#its pre-owned and has a FEW blemishes here and there

[rexscanonwife]

Ok new poll time even though my mind is lowkey made up already

[neiljohnsblog]

The Ultimate Guide to Buying a Used Car in Llandudno: Check The 5 Important Factors

Purchasing a pre-owned vehicle has the potential to be a wise financial choice, particularly if executed correctly. In Llandudno, the market for approved used cars offers a wide array of choices, making it a prime location for finding your next vehicle. However, with so many options available, it's crucial to know what to look for to ensure you make a wise investment. This guide will walk you through the five most important factors to consider when buying approved used cars in Llandudno.

1. Vehicle History

One of the most critical steps in purchasing an approved used car is understanding its history. A car’s past can significantly influence its future performance and reliability. Below are a few key elements to examine:

- Accident History: Ensure the car hasn’t been involved in major accidents. Look for records of any substantial repairs, as these can affect the car’s longevity and safety.

- Service Records: Consistent maintenance is a good indicator of a well-cared-for vehicle. Check for regular oil changes, tyre rotations, and other routine services.

- Ownership History: A car with fewer previous owners is often preferable. Multiple owners in a short period might suggest underlying issues with the vehicle.

- Mileage: Lower mileage often means less wear and tear, but it’s essential to consider how the car was driven. Highway miles are typically less taxing than city driving.

By obtaining a comprehensive vehicle history report, you can avoid potential pitfalls and ensure you're making an informed decision.

2. Mechanical Condition

Before purchasing an approved used car in Llandudno, it’s crucial to thoroughly inspect its mechanical condition. Here are a few essential areas to prioritize:

- Engine: Check for any unusual noises or signs of leakage. A well-maintained engine should run smoothly without any noticeable issues.

- Transmission: Ensure the transmission shifts smoothly and without delay. Automatic transmissions should shift gears seamlessly, while manual ones should have a responsive clutch.

- Brakes: Test the brakes for responsiveness and listen for any unusual noises. The car should stop smoothly without any vibration or pulling to one side.

- Suspension: Drive the car over bumps and turns to test the suspension. The ride should be comfortable, and the car should handle well without excessive bouncing or swaying.

- Tyres: Inspect the tyres for even wear and sufficient tread depth. Abnormal tire wear may indicate alignment problems or issues with the suspension system.

Consider having a trusted mechanic perform a pre-purchase inspection to identify any potential issues that might not be immediately apparent.

 3. Exterior and Interior Condition

The general state of the car's exterior and interior can offer clues about the level of maintenance the vehicle received. Here’s what to look for:

- Exterior: Examine for any evidence of oxidation, imperfections, or blemishes. Minor imperfections are expected in used cars, but extensive damage might indicate poor upkeep.

- Paint: Look for consistent paint quality across the vehicle. Differences in colour or texture can suggest previous repairs.

- Windows and Lights: Ensure all windows, mirrors, and lights are intact and functional. Check for any cracks or fogging in the headlights and taillights.

- Interior: Inspect the upholstery, dashboard, and other interior surfaces for wear and tear. Seats should be comfortable and free from significant damage.

- Electronics: Verify the functionality of all electronic components, such as the radio, air conditioning, and navigation system, to confirm proper operation.

A well-maintained exterior and interior not only enhance the car’s aesthetic appeal but also its resale value.

4. Price and Value

Understanding the market value of approved used cars in Llandudno is essential for making a fair purchase. Here’s how to evaluate the price:

- Research: Use online tools and resources to compare prices of similar models with the same year, mileage, and condition. This will give you a foundation for what you can anticipate.

- Negotiation: Feel free to discuss the price and negotiate without hesitation. Sellers often expect some bargaining, so aim to get the best deal possible.

- Total Cost of Ownership: Consider additional costs such as insurance, taxes, registration, and maintenance. A seemingly good deal might not be as attractive once these expenses are factored in.

- Financing Options: If you’re financing the purchase, compare interest rates from different lenders. A lower interest rate can save you a significant amount over the loan term.

By thoroughly researching and considering all costs, you can ensure you’re getting the best value for your money.

5. Dealer Reputation

Choosing the right dealer is as important as choosing the right car. Here’s what to look for in a reputable dealer:

- Customer Reviews: Explore feedback and recommendations from past clients. Positive feedback can indicate a trustworthy dealer who provides good customer service.

- Certification: Look for dealers who offer certified pre-owned vehicles. These vehicles frequently include warranties and have been subjected to comprehensive inspections.

- Transparency: A reputable dealer should be transparent about the car’s history, condition, and pricing. Avoid dealers who are unwilling to provide detailed information.

- After-Sales Service: Consider the after-sales services offered, such as warranties, service packages, and return policies. These can offer extra reassurance.

Selecting a reputable dealer can make the buying process smoother and more reliable, ensuring you end up with a high-quality vehicle.

Conclusion

Buying an approved used car in Llandudno can be a rewarding experience when approached with the right knowledge and preparation. By considering the vehicle history, mechanical condition, exterior and interior condition, price and value, and dealer reputation, you can make an informed decision and drive away with confidence. Remember, a well-researched purchase not only saves you money but also provides peace of mind knowing you’ve chosen a reliable vehicle. Happy car hunting!

[thetravellingvagrant]

Day 6: In Which I Somehow, Despite All Odds, Do Not Die.

My bus to Seville today departed an hour later - at 10am - and from 25 minutes less of a commute than it had from Lisbon, two days prior. Somehow, however, like an expanding foam, entirely filling whichever container it was schooshed into, except made of procrastination instead of foam, I found myself leaving the apartment with little time to spare; a tacky set of underarms - the morning shower being the first unnecessary addition to my schedule to face the cull; and just a hint of panic in my step.

I dropped into the next door supermarket to get some lunchtime supplies for the trip ahead, which I am glad I did as they proved invaluable later on, but they were sold to me by the slowest fucking checkout lady that has even lived on this earth and, I'll be honest, that did nothing to assuage my anxiety.

I waddled my heavy bag and tired soul the requisite nineteen minute walk to the bus station with some haste, however, and pleasingly found myself there with over ten minutes to spare. Just. What was I even worried about? Nothing, that's what.

Less pleasingly, I noticed that my bus was not on the departure board. I had read some absolutely dogshit reviews of the company with which I was due to travel, Alsabus, which included a number of reports of buses just not showing up. Steeling myself, like the big brave boy I am, I decided to just...ask.

“Is from here. No fixed number so is not on the board, but is here.” The lady behind the counter who was either quite friendly or already pre-emptively absolutely done with my shit and I couldn't tell which, told me.

“Oh-bree-gaddo” I replied, butchering her language and pushing her opinion of me firmly into the “done with shit” camp.

I sat for a few minutes, my fear of being stranded in what is genuinely a fairly disappointing place assuaged somewhat, until, to my mild surprise, my bus pootled into the station, three minutes early and with actually quite good signage describing its route, so I didn't have to peer awkwardy through the front window or talk to anyone to check.

Once aboard the bus, which I might even describe as “reasonably pleasant”, and had, of all things, an in-built entertainment system in the backs of each seat

... "Entertainment"

which I absolutely did not use due to a potent mix of having brought my own entertainment, a nasty case of screen-glare and an intense and pervasive disinterest in every single title it had on offer. Still, it was a nice touch.

The journey, which ended up taking an hour less than I had thought due to the time difference between Portugal and Spain, was, as I say, fairly pleasant, with only a couple of exceptions...

The first came in the form of a young-ish feller, who decided that 10:30am was the perfect time to wolf down a breakfast of an entire punnet of strawberries, a can of Monster energy drink, no less than four hard-boiled eggs and a carafe of bin-juice, which, yes, if you're keeping score is the most pungent series of things it is possible to ingest while on a hot bus. He then, after finishing this meal which would make someone with even the scantest interest in his wellbeing take him to one side to quietly ask “is everything okay at home?”, decided that he was neither sated, nor satisfied in offending only one of my senses and duly opened a huge, incredibly crunchy bag of crisps and chewed through he entire thing, one at a time, entirely with his mouth open. I decided that it was too early in the morning to be as furious as I was, however so being the bigger man, I put my headphones in, breathed into my jacket for the net three quarters of an hour and periodically kicked the back of his seat, quite hard. Problem solved.

The second blemish on the trip came in the form of a pair of old English couples (that a pair of old couples from England – Beowulf didn't get on board or anything like that), who hopped on board what I have to stress was a mostly empty bus

Sit somewhere else!

and immediately demanded that four happily settled people move seats because they were sitting in the ones assigned to Carol and Darren and Tony and other Carol. To the best of my knowledge you cannot book specific seats with an Alsabus ticket, meaning that their seats were randomly assigned and they had paid no extra for them. They had also boarded at the penultimate stop of the route and so could be confident that no one was going to get on board later and make them move, but still, they all insisted in their broad Essex accents, that four people get up an move for them, rather than just...sitting somewhere else.

Literally anywhere else!

I also had been sitting in the wrong seat, owing to my assigned one being occupied by a Portuguese couple that, I'll be honest, I did hate, though for entirely unrelated reasons. This meant that the true owner of my seat, who had just been displaced by the Karen-Squad was left roaming the bus, whispering “seat twenty one...” to himself, while looking for his spiritual home, like Moses in the desert.

“Oh, 21 is here” I said, indicating the seat I was in.

“ah” came the reply

“...Do you want me to move?”

The man surveyed the thirty or so empty seats that remained. He scoffed.

“...No, it's okay” and with that, just took an empty seat across the aisle from me, lay down and immediately fell asleep. That's how you be chill. Take note, everyone from Essex, probably.

The rest of the trip passed without much of a to-do and soon (much sooner than I expected but I mean that in terms of the length of the journey and not the actual time of day and it's important that I note that now for clever foreshadowing reasons, okay, bye) I was papped out of the bus and into the Plaza de Armas bus station, which was the bus station that I wanted to be dropped off at, but not the one that Alsabus had advertised that they would drop me off at. A boon for me, yes, though I have two more trips with Alsa booked for the remainder of this trip, which now has me slightly worried.

I checked the time. About an hour and a half to spare until the agreed-upon check in time at my new accommodation which I had agreed upon with the host, Carmen, and I note that now only for clever foreshadowing reasons, okay, bye. I also checked google maps. An hour and a half to walk to Carmen's apartment? Why that fits so neatly that it would foolhardy NOT to do it... (...clever foreshadowing etc etc)

And so I walked. First across a nice bridge and through a reasonably attractive business park - Y'know. As far as business parks go

...Phwoar...

before...I stood at the side of a motorway. A motorway I needed to cross and which was incredibly busy and also barricaded off. I checked my maps – this is where it wanted me to go, alright. Cool. Google Maps is drunk; that's helpful.

I backtracked for a full five minutes before I found an underpass, not noted to have existed by google, to take me through. I passed under, walked a few hundred feet and found myself on the dirt path leading underneath a bridge. I needed to be on top of that bridge. Google was instructing me to clamber up the muddy bank at its side. Google, my guy, what are you doing to me, here?

I clambered, sliding and slipping backwards the entire way, my heavy bag bringing me quite badly off balance until I finally reached the top. With one last triumphant step, I hoisted myself onto the tarmac once more and tweaked my opposing knee so badly in the process that I actually yelped out loud. It's okay though, no one was around to hear it – no one else would be stupid enough to walk this route.

“Okay” I reasoned, “I'm back on an actual, walkable surface now; this will be fine”. And it was. The Sevillian motorway on which I traipsed had both a lane for cars, one for bikes and those fucking electric scooters that everyone hates and a third for pedestrians.

