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wroteclassicaly · 11 months ago

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When your best-friend Steve Harrington asks you to hold his fleshlight for him.

It wasn’t really something that either of you planned on happening. But then it just did. Steve had been pent up from work all day from typical annoying patrons, smart mouthed jocks from the high school, that were freshmen when he was a senior (tenfold karma, Harrington), and Keith’s particular way of criticizing his every move out of some form of nerdy revenge. You could count on one hand the times that Steve had to bail out of your two person movie nights on Fridays (Saturdays were for dates and Sundays were for hanging with the rest of the parties and running kids around), and tonight happened to be one of those occurrences. Usually, it would be for self-care or whatever reason he needed to spend alone, but when he’d barely shed his leather jacket upon entering his house, dusting snow off of his boots — he was about to crawl out of his skin by the time his massive palm was wrapped around the receiver, thumb strangled by its cord.

He was… off? And seconds after he’d cancelled without much reason, the line went dead. You wanted to give him space, especially because he usually called back to tell you goodnight. But after being unable to sit still and finish a generous portion of the large pepperoni pizza you’d ordered the two of you, you were grabbing your keys for the journey over to his place.

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It didn’t take but five minutes before you reached Steve’s house, pulling in behind his familiar car. You dangle the copy - made spare from your pointer finger, trekking your way up to the door and letting yourself in, wiping at your wind-whipped, wet eyes. You know he’s not on the first floor, its entirety dark and a little cool. So you toss your coat and keys onto the small table beside the entryway, kicking off your boots to join his on the cheesy welcome mat, and you make your way to the second floor landing to his bedroom. Seeing a buttery glow spill out from the crack in his doorway, you’d proceeded, only to be met with a sight that only appeared in your late night fantasies… and pretty much your every waking thought.

Steve is facing his mattress, sheets tousled and clothing pooled beside him, stood on the left side of his bed, naked and glistening in the perspiration of teasing, observing his massive length as he edges himself, moving the toy slowly over his cock. You know what it is, you’ve seen it in magazines and stores, in some porn. A fleshlight, they call it. Your brain goes through a million thoughts at a couple seconds to spare.

Why doesn’t he have someone here to do this with? He can get a date?

Is he okay? Obviously he’s very okay.

Holy fuck… he’s big.

Holy fuck… he’s beautiful.

A little more than usual, waiting on the summer sun to tan his freckle and mole spattered skin. His hair has grown longer, curling at the nape, his shoulder blades and biceps defined from a regular regime. And that ass, the way it flexes and is perfectly plump, connecting to those hairy thighs and big feet, his own toes curling when he twists, a wet squelch coming from the faux cunt. There’s beautiful chestnut curls scattered across him sternum and connecting to a trail that surrounds his base and those full, heavy, balls. That cock… thick, barely able to be pushed back into the toy, his fingers having to peel back its soft pink layers to help ease the slick way, decorated in a vein that matches the one running along his forearm

And you must make some sort of noise, because your lips part to let in a gasp of air, causing his body to twist in a sudden defensive stance, clenching the toy so tight with a ‘caught’ pose. You go to move and the door spills open completely, slamming back into his dresser and shaking old sports trophies. You’re panting, seeking out the words to apologize, Steve is wincing from how hard he still is, attempting to cover his modesty. But the air shifts in the room and you gain a boldness, a restlessness that won’t be satiated, nor a conscience satisfied if you don’t ask.

“Can I help you?” A customer service line from working at Scoops with him. But it comes naturally.

Steve, biting his lip, disheveled — he nods. And it’s happening. A tickling ease, a line crossed.

“C’mhere.” He’s waving with his opposite hand. His ribcage expands as he gulps in lungfuls of air.

You’re at his side shortly, shyly. “W-what do you need me to do?”

His spare hand pushes back through his hair, amber gaze gone to a midnight sky, teeth milky white, defined jawline covered in stubble, and a perfect nose. His voice is raspy when he lets you know what he needs.

“Go get on my bed, lay back for me. Please?”

A fucking gentleman.

All of your clothes feel too tight, smothering you as you lay back on his bed, his pillow immediately invading you. Your hands are unsure of where to go, but he approaches slowly, kneeling his way into kneeling by your feet. “I’m gonna… Can I use this between your legs, honey? You don’t have to do anything, just let me do all the work.” He motions to the toy and you want nothing more, suddenly offered the world.

It’s your turn to say it now. “C’mhere.”

He’s using that enriched tendon covered forearm to prop himself up beside of your head, slotting right between your knees, his remaining hand wrapped so tightly around the toy that his skin is pulled taunt over his knuckles. He sinks his teeth into his lower lip, releases it, licks it, and then he’s asking, “Can I?”

“Go. Do what you need to do. I’m right here, Steve.”

If you thought the toy was loud before, the sound of him working his lengthy girth through its walls right in front of you now — it’s surround sound. You’re watching, unable to help it, bones threaten to be dusted to ash from how hard your heart is ramming beneath your breastbone.

“Wanted to come over, but it’s been a shit week, an even shitter day. And I just needed to —“

“— Release some tension, right? I get it, I do it too. I have a cock that goes… I —“ you stop your horny rambling, face feeling too much warmed.

Steve’s face scrunches, teeth gritting, and he twists the toy until slowing it almost completely. “Tell me what you do. You fuck yourself with it, right? When everything is too much and not enough? Fuck, honey.”

He doesn’t verbalize, but you don’t either, simply accept the toy and hold it against your denim covered cunt, leaving Steve’s hands free to hold on either side of you, his nose nudging yours as he leans down — here, present. You copy his earlier motions, using the toy to glide along his length as he thrusts into it with a new focussed vigor. “That’s it. You feel so good, honey. Workin’ me so right.”

“I’m soaking — fucking — wet for you, Steve. Just so you know.”

His hips stutter and his nose finds its way into your eyelashes, cheek pressing into your own. “Fuck, you’re gonna make me cum into this thing, and I want —“

“— You want what, Steve?” You hold your breath.

He answers without fear or pause. “You.”

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ma1dmer · 1 year ago

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Call of Duty - Vladimir Makarov NSFW

the first time I went on a date with a slavic man my mother turned to me and told me "I didn't immigrate, for you to be going out with Ivan from the village" anyways, here is ivan from the village

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): surprisingly he talks, he'll go on and on about the small things in his day to day, his shitty day, the things he's seen since he last saw you, his plans for the future ,especially if you speak his language, in the darkness of your room pressed against each other naked like that, he almost opens up to you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): he loves legs, he is a man who can appreciate a good high heel to elongate them, loves fucking you in the tights and heels combo, very particular about them too, he sees you walking around in a skirt with a slit up the thigh and heels and he's pulling you to him, asking if this is his present

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): in the heat of the moment he's so into the idea of cumming on you, messing up that pretty face of yours or leaving his mark on you in a way, but the second that post nut clarity hits he is absolutely disgusted, quickly throws something for you to clean up with while wiping his hand

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he is a bit of a masochist, its just one of those things he'll never admit and you better not bring them up at any point in any conversation, but it gets him so riled up when you have the balls to slap him back, he doesn't encourage your behavior outside of very specific moments in the bedroom though, it's rare for him to actually allow it, but you can immediately tell when he's in one of those moods, he'll be lost in the feeling of you wrapped around his cock and suddenly yank your hand to wrap around his throat and growl at you to go on

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): a man with a lot of experience, mostly anonymous hook ups here and there, so it's tough to get him to get used to an actual serious commited relationship, but it's nice, he won't complain with having someone to always warm his bed or wait for him to come back home

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): the basics, on your back holding your legs as he fucks you, he'll kiss your forehead or cheek growling filth against your sweaty skin, if you turn away from his kisses he forces you to look at him, gets very petty about that

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): serious and very very intense

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): all natural, not particularly hairy but he doesn't do anything to it, he always smells very very strongly of cologne as well

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): not exactly romantic, if you keep him content and his bed warm, he spoils you outside the bedroom, that's his way of showing he cares and his commitment to you, but he keeps his distance in general, he is a greedy greedy man, he wants your full attention but won't give you his unless he is forced to do so

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): before he thinks of jacking off he first texts you, if you don't answer his texts, he calls you, asks you if you are busy, not really caring for any answer other than "no, my love, what do you want?" ,he'll be stroking himself through his pants as he asks you to come over or tells you he's about to pop in for a bit, if you happen to be busy he'd rather take a shower and wait for when when he can next see you again

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): power dynamics, impact play, choking etc

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): he keeps his private business behind closed doors, can't stand the idea of other men ogling you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): a short skirt, high heels, red lipstick, play a bit of dress up for him, he's a simple man who can still enjoy the simple pleasures of life

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): he does not share, he gets angry with you when another man looks at you, can't even comprehend the thought of bringing someone else in the bedroom, if you even suggest it, you are out, he's gone, and he's fucking every single woman within a 100 mile radius as revenge

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): loves receiving, he is not particularly gentle with it though, he likes things very specifically so he orders you around or straight up moves your head like his personal fleshlight, he also enjoys having a finger or two in him while you give him head, won't talk about it outside the bedroom, but always lifts his hips up or straight up moves your hand to his ass when he fucks your mouth to let you do your thing

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): rough and fast, he'll take his time to prepare you but once he's inside he's almost single mindedly chasing his own pleasure, you have to keep up with him and take matters into your own hand, enjoys the show greatly

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): not a big fan, if he is at work, he is at work, you don't intrude during that time and he hates nothing more than an impatient brat

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): not really, he likes things very particularly done, its difficult to convince him to do something new, he's not unmovable but if you insist too much he gets stubborn and will keep denying you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): it really depends on the context, how long since he last saw you? how pent up is he? after a success or a failure? how generous is he feeling that night? is he spending the night or needs to fly out in a couple of hours? everything moves with his schedule

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): he's quite possessive and very self absorbed, he doesn't like the idea of you using them by yourself when he's gone, but can definitely be convinced with something he can control for you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): he is pretty straight forward, isn't so much a tease as he has a bit of a mean streak, he enjoys the little jump you make when you think he's gonna spank you ,but instead he just gently cups your ass or thighs, will smirk and ask you if you are scared of him or something, tells you to relax and stop being so tense, even though you have legit reasons to be worried

