#its so grossss

[sugurus-rightnipple]

I have a drink but it's so nasty

I already opened It so I have to drink the whole thing, but every time I taste it, i feel like imma puke

[thbpbpthptp]

BRO MY NEW JOB MAKES ME SO FUCKIN CYNICAL RN MANNNN ALL THIS FUCKING CORPORATE SPEAK AND “GROWTH” AND “OPTIMIZATION” AND “MARKETING” I CANT I CANT I CANT IM GONNA EXPLODE BRO

[himejoshiba]

just successfully gaslit myself into thinking i hate food 👍 lets see how long it lasts

[loverboydotcom]

autistic boys when they realise the egg theyre eating feels like Egg

[wawek]

Can we stop reblogging fash comments under polak posts to make fun of them.... bc then i click to see what tf the persons deal is and i gotta fucking see all that.

[otomiyaa]

Sexy Back

Deadpool x Colossus

[Fic Reupload] - For @theanonemu, myself and everyone around who still loves this lovely duo! With thanks to the lovely for @wertzunge for retrieving it for me ^^ Fic was originally written in 2018.

Summary: Wade has a mission, personal and very important: To tickle Colossus, if he’s even ticklish anywhere. Ha, you should try that sometime, without dying. (Also on AO3)

Word Count: 1.7K

“Ohhh man.” Wade came walking out of Colossus’ room, waving his Deadpool mask around that had gotten all damp with his own.. well yeah. You know, drool, sweat and such. Grossss. Getting tickled to real death just had its consequences, and uhh right, he kinda knew this would happen.

Negasonic just came out of the other room, and she raised one eyebrow, looking totally unimpressed at probably how messy he looked right now.

“Again?” she asked. Wade shrugged and continued to wave his mask in front of him for some fresh air. 

“What do you mean again? That is not nice,” he sighed as he strode towards the bathroom.

“Oh I don’t know. This morning. Yesterday maybe four, or five times. Six? And now again? Just give up Wade. I’m getting allergic to that laughter of yours, if I could even call it that.” Wade simply turned to face Ms. roasting warhead and smiled.

“That makes two of us. But nah, if you think that I’m gonna give up, you don’t know Deadpool dear. That guy,” he pointed at at Colossus’ room.

“…Has to have a weak spot and I will find it. And the moment I do, I will hear and see, and induuulge myself in Colossus’ beautiful laughter and you’ll just wish you could too. Pool out.” 

He rolled into the shower after climbing out of his partially drenched suit and sang a beautiful Colossus sucks ballad while purifying himself of any leftover sweat, and tingly sensations. 

He had truly believed today would succeed. He was suited up and ready to go. Colossus was on his bed, reading some boring book. Wade had done some real serious research on sensitivity of metal bodies (well yeah, the results were less serious but still), and he had drawn the entire plan out, from sneaking into the room to catching that metal foot under the blankets from his safe position at the end of the bed to tickle his sole. 

He had tried that before but failed, but now he succeeded, and it still failed since Colossus wasn’t tickled by this. Just provoked, and it resulted in the usual: Wade getting a payback that was unfair as hell.

Not today. I mean, well yeah today already happened but… not tonight. Because in that lovely shower, Wade got an idea. A very brilliant idea that made all those other failed attempts go to waste. Why didn’t he think of it sooner? Not in the morning to wake him up. Not during his desk work. Not during his nap-time, cleaning time (hell yes it was a very nice try though Wade had to give himself that) and also not during his relaxing reading-time.

Wade had to go for the middle of the night because why? #1. Same vulnerability as in the morning because he would be pulled out of his sleep (well yeah Wade’s try in the morning went just very very wrong for other reasons, let’s not mention those), but most definitely #2: because the others would be asleep.

Now why was that an important factor? Because Colossus had to be the sweetest most considerate metal man in the world, who would not wake everyone from their precious sleep (”Sleep, sleep is good. You should sleep,” is what he would always tell everyone), so Wade would at least be safe from one of those ridiculously nearly murderous revenges (coming from that same sweetest metal man of the planet, world? universe? Never mind). 

So yeah. Wade was clean again. Later that day, he ignored Negasonic’s taunts about his laughter and ticklishness, smiled at cute Yukio for calling him cute, and even bluffed at Colossus that he was not going to give another try. 

