#its not that fuckign deep

[le-agent-egg]

i know the springfest was like 3 weeks ago shut up shut up shut up

I feel like i made mondo too cunty mb guys

I fuckin love splatoomn……….oooorgjjjjjgjhhghhhhhhh…………….

[twomystdunstans]

KANE AND FEELS COUNTDOWN: SOUND DESIGN

[hella1975]

i don’t think my mum appreciates my bargain hunting

[goldenguillotines]

I must also say. The flavor difference in Moirailships is amazing sometimes. This post is about fish to fish communication

[humanp1lls]

me when the music machine at work breaks so i (half jokingly) make a playlist to play until it gets fixed and it actually ends up getting used and my coworkers and customers are subjected to papermoon from soul eater after a beyonce song after twist by korn

[guitarnacle]

my professor is lying to me. scarily

[erb23]

Nothing says cult quite like the threat of being screamed at if I don't wire insane amounts of cash over to the b**** so she can blow it on religious trap music.

[wheelercore]

Thinks about girl, interrupted but in a very wheeler way you would. Not understand.

[cycle-hit]

one of my most favourite things about kotoko 'nd fuuta's dynamic is that kotokos just a complete fuckign hypocrite. she puts him down for being "addicted to technology" but like. girl have you looked in a mirror. most of harrow was you unable to look away from a screen. scrolling obsessively through online news articles that just keep angering you. in deep cover youre on that damn phone instead of paying full attention to lucky. youre just as addicted as he is. its had a negative impact on you just as much as fuuta. anyways, all that to say:

kotoko yuzuriha, looking at fuuta: "lol. lmao. idiot can't even go two seconds without his phone"

kotoko yuzuriha, 1 second later, going to reach into her pocket for her phone out of muscle memory to google "crimes near me" and then freezing: ".....HRGH."

[ghouloflove]

when worlds collide (pt 3)

[ in other words, the only female member of the biggest korean band in the world goes to formula 1 race in monaco with a friend; only to meet a certain ferrari driver. ]

paring: charles leclerc x fem!fc/c (reader is an idol)

plot note(s): f1 season 2023 has a changed schedule of tracks but follows along with the dates the same. google translated korean, french and italian. charles is having a good season this universe because he deserves it! the fc is soyeon from (G)-IDLE—kept her name expect it’s “Kim Soy.”

authors note: thank you all so much for this likes and reblogs on my last two parts of this mini series! its so appreciated :) seriously thank youuuu <3 i honestly still kinda have inspiration surrounding this certain plot so let me know if you’d be interested it :) like “extras” of writing and “mini” social media—i already have an idea on why the revealing was so quick but idk….again let me know AND BIG THANK YOU AGAIN! (also send some ideas/requests, i wouldn’t mind making another one of these when i can!)

one more thing, soyeon is you. you are that bitch. or she can simply be an “character”. it’s up to you, dear reader.

—enjoy.

part one. part two. 

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s0ye0nnn 나는 결코 잊지 않을 것. (translation: i will never forget.)

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augustd hm

s0ye0nnssloots ayo aint that monaco? 

k.f1.pop Omfgggg aint no way, first Charles creates a piece of meeting then her caption of never forgetting?? IN MONACO HUH....

charles_leclerc naui haeng-un-ui bujeog 🤍 (translation: my lucky charm)

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charchar16 him writing in romanizated korean !!!! 😭 that's so fuckung cuteeeee

taehy101 oh so youre learnign  korean now...?!?!? 

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theformula1gossips CHARLES LECLERC may be off the market and a new WAG may have just joined the tracks. Over the first week of the two week wait for the next race, Charles has been spotted back home in Monaco--always saying hello to his supporters and spending time with his family and his friends. Just recently, his childhood friend Jorsi has posted a photo dump to his instagram stories of “Vacation with Friends”, and in the fifth story, it seems to be Charles and a mystery woman. Both seem deep into a conversation with what looks like a book. Later into the night of the same day, Charles posts to his instagram story, captioned of “🤍 séance photo à domicile” which translated is “photo session at home”. Well...we say mystery woman but with who has been spotted around and Charles heavily interacting with--it may just be Kim Soyeon--who has recently posted to her instagram with photos containing the same background and her at the beach of Monaco. None have said anything, and in fact, supporters of hers have come to back her up, stating, “They are simply friends. Soyeon always tries to support her friends 100% and visit her friends whenever she can!” While some are on the fence, considering his story a couple days back of an new piece he has created (piano) with the caption of “melody of first meeting” and what people (Soyeon’s supporters) say is that the female voice at the end was hers. Could it be Soyeon? If so, is she simply visiting a close friend or Ferrari boyfriend, Charles? We may have our first K-pop Idol as a WAG coming soon! 

