#its me. its literally just me doing that but yeah neways

[kitconnor]

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo — red

— blue lily, lily blue by maggie stiefvater

[vivwritesfics]

I HAD THE CRAZIEST SHOWER THOUGHT EVER

Not a request (unless you want to👀) I just needed to share this with someone before I forget about it. I think I have to word like a request tho cuz I legit have no other clue how to explain

Reader wears glasses and can barely see three feet in front of her. Normally not a problem cuz she’ll just wear her glasses but when it comes to sexy time it feels a bit off to wear them at first? So she’s just a bit moody/sad about not being able to properly appreciate her man in all his glory 😔. And just not being fully engaged and whatever. NEWAYS her man being THE man decides to get her matching glasses and lingerie 🙈🙈🙈 they have to be cat eye or like siren office style from the 90s?/sported by supermodels

I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT RED GLASSES

-🤠

no bc it made me think of THIS bob floyd fic (which literally the plot isn't similar to this its just about glasses lol

no bc i can see a number of the grid finding the glasses so sexy - like daniel, fernando (in my mind he LOVES), oscar, max, Lando (yeah no trust. it starts out as a joke, of him wearing them as he walks into the bedroom, doing, like, a Marilyn Monroe impression but it soon turns to propa sexy time)

no but glasses just for sexy time? They'd live in the bedside drawer beside the lube lol. but also anything happens to the propa glasses and you'd have to wear the sexy time ones lmao

[yanderu-deredere]

Gawain Dubhán Byrne, Gavin Ciarán Byrne, Eun-jeong Yoo, Ryuunosuke Yamamoto with a reader who is extremely afraid of the dark, who can cry and always grabs the yanderes as his lifeline.

a/n: i feel like i always say this but this is literally me as fuck, esp with my night blindness loool neway, thank you for the request! and hopefully this is what you were asking for!

warning: gender neutral reader

gawain dubhán byrne ★ profile

goddamn coward when it comes to horror movies, haunted houses, things that go bump in the night

i wouldn't say he's as bad as you when it comes to being in the dark but i'd like to say that he comes pretty close

but guess what? he becomes the bravest man in the world when you get scared

he has an overprotective streak a mile long and he wants nothing but to take care of you so when you give him the opportunity?

he eats that shit up

so its safe to say he absolutely lives for this

lowkey is super terrible at hiding that he's not scared sometimes tho and it's kinda funny

like he's really bad at not flinching at small noises but he'll be as stiff as a board, trying his hardest not to let it show that he'll probably piss his pants if the noise gets any closer

thankfully, gawain would be the overly prepared type to like have a flashlight at all times, phone always at 100%, there's batteries in every drawer, etc

if you start crying, he'll get even braver. he'll get super serious and all of the fear in his body like literally evaporates and disappears

there's nothing he takes more seriously than you crying becos the last thing he ever wants to see is you sad and scared and crying

the kind of nerd that carries and embroidered handkerchief in his pocket for times like this!

Gawain wrapped an overprotective arm around you, his hand firmly yet gently cupped over your shoulder. His other free hand held his handkerchief, carefully dabbing the corner of it onto your cheeks to wipe away your tears.

"There, there." His voice was soft, soothing, calm in a way that made you feel calm too "Don't worry, I'm here too, I won't let anything happen to you, my love."

gavin ciarán byrne ★ profile

unfortunately, this mans lowkey loves scaring the shit out of you

the type of boyfriend to sneak up behind you and grab your side and make you scream

it's a bit different when you're like really scared tho like when the two of you are already in a scary situation

if the two of you are at a haunted house for halloween or when the two of you are watching a horror movie and it's really dark, he'll be hesitant to try to scare u

like yeah, he wants to surprise you but he doesn't want to terrify you

the most unfortunate part about this whole debacle is that this stupid idiot can sometimes have a bit of a difficulty telling between when you're just a little bit surprised and when you're downright terrified

honestly, the type to just hold you and not really have much else useful he'll do cus he'll be too panicked to think of anything else

if you start crying, he'll feel like an absolute jerk and he might try his best to make it up to you by trying to make you laugh or by bribing you with your favourite sweet treats

Gavin practically crushes you against his chest, one of his hands gripping onto any piece of clothing you have, the other cupping your neck and pressing your head into his chest.

"I'm so so sorry, baby, oh my god, I'm so sorry!" He babbles almost nonsensically, the panic and guilt eating at his heart "Please don't cry! Please don't cry!"

eun-jeong yoo ★ profile

approaches this with the most logic out of everyone on this list

also out of everyone on this list, eunjeong is the hardest to scare? he's seen the scum of the earth in the slums of lovelock so things like horror movies and monsters that go bump in the night don't really send a shiver down his spine

so he'll be calm and collected for you loool

he's not as ready as gawain but he'll definitely keep in mind that you have such a terrible fear of the dark. the worse your fear, the more he'll be prepared for it

he always has a lighter with him becos he smokes when you're not around is just always prepared so, if you feel safe, he'll flick it on for you and see if that makes you feel better

or he'll just hold you close if his lighter doesn't work

eunjeong also has the nicest calmest voice out of everyone on the list so he could talk you down very well i think

if you start crying, i think it'll fluster him a bit and he'll panic just slightly (definitely not as badly as gavin) but he'll recover fast and try to comfort you as quickly as he can

Eun-jeong cradled you in between his legs, your back pressed tightly against his chest, his knees on either side of yours, his arms caging you in. In his hands, in front of you, he flickered his lighter on again, the flame dancing like ballerina in the dark.

"It'll be fine." He muttered against your ear in that calm yet almost monotone voice of his "The light will be on when they fix it. I'll be right here while we wait. It will all be okay."

ryuunosuke yamamoto ★ profile

a lot like eunjeong except way more emotional loool

like eunjeong, he's kind of seen the worst of humanity so there's not a lot that can scare him

like what can be in the dark? a monster? baby, youre in love with the worst monster in lovelock!

i'd say jokes aside but unfortunately that's not a joke

neway, that aside, in my humble opinion, ryuu would be the best to have around when you're in the dark

he'd do his best to make light of the situation, maybe make you laugh a little bit, maybe make fun of himself so you can giggle at his expense

he'll try to get your mind off of the fear so to speak

if that doesn't work, he'll just point out how big and manly and strong he is and what kind of monster could win against someone like him? not any kind that exists, that's for sure!

if you cry, he'll panic a lot like gavin. he's not very good against you crying becos he's weak against stuff like that. it makes him wanna cry too but, of course, he has to be strong for the both of you!

he'll comfort you the best he can and try to make you laugh or maybe even try to find the closest light source possible if making you laugh doesn't work!

"Oh no! Don't cry!" Ryuu suddenly screamed out, making you flinch and ramping your anxiety up even more.

He quickly noticed that, of course, and felt even worse. He wrapped his arms around your shoulders, his hand cupping the back of your head and pressing your face into his neck "Ohhh, nooo, if I see you cry, I'll cry! Please don't! Ahhh, dam'it!"