“See? I'm clearly supposed to be walking this way” I reassured myself, internally. “They wouldn't have built a pedestrian path if – oh.”

The path ran out. Very abruptly, without warning but with several hundred meters still to walk. I considered calling it a day and jumping on a bus or tram or something, though a quick google told me that I was now beyond the point of the trip where being saved by public transport was a possibility. So I trudged sadly onwards. Walking in a fucking storm gutter.

Sick.

Eventually I peeled off and down some sketchy-ass dirt road that led along the side of the motorway

Ahh!

which eventually led me into a sort of...junkyard, or perhaps a mechanic's compound from a film where the trespassing character whom I would be playing's remains were later found fucked in a bush.

AHH!

The compound was also full of unchained, though mercifully friendly packs of Alsatians, who swarmed around me with great interest, which, if I'm honest, I did not like.

I, frankly, could not believe that Google Maps had, in earnest, suggested this fucking nightmare of a route to me. I have never regretted not getting a bus more in my life. Or at all to be honest, buses are terrible. But still, this time especially. I checked how much of the walk I had supposedly done. 35 minutes. Fuck me...

I sighed as best I could with the withering weight of my rucksack crushing my shoulders and lungs and plodded on. Straight into some kind of ramshackle riverside traveller camp.

AHH!

What the fuck was this route?! Every step I took detached me further and further from reality. I half expected to round the next corner and be met by a flying horse or a friendly bus-driver; both equally unlikely and honestly, both equally needed by my creaking bones.

I didn't meet a flying horse, or a friendly bus driver, however. I turned the next corner and was instead accosted by an aggressive donkey, who charged at me, forcing me to jump down the side of a muddy river-bank to escape. This is not a joke.

Twenty meters or so up the river, I pulled myself back onto the road, hoping that the raging mule had lost interest in me. He had – sort of. He still stared directly into my soul, presumably while going “nyerrr...” and shaking its hoof, but also was too far away from me to be bothered coming over to try to kick my head in.

Now back on track, the rest of the route stretched out ahead of me appeared to be a pretty ordinary riverside walk. I couldn't see any boggy fields or abandoned fairgrounds that I would have to walk through. Just a fairly pleasant 45 minute walk and I would be there. Then it started raining.

I walked, miserably, for the remainder of the journey, equally peeved by the rain and the near unbearable strain that my bag was placing on my shoulders and lower back until finally, I found myself around ten minutes away from Carmen's house. I stopped to sit down, have a cry and message her in a nearby park. My phone buzzed as soon as I took it out of my pocket. It was from Carmen.

“Please remember it is one hour more in Spain than Portugal, please tell me if you will be an hour later than you said before you arrive. I am not home”

It appeared that Carmen had decided on my behalf that I was going to not have taken account of the time difference between the two countries. I had. (Or rather Alsabus had...) and just assumed that I would be an hour later than I said. I wasn't. I was right on time. Sighing, I replied.

“About fifteen minutes from the apartment, but no rush!”. I did not mean that, though. I meant very big rush. Please come back immediately and let me inside your house so I can have a nap.

“Please find a cafe to have a coffee in, I will head home now” came the reply, fifteen minutes later, as I stood outside her front door. Cool. Cool cool cool.

I hobbled, unhappily into a nearby park and ate the remainder of my lunch in the rain, waiting for her to return. Eventually she did and I was let inside without any further muss or fuss.

Annoyingly, Carmen was incredibly pleasant and apologised profusely for not letting me in right away, apparently due to her needing to be at the hospital where her sick mother was being kept. Obviously that's fine and I'm immediately not angry any more, Carmen. You dick. You very pleasant dick. God.

I collapsed into my room, which was really quite nice and had proper industrial black-out blinds which really make the room properly pitch-black and are an absolute game-changer in terms of the quality of sleep I have been able to get since being here, and immediately napped for an hour and a half.

Awaking, absolutely terrified in complete darkness to the incredibly loud noise of a nearby rumba band performing at the bar across the street, I groaned myself back awake and sat up. My back and shoulders screamed at me

“you big fucking idiot, why did you walk for an hour and a half in the rain with that fucking bag?” they asked. I did not have an answer. It was a bit thick. My knee also screamed,but much sadder, and longer.

I wanted nothing more than to go back to sleep, but I decided to be very brave and to get up and watch a film for a bit. Heroic. That's how I'd describe it.

Before long, though, I was hungry. I needed to go out to a nearby supermarket and when I was there, I needed to get stuff that came pre-packaged and ready to it, Carmen not being overly willing to share her kitchen with guests which I did not realise until I arrived.

As it was earlier, Google Maps remained pissed out its little nut on this outing. It attempted to drag me first through some entirely unlit, gated off waste ground

Fuck _off_ Google...

And then expected me to just walk through traffic, across a motorway roundabout

Oh come on!

I searched for a way across that wouldn't result in my death for close to ten minutes, before finally giving up and turning back home; I didn't need dinner. Dinner is a luxury.

It was then, though, that I noticed – again, entirely unmarked by google maps – a small, poorly lit bridge across the river of cars, some hundred or so meters down the only road I hadn't checked. Sighing, realising I'd have to stay out for quite a lot longer, I crossed it and found myself, before long, in a Lidl. What a reward.

As it turned out, buying pre-packaged stuff in Lidl wasn't especially easy. I couldn't find any salad pots or ready made sandwiches or...really all that much that wasn't canned or frozen, so in the end, after close to forty minutes traipsing around the store, getting increasingly frustrated by everyone around me steadfastly refusing to get out of my way, I left with...some sandwich ingredients and a little box of doughnuts. Absolutely worth it.

My little idiot body having been thoroughly smashed against the rocks, I returned home on broken little leg pins, ate a sad sandwich dinner, farted around not doing all that much for a little while and then, very very gratefully indeed, got back into bed and slept, if I may say, like fuck.

[cudan2]

One Last Surgery

Spring Break Shadowing Part 5.1

Carlisle Cullen x Reader

Word Count: 2,043

Summary: You finally find out the reason for going to the children’s hospital, but you’re more distracted than usual today and Dr. Cullen can tell. 

A/N: Tell me why part 5 of SBS takes up over half of the whole series? I’ve had this sitting in my drafts for 5 months because I keep adding more to it smh. Now it’s too long so I’ve decided to split it up into 3 parts (in addition to parts 6 and 7). I’m making the final edits the rest of this part now - 5.2 should be posted in like two days.

Anyways, this is technically the beginning of  #1 and #2 on my headcanon list.

Masterlist

XXX

Morgan Stanley Children’s Hospital is only across the street from Doctor Cullen’s office, but it seems to take forever to get there. You trail the doctor like a lost puppy through a skyway and a series of corridors before eventually reaching the right building. Different is definitely an understatement.

Gone are the linoleum-tiled floors, the abstract paintings lining the hallways, and the stark white walls. Instead, there are bright colors everywhere you look. Artwork featuring various galaxies and planets scatter throughout the hospital, and giant stars are imprinted along the floors; even the whole atmosphere just feels different.

You don’t get much time to analyze the differences though. Doctor Cullen is wasting no time to reach the destination, and his long legs aren’t making it any easier to keep up.

“Not that I don’t like surprises, but any chance you can tell me what we’re doing in the children’s hospital now?”

“Impatient, are we?” Doctor Cullen chuckles. He stops at an elevator and pushes the up button, only giving into your question once he catches a glimpse of your pout. “Alright, you win. Are you familiar with a cleft palate or cleft lip?”

The elevator dings, the doors sliding open with it. You shake your head no and get on the elevator with him. He presses the button for the floor and then leans against the wall, arms outstretched on the handrail, and gives you an explanation. 

“A cleft is a gap or split occurring in the roof of the mouth, upper lip, or both. It is due to improper joining of the tissue during fetal development. There are no definitive known causes as of right now, but it’s believed that the environment and genetics can play a role.

The hospital has its own craniofacial team, but I was asked to join this particular case given its more complicated nature. Hanna became one of the first patients I treated when I came to Columbia,” Doctor Cullen finishes fondly, a smile gracing his lips.

“What makes this case complicated?” you ask.

“Hanna was born with a bilateral complete cleft lip and palate, meaning her lip cleft is two-sided and continues into her nose. It took quite a few surgeries to repair the lip, but now the next step is to repair the palate.”

The elevator reaches the floor and dings. You follow Doctor Cullen out and continue prodding him with more questions, which he is more than eager to answer. It’s incredible how knowledgeable he is. Granted, it is his job to know these things, but you couldn’t begin to imagine yourself being able to even scratch the surface of these topics, not to mention give a mini lecture on it.

You’re soon standing at the door to a patient room while the doctor asks Hanna’s parents if you can observe. They readily agree, and Doctor Cullen motions for you to come in.

Inside the room, you see an infant that can’t be more than a year old – Hanna.  She’s sitting upright on the bed, leaning against who you assume to be her father. You notice two fading scars going up into her nose above her lip. Her mother is waving a stuffed toy around her, but Hanna’s attention is fixated on the blonde doctor.

“Y/N, allow me to introduce you to Hanna’s parents, Anthony and Linh Pham. And this is Doctor Giselle Adamou, who will be working with me on the surgery,” Doctor Cullen gestures to the older doctor in the room.

“It’s nice to meet you all,” you say politely.

Pre-op goes differently than what you’ve gotten used to observing this week. There is no case presenting given the lack of residents on the case. If anything, this is what you would expect out of a non-teaching hospital.

Doctor Cullen re-explains the procedures to Hanna’s parents, but halfway through, Hanna crawls to the end of the bed where Doctor Cullen is and attempts to stand, arms outstretched as if to say, “Up! Up!” Bewilderment is not a word you would have associated with him, and yet you catch the brief widening of his eyes that betray his usually calm demeanor.

“I think she wants you to hold her,” Linh comments.

“I can see,” Doctor Cullen muses. “Do you mind?”

“She’s all yours.” Linh picks her daughter up from the bed and hands her to the doctor. The sound of Hanna’s elated laughter fills the room, and you can’t stop a small smile from appearing on your own face. A cute baby and a gorgeous doctor? You don’t know who to thank for the sight.

Meanwhile, Hanna starts playing with various pens in Doctor Cullen’s breast pocket while Doctor Adamou continues where her colleague left off. You try to pay attention, you really do. Like Hanna though, your attention lies on someone else, and that someone else happens to be Doctor Cullen.

The more you study him, the more the minute features you never noticed about him before seem to pop out to you. Under the bright fluorescent lighting of the hospital, the dark purple circles under his eyes are more apparent than ever. How ironic for the preacher of health to lack sleep himself. His eyes, which you normally consider to be a vivid golden, are darker than you initially thought them to be. They are liquid pools of dark amber, speckled with dustings of gold and flecks of black. There isn’t a single blemish on his face that you can see either, further confirming your belief that this man is truly the most attractive person you have ever met. Either that or he must have one hell of a skincare routine.

It’s unnerving how young his appearance is. Skincare and diet can only do so much for a person, right? Doctor Cullen has to be at least 35 at the minimum, yet he could easily pass off as someone from your own school.

“Any last minute questions?” you hear Doctor Adamou ask and snap back into reality. By missing nearly everything the older doctor talked about, you already know you’ll be so screwed if and when Doctor Cullen decides to interrogate you on this case.

Neither parent has anything left to say, so Doctor Cullen gives a reluctant Hanna back to her mother. She lets out a cry and his expression softens.