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k.f1.pop this is getting juicy wtf...but also I will sleep on the freeway if this tire cuz like if CHARLES, drive in circles on the weekend, can PULL THE KIM SOYEON, the ACE OF ALL ACES, record breakerndnnsfufu why ARENT I PULLING?!?!?!?

s0ye0nnnssloots I really wanna fuckign defend her because its true....she really is just that friend always there for her friends and everything but like....girly is acting too much of a lovergirl rn 

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thed.daysarehere how is she acting like a lovergirl rn??😭

↳ s0ye0nnnssloots idkkk😭 just like the caption on her recent post....its like a response to charles new piano piece ???

k.f1.pop Just realized jorsi covered the shoulders of the woman....soyeon has a tattoo right there -_-

thef1beastmaxxxx well....this is the downfall of Formula 1. thanks a lot, kpoopies.

apsycho4u im on the line tbh, cuz yeah she is a good firend but also she never fails to post abt it n her friends always post jusy being with her so idk what’s different….also put respect on her name!

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s0ye0nnn from monaco to korea 🎵 (airplane pt 3)

but really, i am so proud of my best friend, agust d. one of the most important person in my life. seeing him up there truly was an experience. a strange one, but oh so thrilling.

계속 빛나, 민윤기. 음악에서. 인생에서. 당신이 원하는 것에.

(translation: keep shining, min yoongi. in music. in life. to what you want.)

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agustd 작은 곰. 🐻‍❄️🤍

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danielricciardo How come charles met otto before me? We literally facetimed him when we were hanging out?

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s0ye0nnn catch flight to korea before its grand prix ;)

s0ye0nnnssloots CHALRE S MET OTTO!?! ONFGGGG IM CYRING FOR TWO REAOSNS

charles_leclerc À l'un des nombreux 🤍 (translation: To one of many)

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s0ye0nnn Je suis content de vous avoir rencontré! 🤍 (translation: im glad to have met you!)

charchar16 SHE ONOWSS FRENCH

k.f1.pop yeah!!! her uncle is married to a french girl!! so growing up, she learned the language and has been able to keep up:))

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letsgossip_kpop [ ADMIN 🌱 IS HERE TO TELL THE LATEST GOSSIP:

The dating rumors between Kim Soyeon of BTS and Charles Leclerc, Ferrari driver in Formula 1, has not dwindled despite a small talk between Soyeon and few supporters. In the past few days after her last post on instagram, she has posted to her story—twice yesterday and one today. Out of the three, two are quite juicy. The first being a WIP (Work in Progress) of what seems to be a love song! “Dead end street lead you straight to me […] thankful for all the love you had before, […] love you more.” Supporters have even noticed the background seems all too similar to a Ferrari racing car. The another of her in a Ferrari racing helmet with the song “Ferrari” by James Hype and Miggy Dela Rosa! Tagging Charles who then reposts to his story with the caption: “☺️🤍”. With all these posts since her first Grand Prix, they are beginning to look like Soyeon has found her friends to lovers trope in the Ferrari driver—who does not seem to mind the attention this has bought on! We’ll keep you posted on the progress! ]

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k.f1.pop i genuinely believe they are dating and soyeons is the one keeping it “low” using the friends card…perhaps they JUST started dating?? like when she didnt attend?

s0ye0nnnssloots im kinda on the edge tbh—cause it was vv suspicious when she wasnt posting abt him and just her trip with these captions but now she’s openly posting him?? she ALWAYS tends to do that with her friends so :////

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thed.daysarehere I agree!!! plus with the love song, she said on her “AMA!” on IG stories like a few months back that she wanted to try other things with music like love songs!! And she reads books ALOT so maybe one of them inspired her??

mastersof.f1_ he got madddd game if he could pull a woman like her 😅

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charles_leclerc monaco has always been special to me. it is my home after all. but who knew that a woman so incredible—talented, stunning and just purely the version of an actual star would come to my home and i would get to meet her. well, i didn’t but it happened. it happened and i’m very happy. happiest i have been in awhile. to being yours and you being mine.

