#its so GROSSSS

[sugurus-rightnipple]

I have a drink but it's so nasty

I already opened It so I have to drink the whole thing, but every time I taste it, i feel like imma puke

[thbpbpthptp]

BRO MY NEW JOB MAKES ME SO FUCKIN CYNICAL RN MANNNN ALL THIS FUCKING CORPORATE SPEAK AND “GROWTH” AND “OPTIMIZATION” AND “MARKETING” I CANT I CANT I CANT IM GONNA EXPLODE BRO

[iamstuckinthevoid]

Wait does hat js mean that I'm doing it well tho

U ever draw.smth so gross u gross urself out bc I'm having that rn ewwww what is that

[angel---eater]

i truly have no tolerance for this fandom shittin on random fans personal trans headcanons. someone saw themselves and their experience in this character, isnt that beautiful? why dont you mind your business and focus on your own fan stuff? wouldnt that make you happier? someones headcanon doesnt negate yours. what the fuck is wrong with yall. its playing make believe x2. its just a headcanon. real life trans folks are in active danger right now and some of yall are wasting all your energy abusing others over which pronoun set figments of someone elses imagination 'should' be using

[himejoshiba]

just successfully gaslit myself into thinking i hate food 👍 lets see how long it lasts

[totallypaulmccartney]

I DONT KNOWWWW BUT I DONT LIKE ITT AT ALLLLLL😭😭

I was sitting outside enjoying the sun n havin a cup of tea y’know relaxing and it just starts POURING RAIN OUT OF NOWHERE THE ONE DAY I SIT OUTSIDE I GET RAINED ON😭😭

[foxmulderautism]

autistic boys when they realise the egg theyre eating feels like Egg

[wawek]

Can we stop reblogging fash comments under polak posts to make fun of them.... bc then i click to see what tf the persons deal is and i gotta fucking see all that.

[denimdepression]

crossfaded off spicy noodles and two cups of miso soup

[otomiyaa]

Sexy Back

Deadpool x Colossus

[Fic Reupload] - For @theanonemu, myself and everyone around who still loves this lovely duo! With thanks to the lovely for @wertzunge for retrieving it for me ^^ Fic was originally written in 2018.

Summary: Wade has a mission, personal and very important: To tickle Colossus, if he’s even ticklish anywhere. Ha, you should try that sometime, without dying. (Also on AO3)

Word Count: 1.7K

“Ohhh man.” Wade came walking out of Colossus’ room, waving his Deadpool mask around that had gotten all damp with his own.. well yeah. You know, drool, sweat and such. Grossss. Getting tickled to real death just had its consequences, and uhh right, he kinda knew this would happen.

Negasonic just came out of the other room, and she raised one eyebrow, looking totally unimpressed at probably how messy he looked right now.

“Again?” she asked. Wade shrugged and continued to wave his mask in front of him for some fresh air. 

“What do you mean again? That is not nice,” he sighed as he strode towards the bathroom.

“Oh I don’t know. This morning. Yesterday maybe four, or five times. Six? And now again? Just give up Wade. I’m getting allergic to that laughter of yours, if I could even call it that.” Wade simply turned to face Ms. roasting warhead and smiled.

“That makes two of us. But nah, if you think that I’m gonna give up, you don’t know Deadpool dear. That guy,” he pointed at at Colossus’ room.

“…Has to have a weak spot and I will find it. And the moment I do, I will hear and see, and induuulge myself in Colossus’ beautiful laughter and you’ll just wish you could too. Pool out.” 

He rolled into the shower after climbing out of his partially drenched suit and sang a beautiful Colossus sucks ballad while purifying himself of any leftover sweat, and tingly sensations. 

He had truly believed today would succeed. He was suited up and ready to go. Colossus was on his bed, reading some boring book. Wade had done some real serious research on sensitivity of metal bodies (well yeah, the results were less serious but still), and he had drawn the entire plan out, from sneaking into the room to catching that metal foot under the blankets from his safe position at the end of the bed to tickle his sole. 

He had tried that before but failed, but now he succeeded, and it still failed since Colossus wasn’t tickled by this. Just provoked, and it resulted in the usual: Wade getting a payback that was unfair as hell.

Not today. I mean, well yeah today already happened but… not tonight. Because in that lovely shower, Wade got an idea. A very brilliant idea that made all those other failed attempts go to waste. Why didn’t he think of it sooner? Not in the morning to wake him up. Not during his desk work. Not during his nap-time, cleaning time (hell yes it was a very nice try though Wade had to give himself that) and also not during his relaxing reading-time.

Wade had to go for the middle of the night because why? #1. Same vulnerability as in the morning because he would be pulled out of his sleep (well yeah Wade’s try in the morning went just very very wrong for other reasons, let’s not mention those), but most definitely #2: because the others would be asleep.