[baahsu]

SIGH ITS ME LOCAL VSCEST WHORE BACK AGAIN. neways my minds fr like a fishbowl rn bc my one braincell keeps swimming back n forth btwn thinking about "yoniji dog and cat dynamic" and "super possessive of his all his siblings ichiji" but since you urself made the "craving manhandling yoniji" post ill give you my silly strange little thoughts on that one first. but know that possessive ichiji is also coming sometime soon bc he makes me crazy lmao

SO as we all know, yonji is very much puppy coded, but what we DONT know/talk enough about is how cat coded niji is. like i'm confident that mf would start purring if you pet his head n carded your fingers thru his hair

so cat and dog dynamic, already great, but now it's YONIJI where the puppy is like a head taller than the cat and the puppy loves the cat very much and wants to carry the cat around like a fancy handbag and wants to make the cat see stars (in more ways then one ;]) and this whole time the cat is like "🤬😡😾🙄" bc like. yeah niji feels the same way but GOD yonji you are a literal '''''emotionless''''' prince AND soldier please stfu you are embarrassing him 😭😭

yonjis the one who'll pull any of his siblings into his lap whenever he wants to, even in front of soldiers/staff bc A. hes physically affectionate and B. he just. can. lol (what are 0123 gonna do?? physically overpower him when theyre LITERALLY in his lap??? maybe sanji could if he was desperate but thats abt it fagagfaaghwf and if any soldier/staff member made a comment abt it they'd just fuckin die lol)

AND yonji likes doing this to niji the most bc the others just dgaf about it (ichiji doesnt mind- a chair is a chair- this one just happens to want its hands wrapped around his waist, reiju finds it cute and endearing, and sanji might've been tense about it at first but after a while he just melted into it bc ZAMN hes touch starved) but niji VERY MUCH gives a fuck about it. he gets sooo flustered and red in the face- twisting in yonjis lap and banging his fists against yonjis head n chest and shrieking "let me go you fucking ape!" in a voice an octave higher than usual. yonji is simply sitting there like "😊😊😊" bc his ass is NOT listening. hes prolly lost in his head thinking about how hard hes gonna be fucking niji within the next 3 minutes if he doesnt stop that damn squirming.

ALSO fitting cat and dog dynamic methinks- yonji bites. affectionately. like ofc he does hickeys and claim marks but sometimes he'll just go up to niji or any of 0123 and (lightly, gently) bite them somewhere on their arm or shoulder or finger to be affectionate. (is this me projecting?? maybee <3<3) niji, resident cat who finds biting as a challenge, does NOT fucking get it and goes "??!?!? motherfucker WHAT?!?!" everytime it happens. 013 understand that its meant to b affectionate but instead of telling niji this they simply watch this interaction go down whenever it happens bc its Really Fucking Funny

and to end it out, obviously yoniji fuck like animals in heat, too. yonji with the doggy style and deep growls in nijis ear and the (strong, heavy) bites that draw blood all along his neck and thighs. and niji with nails that leave scratches all along yonjis skin and whos back can arch better than any cats and who sure as hell ACTS like a cat by constantly whining and complaining the whole time during sex abt yonji smothering him with affection but the second yonji sighs n eases up on em niji immediately goes "!! what the Fuck do you love me or not??!?!". yonji quickly realizes that sometimes the best thing to do is just shove some fingers in his mouth to get him to stfu :)))

OKAY and fin lol. they are so silly yet hot together. goofy whores, even. they make each other better AND worse. i love them.

-J.J c(:

No no no but this is so good?? So accurate?? Even the little details?? Ichiji doesn't mind yonji putting him on his lap because it's just another seat to him?? Yonji's ready to murder someone if they say shit about what he's doing?? Everyone's amused at how much of a dumbass niji is?? I LOVE IT ALL

Cat and dog dynamic just fits so perfectly for yoniji it's crazy!!

Yonji is that mix of being a huge dog that doesn't realize it grew too much and of being a huge dog that's pretty much aware it grew and it's making the most out of it. He's constantly craving physical affection, you can see it in his eyes and in his figurative tail that's constantly wagging as he trails behind his siblings, the catch is that if they ignore him he can just manhandle them all, toss them over his shoulders and plop them on his lap when he gets to a couch

Then there's niji, only outwardly accepting physical affection on his own terms, but making a scene if he gets ignored for too long. He's always threading that line of "I hate you, leave me alone" and "I hate you slightly less today, come cuddle me"

So when you put them together it's just hilarity overload. Niji has no chance against yonji, he can't fight him, can't overpower him, he can't barely even move when yonji got his arms around him (even worse when yonji gets his whole body on top of him). But it's obvious to everyone niji secretly loves it, he feels yonji's weight and warmth and the way he mercilessly pounds into him and he just purrs and whines uncontrollably

I also think ichiji's kinda like a cat too, except he's the type that just sits there on his own, judging everyone and just takes it if someone decides to do something to him. And by someone I mean yonji and reiju, if it's niji or sanji his other side comes out and he'd much rather tease them for being needy

[anissapierce]

Ok some more mayhem thoughts

I rlly love donnies contribution isnt being a super genius thats such a departure its refreshing his contribution is essentially galaxy quest the redux

Idg the person saying disputing the line abt raphs rage problem like yeah saying you dream of fighting us indictive of like a rage issue bc like the fervor at which he said it plus when we saw him fight? Literally kept beating on the dude after he gave information

Im not thinking too hard abt how age w the mutants work bc the movie told me not too but i do think its interesting. Like having the movie itself make a distinction tht scuddlebutt is an adult and i guess if Superfly was the oldest he was too? Neway we didnt have a chance of old man yuri sadly bc baxter is probably dead but idk i think itd be fun if he's brought back

I enjoy the move past the overgeneralizing mystic east backstory and just having them been created from lab ooze, this is the first splinter w no connection to japan (im counting the ninjitsu book in the 2014 movie) which is interesting n i was so right abt tht lol like splinter being cast as jackie chan caused such uproar n just like when tony shaloub was cast i was right to not raise angry pitchforks. Also wrt seth rogen n bebop the mutants were nvr human so i think its fine tht hes got a white va now n also bebop doesnt even speak. Genghis frog only has a few less lines than him. Rocksteady felt mute lol

I loved the ending i loved the way this depicted nyc. the idea of actual new yorkers seeing them at first n thinking they were times squares performers. The way that they too fought against Superfly? I love the Alvin and the chipmunks situation the boys have especially idk in todays ~climate~ the idea of people banding together against a common enemy is cool i loved everyone being cool with the turtles

Like the narrative choice of 'oh actually when you do the hard thing n put urself out there you'll find ppl wholl help you be connected' very cute.

Overall it felt like such a culmination of all that's come before and i rlly hope we see Superfly and cynthia Utrom again

[sociallyawkward--fics]

HEY BACK AGAIN. idk how long its been cuz mobile is trash but me n my friend were talking abt how we were in a lot of the same fandom spaces as kids. Sanders sides being one of them. n i was like..... Long shot but do u know sociallyawkward--fics.. n at first they were like no i dont think so.. but then they looked u up n went OH MY GOD YEA??? ill send u a screenshot off anon but i told them we were friends n they said it was like finding out i knew a celebrity LMAO -H (ironic considering theyre prob more popular on ao3 than u😭 they briefly turned back into a 12yo fanboy)

its still so crazy to me ive known u for so long n met him like 3-4 years ago worlds collide ..... Also u can post this though im off anon if u want idc -H

ALSO. since im here. idk if i ever told u my age but when i sent my first ask to u i was probably 11. maybe 10 even. im turning 18 in a couple months now. its hard to bring myself to read some of the asks (ok most of the asks) i sent u over the years bc i was an incredibly anxious and awkward autistic kid. But u always treated me with so much love hahakjs at the time i was rly struggling n had very few friends n AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME CRINGE TO LOOK BACK ON u were honestly the only older person i could talk to n it rly meant a lot lol. im so much more confident n comfortable in myself than i was all those years ago n ik i dont send u asks nearly as frequently anymore but tbh even if eventually its only once every few years ill always think back on u so fondly n gratefully. Neway i literally hate being sappy so ill shut up here but yeah. Thanks n such -H

ALSO IDK IF UR ACTIVE ON AMY SOCIAL MEDIA RLY?? BUT IF U R I CAN GIVE U SOME OF MY SOCIALS mostly i just tweet abt my day occasionally on twitter but i also have a sideblog where i post art. just thinking that maybe then i wouldnt have to be like 'and heres a quick summary of the past 8 months' n u could check up on me whenever instead of only seeing me when i send asks😭 -H (its also so less formal cuz when i send in asks u Gotta respond whereas if i post 'just ate a kickass burger' u can just. Like it. idk idc either way but lmk ^__^)

