#its real akward now

[saturnplaza]

Got too high, got kissed- am totally fucked- how the fuck am I supposed to go home like this 😭😭

[morallygreychaoticneutral]

Astarion was not a "corrupt" magistrate.

Hello again. Just more opinion about my favorite battle buddy. Warning, trigger words in use. Game spoilers.

It's not quite set in stone that Astarion really was a magistrate, but we are going to go with the idea he was for this thought pocket. Also this is just game as it is now info use.

I don't believe he was corrupt magistrate. There were a few things in the game that called that out, but one in particular really set it in stone for me.

His response to the Ansur lair puzzle regarding justice.

Astarion: “Mercy?! Please. Justice should be a harsh lesson. All the better to deter the next vagabond.”

This makes me think he was a bit of a hard ass as a magistrate, but not corrupt. Had he been dealing dirty in the background I really feel like this answer would have been more dismissive or flippant. But he is pretty intent that this is his stance. Very, iv said this a thousand times, type feel.

I think, he was more of a by the book, law is law type. You murder and rape you swing from the gallows. You steal from a shop keeper, you do time. Period.

My theory is, he got beat up because he wasn't lenient with a member of the Gur that was on trial.

"Leniency?! You have been found guilty of negligence resulting in the death of a innocent! You are owed nothing!"

Could you hear it?

"But he talks about being hedonistic and indulgent all the time. "

Yes, but most patriar level citizens were spoiled entitled brats that did what they desired. Have you talked to some of them in the upper city? Yeeesh.

Was he arrogant? Most likely. Prejudice? Obviously (insert gnomes here). But being a haughty jerk does not make one evil.

Sex, nudity, orgies, parties, over indulging etc are not taboo in Faerun. If everybody is consenting to be being naked in a fountain, hopefully in a private villa garden, its not a crime. He talks about that like its a memory, but I like to think his wine drunk giggly ass was actually in that fountain.

If you want to have a little rabbit hole fun, break down the name. Faerun = Fae Run = Run by the Fae. And last I checked, fairies were always down for some naked in the water time. I mean, come on, you can go to pound town with a bear. (No offence, Halsin.) You think they are going to draw the line at how may wieners you can have in the same pot? I think not.

I think the criminal behavior came after he was turned. Cazador may have been targeting him, but not because they were involved. But maybe due to him looking like his old master Vellioth? And he took advantage of a situation. Who knows, lots of ideas there.

"But he's always getting onto Tav for doing the "right" thing."

Yup, Tav is being too trusting and getting too involved with other peoples problems. Why is this an issue for Astarion? Kindness was what got him entombed for a year. He cared about that sweet mans life and was severally punished for it. Its akin to being mauled by a dog and then watching people just reach out a pet every one they see. The anxiety of that attack is still there and it paints every encounter with its opinion. Danger.

"He's not smart enough."

Oh I bet he is. You can be whip smart at a subject and socially akward at the same time. I'm very good at my job. I know it inside and out and can give you any detail, rule, configuration at the drop of a hat in the most professional and proficient way possible. But ask me to be eloquent in a social situation? HA! You are better off asking a rock to fart. Unrelated.

"But he wants to ascend, and that's evil."

That is more about who is is after years of torment and abuse. Not before.

I think the rogue role was adopted to stay alive while hunting. And what a gods awful fate to be turned into the thing you hated the most. A criminal.

I'm sure Caz was real tickled by that. Expletive Adjective.

[aliceinborderlandsquidgame]

Niragi Dating HCS + NSFW

Warnings: This is Niragi, is walking red flag. However I do plan on making him OOC and focus more about him in the Real world.

Wont write Non/con for him.

He might not appear in the "AIB Boys" Hcs list (maybe sometimes).

I know he is not everybody cup of tea so if you dont like him please scroll away.

NSFW - MDI - +18 - Mention of guns - Slut calling -

♤ Dating HCS

You two probably meet in highshcool during his bullying days.

A case of "You cant be with me because you would get in trouble"

Jokes on him, you still went to him and confessed.

Get ready to be that strange couple of the school. Everybody talks behind your backs but they want a relationship just like you two.

Then when highschool ends you two have to part ways.

And then one day you two casually meet and its akward. Cause both of you have mature so much but still get butterflies in your stomach when seeing each other.

And he changed so much, where is your nerdy boy? Why does he look like a ganster? And why does it turn you on so much?

Brain has stopped.

In short time you are back together and not that much changed between you two.

You two are still nerds, one who works in making games and the other who writes manga.

Powerfull couple.

However he got a new hobby, guns. He likes to go to these places to practice and leave out some stress.

He laughts like a maniac when he makes perfect score

First time you try and fail he is taunting you and then explaining you how to do it.

"Just hold it like you hold my dick"

When did he become a dirty talker you got no idea.

♤ His reaction to you having a stomach buldge + squirting for the first time

Lets says its the first time in years since you two fucked and now Niragi its more confident in his own sexual tricks and needs. So dont get too suprised when you end being overstimulated because it just happens that he saw the stomach buldge and now he cant stop. If you try to tell him to stop thats too much he will take you by the hair and say something like "a slut like you can take it".

Oh and once you squirt over him...next thing you know he is going down on you making you see stars with the cold feeling of his tongue pircing.

"Give me one more princess"

Tag: @stygianoir

[luvingshidou]

YOU DISGUST ME.

....heart to heart???

sae x fem! reader part 1!!

ANGST ANGST ANGST

(sae isn't my fav character but every angst fic I read of him make me bawl)

Growing up with Sae had its perks. Being his neighbour means you could always see whenever you wanted!! Sae also would also always fight with anyone else who would pick on you!! It was like having your own bodyguard. When you were younger and playing with other kids at school, they always made you and Sae the mom and dad, when you asked why they would tease the both of you, saying that you and Sae were gonna get married in the future. You can vividly remember the time when Sae brought you behind a snall tree outside your back garden. He had a white tulip in his hand that he plucked out of one of your mother flower beds he then promised you that when you're older that you'd become boyfriend and girlfriend and live happily ever after.

For the longest time everyone thought you and Sae were dating, you were inseparable, like two peas in a pod. Even you mothers thought you were dating!! As you grew up you could feel your feelings for Sae growing stronger and stronger ever day. That's until Sae got scouted to play for Real Madrid, meaning Sae would have to leave Japan and go to Spain. You were sad when Sae told you that he had to leave and that he won't be back for good while, you almost wanted to plead with him to stay since it would be boring without him but you couldn't, Sae always adored soccer since well forever so you couldn't take this away from him. You remember the day that he left he head for Spain, he stopped at your house before heading to the airport. You remember tearing up and hugging nearly to death. But he looked so happy, but reminded yourself that when he came back, everything would go back you normal.