“I know, sweetheart. I’ll miss you too, but I need to get ready for your big surgery, okay? I promise you’ll see me again in a few hours.” His soothing voice does wonders for her. In an instant, Hanna quiets down and her frown is replaced with giggles and smiles again. She waves the two of you off, and you both take your leave with Doctor Adamou trailing behind you. You’re not even halfway out the door yet when Doctor Cullen starts testing your knowledge again.

“Y/N, what procedure will we be doing to repair Hanna’s cleft?” 

You do not have this one in the bag whatsoever. You wrack your brain for information that could help you, but Doctor Adamou interjects before you get a chance to say anything.

“Why does it not surprise me that you’re treating students like interns already, Carlisle?”

“I am merely advancing the education of next generation’s doctors,” he responds.

“Whatever you say,” she laughs. “Don’t scare off Y/N though, or we won’t have any doctors left in the next generation.” She turns to you after picking up files from a nearby counter and says, “You come running to me if he pushes you too hard, alright?”

You grin. “For sure.”

“Good. I look forward to seeing you both in the OR,” she says before heading off.

You like Doctor Adamou. Each surgeon you’ve met here so far has had such different personalities, yet each also has the charisma and confidence to take control of a room and command respect. You, on the other hand, could barely get your own friends to listen to your own words. How are you ever going to get on the level of all the amazing doctors around you?

“She saved you there,” Doctor Cullen comments, leafing through Hanna’s charts as he walks you into an empty elevator to the operating floor. Oops, it’s just your luck that he noticed your lack of attention during the pre-op. “It’s unlike you to be distracted. Penny for your thoughts?”

The elevator doors shut, and he looks up from the chart, his eyes falling onto yours. He has that twinkle in his eyes again – the one that brings warmth to your cheeks and could make anyone weak in their knees. You know it’s silly, but a single look from him could make you spill any of your deepest and darkest secrets, yet a part of you also knows that he would keep it. You’re not naïve – you know it’s dangerous to put so much faith into a man you only met this week – but there’s something about him that told your instincts to trust him from the very beginning.

Call it intuition, or maybe it’s just plain stupidity, but you sure as hell aren’t going to tell him about how you got distracted because of his pretty face.

You hesitate for a moment and let out a sigh. “How do you do it?” He quirks a brow, momentarily perplexed, and you attempt to find the right words. “How do you make all of this look so easy? How do you know what the right thing to say is? Or trust that what you’re doing is even right? How did you know if this was all meant for you? This is really dumb, but it seems like everyone here was born for this job, and then there’s... me.”

There’s a slight sense of dread starting to form in your stomach. You’re unsure if what you asked even made any sort of sense and wonder if you gave too much away. Giving any reason to second guess your abilities is like digging your own grave when it comes to this career. Expressing uncertainty is one of the biggest taboos of the cutthroat world that is pre-med because schools would not accept students that aren’t absolutely, totally, and completely sure about this path.

You’ve wanted this for so long, yet there’s still a part of you that doubts if you would be enough.

Rather than going straight to gowning and scrubbing in for the surgery, Doctor Cullen grabs your hand and leads you down to an abandoned hallway, only letting go once the two of you are hidden in an alcove away from any prying ears or eyes.

“What are you doing? Shouldn’t you be getting ready for surgery?”

“We have a few minutes to spare. Y/N, please know that I understand how you feel,” he says softly. “There was a time when I questioned my own abilities as well… whether my perseverance could overcome adversity. It took quite some time to reach where I am today.  However, without enduring those trials and tribulations, I would not be here. With time comes experience, and it is that experience that allows me to perform my job the best I can.”

His voice reminds you of a gentle breeze, rustling the leaves of a tree on a cool summer night when he continues speaking in hushed tones. It brings a blanket of reassurance, a sense that things would eventually be alright.

“I have said this before, but I see enormous potential in you. You still have a great deal of time to grow and develop your skills. It’s easy to get caught up in comparing yourself with others, especially given today’s societal standards, but I believe you are much more capable than you may think you are. Everyone’s journey is different and yours may not necessarily be as linear as you would prefer. In due time though, I have faith that you will succeed.”

What he says is exactly what you needed to hear.

The swell of tears pricks at your eyes and start blurring your vision, but you blink them away quickly, fighting the urge to wrap your arms around the doctor. 

“Thank you, Doctor Cullen.” Your voice is barely above a whisper.

“You’re very welcome. Now, I believe there’s a little girl waiting on us.” 

XXX

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[harlot-of-oblivion]

Tempering The Devil

Vergil offers to teach you how to polish the Yamato, but he soon learns that you know how to take care of another sword as well.

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Vergil comes upon a most intriguing sight after taking a refreshing shower. You are sitting on the floor with the Yamato in your lap while your frowning face is focused on the intricate wrapping of the handle. He remains hidden just outside his bedroom door as you gently clean the handle with a white cloth, fingers gliding up and down the wrapping before cleaning the sageo. Your hands creep down its length with the cloth, coaxing any dirt and grim from the finely woven material along the way.  

You are still unaware of his presence, so Vergil continues to observe mostly out of curiosity as you lift the Yamato up from your lap. You close your eyes as one of your hands wraps around the hilt of the sword while the other firmly grasps just below the guard. He watches in awe as you slowly slide the Yamato out of the sheath, steadily revealing its brilliant blade while an audible hum fills the air. You take a deep breath as it finally leaves the sheath with a satisfying ring, closely examining the impressive blade in all its glory through heavy lidded eyes.             

Vergil’s body sings along with the metallic song of his most treasured possession. His cock twitches beneath his sweatpants as you tilt your head in reverence towards the blade. He glances down at his groin with a quirked brow, taken aback by his body’s reaction to seeing you handle the Yamato...but not displeased in the slightest. In fact, he wonders what exactly has gotten him so excited as you proceed with your ceremonial cleaning.

You hold the blade out with one hand while reaching for a fresh piece of soft paper from his sword cleaning kit. A small wave of heat surges beneath his skin as you pinch the base of the sword before wiping the blade with a slow and steady stroke. His desire stirs faster and faster as his keen eyes follow your every move, admiring the beauty of the blade while your hand gracefully glides all the way up to the tip. 

Your head tilts from left to right as you check the sword for any blemishes before moving onto the next step. You lower the blade carefully and reach for his cleaning kit again, but your hand hovers between the bottles of oil and numerous powders. His lips quirk into an amused smirk at the sight of your indecisiveness. He finally decides to take pity when you scratch your head in confusion.     

“Need any assistance?”

“Ah!” You flinch back at the sound of his voice. “Oh, it’s just you.” A sigh of relief leaves your lips as he enters the room. “You really shouldn’t sneak up on someone armed with your own weapon!” you warn while lifting the Yamato up in a defensive stance to prove your point.  

“Duly noted,” he hums wryly before shutting the door behind him. “Speaking of my own weapon…” Another rush of heat surges through his body, once again finding the sight of you handling the Yamato to be quite enthralling. “Why are you trying to clean the Yamato when you don’t even know how?” he inquires, hiding all traces of lust from his calm and cool voice.

“I’ve watched you do it so many times, so I thought…” You lower the sword with a sheepish shrug. “I just wanted to surprise you with a nice and shiny Yamato after your shower.”

Vergil chuckles softly as he walks over to you. “Here...let me show you how it’s done,” he murmurs, offering one of his hands to you with a smug smile. 

You reach up and grab his hand with a bashful smirk, letting him pull you up to stand so that he can step behind you. He wraps one arm around your waist and holds you against his bare chest before directing you to sit down on his lap. You immediately feel his hard member against your bottom, igniting your own desire as he reaches for the Yamato still clasped in your hand. 

“You already did the first step,” he notes by your ear, gazing at your reflection in the blade as he holds it out in front of you. “So, now you need the uchiko powder.” 

Vergil acts like nothing is amiss as he proceeds to teach you the proper way to clean the Yamato. He grabs a ball shaped tool from his cleaning kit and gently taps it up and down the length of the blade, coating it in a fine layer of finely ground stone. Then, he softly whispers the next step above you while plucking a fresh piece of soft paper. You hear him call it nugui-gami as he wipes the powder away, revealing the beautiful pattern of the blade’s edge in a few thorough strokes.    

You watch completely mesmerized by his elegant movements. Your body subtly squirms around in his lap while simmering heat begins to pool below your belly. You look up at Vergil from the corner of your eye, curious about his intention of seeing this lesson through to the end. His handsome face remains perfectly calm while his engorged cock throbs against your ass, practically begging for more attention...   

And who are you to deny such a tempting opportunity to show him that you at least know how to handle the sword between his legs?

Vergil finishes wiping the powder off the Yamato and whispers the next step close to your ear, sending shivers down your spine as he hands the sword over to you. He reaches into the cleaning kit for a small bottle of choji oil and dabs it on another piece of soft paper. Your hips start swaying against the heavy bulge hidden beneath his sweatpants as he applies the oil to the blade. 

You start off slow and gentle, enjoying the feel of his arousal as it grows even harder against your ass. But this only gets you a subtle pause from the stubborn devil before he diligently continues his task of coating the blade with the remaining oil. This only encourages you to turn up the heat and start grinding against his crotch provocatively, rubbing every inch of his hard member until his strong arms wrap around your waist. 

“Stay still and pay close attention!” he snaps irritably, halting your hips with his vice grip while pressing his lips against your ear. “Or else I’ll show you what proper discipline looks like next,” he snarls softly before biting your neck.  

You gasp and moan as his mouth begins to lightly suck in warning. “How could I possibly keep my focus with this distracting me?” you whine, trying in vain to thrust your hips back against his raging hard-on. “But you know…” you trail off, wondering if he will take the bait as you stifle another moan. You lift the Yamato up so that he can see your wicked grin in the reflection of the blade.   

“I may not know how to clean the Yamato, but I do know how to take proper care of your other sword,” you murmur suggestively, licking your lips while wiggling around in his lap.   

Vergil remains quiet while his cock twitches at your titillating words. His icy blue eyes gleam with devilish interest as they meet your inquisitive gaze in the Yamato’s reflection. He loosens his arms and grasps the sword from your hand, leaving you free to sink further down his lap until coming face to face with his clothed crotch. 

You readjust into a comfortable position, settling down low on your knees as you feel up his incredibly strong thighs. His hard member jumps at your sensual caress as you lean in closer and nuzzle his confined arousal. You can smell the herbal soap he likes to use as well as his own personal aroma; it makes you dizzy with desire as you take in the heady scent of him. Your mouth salivates when you notice some pre cum leaking through his sweatpants, breathing in deeply to get a whiff of his white hot seed. 

Vergil silently watches you, still holding the Yamato aloft while fidgeting under your teasing touches. He buries his other free hand into your hair, but you quickly snatch it away from your head. “The Yamato isn’t gonna wipe itself,” you point out, smirking up at him with a quirked brow. You lead his hand towards the cleaning kit, never looking away from his perplexed gaze as you rest it atop the soft paper.

“No touching until your precious sword is all sparkling clean.”

You revel in the flash of mixed emotions within those icy blue eyes; insolent anger, frustration, and enticing desire clashing together until one completely overwhelms the others. He accepts your challenge and plucks a fresh piece of soft paper, handing part of the reigns over to you with a soft hum. You bite your lower lip and slip your fingers beneath his sweatpants before pulling down the only barrier between you and your delectable prize.      

“Fuck,” you gasp as his restrained member pops out, “you have a beautiful cock.”