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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ANSWER THESE FOR MONTHS SINCE I'VE BEEN USING TUMBLR AGAIN AND MY LACK OF OBJECT PERMANENCE HAD ME KEEP FORGETTING I AM SO SORRY 😭😭😭😭

dkjfhkdhf omg that is so wild that you have a friend who also knows about me dkjfhdsf Sanders Sides (back when it was waaaaay smaller of a fandom lol) was the first (and tbh only, really) fandom where i had any real level of "popularity" as a fic writer, and i fed off that high for SO LONG lol -- hearing that people were obsessed with my work, both then and now after the fact, is genuinely so surreal dfkjhdjkfh like. i am just Here, i am just Some Dude who wrote some words that got them weirdly popular at 17-18 dkjsfhdkjfh (also cuz i try to gather all your asks into one post, you continue to remain anonymous just cuz i copy-pasted them into the post in the same order they were received lol)

Dude it is CRAZY that you are almost 18 (or, by the time i am finally managing to answer this with my Bad Brain Powers procrastinating it so long, already 18) -- I looked back and I was 18 when you sent your first ever ask to me dkjfhdf that's so wild. I am so honored that you saw me as an older person you could come and talk to, even if it was just through anonymous tumblr asks for the past 6+ years lol. I always think of you fondly too, and I am so proud of you for the way you've grown up and grown into your confidence

ALSO YOU CAN TOTALLY SEND ME YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA djfdjdsjkf you can absolutely send me any of your socials!!! I know your main blog because you've sent some asks without it (have I ever remembered to follow it??? I meant to but I can't remember, this is also a Brain Forget-y Accidental Procrastination thing), but I would LOVE to see your art sideblog and def feel free to send me your twitter!! I have not opened my twitter in like. 3 months, because i was having Unhealthy Habits so i tucked the app into a pocket out of site and stopped using it for a while, but I am doing better now and would definitely open it back up more often again to see what you were up to

Also!!! You can always feel free to DM me on any of my blogs/sideblogs here on tumblr, too! You don't have to wait to send an ask (though I love receiving asks from you, don't ever feel like you have to stop even if we connect elsewhere!), you can always DM me on any of my blogs (or on any other socials we may exchange, too!)

[crowhyun]

crow,, ur so evil 😞 but i see what u mean cuz cliffhangers do make the reveal/next part even more exciting so !!! 👁️ i hope writing for chap 11 is going well for you i’m pumped as always :D mmm yeah i definitely get what u mean ITS SO HARD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AAAA .. honestly i would totally pick soobin if i wasnt such a sucker for the good ol enemies to lovers kinda thing even tho they arent rEally enemies but yeonjuns just a huge grouch yk 😟 BUT BUT at the same time how tf would soobin react to them being together cuz man it’s so obvious he likes mc a lot 💔💔 screaming cryinf ALSO random but if writing all the charas gets overwhelming or too much for u u could always just do the classic trope where they get seperated or smn 😭 sent to diff levels idk CUZ I CANT IMAGINE HOW ANNOYING IT IS SOMETIMES BUT U STILL R AMAZING AT BALANCING IT ALL THAT !!

and AWH ur mom is so sweet a teddy bear,, T-T my friend gave me a mini teddy too but it’s like a keychain!? so it’s on my backpack now 🫶🫶 BUT NEWAYS spring breaks in a week wooo!!! any plans ?!?! i’m going on a cruise in mexico w my friend n fam VV EXCITED 💗😞

- 🦆

i love to be evil heheh

Honestly, I wrote that cliffhanger without knowing what would happen next, like I think I had an idea but i forgot it so now i have another idea but i think the last idea was better yet idk bcs i literally forgot what i had in mind lmfao

so recently, i've been tryign to think of what exactly would happen, but if my memory wasn't so shit, i probably wouldve wrote the while chapter by now :/

but yes, writing for all the characters is so annoying, BUT i have an idea on how to make it work, and you'll witness it within the next chapters <3 (evil laughter)

AND SPRING BREAK AHHHHH

My spring break isn't until the first week of april :( I hope you have fun in mexico, though, i REALLY want to go to mexico one day (which, now that I'm a flight attendant, its bound to happen) but when you get back, tell me abt the cruise and all that good stuff, I'd love to hear!!

[fiisheyes]

I love that you’re into astrology. Same same. I’ve done me and Liam and we would HATE each other lmaooo. Whyyy??

OKAY its been like a month but i still wanted to look over this so thanks for bearing with me (-:

im going to kinda jump between placements/aspects so this might be a bit confusing..

your mars in liams 2nd house

QUESTION are you significantly attracted to his voice.... not necessarily his way of expressing/speech patterns but like the sound of his voice the grumbles the texture the depth or whatever etc. if not then im just wrong but mars is your sexual attraction and the 2nd house rules the neck/voice..... maybe you like his neck ... or want to kiss it ? it probably means if you knew him irl you guys would b very touchy ... like you might cling to him alot or whenever he sees you hed be instantly hugging u or maybe mindlessly playing with your hair something like that yknow.. yeah

Jupiter trine Jupiter ...?

I guess i dont know for sure but it looks pretty clear... anyways cross your fingers you do have thisbecause this is a very very good placement. its like pure good fortune. harmony and u guys beinf very lucky together and when your around eachother, making eachother happy, together embodying freedom and attracting adventure. its literally The Good Vibes aspect. so good.

His venus in YOUR 2nd house

hmm alot of 2nd house like even ur moon.... interesting lots of taurus energy. neways he would probably try to woo you with nice things or tasty food. or maybe just heyy i have money (; lol. neways you guys would probably be sort of possesive of eachother not in a crazy way nesecarily but like, a sweeter i love this one theyre mine kinda feeling. like you know an unspoken kind of safety or grounding u feel around yhem. maybe he would try to provide for you .??? could just be like desperate to pick up the bill but who knows

ur pluto square his venus

ummmm....... so.. u have that intensely good aspect.. this is an intensely not necessarily bad but probably hellish and chaotic and maybe dramatic aspect. idk. ur pluto hes venus .... this is a placement to google because other people could express this more eloquently but. when you guys would first meet u guys would be weirdly drawn to eachother, probably attracted to eachother as soon as u meet.? um but Plutos you shadow self it represents karma and like raw growth idek basically imagine liam like flower petals floating around and theyre very lovely and they fall around you but you need to see and theyre in your way. and also you wish you could touch the flower petals but you have no way of gently picking them up without putting a crazy amount of effort into it ........ i dont know basically liam would be like present in ur life but you just could not deal with that like ..... I CANT EXPRESS IT BUT its like extreme attraction and wanting to intensely and intimately know everything about eachother but theres some very clear incompatibility that would take alot of work to get around . ive heard it compared to liam is a bird and youre a person who loves liam in ur life but you can only really keep this bird in a cage in your house because thats just how it is for you ,????? ugh go look this one up its intense and nuts at least you would have some drama to have fun withi

his mars in ur 4th house

he would probably be into u pretty soon into meeting just cuz hes into the 4th house /cancer energy of ur rising. anyways this is ridiculous but he is INTO the mommy milkers vibe im so sorry for saying that but its true . kill me.

neways on top of that he might cry if u guys had sex and complete 180 u might help him get over childhood trauma. in ur relationship u might act sort of motherly not in a fetish way (..unless u would want to .?) but just a subconscious taking a guiding caring role.

your mercury in his 3rd house

I LOVE THIS !! simply enough this means you guys would have really great conversations, have fun talking together and joking around, and understand what the other one is tryig to express (:

there is sooo much more in here to talk about but im getting bored so summary .... you guys would feel very close and have fun together, but deeper issues and incompatibility might make ur relationship get chaotic quick... either way itd be a adventure. lots of hugs and hed think ur pretty.