Colossus was always very casual about it all and usually didn’t say anything about it, his answer this time being nothing more than:

“Good.” Wade smiled. It was a long wait until nightfall. Until late late nightfall, it had to be the perfect time. No suit this time. Just him, his trash T-shirt so he was ready to go to bed after this satisfying success, and his boxer shorts. Heh, well to be honest Colossus had seen him in less than that, oops, so nothing to worry about. 

Wade, for the umpteenth time, tiptoed into Colossus’ room at the perfect time and carefully closed the door. Colossus was in bed, and his heavy breaths were heard throughout the entire room. Sleeping. Sleeping sleeping like a -

Wade blinked as he started into Colossus’ wide open eyes the moment he got to his bed-side. Sleeping like a faker.

“Fooled you.” Wade gasped when Colossus grabbed him and pulled him in bed. He squirmed as he was rolled under him, but soon stopped struggling when he realized Colossus had other intentions. Their lips met, and Wade relaxed under him.

There was nothing like kissing Colossus’ out-of-this-world lips. Like shit they were a pair of lips that belonged to a metal man. No one knew like Wade what that was like. What it was like to suckle on them, teasingly brush his tongue in between them, taste themー

Well, technically everyone he knew also knew since Wade told everyone in detail, but still, it was his and his experience alone.

“So, you came to…?” Colossus asked when he switched to placing gentle kisses down Wade’s jawline. He then pulled back and looked fondly at him. The moon outside took care of enough light in this room to see the twinkle in his eyes and his slightly parted sexy lips. 

Wade shook his head, deciding not to ask Colossus why he was awake at this time because he’d get the same question back in doubles.

“…Sleep with you. Duh.” Believable. Colossus simply shrugged and awarded him with his sexy lips again. Sexy lips yeaaah. Wade caressed the back of his head, his sexy heaaad. He fluttered his fingers down the back of his neck. A very sexy and unticklish neck. He scribbled his fingers down Colossus’ back. 

The sexy part between his shoulder blades, down his spine, towards his sexy lower back and..

“Ufh.” He felt Colossus’ breath against his lips. It was a soft sigh that came out of him. A slight hum was mixed with it. Wade didn’t dare to hope for it, not at this stage, but he had to try. 

His fingers that were ready to cup two cheeks of a very sexy ass, went back and remained at Colossus’ lower back. He trailed his fingers along the smooth metal skin there and an instant smile appeared on his face when he felt Colossus jump slightly.

“Hmmh.. Wade..” he muttered, pulling away from the kiss. Wade wasn’t sure if the moon provided them of enough light, but he probably had the most wicked grin plastered on his face and there was no way around that.

“Found. It.” He scribbled his fingers at some of the sweet spots he guessed at and watched how Colossus’ facade was quick crumble. The corners of his lips twitched and a low grumbly “Huhuhu” was the first sort of laughter to come out of him.

“What’s the matter, metalboy? T-i-c-k-l-i-s-h?” Wade whispered, and his fingers did their best at tickling him some more. 

“W-Wade no. Don’t..” It was a soft whisper, but there was defnitely more sound to what followed.

“H-haha, no. Do not make me…” Colossus’ hands already moved from where they cupped Wade's cheeks and he was almost ready to tickle him back when Wade raised and kissed him as a counter attack. He then smirked at him and said:

“Don’t think so. You know I’ll be loud, and the others will not appreciate it. So just be a big boy now and let me have my fun for once, for hell’s sake.” He kissed him again and went back to tickling that sexy back. 

Colossus immediately broke their kiss and Wade was laughing in delight when he chose to bury his face in his neck, laughing sweetly and even squirming slightly. Not too much squirming, no fighting back, just being the big boy Wade told him to be. 

“I told you I’d find it~ Your tickle spot, oh and maybe here too?” Wade dragged his finger up his spine and Colossus arched his back suddenly.

“AH- Not the-hehere.. Wade..” His low voice blurting out just those soft chuckles, soft laughs: Brilliant. Nothing like the noise and chaos Wade would’ve produced, but definitely worth everything.

Wade enjoyed the delight of tickling Colossus for as long as he could. And then Colossus stopped being a big boy, or well, he was still a big boy, but not a good boy.

“Done now?” he said, sounding a liiittle bit out of breath and Wade was proud of that. He began to sputter:

“Ready? O-oh well you mean, I think, no. I could go on for like -” He froze when Colossus suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, shutting him up.