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): grunts and groans and a lot, a lot of dirty talk, especially if he sees it gets a rise out of you, you'd expect him to be quieter but no not really, he makes these deep guttural grunts as he fucks you and curses up a storm, especially in russian

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): he is a pussy slapper, he eats it with precision and great enjoyment, but he's so mean about it, will coo at you in russian when you flinch at his touch

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): average length but very thick with a slightly thinner crown, very hard to adjust to

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): very average, it's common to send you off with a wave of his hand if he is busy, but when the need arises in him he does expect you to drop everything for him

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): this man is a little spoon, he will never admit it or ask, but every night he turns his back to you and expects you to hug him at some point

#call of duty #call of duty smut #call of duty x reader #makarov smut #makarov #makarov x reader #vladimir makarov #vladimir makarov smut #vladimir makarov x reader #modern warfare #modern warfare smut #modern warfare 3 smut #modern warfare 3 x reader #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #cod smut #cod mw3 smut #.writing

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bigification · 9 months ago

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Bear Darts

"Yes! They finally came in." I say in excitement as I pick up a package in front of my dorm. I rush inside and rip open the package. 8 small darts with a weird green liquid inside and a bamboo tube. "There's no way they actually work right?" The website seemed so legit and the concept seemed too good to be true. "Guaranteed to transform any man into a certified bear." Was the tag line. I am tempted to jab one of them into my arm right now, but I'm too nervous. What if it's just poison or something? I should at least test it out, it'll be fun anyway.

I stuff the darts and the bamboo into my bag and head to campus. Who to start with? Mr. Henderson could be a good option. I don't like him so if it goes wrong I don't care, and he's pretty scrawny so I'll be able to see any difference. I decide to head to Mr. Henderson's office, figuring he'll be a good test run.

On the way, I come across a raccoon rummaging through garbage in an alley, and an idea sparks through my mind. If it's that harmful, it would hurt a raccoon, so I might as well test them out. I pull out a dart and the bamboo and head into the alley. I slot the dart into the end of the bamboo, line up the shot, and blow as hard as I can. I hear the swoosh of the dart piercing the wind. The dark hits the raccoons back and it barely reacts, as if it's just a measly mosquito bite. The green liquid drains out of the dart, and I wait for a reaction. It doesn't take long for the animal to start twitching. It's hard to tell in the shadow of the alley, but my kind went straight to the worst, it was poisonous. But then I saw its body change shape. It wasn't much, but its scrawny limbs grew thicker, its belly grew rounder, and its grubby little paws grew larger. By the end, it still resembled a raccoon, just larger and meatier than you'd expect a raccoon to be. Could this be real? I continue watching as the raccoon resumes its normal activities.

I let out a chuckle in excitement at what was yet to come. I walk back out of the alley and speed walk to Mr. Henderson's office, this was gonna be good. The website said results may vary depending on what the person looked like before the transformation, and based on other things like genetics. Essentially it's random. But I was still hoping to see Mr. Henderson with a big hairy gut spilling out of his shirt.

I finally make it to his office and I slowly open his door just a sliver. He's standing in the middle of the room, looking over at the wall to the left of the door. I feel confident enough that he's not able to see the door from the way he's looking. I look over to see he's very concentrated on a bunch of photos hung up on the wall, which makes sense as he's a photography prof.

I take a mental image of the prof before I line up the shot, so I can compare the before and after in my mind. He's got buzz cut and a bushy salt and pepper beard. His frame is quite skinny but I can see a little bit of a belly and moobs under his shirt. That shirts definitely not doing him any favours, I wonder what it will look like on him after. His arms and legs are scrawny, with little fat or muscle on them. He's also wearing some camo shorts.

Now with his image locked in my head, I prepare a dart and like up the shot. Same with the raccoon, I blow as hard as I can and the dart lodges into the side of his belly. He flinches for a moment, but then stops in places. I can see his muscle twitching, as if they're cramping and freezing him in place. It all happens so quickly. It starts with his belly. His small belly grows in waves of soft fat, each wave packing dozens of pounds. Each wave makes his gut jiggle more and more as it grows rounder and rounder. His gut and his love handles spill over his waistline as his shirt rides up, revealing a stretched out belly button. Soon enough, it appears as though he stuffed a small beach ball into his stomach with how large it is. Though it is soon complemented by a growing pair of soft moobs. If what he had before were moobs, he now has full on man tits. They're soft and round, pressing tightly against his shirt. I can even see his nipples harden under the shirt. Next to fall is his ass. His once flat derriere quickly plumped up similar to his belly. Waves of fat perked up his ass as it threatened to rip through his shorts. The button on his pants popped off and flung across the office in dramatic fashion, leaving his fly wide open. His arms and his legs thickened slightly as a layer of fat covered them, though they stayed quite skinny in proportion to his body. Also, in the process, his beard had grown out and became almost all grey.

The entire time I could feel my dick riding up into my waist band. This was so much hotter than I expected it to be. I want to go in there and get my hands on that fatass so bad, but I have to have restraint. His muscles have stopped twitching and he seems back in control, though he still seems laser focused on the wall of photos. He reaches to scratch his belly and seems a bit shocked at the fact that he's scratching skin rather than shirt. "Huh, I coulda sworn this fit yesterday, musta shrunk in the wash." He shrugs, completely oblivious to the changes his body had just gone through. I don't know if I find it more or less hot that he seems to not care that he's a fatass. I don't have time to think about it though, as he starts to turn towards the door. I quickly grab my bag and run. I'll get to see him for photography class tomorrow anyway.

I think about who I want to hit next. I've got 6 darts left and plenty of profs on my list. Now that it seems safe, I'm more willing to go for profs I like. So I think one of the hottest prof off the top of my head. Mr. Ahmed. God he's hot. He's got perfectly toned skin, a thick black beard, and beautiful eyes. The only thing is he's quite skinny, and I like my men thick. So this is the perfect opportunity, and his office is close by.

I arrive at his office and see him just on his phone. My mouth salivates as I think about what I'm gonna do to him. I pull out a dart and shoot it. It lands right into his biceps and the green liquid rapidly drains from the dart. My hand instinctively drifts to my crotch as I wait in anticipation.

He froze in place, just like Henderson. But this time it started from his arm instead of his belly, it must be from wherever the dart hits. His once skinny arm swells, ripping his sleeve in the process. His forearm followed suit, growing a thick pelt of hair in the process as his delicate hand grew into a monstrous man hand. The transformation continued into his shoulders, then to his chest. His shoulders broadened, pushing his small shirt to its limits. Then his suddenly exploded outward, tearing straight through what was left of his shirt. Thick muscles now lay under thick man tits as they hand over his stomach. His already thick chest hair became more dense as his nipples grew large and sensitive. His other arm quickly grew just as large as the first, evening out his hulking body. His exposed belly went from flat to large and rotund in a matter of seconds, though it remained quite solid from strong muscle that grew below it. His gut befell a similar fate to the rest of his body, being covered in a layer of dark hairs.

His lower half quickly grew to match his upper half. Fat and muscle flooded into his ass and thighs until his dress pants ripped in dramatic fashion, leaving him in nothing but his extremely tight underwear, leaving little to the imagination. The legs continued to grow, and his feet seemed to grow at least five sizes, busting out of his shoes. Finally his facial features began to change. The rather young professor looked as if he aged 15 years in just moments as wrinkles and blemishes riddled his face, and his hairline receded slightly. His face also seemed to become a bit chubbier, matching his hulking gut.

He finally unfroze, seeming unfazed by changes in his body. He reached to stretch some of his muscles, I'm sure they're sore after such an intense transformation. But he quickly realized his lack of clothing and left to a backroom to find some. The idea that he wouldn't be able to find any clothes that remotely fit him made it all the more hot for me, but I got out before I got caught.

I was on top of the world, there was no way I would stop now. I thought about who to find next, and the choice seemed obvious. Mr. Salim, how could I forget the health and fitness prof. Ive never had him, but damn it is tempting to take a fitness class just to get to look at him more. He kinda looked like Mr. Ahmed but buff, cocky, and far more charming.

I quickly made it to the fitness building and found his office. I peaked in and saw him working out with his earbuds in, this was my shot. Without hesitation I load a dart and shoot. I chuckle quietly as I see the dart lodge into his ass. He goes to scratch his ass but fails to notice the dart, soon after he drops his weights and freezes in place. His already perky ass grows slightly, but not as much as I'd expect. Still enough to pants ride down his ass a bit, revealing a bright blue jockstrap. Of course Mr. Salim would wear a jockstrap. His thighs grow significantly, bulging with muscle to the point of ripping his pants. The rest of his legs follow suit, growing thick calves and massive feet.

I can see under his shirt that his waist is tightening up, which is surprising given that he's the first one to not get fat. A little disappointing if you ask me, but I'm not disliking what I see so far. His shoulders broaden and his chest puffs out, ripping right through his shirt. His arms nearly double in size, making his look like a bodybuilder as his hands grow to match. His face seemed to age as some of his hair turned grey. As he aged, his already hairy body became even more so, covering most of his body in thick salt and pepper hair. Even his stubble grew out into a thick silver beard.

Mr. Salim put down his weights, got up, and walked to the mirror in his office. He turned so he could see his ass in the mirror and snapped a photo.

A part of me was hoping to see him become a fat slob, something about fat gym teachers always got me going. But I certainly wouldn't complain about this view.

The health and fitness building is right beside geography and history, so I should head there. I try to think of a teacher I've had in this department. Maybe Mr. Smith? I had him for first year history and he's hot, I just remember him being a bit weird. That doesn't matter, I'm already on my way to his office.

I peak through his door and see him focused on his computer, perfect timing. I load a dart and shoot it. It hits him in the side of his thigh. Within moments I can see his jeans struggling to contain his growing legs. His jeans become even tighter as fat fills his ass, creating a loud pop sound as his belt snaps off.