[hobidreams]

RAAAAAAAAIN!! I love that we’re back to the present with May 1869. And I totally see WHY the timeline delved into their past with those drabbles. I love seeing the way their relationship has evolved over the years, and most importantly, WHY things have changed. It’s a lil heartbreaking to see how circumstances have shaped their tenuous relationship, but I still have hope!! I love the way you start off this piece with this imagery of her standing in front of a mirror admiring Yoongi’s mark and missing him. “As the days grow longer, his visits have become far less frequent, though the minutes he spends indulging in your heat seem to extend ever so slightly in turn.” Hmm either he’s lasting longer bc of experience, but then… WHO ELSE IS HE FUCKING👀… or he’s simply dragging it out to spend more time with her???👀👀 AND OMGGGGG we finally meet jimin- Scholar Park- and he can have my whole heart. The way he treats her like a normal person should be expected, but unfortunately for her reality, is a luxury. His lil meltdown about acquiring Bang Si-Hyuk’s latest text had me so endeared and I’M HOWLING over ✨oppa hyuk’s✨ intro into MLT HAHAHAH neways, the way the older scholars are punking my baby jimin have my fighting fists out and ready to defend my boy!! Will we be seeing more of Scholar Park??🥺 Ok, but the way Scholar Park realizes she’s THAT uinyeo-nim… “you can practically see the moment it clicks in his mind that you are that physician, the one who’s name is irrevocably tangled with the king’s… you can literally feel the turmoil going on within him as he tries to figure out how to address you… Just a lowborn, a hole, even a witch doctor that has bewitched jeonha…” UGH. Did she just refer to herself as a HOLE?!?! R U SRS???🙄 And… is he fucking her face-to-face regularly now?😳 The way you have me going back to April 1869 to make sense of “are you that need for a fuck?... you think you feel the ghost of that word lingering around his questions, but it is a small blessing that has not said it aloud since that night in April.” Ah, I see he is no longer degrading her with the term “whore”... I’m guessing bc he’s heard the whispers of palace inhabitants calling her that. Ok, but I mean, you probably ALREADY KNOW that my favorite part of May 1869 is Yoongi’s “never have”😩😩... like I’m that biiiish that guessed she was his first and that night he came to her was his first time (I mean… his bumbling thrusts were a dead giveaway for me cus any non virginal man KNOWS how to thrust, but whether or not they can make a womxn cum is a whole nother story🙄), but catch me also being that biiish that’s shook she was right!!!!! 😂😂😂Ok Rain, we already know I’m gonna make some dirty comment about the smut, so here it is: the way he fingers her to use her arousal as lubricant for his cock… yeah I liked that, it was vvv hot 🥵🥵Also, don’t think I didn’t catch HER marking HIM for the first time. So symbolic of her staking her claim on him as THE ONLY ONE. And I see her wearing his bracelet again. Catch me piloting that lil grey stone of hope skipping my ass across the pond bc I BELIEVE IN THEM!! “You’re the only one.”💕 Ahhhhhhh I’m still squealing!!! 🤭Such an exciting and spiiiiicy update. As always, MLT is such a pleasure to come home to. I have only the utmost respect for you and your writing babe!! I hope your thesis is going well!! ILYSM💕💕

BAAAAABE i’m so glad u get me 🥺💓 as u always do because u are perceptive as hell 🥰🥰 hold onto your hope!!!! the same way our dear uinyeo-nim does haha. OK but like its so relateable because i would let Yoongi mark me however he wishes-- but anyway. heheeh im so glad u enjoy Scholar Park because i was so excited about revealing him!!! he was such a fun character to write amid all this ~angst~!! we are DEFINITELY seeing more of him.  as for the face-to-face...... yep he is 🤭 annnnd she’s coming a lot more too, isn’t she? 🤭🤭 interesting. and heheeheh yessss i was dying to tell u that you were right abt the virgin thing when u first guessed it 🤣 but fr like, most men at least know how to thrust at least, so i was hoping that’d be enough of a hint for some of y’all to pick up on it 🤣✨✨ PLS U GOTTA HAVE THE DIRTY COMMENT LMAO HAHAH hell YES she’s staking her territory. ladies, back off. this one’s mine!!!! kind of !!! 🤪 hahaha omg the image of u on that stone made me giggle. thank you so so much for this thoroughly entertaining ask 💕 i seriously appreciate u like crazy and i hope ur having a great week, lovely!!!! ilyyyyyy 💓

[meshkol]

Twitter Threads (or That One Time Tony Dialled It Up to Eleven)

Summary: Social media is hard and full of trolls, and Tony has poor impulse control.

Notes: I hate this so much. Less cracky than I wanted it, because I suck at writing humour. Fill K-3 for the Tony Stark Bingo 2019: Gossip Press. Unbeta'd as per usual. Any relation to existing twitter handles is entirely coincidental.

Warnings: Social Media, Twitter, Homophobic Language, Sexist Language, Ableist Language, Internet, Trolls, Protective Tony Stark, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Goes On A Rampage

No one can say that Tony’s ever had good impulse control, especially about people he loves.

@1234ideclareathumbwar posted: I donno what it is about dr strange but he must suck dick like a pro if hes got iron man whipped god knows theres nothing attractive about him except those dick suckin lips #drstrange #ironman #wtfisstarkthinking

 @100percentDONE-xxx replied: yeah its not like he can give a decent handjob ffs must me the lips or maybe hes just tight every1 knows stark loves a tight whole hes prolly cheating neway poor cripple

 @itsawrapandimreadytoparty replied: Probably just lays there and thinks about the wizard gods just to get that $$$...I’d think of England even for a nymphomaniac drug-addicted sugar daddy too, tbh.

 @BlessYouThor-ness replied: still can’t believe he chose strange over THOR like everyone can see the chemistry between them and tony is such a bottom he’d take thor’s cock so well fuck yes

 @they-did-the-thing777 replied: is it just me or does strange look like an alien maybe there’s no magic at all just aliens and he’s got a tentacle dick and stark just wants to mark off another box on his worlds-biggest-slut checklist #tonystarkispathetic

 @snowflakes_makeme_lol replied: hes just fkn ugly i s2g stark id spread 4 but strange??? that bitch be ugly asf n not worth gettin my dk wet prolly get aids

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: You guys are the pinnacle of our evolution and I am in awe of your genuine kindness and polite generosity (and grammar). Wow, I can’t believe Stephen Strange saved all of your jerkass lives TWICE for this shit and you know what? Everyone knows I’M the cocksucker in this relationship, dumbfucks.

 @kiki_blow_this_popsicle_stand replied: HOLY SHIT LMAO

“What are you doing?”

He doesn’t bother looking up from his tablet, backing away from that thread because he has no interest in seeing the replies, and hunting for the next war he can wage. “Destressing,” he replies gleefully, clicking on a thread that mentions Pepper. He can feel Rhodey behind him – and, what’s more, he can feel the disapproval seeping out of his pores too now that he’s peeking over Tony’s shoulder – but he’s on a roll, and fuck impulse control when he can sass and bitch on twitter. Some people just need to be removed from the genetic pool of the human race and not be allowed to procreate, honestly.

Somewhere in bumbfuck-nowhere, Fury is having a coronary and Stephen is rolling his eyes so hard they’re permanently lodged in his cranium.

@rudethatyoureallamatwink posted: Does anyone else think that Pepper Potts only got the job at Stark because she’s got awesome legs and a great twat and Tony Stark wanted to stick his dick in? #idfuckher #pepperpotts #starkindustries #idfuckhimtootbh #tonystark

 @MyNameIsGoFuckYourself replied: lol ur gross shes like 35 or smth but wvr u want crusty ol lose pussy u do u bro #oldchickgross #getbotox

 @shredderinmymetal3-14 replied: @MyNameIsGoFuckYourself lmao wtf?? He started fucking her when she was like twenty or something so she was still nice and tight back then. I mean I’d still fuck her right now cause she’s one hot cougar and I bet she’s learned a thing or two from the Slut Extraordinaire. And anyway, how tf do you know what her cunt’s like?? The only hole you’ve fucked is your mom.