But still every day that you weren't with Sae was boring, every minute you could feel yourself ageing. You'd always buy bouquets of white topics just so you could feel more connected with Sae. But finally after 4 excruciating years, you finally saw him even though it was completely by coincidental. See you were just walking home after school, when you saw a familiar face, it was Sae, you were almost about to run up to him and his him but that when you noticed, Sae looked cold, his expression was blank and emotionless, he also looked skinnier. God what happened to him in those 4 years when he was playing in Spain???

"Sae???" You called out as you began to walk up to him. "Sae, it's been so long when did you come back???" You ask, a small smile clearly bestowed your face, as you try to push away the worries you were feeling right now.

"Ah, Y/N, I came back a 4 days ago." Sae said but his voice was laced with disdain, it was clear he didn't want to talk with you.

"Ah, shit really??? I can't believe I forgot what day you were coming back." You say laughing nervously, the smile on your face becoming more akward.

"You're still forgetful as ever, I see??" Sae says in a way that just was way too arrogant for your liking. You raised an eyebrow in shock, its been for years since you saw him an he's acting like this???

"Sae, what the fuck??? Its been 4 years since you saw me and your acting like you don't want nothing to do with me???" You blurted out, your akward smile turning into a frown.

"Well, 'cause I don't want nothing to do with you. Y/N you're nothing but a nuisance at this point, you don't matter to me anymore. So can you just fuck off???" Sae scoffs, rolling his eyes in disdain. He was looking at you like you were some sort of deplorable human being.

"Sae I— you fucking bastard. Don't you remember your promise???" You say, it was a bit of a childish thing to say but it was the only thing that you could muster up.

"Y/N what the fuck are you five??? I said that so long ago but you're still caught up about wanting to be my girlfriend are you??? And you're still acting like a dumb brainless bitch. Y/N, you fucking disgust me." Sae exclaims as he began to walk away, not even looking back once.

You stood there for a good 6 minutes processing what just happened, while tears streamed down your face, smudging your makeup, you slowly walked back to your house, tears fogging your vision. Once you got back you ran up to your bedroom, a large clear vase of white tulips sitting on your desk, in frustration you knocked the vase over onto the floor, glass shattering everywhere.

Fuck Sae.

Fuck Sae and his stupid tulips.

Fuck Sae and his stupid shitty promise.

(not proofread tehgeheh😋😋😋)

[justasecretflower]

Hi!!! I am new at your chanel but I just love the way you are writing about Creepypasta!!! So can you take my request? How creepypasta characters (your choice) will react to S/o who is already have a child. But the child isn't scared of them and actually thought they are cool. And sometimes calling them "Mama/Papa". And how they are going to react when the child said that they want to dress up like them at Halloween.

No pressure! If you don't want to do this then that's alright. As long as you are comfortable doing this then it's alright. Have a good day/night ❤️

This is so sweet!:( btw all of the stuff I post has a little emoji showing what fandom it is. To keep things organized I asked in my rules for requests to do the same:) I know you’re new and I totally get that! Just saying if you wanna request again I would use the little “🥀” emoji for creepypasta🤍. Love you, and thanks for the request chérie!

🥀- creepypasta! Characters when their step kids! Dress up as them for Halloween 🤍

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Ticci Toby🪓

- he’ll cry, no doubt about it.

- he didn’t have a good father, so being a good dad to a child that he didn’t even help make wasn’t on his bucket list.. until he met you and you had a kid.

- he doesn’t care, this is his kid.

- he’ll match with them, go trick or treating and carry them on his shoulders, and then he’ll cry in his s/o’s lap about how precious the child is and how he wants another.

- he doesn’t give them a real axe, a plastic one, but he doesn’t play down the axe and tells them to be careful with such a weapon.

- congrats! You’ve unlocked the baby fever version of Toby! Now you have to deal with him bugging you about another kid🤍

Jane the killer 🎭

- a bit surprised

- nonetheless she helps your kid get into a costume to match her look, she’s smiling so hard.

- she calls the kid “my baby” now

- carries that kid everywhere during trick or treating, and then a themed movie night watching nightmare before Christmas.

- never pictured herself having kids, or even one, but spending time with your kid makes her consider adopting your kid

Hoodie (Brian) 🧥

- he’s already an awesome stepdad. He loves your kid with his whole heart.

- before marble hornets happened, he planned on getting married and having kids, so when you brought your kid into the relationship he immediately thought of the kid as his own

- practically throws himself at that kid.

- he’s squealing and getting them a mini mask and hoodie.

- “see? We’re matching now.”

- you end up finding Brian and your kid fast asleep on the couch, your kid laid on his chest, candy wrappers scattered all over the living room and the pillowcase of candy half empty (was it only me trick or treating with a pillow case?..)

Masky (Tim)

- he’s a bit weary about it, thinking that it’ll attract the operator to the kid.

- he’s akward around your kid, but treats them decently.

- when he sees them all dressed up he smiles a bit, its small but soft.

- paranoid when they go out trick or treating, a knife on him just in case…

- checks their candy 😔

- has the kids legs wrapped around his torso and their small arms around his neck the whole time they go trick or treating he is NOT RISKING ANYTHING‼️

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Thanks for reading! I love you all:)

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[httpsdana]

I am guessing that requests are open, If they are not, please ignore

I saw your Rasmus fic, and omg he is so fucking precious. Living sunshine literally.

Can I get numbers 26,27 and 46 from your prompt list with him? Maybe he takes the reader to Denmark to meet his family and he gets jealous because one(or both lol, for added spice) of his brothers get too cozy with her? Friendly ofc, but he still feels akward about it? At the end he talks about it with reader and she reassures him that she only wants him? Hurt-comfort basically

Sorry If it's too specific or not specific enough<3

Danish Love~Rasmus Højlund

*GIF isn't mine. credits to the owner*

weird how i found a gif of him with one of his brothers immediately (I hope this is him so I don't sound stupid). also google said Emil and Oscar are the names of his brothers and that they're twins. I'm sorry if its wrong, but correct me if I am. enjoy <3

you can request from my prompt list

this is my master list

players/drivers I write for

26-"Hold up. Are you jealous ?"

27-"tell me what's wrong"

46-"My mum/dad loves you"

The cold Danish breeze hit their skin as soon as they stepped out of the car. Rasmus and y/n were at the Denmark, so y/n can meet his parents for the first time in real life. They have spoken a few times on facetime but they were already close.

"go on. knock on the door. I'll get our bags" Rasmus ushered her to knock the door, walking back to the car

She raised up her now cold hand, and knocked softly on the door. A few seconds and the door opened, to be met by one of his brothers.

"you must be y/n? I'm Oscar, its nice to finally meet you" he greeted with a smile, making y/n smile back. She shook his hand that was out for her and studied his features that seem to be exactly like Rasmus'

"its nice to meet you too Oscar" she smiled at him, before he let her in and went to help his brother.

As soon as she stepped inside, his mother came with a huge smile and wide arms

"sweetheart. its so good to finally meet you for real. you're even prettier in real life" She hugged her immediately, engulfing her in a warm cozy feeling.

