51 appearances this season gone, with 5 in the Champions League for Porto. A short 3-year deal could do the job for United as an interim while Erik Ten Hag continues his squad overhaul, buying time for academy prospects like McNeill and Hugill to step up.

Gonçalo Ramos - The 22 year old had a banger World Cup, a good season with Benfica, and a whoopsie moment with a... private video leaked onto the internet. PR gaff aside, 27 goals and 12 assists in 47 games is very promising. A good choice, though it's unclear if he could step up to the physicality of the Prem.

Randal Kolo Muani - 23 goals and 17 assists in 46 games. Nice work from the 24 year old in the Bundesliga and German Cup. RKM is rumoured the other main striker preference for Ten Hag - potentially even WITH Rasmus Højlund if funds work out. At 4 years his senior they would both be young prospects for the future, but with Muani having just that little extra maturity to show results quicker - and perhaps warrant a starting CF position.

Loïs Openda - Linked with Leipzig to replace Chelsea signing Nkunku, Openda is a promising young striker in Ligue 1 and a potential gamble for United if they were tight on budget.

Aleksandar Mitrović - Premier League proven striker with Newcastle (hmm) and Fulham (okay he turned good) but perhaps might now hate us after his red card in the 3-1 defeat to United. He's big, strong, and fearless though. He'd be an asset.

Amine Gouiri - Gouiri is also a young striker in Ligue 1, like Openda, but his game is much more rounded. He is the Complete Forward, to borrow Football Manager parlance. This could suit Ten Hag's forward pressing game, but he might lack the dedicated striking discipline needed for United at present.

Ivan Toney - Another Premier League proven forward ala Mitro. He's big, strong, and confident. He doesn't lack pace and has that striker's instinct knack to just bag goals consistently. Dependability is huge, and I think bids might come in regardless of his betting ban come January. I doubt it'll be from United, but you never know. He'd do bits for us, Arsenal, and Chelsea - all who need a true CF.

Dusan Vlahovic - Strong at Fiorentina, Vlahovic only managed 14 goals and 4 assists in 42 appearances this season. Rumour has it that The Old Lady are willing to part ways, especially considering money troubles rumoured, but all my spidey senses are tingling and saying do not buy when it comes to the Serbian. Fellow Serb and United great Nemanja Vidic, interviewed on Rio Ferdinand's FIVE channel, said he wouldn't be suited to United, and it's fair to see why given the struggles as a lone forward for Juventus. He needs a dedicated no10 or strike partner to play off. He'd be fantastic alongside someone like Joao Felix, and that wouldn't be an impossible loan acquisition, but United style would be more likely to use Felix as a deep striker or false 9 with Rashford and RW overlapping ala Salah and Mane to Firmino.