His slim torso expands until he has a thick muscle gut and love handles that spill over his jeans. His chest grows into two strong but soft looking pecs that are impossible to miss through his tight shirt. His arms explode with muscle, making it look like they're gonna rip his sleeves. Finally his face fattens up a bit as a short beard covers his soft jawline.

Mr. Smith leans back in his chair and crossed his arms over his tank of a gut.

It wasn't what I expected for Mr. Smith to be honest. I expected him to turn into a big fat history teacher, but he is hotter as a muscle chub. As I'm watching, he goes to unzip his jeans. He whips out his massive dick and starts to jerk off. Damn I didn't expect Mr. Smith to be packing that, but maybe it's a side effect of the darts. I keep watching until he swivels his chair in my direction, I can't risk being caught so I leave.

I look at my watch and realize I've lost track of time, I have a math class right now. I run across the campus to my math class and quietly sit at the back of the theatre.

I quickly get bored and wonder if I should hit Mr. Derrick with a dart in the middle of the lecture. It's risky but I'm bored so fuck it. I pull out the dart and try to shoot it as quietly as possible and it hits him square in the stomach. Mr. Derrick is a very scrawny man, so I'm curious about how it's gonna effect him.

As soon as he gets hit, he stops talking and freezes in place, but weirdly enough, no one in the class seems to notice. The man's skinny body explodes with fat. At first he grows a small pot belly, then a sizable beer belly, then it settles as a giant ball gut that looks like he stuffed a beach ball down his button up. I'm surprised his shirt has ripped yet. His chest grows two man tits that are visible through his shirt. The sleeve of his jacket starts to look like stuffed sausages as his fat arms fill out all the space in them. The man's thighs thicken until his pants start to rip and his fat ass causes his fly to rip open. Finally his clean shaven face grows a thick brown beard.

He continued the lecture as if nothing had happened. His lack of awareness of his body makes even more hot. I can't believe he ended up that fat, I can see his gut spill out of his shirt each time he reaches up. And every part of his body bounces when he walks around. Eventually he ended up sitting down for the second half of the lecture, and he was often out of breath from just talking.

Once the lecture is over, I walk up to the front of the theatre and talk to Mr. Derrick.

"Hey, I've been struggling keeping up with the material lately, I was wondering if we could have a one on one session?" I ask him.

"Oh ya for sure, just come by during my office hours and I'd be happy to help." He responds. The man is practically panting at this point and I can see the sweat start to drench his beard.

"By the way, I don't think that shirt fits you anymore sir." I say just to make him uncomfortable. He just looks down, blushes, and runs off. Hobbling as fast as he can out of the theatre.

I got two darts left, I should use them wisely. The only teacher I can think of right now is Mr. Brown. His voice is so deep and buttery but his body doesn't match it, he's really skinny. I think he'd be better off as a bear anyway.

I make my way to the athletics facility, I've had him for French and English class, so I know where to find him. He works out around this time most days, so I make my way to the gym. As I walk to the gym, I see him in the corner of my eye in the showers. He's turned away from me, so I quickly take my shot, hitting him in the back. His back muscles grow and become more defined before a thick layer of fat covered them and creates thick rolls down his back. His stomach grows into a sizable belly with a thick belly button. His chest expands, first to juicy pecs, but then they slowly soften into a pair of moobs. His traps grow as his shoulders broaden, I also notice that he's getting taller, like a lot taller. He was shorter than me, but now his head is well above the shower head. His arms grow to match the rest of his hulking body.

Next his ass widened and started to sag slightly under its own weight. His thighs thickened until they rubbed together and his feet grew from a size 11 to a monstrous size 20. I also noticed his dick grow to at least 10 inches, if not more. All the while he was still getting taller, by now his shoulders were above the shower head. Finally his facial features became softer and fatter as the hair on his head fell out, although his stubble grew into a thick black beard.

As the transformation ends, Mr. Brown reaches behind him and grabs the dart out of his back. He's the only one to have noticed it. He looks at the dart for a moment, then turns toward me. I try to duck behind the wall, but I think he saw me. I hide in one of the bathroom stalls until I hear him leave, with the size of that man, it's not hard to tell where he's walking.

Once I can't hear him anymore, I rush out of the stall and grab my bag. But just as I reach the door, I bump into Mr. Brown. He's waiting at the doorway with a small green towel wrapped around his waist.

"What's this?" He says holding up one of my darts. Interestingly enough, it's a full one. The one I shot him with should be empty, so that means. Oh no. I look through my bag, the last dart is gone. Before waiting for a response, Mr. Brown just grabs my arm and jabs the dart into it.

I feel frozen in place. My clothes feel tighter and tighter until I hear them rip. I feel the warmth of the locker room air touch my bare skin. I start to feel itchy all over my body as my perspective shifts higher and higher. I feel so strong. I feel like I've grown a foot in height, but I'm still at eye level with Mr. Browns chest.

I finally gain control of my body and look down at the damage. I have thick pecs and a little bit of a belly, all covered in hair. Thick arms and legs, also covered in hair, actually my entire body is now covered in hair. And the bulge in my underwear is massive.

I turn my attention back to Me. Brown.

"Where did you get these?" He asks in his deep intimating voice. I stutter for a moment. "I'm not gonna snitch, I just got a few people I want to use it on." Mr. Brown asks. My fear turns to excitement as I realize the damage Mr. Brown and I are gonna do together.

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hyukalyptus · 3 months ago

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nsfw alphabet - hueningkai ! - cw. some mention of spanking (paddles/whips) in k, r, and t.

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex) - biggest snuggle bug. i think he'd be too lazy to rly clean up even, just reaches for a t-shirt off the ground to clean y'all up a bit, then grabs u to snuggle, either spooning u and rubbing ur ass or ur laying on his chest :3

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - ooooh ykw, i've never thought about what his favorite body part on himself is. probably his chest? i feel like he's pretty proud of his broad chest, and ofc fave body part on u is ur tummy

c = cum (anything to do with cum) - hm..likes stuffing it back inside u after it drips out

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - rly wants to beg for a devil's threeway but is way too nervous ><

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) - ykw. i'd say average..? like he's had a few partners, maybe one or two one night stands, but definitely not a ~player~ he knows what he's doin!! very very good at making u feel good. i feel like he's the kind that's hyper aware of what the other person is feeling and is always trying to prioritize them.

f = favorite position - missionary (the jiggle)

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - oh my god i think he's so fun during sex! i think he doesn't take it too seriously, but still understands the intimacy of it. like he does not get held up by the little things. likes trying new things and giggling at things with u during sex. ugh. so hot.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - i genuinely think he's a pretty hairy guy and keeps it that way.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - full on sweepin ya off ur feet. knows all the right buttons to press to turn u on, knows exactly what to say, knows how to say them, etc.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon) - pillow humper.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks) - feel like he loves spanking ya a lil harder than most, like he loves paddles and whips with feathers, etc., and ice.

l = location (favorite places to do the do) - the bed. or shower for hand stuff.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - what u wear! loves seeing ur body exposed ofc, but loves when you love what ur wearing, just thinks its such a turn on to have someone comfortable in their own skin and clothes lol

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - i don't think he loves the "please stop" or "no!!" kinda stuff. like if u say no or stop, he gonna stop. doesn't like messin around with that.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - loves receiving :p think he's a whiny mess, especially licking his balls OMG. as far as skill.. he's a munch. gets all slow and sensual with it too.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - somewhere in the middle (with penetration at least), like he's not overly rough, but likes a nice rhythm to it.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - not his fave. might have one in a dressing room backstage to get hyped up but that's about it.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - yes! i think he'd definitely be down to experiment. he'd be a lot more wary of any "painful" stuff but since he loves spanking so much, he'll try them, just super super cautious.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - i'd say he could last a while if he wanted, but gets kinda impatient. can definitely hold it off until u cum first though.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - has absolutely no problem with them whatsoever, just doesn't have a lot himself. likes paddles and whips like i said, but doesn't have a ton of the other kinds of toys. would definitely use one if u wanted. and maybe he's got a pocket pussy somewhere around here.... but honestly prefers his hand.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease) - not a tease imo.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - WHINY WHINY WHINY and grunty .

w = wild card (a random headcanon) - LOVES it when u pull his hair. like literally can't even do it in public or he'll moan.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - longer than average. kinda veiny.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - lower than normal ig ? idk i don't have an incredibly high sex drive myself and i see myself a lot in him so maybe that's where im coming from, but probably cums...once every 3 days at least?

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - love love loves a good nap right after he cums. like i said, just kinda grabs whatever t-shirt or towel he can find to wipe y'all asap to get to cuddling and napping <3

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octuscle · 1 year ago

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I’d like to know if you could help me! I want to be a professional open bodybuilder (just like Nick Walker, Derek Lunsford), but, at the same rate my muscles grow, so do my male musk (specifically sweat musk from my armpits and cock) - no shower, deodorant or anything else will clean/cover my strong smell - until the point people around me get dizzy with my musk, start to complain and ask me to leave the places. With more muscles and less body fat, more sweating and musk until it reaches a strong level that people start to avoid me from fear of my muscles and my intense gym musk! Could you help me with that? Thanks a lot!

It's always the same people who are unhappy. You're rich, you've inherited, you don't have to work. You look dazzling, you know the right people, you're always invited to the best parties. And you don't feel like it anymore? You want to change that? Do I have a free hand? Then I'll get started!

You're sitting with a few friends in your favorite bar and tell them about your plan. More out of politeness than anything else, everyone says it sounds very exciting. You loosen your tie knot and undo the top button of your shirt. Phew, that's how you get your breath back. But you still need some fresh air, it's too crowded and stuffy in here. And somehow you don't feel like going back to the sissies. You feel more like going home, maybe doing a few more press-ups and then going to bed. After a few steps, you take a deep breath. And the top button of your shirt is blown off your chest like a projectile. The seams of your suit trousers are dangerously taut.