“Because now it’s my turn.” Well about one thing Wade was right, that Colossus would not willingly wake up the entire house just to get his revenge. He did underestimate his methods to get that revenge anyway, even if that would mean a nearly soundless and thus even more exhausting and deadly one.

“MPHPH! COHMphphh!” It took the X-man two legs to pin down Wade’s entire body, one hand to shut him up and one hand to kill him with tickles. His hips, his stomach, sides and ribs under his shirt, even his ampit, and nothing more than a soft stray giggle here and a squeak there would slip out of this room. 

At one point they were kissing again, and Wade was still being tickled with two fucking hands. Colossus might as well kill him immediately because these methods were not okay. After what felt like ages, the heavy weight finally moved off him, and Colossus tiredly rolled onto his side to sleep. 

“Now I’m tired. Go to sleep.” Haha, so cute. Wade sleepily blinked his eyes and gazed at Colossus’ sexy back that was turned towards him. He reached out…

“Don’t… you dare.” Oh. Wade pulled his hand back and smiled. 

“Tomorrow then,” he whispered, and he proceeded to roll against him so he could form the big spoon. As best as he could. What a night. 

They should make this a routine, and Wade was going to make sure of that, no matter the tiny tiny ticklish price his drained body would have to pay. Anything, to play with that sexy, ticklish back again~ Oh yeaaaah.

[alxxbee]

Sorry for bothering you, but I wanted to spread awareness about a user called "appleduckslucisdadgodh1h" who's reposting a lot of Radioapple and Chaggie art. I'm pretty sure your art might be on their blog, too. As far as I saw, though they don't claim the art is theirs, they aren't crediting the original artists.

Oh gosh thank you for telling me 💓💓🙏 I hate reposts with the intent of just getting likes out of other peoples work ��� its so grossss

[sme-esh]

probably a rlly hot take, but when kids go do the puberty talk i dont think boys and girls should be in seperate rooms. i think they both should learn how each other's bodies work so they wont be grossed out by normal bodily functions. and so we dont get dumbass men on twitter asking if girls can just "hold their period" or being immature about discharge

its normal to be grossed out by your body, i still am a little, but i dont think people should grow up grossed out by it. its normal to bleed, its normal to get hard-ons out of nowhere, and i think younger kids should know that. idk i dont rlly want people learning about the other gender and how they work and being like "ewwww thats so grossss lol (opposite gender) is so weirddd loll"

[ferret-milk]

SPOILERS FOR OSHI NO KO CH 143

Oh god I can’t take it anymore. I know they were separate people before they got isekaied and they still harbor those experiences, BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! AAAAAAAAAGH!!!! I can’t handle this type of incest. They grew up together most of their child hood together as siblings. As fucked up as it was. I don’t get how Ruby can just completely change that. How can she not still see at the very least a sibling. Barf aaaaagh this incest romance is just too much for me. I was fine with them kissing for the movie but the motivation Ruby had behind it is waaaaay too weird. She’s not seeing it as a thing for work but actual romance. ITS JUST SO GROSS AAAAAAAAGH

I like that they act like siblings here so what comes after it is weird

Ew, it’s sweet in a sense but Ruby’s motives behind it are just too weird

I really like this panel. The way aqua is drawn, his expression is similar to that of the doctor. It also really helps to show us how he can’t move on, at least visually.

🤮

OH GOD!!! I may be a little dramatic right now but I just can’t handle it eeeeew. It’s so grossss I cannnt

[transgenderization]

ihad a cool dream it was like. like it was a post death society right and everyone either was half dead and kept alive with these slim metal frames just kinda covering the whole body and then like a metal animal mask over thr face. OR they were completely dead and like a ghost type thingy inhabiting a pile of weird shiny dust that let them walk around and talk like normal right. and the whole dream took place inside like a bulkbuy warehouse and everyone would just come in and work or like buy food and essentials even though like. like no one needs food nobody can eat it. like theyre stocking this warehouse with stuff that hasnt been necessary for like however long just to follow a routine like the whole thing is played normal. nobody mentions how they're basically all undead or w/ever like its just a regular costco. and i kinda spent so long writing that that im forgetting what else happened but i think like ben stiller was there and everyones jobs got shuffled around and he got demoted from a management position and there was a bunch of b-movie jokes based on that right. like completly ignoring the undeath thing and i think yhat kinda rules like i enjoyed it. like there was one bit where he was chewing out some guy for putting out of date cans on yhr shelf and he was like cmonnnnn whats the big deal and stiller was like well. would you want to eat THIS and opens the cap and the camera pans over and its completly empty and the other guys like ewwwwww thatd grossss i get it im sorry. like the whole idea of a society completly deadended just playing along and pretending everything is normal rules like i love that idea. hi also goodmorning