Now why was that an important factor? Because Colossus had to be the sweetest most considerate metal man in the world, who would not wake everyone from their precious sleep (”Sleep, sleep is good. You should sleep,” is what he would always tell everyone), so Wade would at least be safe from one of those ridiculously nearly murderous revenges (coming from that same sweetest metal man of the planet, world? universe? Never mind). 

So yeah. Wade was clean again. Later that day, he ignored Negasonic’s taunts about his laughter and ticklishness, smiled at cute Yukio for calling him cute, and even bluffed at Colossus that he was not going to give another try. 

Colossus was always very casual about it all and usually didn’t say anything about it, his answer this time being nothing more than:

“Good.” Wade smiled. It was a long wait until nightfall. Until late late nightfall, it had to be the perfect time. No suit this time. Just him, his trash T-shirt so he was ready to go to bed after this satisfying success, and his boxer shorts. Heh, well to be honest Colossus had seen him in less than that, oops, so nothing to worry about. 

Wade, for the umpteenth time, tiptoed into Colossus’ room at the perfect time and carefully closed the door. Colossus was in bed, and his heavy breaths were heard throughout the entire room. Sleeping. Sleeping sleeping like a -

Wade blinked as he started into Colossus’ wide open eyes the moment he got to his bed-side. Sleeping like a faker.

“Fooled you.” Wade gasped when Colossus grabbed him and pulled him in bed. He squirmed as he was rolled under him, but soon stopped struggling when he realized Colossus had other intentions. Their lips met, and Wade relaxed under him.

There was nothing like kissing Colossus’ out-of-this-world lips. Like shit they were a pair of lips that belonged to a metal man. No one knew like Wade what that was like. What it was like to suckle on them, teasingly brush his tongue in between them, taste themー

Well, technically everyone he knew also knew since Wade told everyone in detail, but still, it was his and his experience alone.

“So, you came to…?” Colossus asked when he switched to placing gentle kisses down Wade’s jawline. He then pulled back and looked fondly at him. The moon outside took care of enough light in this room to see the twinkle in his eyes and his slightly parted sexy lips. 

Wade shook his head, deciding not to ask Colossus why he was awake at this time because he’d get the same question back in doubles.

“…Sleep with you. Duh.” Believable. Colossus simply shrugged and awarded him with his sexy lips again. Sexy lips yeaaah. Wade caressed the back of his head, his sexy heaaad. He fluttered his fingers down the back of his neck. A very sexy and unticklish neck. He scribbled his fingers down Colossus’ back. 

The sexy part between his shoulder blades, down his spine, towards his sexy lower back and..

“Ufh.” He felt Colossus’ breath against his lips. It was a soft sigh that came out of him. A slight hum was mixed with it. Wade didn’t dare to hope for it, not at this stage, but he had to try. 

His fingers that were ready to cup two cheeks of a very sexy ass, went back and remained at Colossus’ lower back. He trailed his fingers along the smooth metal skin there and an instant smile appeared on his face when he felt Colossus jump slightly.

“Hmmh.. Wade..” he muttered, pulling away from the kiss. Wade wasn’t sure if the moon provided them of enough light, but he probably had the most wicked grin plastered on his face and there was no way around that.

“Found. It.” He scribbled his fingers at some of the sweet spots he guessed at and watched how Colossus’ facade was quick crumble. The corners of his lips twitched and a low grumbly “Huhuhu” was the first sort of laughter to come out of him.

“What’s the matter, metalboy? T-i-c-k-l-i-s-h?” Wade whispered, and his fingers did their best at tickling him some more. 

“W-Wade no. Don’t..” It was a soft whisper, but there was defnitely more sound to what followed.

“H-haha, no. Do not make me…” Colossus’ hands already moved from where they cupped Wade's cheeks and he was almost ready to tickle him back when Wade raised and kissed him as a counter attack. He then smirked at him and said:

“Don’t think so. You know I’ll be loud, and the others will not appreciate it. So just be a big boy now and let me have my fun for once, for hell’s sake.” He kissed him again and went back to tickling that sexy back. 

Colossus immediately broke their kiss and Wade was laughing in delight when he chose to bury his face in his neck, laughing sweetly and even squirming slightly. Not too much squirming, no fighting back, just being the big boy Wade told him to be. 

“I told you I’d find it~ Your tickle spot, oh and maybe here too?” Wade dragged his finger up his spine and Colossus arched his back suddenly.

“AH- Not the-hehere.. Wade..” His low voice blurting out just those soft chuckles, soft laughs: Brilliant. Nothing like the noise and chaos Wade would’ve produced, but definitely worth everything.

Wade enjoyed the delight of tickling Colossus for as long as he could. And then Colossus stopped being a big boy, or well, he was still a big boy, but not a good boy.

“Done now?” he said, sounding a liiittle bit out of breath and Wade was proud of that. He began to sputter:

“Ready? O-oh well you mean, I think, no. I could go on for like -” He froze when Colossus suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, shutting him up.

“Because now it’s my turn.” Well about one thing Wade was right, that Colossus would not willingly wake up the entire house just to get his revenge. He did underestimate his methods to get that revenge anyway, even if that would mean a nearly soundless and thus even more exhausting and deadly one.