Je suis éternellement reconnaissant de vous avoir 🤍 (translation: i am eternally grateful to have you.)

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danielricciardo Mate, no photo credits for the last one!? I had to suffer through your lovey-dovey antics for that photo! (it was disgustingly cute but made me feel so lonely…)

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charles_leclerc your comment is credit enough :)

charcharof16 HE KNWSS!?!

lewishamilton ❤️ congratulations, much love

carlossainz55 What moves did you pull on her? 😂 But happy for you!

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charles_leclerc Mate, I’m actually quite charming if you didn’t see that—but even I don’t count it towards having her with me! 😊

s0ye0nnnssloot mansss is even confused himself lol

rkive :) ❤️

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s0ye0nnn tu es mon amant, et je ne peux pas être plus heureux 🤍 (translation: you are my lover and i couldn’t be happier.)

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charles_leclerc Soon I will learn your language and I will say back to you as you do for me :) 🤍

k.f1.pop FUCKIGN WUIT THIS SHIT STOP STOP 😭😭

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s0ye0nnn and suddenly i found myself writing songs of you. about us. i’m so glad i went to the grand prix because that path lead me to you. a genuine and pure soul who has allowed me to open myself to you and be given the same amount of gentle love and happiness.

나의 뮤즈, 당신은 나의 사랑입니다 🤍 (translation: my muse, you are my love).

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rkive 🐻‍❄️ as lovergirl

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s0ye0nnn yes <3

s0ye0nnnssloots he knows whatsup!!!

lilymhe it’s happened, its happened!!! ❤️❤️

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agustd 행복 🤍 (translation: happiness)

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s0ye0nnn pure.

thed.daysarehere im remembering his birthday message to her rn 😭 “if something makes you happy, my little bear, keep it and hold it close.” !!!

charles_leclerc I’m so happy to be yours, 내 사랑 🤍 (translation: my love)

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s0ye0nnn giggling 🤭

charcharof16 HES LEANTING KORENA ??? “MY LVOE”!?! DHOENED

cammenmmundt the sweetest girl with the sweetest words!!! so so happy for you both!!! can’t wait to see you again!!! ❤️❤️🥹

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scuderiaferrari Wow, was not on our bingo card for our year but hey! Soyeon is the 🎵 typa girl 🎵 we wanted for our driver Charles 😉

s0ye0nnnssloot BTHE SONG REFERENCE 🤭 admin is a soyeon stan?

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letsgossip_kpop [ YOUR ADMIN 🌱 IS SCREAMING THIS NEW GOSSIP!:

Alas what was simply updating on the new hobby Soyeon picked up with sudden wave of rumors— turns out to be the friends to lovers trope Soyeon has been deeply fond of all these years! Yes that is right, Kim Soyeon and Charles Leclerc (Ferrari driver) has announced they are happily dating on the day before pre-qualification for the Grand Prix! Each posted a photo dump of each other with sweet messages as captions but one thing was clear; they are grateful for finding each other and having the opportunity to be each others love!

Soyeon arrived on the scene during the pre-qualification (PHOTO 1) seemingly pleased and content to be there. It wasn’t long until Charles found her and they shared a sweet kiss before heading to the Ferrari garage. He achieved 3rd on that day. The next day (PHOTO 2), Soyeon was seen being interviewed by some of the media—the sweet smile and shining eyes never disappearing. Of course, the couple seemed absolutely smitten with each other, never not far behind from each other until his race—in which he achieved P1! That would be his 4th P1 of the season! Soyeon soon posted to her instagram story; “(HIS IG) p1 🤍 so unbelievably proud of you!”. The caption could not be more true after being projected onto the big screen of her smiling, teary eyed.

This may not have at all been our bingo cards of the year—but we sure are loving to see Soyeon in love and happier than ever! We wish them the best of love in their relationship :) # SOYEONXLECLERC !