 @queeen-bee-says-hi replied: Wow, you guys are pigs. Pepper Potts is a strong, independent, beautiful woman who is worth a thousand of all you, and your mothers would be ashamed of you all.

 @gags_are_the_best_fight_me_bitch replied: @queeen-bee-says-hi hey look theres the feminazi if you want i can replace that stick up your pussy with my dick you know you need it ill fuck you real good show you what a real mans like

 @truthisanillusion replied: I’ll fuck @queeen-bee-says-hi AND @OfficialPotts_CEO at the same time fucking feminazi cunts, god knows you bitches would be grateful for my prick in your gaping lesbian pussies

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Wow. So. Uh.

1. That’s revolting and my AI just delivered the IPs of @gags_are_the_best_fight_me and @truthisanillusion to the authorities for premeditated violence, rape, and hate crimes. You’re welcome, and feel free to send a cash donation to the charity of your choice for my thoughtfulness. I’d recommend something for women’s or LGBTQ+ rights, and I’ll match it with a multiplier of 1000x.

2. @queeen-bee-says-hi, good for you, and I can see from your profile that you’re a student. Consider your crops watered and your schooling paid for, all the way to your twelfth PhD if you want it.

3. @OfficialPotts_CEO can and will murder you with her pinky nail. I’ve taken on Thanos and I’d rather go ten rounds with him than piss her off. THAT’S why she’s CEO, not because of her admittedly awesome legs.

4. I hate this hellsite. If I buy it, can I kill it?? Rhodey says “technically” so I’m gonna look into that now.

 @i_stan_one_legend_named_virginia_p_potts replied: IRON MANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! DEFEND THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!! #PEPPERPOTTS4PRESIDENT

 @iaminlovewithcapandimunashamed replied: lmfao incels be fkd when #ironman comes to town

 @truthisanillusion replied: Hey @YouKnowWhoIAm No one trusts you or likes you, you fake ass super “hero” taking it up the ass like a faggot stfu and die already, kthxbye

 @queeen-bee-says-hi replied: whAT OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT NECESSARY

 @OfficialPotts_CEO replied: Tony, stop picking fights and threatening to buy twitter or I’ll ground you. And just accept the gift, @queeen-bee-says-hi - after all, he’s already done it.

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Shut up Pepper, you aren’t the boss of me.

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: And jokes on you @truthisanillusion because I’m already dead inside come at me bitch I’ll be the one in the multi-billion-dollar suit of armor surrounded by Avengers

 @OfficialPotts_CEO replied: Actually, I am. Don’t make me take away your toys. Or call @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel. He’s on speed-dial, sweetheart, and he likes me better than you.

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Rude.

 @Sorcerer_Surpreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: The last time you threatened someone, your house got blown up. Please refrain from egging on internet trolls or I’ll dump you for Rhodes for my own sanity.

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: ALSO RUDE.

“You know, I’m not even remotely bi-curious and I would totally tap that,” Rhodey says absently, though his lips are quirking into a smirk.

Tony rolls his eyes. “Hands off, you little shit, or I’ll tweet about that one time in MIT when you ate that—”

“Fuck you.”

“Been there, done that,” Tony quips cheerfully. “Not remotely bi-curious my ass—”

“You know what’s better than picking fights with twelve-year-olds on twitter? Kicking your ass right here. You come at me, Stank.”

Tony opens his mouth to reply but then gasps, already losing himself in another thread after sending a middle finger emoji into the last one.

@mwahahaha-666 posted: You guys can wax poetry about Tony Stark all you want, but screw that basic-ass rich boy - everyone knows Doctor Strange is the smokin’ hot one. #takemenow #mybodyisready #drstrange

 @ukulele_jedi_master replied: PREACH!!! stark may be loaded but stephen is the one that looks like a prada model giMME THAT MAGICAL DICK

 @xxx-foreverfit-xxx replied: Fuck both of you. I just wanna be a fly on the wall when they’re fucking each other...or better yet, DIRECT them on how to ruin each other #ironstrange #otp

 @highpercentageofuselessnessachieved replied: i wonder if he can clone himself like can u imagine?? being fucked from all ends by #drstrange cock?? what i wouldn’t give to be tony stark omfg i don’t even want the money just the hard dickin from that fine piece of ass

 @its_a_fact_that_captain_america_has_a_big_dick replied: He’s got Iron Man wrapped around his little finger so he must have the biggest dick and the know-how to use it properly. Yes pls and thank you very much, I’ll take that monster dick pronto.

 @TGBYHN_4_LYFE replied: dude i tell u what i would do what @xxx-foreverfit-xxx said: sit in the corner w a ridign crop in 9’’ stilettos rubbin myself while directing them 2 do what i want...make em touch n stroke n suck n bite n fuck each other til they cant walk anymore n then cuddle w them n stroke their hair

 @catcatcatcat-cat replied: I would give my college education, my life, my cow, and my internet access away for the rest of my life for a sex tape

 @xxx-foreverfit-xxx replied: @TGBYHN_4_LYFE omfg fuCK YES CAN YOU IMAGINE listening to them moan as they lost themselves in each oter, so fucking desperate to get off that they’re begging you to let them cum even as they try their hardest to obey, covered in precum and sweat and hot as fuck

 @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 replied: I s2g the amount of fanfiction I write about those two alone should have me committed but I literally can’t stop the two of them are so fucking hot together that it should be illegal god bless Iron Man and Dr Strange and their sexy, sexy chemistry and sexy, sexy bodies #killme

 @one-upon-a-time-in-asgard2 replied: They are the hottest couple in the history of the universe and so fucking pure I love them both so much also @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 I demand a link to your fics cuz I’m always looking for more ironstrange porn #otp #ironstrange

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel Hey, they think you have a big dick. Little do they know that they’re totally right and that you also have the added bonus of actually BEING a big dick too! #dontthreatentoleavemeforplatypus #orilltagyouinthirstposts #awesomethirstposts #stephenhasabigdick #andiloveit #goodshit

 @mwahahaha-666 replied: OH MY DUCKING GOD

 @its_a_fact_that_captain_america_has_a_big_dick replied: Well, I’d be mortified that Tony Stark is replying to this except Tony Stark is acTUALLY REPLYING TO THIS BLESS YOU IRON MAN

 @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: One of these days I’m going to murder you with your own bravado and not lose a night’s sleep over it. And fine, I won’t touch Rhodes...I’m sure Rogers is free anyway, and he’s always so polite when I visit.

 @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 replied: Please don’t read my fanfiction I will literally combust in embarrassment also I am dying over here in Copenhagen omfg

 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: BRO CODE, DUDE. YOU’RE VIOLATING THE BRO CODE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT A DIVORCE.

 @catcatcatcat-cat replied: ...oh my god what does that mean you guys are MARRIED??!?! BLESS THE WIZARD GODS!!!!

 @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: Rhodes, I know you’re reading over his shoulder, so if you could please take away his phone now before he ends up on the cover of the Times...or breaks the internet. Again. Thank you in advance.

Tony reacts immediately, trying to make a break for it, but Rhodey’s already tackling him into the couch, a hundred and ninety pounds of lean muscle and pretty Class As. Tony hisses breathlessly, the wind knocked out of him, and he struggles valiantly to keep his hands on his tablet while Rhodey does his best to rip it away. He doesn’t have a very good position so he makes a hair-brained, split-second decision to throw his body weight to the side, making them both roll off the couch. Rhodey’s a jerk though, and manages to react fast enough so that Tony takes the brunt of the impact, and he can’t even help but groan in a mixture of mild pain and disappointment as he feels the tablet being removed from his lax fingers.