And you’re not exaggerating; his tall and thick shaft never fails to take your breath away. You grab him by the base and give him one confident stroke along his length, fully unsheathing the head of his cock on the downstroke. “If I remember right,” you whisper as he begins to wipe the preserving oil off the Yamato. 

“The tip is called kissaki,” you note before lapping up the collected beads of pre cum off the head of his cock with your tongue. 

Vergil stoically swipes down the length of the Yamato, but the distinct quiver of his cock tells you that he finds your thrilling words to be truly rousing. “And the pretty pattern that runs all along the edge,” you murmur, tracing a single finger up the prominent vein underneath his shaft, “is called the hamon.”

Your tongue continues to tease the tip with a few kitten licks and soft nips while pumping his cock, delighting in every little pulse of pleasure given by your hand. You take a quick peek above you in between languid strokes, checking to see if he really is cleaning the Yamato. His handsome face is the epitome of discipline as he avidly wipes the remaining oil off the blade, and besides the faint shade of pink upon his pale cheeks...you never would’ve guessed that he’s about to receive one helluva blowjob!

Vergil glances down at you as soon as he finishes his task, mouth slightly parted in fascination as you gaze up at him with desirous eyes. “Does this meet your expectations of sparkling clean?” he inquires gruffly while lowering the Yamato for inspection.

Your head raises up just as the Yamato comes in between you and his cock. You scan the pristine sword while your body jolts from the thrill of having such a dangerously sharp blade pointing so close to your neck. “Mmm...looks pretty nice and shiny to me,” you purr while reaching up and grasping his hand on the handle. 

You gently guide him to press the back of the blade against his cock, which twitches at its cool metallic touch as you slowly move both of your hands to rest on his thighs. He keeps the Yamato still while you lick one long stroke up the underside of his shaft before sinking your mouth down on his propped up member. Your nails dig into his thighs as you slowly take all him down to the hilt, shivering as the blade’s razor sharp edge barely brushes against your neck.

Vergil grunts and rakes his fingers through your hair as you start sucking him off at a fervent pace. You relish his velvety skin on your tongue, softly moaning in pleasure as the edge of the blade presses against your neck with every bob of your head. And you can tell that your devilish lover is enjoying your thorough demonstration as well by the subtle hitch within his every breath. 

You pick up the pace just as your mind churns with a naughty idea, sucking harder until he’s close to reaching his peak. His soft grunts gradually turn into husky growls and he grips your hair tighter as his cock grows even more taut against your lips. You take this as your queue and grab the handle of the Yamato before pulling him out of your mouth with an audible pop. 

Vergil hisses and pins you down with a warning glare, but you simply ignore him while moving the Yamato. Your lips curl into an impish grin as you reposition the blade right above the base of his cock, barely resting its razor sharp edge against his soft and sensitive skin. You move back in and glance up at him while gently squeezing his hand on the handle, silently asking if he would like to give into such dangerous temptation…

The pleasurable ache between your legs throbs with anticipation as he gives you a slight nod of his head. You place your hand back onto his thigh before carrying out your lustful deed, keeping your ardent gaze upon his face while your mouth slackens before plunging down once more. The tip of your nose touches glistening steel as you bury his cock deep within your throat, earning a low growl from the Dark Slayer. 

Vergil’s eyes drastically dilate at the tantalizing sight of your lips stretching around him as your head moves up and down his length. The sharp edge of the Yamao grazes his skin with every stroke as you waste no time with teasing, gradually increasing your pace until you have him panting above you. He grips your hair tighter and tighter while his cock grows harder and harder until it jerks with his sudden release.

You swallow his cum as it gushes into your mouth, savoring its cool and slightly salty taste while Vergil roars through his orgasm. Your throat starts to choke up, so you pull away with a loud gasp and let the last spurt of his seed spill out while his cock bounces against his belly. A few droplets land on the Yamato, and you smirk at the perverse display of carnal pleasure before bowing your head down low again. 

“Well,” you hummed, craning your neck to catch his eye. “Did that meet your expectations?” you ask with a naughty grin before licking his cum off the Yamato with a long swipe of your tongue. 

Vergil’s hazy gaze abruptly clears as his keen eyes hone in on your mouth. The only response you get is a rumbling growl deep within his chest, warning you of his inevitable strike of payback. And you don’t mind at all since the flickering flame of desire within his eyes gives you his answer:

It most certainly did.

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Lumberjanes Week Day 2 - Magical Creatures

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It can be boring, learning to tie a knot. Seafarin’ Karen has sympathy for the kids who just can’t sit still, can’t twist their fingers right, lose track of the turns of the rope. She’s got a steady store of work songs saved for those moments when the twitchier ones start to shift around. That part everyone likes; you don’t become a Lumberjane without harboring some secret need to be a part of something bigger than yourself.

Sometimes, though, they’ll ask for a story. She’s got plenty of those, too. It used to be that she wasn’t so good at telling them. Couldn’t get the feeling across--the way the ocean opens out in front of you like an empty hand, and you can’t decide which of your lonelinesses is in the driver’s seat today. Like most things, though, she’s had a lot of practice, and she can now proudly say that she can captivate any audience of preteens.

Sometimes, there’s a kid who has a few more questions. It’s always the ones with the bitten nails, whose skin is a little tighter under the eyes like they haven’t been sleeping. The ones who scan the horizon, heartbeat-quick, when nobody’s looking. They want to know if she’s ever run into anything she really can’t explain, anything that the pre-dawn shadows still sometimes take the shape of. 

And--well, okay. 

One more story can’t hurt.

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What you may not realize about going to sea to seek your fortune is that, in the single act of pushing out from shore, you’re giving up control completely. Maybe you’re used to that--maybe you live with three generations of women who talk about the family blemishes through clenched, smiling teeth and shave with religious devotion. Maybe it’s better this way.

Still, the day will come when you wake up just before the first fingers of dawn pry open the horizon, and your brain will feel like a shipwreck and you will realize that you have misplaced several months of your life.

You won’t know where they went. They can’t have drowned, or marooned, or beached themselves on the rocks. You can’t have just set them down and forgotten where you put them. Only yesterday, you were falling asleep to a sickening heat and a whale song that blanked out your thoughts, and now you are very far away and somewhere in the future and your arms are covered in tentacle-shaped scars that you cannot recall getting. Your galley is stacked with messages in bottles. Your deck is littered with broken glass.

The moon is waxing. You check every time you look up, more out of habit than necessity because yours is a misaligned curse. The air is frigid, and as you watch it starts to snow. You had forgotten that it could snow in the ocean. For a moment, you wonder if you have accidentally left the planet, if you have sailed all the way to some other world where everything is twice as beautiful and there is no land and nothing except for you and the water and the snow.

You should be freezing, but your body is used to these temperatures. It has, it seems, acclimated without you. Still, you rub your arms, note the patchiness of your skin. Your teeth are longer, and sharp enough to saw through rope, but you don’t pay that part any mind. You came here to become something else, after all.

And so you let the snow, golden in your lantern-light, fill your vision until you can’t see anything but the white fog of your breath and the black of the sea. And then you go into your cabin and make yourself some hot cocoa.

You almost fall asleep like that, hands curled around your mug, listening to the gentle shh-shh of water slapping the sides of your boat. You almost dream--jellyfish the size of islands, driftwood blackened by the scrawl of a different language. Carving shaky maps into the sycamore-sized shark tooth lodged in the side of the hull, your pocketknife slipping against its plaque. Singing sea chanties under your breath, all too aware of the attention they might draw.

You’re startled from your spot when the boat starts to rock, faster and with more strength than you’ve ever felt. You stumble out to the deck, hand still curled protectively around your cold cocoa, but the moment you burst through the doors your entire world flashes white.

Your foot catches on a patch of melted snow, and you go down hard.

For a moment, writhing in the unearthly light, you’re certain that you’re dead. Maybe you died in the months you forgot, woke up without knowing you were supposed to be a ghost. Maybe this is the ocean’s way of reminding you.

The light is so bright that it makes every bone in your body warp with pain. It bends the world around you. Even the horizon and the ocean and the moon, the three fixtures by which you’ve lived your life, crumble into nothing under its gaze.

You don’t realize you’re shouting until another voice cuts into yours, one as deep and loud as a whale song.

WHAT DID YOU SAY, she says. 

You squeeze your eyes shut. Angel, alien, something in between. The deep, finally getting its jaws around you. “What are you?”

She doesn’t respond, so you look up again. It’s stupid to, but you can’t help it. 

The light hasn’t dimmed at all, but your eyes are adjusting a little. You can just make out her outline.

She’s huge, and wrapped entirely around your ship. Most of her body is black and slick and leathery, and her hands are webbed, cupping the sides of the boat like a child holding a toy.

The light, with all its infinite and terrible brightness, dangles from a stalk on her forehead. Behind it, you can just make out her teeth.

You understand two things at once, flat on your back with snow scavenging your skin and the light burning into your eyes. One, anglerfish are only ever found in the deep, built to hypnotize fish who have never seen light.

Two, you must therefore now be in the deep. It doesn’t matter that your head’s above water, that the moon must still be pulsing weakly somewhere above you. In some way, in some world, you have found yourself in the deep.

Here is another thing you may not realize about going to sea to seek your fortune: there will always be a hole in your maps. You will sketch coastlines into a thousand pieces of paper, the underside of the table, the loose skin of your hands, and there will always be a spot where the ink never dries. Where your finger skates across the surface, landing on the other side. 

A patch of sea, no bigger than the pad of your finger, that balks all attempts to be charted.

In this no-man’s-land, the anglerfish woman will pick you up with one clammy hand, hold you up to her enormous, pearly eye. The flesh of her fingers will press against you in damp sacks. She will smell so much like salt that even you, who have smelled nothing else for years, will find yourself unconsciously leaning closer. 

Bioluminescent strands of hair extend from her chin and stomach and the baulds of her knuckles, tracking slow lines through the snow. Her eyes will follow you, huge and pale and glistening. Her teeth--God, you can’t even think about her teeth. Her teeth must look the way the ocean does to a person who has never seen the ocean. The way the stars do to a newborn animal just opening its eyes. 

Her light sways, flurried by an endless smudge of snow. She’s absolutely, unfathomably beautiful.

YOU ARE VERY STRANGE, she says. AND VERY WARM.

You can’t speak. You can’t remember if you ever could.

YOU ARE TOO SMALL TO HAVE SURVIVED THIS FAR. BUT HERE YOU ARE.

“Here I am,” you manage. “I’m--I’m very glad to be here. With you.”

Silence. She circles your boat, holding you aloft. YOU MUST BE STRONG.

You don’t know if this is an observation or a piece of advice. Regardless, you nod. You can feel your bones stretch, wanting to shift. You don’t know what that means, the way the oldest thing inhabiting your body aches to be with her. 

You lean against her massive ridge of wrist. The ocean laps at your sides, seeping in through the gaps of her fingers. The snow, lit both by the moon and by her, blisters across your skin. Here, you feel both all-consumed and all-consuming. You feel wild, invincible, incalculably small.

But you are a guest here, and it’s time for you to remember that.

“Would you like some hot cocoa?”

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One last thing you may not realize about the sea is that it changes when you aren’t looking. 

Years later, when your skin is rougher and your muscles are harder and your brain chemistry has begun to lean towards the wilderness, you will again seek out the holes in your maps. Driven only by the salt under your nails and a mad memory of light, you will station yourself at the mast and wait to lose some time.

But instead of ocean, instead of massive hands and beautiful teeth, you will find yourself in the middle of a lake surrounded by forest.