In the stairwell of the magnificent old building next to the city park where you live, the first seams crack. Thank God you don't meet anyone. By the time you get back to your apartment, your slim-fit tailored suit is in tatters. Somehow you're not even surprised. You tear off what's left of your clothes and stuff everything into the garbage can. Even your underpants no longer fit properly and are thrown away. You go naked to your dressing room and do a few push-ups, then squats, then a round of sit-ups until you're drenched in sweat. You stand in front of the mirror. Yes, you've gone through a growth spurt. And you stink. Sweat and musk. Delicious. But you still take a shower. The towel smells awful after drying off. And you don't feel a bit cleaner.

When you wake up the next morning, your cleaning lady has opened all the windows and is airing out the apartment. When she hears your footsteps on the way to the bathroom, she comes around the corner and is about to ask you where this unpleasant smell is coming from. You almost collide. You are still naked, scratching your hairy balls while still half asleep. Your cleaning lady turns bright red with fright. Then she holds her nose. You smell your armpit and say with a grin, "Excuse me, Maria, I'd better go and have a shower". In the bathroom, the laundry basket smells like a football team's changing room. You jump in the shower, but it doesn't seem to do any good this morning either. Damn, you might as well go to your workout. At least everyone there smells of sweat.

Damn, that was a really good workout. You pose in front of the mirror. Your sweaty tank top on the floor. During the workout you were incredibly focused on the weights, only now do you realize how disgusted the other customers are looking at you

You check your reflection again. Holy shit, you look really good, what's wrong with them all? Probably just jealous. You pick up your tank top from the floor. Somehow it smells a bit. You hold it up to your nose. Yes, it's sweat and musk. Maybe a little intense. You love it. The smell makes your cock hard. The sweat stains on your sweatpants are joined by precum stains. You need to take a shower now. And wank.

When you check out, the receptionist looks at you in disgust. He puts some ointment under his nose and puts on a face mask. He informs you that the studio requires a minimum level of personal hygiene from its customers. Several customers have already complained. He asks you to come showered and with fresh clothes next time.

Yes, you smell bad despite the shower. You walk back home because you don't feel like complaining again on the subway. Normally a pleasant walk. But for one thing, your legs are really exhausted from training. On the other hand, you feel that you easily weigh 20 pounds more than you did yesterday. You look in the mirror of a shop window as you pass by. Fuck, yeah! You see the reflection of a serious amateur bodybuilder.

You're too exhausted to climb the stairs to your apartment. You get into the elevator. Mrs. Spencer from the floor below you shouts for you to hold the elevator and barely slips through the closing door with her daughter. She holds her nose in disgust. And her daughter, perhaps four years old, asks why the big man smells so bad. Phew, the elevator isn't big anyway. Today it feels even narrower.

That was all a few weeks ago now. You left your impressive apartment because the stuffy neighbors were getting on your nerves. The nagging was unbearable. You thought that the cheap apartment building where you were staying temporarily was really just a temporary solution. But there are a lot of guys living here who are like you: fuck the opinions of others, the main thing is that you grow up. Really big! When you walk through the front door, you take a deep breath. It must have smelled something like this in a Neanderthal cave.

Since you've been banned from your hairdresser, you cut your hair yourself. You like it, it looks even more brutal and masculine. Even in your hardcore gym, your stench stands out. But here the other musclemen envy you for it. Hehehe, and there's always someone who will even pay money to press his face into your armpit or suck your cheesy cock. Your life is great!

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chubbycelebs · 8 months ago

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My Chocolate Factory Experience (pt 2)

“Right then we should probably leave them to deal with the hog. Should we carry on or do you guys want to carry on- wait. There were 5 of you. Where are the other 2?” Wonka says looking around. Just then we heard the shouts of Aidan and Simon. It sounded like they were panicked and it came from the very depths of the woods. We all ran into the sugar filled woods.

As we passed through the forest we noticed different sweet treats like juice filled fruits hanging from the trees and patches of hard candy flowers. As we carried on briskly walking through the forest towards the shouting we saw the woods begin to lighten up. There was a clearing in the woods by the perimeter wall of the room. That’s when we noticed the two men stood there shouting at each other. The light was still too bright to see them but it was becoming clearer that the two men were not clothed?

Our suspicions were correct. As we reached the edge of the woods, nothing could’ve prepared me for the sight I saw. The grass was covered in blue juice and piles of the large blue fruits we saw on our walk up were laid around the clearing. Within the pile of juicy fruits, were their blue stained clothes as well. My eyes went to Aidan first. He was stark naked. His lazy body was on display for us all to see. His thick chest hair carried on down and covered his soft belly in a thick layer of dark hair, wrapping round his thick love handles and soft lower back. His bushy pubes made his already seemingly small dick look even smaller. Even at full erection Aidan didn’t have much to show off. Whilst seeing his chubby naked body was already slightly shocking was most shocking was the blue stains on his ass. We could see bright blue liquid leaking out of his ass cheeks and dripping down his thighs. What had these two been up to? That’s when low gurgling noise got my attention on Simon. He too was naked, his slightly grubby middle aged dad bod was much more sexy to look at than our lazy companion. My eyes found it hard to move off his rounded beer belly that jutted far out but something was much more interesting. Just like Aidan, Simons member was at full attention, much more impressive than Aidans chubby small dick. Simons large curved dick was quite impressive yet this wasn’t that most intriguing thing. His cock was bright blue and his balls and his inner thighs and his lower belly and it seemed to be slready across his body slowly. “Wonka help me! Why the fuck is my dick blue!?” Simon asked worry in his voice. We all looked at Wonka who just stood there mouth slightly agape looking at the scene with a little smile. The blue was spreading faster across Simons body. It crept up and over his belly button and moved towards his chest. His ass was now fully blue and made its way up his back. Even his nose started to go blue. Simon looked down and saw his rapidly changing skin and said “WONKA!! HELP ME!!”

“Oh dear.” Wonka murmured under his breath. “Oh dear oh dear. I’ve always wondered what would happened but never tested. I guess we’ll now see” Wonka carried on mysteriously. Simons whole body now turned into a deep shade of blue. He placed his thick hand on his belly and looked worryingly at Wonka. “What’s gonna happen to m-“ but he was cut off by a loud gurgle from his hairy beer belly. The gurgle in his belly jiggled it slightly. It was hard to see at first but his belly was pushing outwards slightly. Inch by inch his belly was for sure growing bigger and bigger. Every single one of us boys seemed to be in complete shock. No one uttered a word as we watched Simons frame begin to fatten up. It wasn’t just his belly now. His hips, ass, chest, thighs, arms, neck, cheeks everywhere was growing bigger and bigger. “Wonka…? I’m getting fatter now please help me out!” Simon said slightly whining, pleading with Wonka to help his fat ass out.

“My dear boy, you did this to your self. There’s nothing I can do but watch as you grow into a human fruit.” Wonka finally chimed in and made it clear what was happening to our dad bod friend. He was blowing up into a large juicy fruit! It was oddly arousing to watch him grow bigger and bigger. Not one part of his body was safe from the inflation. I noticed his cock and balls start to blow up getting thicker and larger, his balls filling with (what I assumed) juice.

“Ugh I’m so big. When will it stop ughhh” Simon sort of groan as he said this. His body seemed to be pushing further and further out, taking on a sphere type shape now. “Ughhh I’m so full. It feels… ugh so good” the groans were most defiantly moans now. We could all see his thick juice filled cock starting to throb as he grew wider and wider. His ass pushed out wards quickly and he stumbled slightly widening his stance to accommodate for the extra weight. His fat legs struggling to hold the weight of his huge rounded juice filled body. That’s when his balls and groin hit the floor and his legs started to rise up off the ground. He moaned loudly at the added pressure he now has to his package. Not only was he ground outwards now, he was growing upwards. He was becoming huge if not already massive. As he slightly rocked back and forth, every time moaning, his thick cock rubbed against the grass and his cock started to leak pre cum. As his growth was starting to slow, now reaching a 10 foot round juice filled man, he could just barely muster up the words, “You’re next chubs.”

Just then we snapped our necks to look at the other naked fatty in the room. Simon was right. Aidans body was quickly turning a deep shade of blue, spreading from his ass and around his soft hairy body. “No no no. I cant end up like him!” He said pointing at Simon as his whole body had turned a deep shade of blue, much deeper than Simon, “I didn’t even eat many of those blue fruits.”

“My boy he fucked you and finished in you. You’ve been filled with his juicy seed. You’re gonna be even bigger chubs” wonka said sounding slightly excited. Just like Simon did, Aidan began to fill up, his already chubby frame starting to become fatter and fatter. Aidans face of horror as his body started to grow huge and very fast. “Wonka please do something, I can’t be fat and round please” Aidan was scared now. His fate was sealed.

“Let’s be honest Aid, you would’ve eaten your self this big one day, this is just spreading it up” I chimed in, starting to get excited just like Wonka was. He could hardly stay stood as his body pushed out so quickly. His belly sloshing and slapping against his lap before becoming more rounded. His fat ass cheeks jiggling as this pushed outwards. Unlike Simon, his cock and balls didn’t fill with juice and inflate bigger, instead Aidan’s dick was getting lost inside his huge fat belly. I could tell it was rubbing against his juicy belly because he couldn’t stop moaning. “Ugh Wonka ah. When does it end ughhh. This feels good ah Simon was right” Aidan moaned as he touched his soft hairy juicy chest, lingering around his inflated (and presumably sensitive) nipples. He waddled around trying to catch a look at his fat ass when with a huge jolt, his gut grew rapidly outwards. Aidan couldn’t keep stable anymore and fell forward onto his huge belly with a moan. As he grew fatter and taller his ass was turned towards Simons huge body and thick pulsating dick. Simon seemed to be very relaxed as Aidan’s body grew bigger and round and crept closer to his explosive cock. Aidan was rapidly growing now pushing higher and wider every second, slightly rocking back and forth. It wasn’t long until he grew wider than simon and slightly taller. At around the 12 foot mark he started to slow down. His body slightly rocked back and forth before settling down, his ass slowly starting to fall back onto Simons huge cock. As he rolled back onto Simons huge leaking cock, the two greedy berry boys moaned loudly. It was becoming obvious was about to happen as Simon started to moan louder and louder, his low rough manly voice still heard loud. Almost perfectly, Simons juice filled cock slipped into Aidan’s huge and juicy fat ass hole. At this point me, Jamie and Wonka were all in shock at how perfectly this worked out. It didn’t take long till Simon exploded his huge juicy load right into Aidans huge juicy ass. The influx of juice made Aidan inflate further causing him to moan greatly. Hard to believe that just 10 minutes ago there were two fat guys stood naked in front of us and now there stand two huge, juicy, horny berry boys.