“Sucks to be you, Stank,” he says breathlessly, fingers flying over the keyboard, and Tony cranes his neck until he can read Rhodey’s reply (and on Tony’s fucking account what in the hell!):

@YouKnowWhoIAm replied: I think I broke your hot mess of a husband, Stephen. Come collect him before he murders me with his eyes or gets his hands on another electronic device. We’re in the lab.

Three seconds later, Stephen walks through a portal, looking oh-so-fucking-gorgeous in his battle robes, and wearing a scowl of irritation that bodes well for rough, mock-angry sex in the near future.

Tony grins unapologetically, and abandons the lure of social media in exchange for his pseudo husband.

It’s an easy choice.

Also read on ao3.

Feel free to prompt me things on my Bingo Card!

[baekhvuns]

okay so i'm here again, surprizingly alive lmfao school is killing me :D

but omg the new vm feature on universe is feeding my delulu ass right now, 2ho saying i love you dAMN,, i love u too😔💔

ALSO I SAW THE SPOILER hwa definitely does NOT wear the pants in this relationship. lmFAOOOO AND IM HERE FOR IT. i seriously love tropes where one is all bad and rawr grr growl but when it comes to their s/o they go soft marshmallows uwu AND CANT EVER SAY NO TO THEM AAAAA

also tmi😭 its like about to be 2am here, i stood up from sittinf down for like 2 hrs and then i felt like i peed my shorts, turns out my period decided to give me a visit😁 AND NOW I FEEL GROSS AND STICKY even though i literally just took a bath right after that happened

anyways

how've u been! i hope life hasnt been hard on you <33 i was rereading part 2 of duke hwa like my life depended on it lmfao i think i need to go see a doctor

also mingis hair!! i thought the pics he uploaded with that hair a few days ago was taken a long time ago😭 turns out it really is his current hair <33 he looks so good with it, we now have a oreo line!!

also lmfao ateez and kq keep on edging us JUST DROP THE DAMN CB ANNOUNCEMENT WILL YOU😭😭 im tired of wearing the clownsuit every 12am kst like, they dropped the fever diary one earlier, I THIYGHT IT WAS THE XB ANNOUNEMENT💔

also why does sannie keep on doing the eating poosie pose HQJZHAHHAHAHAH

okay neways JWIZJAZJAB please take care of yourself ms baekhvussy owner<33 stay safe and healthy!! hope your days will be full of fun and joy always, mwamwa

-🍤

hi bestie!!

okay so i'm here again, surprizingly alive lmfao school is killing me :D

hello !!!! BDMADJ YOU GOT THIS BESTIE YOU GOT IT 😭😭

but omg the new vm feature on universe is feeding my delulu ass right now, 2ho saying i love you dAMN,, i love u too😔💔

LMFAOOOO pls the way my friend messaged me ant this new update and the delulu level is on a mAXX

ALSO I SAW THE SPOILER hwa definitely does NOT wear the pants in this relationship. lmFAOOOO AND IM HERE FOR IT. i seriously love tropes where one is all bad and rawr grr growl but when it comes to their s/o they go soft marshmallows uwu AND CANT EVER SAY NO TO THEM AAAAA

LMFAOOOO HE DOES NOT 😭😭😭 WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE YN,,, u know how side characters have more personality than the main character,,, this yn is exactly that 😭😭 YEAH RAW GRRR BODYGUARD WALKING BEHIND HER LIKE A DOG NGBWM 😭😭😭

also tmi😭 its like about to be 2am here, i stood up from sittinf down for like 2 hrs and then i felt like i peed my shorts, turns out my period decided to give me a visit😁 AND NOW I FEEL GROSS AND STICKY even though i literally just took a bath right after that happened

NAURRRRRRRRR I FELT THAT PHYSICALLY hope no bad cramps for u ✨✨🤚🏼 no cramps at all ✨✨✨🤌🏼

how've u been! i hope life hasnt been hard on you <33 i was rereading part 2 of duke hwa like my life depended on it lmfao i think i need to go see a doctor

ive been well!!! it has not bc i sleep half my day <3 ☺️☺️ NOT PART 2 GET OUT THATS FULL OF SMUT GHWKFH TAKE ME WITH U ASWELL now imagine how much smut would be in the next series i DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABT IT FBFB

also mingis hair!! i thought the pics he uploaded with that hair a few days ago was taken a long time ago😭 turns out it really is his current hair <33 he looks so good with it, we now have a oreo line!!

HES SO MF CUTE I CANNOT THIS MAN IS VILE HES SOMETHING ELSE ON STAGE AND THEN HE POSTS THEM CUTEASS PHOTOS 🔫 MEN 🔫

also lmfao ateez and kq keep on edging us JUST DROP THE DAMN CB ANNOUNCEMENT WILL YOU😭😭 im tired of wearing the clownsuit every 12am kst like, they dropped the fever diary one earlier, I THIYGHT IT WAS THE XB ANNOUNEMENT💔

i think they just forgot they have a cb 😭😭 july 29th should be the date so we should see announcements end of june BUT EVERYTIME THEY TWEET I RUN LMFAOO ME TOO PLS I WAS CLOSE TO LOOSING MY SHIT OVER 1. IT WAS ONLY ONE VERSION 2. THICKASS BOOK 😭😭😭

also why does sannie keep on doing the eating poosie pose HQJZHAHHAHAHAH

GET THE FUCK OUT THAT SOMG JUST PLAYED IN MY MIND GET OUT 😭😭😭

okay neways JWIZJAZJAB please take care of yourself ms baekhvussy owner<33 stay safe and healthy!! hope your days will be full of fun and joy always, mwamwa

yes miss shrimp(ussy) !!!! pls take care of yourself tooo!!! take breaks from uni too ayo 😭😭🤚🏼

[ayankun]

I don't know if anybody else feels the need to crunch numbers and make spreadsheets for fun whilst writing for fun, but here we are

There's a nice empty void where the final scene is going to plug in lololoLOLOLOL. Literally everything else before and after this scene is in the can. (The can where they put film reels, not the garbage can)

Number crunching reports some interesting news. Yesterday I was like, "oh, 700 words should do it, 'cause it's more like part-2 of the scene before, and that one's short, too." Yeah. NO. That previous scene is tied for shortest, but it clocks in at ~1500 words. Overall average scene length is 2.3k, but that's because the first two are front-loaded double-wides and the ones that come after move through their piece a bit quicker; the second half is more like ~1600 each.

So I'm still looking at a half-day-up-to-full-day worth of words to wrap this up!!!!! The words are definitely in my head, words and images, and feelings, so it should be fairly straight-forward to spit them out, but I can totally see how "lol 700 words" can escalate to twice that amount without me thinking too hard about it.

1k+ seems way more realistic, and for pacing purposes probably important, so it's looking like the end product is going to crest the 12k mark after all.

Old me would have probably tried to stop sidetracking to do this kind of number crunching, or downplayed the fact that it was happening, but Current!Me is here to trust (and take notes on) the process. It's not wasting time/getting distracted if you I just accept it as part of the work being done. As an integral part of the fun.

The era has come for acceptance, no more self-critical talk, okay!!!!

(I'm also not stressing about the possibility that it somehow won't get done, too. It's not a possibility. I bit off just the right amount, this time, which is highly satisfying and reassuring.)

SIDENOTE TIEM

Writing this fic makes me feel the same way as watching the show makes me feel. Just, constant warm-and-fuzzies.

I don't think ... I'm not sure that I've ever mined a source narrative for my own ends and ... exactly replicated what I liked the most about the source material?