Again, your body will know this landscape like its own. You won’t be afraid, even as you stare into the shallows. 

And then, maybe, a woman will emerge from the treeline, her hair perfectly coiffed, her shirt starched, badges stretched across her chest like so many scales. 

And maybe she will look at you like she has never been less surprised in her life. And she will open her mouth, and she will say--

but this story’s run long. Seafarin’ Karen can read an audience with the best of them. The kids are shifting around again, and the knots look great, and it’s almost time for their hike, anyway. She should probably let them go.

With any luck, they’ll have a good summer. It’s the only hope she holds onto, these days. 

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Change of Heart

Here’s the WidowAna commission! Commissioned by someone who wishes to remain anonymous.

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Summary: In which Amelie feels her ice melting away after familiarity strikes her heart and she feels the need to return to Overwatch. Seeing Ana reminds her of what they used to have- and boy can that woman make a girl see stars.

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Fandom: Overwatch

Relationship: Widowmaker/Ana Amari (FWB), mentioned romantic interest of Sombra/Widowmaker

Warnings: NSFT/R18+, Widowmaker is a trans woman with facial feminization and top surgery but no bottom surgery: Words used to describe her bits are cock/dick, FWB relationship, bondage.

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Overwatch had banded back together in another stand against the cruelty of the world, a war that would never be won. Of course, it needed to be done secretly- that went without saying. The government wasn’t fond of people with super powers causing a mess of things again. Every former agent that held the recon communicator got the message from Winston.

Even if they were playing for the same team.

Amelie could remember portions of being a member of Overwatch, the entire experimentation on her caused a big jerk in her memories. Yet, the communicator had jostled some more, a little tug in her memories that made her cold heart ache until she was absentmindedly stroking over the shape of it with her thumb, a frown to her plump lips. It would take her months to make her decision after this moment.

For once, in years, she had felt lost and confused. FELT something other than nothing. She once had had a purpose of being one of the greatest marksmen around, never missing, always taking down her prey without a shed of a doubt of anything that came after.

~Rest under the cut~

And yet...In her own mind, she found herself yearning for the smiles she once shared with the ones she used to call her ‘family’.

To Angela’s soft smiles as she checked over for injuries, to Winston acting as the father of the group and making sure everyone was fed, to their newest recruit- Lena- excited to try all the new things and do well. Ana’s kind eyes as she pinched Amelie’s cheek and told her that her aim was getting better by the day. A prideful look that always made Amelie laugh.

A shock had sent her forward in her sleep, eyes snapping awake as if something was calling out to her. Leave, run, go away- her first instincts in years that hadn’t been killer ones. She wasn’t following programming, or orders from men in Talon, something was melting her outer shell away.  Something calling out to her, leave, run, go away, a mantra-

There had been one person in this entire organization she had gotten close to. Or, as close as she could have possibly gotten. Someone who saw past the cold exterior to the woman she used to be- the woman she COULD be.

Sombra.

Sombra had found a way to get Amelie to open up as best as she could, somehow wiggling her way into the spider’s heart until she found herself almost aching to see the hacker smiling up at her. Such a little thing with a hidden story, Amelie just knew she was hiding it.

However, ones who hide together stuck together.

She found herself going to Sombra’s room in the middle of the night that very same night, quietly starting to pack her things for her until the hacker stirred from her position in bed, “Ugh-- Amelie? It’s too early-” She starts to groan, sitting up in bed with her hair a mess and rubbing at her eyes, but she’s startled when Amelie rests a perfectly manicured hand on her arm.

There’s a look they share. Amelie’s eyes don’t look lost and solemn, she looks determined.

A tired, yet mischief filled smile spreads across Sombra’s face with a bit of a laugh escaping her, “Oh we’re being naughty this early? Why didn’t you say so.”

It takes an hour, maybe less to gather what is needed and for Sombra to turn off both the lights and cameras. They’re gone by morning, no sign, no note. And an even bigger surprise for everyone when the one missing with Sombra, is none other than their perfect little doll, their perfect killing machine.

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The switch back to Overwatch is a culture shock, not to mention the welcome party isn’t very welcome. Not when they see Sombra, at the very least, and the person who nearly killed Lena. Something Amelie only had a flicker of memory about, as if she could recognize her face to a T, but the whole scenario had been a blur. As if she had been a puppet to a ventriloquist.

Once finally accepted after keeping them both in almost interrogation rooms to ensure there was no bugs on them or any nefarious ideas, they were allowed to be apart of the group-. With surveillance, of course.

Lena took Olivia under her wing.

And Ana had Amelie, someone Amelie hadn’t seen in years and could admire the woman even more now.

Her hair was now grayed completely over, not a shock of black in it. Her eyes were just as kind as Amelie remembered them, honeyed and warm with wrinkles delicately framing the outer edges in crow’s feet. Her smile was just as warm, if a bit sad as she reaches to set her hand on Amelie’s cheek, as if checking her over. She’s even shorter than Amelie remembered.

“You haven’t aged a day.” Ana murmurs softly, sounding sad for her and Amelie can’t blame her. Her body was practically frozen at this age, looking just like the young 28 year old Ana remembered. Amelie can’t help it as she turns her head softly into her warm palm, feeding off her heat with a soft sigh. Another small smile makes its way to Ana’s lips, “And still just like a kitten.”

The word makes Amelie scoff, reaching up to hold Ana’s hand firmly to her cheek, “It has been ages since I have been shown...affection. Understand that this does not mean I will kneel to you again.” It’s almost a challenge the way she says it.

They had previously had a thing together, under the table sort of thing. Friends with benefits where the benefit was both women were comfortable in each other’s presence, and of course the ways Ana could make her melt. Before Gerard had captured her attention, that is.

Ana had been her source of affection, pleasure, and familiarity. Her touch could be soft or rough, entirely talented as they’d work Amelie over until she’d be drenched in sweat and sobbing. A dance they both had been familiar in.

Ana showed her the skill of an older woman, Amelie showed her the flexibility of a ballerina.

A soft laugh filters through Ana’s lips, using her thumb to stroke the cold flesh of Amelie’s cheek. “I would never ask you to- not after what you have been through, my dear.”

It strikes a chord in Amelie, something soft, something...familiar.

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Of course, that familiar warmth, that soft feeling had blossomed. Old habits died hard, after all.

It’s how Amelie ends up in Ana’s room, again, and again, in the familiar darkness of the night. It’s how her plum lipstick gets smeared from Ana’s own mouth or her skin as Amelie indulges in the sweetness of her scent. Of how Ana feels and sounds when her lips wrap around a soft, small breast and Amelie shamelessly ruts into the offered thigh beneath her.

It’s also how Ana finds her own heart pounding harder than it had in years, at least for a scenario like this. How her fingers twirl in Amelie’s long hair, dragging her up to press kisses to her cold face and indulging in whatever she wanted to hear. How she feels younger by the day the more often she keeps thinking of Amelie and getting aroused, having to fight down a blush at the memories of the night prior.

Insatiable, as Amelie had always been.

And now? Now Amelie is in Ana’s room again, but a little differently this time.

She’s completely stripped naked, shuddering as little tremors wrack her frame from both desire and anticipation. She feels absolutely alive in these moments, head tipped to the side and her long hair free as it dips across her pale lavender flesh. Her curves are beautiful, smooth of scars that her body repaired. Her breasts are smaller, surgery she’d had ages ago during her Overwatch days, same with the way her face is gently sloped and molded perfectly for her own comfort.

Between her legs, her cock rests half hard, heavy against her thigh that flexes with tension. Her cock isn’t too big, perhaps about five or so inches with a beautiful curve upwards with a lovely thickness. It’s smooth and lavender like the rest of her flesh, a deeper shade at the head where white pre-cum beads. She’d never gotten bottom surgery, that much she had been comfortable with.

She’s smooth all over, blemish free and hair free. Something Ana found herself learning to like as she ran her hands over her flesh- but not yet, not now.

Amelie has her arms bound behind her back, wrists together and the rope coming to the ceiling to tie around a hook to keep her standing and still. Across her chest and over her abdomen is the rope binding her wrists firmly to her own body, looking much like a beautiful spiderweb. Ana had yet to lose her touch in the art of perfect knot tying.

Amelie’s legs are open, spread with her feet flat to the ground. Her chest is rising and falling evenly, trying to settle her nerves as her golden eyes, heavily lidded with thick lashes, watch Ana like a predator. Yet, in these moments, Ana should most certainly be taking that title.

Ana is stepped a bit back to admire her work, fully dressed in a white blouse unbuttoned at the top with flared sleeves and tight black pants it’s tucked into. It looked rather old fashioned, beautiful on her. Her gray hair is pulled into an over the shoulder braid, curling to between her freckled cleavage that makes Amelie sigh at the sight. A few stray hairs curl over the eyepatch resting over her eye and Amelie would dare say she looked stunning.

If she wasn’t being cruel, that is.

Warm fingers trace up her inner thighs as Ana rests in front of her, petting up and along her curves with her other hand. “Still as obedient as ever.” She remarks with a pleased hum, silencing any protest from Amelie when her fingers wrap around a dusty purple nipple and giving it soft attention. When she inhales sharply, arching into the touch, Ana’s lips form a tale telling smirk. “Just as sensitive.”

Deft and skilled fingers wrap around her cock, giving Amelie slow, languid pumps with just enough pressure. Ana’s thumb traces the sensitive glans under the head, tracing up to her slit and letting pre-cum spill out a bit so she can use it to slick up her movements. Amelie whimpers, rolling her head to the side and letting out a huff of pleasure when Ana’s warm mouth is replaced on her breast.  

A clever tongue flicks over her nipple and makes Amelie’s head swim with pleasure. She keeps her eyes closed, but she can picture Ana as perfect as ever touching her. With one hand working her over with languid strokes and gentle squeezes, her other holding Amelie’s side at where her curve meets the junction of her hip, stroking with her thumb softly in the circle of the ropes resting there.

“Ana-” Amelie breathes out, practically on her tiptoes when Ana pulls from her breast, kissing down her torso between each shape the ropes make. She only hums in response back up at Amelie, a pillow already waiting on the ground for Ana to rest on as she sinks to her knees. A hand gently rests over Amelie’s thigh, petting her outer thigh soothingly as Ana peppers kisses along the underside of her cock.

Amelie’s toes curl, turning her head to the other side before her head bows to watch her with a shaky exhale. Watching Ana’s eye flutter before peeking up at Amelie, letting her lips rub over her sensitive flesh, her hand keeping Amelie’s cock steady as she swallows the first few inches into her warm mouth.

Too much heat, too much warmth, the pleasure of it all- it's too much!

Amelie lets out a beautiful moan, hips jerking to no avail and only managing to tense her bonds tighter around her torso. She murmurs her name again, biting onto her plump lower lip as Ana takes her down with ease.

Practice, she could practically hear Ana chide in the back of her head, makes perfect.

Tension builds in her lower abdomen as Amelie nearly keels over on her bonds. She’s normally quiet in moments like this, nothing but sighs regularly passing her lips, but it seemed a scene like this brought out more of her. A soft swear under her breath, her mother tongue passing across her very lips as Ana keeps taking her into her warm mouth, nosing at her mound as she swallows around her cock-

“Shit-” She whines out in a higher voice, thighs tensing and her wrists jerking to try and maybe bury her fingers in Ana’s hair. To no avail, as her fingers flex and the jerk of her wrists only makes the rope tighten once more around her pleasantly. “Ana,” She tries again, voice high and warning.