“MPHPH! COHMphphh!” It took the X-man two legs to pin down Wade’s entire body, one hand to shut him up and one hand to kill him with tickles. His hips, his stomach, sides and ribs under his shirt, even his ampit, and nothing more than a soft stray giggle here and a squeak there would slip out of this room. 

At one point they were kissing again, and Wade was still being tickled with two fucking hands. Colossus might as well kill him immediately because these methods were not okay. After what felt like ages, the heavy weight finally moved off him, and Colossus tiredly rolled onto his side to sleep. 

“Now I’m tired. Go to sleep.” Haha, so cute. Wade sleepily blinked his eyes and gazed at Colossus’ sexy back that was turned towards him. He reached out…

“Don’t… you dare.” Oh. Wade pulled his hand back and smiled. 

“Tomorrow then,” he whispered, and he proceeded to roll against him so he could form the big spoon. As best as he could. What a night. 

They should make this a routine, and Wade was going to make sure of that, no matter the tiny tiny ticklish price his drained body would have to pay. Anything, to play with that sexy, ticklish back again~ Oh yeaaaah.

[alxxbee]

Sorry for bothering you, but I wanted to spread awareness about a user called "appleduckslucisdadgodh1h" who's reposting a lot of Radioapple and Chaggie art. I'm pretty sure your art might be on their blog, too. As far as I saw, though they don't claim the art is theirs, they aren't crediting the original artists.

Oh gosh thank you for telling me 💓💓🙏 I hate reposts with the intent of just getting likes out of other peoples work 🙁 its so grossss

[lightasaghost]

creepo alert block him guys 😭 full prn account its so grossss

[object-yaoi]

i find it verrryyyyy funny when people like/reblog a post from my main with "KINK DNIIII ITS SO GROSSSS EWWWW YUCKY!!!!" esp when its pet/ageplay like. ehehe u like my nasty pervert post i gave you gerrrrmmmsss

[sme-esh]

probably a rlly hot take, but when kids go do the puberty talk i dont think boys and girls should be in seperate rooms. i think they both should learn how each other's bodies work so they wont be grossed out by normal bodily functions. and so we dont get dumbass men on twitter asking if girls can just "hold their period" or being immature about discharge

its normal to be grossed out by your body, i still am a little, but i dont think people should grow up grossed out by it. its normal to bleed, its normal to get hard-ons out of nowhere, and i think younger kids should know that. idk i dont rlly want people learning about the other gender and how they work and being like "ewwww thats so grossss lol (opposite gender) is so weirddd loll"

[ferret-milk]

SPOILERS FOR OSHI NO KO CH 143

Oh god I can’t take it anymore. I know they were separate people before they got isekaied and they still harbor those experiences, BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! AAAAAAAAAGH!!!! I can’t handle this type of incest. They grew up together most of their child hood together as siblings. As fucked up as it was. I don’t get how Ruby can just completely change that. How can she not still see at the very least a sibling. Barf aaaaagh this incest romance is just too much for me. I was fine with them kissing for the movie but the motivation Ruby had behind it is waaaaay too weird. She’s not seeing it as a thing for work but actual romance. ITS JUST SO GROSS AAAAAAAAGH

I like that they act like siblings here so what comes after it is weird

Ew, it’s sweet in a sense but Ruby’s motives behind it are just too weird

I really like this panel. The way aqua is drawn, his expression is similar to that of the doctor. It also really helps to show us how he can’t move on, at least visually.

🤮

OH GOD!!! I may be a little dramatic right now but I just can’t handle it eeeeew. It’s so grossss I cannnt

[transgenderization]

ihad a cool dream it was like. like it was a post death society right and everyone either was half dead and kept alive with these slim metal frames just kinda covering the whole body and then like a metal animal mask over thr face. OR they were completely dead and like a ghost type thingy inhabiting a pile of weird shiny dust that let them walk around and talk like normal right. and the whole dream took place inside like a bulkbuy warehouse and everyone would just come in and work or like buy food and essentials even though like. like no one needs food nobody can eat it. like theyre stocking this warehouse with stuff that hasnt been necessary for like however long just to follow a routine like the whole thing is played normal. nobody mentions how they're basically all undead or w/ever like its just a regular costco. and i kinda spent so long writing that that im forgetting what else happened but i think like ben stiller was there and everyones jobs got shuffled around and he got demoted from a management position and there was a bunch of b-movie jokes based on that right. like completly ignoring the undeath thing and i think yhat kinda rules like i enjoyed it. like there was one bit where he was chewing out some guy for putting out of date cans on yhr shelf and he was like cmonnnnn whats the big deal and stiller was like well. would you want to eat THIS and opens the cap and the camera pans over and its completly empty and the other guys like ewwwwww thatd grossss i get it im sorry. like the whole idea of a society completly deadended just playing along and pretending everything is normal rules like i love that idea. hi also goodmorning