After a few moments of silence, letting the show we’ve just watched process in our minds, I finally broke my stare at the two huge men and looked at Jamie. He still had his eyes fixated on the two boys as I examined his body. His soft belly was calling for me, I needed it. And as I looked further down, his cock was rock hard, pressing tightly against his trousers. Was he into this? I looked down and saw my own cock was at full attention, even the signs of pre cum stains on my jeans. I rubbed my hand over my body and let it roll off onto my cock. As I looked back at Jamie, I could see him looking at me now, with a slight grin he watched as my hand traced my hard dick. We caught eyes and smiled at each other knowing what we wanted to do to each other. “Well this is gonna take all day to clean” Wonka said rubbing his head. He turned to me and Jamie. “There won’t be much more to see today boys if I’m being honest. With lard arse over there and now these two great big horny bastards, I have a lot to deal with now.” I think both me and Jamie displayed our faces of disappointment a little too well. Wonka looked at us and knew that we couldn’t leave without exploring our options further. “Well. I guess you two could spend the rest of the day just enjoying this room. Go explore it and enjoy feasting on my creation. I’ll come and get you in a few ours once I’ve sorted these fatties out.” wonka gestured at us to go explore. Me and Jamie looked at each other and ran back through the forest. “Oh but please don’t end up like these three other men would you?!” Wonka shouted. “It can be quite fattening in here!”

Sorry there’s been a bit of a wait for this part but here is the second part. I hope to get the third part out soon-ish but not making promises. This will probably be a 4/5 part story and I’m really excited in the direction I plan on going so make sure to keep tuned in for future parts!

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serpentface · 22 days ago

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WARDI VULGARITY:

A GLOSSARY:

Od y mesech [oʊd i mɛsɛk] (ohd ee meh-seck)

Literally means 'sever it from God', functionally close to 'god damn it'. It invokes the notion that being spiritually severed from God leads to suffering and potentially being deprived of a restful afterlife. This phrase can be used with great gravity and spite, but usually is just a general exclamation of frustration. Often used with intentional hyperbole, declaring that any object of annoyance (a bug, a loose sandal strap, your little brother annoying you) should be damned via Severance From God

Od kulpa [oʊd kulpɑ] (ohd kool-pah)

Literally means "fucked-God" or "God is fucked". Its usage is similar to "fuck my life" "fuck this shit", expressing frustration or describing a situation as unbearable.

(Various invocations of God's anatomy)

Profanity in which the parts of the deity's dual-sexed anatomy is invoked is very common. The most common of all is 'God's cunt' as a catchall expression of exasperation, but you'll hear a variety like "God's cock" "God's three horns" (may or may not use 'galga' to be euphemistic for a penis) "God's balls" "God's tits" "God's three holes", sometimes notably lengthy and creative descriptions like "God's fat fucking bull cock and fly-bitten hairy ass". While Extremely inappropriate for sacred settings, this kind of profanity is not considered notably serious or sacrilegious in of itself. (see notes at bottom).

!khitta [ǀ'kɪtɑ]

An unhappy exclamation, functionally similar to ‘damn it' 'shit' 'fuck' in colloquial english. Considered very mild vulgarity. This word is very old and its specific intended meaning is lost, beyond being an exclamation of displeasure. This is one of few words in the Wardi language where a dental click is standard (clicks are otherwise used as a filler sound, or an optional form of emphasis).

dagatse [x] tocouye [dɑgɑtse toʊkoʊje] (dah-gaht-say toh-koh-yay)

Literally means 'evil spirits take [it]'. (Dagatse is a catch-all term for any malicious/harmful spiritual entity, ranging from diseases to earthbound human ghosts). This is actually among the more serious forms of profanity, as it is believed to potentially have concrete effects of inflicting a minor curse or attracting the attention of spirits to oneself (and will usually be accompanied by spitting and performing a sign against evil to deflect this). In spite of its relative gravity, variants on this curse often involve vulgarity or crude humor- ie "get fucked by ghosts" "may spirits infest your penis" "spirits bugger your bitch mother" etc.

agonichetse da cholempan [ɑgoʊnɪtʃɛtsɛ dɑ tʃoʊlɛmpɑn] (ah-goh-nih-chet-say dah choh-lehm-pahn)

Means "rot on barren earth" (more literally 'rot on salted earth'). This is an aggressive death wish, specifically wishing for the person to decay in isolation (which additionally implies that they will not only remain trapped as an earthbound ghost without proper rites, but in a presumably awful place) In South Wardin, 'cholempan' is often replaced with the more specific 'Cholemdi', which a valley basin containing the region's only true arid clime and consisting largely of salt flats. Both the Wardinae and Cholemdinae tribes would historically send their exiles there to die, and it is widely regarded as extremely haunted and all around unpleasant.

y'tsolasti [i'͡tsoʊlɑsti] (ee'tsoh-lahs-tee)

Disparaging slang for a sex worker, means 'one who is for sale'. This is notably harsher than the english translation suggests, as the word 'tsolas' is otherwise used in the sale of livestock. (Sex work is heavily stigmatized and the act of '''selling''' one's body is seen as exceptionally degrading). Functionally similar to 'whore' (though not used in the same capacity as in english to insult non-sex workers). This is also the most commonly used word for sex workers in general (the most polite term available is a euphemism meaning 'hired hand')

hitta na y'tsolasti [hitɑ nɑ i'͡tsoʊlɑsti] (hee-tah nah ee'tsoh-lahs-tee)

Means 'son of a whore' (alternatively 'hitte', meaning daughter). Mostly used as an insult, though occasionally used as a ''''neutral''' descriptor for someone who actually has a sex worker as a parent.

chis na chetla [kis na kɛtla] (kheese nah keh-tla)

Literally 'bitch of the streets', could be translated with less nuance as 'bitch-whore'. A play on the word 'street dog' (chin na chetla). This is EXTREMELY degrading slang for sex workers. This is also used to accuse non-SW women of promiscuity, or occasionally accuse non-SW men of being sex workers. Extended into 'chisnops na chetla' to effectively say '(born) of a street dog' with the same connotations, describing a person's mother as a 'whore' or a promiscuous woman (and generally implying the person to be a bastard in the process).

Bibittandinae [bibitɑndɪne] (bee-beet-ahn-dih-nay)

Means 'far northerner' (dead literally "north-northlander"), best translated as 'barbarian'. It is a xenophobic insult suggesting 'uncivilized' cultural and religious practices. Its usage is Primarily towards the North Viper peoples (Finns and Royal Dains) but is in practice generalized and arbitrary epithet against any acceptable foreign/ethnoreligious minority target, or your own countrymen if they're behaving in ways you dislike. Can be compared/contrasted to "mesodinae" ('heathen'), which is a catch-all label for people who do not practice the Faith of the Seven Faced God (sometimes applied to members of non-doctrinal folk sects of the faith as well). Use of 'mesodinae' usually does not have the active hostile Intent of 'barbarian' (most in the Imperial Wardi sphere consider it a completely neutral label; a substantially smaller proportion of religious minorities at least don't mind it) but pointed usage often seeks to other a person in a public space without crossing the line to unambiguous insults.

atibati [ɑtibɑti] (ah-tee-bah-tee) or atibeti [ɑtibɛti] (ah-tee-beh-tee)

Atibati is literally a diminutive of the word 'man' but functionally similar to 'boytoy'. Refers to a young man as the sexual possession of an older man or woman (sometimes regardless of the parties' actual ages). Atibeti is the female equivalent, but with a somewhat different usage. It is the closest equivalent word to 'girlfriend' (while retaining a sexually possessive 'little toy' connotation) and is refers any unwed young woman in a sexual relationship with a man (or a woman, though this is rarer in practice), or a notably young and pretty wife to a substantially older man.

atiba meno [ɑtibɑ menoʊ] (ah-tee-bah may-noh)

Means 'soft man', an insult that implies failed manhood and effeminacy. This includes but is not limited to sexual behavior (though accusations of being a 'soft man' are almost always saying "YOU'RE A BOTTOM") In practice, this tends to be used in an accusatory fashion for men that are not overtly gender-nonconforming but are rather seen as inadequate, weak, and almost definitely hiding sexual passivity.

atiba tal [ɑtibɑ tɑl] (ah-tee-bah tahl)

Literally 'half man'. This term that invokes the (gradually increasing in recent history) cultural tension surrounding the gray area between unacceptable male effeminacy and acceptable akoshos femininity. It describes a man as effeminate but not akoshos, or an akoshos as too masculine but not a man, and in both cases suggests that they have 'failed' at their gender. This is more frequently used for men or akoshos who are overtly gender nonconforming (men who actively present/behave as feminine without conforming to the akoshos space, akoshos who present/behave in a 'masculinized' fashion without conforming to masculinity), or men who are openly sexually passive. But this is ultimately a bigoted term without thorough internal logic and may just be used as a degrading insult. This term is also sometimes used on eunuchs, in which case it usually carries none of these layers and is just saying "haha you don't have balls anymore".

mechi [mɛki] (meh-kee)

Means "gelding" (literally 'cut one'). This word is used neutrally for castrated animals, and mildly disparagingly for human eunuchs (though this not usually considered terribly insulting, many self-reference with this word). It is an insult when used on an intact man, suggesting impotence and weakness.

chinmachen [kinmɑkɛn] (kheen-mah-kehn)

Means 'dog faced', almost always used as an insulting epithet describing someone as cowardly, lowly, ugly, vicious, etc. Has many of the connotations of 'bitch' in english.