It only results in said woman humming, swallowing her back down in a fluid motion as Amelie begins to cum. Vaguely aware of how Ana swallows it down, her hands stroking Amelie’s shaking thighs as if to soothe her.

When Amelie’s eyes flutter open blearily to look down at Ana, she watches as she slowly pulls off her soft cock. Sparing kitten licks and peppered kisses just to make Amelie shake a little bit more before she pulls back and wipes her mouth off on the back of her hand.

“How are you feeling?” Ana asks as she moves to stand up, stroking over Amelie’s curves and reaching behind her in an embrace as well as to pluck the knot from the ropes. “Do you want water? Tea?”

Amelie hums softly in a negative, letting her bonds be free as Ana begins rounding her to help with the bonds, rubbing over the marks left on her skin. “I feel...alive- better than I did earlier.” Spoken calmly, despite the waver in her voice from the tremors in her body. Once the ropes are all removed, she nearly falls on her first step, but Ana gently leads her to the bed instead.

“Come, lie down, you squirmed too much and caused a burn.” Sounding chiding as always, Amelie can’t help but smile at Ana’s fussing. Letting herself rest back on the bed and turn her head to bury herself in the familiar scent of teas and cinnamon.

Ana returns only moments later, a spicy smelling salve being applied to the rope burns across Amelie’s rib cage, wrists, and hips. Massaging into tense muscles as the prior Talon marksman sighs with pleasure and comfort. The entire time, Ana murmurs praise as she works her over, telling her how good she was, how beautiful, just as she starts to doze off. Safe, at last.

Now, Amelie just needed to find a way to get a certain feisty hacker’s romantic attention.

[chibimyumi]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but in the last post you mentioned that Yana used to write inconsistently in the past, do you have any examples? I always thought she's very consistent lol (well except the okama thing with Grelle but that was a good change/rectifying a mistake)

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Dear Anon,

No, I do not mind (*´ω｀*)ノ

Indeed, Yana has written quite some inconsistencies. I am fairly sure I did not manage to notice all of them (for better or for worse), but I shall highlight a few I find noteworthy.

So please find a list here ranked from least to most unforgivable in my opinion.

Number 6

Obviously this is a case of Yana having decided against one of her earliest dubious decisions, but the technological chronology in ‘Kuroshitsuji’ is bonkers.

In the earliest chapters we see very advanced technology, from wireless telephones to a f*cking Funtom DS. The Funtom DS is a commodity produced by O!Ciel’s own company, and as we have seen in some later chapters, he is used to supervising the product quality himself. As such we can safely assume that he is aware of such technologically advanced items.

Regardless, in the Emerald Witch arc we see this same Funtom CEO shocked upon seeing a war tank.

As discussed in this post in more detail, it is simply Yana’s decision to be more historically accurate, and ever since getting an English history advisor on her team, ‘Kuroshitsuji’s period accuracy has increased immensely. Therefore I find this inconsistency simply funny, and is in no way a blemish to the series in my opinion.

Number 5

Unlike the inconsistency in period accuracy, number 5 is one I do consider a blemish.

The patheticness of O!Ciel’s physical powers is notorious. During the Circus arc when he was auditioning for example, we see how the knife he threw wouldn’t even have neared the plank were it not for Sebas’ help. In the Boarding School arc too, the boy is very aware of his lack in physical prowess, and goes through the trouble of doing complex calculations to beat their opponents at cricket.

… in the very same arc however, we see this same little noodlearm throw the lantern over a tall fence, therewith successfully smashing in a glass window from dozens of metres away.

It likewise makes no sense that the little flame did not go out during its flight, and that O!Ciel didn’t consider that despite his superb understanding of physics…

This ⇊ is what should have happened, and would frankly have been better.

╭( ÒДÓ)و 　　ミ🏮🕯️                    🏘️

(;; ・_・)つ     ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ 🏮💨…      🏘️

The entire scene where O!Ciel causes a fire to force all the Violet dorm students out was an insult. The fire should never have spread that fast to begin with, but okay, let us stretch our suspense of disbelief, and accept that the fire just happened to have hit a chain of combustibles and explosives. But why bother getting everyone out in the first place?

Like Sebas said, he can sense the souls from that range. This is CLEARLY not played as one of the instances where Sebas is messing with his master by keeping information from him.

Number 4

O!Ciel is not just smart, but also tactical. Admittedly he was quite a bit of a starfish up and until the Jack the Ripper arc, but Sebas certainly taught a lesson, albeit in the hard way (extensively discussed in this post).

Afterwards, O!Ciel always made sure to actively involve himself in all types of investigations, but he would never unnecessarily expose himself to danger, or waste time for that matter. He would usually send Sebastian to do some pre-investigations first, and use that information to plan his strategies further.

In the Emerald Witch arc however, O!Ciel tagged along to investigate the cursed forest. The boy did not believe in the werewolf’s curse, that is something I can accept. But he did also know for a fact that all humans who entered the forest either died, or came out barely alive. Regardless, he still entered the forest without any precaution, and guess what, it turned out badly!

Writer’s convenience much?　

Anyway, anything in life is an experience, and after exposure to mustard gas, O!Ciel sure is a more seasoned Watch Dog now ( ^_ - )-☆

Number 3

Sebastian’s demon powers are superb, but also most definitely the least consistent in Yana’s writing. The demon powers are usually an extension to Sebas’ character, but more often than not does Yana use them for sheer convenience.

In the Campania arc it had been established that the bodies of Bizarre Dolls are weaker than a living human’s. This makes absolute sense as the corpse will decompose, breaking the proteins that keep us strong (I think it’s called proteolysis? I’ll stop talking before I betray further just how much I suck at biology.)

In the Boarding School arc however, Sebastian dashes forward to meet Professor Agares in head-on wrestle combat, and we see his hands shaking, struggling to keep the zombie in place. How? This same demon who can effortlessly punch holes in stone floors and through walls?

The same strength inconsistency happens in the earliest chapters too, where Sebastian struggles very hard to withstand Grell’s attacks. The Death Scythe is of course a terrifying weapon, but without the brute force pressing the chainsaw down, it is hardly a threat.

‘Brute force’ I say… but according to Yana’s Q&A in the ‘Character Guide Book’, a reaper’s physical strength is not much greater than a human’s. And yet Sebas is clearly struggling judging by how his eyes even glowed up.

I am going to assume that Yana scratched that initial setting for reapers as it was literally more than a decade ago, which is why ‘Noodlebastian Part 2′ doesn’t get its own category. If Yana did NOT scratch it however, what good are Sebas’ arms then?

Perhaps this was Yana’s sixth sense telling her that in future her Sebas will be played by Prince Noodlearms. ( ´艸｀)

Number 2

Similar to number 3, Yana made good use of Sebastian’s superiour senses, and established that he can smell whether something is a Bizarre Doll or not. Maggie’s body was quite far removed from him, and yet he said the stench is enough to make his nose twitch.

Excellent!

But then in the Boarding School arc, despite having spent quite a lot of time with Professor Agares, he only started to suspect something was up after he made physical contact with him.

Yes, perhaps Undertaker found a way to preserve Professor Agares’ body better than Maggie’s, but then surely Sebas would still be able to smell that the man does not sweat anymore. Is it perhaps that Sebas could only tell after touching Agares’ hand that is presumably softer than a living human’s hand?

Well… as demonstrated during their clash explained for ‘number 3′, apparently it’s fine? Which is it, YANA!?

Number 1

So far we have seen inconsistencies in O!Ciel’s behaviour and intellect, as well as Sebas’ demon powers being switched on or off for the sake of plot convenience (or dramatic effect).

The most unforgivable inconsistency in my opinion however, is Sebastian’s attitude in the Blue Sect arc when his master passed out at the hands of the enemy.

Sure, he was occupied by a cat, and we know he goes bonkers for them. But despite Sebastian’s craziness, we also know he still always prioritises his contract. He did notice in time that something was up with his master, and he did seem to worry for a split second. But then he basically went ‘meh’, even though he really should have gone to check what was up.

It was not until much later that he suddenly noticed the blood on O!Ciel’s body, acting like his entire contract was on the line. He apologised profoundly for his neglect, finally giving the correct amount of f*cks as is in character for him. But really though, Sebas would really never have waved off his master fainting in enemy territory in the first place if you ask me.

This is the reason why I placed this one in first place, because this is the only inconsistency that not only defies the law of the universe, but also almost threatens Sebastian’s very contract.

Mehbastian, you won the golden trophy🏆, congratulations!

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…   Reader   …

Infinity holds, as the description hints at, infinite options. Take planets. Somewhere, someone has started counting them all and they will never reach the end just like it is similarly impossible to number the types of biospheres, or dangers. Through the Academy, you’ve studied a number of hostile conditions and how to deal with them, ensuring that you can survive most environments, and all things considered: you have been lucky throughout your career.

Until now.

Consumed by the urge to fulfill your destiny, you have started paying less attention to the “where” of things. Now the bill has come due, meaning you’ve landed yourself in the middle of the worst climate.

“Stop! Fracking! Leaking!”

No amount of screaming at the sky will have an effect other than scare the local critters. Huddling near the half-rusted fuel drum, you wiggle each naked toe carefully, ensuring nothing’s gotten too cold or has melted from the wetness. Rain, you turn the foreign word in the mouth. Someone had shouted at you to watch where you’re going, to not mind this…rain. There’s no word for it in your native language, though plenty of options in Kyrrelian, Sakaarian, yes, even the now dead languages of Morag. Obviously Morag.

A drop from your pants, hanging above the barrel, falls into the makeshift fire and causes it to sputter and hiss. Nothing likes water. Huddled on the splintering pallet with a few rags of tarp, you try to keep yourself warm despite the ominous splatter of wetness from outside.

Focus on the mission. Today has brought two victories and a new target.

First, you had managed to isolate a strong Leech, making an end to its life and those it had already started draining.

Then, which was almost better, you had figured out how commerce works on Terra, using the paper flaps assigned some monetary value which in turn got you plenty of your pure, wonderful sustenance. Never in your life had you seen so much of the Life Crystals. Bag upon bag, all advertising openly what is hidden inside as though people would not plunder the little shop to obtain it…and actually, they didn’t. The Terrans  walked about, paying little attention to the valuable minerals.

Drops sizzle, steam rises from your trousers, reminding you of the discovery as you had to leave the shelter of the store. For a moment, you had thought the reasons for the small hairs rising on your body was that someone might be watching you…but as soon as your gaze swept around the surroundings, you found the real reason: vacant eyes and static movements as the little herd navigated the masses ahead of the Soul Leech they belong to. The Leech is old enough that no one will be concerned it is not handled by one of the adults, yet young enough that people would drop their defenses and get too close if it whimpers or calls out for help.

“Yo-ehmm…” a hoarse voice reaches out to you, “go’ room by ‘a’ drum, eh?”

The Terran at the edge of the light has seen better times. Worn and dirty clothes, holey shoes stuffed with newspapers. His hair is long and unkempt without the lustre of health, promising a set of teeth more lacking than anything else. Harmless. He is swaying, either from fatigue or a kind of stimulant.

“Sure.”

Keeping to the far side of the heat source, he shuffles a bit closer after finding a piece of wood to sit on, clearly relieved to find respite from the so-called rain.

Satisfied with the added security by numbers, you recoil to the safety of planning. Sometimes, you fingers stray to pick a few crystals from the pack, allowing them to roll over the tongue and dissolve. Already, you are feeling the boost it gives your physiology and it will not be long before the ridiculous cast around the arm can be removed. It has become quite practical, though.