Usually I come at it with some sort of agenda, some kind of "yeah that's cool but what about this" extra "something" to bring to the table, to enmesh within the framework of the original thing. With HSMTMTS, I feel like I'm plugging in these same ol' agenda-driven hallmarks of myself as a writer, but . . . . no one will ever know. My motivations run parallel with those of the original.

I'm not writing to create something I want that doesn't exist; I'm writing to get more of the same thing I already love. This fic is technically an AU, but I don't think I've ever written more of a love letter to canon. Truly a remarkable experience, HSM is. It feels bespoke to me, everything I ever wanted, and I owe it a staggering amount for its influence on my life. Just, my whole entire life.

I'll be really glad to get this out into the world and see what the reaction is. If it ends up being my all-time all-star fic, I will be exceedingly satisfied with that eventuality. And if it somehow gets ignored, well, it'll have a home with my other two faves that literally no one has ever read, and that will be excellent, too, because I wrote it for me.

NEway this post is itself 500+ words so just take the time I spent writing this, multiply that by three, and that's how long it'll take to finish the fic, right? That's how it works, right?????

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Jimmy

Fake dating begins!

Janis: Grace wants to buy you a coffee for being such a gent. Janis: If I was you I'd have a freebie black and charge it to her tab. Her and her cronies are in there enough, and it'll save you having to endure a frappe/her and said giggling gal pals. Jimmy: Me and her or a group hang with the BBs for the 'gram? Jimmy: 👍I did that last week and the one before Janis: Depends. She obvs wants alone time with you but she's never passed up a #goals photo-op in her life, so. Janis: Can't be freeing the nip on Insta but maybe she's got a private snapchat she wants to whore out, you'll be well in then 👍 Janis: Christ. Good to know not ALL her money goes on Brazilian blow-outs, she's also topping up the salary of every hot barista in town, what a philanthropist she is, amongst other less favourable titles. Jimmy: If you can be arsed to 3rd wheel this I'll shout you something from the secret menu Jimmy: Which exists swear down and isn't just a invite to my snapchat Jimmy: Why am I worried Brazilian blow outs is a way bigger euphemism any day Janis: Hmm. As much as I try to avoid spending ANY time with Grace, for obvious reasons as you well know, it could be pretty amusing to see her make such a twat out of herself. And it would piss her off if I gatecrashed...Fuck it, I'm in. Janis: Don't get any ideas about making some taboo twin content though, lad, that only happens in the minds of pervy porn execs, and in weird old lady novels from the 80s. Janis: Lol. Yeah, it ain't a Cavante special. Its to make her look MORE white, funnily enough. As if the coffee habits and UGGs weren't making her a literal meme for the cause already. Jimmy: I'd rather down a strawberry açaí refresher with coconut milk every time Grace makes a gaff, which funnily enough is what necking with your sister's tall mate tastes like, than get sandwiched between the two of you Jimmy: I'd shout her a flat white if she'd get the joke though. One for each of them Jimmy: 😩 Janis: OMG, girl code, Grace sooooo saw you first, Tammy is gonna be out on her flat white arse when Gracie finds out, like 💀 Janis: The feeling's mutual, dickhead. Wouldn't put it past my sister though, she's more obsessed with me than she'd EVER be with you. 🤢 At least she'll be moving on when you finally give in and give it to her, I've got a life fucking sentence, mate. ⚰ Jimmy: OMG Minnie (??? Isn't that her name maybe) launched herself at me first and I'd be out on my penniless arse if I'd let her crack on over the counter ⛔ Jimmy: I like my encounters with a little less ego it's no crime. Or slight on you, mate. Jimmy: I'll tell Gracie that if she ever lets me get a word in. Janis: Fuck knows. All look the same to me. Ironic if it is, though, fucking jolly green giantess. Janis: And soz but sexual assault ain't no crime either when you're them though, they're just being #girlbosses swear down garda 💋 Janis: Good luck with that one, kid. Even if she gives you the chance, she won't be listening. Fucks with the fairytale where you shut the fuck up and carry her bags 'cept to call her pretty once in a while for said ego's boost. 🙊🙉 Janis: oh, and look good in the 'gram, standard. Jimmy: Could be what the lads call her... whoops Jimmy: Damn. I'll have to spoil her fun by letting it be known I've got myself a girl already. 🎻 Shame it'll take me years to find one who can stand the interrogation 💔 Jimmy: Gotta get Cass to keep her ear low. Effort. Janis: The 'lad's' secret is safe with me, the 'girls' are hardly likely to listen and I'm even less likely to bother to tell 'em. She'd just think #pussygamestrong 'neway so I ain't giving the bint that unwarrant stroke when you've all already been there, done that. Sloppy. Janis: Woe is, lad. Like everyone ain't on your dick rn 'cos you got that shiny, new appeal. Just pick one that ain't TOTALLY unbearable- ah, I see your problem. Janis: Sadly, I can't help, I ain't the massive lezza you've no doubt heard from the lads and girls alike that I am. Janis: Slim pickings either way you swinging, you see. Jimmy: You can help me then. Go on. Think how mad it'd make Gracie if nuffin' else Jimmy: Counter distance between us at all times if you want Janis: Aside from pissing off my sister, which I'm more than capable of by me larry, what's in it for me? You get her off your dick and back into Costa to cry it out, like Jimmy: Freebies of any of Common Grounds finest where you can also hang without her and her hangers on Jimmy: Semi trained mutt if I can wrench it from my sisters grasping hands? Jimmy: Plus an end to the rumors if you're arsed about that. You said yourself I've got the newbie appeal Janis: Alright, alright, you had me at dog! Janis: I won't deprive your sister but I could do with an AM running partner who can keep up. I'll wear it out and have it back to you at the end of your morning shift, before she's even had her weetabix or found her school tie. Deal? Janis: I'm down for writing our own rumours, why the fuck not, eh Jimmy: Done. Her name's Twix and she's as annoying as the name makes her sound. Jimmy: Get ready for rumors about how many bodies she's buried for you after all the holes dug Janis: Cute. And I'm sure I've dealt with worse bitches, I'm up for the challenge. 💪 Janis: Its always the dog walkers init, suspicious cunts. Jimmy: Yeah, and if you wanna bury a few of 'em yourself I'll keep my lips sealed Jimmy: Tomorrow too soon? Janis: Good man, you will if you know what's good for you. Janis: Though, not too sealed, gotta set this dump's/my sister's world alight, like, and I don't think that's happening if we just hold hands. 😲 Janis: Nah, I'm ready. Only thing I got scheduled is double chem and that can always do with livening up. Janis: How you wanna do this, lover boy? Jimmy: Point taken. I better work on my angles too. For the 'gram. Jimmy: With minimal cliches if that can even be a thing round 'ere Jimmy: Probably wouldn't believe it without 100s would they Janis: You best, I don't know how to work facetime, you've got the wrong twin there. Janis: Well, I could oh-so casually ask Grace if her and the bitch squad are going for coffee on the way home from hell (as if they don't every fucking day) and she will be buzzin' thinking I wanna come 'cos she's always asking/attempting to drag me like she's on a mission from the coffee bean gods Janis: Then we can be there, together, oh-so casually again Janis: Aside from sucking face on the playground (which is a little first school, even for these hoes) its the best way to get max attention and thus the rumour mill will do the rest Jimmy: Make sure Tall Tammy's at the back. Can't have Grace missing it Jimmy: See if you can get one of them to spill coffee on you too. Everyone loves a heroic gesture and a clothes share 😏 Janis: 😂 Brilliant. Janis: Assuming Grace doesn't straight up throw it at me, I'll be sure to make that happen. Janis: I'll probably come chat to you at lunch tomorrow too. Can't have this springing out of nowhere, like, how implausible! 😏 You hang with Sean Bryne and that atm, yeah? Jimmy: Yeah we'll be in the smoking spot if not our usual corner Jimmy: I'll slide into the seat beside you the period after make it look like we got it really bad 💘 Janis: 👍 twos up on the ☠ 🚬 then, lad. what could be more romantic? Janis: good thinking, grace is in that class too and she's hopeless with maths so she won't be paying the slightest bit of attention to anything but the absolute scandal Jimmy: What should I call you so you don't wanna punch me in the dick as soon as I go in for a pet name? Janis: Eurgh, good shout, even if it is just to save your own bollocks, can't blame a boy. I don't fucking know, what's not vomit-inducing but also #couplegoals enough to make it worth the hassle? Janis: Blah, just remember my name, yeah, that'll have 'em creaming. Such courtesies are not often extended their way, like. Jimmy: Deal. And I'll # everything #JJ so you can block it from your feed easy Janis: Solid. Janis: Imma take a picture with your dog tomorrow, it best be fucking cute. Jimmy: [Takes a selfie with Twix and sends it] Do you? Jimmy: Not my #goals but should spark jealousy with the intended Janis: Cute. Janis: The dog ain't bad either. 😉 Janis: I'm getting in practice Jimmy: I'll do mine in the comments when it's posted Jimmy: How keen is cringe in the eyes of Gracie and her friends? Janis: You're asking a mouthful there. If you're too nice, they'll say you're boring. But they've gotta at least pretend they're feminists in this day and age so if you are too full of the bants and low-key treating me like shit, they're gonna have to pretend they ain't here for that even though that's every boyf they've ever had, na'mean? Janis: Just say something confusingly inappropriate for what is not gonna be a hot pic, isn't that how you lads do? Janis: I'll set you up with a lame caption Jimmy: Thanks. There's back room access in it for you Jimmy: Again not a private snapchat invite Janis: Steady on there, not until the 3rd date, at least! 😂 Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: Seriously though. You're not as much of a bitch as everyone says. Nice one. Janis: Well, don't be spreading that backhander about, will ya? Janis: You've got a rep to make, that's a bit of mine I'd like to protect Jimmy: 🤐