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k.f1.pop HE FUCKIGB PULLED HERB!?! AYOOO WHERE SMY GAME !?

charcharof16 ….can he fight? can that mf fight cause my clothes going be red and it aint because its ferrari merch…

maxverstap.01 I WANNA KNOW THE dirvers REANCITN TO THOS SHIT!!! LIKE SONE OEN IN THE MEDIA PEN ASK PLS PLS

formulaone000 well….this is officially the end of formula one, cannot believe this shit, f u kpoopies

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s0ye0nnnssloots aw baby man, soyeon is already fucking a formula one driver 💋

thed.daysarehere I cannot wait until Hobi n Jin get a wave of this shit 😭😭

likecrzy4u Grand Prix of South Korea when??? BTS main performance???? Charles being a fucking simp seeing his …..gir-girlfriend ☹️ do her thiinnnggggg ??? LMKKKK

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song(s) referenced and used:

All The Girls You Loved Before - Taylor Swift

Typa Girl - Blackpink

authors final note(s):

so this is the end-ish? it depends how im feeling and if anyone is interested in any extras! but yeah, this has been fun and quite possibly the reason for my procrastination on my summer class :/ though i’m willing doing this because it honestly was such an little pest in head and also the first part gained really good attention that i wanted to continue so i did. again thank you so so so much. the likes and reblogs are always such a nice thing to see and genuinely makes me feel so good!

~ and the world is yours, until next time.

[punkitt-is-here]

Fallout new vegas question: what are your thoughts on Ulysses?

i've never actually got to them! as far as new vegas goes, ive only ever really gone deep on the main quest, I've only played a little bit of Old World Blues and all of Dead Money as far as DLC. I've wandered a bit into Lonesome Road and I've watched and read a lot about Ulysses, and my current consensus without having actually directly interacted with him yet in my playthroughs is that he's an extremely mentally unwell guy grappling with immense trauma and trying to find a way to process it by fuckign with this one mailman he can project all his problems onto. some people take extreme issue with the fact that he blames you for the divide, but i can actually get behind the idea because from what i've seen, (even tho a lot of people feel this way?) its not the game itself blaming you, its one guy who's clearly not all there. I'll have more to say when I finally get to him but for now I'm open to him as a character and I'd rather have interesting flawed characters for stories to revolve around that can be inflammatory to players rather than boring cookie cutter props that have clear morality.

[hyunsvngs]

i neef felix to go bat shit insane inside of me bro i need him all inches deep ffucking me STUPUD against any surface he wants. bed????? Im all yours baby. couch???? bend me backwards. floor???? fuck me sidewaysZ . Kitchen counter? yes PLEASE sir get that ZSPATULA TOO!!!!!!!! the fridge? Lets become one witb the VEGETABLES! Im tlierslly gknna go insane juno udont GET IT u dint U DONT NO ONE GETS HOW BAD I NEED THIS MAN I NEED HIM CARNALLY I DESIRE him do Bad He s in my mind TWENTY FOUR SECEN!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FLIP! SCreeaming into the void. i need to suck him off soooooo bad juno i need his big fat fucking tip smacking my tongue and my cheek and i need him LOOKING downa tvme With that Stare. U know the stare. Yeah. The stare. I need hims o bad i might FJKDKEKEKEKKWOWOoowoenthwhhUgggghhhn!!!!(??! FEEEELEIIX!!! LEE FUCKIGN FELIX!!!!!! SObbingn i to ym HANDS! need his sexy little hands gripping onto my waist and POUNDINGGGGINTO MEEEE RLEENETLYLELLSYLLYKUYKTKRL i Need zhiks nnmLle I NEED him to FUCK me dumb I need to WAH wNk9 * would Let him do the most DISGUSTING SHIT to me . Whatever he wnats he GETS i will SERVICE him for life (ignore that he would probably actually service his partner instead. you know how sweet baby angelic he is. THAT IS NOT THE FAWKING POIMT HERE) THE POINT IS THAT I NEEE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I SEE A NEW FUCKINGPIC OF HOM EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT MAKES MY PANTIES STICK TO M PUSSY. ITS NOT FAIRwhy is he the FINEST fucking man ive ever seen its an issue. its so bad. its sooo bad. i want his cock so bad. i wanna suck on his balls lick up the sweat on his body and i want him to PEE inside of me Ok thanks bue.

