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f1-disaster-bi · 2 months ago

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Absolutely not having a minor panic because the Airbnb I'm in is on the ground floor and someone keeps buzzing the apartment.

No at all.

(Maybe I am a little)

#it happened earlier but omfg its almost 2am #im a lone woman in here #its not a fire alarm #its not the doorbell #its the buzzer #i feel so freaked even though its probably a drunk person

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chronicowboy · 2 years ago

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no but the way death was almost an indulgence for bill and frank like. and i don't just mean that their chosen weapon was a bottle of wine or that they got to spend their last few moments in their bed in their home in each other's arms knowing how loved they are, but i just mean the indulgence of a death of old age on their own terms in a world that's basically all death. it may have been tragic to watch but it was their happy ending.

#sami rambles #i cant i cant i cant #its just. like the strawberries they have these little moments of indulgence in the end of the world #frank paints and bill makes elaborate refined meals for them #even their death is a form of art i think #its beautiful #fuck. shouldn't have written this before an early lecture when we had a fire alarm in the middle of the night 😭#the last of us #tlou #tlou hbo #tlou spoilers #tlou bill #tlou frank #bill and frank #bill x frank #frank x bill

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bambiraptorx · 1 year ago

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I don't draw April enough so here's a four-page comic about her lmao

Anyway, I think Draxum would have a bit of a steep learning curve when it comes to living in a human apartment, and given that April lives in the same building he probably goes to her first if he needs something explained.

#rottmnt #rottmnt baron draxum #rottmnt april #april o'neil #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt fan comic #rottmnt fanfiction #my art #rottmnt au #minor interference au #btw the reason draxum started a fire is that he put the pot on the stove to warm it up #then he left the kitchen and forgot he was cooking something #he didn't remember it until after the fire alarm went off lol #that pot probably just needs to be thrown out now its unsalvageable

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rabbitmotifs · 3 months ago

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boss makes a dollar i make a dime tjats why i draw spideypool on company time

#i know peter looks busted sorry its my first time drawing him ever. the spirits moved me #spideypool #spiderpool #deadpool #spiderman #my work just had the fire alarm go off as i was making this post #anyways. um. god do i really have to tag it #marvel #i think im gonna crash out #my doodles

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soulzerofever · 8 days ago

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WOOHOO!! sassy shirt bill stickers are BACK ONCE MORE!! PLUS i’ve got a couple pyramid steve stickers up to grab as well!! 🔗 on my site in my bio! :]

shares are always appreciated!!

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druidonity2 · 1 year ago

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King

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #varian wrynn #Llane Wrynn #Barathen Wrynn #Wanted to see if I could duel wield on my rouge the kingslayer and the sword that killed Barathen so I looked and to my dissapointment #it appears they used two different one-handers for reference in the comic so you can kinda get close but its not the right sword #they used the design of one and the shape of another uggh #Let me run around ingame with the swords that killed Llane AND Barathen please is that too much to ask #anyway #All three of the last Wrynns were killed in the same area #their breastplates aint do SHIT to protect them #which is why i am now gonna go off into a 10k rant about how this prooves there is NO reason for Anduin to be forced to wear plate armor #infact prehaps he would be safer in cloth like a proper priest #UNLESS sayyyy the little lion gremlin face on Anduin's breastplate is enchanted and anytime anyone gets too close it breaths fire at them #Someone gets too close and an alarm goes off and the little lion mouth moves up and down with a loud 'STAND BACK- STAND BACK- STAND BACK'#Anduin forgetting about hte annoying lil shit until hes getting back to his room after a long day and his bf wrathie is there and they get #a littttle tooo close n touchy before Anduin can remember to undress and the fuckin lion alarm goes off and guards rush into the room #anyway ive never done stained glass before and tried a new way to make shattered glass so i think this was good #that said the canvas size was maybe too small and it got compressed to hell on twitter and it bothers me so much #cuz anduins face is really nice but it looks blurry when i upload itttt aagh

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despazito · 16 hours ago

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I can't turn on the furnace in my own gotdamn house because he has a freak attack and the sound of my mini heater scares him as well I'm at my wits end his threshold to start crying and trembling is so low he doesn't even like us touching the buttons on the thermostat 😥

