#its the same with the alpha!ebbz x alpha!kaif omegaverse stuff i mentioned a while back

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

i dont know how i keep managing to make kaebbz a queer couple that can pass as straight but i do. latest one is the among us impostor au im tryna write (where ebbz does a 'medical' check up on him) and impostors have weird gender/secondary sex characteristics stuff and kaif lays eggs/is the one who would get pregnant in a typical impostor relationship and ebbz also does that but she's human so he continually gets incredibly flustered and shocked every time she casually mentions their relationship status to someone new and he doesn't know that she doesn't know that they're technically a gay couple by impostor standards (it's not based on primary gender/pronouns its based on secondary so since both are Breedable its gay as fuck in impostor culture.) until some impostor says the impostor equivalent of "so who's the man in this relationship?" and ebbz just punches them outright because even if the terms don't translate properly she gets the implications.

help i cant stop worldbuilding for porn im writing so much about impostor culture so i can justify kaif being embarrassed and hiding his heat/egg laying cycle from his crewmates even though they all know he's an impostor for social reasons and his continued shock when ebbz is still into him