"thank you. its nice to be here with you" she hugged her back, before they pulled away when her husband came.

"hello darling. how are you doing?" he hugged her lightly patting her head when they pulled away. She smiled at him before speaking up

"I'm good. glad to be here. how are you guys doing?" she asked nicely, them smiling back at her

"we've been waiting for you two. speaking of that. where's Rasmus?" his mother asked

"oh he's getting our bags from the car with Oscar" she said

They nodded before his father went to help his sons and his mother dragged y/n with her to the kitchen

"I like y/n. she seems like a nice girl" Oscar told Rasmus, making him look at him weirdly

"yeah she is. when did you two speak?" he asked, ignoring the weird feeling bubbling inside of him

"oh I opened the door for her. she's such a sweetheart" Oscar smiled, before walking inside with two bags in his hands, leaving Rasmus lost deep in his thoughts

He didn't want to feel this way, but the way his brother was smiling was weird. He shook his head and locked the car before walking back to his house

He entered the house, and was met by his girlfriend's laugh from the kitchen. He smiled before walking to the kitchen, only to be met by his brother and girlfriend, laughing at something he hasn't figured out yet.

He furrowed his eyebrows before clearing his throat and getting their attention. His mother was nowhere to be seen and they were alone in the kitchen.

"I see you already met Oscar" he spoke up, some sarcasm evident in his voice, making his girlfriend confused. She was sat on the counter and motioned for him to come closer. He smirked and walked to her, pressing his lips roughly on her for a solid second, catching her off guard.

"ugh that was so unnecessary" Oscar rolled his eyes jokily

Rasmus rolled his eyes too, before turning to his brother.

"if you don't like it just go" he shrugged, making his brother chuckle before leaving

"what was that?" y/n asked, a small smile playing on the corner of her lips

Rasmus shook his head and put his arms around her waist and stood between her legs. He leaned in and closed the distance between them, kissing her lips passionately. Her hand reached to his jaw, while one of his rested on her cheek. Rasmus was about to deepen their kiss before they were interrupted

"ew what the fuck?" a voice said, making them pull away quickly

y/n was met with another blondie, guessing he was Rasmus' other brother

"Emil" Rasmus smiled, giving his brother a small hug

y/n was embarrassed by the situation they were caught in, but when Emil smiled at her she relaxed a bit.

"you must be the famous y/n. not only mom and dad but also Oscar won't shut up about you" he said with a slight laugh, making her laugh too

Rasmus clenched his jaw, rolling his eyes before he walked out of the kitchen with a huff

"what's his problem?" Emil asked, only for y/n to shrug in response

Time Skip

"you know. my mom and dad love you. they literally haven't stopped talking about you since we arrived" Rasmus said, making y/n blush slightly

"I'm glad. wouldn't want them to hate me or something" she joked

"how could anyone hate someone like you" he replied, pulling her closer to him. She smiled and rolled her eyes jokingly, before pecking his lips a few times.

"even your brothers like me. I'm glad they do" she said, making his smile drop. He rolled his eyes and pulled away, making y/n confused

"what's up?" she asked, sitting down next to him on the bed in the room they were sleeping in

"nothing" he mumbled, scrolling through his phone to avoid her tense gaze on him

She grabbed his jaw gently and turned his face to look at him. She stared into his beautiful blue eyes and smiled slightly before talking

"tell me what's wrong" she insisted, making him sigh

"its just...my brothers seem to like you a lot. like don't get me wrong I want them to like you and be close but its just that they seem to be a lot too cozy. especially Oscar" he confessed making her chuckle

"Hold up. Are you jealous ?" she asked with a smirk, making him groan. He covered his face with his hands, to hide his red cheeks

"I'm not...I just don't like what they're doing" he said, still avoiding her eyes. She turned his face again to her, and pressed a kiss on the tip of his nose

"you know I only love you darling. plus I only like older guys, Oscar and Emil are too young for me. In fact I prefer their older brother. he's one smoking hot man" she said, making him laugh

He leaned in and kissed her lightly, before laying his head on her chest. She dropped back on the bed, with Rasmus laying on top of her. She scratched his scalp with her nails, making him sigh in satisfaction.

"I love you sweetheart" he whispered, already falling asleep because of their tiring trip

" I love you more darling. get some sleep. you need it baby"

[blantef]

My Digital Circus theories so far

-The "Digital Circus" is a place for "Users" to Enjoy and Forget about problems. But everything starts to fall when a user confronts those problems, Creating a Program error represented in abstraction. But, if the Digital circus is trully a place to "Forget", its Caine's job that the users don't confront the problem, so his solution is not responding to negative or intrusive "feedback", So he makes coping places, Those being the adventures.

-Caine's is getting a memory leak or no more memory space, that would explained his forgetfulness, by deleting old "memories" or files, since in this episode is showed that he stores a lot of things from NPC's to program Behaviors. Other reason that Caine is glitching is because there are more users than expected, so its loading more information at once, once it decompresses all, by maybe resetting in the Digital Circus or the "Lobby"

-Gangles reason to Enter the Circus: They would be an easy target to enter, a person with high stress that doesnt have time for their own time, so they enter but that doesnt fullfill them, it's just a distraction that they can never leave from the nature of the circus -Ragatha reason to Enter the Circus: Ragatha may grew with a little money, since all the activies she named (dancing, Tea parties, package managing) could be side jobs, and maybe just maybe, she does this to take care of a ranch maybe family ranch, making that her problem and akwardness with people, since all her life and problems surround people. So her reason to enter was a place more casual, without being responsible for once, and finally talk to people. But all those people that she wants to pass 6the time with, have their own problems that she was avoiding for the goal of a place without worries.

-Zoobles reason to Enter the Circus: Zoobles represents something that people already do in the real world, they escape to games were they can perzonalize themselves and be another person "Online". But here in the circus, with time, They are forced to be themselves, theyre problem is the lack of control, from theyre body to theyre Scheduale.

-Before contiuing with the next characters heres my theory behind the corporation: This corporation doesnt know exactly what the program/ Digital circus is. since it can only truly be exprienced from inside and they cant get feedback. from people that somewhat are "teleported" inside (seen by the end of the Pilot Episode (A VR set without a person but with the program still running)) With that also is the reason why caine cant delete or poof off abstraction, since theyre real people and not simple programing.

-Kinger reason to Enter the Circus: Kinger's reason must be from his computer science background, he must had the opportunity to enter the circus as a "Bug" Tester and generally Admin type of people tend to give themselves a cheeky "powerful" name. in this case "Kinger", that's probably why he is the one of the first or oldest of the circus, because he had early access.

-Pomni reason to Enter the Circus: Its reasonable that she could be an intern in the company, since that's why she maybe has a "default skin", that being an intern, Now as an intern she maybe sneak into the System, since she doesn't seem to like or be forced to do things, so her form of doing this is to wander off, but in this place she needs to confront that she cant, but is open to learn and listen, since that is what she singed up for.