As you pull out a colouring tube from your backpack, you set to work repairing the blemishes. Black, rather than the glaring white, it blends into the shadows when you stalk your target, and you have come to appreciate the softness of the wrapping which absorbs blows surprisingly comfortably despite the underlying damage.

“How’d ye ge’ one o’ those?” Although his eyes are not exactly on your cast, you know it is about that.

You wouldn’t believe me, Terran. “Crashed. Shit happened.”

“Hm.” While he ponders the answer, there is nothing but the crackle of the fire to be heard – the leak in the sky must be stopped. “So…” He picks at a nail, long since rusted into the wood he sits on. “The docs didn’ take ou’ last bit, eh? Left somethin’ behind in mah head too…say too dang’rous to remove.” A crooked finger taps at a spot at the back of the head, hidden behind the mass of wiry, greasy hair. “Way I see ’t…better if they tried anyways. Head ain’t been mine since come back from over there.”

You find it hard to make sense of most of the things Terrans say, but the look in the man’s face is universal. “You served your…country?”

“Wha’ they say, innit?” Yes, he means yes. “Now…I’m on my own.”

He knows you understand in that moment. None of you have to speak any longer, just sit there in the broken darkness haunted by the memories of the past – that is the real damage, a pain you thought you understood when you signed up as recruits. We didn’t. Even if healers could fix the damage to the Terran’s brain, nothing can be done about the wounds crisscrossing his soul, and for a glimmer of a second you wish he could find the kind of piece a Leech provides as it drains its prey. No. You have seen it happen, seen the desperation flare up every time a soul struggles to remain. They always realize too late.

 …   Loki   …

“That’s just nasty!” Stark voices an opinion shared by all.

Treading carefully through the suburban house, Loki can hear the voices of the firefighters discussing how it only is because of the rain that the fire had not spread. Mad luck, they say. Or smart planning. With the exception of a few of the Avengers none of the dimwitted mortals have realized that the charred remains of the family have been staged together with the destructive blaze to hide the real cause of death.

Bending closer while ignoring the red shock of hair nearby, the keen eyes of the Asgardian can see the cuts running deeper than the roasted flesh. “This one appears more brutally attacked,” he observes.

“Yeah,” Romanova nods, pointing to the wrist, “fracture here’s pre-mortem.”

It happens as Loki circumvents the corpse of the child to get a better look. With a sickening, slobbery sound, the skull begins to tilt backwards before letting go of the still tender muscles and falling to the ground with a thud.

“Look.” He ignores the sound of someone in the background throwing up. “That wound.”

Both the Black Widow and Barnes huddle close, inspecting the circular cavity left from a narrow weapon passing through what used to be a chin. Rounded like a rod…or tube. Carefully tipping the fallen piece of head with the tip of his toe, Loki bares the roof of the mouth through which the wound continues.

“Betcha’s the killing blow,” Barnes offer.

“We don’t bet at crime scenes,” the other veteran scolds, “no betting, joking, or giggling.”

…

Scrolling through the data, only one conclusion presents itself although the evidence is incomplete. Captain Danvers and the mercenaries calling themselves the “Guardians of the Galaxy” – a ridiculously pretentious name – have attempted to uncover more evidence from the past crimes scattered across multiple realms, and in the cases where it has been possible to learn anything at all there are signs of the same killing blow to one victim at each location. Always a child.

But why not just any children? As twisted as the mind of a madman must be, there is always a grain of logic to be found. Broken logic, sure, but a flicker of explanation to why a particular pattern has arisen.

“Intergalactic mass-murderer or not,” Loki interjects softly, pausing an argument between Strange and Stark, “if it was simply a matter of killing, then why travel such distances? You both know there must be more to it.”

“C’mon!” Now both men agree, directing their frustrations at Loki. “You can’t be serious? You think something about killing kids can make sense?!”

Killing or leaving to die, what is the difference? “I do not presume to agree or understand…yet we must operate from the assumption that it’s not random…if that had been the case, then all children on any planet would be left dead and burned.”

“The frost faery’s got a point.” On normal occasions, Romanova would have found herself the target of a knife after such a comment, but maybe she can get through to the squabbling men. “We’re missing the pattern. Why those children? Why’n that order?”

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Now let us move into the benefits of karma and try to understand how it works. It is a combination of many chemicals and amino acids. One of these chemicals is Arginine and another is L-Arginine. In addition there are a few additional ones like Sodium L-Arginine, L-Glutamine, Gamma-L-uble Arginine etc. All these compounds have their own benefits and help in different ways.

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You may be interested to know that Sarms is a potent compound that is found naturally in various parts of the plant and also in different herbs. Sarms is very powerful in binding with the androgen receptors, which are found at the end of the Leydig Cells (that form the basis of the prostate). One of the most potent is known as ostarine and this has already been studied as a means of fighting cancer. Ostarine can bind with the receptor's end in the presence of the hormone and thus boost the functioning of the Leydig Cells. This means better protection against prostate cancer and also better functioning of the prostate as a whole.

Anabolic steroids are known to increase your lean body mass by increasing your strength and stamina in a short period of time. However, they also have side effects like skin blemishes and short term memory loss which can really affect your overall fitness. On the other hand, selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs) provide a natural alternative to anabolic steroids, which allow you to achieve your fitness goals while avoiding the negative side effects that come along with them. Sarms are also called as growth hormones, which is what makes them different from regular anabolic steroids. They also promote the increased production of lean muscle tissue, which results to a faster rate of metabolism.

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There are three sets of hormones that are all important in the human growth and development; the human growth hormone (HGH), human growth hormone receptor (HGH-R), and human growth factor (HGH). These three hormones together play an important role in the human body. Without growth hormones, human body cannot grow and develop properly. In the case of children, the growth hormone helps the tissues in growing and developing properly and stimulates the bone tissue to form strong muscle and bones as well as improving mental functioning.

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For starters let us look at the usage of ostarine in arms. In case you are trying to gain lean muscle mass you will use it to enhance your body fat percentage. It helps in burning off all the excess body fat so that you can gain more lean muscle mass. The use of ostarine in arms is not new. It has been used since a long time for the purpose of improving body fitness and gaining more lean muscle mass.

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Although sarms can be effective, they are not advisable for women who are nursing or trying to become pregnant. It is because it can cause severe birth defects in unborn fetuses if taken during the third trimester. So for these women, it is best to take anabolic steroids like methamidoprost or propoxur or vasterafil rather than using sarmax. But even when pregnant, it is still strongly advised to take your doctor's advice before using any weight loss supplement.

HGH-R stimulates the body to increase cell division and proliferation, which result in increased growth and development of muscles and bones. The human growth hormone is responsible for the regeneration of human body cells and tissue and is produced in the body from the pituitary gland located deep inside the brain. Human growth hormones are essential for the normal growth and development of young people especially children.

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So what are the most important features of sarms and what are its most important advantages? If you want to know more about sarms and their advantages then you may visit our website below. You will get all the information that you will ever need regarding sarms and their usage in order to make your weight loss goals a reality in your life!

A receptor modulator is a compound that can block or boost the nuclear hormonal agent receptor under various problems.

If you have any pre-existing clinical conditionsyou must not also think about SARMs, just in situation.

You ought to likewise take care with ALL products that enter your body as you just have one life, so see to it it's a healthy and balanced one.

If it can effectively boost a receptor in a tissue selectively, it may be able to mimic the valuable effects within that particular cells and minimise the unwanted impacts of hormonal agents within the other tissues.

In one of the most basic terms, they can help construct muscle mass and lessen negative effects by focusing on only the targeted receptors.

The second group of hormones is the thyroid. The thyroid gland produces a variety of hormones that are required by the body for various functions. Production of growth hormones in the human body must be stimulated in order to produce the necessary quantity of hormones. One of the known hormones produced from thyroid gland is thyrotropin.

It is known that Sarms advantages are immense and have been touted as cure to several kinds of problems related to man. It has also been used for muscle building and is an excellent compound for body builder. But here we are talking about the benefits associated with the hormone, not that of anabolic steroids. The testosterone hormones, as derived from the Testosterone, have great muscle development benefits as well.

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One of the best things about sarm is that it works by increasing the amount of testosterone that your body produces. Testosterone is essential because it is one of the main hormones that controls muscle growth and protein synthesis. There are many benefits associated with testosterone including being able to improve your recovery from intense training, improving your endurance and helping to control your weight.

Another of Sarms advantages is that it is an anabolic steroid. Steroids like mandarins have been proven to have many health benefits. They help you get rid of extra fat, build lean muscle mass and boost your immune system. Hence https://peptides-uk.com/bpc157/switzerland/ will be able to stay fit and healthy for longer and have an improved sex drive as well.

One of the other benefits of sarm comes from the anabolic androgenic steroids that it can put onto your system. Anabolic androgenic steroids are known for being very effective at putting muscle mass on your body. But these substances are also very dangerous to your health if used incorrectly. This is why you should use proper precautions before taking them. Sarms is completely safe because it is made out of only natural ingredients.

In addition to this, sarms are also known to improve stamina. This means that it also helps you to have increased strength and endurance. As you grow more muscular you will be able to do more work and lift greater weights. And this is a major reason why farms are popular amongst body builders.

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SARMs. RAD140, also known as testolone, is a new investigational drug which has become popular among bodybuilders, who claim that it has muscle-building effects. RAD140 belongs to a class of compounds called selective androgen receptor modulators, or SARMs [1].

Sarms are mostly made from plant materials and contain a number of substances that have been proven to be very useful. Among these substances are anabolic steroids and selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs). These substances have been proven to be effective in turning the body into a more shapely and energized state. The use of sarms should therefore be considered as a part of your overall weight loss program, as it can help you achieve all these things without jeopardizing your health.

To maximize the benefits of Sarms, it is best to use it together with another weight loss supplement such as mandarins. Research has shown that taking andarine together with karma works best in reducing fat content in the body. This is because andarine contains the nutrient lecithin which enables the body to burn fat more efficiently and at a faster rate. Sarms on the other hand also contains a special compound called methanol which causes an increase in the rate of fat burning as well as insulin sensitivity. Insulin sensitivity is important as it plays a big role in determining how fast your body burns fat. So by taking both sarmax and lecithin along with karma you can significantly increase your chances of burning fat and losing weight.

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One of the great things about sarms is that it has anabolic effects that can also help you to break down body fat. This is beneficial because when you use this type of supplement you will notice that you will be able to reduce the amount of body fat that you are carrying around. Even as click here to signup with direct-peptides Peptides Products Online continue to take the anabolic steroids, they will not decrease the amount of body fat that you have. So even as you lose lean muscle mass you will notice that your body fat level is decreasing.

Now let us move into the benefits of karma and try to understand how it works. It is a combination of many chemicals and amino acids. One of these chemicals is Arginine and another is L-Arginine. In addition there are a few additional ones like Sodium L-Arginine, L-Glutamine, Gamma-L-uble Arginine etc. All these compounds have their own benefits and help in different ways.

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You may be interested to know that Sarms is a potent compound that is found naturally in various parts of the plant and also in different herbs. Sarms is very powerful in binding with the androgen receptors, which are found at the end of the Leydig Cells (that form the basis of the prostate). One of the most potent is known as ostarine and this has already been studied as a means of fighting cancer. Ostarine can bind with the receptor's end in the presence of the hormone and thus boost the functioning of the Leydig Cells. This means better protection against prostate cancer and also better functioning of the prostate as a whole.