[emo-metalhead-punki]

Rant on mutual that support disgusting stuff and thinks is a "kink"

TW // Incest/ metions of r//pe/ Shotacon And Lolicon

I don't know if I wanna mention her user but don't harasse her

So back in 2021, we were both 16 at the time, I meet her when I was in slipknot community and she was really nice, I enjoy her fanart, we somewhat talk and we become mutuals but until she started create her Twitter account and when shit hits the fan

I saw her retweets of characters who are underage like Amy rose, mha students and other characters that I don't know

I was starting to think about her interest are off and then she started shipping Steven (Strangled Red) and Dawn

Steven is a creepypasta character from strangled red, he's in his 30s while dawn is 10 or 11, like why the fuck did you draw that

"but I change dawn age!! Dawn is her 20s 🤓"

Yea but still! Really fuxked up shit and you decide to make NSFW of her and Steven like how fuxked up your mind is !!

And things get more worse, she also supports incest

Yep she likes incest, I remember she used to hate incest but when the game called "the coffin of addy and leyley" she started to draw incest, she draw Ocs who are related and draw NSFW of it, it's grosssse me out and how fuxked up is, its reminded of when I saw sans and papyrus ship arts that I wanna blow my brains out

And she likes Shotacon and Lolicon, she did draw Shotacon like a lot and made a fanart of a genderbend of Steven and genderbend dawn who is 10 on that fanart

I did save it but I don't if I can show it but it's not NSFW but it is suggestive

And I remember saw a post of her tier kinks, that she likes R//pe, r//pe is not a fuxkin kink, is a crime, I didn't save it cuz she deleted her Twitter account

But she does have newgrounds and Instagram

She does say that "those characters are fictional, stuff like those doesn't happened 🤓"

Have you SEEN NAMY GAGA DRAMA AND FANART, if you wanna keep that shit up, you will end up being like her

The fact she in her 20s now and still like disgusting stuff really makes my blood boiled

And you made a post and said "loil shinto can't hurt you" so does means you made a version of shinto a loilcon? Like why...are you into that

If she see this post so

Your a fuxked up individual, go to hell, man, we're done, I wish the old you when you don't support these disgusting stuff like that

[merrinpippy]

thoughts on 'the tear' which i listened to during my commute:

john being condescending towards oscar is so funny. the jealousy jumped out. king

john wanting oscar to know about his presence in arthur's head... he wants oscar to know his claim on arthur

awww arthur reassuring john :33333333

Is john not seeing things on purpose?? oscar seemed to think that arthur (and therefore john) had noticed the turn off but john claimed he had no idea. but what could possibly convince john to do that?

oh fuck it's late and oscar wants them to sleep in the car.... oh god he's telling oscar about the stone oh shit!!!!

arthur using a partial truth to satisfy both oscar and john hrmm

"i believe you are my purpose" god damn!!!

oh my god oscar ride or die fuck yes!

arthur is reluctant to give him the stone.. i do believe arthur will end up sacrificing himself bc he cant bring himself to sacrifice oscar

arthur still traumatised by the dreamlands aw baby<3 also building my trust in harlan not dropping fun threads ty

godd the memory angst is so painful. john is sooo desperate to be enough for arthur but arthur can't be in denial the same way bc johns deterioration is unmissable and putting them both in harms way

love john saying something and arthur repeating his exact words <3

a forgotten one ohhhh shit

continuing use of eat the elephant metaphor my beloved

oh arthur's deduction of children at the window and the music box faroe theme :((((((

john Not noticing the basement... babe...

oh the tally marks, maybe counting how many nights without sleep? oh or the obvious how many days barricaded in. fuckin duh

oh interesting first high stress moment with oscar and john both - arthur's near paralysed at first bc he obviously can't see what to react to

oh fuck I would have fucking gone with the knife! oscar wtf are you thinking?? oh he might recognise it from the book perhaps

oh god he's going to give oscar tetanus with this rusty fucking axe.