-Jax reason to Enter the Circus: Many people say he's an Npc or Hacker (since the name Jax or Hack), But maybe hes a freelancer, and was given the opportunity to Try the cirucs as a first time user since hes "User.001", But since he is the first, he has a whole new perpective to other character, he doesnt know if the others are NPCs and he's still "Testing", thats why maybe hes cruel to other People that he doesnt know the line between real person and fake person. Now his distaste for being controlled maybe is because of his freelancer background, and being under someone is the worst for him. him being in the longest would explain his knwoledge and the nature of the Circus. And my reason why he is the first and not kinger? He knows kinger was there the longest but since he lost his mind Jax is his own alliby.

[clartidk123]

Roast this WIP, i will definetely not have a mental breakdown due to self steem issues. (But really, please at least try to remain positive, im in a really bad place right now.)

Gregory looked down at his brand new stolen Freddy sneakers. Sure, they were stolen, but at least they were fashionable. And they served to distract him from the iminent akwardness he was going to suffer.

It had been three week since him and Tony had last seen eachother. He tried to talk with Ellis, but he was probably not going to talk to him anymore. After all, nobody was going to talk to a murderer. It wasnt his fault, right? He was being controled. But why did he go into this mess?

Focus Gregory. He looked at the sneakers, then at the school’s doors, then at the small classroom he used to go with his. Friends.

He took a deep breath, and continued walking to it.

Then he saw him. Tony was talking with Ellis and some other people. Gregory knew he probably made a report on how he was almost killed by Freddy Fazbear himself, sure, nobody would believe it, but the thought of someone knowing the terrible things he did as Doctor Rabbit was. UnBEARable. God why was he joking now?

He tried to walk past them unoticed, but Ellis saw him.

“If it isnt Doctor Rabbit himself. I am really dissappointed in you man.”

Gregory watched in terror as Tony turned around to see him. “Hello.”

Tony didnt say anything, and just turned around again. To be fair, if Gregory was Tony, he also wouldnt trust him.

Ellis approached. “Look Rabs, Tony wont talk to you ever. You tried to kill him!”

“I know! But i wasnt me!”

Ellis gave a chuckle. “Yeah. Tony told me how you talked and knew everything about us while you were that way.”

“Please, believe me Boots! I wasnt myself. I wasnt Greg! I wasnt real!”

“Tony said you were. And i believe in my best friend, not in a murderer.”  

Gregory was going to becom a willingly murderer if Ellis and Tony continued that way. “He said first im a murderer, how do you know it isnt a lie?”

“Stop trying to playing smart Rabs.”

“Stop. Calling. Me. That.”

“Oh what? You are going to try to kill me again, Mister Redemption Arc?”

Ghregory’s eyes widened, and looked at Tony after he said that. “You really dont believe me right? You really believe i really tried to kill you?”

“Am i not right?”

“Yeah, you are right but...”

“So you admit it.”  

“Stop interrupting me! You dont let anyone talk to you! Everyone needs to be just like the way its perfect to you!”

Ellis looked at Tony, and vice versa, like he was saying that was true. It was time to strike.

“But, look. You are perfect for me. So let me try to be perfect to you.”

The other two continued looking at eachother.

“Look Tony, i think Rab is talking something true and...”

“No.”

Before Gregory could say anything else, the bell rang. He watched powerless as Tony and Ellis walked away from him. He just stood there. He looked at his stolen sneakers again. Freddy was his favorite character, and he was right when he thinked that maybe it would bring him some comfort.

He looked back at the now empty corridor. Crap. He was probably late now. He raced to his classroom, and tried to ignore the person staring at him.

He tried to pay attention to the most boring class in the world, but really, every class that wasnt art and technology related wasnt a big interest to him. So he kept doodling on his notebook.

“Gregory!”

Gregory snapped back momentarily to reality after the teacher called him out. “Yes Mister?”

“Stop doodling your little fantasies and start paying attention.”

Gregory gave a weak nod. He kept thinking about it, and the murders. Now not even Tony and Ellis liked him.

He looked around to see Ellis spinning his pencil, and Tony being completely absorved by the task. Gregory just stared at them until Ellis looked shocked as he looked at him back. Gregory awkwardly waved at him, which made Ellis look at the window. Gosh they really hated him right?

Gregory looked back at the black board, and let a small sigh out. He was probably going to the Pizzaplex after school, after all, he needed to distract himself, and he really didnt have anywhere else to go.

Ellis was probably going to be there, and Gregory couldnt manage to talk to him right now. He just wanted to live a good life, but he was as just bad as that rabbit man from the games.

But alas, he had to do something.

[kagdowo]

Ok to answer your tags. flynn is way too active (involved with the self/ self serving) and way too good at self care to be a seer. (also the idk about you until we've hung out enough and then i'll die for you but i'll never tell you but that's another thing entirely)

a good example of echo project seer would be cameron wilson from arches vn (seer of doom, dersite) or dave halloway (seer of time prospit)

Flynn just has too much of the akward cohabitation with his aspect too much of self imposed rules. and not enough of trying to foster pseudo mage like traits into other to be a seer.

altough yes you are right flynn is the ragest bitch to have ever raged. (you could argue that flynn ending and him spectatulary failing at self care by getting himself killed is a seerish trait. but the devil is in the details. seer hurts themselves with their opposite aspect. by misfiring their twin witch impulse (especially the women) terezi had relationship problems rose was alcoholic etc....

Mage get burned by their primary aspect while gaining instinctive non scholar insigth about it. (flynn get burned by rage when his fury against secrets and lie as well as general skepticism led him to be burned in the mine, murdoch get burned by blood with his abusive familly situation)

all in all flynn has all the akwardness the wanting to dance by their own rules the attuning to his aspect as personal insights of a mages.

i am literally a seer so i know one when i see one. P.S other fvn seers might include cordelia hendricks (seer of hope prospit) porter moore (seer of blood no idea of his lunar sway) and klaus from dawn chorus (seer of void, no idea for his sway either)

omg wow thank u so much for ur reaponse!! this was such a fun breakdown to read, and now that I’ve read it I wholeheartedly agree with u on flynn being a mage of rage.

i always had a hard time conceptualizing / understanding the mage class- like, i understood they suffer from their aspect in some way and in the process gain intuitive knowledge about it, but that was the extent of my understanding.

seers too- like, lmao now that i’m thinking about it i think i had an even looser grasp on seers than i had on mages! i didnt even know about the twin witch impulse stuff, or the stuff about fostering psuedo mages

it all makes perfect sense tho, and i’m a bit embarrassed i never really caught on to a lot of this before (especially embarrassed that i forgot seers were the passive to mages, not the other way around lol)

regardless tho, thanks so much for taking the time to write all this!! i especially love how u provided examples of other seers/mages in other fvn titles. (cameron as a seer of doom is so real but its also such a sad title, which tracks but still 😭)

i gotta ask if u’ve thought about the rest of the casts’ titles? i’ve thought about it a bit, but as shown, i don’t really have the greatest grasp of classpecting so a lot of what i have is really half baked

i think leo is definitely bloodbound and possible a prospit dreamer? or maybe he’s a prince and he’s just mirroring blood so he’s actually a prince of breath? or something?

carl feels possibly space or breath bound? maybe a page too?

jenna is either light or mind? as for class idrk

tj could be either void or hope? void cuz of syd and hope cuz of his faith and how he parallels flynn (lol i know very superficial). and as for his class… idk honestly lol

and chase… idk really lmao, maybe heart? since he’s sort of the heart of the narrative? don’t really know what class i’d give chase either tbh

and the sydney… probably doombound, right? or time, since his death sort of starts the clockdown towards the town’s undoing?