[resmarted]

am i trans-ish? i mean i'm always transcending several different planes if that's what you mean. on one hand i think intellectually i'm a totally hot dude avatar but on the other i highly respect the process that fully transitioned people went through to ever dare use that word and wrangle myself into it like some sort of belated bandwagoner. yknow? like just bc i'm fluid and on the spectrum doesn't mean i get to claim a word that took an entire generation of ppl before me to acquire and fight for just for me to go all willy nilly with it. like i get the snobbery of the trans community bc i would be pissed too if i went thru all these hormonal changes and then some random hipster dyke was like you know i Feel like i'm probably a man today, so. i'm just gonna be that til at least late afternoon. neway i also think its way too nice being a female in the sense that you're not plagued by a life controlled by your dick like, cause dudes seriously do not know how to handle having dicks. i'm so glad i don't have one for real bc i already feel like i have a hard time not being a sexual creep at people so i can't imagine having a dick that just goes boing boing boing schwing at everything all the time like that seriously must suck and i have an honest sympathy for dudes bc of it. the biological chemistry of a guy is like gobble gobble must put my dick in things. and being female like yeah i am plagued by literally everything there is to not enjoy about being a woman but at least i don't have to like jack off ten times a day to weird porn or whatever, although it might help come to think of it. i will take my maternal instincts and lifetime movies and random fits of crying around the time of my period any day over like making life altering decisions bc my dick needed to be sucked by some rando offering or whatever the case may be it just sounds awful so no thank you but also my dick is bigger than literally everyone's. spiritually, metaphorically, scholastically, jkjk im a dropout bye

[anissapierce]

Bros n thembos im gonna keep it honest ... I Prefer white jon +white martin art juhujbjiighh like if it's fun ykim? Like im sorry but im too old n too burned by the performantive allyship of the white ppl pushing p*cecil (who literally treated the actual poc in fandom who disagreed w them on other shit terribly ....accusing them of all sorts of nasty behavior ) tht like ... Idk bro martin n jon are so white as characters .... Like theres podcasts where like theyre more surreal or less connected to the real world etc where im like fine w seeing racebending tbh.

But ok ike the fct tht jon has this fanon design tht spread frm fckn nowhere (unlike tpps design for juno & peter which had official artists so the design consistency makes sense. ) And tbh i prefer poc!jon + white!martin in the specific dynamic where like ...martin isnt being a white savior but hes taking care of jon n like srry but the brown person in the interacial pair being unconditionally loved and cared for is Rare for me. (White ppl who draw martin as black n jon as not but still do tht dynamic n elevate it to comedy .... Bro stop bro plz think thru shit)

N its like .... I ran @a-poc-alypse for a coupla years ... 90% sure i got some sorta trauma frm tht whole ordeal but honestly bc of tht like ive said in other posts im just tired of ppl just racebending for aesthetics only .... Like yes its important tht poc get to be seen in all typa roles n yeah defaulting to white sucks. But ppl think tht by just changing the visage of shit theyre doing something

Which is petty shit in fandom but its the typa mentality frm Hollywood too whrre they think casting poc is all tht they need to do. Or the fucking dumb publicity stunt some book store was doing for black history where ....they had all these classic books but the covers were racebent into black folks ?

N like now tht this shit has reached literally the mainstream im tireddddd, ive been in this rodeo too damn long. Neway if u want a horror pod frm across the pond thts v gay try Mabel

[anissapierce]

ok but to the trans communities she very much is fetishizing womanhood. she found a niche to get her fame back and in the mean time shits on trans communities and its exhausting to watch. just about every person i've seen still respects her pronouns but we all hate that she's basically used being trans as a way to get back into the limelight out from her wife and kids. nobody trans wants her a face for the community but she's a famous white woman every time she opens her gob she speaks for us

jenner is a stain on trans communities and it's not really okay to call op transmysoginist for saying she's fetishizing womanhood bc she is and it's fucking nasty. she's fetishizing transness and womanhood to be famous again but keeps her white boy politics and keeps shitting on communities shes unfortunately become the face of

Oh you absolute saints you respect a  trans womens pronoun good golly miss molly someone get you a GLAAD awards stat. Literally you’re just stating some conspiracy theories ? Like yeah ok maybe coming out publically and wanting a show was like.... something that she did to get more attention I Guess. But heres the rub anon... she was already in the public eye. Like she was there was no way for her to just ...disapear and live the rest of life like in what recluse? Saying that she fucking ‘decided to be trans for the press’ is some bre/tbart shit? Like yeah the kardassions and jennos are now a fucking empire and yeah a lot of their choices are orchestrated to get the most ammount of money flowing their way but ....fucking christ this is on some ‘beyonce didnt give birth to her kids’ type of bananas conspiracy shit bs like tbh at this point since u think shes just a man who did it all for the shits n giggles.. just fucking call her a man and use he/him because what ur doing is literally Just as transphobic

Anon....do u realize that... Saying a trans women 'fetishizes womenhood' is an age old transmisogynistic rhetoric that equates trans woman to 'actually just dudes who get off to the perversity of wearing the fairer sexs clothes' (eg calling trans women 'transvesitites' ) like u can criticize Madane Jenner but don't do it by feeding into something tht Terfs n other transmisogynists have been saying from Jump.

By making this about 'the trans community' anon...like... Ur even being kinda trans misogynist there bc like we know tht Jenner's a women we know tht she's trans so its important to be specific ? Jenner being a capatalist shill is a bad look for all trans ppl yes but like...it esp impacts TRANS WOMEN. N like... The way ur being vague about this makes me think ur not in fact a trans women (u NVR said u were neway so...) So u defending op is esp suspect because you could literally be a fucking.... trans dude or nonbinary dfab person..... going against the original person (who is .....trans like they even fit ur idea of trans they have ‘they/them she/her’ in their bio)