"well done arthur!" :3

oh oscar..... ;-; john directing arthur to aim and oscar correcting his aim is.... hmmm....

omg arm moving on its own holy shit nice

oh nvm ewww grossss

oh no more of them gtfooo

"no we're not leaving him" thank goodness ily arthur

well that's a bad position to be in. wait oscar won't even be an acceptable host for scratch now huh? like he might even be rejected and arthur's side of the deal unfulfilled? guess we'll find out

[milkytheholy1]

Everything Ends: Part 12

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The final Battle 

"C'mon, the keys over here!" Casey yelled out, voice slightly muffled by his mask. You skidded around a pile of debris, sometimes you wished you trained more like April in times like these. Speaking of which, the teen beside you huffed out a breath of air, her mind going a mile a minute. April's eyes scanned over the land before them, looking for any enemies that may pop up over the horizon. 

Splinter stood in front of you all, ever the responsible adult, he vowed he would not be losing any more of his children today. You were on a construction site, you think? It was hard to tell when the whole city was near enough in ruin, jeez, the Kraang hadn't even been here for that long and the place already looked like a dump. 

Casey pointed a finger towards a pile in the distance, "There's the key! Let's go!" he cheered, sounding a lot more hopeful than he did earlier. The boy ran straight forward, ignoring his sense of survival as he made a mad dash towards the thing that would end it all. Unfortunately for him, something had beaten him to it. 

Casey was sent flying back towards you, Splinter narrowly avoided the oncoming body strewn his way. Your eyes widened as you took in the creature, it clearly wasn't human or even a Yoki for that matter. Its eyes were a glaring red, its teeth sharp and covered in saliva. It made a beeline for the key, you turned to look at April, she had a stoic expression on her face, "Like Casey said, let's go!" she then charged forward, a scream blaring from her lips. 

While your small fight raged on, you couldn't help but wonder what the boys were facing on the ship, there was no doubt it was worse than this. But you couldn't think about it for long as more and more creatures began piling up. With Casey now back in the fight you had somewhat more of a chance than before, "Dude, you've fought these things before, right? How do we stop them?" you yelled out over the sounds of violence. 

Casey was sent back a few paces but landed on his feet, pulling out his souped-up hockey stick, he began decapitating the creatures that were within reach. He was panting behind his mask, taking a moment to breathe and answer you, "That's the thing, I don't know. These things were always a pain in the future." 

"Stabbing seems to work!" April beamed, using some broken piping to embrace one of the creature's hearts. Splinter was stood on top of the partially built structure, swinging from beam to beam via his tail as he avoided multiple punches. He easily kicked the beast to the ground, watching as its arms flailed wildly, "We must stay strong and keep fighting, my boys are counting on us." 

You all nodded your heads, getting back into the swing of things; no matter how much your body ached. A lightning bolt shot from the sky, you only just avoided it but the electricity in the air remained, you could feel the hair on your arms stand to attention.

"So not only do we have to deal with crazy aliens but also extreme weather, nice." you moaned bitterly, racing away from one of the creatures as it leapt at your feet. You ran towards the structure similar to Splinters but larger in height. Dodging the monster's swings as you confused it by running between each beam.

The poor thing was so directionless it stood with its head spinning for more than a minute, though this was the perfect time for you to attack. Swinging a small beam in your hands, the ends of which were jagged and sharp, you sliced through the creature's head. Green blood and purple guts spluttered out of the seams, coating your hands in the alien substance.

"Ugh, grossss." you whined, dropping the metal to the ground. A loud cackling sound brought you back to reality, dragging you away from the rotting body in front of you. You soon joined the others, following their gaze to reveal the Sister Kraang perched where Splinter once stood.

"What a surprise to find you pathetic creatures here of all places." she mused, a snarl leaving her lips. April gave the alien a look up and down, smirking to herself with her hand braced against her hip, "I see you got yourself an upgrade."

The Kraang growled, placing a robotic hand over her missing eye before it formed a fist by her side, "You will pay dearly for what you have done to me!" she screamed, parts of her armour lifting up to reveal a multitude of weapons. Splinter rolled his eyes, his face clearly unamused, "The psycho routine is getting a little thin, where's the character development?"