[simpofhans]

short introduction of the OC's in my spin-off Hans fanfic, being at once F3/F4 fan prequel/AU, how I could imagine the plot of the future sequels (but not entirely, that fanfic is a messed up mix of different fanfic genres but... it makes 100% sense in headcanon realm lol)

so :

Freya (30+ years old) - the mayor of Northundel, the desolate, wintery Southern Isles town, being away from the tyranny of King Friedrich and his 12 sons (Friedrich name borrowed from @galaxygolfergirl, earlier I called him Hubert, BUT TF IT SOUNDS LIKE KING FROM SLEEPING BEAUTY AND I WILL NOT INSULT THIS SWEET FUNNY OLD MAN LIKE THIS LOL...), where Hans is saved of being publicly executed. Caring, soft, mother of the group, kind of mysterious, kind and motherly. Red hair, teal eyes (just like Anna's), with a small braid behind her ear. She also hides a secrets that as a mayor of the community, she can't say to anyone. Even Hans, because as a motherly person, she wants to protect him at all costs (Wish reference. that was the only good song in this movie lol).

Anders (21 years old) - Freya's brother, standing lower in town hierarchy, but also, as his sister, trying to protect his home and help its people the best way he can. Bubbly, akward, optimistic, with a talent of cooking and doing extremely delicious homemade food, with a dark brown curly hair and green eyes. The clown of the group, always cheering up the others, with a small gestures.

Diana (23 years old, yup, Hans's age in F1.) - The only woman beside Freya living in her house in Northundel. Snarky, not trusting anyone, loves to argue, overprotective and kind of possesive, with black long straight hair, and blue eyes. She hates Hans because she's somehow afraid what could happen to him if he will leave Northundel, that is only a temporary home to him before he will go on his own adventure, but at her deep, he is madly in love with him from the first time she saw him. She seems cold, but her golden heart is reserved only for specific people, and when she will show it, she's just a lost, traumatized young girl with obsessive need of protecting others, after her loved one died. She's the outcast of the group, unseen and invisible, but with golden heart hidden under the cruelty and cold (you see what I did here, did you? ^^).

Marc (35+ years old) - The only man beside Anders and Hans living in the Freya's house in Northundel (btw his design is slightly borrowed from @pirate-of-the-southern-isles's Burro, with slight changes lol), with a short black hair, beard and brown eyes looking right into your soul. He is the caretaker of the group, and kind of its father, just like Freya is group's mother (Yup, you can ship them. They definetely have something for each other ^^). Strong and massive, but he even doesn't hides his kindness - he is always here to help, extremely caretaking and emphatic of others. He was the first, alongside with Freya, that actually trusted Hans, before Anders, and especially Diana, actually did it. He is good at constructing things, and his secret passion is woodcarving.

And of course Hans, the disgraced prince, who was saved by all of them. And who maybe, will find a new home alongside with them. Or Elsa, which he asks for help later to save magic discovered by him in Northundel. Or maybe with someone and somewhere else? This fanfic is freshly written, and it has nearly 60+ pages now, so you must wait for all your answers.

and also, For the First Time in Forever fanfic is cancelled after 400+ pages. It just... wasn't good enough and the plot was a mess. It didn't felt content and like a real plot, either gibberish plot made into the fanfic. And that fanfic was mainly used for fake laugh so... that one is better. The fact that I'm openly talking about this fanfic now, and not the previous one, says a lot.

So sorry for cancellaction FTFIF fanfic, but I promise, the better one is on the way... with near half of the first act written in a week. While FTFIF was written with a one chapter for two weeks. That says a lot again.

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Being Thor's best friend + Týr's Fiance part 3

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Reader: female | Thor x sister-in-law Reader (Platonic)| Týr x reader (romantic eventually)

Notes: thanks for waiting so long guys.

Warnings: bitchy ass mom w / her bitchey ass friends.

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Týr would be up before you would the next morning, your cuddled in close to him, head barried his chest, his arm drapped around you

The loose shirt you're wearing exposes from your neck to your shoulder, and even a bit of your arm

He thinks you're pretty

And FUCK do certain people know.

Freya. Sif. His mother. The dragon that likes to sneak in and grab food off the counter

Anyone that would listen really

He's sure he's told you

But not really he tends to marvel at you instead

Which causes him to go silent and just stare.

Luckily his hands are warm and when he places one of your bare shoulder you sink into it.

And just casually rubs your shoulder, looking at your tattoos he hadnt seen before

He gets startled when you toss and turn, turning to your other side with your back to him.

He's just glad he doesnt disturb you.

He'll admit he wants to kiss you, but just wont.

Well a kiss on the cheek never hurt no body-

"OH Y/N!" Freyr cheered with a bright smile, slamming the shutters open.

"No!" She shouted, grabbing a nearby pillow and throwing it at him.

"Hey! Someone didn't get laid -" Freyr argued Y/n getting up on the bed, "Shit!"

She jumped out the window barefoot and in a night gown, chasing after him as if he was prey.

Choking Freyr out at the crack of dawn in a puddle of mud?

Absolutely

He rather you be passive, but he cant stop you

Plus, no real damage is being done.

You come back covered in mud.

"Morin!"

"Ah. Good morning..." Týr chuckled, "You have fun?"

Y/n nodded, "Yeah. I think Freyr knows who's better anyhow."

So as the mud dries on your skin you offer him to go take a bath in a near by lake.

He takes you up on the offer.

You both dont think much of it as you walk together carrying your chlothes for afterward.

You only realized what you've asked as you both stand infront of the water.

"You can!-"

"Oh no-"

The two chuckled.

"Neither of us thought this through I think." Y/n laughed.

"No. We didn't."

Shit you might as well at his point.

Luckily you found a tree and hid behind it as you undressed before jumping in the water.

You manage to convince him in but turn your back, giving him the same amount of privacy he allowed you

Soon akward bathing turns into you guys messing around.

