#its starlord

[joosiewiththeboof]

Uhh use your imagination onn uhh what dale told him X3 XP Im leaving now

Murder

[fleetwoodmac6969]

Wow.

I just spent soooo long making my account look nice for you ladies, just for 0 Activity! Like DUDE!!!

[eveanderland34]

How the meeting went

(oh lets not forget that they murdered a literal minor and committed property fraud, arson, attempted murder, etc etc lol)

[lady-murderess]

And in usual fashion for Quill, a tender moment ruined...

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL.3 (2023) dir. James Gunn

PART TWO HERE

[lollylandgirl]

I think the twitter situation is finally going to make me have the energy to come back here...

I mean the main problem recently has been that I have little time to be in social media so microblogging is, obviously, easier to deal with. And the settings I have in twitter that just hide every picture behind a link I can choose to open, since I'm usually out and sometimes don't get a good data connection I can have the text really quickly.

Anyways I'll try.

[eggyulks]

my friend did the dr strange portal trick on the enemy spawn and... mantis walks through. we thought that was it, and 3 seconds later adam walks through it

me: why is it always the guardians. why are they stupid

my other friend: according to the mcu both of them are stupid so its in character

[nathanfrazers]

what is he cooking (superhero costume designs 4 kaz + oliver. for funsies)

[proheromidoriyashouto]

inspo from that last reblog, Miles Morales driving Miguel O'Hara insane by befriending half his villains and de-escalating the majority of his situations and avoiding Peter-Parker-Spiderman-typical canon events left and right.

[irl-dogboy]

unstoppable force (my autistic obsession with peter quill) meets immovable object (my inability to torture all my followers by putting chris pratt's face all over everyone's dash and tl)

[ionianwanderer]

Would you like to know what the inside of the Morning Star sounds like? Now you do.

[gatsby-system-folks]

On a guardians binge leading up to watching the third movie and I was inspired.

"Community sweaters" is a pretty common found family trope but what about when the found family ranges from size 3 months old to size XL. What then. This then.

Nebula definitely told Drax to squeeze into the sweater. And it was just as funny as she figured it would be.

Also I think this is the funniest drawing of Rocket to ever exist

[hiveswap]

No it's from guardians of the galaxy. people are just talking about house md in the notes

The claim that platonic male friendships don't exist in media due to shipping is so stupid. Most guys interacting is still just regular non-romantic bro stuff. It is only like one out of 20 fictional relationships that you get something utterly insane like "I loved him and he asked me for one last thing. And I did it because I loved him." Or "For everything you did to keep me alive this long, you may slay me" or

[mechawolfie]

I wanted to make a post asking what ppls fancasts for a live action trigun would be, just for shits & giggles, but then I went to the trigun subreddit to see if there were any posts abt it & I see someone say chris pratt as vash n now all the fun has been sucked out of it

[ccrv-7]

today has been a great day for spIns and silly coincidences but a HORRIBLE day for my wallet

[ruruumin]

blue lock rivals!

₊˚ ᗢ blue lock! various x gn! reader.

⤷ (rin/sae/nagi/reo/isagi) the type of person & character they play in marvel rivals.

rin itoshi:

his first pick is lord black panther (he will proudly instalock him and unfortunately for you a one trick, so good luck trying to get him to play anything else!)

yes, he might die a little more often than others on your team, but he’s the one that gets MVP at the end of every match. he doesn’t expect you to heal him all the time and frequently dives in solo to pick off enemy supports (bless him because hes the reason why your team is able to push at all)

he has to get close and personal with the other team, destroying them from the backline first. he likes to target luna snow or mantis because those healers are the most annoying late game.

he only plays competitive. in his opinion, quickplay is for “losers trying to practice” and he wants to become the very best in the game (he will try his very hardest to gentle coach you because he absolutely hates losing). 

sae itoshi:

he is lord doctor strange, there is no doubt about it. 

he’s the one that is holding down point even when theres six people attacking him. hes the kind of person that stands alongside the team, typically in the middle, and never overextending (unless hes trying to take up space). 

when he shields you from hela and starlord ult, you might as well step down and propose to him, because he’s your hero. bless his soul because hes doing the absolute most in the team.

he doesn’t mind playing quick play or comp with you. he’s the kind of person that would rather spend time with you than get heated over a match (unless he somehow, by a miracle, matches up with rin he will put a little more effort into it)

nagi seishiro:

hawkeye & moon knight. 

nagi likes long ranged fighters. he feels like its too much work to get close to the other team and endanger himself, so he always plays it safe by hiding behind walls and corners (hitting multiple enemies with moon knight’s ankh just scratches an itch in his brain).

he will only hold point if he has to, not because he wants to. he hates losing more than anything and would rather die on point than on the sideline. 

he doesn’t like to play comp but will only do it if you beg him (for a boost) hes a lot better than anyone else you know, so why not take advantage of it? he’ll make you grandmaster if thats what you desire.

reo mikage:

lord loki.

he doesn’t mind being a strategist/support. if anything, it gives him more control over the game. he can copy other peoples ultimates (especially luna snow), and use it against the enemy team when you’re in a pinch. 

he bought every skin related to loki. he has the money, so why not spend it? if you also tell him you want the skin or battle pass, he would happily buy it for you! nothing makes him more happy than queuing up a game with you in (semi) matching skins. 

he would occasionally flex tank (most likely venom or thor because he likes the element of surprise). but he cannot solo tank so be prepared to do double tanks!

yoichi isagi:

peni parker & lord winter soldier.

he likes peni parker because the idea of setting down mines and spidernests that deal major damage appeals to him so much. it makes him come up with the most creative (and fucked up way) to screw the other team over. one time, he placed all of his mines down in one corner that he knew rin frequents just to kill him. 

when he doesn’t have to tank, he will play winter soldier (his one true main). he loves traumatizing the other team when he goes: AGAIN! AGAIN! because he will always target the supports first, taking them out from the backline and going after the dps and tanks.

he is the best person to play competitive with. he doesn’t get mad at you if you go on a lose streak, and always finds the passion to continue hitting queue because in his mind, you can’t end the night on a loss.

[smootherrupert]

There's always been some legitimate discourse around casting Nightwing because of his complicated heritage, but with Doctor Doom it's like if they cast Chris Pratt as Magneto and were like no it's just other dimensional Starlord same name and everything. Capitalism never believes a character or story can stand on its own, they threw away any opportunity for a new beloved and complicated villain.