Anabolic steroids are known to increase your lean body mass by increasing your strength and stamina in a short period of time. However, they also have side effects like skin blemishes and short term memory loss which can really affect your overall fitness. On the other hand, selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs) provide a natural alternative to anabolic steroids, which allow you to achieve your fitness goals while avoiding the negative side effects that come along with them. Sarms are also called as growth hormones, which is what makes them different from regular anabolic steroids. They also promote the increased production of lean muscle tissue, which results to a faster rate of metabolism.

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There are three sets of hormones that are all important in the human growth and development; the human growth hormone (HGH), human growth hormone receptor (HGH-R), and human growth factor (HGH). These three hormones together play an important role in the human body. Without growth hormones, human body cannot grow and develop properly. In the case of children, the growth hormone helps the tissues in growing and developing properly and stimulates the bone tissue to form strong muscle and bones as well as improving mental functioning.

For starters let us look at the usage of ostarine in arms. In case you are trying to gain lean muscle mass you will use it to enhance your body fat percentage. It helps in burning off all the excess body fat so that you can gain more lean muscle mass. The use of ostarine in arms is not new. It has been used since a long time for the purpose of improving body fitness and gaining more lean muscle mass.

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Although sarms can be effective, they are not advisable for women who are nursing or trying to become pregnant. It is because it can cause severe birth defects in unborn fetuses if taken during the third trimester. So for these women, it is best to take anabolic steroids like methamidoprost or propoxur or vasterafil rather than using sarmax. But even when pregnant, it is still strongly advised to take your doctor's advice before using any weight loss supplement.

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Although trenbolone's detection time is not as long as something like nandrolone, it is still fairly long (approximately 4 – 5 months). List of steroid detection times.

HGH-R stimulates the body to increase cell division and proliferation, which result in increased growth and development of muscles and bones. The human growth hormone is responsible for the regeneration of human body cells and tissue and is produced in the body from the pituitary gland located deep inside the brain. Human growth hormones are essential for the normal growth and development of young people especially children.

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So what are the most important features of sarms and what are its most important advantages? If you want to know more about sarms and their advantages then you may visit our website below. You will get all the information that you will ever need regarding sarms and their usage in order to make your weight loss goals a reality in your life!

A receptor modulator is a compound that can block or boost the nuclear hormonal agent receptor under different conditions.

If you have any kind of pre-existing medical conditionsyou must not even think about SARMs, just in situation.

You should likewise beware with ALL products that enter your body as you just have one life, so ensure it's a healthy one.

If it can effectively stimulate a receptor in a cells precisely, it might be able to mimic the valuable effects within that singular cells and reduce the unwanted impacts of hormones within the other cells.

In the most fundamental terms, they can help build muscle mass as well as minimize adverse effects by concentrating on only the targeted receptors.

The second group of hormones is the thyroid. The thyroid gland produces a variety of hormones that are required by the body for various functions. Production of growth hormones in the human body must be stimulated in order to produce the necessary quantity of hormones. One of the known hormones produced from thyroid gland is thyrotropin.

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It is known that Sarms advantages are immense and have been touted as cure to several kinds of problems related to man. It has also been used for muscle building and is an excellent compound for body builder. But here we are talking about the benefits associated with the hormone, not that of anabolic steroids. The testosterone hormones, as derived from the Testosterone, have great muscle development benefits as well.

SARMs: Everything You Need to Know - Men's health UK

SARMs: Everything You Need to Know.

Posted: Thu, 02 Jan 2020 08:00:00 GMT [source]

One of the best things about sarm is that it works by increasing the amount of testosterone that your body produces. Testosterone is essential because it is one of the main hormones that controls muscle growth and protein synthesis. There are many benefits associated with testosterone including being able to improve your recovery from intense training, improving your endurance and helping to control your weight.

Another of Sarms advantages is that it is an anabolic steroid. Steroids like mandarins have been proven to have many health benefits. They help you get rid of extra fat, build lean muscle mass and boost your immune system. Hence you will be able to stay fit and healthy for longer and have an improved sex drive as well.

One of the other benefits of sarm comes from the anabolic androgenic steroids that it can put onto your system. Anabolic androgenic steroids are known for being very effective at putting muscle mass on your body. But these substances are also very dangerous to your health if used incorrectly. This is why you should use proper precautions before taking them. Sarms is completely safe because it is made out of only natural ingredients.

In addition to this, sarms are also known to improve stamina. This means that it also helps you to have increased strength and endurance. As you grow more muscular you will be able to do more work and lift greater weights. And this is a major reason why farms are popular amongst body builders.

What is SARMs rad140?

to direct-peptides.com Buy peptides Direct Poland . RAD140, also known as testolone, is a new investigational drug which has become popular among bodybuilders, who claim that it has muscle-building effects. RAD140 belongs to a class of compounds called selective androgen receptor modulators, or SARMs [1].

Sarms are mostly made from plant materials and contain a number of substances that have been proven to be very useful. Among these substances are anabolic steroids and selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs). These substances have been proven to be effective in turning the body into a more shapely and energized state. The use of sarms should therefore be considered as a part of your overall weight loss program, as it can help you achieve all these things without jeopardizing your health.

To maximize the benefits of Sarms, it is best to use it together with another weight loss supplement such as mandarins. Research has shown that taking andarine together with karma works best in reducing fat content in the body. This is because andarine contains the nutrient lecithin which enables the body to burn fat more efficiently and at a faster rate. Sarms on the other hand also contains a special compound called methanol which causes an increase in the rate of fat burning as well as insulin sensitivity. Insulin sensitivity is important as it plays a big role in determining how fast your body burns fat. So by taking both sarmax and lecithin along with karma you can significantly increase your chances of burning fat and losing weight.

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SO HERE’S THE IDEA’S THAT ME AND @stcrmclcud got done

Some sort of game,, idk yet,,, doesn’t know their inside one

Different problems for each character (Missing parts, glitching parts, + parts they don’t need ect )

Idk why but. Stan as some kind of stitched Frankenstein’s Monster-esque furry.

Just. a fucking DOG with different parts. And it’s Stan.

Kenny has,,, skeleton bits MAybe,,

Cartman cld have like. An error or glitch on one of his eyes, kind of in reference to the many theories that he has Kenny’s eye??

Sobs idc if my girl heidi isnt in the au but. If she is. Flowers. She’s just covered in flowers. Any blemishes she has. Flowers.

Craig possibly is rather glitches out around the eye and a few other spots around his body

Frozen @ some point in the game and can not pass that said part

Missing File.exe

Missing background in some places, that and or rather glitched up and hard to see

Moments of g l itching,,,

Are. Are we allowed to let Ken pull a sans and know they’re in a fucking game bc his file keeps getting more and more corrupted (hence his body having skeleton bits; he rots more and more after it gets corrupted). He warns everyone so they cld do something abt it bc eventually he will fade away or disappear.

Tweek’s voice is fucked up, possibly has a third eye behind all his hair

RANDY IS NOT IN THIS AU,, His file was deleted a whole while back due to him knowing too much and yada yada, No randy

Kyle probably doesn’t have a mouth lol,, Its more glitched than anything

Butters missing his eye’s, blind boy

“LETS PLAY”

Creek? In my au?? NO THANK YOU

SOBS

Token probably doesn’t exist sorry,,

Jimmy has no legs sadly,, Missing in his files

Very tempted to make eric behind the whole thing

He probably is honestly,,

Tbh i really like the idea of Eric having alters, and since this is more of a glitch kinda game? He cld shapeshift into them. Mitch Conner, the more prominent one, is just a bald guy with the SAME eye glitch as eric.

Gotta add scott tenorman to the game because I love him, Possibly half human half robot type shit

Clyde ….. Died, more than likely, Possibly before the glitched happen, causing Craig to be more bumbbed out then usual...Craig probably wears his Jacket

I want Jimmy,,,, to wear Token’s sweater around his waist. Bc now that you mention it, the same thing cld happen to Token too :0

Fuck I think the idea of the characters all looking super surreal pre-corruption, kinda like the npcs of Yume Nikki- i just. Gfdnmmbhfbhghg pls. hOLD ON LEMME JUST-

KINDA LIKE THEM. wait im gonna send a clearer version to you in dms

Lots of secrets, lots of secrets,,,

What if, like in ddlc, Cartman cld put shit in ur game files. Or the characters cld.

A lot of it is just. Cries for help.

Insert a drawing kenny made of himself (skeleton with a fucking 2 foot dong) and the rest is just. Crass handwriting saying “PLEASE HELP ME I’LL DIE AT THIS RATE” or smth.

The game has a dark sense to it, not having very much lighting, the ora around the whole place is dark and mostly everyone isn’t so happy

Cartman thought the place was a little TOO happy so that’s why he probably did it, wanting full control over the whole place and by that he’d need to make the town dark and shit so they’d throw out the mayor and that.

Most of the girl’s files are missing, but everyone knows them….you just can’t see them

Oof to reference Heidi’s “quitting [twitter]”,,, whenever Heidi’s mentioned the words ‘Quitter’ appear so it’s a rule that no one talks about her.

What im trying to say is she voluntarily deleted her own file.

SHE KILLED HERSELF, MAN.

Craig is more emotionless than ever

RUBY?? IDK HER. KAREN ETHER

Everyones just DEAD MAN.

Idk how it happened theyre just gone.

Eric ‘ the hacker ‘ Cartman

Cartman you Big Blubbery Bitch

Sometimes really high pitched screaming happens but everyones used to it so its okay

Part of why theyre used to it is because tweek screams at the same pitch as the other ringing screams so they cant tell

What if at

Eric probably got Heidi to help him delete everyone’s Files, Possibly blackmailing her with someone of some sorts ( idk rn ) and forced her to delete files and that’s when she also deleted herself not going to be able to stand knowing she did it

If craig or kenny or either one says her name enough the writing “please don’t. I don’t wanna come back” will be written among a bunch of “quitters” overlapping and making this big fucking patch of whatevers. A conversation can probably be initiated from there.

Only Craig and kenny remember Heidi

The game probably disappears after a while because of so many files being deleted the game won’t run properly and will be forced to shut down...aka ALL FILES are deleted. So MC or NEW KID has to fix that?? And stop Cartman bringing everyone back ( But clyde cause he died before the glitch )

It all looks like peaches and cream at first (the scenery), esp while new kid roams through, and then they meet the first character and their monstrous appearances.

Wld this game be in FIRST person or third like the south park games,,

Third person

clyde glitches in and out of the world but since his file is gone. dead. destroyed for good and it really fucks with craig's mind bc he shouldn't even be here

OOOOO WHAT IF THE NEW KID CLD CHOOSE THEIR DESIGN LIKE IN THE OTHER GAMES

But you CANT be normal looking.

So like. Theres animal bits ummmmmm glitches,,,, your SKIn can be like. Really fucky.

Some characters don’t even have color to them, their just bland gray’s whites and blacks

If by chance bebe is in there,,, she probably has eyes all over her. In reference to people looking at her. Looking at her for too long results in a jumpscare of her shaking in tears and the words “PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT ME” appearing for like a split second. This is more likely to happen if you’re not engaging in conversation with her. (FUCK YES)

Kenny’s a filthy BODY PART THIEF

He steals ppls limbs so like he has his own skeleton-ish arms and then like four other ones

New kid having the option to hurt the people they meet

And Craig’s just like ‘ Nope ‘,, You choose the wrong people to hurt and Criag’s gonna get cha