Because tbh your a massive child at heart

Throwing water at one another out of all things, till one gives up

Its you

You can't compete with the massive waves he can make with a wave of his arm

By the end of it your cleaned sure, but now exhausted

Both are now dressed. You sit on a log outlooking the lake

"I'll get you next time." Y/n told

"I look forward to it." He responded smiling at her causing her to chuckle and shake her head.

Its already turning mid-day as you guys sit by the lake in peace

You do feel like the conversation does go kinda dry between you two.

Its like there is nothing else to talk about but so much at the same time

The wedding, perhaps, or really- what to do after it...

"Are they expecting a kid out of us?" Y/n pipped up.

"I. I'm sorry?" He asked, confused.

"Our parents. Are they expecting ae have a child together?" Y/n asked, "like immediately. What happens if we hate each other."

"You are very much a delight to me, Y/n."

Y/n sighed, "I just..."

"Y/n." He spoke, she turning to look at him, "When you are ready, you are ready, when you are not, you are not. That is your choice. The greatest wars are often against oneself. The hardest to win is the one where your heart, your gut sides together, but your mind and your upbringing sides with another, your mother in this case."

"Read me like a book..." she chuckled under her bresthe, "thats gonna get tiring real soon you know."

Týr smiled softly at her, he letting y/n lean into his side as he wrapped an arm around her.

"What's your opinion?" Y/n asked.

"I have no opinion." Týr explained, "there's nothing to have an opinion on. Not on your feelings."

"Your opinion about our parents, I mean." Y/n responded

"Oh well, that. That's a different subject."

You felt the safest you have in a very very long time.

And its. Relaxing almost.

He's pretty sure your the god of sleep though, as you fall asleep on him after you had gotten comfortable.

He lets you snooze and soon snoozes himself

He'll admit he's not used to adventures like you take him on: for the laughs and the funs, his are usually go here: diplomacy here and there

When he wakes up a few hours later you're gone

Your mother had snatched you right from his side

You were just having the time of your life with your mother

"You should be glad I am giving you a choice here." Her mother ordered holding the dress up to Y/n's form.

Y/n yawned, pushing it away.

"I do like, it's pretty white is pretty," Her mother smiled, "You'll look to big in it."

Y/n was silent tired still in her eyes.

"What do you think?" Her mother asked turning to her friends.

"Do you want her look pregnant?" One chuckled.

"Are you pregnant dear? Or perhaps you should lay off the meed."

"Yeah and your all whores so I'll take your words with a grain of fuckin salt."

"Y/n." She was scolded by her mother, Y/n, rolling her eyes.

"Disrespectful little twat." Her mothers friend snapped.

"Oh no. Im so hurt. Mama! Tell the bad lady to stop it!" Y/n cried, a smirk painting her face as she walked away, "I'll find a dress on my own."

Unfortunately, your attempt to leave is well, non existant and your trying on multiple dresses.

Your mother ended up picking a white one: just as bland as she is.

You picked a soft red one, its not bold or strong in color, but it's old, older than you, and decorated beatifully.

So while your mother's too busy laughing it up making fun of you, you take it and leave quickly.

You run into your father outside tending his little garden he always did that.

He looked to see you, holding the dress bundled up, ready to run for the hills with it.

"Quickly. Come on." He spoke guiding her along, "lets get it all folded for you to not ruin."

He's quick to rush you into his little shed where he kept to himself most of the time.

He helps you fold it and put it in a handmade sack and handed it to you.

You thanked him.

You and your dad were always awkward in a sense.

He loved you, and you loved him, but your mother always ruined everything

And that caused a rift.

"Go. Quickly." He spoke, "before your mother finds out you've taken it, go now!"

Y/n nodded and rushed off quickly.

When you get back in the room, your starttled by Týr.

How fast he comes at you next almost scares you as well.

"Are you alright?! You disappeared! I was worried!" His words quick, his voice raising with every word which were laced with concern.

Y/n shifted slightly, back against the door, and sack in arms.

He sighs in releif, the sigh visibly easying Y/n.

"I'm... okay..." y/n spoke softly, "sorry..."

"No, it..." he sighed, "I should have not of rushed you in such a way. I was..."

"Worried?" Y/n asked he nodding, "you don't have to apologize for being worried...I should be sorry I worried you so much."

He looked down at her as she looked up at him, soon moving her eyes away from his gaze, just to look back at him and chuckled softly.

"You... do that a lot."

"Hm?"

"Stare." Y/n responded.

"Ah. I." Týr chuckled, his laugh having a flustered tone to it, "I'm sure I have told you before, of your beauty."

Y/n's expression told it all, her lips formed a goofy smile as she looking down in response.

"Oh..uh. my dress." Y/n responded, "for...the ceremony...would you uh...like to see?"

"If you'd like."

Y/n nodded, passing him and making it to the bed to put the sack down and pull out the dress.

"It's uh..red and uh black." Y/n smiled smally, "I liked the sleeves..."

She held it to herself, turning to look at him, "I wasn't going to wear shoes with it...since no one would see my feet anyway. Plus, the cold never really bothered my feet."

A finger carefully grazed the deep v neckline.

"It'll look beautiful on you." He told.

Y/n smiled, looking up at him, her stomach in knots. Face hot to the touch. Her skin glowed and seemed soft as ever. A hand carassed her cheek she leaning into his touch.

"Can I....confess." Y/n spoke.

"Has something gone wrong?"

"I...believe I have....fallen." y/n responded, "for...you that is..."

Týr looked at her, she was concerned, worried. Afraid.

"Y/n." Týr spoke, "I...I..."

"I shouldnt have-"

"No- Y/n-"

"I got caught up I am sorry-"

"I feel the same-"

"Please, don't say that to make me feel better-"

"Y/n." He stopped her, "I feel the same."

Oh. oh SHIT ITS HAPPENING

You kinda don't care what happens to that dress you once had in your hand as you melt into his palm

Bro didnt even have to kiss you before you were melting for him

Kiss him. Kiss him. Kiss him.

He ends up just placing a firm kiss on your cheek, holding your face as he does its so sweet and soft.

His beard tickles you.

And your doing stupid laughter.

He starts laughing too he doesn't know what's funny even.

You guys are having a laughing fit.

And it ends with you both dying on the bed. He looks over at you to have you start laughing again

And you both start up again,

This time he grabs you: softly too, ontop of you as you laugh and smile, crying almost.

"I don't understand!" He laughs, Y/n taking a deep breath to calm herself down.

"Okay. Okay..." she breathes, the smile hurting her face as she looked up at him, "im okay..."

He raised an eyebrow as she started up again.

This wasn't ending any time soon.

But it made him happy, to see you laugh so hard it hurt.

He's gonna be telling anyone about it for days.how pretty it was to just sit there and watch you smile and laugh.