The Sister Kraang sneered, her eyes full of hatred as she fired the weapons without hesitation. You evaded them as best as you could, but the ground beneath your feet shook with each blow, making you unsteady. Splinter charged against her once the smoke had cleared, he flew kicks and punches towards her, easily dodging her own swings of retaliation.

Yet it wouldn't take long for her to whack him against the beams of the work-in-progress construction job that had been plaguing the city after the defeat of the Shredder. Splinter struggled to stand, holding a hand to his chest as he quite literally had the wind knocked out of him.

"Leo's counting on us to get that key," Casey huffed, his gaze fixed on the artefact that sat snuggly behind the Kraang's form. April huffed, rubbing her chin in thought, eyes far off in the distance, she then clicked her fingers "I think I have an idea, cover me!"

You and Casey stood in a defensive stance, future boy cast a glance at you and offered you a weapon of your own. You had no clue where he even pulled it from, perhaps a secret future pocket that was bigger on the inside. You held it in your hands, it wasn't much, just a small stick with a blade attached to the end; it was awfully light. Casey smirked at you and pressed a button on the bottom of the hilt, watching you with excited eyes as the entire weapon grew in size.

It looked a lot like one of Donnie's bo-staffs, except this version was sharp and sleek. It clearly went through years of refined touches and tests to get it this perfect, future Donnie must have been pleased with his work. You gripped the device a little more tightly now, sharing a confident nod with Casey.

"Fight me you vile Utrom-loving skin sacks!" the Sister Kraang demanded. You frowned at the insult, who is she to call you vile, you happen to know many people who would say otherwise. Roaring a battle cry of your own, you and Casey leapt at the villain with your weapons raised high.

You both put up a good fight, you were surprised you were able to bypass the Kraang's swings for as long as you did. You jabbed the pointed sphere into the Kraang's metallic casings, hoping to pry the gooey insides out into the light. Casey on the other hand held a vengeance in his eyes, this was his chance to fight back and get revenge for everything that had ever happened in his life. 

With huge swings, he sent the Kraang skidding back bit by bit, "This is for my mother," swing, "This is for the fallen souls," whack, "This is for my master," hit, "THIS IS FOR THE FUTURE!" With one final swing, Casey sent the Kraang towards the ground with a gruff groan. By this point, Casey was panting, his shoulders huffing up and down in rapid succession.

You carefully placed a hand on his arm, unsure how he'd react, but the most he did was jump; you suppose he was too lost in his own world.

"You feel better for that?" you asked him with a warm smile, he turned to you with a grin of his own, tears budding in his eyes, "Yeah...Yeah, I do."

"How touching, but your fears will be the end of you!" The Sister Kraang hollered, standing to her full height and sweeping the ground from under you. She grabbed you both in her hands while you mindlessly scaled the air, dragging you closer to her face, so close you could smell her wretched breath.

"It's so very amusing that you, you of all things came back to stop us. I was expecting someone bigger, stronger even." she sent a shiver down Casey's spine. Her gaze then turned to you, "And you, you have been nothing but a pain in my side since I got to this planet. You and your little group. But once I rip your insides out, I'll go for your friends down there, then I'll kill those turtles you admire so much. Perhaps I'll make the blue one watch as I shred you to pieces."

You tried to wriggle out of her grasp, anger fueling you as you struggled. The Sister Kraang only laughed, whipping her robotic head back almost human-like.

"Let them go, Kraang." Splinter's voice called out, he looked a little weakened, that one swing must have taken more out of him than you thought. The Kraang beamed, her smile meeting her eyes, "As you wish," she mused, she launched herself into the air, and with a wicked gleam, she dropped you and Casey.

"NOO!" Splinter screamed, jumping from beam to beam to catch you in time. He managed to swipe you, but Casey hit the ground quicker than Splinter would have liked. Dust surrounded the poor boy, but once it settled a blue orb shone around him. As Splinter approached, with you out cold in his arms, he could hear rather than see Casey coughing. The boy rolled onto his back with his eyes closed, a gruff "I'm okay," rasping out of his lips.

Splinter let out a sigh of relief, carefully placing you beside him, "Protect them, Casey." he whispered. He then left the duo, walking calmly up to the Kraang, rolling the robes of his sleeves up and tightening the small ponytail on his head. The Kraang tilted her head to the side out of curiosity, it was rather amusing to her to see such a small creature hold itself so highly.