-levitating anon 😁😁

for the record i also follow levitating anon on twitter and this is the tweets i see everyday

[hydrxnessa]

>> second batch of (reimagined) senVerse doors entities !!

no way they're coloured ?? hydra coloured them ?? fr ?????

lil facts about them below vv

those patches of torn skin on figure are mostly from itself. its claws reach deep into its flesh, hence why the scars hardly disappear

the top of its skull can split into two, which can seem incredibly scary if on the receiving end. but it's immensely painful for figure

powerful bite! especially powerful if it splits its top jaw before biting down

its mouth can glow! and its tail is prehensile, useful for shelving books in its library

this mf stomps. and he stomps LOUD.

chitters when its reading. probably a way for it to read the words despite its visual impairment. echolocation bb

dupe hardly ever leaves its doors. but not because its shy. its just fuckign lazy

dupe is the prankster now. with its confusing door numbers, it'll spook anything and anyone. even Guiding.

dupe is pretty tall, but it has a hunch back - so it appears smaller than it actually is. still stands at like 8' or smth

those claws definitely left a bunch of huge scratches along the walls. the other suspect was figure.

don't fucking pet him

halt still has that flight/freeze touch! but it's only if its claws make contact with a being/entity. anywhere else is fine.

outside of its domain, it can't do much. but in its hallway, it controls everything, twisting and deceiving your perceptions. its domain is its playground, and you are the toy :)

[goldenhyac1nth]

how do you feel about the implied post apocalyptic gothic lonesome horror that is the minecraft universe? the knowledge that you were alone but arent anymore. that something was here and it still is but its wrong and will hurt you? and theres flowers :)

but some of them have ears and will tell on you to the monster in the deep dark

weird dream woke me up n i found this in my inbox (its 1am for me) and HOLY SHIT I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS

i LOVE the vibes of Minecraft when you acknowledge just how. lonely. it is. just how quiet. how long it takes for another track to play after the last one in the ost. leaving you with nothing but silence or sounds made by yourself or the animals (or monsters) around you.

it's so lonely.

AND THE FUCKIGN??? ENDERMEN?!?!? SOUNDING LIKE THEY'RE SAYING "HELLO" AND "WHAT'S UP"?!?!? i love them i love them i love them AND THE WHOLE "FREE THE END" THING?!?!?!? THE IMPLICATIONS?!?!?!?!

i have a project ive been working on off and on for a year or two (since adhd wont let me focus only on one project for more than like 2-3 weeks) where i sorta customize and flesh out the minecraft lore and thats what i use as a basis for all my minecraft based stories and projects it's great

also Herobrine. thats. thats all. just. Herobrine. i think about him a perfectly healthy amount.

thank you for this ask anon, ily for this (platonically ofc)

(ps: koi my love please dont murder me for being on tumblr at 1am i promise i fell asleep i just woke up i prommy :3)

[bleedingoptimism]

 AU that lives in my head

It’s ‘92, there’s no upside down and Steve is going to college to be a physical therapist.

He works nights at a bar with Robin, they live together and are very broke but very happy, he is set on not failing school and proving his parents wrong but he's a slow learner, the good grades don’t come easily and he is constantly distracted by pretty faces so he's adamant on not dating until he's done with school.

So he works nights, goes to school in the afternoons and hangs out with his kids in his free time.

Eddie owns a music shop in town that has a special room all decorated for D&D nights and that's how he meets the kids.

But the way that he meets Steve is because one night the bar is hosting a bachelorette party (Chrissy's) and the guy who was supposed to put on a show (nothing too scandalous because all of Chrissy's friends are prudes) cancels last minute and the bar owner tells Steve,

“I will pay you double if you go out there and sing”

And Steve says “No, no way” but the owner insists, 

"Triple if you grab that guitar, take off your clothes and sing two songs!" 

And Steve does obviously, because its easy money and they need it so he's thrown on the stage with only an acoustic guitar that (barely) covers his junk, ("Wait you didn't tell what song!?")

Eddie is sitting close to the bar because he can't stand Chrissy's other friends, making small talk with the barwoman and his mouth hits the ground when Steve appears on stage (Robin's mouth does too but Eddie doesn't see that) 

The guy looks shocked for a millisecond before smiling and saying “Ahoy ladies” and then immediately cringes (the barwoman behind him starts cackling) but the guy on stage takes a deep breath and then starts talking to the audience flirting up a storm and the audience is eating it up, he asks for songs requests and sits on a stool carefully, all the time making sure everything is covered.