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Tags: @gabedreeam

[lazulian-devil]

For all the SP people:

Ive started Phase 2 (I wont spoil anything) and its genuinely... theres genuinely so much good there? Like. First of all. A dramatic increase in Queerness™. And I mean absolutely visible Queerness. Not anything implied, full on LGBTQ+ stuff, right there. I know people dislike Never but I fucking love Never. Is it weird that Savant and Melchior are technically the bad guys? Yup. But is it cool to have the "I did it for my spouse" trope in gay? Also yup.

I love Omen! Omen is cool. Omen is so akward and I love him for it.

Also, Militsa. Yas Queen. Get yourself a girlfriend.

But reading all these books in such close succesion, theres some real bullshit here as well. The Abyssinia reveal completely takes the energy from Skulduggerys struggle. Steals the gravitas. China is just... yeah. Its a little much. Tipstaff? Hm. I love Sturmun Drang for being vocal but I also know how it will end with him and its weird going into it all that China is just a dictator at this point. Full on magical dictator. There are so many semi-fascist government ideas existent in SP now? And I know thats kind of the point, but I dont know if I wanted Magical Fascism and the whole race debate from the 19th century just vibing in the books.

Then again, Im never a fan of that.

Anyways, just needed to share. Almost done with Book 11!

[zevranunderstander]

i have so many thoughts right now, but if gerudos were real, like, there are so many aspects of their culture that would be way different and its not even just that they dont make sense because the writers didnt properly think about them, they don't make sense because of the explicit desire of the writers to sexualize them and because the assumptions the writers had were so deeply western & christian that they just assumed them to be the default and oughhh i hate it so much

a culture of desert people would not fucking wear silks and expose tons of skin & hair all the time. especially OoT designs make no practical sense? its literally just so that they look hot and the following games kind of kept that design (they didnt appear in a lot of titles afterwards so this wasnt a super established part of the zelda canon, they clearly could have chosen a more practical design for their clothes for botw and totk, but, yk, they didnt)

and like. a society that doesnt really get the concept of "men", Why On Earth would they be monogamous and heteronormative? why would they care about men? like? even if your answer is "for reproduction", why would they strive to be in a *relationship* with a man? like? men arent exactly native to the regions they live in? why would *every* woman hike out to find some dude to date?

and like. i thought it was SO interesting that ganondorf has 2 moms, right? like, even though theyre twin sisters and not a lesbian couple, why WOULDNT a society like that raise children among sisters or friends or as a group, outside of relationships? but the concept never comes up again and they all apparently travel hyrule when they are old enough and look for a husband. (and you know its just like that because they couldnt even *consider* people thinking there was anything gay going on there)

and why would the gerudo make a man their king? thats kinda like if we as a society noticed an intersex person and immediately made them the pope? people usually do not really LIKE people that arent Like Them, and dont just make them their leader? only a person having a very patriarcial worldview (which just DOESNT MAKE SENSE for the gerudo to have) would decide that the only man born would be their leader?

and in every instance where you encounter gerudo talking about men, they clearly see them as weaker than them, like, you see this in so many interactions, that gerudo think of women to be the Stronger Gender, so why does that not apply to male gerudos? like? ganondorf is kind of a Sorcerer Who Has A Sword, so why would a folk of warrior women think of him as inherently superior to them and stronger than them in some way?

why would they even consider one instance of another gender to be something that should be split into a binary and identify it as a different identity than them?? why do the gerudo have a preconceived notion that male gerudos should wear different types of clothes than women??? why does ganondorf have different pronouns??? why do the gerudo have gendered language at all??

and for the newer games specifically, why would the gerudo be so boy-crazy? like, dont get me wrong i genuinely liked that they didnt just make them Tough Mean Women in the new game and allowed them to also be a bit silly and whimsical, but there would have been other ways to do that than making them Literally Obsessed With Men?

i think its fitting that a person who hasnt socialized much with men might be a bit akward and might not know what to say or might not be able to relate to them very well, but then why do they not seem to be bothered by talking to women of other races? i mean, they might be all women but theres probably more reason to be akward around a zora if you never met one than there is reason to be akward around a man if you never met one? does that make sense?

also. why on earth would men not be allowed in their town. WHY do these women go out and find husbands, but then the husbands are not allowed in town, that makes literally zero fucking sense. like i said these people shouldnt really care about gender as a binary in the first place, and instead just maybe be really bad at differentiating between genders. but why would they care that much that men dont enter their town?

like make it make sense nintendo

[probablydinosaurs]

this was originally a twitter thread but mehhhh. the audience of one-two here get my insane venting instead. its 3am. I've had a rough day and I just want to list it out from worst to least worst. sorry if this is venting. again 3am. 1: my sister showed up completely unannounced, and waltzed in a fight with my other sister and her husband at their place. she had good reason to be here (she's homeless and is a fuckin ice age here. that's not a problem. we are glad she went to us for help.)-sadly she's an entitled fuck who begged my dad for cigs when we have NOTHING BUT A ROOF to give. its SCARY how poor we are. She was also VERY TRANSPHOBIC, which was not on my sister's bingo card this year. mainly about trans woman and their "complaining". my already shit sister saying terf shit was not smth i thought id hear. i was very upset about that. i haven't talked to her bc ik if i do, il cry but I've been giving her the silent treatment unless it's akward. 2: i have covid. had symptoms since like the 13th (i joked that i got it for my birthday) and its been a nightmare. i can't sleep. Eating sucks. my nose hurts. i think i blew a blood vessel in my eye. its just been the worst. 3: due to being unable to sleep, im wildly manic at 3am. i have nothing to do and no one to talk to. and im unreasonably upset that people on tiktok think Spongebob is a kid. like boi your face screams "post movie" pleaaasseee educate yourself on cartoon history. he is an adult! 4: after ALLL of this like 7 mins ago, the fire alarm randomly beeped a few times. luckily not a lot but still. stressed me the FUCK OUT. nothing is on. i think bc its the FUCKIN ICE AGE OUTSIDE, the apartment is a TAD too warm (witch its not. my feet are frozen)

5: found out today that scientists didn't start using real menstrual blood on pads/tampons till AUGUST OF LAST YEAR??? WTF WERE U USING BEFORE? That's why pads are always off SOMEHOW. SOMEHOW there's an issue. and tampons never fit right. they have been fuckin guessin for decades 6: my new cat is a needy hoe. I'm used to it but with covid and barely being able to walk/exist, her sweving between my legs is a nightmare. I always have to throw a bottle cap down the hallway just so she doesn't get in my room. 7: been on upsetting media tiktok. why the fuck is there a fandom forming around a vent cartoon about S/A???? like I won't say its bad but that's not a FANDOM THING! yall are fucked up (also it parodies the peewee's playhouse op and that bugs me. i love peewee.)