#this all began almost a year ago after a fire alarm incident #it scarred him for life #its not a problem when its warm out but now we have to run it #we've been getting by by cranking the heat up when i take him for a walk then switching it off before he comes back inside

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stiffyck · 2 months ago

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Severe weather warning caught to up us as well. Just prying no one is hurt

#i thought our little village would be fine #but the firefighter alarm going off at 2 am is telling #probably the wind tearing down a tree or a fire from the lightning possibly #idk #stiff talk #the power went out here a short while ago. street lights are not working #its completely dark outside #so im praying its not a fire anywhere #anyway uh yeah #vent i guess

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persistentplums · 11 days ago

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Billy going from big fan of Rusty to positive friend of Rusty is beautiful but I still think he would looooose his mind when he finds out Pete and Doc have an off and on sexual relationship that kinda happens sometimes but not as much.

Ik Billy eye twitches when he thinks about it too hard but he is normal about it mostly just like. Your childhood hero/sorta hear me out/kid crush hooked up with your older years crush/other hear me out/kinda in a committed deep relationship with would make a mix of “okay stop bragging you guys fucked” and “Rusty that i know now making anyone cum wants to make me torpedo something”

Billy conflicted and also distantly like it’s weirdly good for him? Worlds collide and it’s mildly intriguing in a way where he’s like 🤔 am I…into it🤔

#venture bros #vbros #the venture bros #Billy to me is a great guy who has some freaky qualities come up #to me he’s the trope of nerdy girls being into something so specifically sci-fi show based kink but obviously Rusty venture show #ex the egg thing idk how to spell it coming from I THINK Star Trek don’t quote me on that #like stuff so highly specific for the world but now if you’re in the actual world yourself I think the brain just fires off #like I definitely have a thing bc of venom when I was a kid I saw venom and went 😳#Billy quizboy in the rusty venture show awakened something in me I don’t want to talk abt rn bc I’m a gentleman #vs Pete and doc being like 👍 we had sex it was whatever honestly mostly hand stuff bc Doc can’t relax #mix it together its Billy quizboy in my awakenings are mixed together and its…..alarming

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janet-the-interplanet · 11 months ago

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linoleum wiggly!!!!

#carving linoleum for a studio art final and i wanted to get some practice so i made Him #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #black friday #nmt #npmd #thats all the tags i think 👍#motherfucker as i was writing this the fire alrm went off #and ofc its american public school so we have to basically go on lockdown till the fire alarm is either confirmed real or cancelled #we gotta wait till the all clear because shooters use fire alarms to get people oht of their classrooms #sooo fun /s

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nevada-got-screwed-over · 1 year ago

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So funny how BGC implied that Simmons is almost 100% robot and Grif is almost 100% Simmons parts but the fandom decided no it’s just the left side (usually).

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb grif #rvb simmons #dexter grif #dick simmons #the logs #grif canonically has Simmons dick grimmons has been canon from season 2 #also as funny as the reds not knowing Sheila/Lopez are having a robot uprising is they missed out on some prime Simmons robot bullshit #hi the building across the street has had its fire alarm going off. for four hours. it’s 2 AM. I am going to become the joker.

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mushroom-through-the-stargate · 3 months ago

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me, a wheelchair user, seeing a "in case of fire use stairs" sign : so just fuck me then, right?

#exactly one (1) time there was a fire DRILL in the hospital during one of my doctors appointments #keep in mind this was a RESEARCH HOSPITAL. somewhere guaranteed to have several wheelchair users #and we just sat in one of the stairwells and the fire alarm went straight through my head and made me cry #and the firefighter was like 'if this was real we'd figure out how to carry you down. but its a drill so we're just gonna chill here'#or something along those lines idk it was precovid so long time ago #and while i was too focused on being extremely anxious and overstimulated mum was PISSED there wasnt a better plan in place #also there are people not in wheelchairs who cant go down 20 flights of stairs wtf #maybe we should idk make fireproof elevators or other accessible fire escape plans #disability #fire escape plans

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foegoal · 6 days ago

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