#its so fetch

[deathbirby]

it literally took me until now to realize the Edel stans are calling people "mooners" not cause they're 4chan who think calling Japanese "moon runes" is funny, but because they had to invent their own slurs for Dimitri fans lmfao

stop trying to make mooner happen it's never gonna happen

i have no fucking clue where it came from but i find it so funny they couldnt just say "Dimistan"

like it was RIGHT there

[notthwashere]

the final part!

[macksartblock]

Got anymore dndads / homestuck? 👀

I do and I feel absolutely annoying about it

[millidew]

kiddos

[soupmanspeaks]

I think that it would be really funny, for how proud William is for being British, he just could not for the life of him stomach tea, like he still drinks it but its because he "simply has to" (he's grasping the mug handle with enough strength to cut off the circulation in someone's hand as he's drinking it, mind you) and Michael on the other hand, just, loves tea, and it sparks this petty jealously out of William, because why can his pathetic loser son drink tea and not HIM

and it leads to funny scenarios like -William struggling to stomach some Earl Grey- "Father, you do know you don't have to drink it-" -William throwing the mug at the wall and grabbing Michael by the collar and going:- "YOU THINK YOURE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN ME, DON'T YOU, MICHAEL? HMM? GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC FATHER FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DRINK THE SYMBOL OF BRITISH PRIDE!"

"FATHER I JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT-" "WHY? BECAUSE YOU WISH TO KEEP THAT LEVERAGE ON ME? OHOHO, YOUR SCHEMES WON'T WORK THAT EASY ON ME, MICHAEL!"

[thetechnicolorphase]

silly doggy save me

[thecryptidart1st]

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was...

[toxifoxx]

DOES FETCH COUNT??? FETCH. THE DOGGY.

AHHHHHH!!! GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH!!!! /ref

[thebeigelunatics]

i think for standish's next birthday river and louisa should host an office-wide tournament where they play all of her favourite board games. the losers have to turn their work in on time for a month and stack it really neatly on her desk. i expect standish will win but if she doesn't, the winner is in charge of reminding river to restock the milk.

[dayurno]

it’s hard when people say kevin fumbled jean because unfortunately to fumble someone you have to want them first. :(

[microwave20001]

did anyone else realize that hermie sounds an awful lot like hermes and he stuck around the teens just to trick them with a scam by stealing teeny the teen.

[neteyammeowmeow]

deepseaenegy family as canon'd by color theory...

[moeblob]

I love my dumb OCs so much ...

I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:

Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.

[xxb0ywalk3rxx]

Club for things that pose as dogs and kill people just because they can. I always had this weird crack headcannon where Fetch is literally the only thing that Smile doesn't just look at and say ''Inferior being, I could do better.'' Despite not being a creepypasta, they so close they'd have a youtube channel I think. Way smarter than Jeff that's for sure.

[purrincesskittens]

@muffinlance My six year old nephew is helping me scout out fabric to make a plushie Seal Jerky for when you post the finished sewing pattern and he has picked out the softest fluffiest fur fabric he can find I have the feeling he will be adopting a isopuppy. He has decreed Seal Jerky has to be a fluffy puppy with many legs for hugs and be a rollable ball for playing fetch.

[calicostorms]

"Vivienne doesn't care about other peple" where were you during any of her cutscenes or approvals??? Hello?????