chis [kis] (kheese)

Chis means 'bitch' as in 'female dog'. It's not as divorced from the canine meaning as bitch is in colloquial english; when you call someone 'chis' you are Very specifically comparing them to a female dog (though its meaning is functionally the same when used as an insult, denoting cowardice, lowly viciousness, etc- the tone tends to be misogynist, and emasculating when used on men).

chisla [kislɑ] (kheese-lah)

Roughly means 'Crazy bitch'. This is the one usage of 'bitch' for a person that is not necessarily insulting (or emasculating when used on men), it is often used with a respectful honorific as a somewhat vulgar compliment, functionally similar to how one might say 'you crazy son of a bitch' with a tone of awe. In other contexts it can be purely insulting.

chisnops [kisnɔps] (kheese-nawps)

Literally 'bitch-born', functionally 'son of a bitch' (though exclusively used as an insult rather than an exclamation). This very, very occasionally can be used as a compliment in a similar capacity to chisla, but it's usually insulting (especially as it will be specifically perceived as insulting oneself and one's mother)

chismachen [kismɑkɛn] (kheese-mah-kehn)

Literally ‘bitch-faced’, functionally used as ‘bitch’, ‘slut’, 'coward' 'pussy'. More severe and more specifically vulgar than 'chis'. Implies a sexually degraded, lowly, cowardly, and/or inappropriately feminine nature of the person you are insulting.

chismache [kismɑke] (kheese-mah-kay)

Literally means ‘the bitch face’, but in actual usage is best translated as 'dogcunt' or just 'cunt'. It is used as an exceptionally degrading way to refer to the vulva/vagina, and as a vicious insult towards a person.

tup [tup] (toop)

Means ‘shit’, as a crude word for feces. Has several animal variants with different nuances- 'dogshit' is heavily disparaging and evokes the most disgust (used as 'this food is dogshit'), a phrase literally meaning 'humanshit' is better translated as 'piece of shit' 'human garbage' and describes a person as lowly and unlikable.

antsi [ɑn͡tsi] (ahn-tsee)

Means 'piss', as a crude word for urine. This has use in a lot of phrases that do not translate well- "You're pissing in my mouth" is an expression of disbelief, "drinking the piss" describes being conned or manipulated, "pissing yourself as you run" describes a hasty or foolish maneuver, "you pissed yourself and called it ablution" describes publicly making a fool of yourself. "antsi" and "tup" are combined in the distinctly nasty phrase of "you shat in your hand and washed with piss" (sometimes finished with "licked it clean and ate with it" for dramatic emphasis) which derides someone as having profoundly embarrassed themselves and being a general idiot.

atnuba [ɑtnubɑ] (aht-noo-bah)

"To have sex", a verb that probably originated from the phrase 'to rub'. This is used similarly to 'fuck' 'smash' 'bang' 'get laid' etc. Considered crude but not aggressive, it is positive in tone and exclusively used as a description for sex (rather than 'fuck you' etc).

matsouy [mɑtsɔɪ] (maht-soy)

Verb broadly meaning 'to penetrate' 'to poke (into)' 'to stab', often used as 'to have sex'. Its literal imagery is somewhat violent (and certainly reflective of a perceived power dynamic surrounding penetration) but its usage is not considered aggressive, in fact being considered less vulgar than 'atnuba' and somewhat clinical as a descriptor.

kulpouy [kulpɔɪ] (kuhl-poy)

Verb meaning 'to fuck', with connotations of rape. It is not commonly used to describe actual sex acts, rather most uses are comparable to ‘fuck this’ ‘fuck you’ 'go fuck yourself'. Also used in aggressive insults/threats like "I'll fuck you" "I'll fuck your mother", in which case the connotations are closer to "I'll make you my bitch" "I'll fuck you up". Has an adjective form as 'kulpa', meaning 'fucked' and suggesting 'destroyed', 'ruined', 'defeated', 'humiliated', etc.

hippegalga [hipɛgɑlgə] (hee-peh-gahl-guh) (some dialects drop the H sound)

Colloquial slang for 'small penis', from the name of an antelope meaning "small horn". Occasionally used instead to describe a clitoris as notably large.

galga [gɑlgə] (gahl-guh)

Inoffensive slang word for the penis, meaning 'horn'. Used in a wide variety of euphemistic phrases- "a bull led by his horns" for a sexually weak-willed man, "polishing the horn" for masturbation, "sounding the battle horn" for fellatio.

galgit [gɑlgit] (gahl-gheet) [gigit] gigit (ghee-gheet), gigi [gigi] (ghee-ghee).

Diminutive form of galga, often used by children. Gigit/gigi is specifically a childish nonsense word, similar to the english 'peepee' 'weewee' etc etc. Sometimes used by adults as a significantly meaner description for a small penis than "hippegalga" (functionally saying 'you have the dick of a child').

gemane [gɛmɑne] (geh-mah-nay)

A more vulgar slang word for the penis, specifically describing the glans exposed in erection. This one is often used as an insult describing someone as stupid or annoying (similar to ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’), sometimes used as a crude term for an erection (similar to 'boner'). Saying "your gemane is showing" says "you look like an idiot".

buchegalga [bukegɑlgə] (boo-kay-gahl-guh)

A play on 'hippegalga', instead implying a very large penis (considered negative, clownish, suggestive of an excessive libido). Used in the phrase "atiba hippe si buchegalga" ('little man with a big (horn)") to describe someone as stupid, obnoxious, sexually weak-willed. Straightforwardly calling someone a 'big dick' (gemane buche) is an insult meaning 'stupid' or 'jackass'.

orra [oʊrə] (ohr-ruh)

Inoffensive slang for the vulva, meaning 'furrow'. Used in a broad variety of farming euphemisms. ("digging a furrow" "plowing out a furrow" "seeding a furrow"). This is a very common slang term with a lot of extensions, such as 'soil'/'dirt' being used euphemistically (ie "face in the dirt" being a euphemism for cunnilingus, "eating dirt" for performing oral on someone who is menstruating (generally regarded as disgusting)) as well as "plow" "plow khait" and "plow ox" being euphemistic for a penis, and "yoked" or "hitched up" being slang for "aroused/horny".

wotonna [woʊtoʊnɑ] (woh-toh-nah)

Inoffensive slang for the vulva, meaning 'oyster'. Naturally leads to additional slang terms for vaginal sex acts, such as 'shucking oysters' 'sucking an oyster'. 'Pearl diving' is one of few slang terms specific to same gender sex acts between women, largely stemming from the majority of actual pearl divers being women.

tsigod [͡tsigoʊd] (tsee-gohd)

Harsher slang for the vulva, derived from the word 'sheath'. Analogous to 'pussy' or 'cunt', but less insulting than chismache. It has a separate complimentary meaning in calling someone 'the cunt', which is understood as 'one who GETS cunt' and is basically used as a vulgar form of 'cool' 'slick' 'badass'.

chalitse [tʃɑli͡tse] (chah-lee-tse)

Euphemistic slang for the clitoris (connected to oyster related terms for the vulva), meaning 'pearl'.

hippe gemane [hipɛ gɛmɑne] (heep-eh geh-mah-nay) or gemanit [gɛmɑnit] (geh-mah-neet)

'Little dickhead/glans', a harsher slang term for clitoris. This one is also somewhat insulting in its intent of projecting 'masculine' physical characteristics on a 'female' body part, sometimes used to suggest that it is unnaturally large.

lepsiga [lɛpsigɑ] (lehp-see-gah)

Verb that means 'to perform cunnilingus', derived from 'to lick'.

hisippa na tsigod [hɪsipɑ nɑ ͡tsigoʊd] (hih-see-pah nah tsee-gohd)

Functionally means 'stinking of cunt/pussy', a derogatory description of a person (usually male) who likes to perform cunnilingus, and implies dirtiness. This act is broadly considered degrading and dirtying for the performer (though on the lower end of severity of unfavorable sex acts).

namechila coulikyta [nɑmetʃilɑ coʊlɪkitə] (nah-meh-chee-lah koh-lih-kai-tah)

Slang for masturbation with a penis, literally means 'skinning the snake'. (Foreskin is occasionally euphemistically referred to as 'the snakeskin')

asi tsimouna [ɑsi ͡tsimoʊnɑ] (ah-see tsee-moh-nah)

Literally 'like the horse', refers to the 'doggy style' sex position. Other animals can be substituted, but horses tend to be most popular as they are familiar + not particularly impressive livestock.

khatta ame somiche [kɑtɑ ɑme soʊmitʃe] (kah-tah ah-may soh-mee-chey)

Literally means 'lead mare', slang describing a woman as sexually dominant to other women (referring to the tendency for dominant female khait to mount others as a hierarchical behavior). This does not always reference a woman's (known or perceived) sexual preferences, and is sometimes just used to describe a woman as domineering.

tantlami [tɑntlɑmi] (tahn-tlah-mee)

Tongue in cheek euphemistic slang for the anus. This is the name of a wildflower with a ring of narrow petals, which, if you use your imagination, the human anus Kind Of resembles. Tends to be used more frequently in scatological than sexual humor (especially referencing the flower's sweet smell, which is funny because Ass Hole Smell Bad And Fart). A few uncommon euphemisms for anal sex are built upon this slang, generally using romantic poetic language for humorous effect (ie 'plucking her sweet flower'). This is unrelated to the verb 'flowering'/'blossoming' being used an obnoxiously rosy term for orgasm, but sometimes combined for similar effect ('and I blossomed again and again until his own poor flower had wilted').

cunna [kunə] (koo-nuh)

The most common slang for the anus and/or buttocks. Stems from the word ‘tail’.

dlacoupa [dlɑcoʊpɑ] (dlah-coh-pah)