But Splinter was someone who you shouldn't underestimate too easily. His form began to flicker, and before the Kraang knew it, he was by her side in less than a second. Splinter delivered a series of fast-paced kicks and jabs to her build. Her body dipping and diving in different directions as he continued his efforts. The Sister Kraang was growing irritated, unable to land a single hit on him due to his quick movements.

But that came to an end when she pounded the ground beneath her, the force sending Splinter back, but not out for the count. He skidded to a halt, flicking one of his ears before rushing back to the fight. This time though, the third sister kept up with him, delving into some of her own moves against his withering, old form.

"You cannot stop what is destined to happen, old man."

"I may not be able to stop you, but my sons will." he spat out some blood after the Kraang supplied a swift jab to his jaw. The Kraang simply shook her head, "They won't even live to see us rule their world, much like how you won't live long enough to see them fail." the Kraang then rapidly produced punch after punch against Splinter's chest, watching with a smirk as his body hovered in the air as her punches kept going.

With one final blow, Splinter's bruised and battered body was hurled across the construction sight and slammed into one of the small in-progress buildings. The clash was so powerful he not only dented the surface where he made an impact, but the poorly constructed skeleton of a building began to shake. Piece by piece the building came down on top of him, bits of metal beams and concrete slabs covered his body and soon hid him from view.

Casey watched on with wide eyes, a hand stretching out in the same direction, "SPLINTER!" he cried. You were still next to him, your breathing steady and unaware what was happening, but your mind was racing, he could see the way your eyes were darting around under your eyelids.

Casey looked back over to the pile of debris, just waiting, praying Splinter would crawl out any second now. He'd make a silly little joke about his bad back and all would be fine. But that didn't happen, Casey couldn't see him at all, couldn't hear him.

"Aprilllll O'Neillllllll!" came a bellowing voice, followed by a loud sound of machinery. A huge wrecking ball crushed into the Sister Kraang's robotical side sending her along with the wrecking ball into a partially built building. However, she still got up. Slowly but surely, the beast wobbled on two legs, glaring at you all, "You'll pay for that." she seethed.

"I don't think so," April hummed, aiming another swing with the wrecking ball, this time hitting the structure. The small building began to shake and shudder, quickly coming apart and collapsing on top of the Kraang. The third sister bellowed out screams of help and the odd "No!" but her voice was quickly muted.

Casey watched from the sidelines with you still out in his arms, a tear trickled down his cheeks, "Payback." he spat out. Future Boy looked back down into his arms, watching you with worried eyes. He began shaking you, but you were in your own world.

The view would have been so pretty on the rooftop if it weren't for the harrowing screams that echoed through the streets or the giant space orb intent on demolishing anything it saw. You were looking out over the horizon, wondering if this was the life you were meant to live, perhaps the future was always meant to be destroyed and the city left in ruin.

A presence joined your side, Leo of all turtles. He remained silent, joining in your private viewing of the world falling apart. The quiet remained for a few more minutes, until his deep sigh broke the air, "Stay safe out there." he whispered. You then felt a tingling sensation from the tips of your fingers to the deep groves of the palm of your hand.

Looking down, you caught Leo's hand intermingling with your own. You smiled at the imagery.

"You too, leader in blue." you mused, but your tone was polite and full of love. He finally turned to look at you, he was radiant; but when wasn't he? His free hand travelled up the depths of your face, rubbing his thumb against the plushness of your cheek, "I love you." he hummed. You cherished moments like these, they didn't happen very often, only in moments of uncertainty. 

 The last time you remember having such a conversation was moments before the final battle against Shred-head and the dark armour. You nuzzled into his open palm, pressing a brief kiss against his scarred skin, "I love you more." He smiled at that, quickly leaning in to press chaste kisses against your cheeks, he leaves to join his brothers and carry out the daunting mission ahead of them. 

"(Y/N)! (Y/N), c'mon not you too!" Casey's voice rang out in your head, squinting your eyes your mind seemed to snap and suddenly you were pulled away from your tranquil thoughts and thrust into the real world.

You awoke to Casey shaking you violently in his arms, hands braced tightly against your shoulders. You batted his hands away once you regained enough consciousness, "Ok, ok, I get it." you mumbled, rubbing your head. April had finally managed to depart the wrecking-ball machine, who knew it would have so many seatbelts and safety precautions? 

