#its true!!!

[sentrysapper]

heyyy, I saw your requests were open, so I was wondering if I could ask if you could make Engie and Spy kiss? Sorry, I just wanna see em smooch lol

thank youuu

[spaciebabie]

people who are worried abt being annoying when they talk obsessively about their interests dont understand that when i see them happy my love for them grows tenfold

[endervention]

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[peeweekey]

haley has the valley girl accent

[arcadecabinetzzz]

Fun fact! Did you know that your controller partner loves playing rythmn games with you? It's like you're both holding hands dancing together! :3

[necrofuturism]

the coolest animals always have the most fursonas in google images

[fruitmagazine]

not reblogging that "what is the prev person to you" but the answer it's always "the most cool, lovable, funny, intelligent, creative, sexy, hot, personal friend, therapist, crazy, love of my life, sibling, soulmate, etc", gotta love my mutuals so much I'm obsessed with every single one of you 🤷🏼‍♀️

[falllpoutboy]

zendaya as chani only had about seven minutes of screentime in dune but was somehow able to be a more interesting character than her cumulative screentime in her mcu movies as mj

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[trainwreckgenerator]

genuinely cant express how grateful i am that the anime coming out has got people treating chilchuck exactly like reigen complete with stupid cunty amv edits that get stuck in my head for weeks its everything i ever wanted

[feddy-34]

https://www.tumblr.com/feddy-34/759735753756590080/lmaoooooooooo

Wait what’s the context behind this?😅

i said joe burrow had a flat ass and ppl got mad

[hookhausen]

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[zipsunz]

being persona is suffering

(based on this)

[punkitt-is-here]