He actually uses one hand to adjust himself behind the guitar before crossing his legs (making his audience shuffle trying to get a look) and Eddie thinks ‘big boy’.

When the man asks for requests Eddie yells Metallica just to be an asshole but he perks up and says "Oh, one of my kids has been listening to this song nonstop" before he starts tuning the guitar, Eddie thinks 'He has kids?? He looks so young.' 

So this guy, this David by Michellangelo starts playing ‘Nothing else matters’ and he's not really good with the guitar, mostly playing something resembling the right tune but these people would not know the difference, only Eddie does and he doesn't give a shit because his voice!

His voice is amazing, he’s doing an acoustic, soft version that sounds incredible and he has range, he sounds so good, and he sings looking at his audience with soft eyes that close on the chorus like he’s feeling every word and Eddie is kind of in love.

 When the song is done everyone claps, the audience is enraptured and Eddie claps really loud but not as loud as the barwoman behind him who keeps yelling "Yeah! go Steve!! that's my babyman!!!"

Steve, his name is Steve.

So Steve asks for one last song and Chrissy asks for Don Mclean and he lights up and says American Pie is one of his favorites and he sings with passion and makes everyone join him for the last part with encouraging smiles and winks and its great and Eddie write odes about the naked man with the guitar in his head all the while.

 Then he's off the stage and Eddie wants to ask the barwoman if he's a regular but before he can Steve shows up with the same black shirt she’s wearing and she screams, runs towards him and jumps, he catches her easily as she says, “That was fuckign amazing dude”

 “I’m never doing that again” 

“I saw your ass, it's great!” she says laughing excitedly and Eddie snorts, making them both look at him, Steve smiles bashfully and says to both of them, “Yeah, sorry about that” 

And Eddie, can't help himself says, “Don't be”

Steve turns red and Eddie suddenly feels hungry but he takes a step back, doesn't want to come on too strong and says “You were great, the singing I mean”

“Thanks?, thank you.”

“I’m serious, you have an amazing voice, and the guitar wasn't half bad”

And Steve laughs prettily and says, “My guitar was shit man” and Eddie is freaking out because this guy is fucking gorgeous.

They talk some more, he learns both Robin and Steve have been working at the bar for almost a year now and that that little stunt with the guitar was the first and last time is ever going to happen and Eddie thinks he’s really lucky if that's the case, he says that much just to watch Steve blush again and Robin laugh, he flirts just a little more and then goes back to Chrissy when he gets the hint that, although Steve looks interested he’s not getting his number tonight.

Robbin slaps Steve when Eddie leaves, “Why didn't you get his number?” and Steve reminds her about his rule of no pretty faces while he’s studying.

Next time Eddie sees Steve is when he’s hosting D&D at his shop. They are wrapping up and the kids are leaving but Mike’s car won’t start and he’s cursing and hitting his wheel. It’s raining heavily so Dustin, Lucas and Will are waiting inside and Dustin says, “I think we should call mom”

“No way he said we shouldn't bother him unless it's an emergency, he’s got a big test on monday!” Lucas says and Eddie thinks ‘mom?? He??? Test? What??’

But Mike comes back inside furious “Lets fucking call mom!” he says as if he knew exactly what they were talking about.

So Dustin asks Eddie to use his phone and while he’s calling, Eddie asks Will “Who’s mom?”

“Oh he’s just a friend of ours, but he’s older and really overprotective so we call him mom, it's an inside joke” he shrugs, and Lucas looks at Eddie very seriously and says,

“Not in front of him so please, if he shows up” and mimics closing his mouth with a zip.

Mike look super pissed about having to call this guy so Eddie asks him if he doesnt like him, and Mike, exasperated says “No, I fucking love him and if any of you say that to him I will kill you” and Eddie is really confused. 

Especially when, who actually shows up is Steve but like a completely different Steve from the guy he saw at the bar, that one had dark fitting jeans and an obscenely tight shirt and carefully styled hair and this one? This one is wearing a comfy yellow sweater and gray sweatpants and his hair is a mess and he’s wearing glasses and Eddie is having a breakdown because he doesnt know which one is hotter.

Steve runs to the shop because it's still pouring outside and once he’s in he doesn't even get to talk because Mike is on him instantly, “Steve! This fuckign car man! It keeps breaking and I did everything you told me, I take care of it! I’m so sick-!”