"(Y/N)! Are you okay, are you hurt? Where are you hurt? Should I call Donnie? I trained as a lifeguard for six months, but I don't know if I can fix alien punches." she rambled, eyes scrambling over every inch of your form. You shut her up with a hug, grabbing on tightly to her jacket, "I'm okay," you whispered repeatedly.

"Um, guys?" Casey's wavering voice broke you apart, his head was downcast and his eyes were wet with tears. You and April gave him a questioning stare before April looked around noticing a member of your team was missing, "Where's Splinter?" Casey flinched at the question.

"Casey, where's Master Splinter?" you asked again, but from the guilt-ridden face and uncomfortable silence, you could grasp where this was going. Seemingly so could April with the small gasp released from her lips. Casey pointed over to the pile of rubble on the far side of the construction site, you all rushed over to it in an instant.

April fell to her knees, tears flowing freely from her eyes. You tried digging through the dirt, clawing at the rocks with your nails, but it was too damn heavy. Nothing would move. Casey stood behind you both, though he had not known this Splinter or any for that matter, he felt the loss and pain you were both experiencing.

Minutes passed until you tried to do anything again, offering a hand to April, you looked at her with grief in your eyes. Like an unspoken bond, she nodded her head and you both turned to the pile of dirt and concrete, bowing as a sign of respect. Once you stood to your full height, you tried to speak "W-we need to f-finish the plan." your voice cracking as you spoke.

April shook her head in agreement, "The boys are counting on us, the whole world is counting on us."

"No pressure then," you tried to smile, but it hurt too much right now. Casey looked between the two of you, unsure if he wanted to leave you alone, "We'll be fine, Jones. Go get that key." April hummed. Casey was reluctant but left anyway, he had his own mission to complete.

You turned back to the grave behind you, the only thought you could muster rattled around inside your head: What will the guys think?

[frog-squire]

its so funny that Ericht is like 25-28 years old but got Digitized at such a young age that she's just permanently 10 imagine you're just trying to kiss your wife and the ghost of your older sister is like UgHHH GROSSSS

[justablah56]

uhh so notes i took down while listening to body builder (very good episode as always and my notes will probs never make sense)

-SPOOKY VIOLIN BELOVED <3 

-TIMMMM TIMMM!!!! 

-go for that trip to Malaysia tim you do you

-ELISAS YOU PIPE MURDERING TWINK YOU

-Martin martinnnn 

-Steroids. hmmmm

-Oh nooo toxic masculinity? Its ok mann 

-This is going to be a Flesh episode i think

-uh oh fucked up gym?

-ITS GOING TO BE A FUCKED UP GYMM

-ousgdhdhs get out of there man GET OUTT

-“It was all normal except for one thing” THAT CAN’T MEAN ANYTHING GOOD 

-girlie. she. is.not.real.maybe?

-I think that this guy needs a break

-DON’T GO TO THE GYM AT NIGHT DUDE THATS SO DUMB NOOO

-You should have left yeah yeah uh oh

-Spiral episode actually? Or both? Is that possible idk idk

-ITS NOT MARIE

-OUGHS WEUAFJSK

-GROSSS GROSSSS

-‘marie had two arms’ OH FUCKKK

-THERE ARE MORE????

-and this is why we don’t overwork ourselves guys

-:D <-their faces 

-THE PAIN ISN’T WORTH IT IT ISN’T

-woahs

-martin you got this

-Martin you can swear on recording i promise

-ANIMAL MUTILATIONS? OH AUGH EEDEWESJDJSHDVJS

-martin don’t worry it’ll be fine i swear

-woagh ok so next episode time woagdhrnsk

(Sorry it’s so long!! I can’t rlly space them any diffrently so uhhh yeye okok coming storm is next hehe coming storm ok i’ll see myself out aughhshsk)

ahhhh yesss ,, the flesh gym statement <333 me when the magnus n they make a spooky story about someone with body issues who tries to Change themselves and avatars go ah so you're looking for a change 🤨😏😏🤨

[spindash]

i hate getting so upset about my acne i knoww i shouldnt and its just whatever but it literally sucks ive ruined so many shirts and pillowcases and sheets because my back and chest are covered and love to just pop for no reason and on top of that i pick at everything so im covered in little scars and pits and scabs it makes me feel grossss and unlovable ITS SO DRAMATIC i know but i cant imagine anybody seeing my body and not being like oh ick like it suuucks. but who give a shit