interlude: my needy hoe of a cat is named peewee (well to my mom, it's now Princess Pipsqueak but thats not a good name to say in frustration as I'm trying to exist down the hallway. also, we thought she was a boi at first and she has a face that looks like paul Reubens's. I still see it. 8: I have used up all the TP and tissues in the house and have been using paper towels to blow my nose, which is roughing up my already red sore nose. I put gold bond on my nose and it BURNED but now it feels smoother. 9: i feel like i annoy people with my Hannibal hyperfixation. i have yet to truly let it spread here but it's EVERYWHERE ELSE. (and il probs reblog this onto my hannibal blog so hiiiii) and yet it feels like no one cares. ik it's a bit niche, upsetting not everyones thing but Ive NEVER loved smth more and it hurts when i don't talk about it I just. want to get someone into it. someone else got me into it and it means a lot. I hope they are doing ok. I'm grateful they gave me my favorite hyperfixation ever. I've littrally never loved anything more. and I've been into a LOT of stuff. i was called annoying by an ex friend because i got into things too much. and to them, "too much" was anything that wasn't "i like this thing. i think this thing is good and cool. lets rp weird incest about it." (i hate my teen years) but like. that ex friend would HAAAAATE by hyperfixatiing now. i have friends to ENABLE ME NOW. 10: just added this one. kinda put two and two together that corp vtubers birthdays most likely aren't their real birthdays. everyone is celebrating a graduated corps bday and yet they moved to another company and like. no birthday in sight. and it feels weird to latch onto their old persona's bday when they are right there with probs a new (and more real maybe) birthday. you can actually go celebrate with them whenever their "new" birthday is and yet you are clinging to the past. especially since they are THRIVING where they are rn and were not happy as a bigger corp.

thats a bout it. thanks if u saw this and read. its ok if you didnt. i just had a LOT go on lately.

[vampireboy2003]

Weekly comic reviews N°1

The book tour, by Andi Watson

Published First in 2019

This book came in to my possession almost by chance. I had some money to spare this month and wanted to spend it on a graphic novel (living lavish, i know) this one, out of all the other ones in the book store that day, looked most appealing to me after a quick sift through the pages. Its fitting then, that the book is all about a guy that gets majorly screwed over by circumstance.

The book tour tells the story of G.H Fratwell, a relatively unknown english author who, upon the publication of his latest novel has to now go on a book tour to promote It. The book tour is a colossal disaster from day one, and on top of that he becomes the main suspect of some murders he didnt commit.

The story is almost simple in its structure, with Fratwell going from bookstore to bookstore, and hotel to hotel, and misfortune to misfortune, all without cracking that very British "politely inconvenienced" face.

Its a very kafkaesque tale, not only in its themes and presentation, but with a lot of references peppered in. For example, the title of Fratwells novel -- "No K" is one of many references to The trial, a short story that this book is clearly inspired by. You can see a very heavy kafka influence not only in the plot itself but the tone of the story, finding humour in the absurdities that Fratwell goes through, and in Fratwell himself almost perpetuating some of the things that happen to him by wanting to not inconvenience whoever It was that was making him miserable at the moment. It is a book ultimately about Fratwell and his downward spiral, as he realizes no one around him really cares about him, his book, or wether or not he killed a woman. I wont spoil the ending here, but make sure to be prepared If you like things neatly tied up. The ending DID work for me, and it kind of gets me reflecting upon the work and making me want to read again, which is good!

The art also wraps around the story pretty perfectly, with very simplified designs for every character (especially our main character) and more detailed backgrounds and buildings. It is pretty to look at and delicately drafted, and gave me the feeling that the street itself was swallowing up Fratwell, while providing a lot of character to all of the generic european towns and bookshops he visited. One of my favourite sequences in the novel is the opening one, where we see a character arriving in town through a lot of big wide pannels of cityscape. It reminded me almost of a movie, and in fact the timing displayed throught the whole story is really tight, this being not only pacing, but the pannel-to-pannel and page-to-page timing that really makes you feel those akward situations Fratwell puts himself in, and even the timing of the "jokes" the book has.

Ultimately, while i could write a lot more about the themes and overall message of the story (its pretty dense and would take me at least another re-read), its a light read that one could do in a rainy afternoon. It IS quite derivative of Kafka, but in a way that didnt bother me as someone who didnt really know all the references going in (but might bother someone who does for all i know) id definately reccomend this if you want a real dream-like experience, where in the end you can really chew on the story for a while.

I give It

7 kafkas out of 10.

Thanks for reading and make sure to tune in next week where i will read uhhh another comic.

[vikingost]

Part 4 of my Landskap oc series! (Now with picture!)

This part is dedicated to Härjedalen,my absolute fav cause its where im from :DDD

Härjedalen is a boy who is slightly above avarage in height,and is also rather skinny.He has fairly long brown hair and hazel eyes,aswell as rather pale skin that looks more tanned than it actually is due to him often being covered in dirt.

He is physically around the age of 6-7,but both looks older than he actually is and acts younger sometimes.

He likes to dress in either the style of Adam Sandler,or as a viking.He constantly also likes wearing a bear skin cape,which is still being debated whether or not its real..

He also has a lot of scars because he gets himself injured way to often,by for example climbing trees,using knives,trying to start fires,thinking that boars are friendly cause they arent carnivores,the list goes on- (Most of these injuries are based off ones i got as a child lmao,dont pet boars kids.)

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Härjedalen is a rather akward boy who is non-verbal (*cough* autistic *cough*) unless he’s in trusted company,which is mostly his sister.He rarely thinks before acting which can land him in trouble.

He fondly remembers his founders,and has a slight hyperfixation on the viking age and norse mythology.To this day he swears that he does not believe in any of the old norse vaesen (despite being one of the few that can see them) but he still does things to not anger them.Just in case yk..

He can be very expressive even when using gestures to show what he means.

he enjoys using his reputation as a sparesly populated landskap and the fact that he is often overshadowed by his sister to hide how odd he really can be (If you are ever in härjedalen,check if something called bykampen is gonna happen soon,its a once a year sports competition between some villages and its the most entertaining shit i swear-its like a drunk finn made the sports.)

Härjedalens best friend is his sister jämtland,but he can occasionally get along with trondelag and Dalarna.He and his sister both get along better with norway and his landskap (idk How to say it in norwegian-) because of How long they belonged to norway,and to this day Härjedalen has yet to get many friends.

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Härjedalen’s Favorite animal is the bear! (He also has the worlds largest wooden bear,at around 80 tonnes and over 10 meters..)

His favorite flower is the flowers of the cloudberry,and his favorite color is green,just like his sister.

His favorite food Also includes swedish tunnbröd,just like his sister,however,Härjedalen enjoys tunnbrödrullar,which is swedish tunnbröd with mashed potatoes,hotdogs and various toppings which is rolled into a roll (Mm yes,the floor is made out of floor).

His intests include hiking,climbing trees,looking at animals,trying to catch said animals and failing,carving wood and watching cartoons (He deffo likes Alfons Åberg).

He also likes picking berries and mushrooms,however,he has on several occasions nearly eaten deathcap because he thought they were edible.

Overall,Härjedalen is a sweet,accidentprone boy who has little to No social life!

(next part is a mystery ooooooh)