Steve calms him down first, talks him out of destroying the poor thing and says “We’ll look into it,ok?”

Then he finally greets the others, hugs them all and Dustin says “Sorry for bothering you when you were studding man” and Steve messes up with hair,

“Its ok I need it a break anyways” 

He’s so nice with the kids. It's so cute and Eddie thinks ‘oh, his kids, now I get it’ with a smile and that’s when Steve sees Eddie and goes red all over but Eddie saves face and introduces himself as if they don't know each other.

Steve is still blushing but he smiles and makes small talk for a while, then says “Well, let's look at the car”

Mike complains about the rain but Steve says “Sorry kid but I need to get back to studying, I'll check it out, you can stay inside” 

Mike sighs “No, no I told you, I want to learn lets go”

Steve hesitates before going out, whispers ‘I can't get sick tho’ and takes off his sweater and throws it to Will “Here, hold this for me BB?”

Will catches it ungracefully and blushes.

Eddie thinks it's a small miracle he’s wearing a white tank top underneath but as soon as they step outside they are both drenched and the top becomes a curse.

To distract himself he asks Will about the nickname and Will says it mean Baby Byers, “Steve is friends with my older brother so growing up Jonathan was Byers and I was Baby Byers”

Lucas whispers to Eddie that Will might like that nickname a little too much and Eddie chuckles and thinks he can't really blame him, they are all staring at them trying to find out what wrong with the car, well the kids are, Eddie is staring at Steve’s shoulders, his arms, his chest, for some reason even tho he’s already seen him practically naked, the tank top and the rain and the fact that he’s fixing a car is making it much worse.

He hears Lucas tell Dustin “He’s going to cause another accident man” and Dustin laughs so Eddie asks them,

“Another?” and Lucas tells him they once saw a girl run head first into an open car door on her bike for staring at Steve and they all start laughing.

Steve helps Mike fix the car and they high five and go back inside looking triumphant, the kids say it's getting late and while Steve dries with a towel Eddie just handed him and puts his sweater back on (small mercies) they say their goodbyes, after they leave Steve hangs around looking awkward, Eddie thinks he gets why so he tells him, “Listen man, I won't say anything about that show at the bar if that's what you are worried about”, and Steve laughs and says,

“What? No, they already know I work at a bar and Robin already told them about the impromptu concert, they laughed their asses off. I was actually going to ask you not to tell Mike I butchered his favorite song” 

Eddie laughs and tells him once again he didn’t, he was amazing. And if he sounds way too enamored when he says it, they both pretend not to notice.

[mythicandco]

being a tmc fan is so fucking funny. someone can say "do you understand" like they're genuinely asking and have no idea and I will immediately take 5 d4 psychic damage and have to pretend like it's fine

or like. you're going to the grocery store with your friends and you all pile into the car and you're about to pull out of the parking lot and one of 'em goes "dude I think you left him behind in there"

and you just gotta grip the steering wheel a little tighter and take a deep breath and be like "yep. ok. going back."

or you're chilling in your room and your friend actually innocently knocks on the door and asks you to open it and you just. gotta open it. pretend like it's fine. it's fine. it's fine.

and then you gotta lie awake and stare at your ceiling because your brain feels like its gonna explode and you can't help think "man this is so Thatchercore right now"

or the lights in your house keep flickering. and your not sure if it's the demogorgon from stranger things or if the house is just. really hungry. and the front door opens for no reason and it's freezing outside and you just gotta close the door, man. and you hear your mother's voice calling your name from the other room and you go to check and she's not even in there. you hear the piano playing but it's literally closed, there is no one playing it.

and there's the creepy-ass deer that stared at you but left when you told it you weren't Mark. and the fuckign basement. with the little cabinet with the TV hidden inside.

and the way that sometiems you're home with your family and every once in a while the house is totally empty. I don't. I don't know where they went. but then eventually everyone returns as normal.

and when you were sitting in your room your ears suddenly started ringing and suddenly the radio turned off. or you were staying up late working on fanfic one night and you heard something like a dog but not a dog barking outside. or you're walking into school and you hear a siren in the distance and you find yourself suddenly running.

just gotta pretend it's fine. you're not a character in a horror movie. oh my god. oh my god. no one is coming to help me.