Verb for 'to sodomize' (derives from the verb 'to split'). This is used literally as a description for performing the penetrative role in anal sex, or figuratively to describe the act of conquering or defeating something/someone. When used in the latter way, it's generally a form of bragging that is functionally a more vulgar version of "I kicked your ass" "I made you my bitch". This can be replaced with "kulpouy (to fuck/rape) cunna" for an EXTREMELY aggressive variant. This is usually used for aggressive threats of harm ("I'll ass-rape you" (Usually not meant literally)) or lamenting a profound defeat ("they ass-raped us"). This usage does not have a positive tone, and is significantly more aggressive than other uses of kulpouy (all of which at least Imply sexual violence, but much less explicitly).

dlacoupi [dlɑcoʊpi] (dlah-coh-pee)

Constructed from the verb 'dlacoupa'. This literally means 'sodomizer' or 'one who sodomizes', but in most instances it's used as a vulgar way to say 'badass' 'conqueror', exalting a man as notably powerful and capable of subjugating (figurative or literal) enemies. It still retains direct sexual connotations in some uses, particularly in the form of neutral-positively regarded male homosexual behavior. IE a man who is in good standing is presumed/known to have performed penetrative sex on another man, he might be referred to as that man's 'dlacoupi', (particularly if this is perceived as a deserved act of 'making the other man his bitch'). It's less frequently used in the context of heterosexual anal sex, but tends to have a similar element of congratulating the top for 'conquering' or 'taming' an unlikable partner in this case as well. (receiving anal sex in general is seen as degrading, MUCH more profoundly so for men but this is still the case for women). This can similarly be replaced with "kulpouyi cunna", which changes the meaning to effectively be 'ass-rapist' and wholly lacks the complementary element. This usage instead describes a person as exceptionally cruel and destructive. This is often at least somewhat hyperbolic in form, and tends to be used to describe a disliked authority figure.

cunnouy [kunɔɪ] (koo-noy)

Verb, slang for 'to be sodomized'. Similarly can either be used literally to describe receiving anal sex, or figuratively to say something/someone is 'destroyed' 'conquered' 'whipped' 'made a bitch'

cunnari [kunɑri] (koo-nah-ree)

Insulting slang that describes a person as passive in anal sex, dead literally translates as 'anus person', 'one who is sodomized'. Probably the closest equivalent to 'faggot' in the vocabulary due to its usage almost always implying disdained male homosexual behavior. It is almost always used on men as a harsh emasculating insult, very occasionally used on women as a sexually degrading insult.

lepsiti a cunna [lɛpsiti ɑ kunə] (lep-see-tee ah koo-nuh) or lepsiti a tup [lɛpsiti ɑ tup] (lep-see-tee ah toop)

Means 'asslicker' and 'shitlicker' respectively, either straightforwardly implies that the recipient likes to give rimjobs or more broadly describes them as dirty or debased. Very insulting.

gemane enyala [gɛmɑne ɛnjɑlɑ] (geh-mah-nay ehn-yah-lah)

Literally means 'cock hungry', can be translated as 'cocksucker' and/or 'slut' depending on its usage. It's predominantly used to describe a woman as promiscuous or overly libidinous, or as a standard issue emasculating insult for a man (in the latter case sometimes used in a similar capacity to 'suck-up').

ipasache gan ama [ipɑsɑke gɑn ɑma] (ee-pah-sah-kay gahn ah-mah)

Describes the cowgirl position, literally means 'bullriding' (humorously evoking the imagery of a bullrider being jostled around and clinging to a larger, stronger animal) Has somewhat similar usage to 'dickrider' in english, where describing someone as another person's "bullrider" implies them to be obnoxiously subservient and fawning to that person.

Side note on the religious vulgarity:

Religiously oriented vulgarity in speech is not considered notably more severe than any other vulgarity, as self-inflicted spiritual harm is, in the vast majority of circumstances, thought to occur via material Action (or inaction when action is necessary) rather than thought or speech. God is not regarded as vindictive or a being that can be offended, and one's personal feelings towards It is of little concern compared to material right-practice.

Beyond that, most people do not find religious profanity to be contradictory to venerating the deity (it's of note that most of the common ones are crude descriptive vulgarity rather than full-on Insults- someone calling God a cunnari Would make many people upset (and probably kinda confused), even if it's not considered outright spiritually harmful).

You will encounter very serious, devout priests who say things like "GOD'S STINKING CUNT" when frustrated. In general, there is not a lot of cultural restraint surrounding descriptions of dirty physical realities- God Itself is a spiritually pure being, but It took on the form of a bovine in creation, and bovines can be pretty gross. Invoking this is harmless (or boorish and annoying at worst) to most sensibilities.

However, if this form of vulgarity is WRITTEN, it is considered outright blasphemous to use the specific character for the deity rather than the syllabic character 'od'. Direct physical representations of the deity (whether in writing, imagery, statuary, etc) are considered sacred and can thus be profaned. The other exception occurs during the actual process of prayer and rites, in which God is being actively and directly communed with and thus speech has material power as a form of communication (also just not the kind of environment you want to be cursing in).

#Tumblr still autoshortens posts on mobile too right. I'm not a monster for posting this without a readmore except for the end right.#Originally said this would be an insults + vulgarity post but it would get TOO long if I tried to include non-vulgar insults

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౨ৎ FUMA NSFW ALPHABET A-Z

warnings: spanking, breeding kink, and crying.

A - aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

fuma is big on physical touch, after cleaning up a bit he loves to just lay own and draw circles on your body or play with your fingers or something like that. he just thinks you’re so so cute and he loves to just admire you for a bit before he starts the shower for you both. showering together after sex happens often and he loves to hold you close while the water runs down your bodies. he’s also big on cuddling after sex in general, like his hugs are amazing i just know it.

B - boobs or ass (are they a boob man or an ass man?)

he’s an ass guy, the type to kiss your ass before slapping it. he just loves having handfuls of your ass to hold onto while he moves u along the length of his cock. his grip on you is always super firm, he doesn’t slap your ass a whole lot but he always squeezes it.

C - cum (anything to do with cum)

fuma has breeder balls,,, hear me out y’all.. he loves to fill u with his cum and see how messy it gets. he always rubs your belly as well,, he just loves it sm. loves it even more when he keeps fucking you after and it spills out and makes an even bigger mess <3

D - dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he secretly likes when you’re more dominant, he thinks you’re so sexy when you demand him and boss him around. he also gets off on the thought of it because the thought of him being able to fully let go just excites him. also,,, sometimes he feels like crying when he cums but he holds it back,, but y’all ain’t hear that from me.

E - experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

fuma is fairly experienced, he hasn’t had a lot of casual sexual partners but i feel like he’s been in 1-2 long term relationships in the past. he’s pretty experienced because of this but is always willing to learn more as he goes.

F - favorite position (what is their favorite sex position?)

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he likes to be on the bottom, he loves when he can see you bouncing on him. his hands would run all over your body, mostly resting firmly on your hips. he also enjoys this position because its easy for him to kiss you. he finds it so sexy how you bounce on him and also grind your hips against him, its just overall so sexy to him. another reason he loves these positions is because he's able to thrust up into you easily when you get tired and he can see the way you crumble on top of him.

G - goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

sometimes he full on bursts out laughing during sex like it's just something that happens from time to time but he's pretty focused and serious for the most part. he can be really silly, usually when you’re cockwarming him or when you guys are spooning and having conversation. he loves talking to you during sex so so much so its a huge possibility for him to crack little jokes.

H - hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i feel like he’s pretty hairy, i think that’s more just his preference. he may trim himself up just to do a little something but other than that he likes having hair there. overall he keeps it very natural and nobody asks but he likes when you’re natural too.

I - intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

he’s usually very very intimate, especially considering how protective and possessive he is on a regular basis. he’s romantic and loves feeling your skin against his. he’s always touching you so so lovingly as well and he treats you like his little princess.

J - jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i feel like when he jerks off he more likes to thrust into his fist instead of stroking his length, i don’t know why i feel that way but i do. he also moans while he masturbates, like he doesn’t ever wanna hold back.

K - kink (one or more of their kinks)

spanking - whether it’s a small tap on your ass or enough for him to leave you sore he just loves this so much. like i said he’s an ass guy so if needed he’ll lay you across his lap so he can lovingly bruise your ass :( he just loves how you jolt and moan and how pretty it sounds when you’re super reactive to him.

mutual masturbation - he loves the intimacy of seeing the way you pleasure yourself. he loves to be close by and just watch as you touch yourself. he also really likes when you get each other odd, arms crossed over one another as you both try to make the other cum. this is his favorite after a really long and tiring day as well <3

L - location (favorite places to have sex)

he's a traditional guy, he loves sex in the bedroom. he just finds it easier and more intimate to be in the comfort of your own home and in the comfort of your own bed, he just likes it a little better that way.

M - motivation (what turns them on?)

a lot of things about you overall turn him on but i think one thing that stands out is your innocence and obedience. when he asks you to do something and you follow him so willingly and blindly he loves that so much. like if he’s like, “hey can you do something for me.” and you eagerly agree and just are so attentive to him and so interested in what he’s gonna ask he just finds it so cute.

N - no (Something they wouldn’t do)

he’s not the degrading type, he may tease a bit but he never wants to talk down on you. i feel like he doesn’t want to run the risk of hurting you even slightly (other than when he spanks you,, or when he squeezes ur ass), even when it comes to your feelings so i feel like he’d rather just not degrade you at all.

O - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he’s very focused on your pleasure and he loves giving you head BUT,, he really really loves receiving head. he loves when he can push himself down your throat and he loves when he can see you struggle to take him a little bit. when little tears prick at your eyes he swipes his thumb on your face to wipe them away. its just something about having you be so determined to take him and allowing him to go as far down your throat as he can.

P - pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

on a regular basis i feel like fuma is slightly rougher, just with how harsh he is with his thrusts and the strength that he has behind them. it’s just what he naturally does but he can definitely be very very gentle and soft if you vocalize that you want him to be <3.

Q - quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he loves them sm, loves to quickly fuck you before you guys finish getting ready. he loves to make you cum 20 minutes before you need to be at work, like he just has so much fun with it and he loves the rush and pace of the situation.

R - risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

like i mentioned before, he likes to learn along with you and in order to learn you kinda have to experiment. he's a huge fan of experimenting and trying new things out with you. it keeps things fun and he loves trying new fresh things so he's very willing to take risks. nothing that can harm you though!

S - stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he can go for as many rounds as you need him to go for. he doesn't run out of energy quickly, especially considering how athletic he is. he knows the amount of time he needs to properly recover between orgasms and he knows how to occupy the time accordingly by doing other things with you as well. he's pretty good for going however many times as you want.

T - toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i feel like he owns a fleshlight or one of those sleeve things with the texture on the inside if anything, he likes something to thrust into when he masturbates sometimes. i feel like he may get some toys for you, but only if you ask him to cuz he's skilled with his own hands and he's confident in his abilities. but he's definitely not opposed to toys, he just doesn't think to get them (but if u ask him to he'll find that he really enjoys bringing toys into the bedroom).

U - unfair (how much they like to tease)

only a little bit here and there, he loves to treat you like royalty and he loves to give you everything you could ever ask for. sometimes he’ll feel silly goofy and may tease a little bit but he gives in the moment you beg or whine.

V - volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

he’s not necessarily loud but he is vocal, always praising you and letting out moans and groans. he makes sure that you’re able to tell that you’re doing good and that he’s enjoying the sex. he doesn’t hold anything back and he doesn’t want you to hold anything back either <3

W - wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

fuma will call you and talk you through your orgasms when he’s away. he’ll just guide you and tell you how much he wishes you were there with him so he could care for you himself. especially if he knows you love his voice he’ll call you late at night to help you sleep as well. he’ll just ramble randomly, knowing it soothes you.

X - x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

he’s closer to average size when it comes to length but he’s pretty thick. he provides a nice stretch when he presses into you.

Y - yearning (yow high is their sex drive?)

his sex drive is very in between but its likely that you’ll be needier than he is. you guys most likely have sex very regularly but not every day unless you’re that needy. he can go a little while without sex though.

Z - zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

if im so fr he’s kinda like a grandpa so he falls asleep kinda fast after. he just likes getting all cleaned up and cuddling up with you after sex, he just feels extra cozy and warm so he holds you insanely close and dozes off like that.

a/n - i honestly don't know how i feel about this but lmk what u guys think!

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hwsing · 9 months ago

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hi hi hi! i’d love to request america for the nsfw alphabet (if you want to!!!) please and thank you!

america nsfw alphabet

notes: 18+, reader is gender neutral and includes both bottom and top reader. includes: america (alfred f. jones). as always, reblogs are appreciated!

cws: me yapping as always; alfred is a bit weird but nice, creampies, roleplay, vibrators, switch! alfred. wc: about 1.7k words. not really proof read.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

generally speaking — alfred is a wee bit dense, and so i dont think he’s the type to go above and beyond everytime, especially at first; unless you give him some specifics to work with, he’s going to provide some stuff like water food etc a shower if you want, cuddles, just general decompressing. he’ll usually ask how you’re doing as a check in, but he’s not overly inclined to pressing if you don’t say you need something hdhddh. whatever you want is yours though!! he is a sweetie deep down and is Very prone to being. ahem. whipped

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on himself…. the general shoulder/arm region. i dont think hes particularly buff bc i dont think hes even remotely consistent with exercise but, yk those guys that like. hit the gym for six weeks and suddenly are almost ripped? he’s like that,,, just his genetics so no matter what he looks a lil beefy, esp with how much he eats. he likes how big/strong he looks

on his partner, it’s cheesy, but he’d *always* say eyes or your smile. your eyes preferably when you’re smiling, really! even if it’s from you scoffing at something stupid hes doing. what can i say he got the hopeless romantic trait from arthur

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i Must be honest. his cum does not taste particularly good. and he cums A LOT like … i think he’s quite into creampies because he really does have the necessities to make it happen. his favourite places to cum: your mouth/face, makes him flustered to see you have to lick it off

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

this was hard because i don’t think he keeps many secrets about this, and he isn’t overly kinky to begin with. i would say that maybe he can be a bit of a creep? he’s just very enamoured by his partner and fantasies a lot, which leads to him mentally sexualizing his partner. you can argue that’s just being horny, but he feels creepy whenever he realizes he’s staring at your ass or down your shirt.

by extension, he doesn’t usually have the balls to steal your underwear but if your laundry is out in the open in any way and you aren’t in the room…………….. you cannot blame him for touching them and taking a sniff okay?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

in our day and age? definitely a good amount of experience. i dont think he’s quite as experienced as he may seem, which embarrasses him on the low but he compensates with his outrageous confidence anyways. by no means close to a virgin though. he still gets around

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

okay so he might say reverse cowgirl but in reality it’s missionary doesnt matter if he’s top or bottom. he just thinks its a lame answer. side note, he loves to hold hands during missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

YOU ALREADY KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW.. he can be more serious (especially if roleplay is involved, he gets oddly invested…) but for the most part he really really really just wants you n him to have a good time so he’ll put a lot of pressure on himself to be entertaining

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he trims and washes well but basically never shaves down there. he will if you ask but he just prefers to keep it trimmed and let it be for the most part. isn’t insanely hairy anyways though

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

alfred values the intimacy of sex quite a bit to be honest. he may not showcase this if you two aren’t close yet, but if you are, it’s so obvious how much he loves you. he’ll say it a lot too when you two are at that level — he borderline worships you in the bedroom honestly. he’s just kinda obsessed and cherishes the relationship he has with you DEEPLY

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i really do believe he had a small addiction at one point. not much to say about that so let’s move on… back in prime playboy days he absolutely read them and other lewd magazines; nowadays, he’s actually a bit more imaginative because i think in recent years he’d pick up the belief that most visual porn on like pornhub and sites of that nature tend to be exploitative. so, he tends to break out some music and get it done. he usually doesn’t get particularly horny unless prompted, so, he can find something to think of with ease.

kind of sucks at masturbating though. he’s horrible at pacing himself, and ends up edging himself accidentally a few times because he gets too close too soon and he has to back off immediately. his poor dick is not cared for well…

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i’ve already talked about some obvious ones throughout this alphabet, but another that randomly comes to mind is roleplay. he can feel a bit cringe about it but if he’s in the headspace he can get SO into it. obviously hero roleplay where you should reward him for saving you from the bad guy; he’d humbly dismiss the idea like a good hero, but he’s certainly not complaining when you tug down his pants and suck the life out of him in thanks!!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

house/apartment, doesn’t matter where too much but in the privacy of your own space is what he prefers. would question god what he did to deserve it if he EVER got caught with his pants down so he’d just… prefer to keep it safe

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

so easily turned on it’s not even funny. i don’t think his sex drive is super high and sometimes it can feel a bit random — he’s just. So attracted to his partner. he’s losing the idgaf war every. single. day.

there’s the obvious — you bend over to pick something up, your lounge clothes are revealing, you eat something creamy; but, sometimes, it’s just your smile or you fixing up your clothes after they shift. it just gets him thinking…. unholy things….. he wishes he wasn’t so easy but, if you like to initiate, it’s very rare that it doesn’t immediately get him in the mood.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not really an orgy kinda guy

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

https://www.tumblr.com/hwsing/716154815799066624/giving-head

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

depends a lot of his partner’s preferences to be honest, but generally, middle ground of rough/slow and deep. he’ll speed up and get messy as he gets close when he tops. if he’s bottoming, he prefers slow and gentle or mind numbingly rough and fast depending on the kinda day he had. sex in general can be a productive way for him to burn off stress!!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not a quickie lover but is a quickie truther. sometimes they’re just what’s most convenient, especially during busy times of the year for him when he’s trapped working. you’ll *know* how much he misses you, though, with the needy texts you’ll receive.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not as much as you’d probably expect but he’s still quite experimental! he can just feel a bit embarrassed/shy experiencing or doing something new in front of someone, especially if you already are knowledgeable/have done said thing, but he’ll put on his big boy pants and manage.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

as long as you need, and after. doesn’t last all that long himself unless he tries really hard to pace himself, but his recovery time is terrifying.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i have a hard time imagining he owns one himself, but he’s most certainly down to incorporate them, whether he has to buy them or you already own them. i think he’s particularly fond of vibrators (simple but he quite likes what he can turn you into with them!) and butt plugs

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

over all, i dont think i’d consider him a particularly big tease. he has his moments, but i think it’s more likely *you’re* the one teasing him, even if you don’t mean to be. his teasing would usually come from you being flustered or easily aroused, because not only is it cute to him, but a massive ego boost to him. win win!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

so sorry if you have a roommate and you guys do it at your place because boy is he ever LOUD he triessss not to sort of not really but he really cannot help it. will not and cannot stop yapping, let alone the *sounds* he makes — so much moaning and groaning and blah blah.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

has sneezed when he was yanking it and it was the most uncomfortable orgasm he can ever imagine

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

a shower, 7” long 6” girth he’s thicc, notably veiny but nothing overpowering. slightly curved. safe to say he’s quite satisfied with his package.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not particularly high. he usually needs a reason to be turned on — however, once he has a partner, suddenly a reason is often presenting itself…..

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

usually won’t fall asleep fast unless it’s past his bedtime already. just doesn’t tire very easily.

#my work #hetalia #aph hetalia #hetalia hc #hetalia x reader #hetalia headcanons #hws hetalia #america x reader #aph america #alfred f jones #alfred f jones x reader #aph america x reader

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xx0acidicorchid0xx · 4 months ago

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some notes on wolverines (mustelidae) and Logan

cause new hyperfixation (its been goin on since a few weeks ago). gonna preface this by saying i have only seen the first x-men movie, and whatever else i found on tiktok n tumblr through my hyperfixation hoarding, so if anything is wrong or actually canon (or not canon) I'm sorry

notes under cut:

wolverines, while technically weasels, theyre the largest terrestrial weasel, and can weigh 26-50lbs.

Logan, is 5'3, but weighs at least 300lbs due to the admantium skeleton (195lbs without, meaning this small furry smelly man is just pure bulk)

wolverines are muscular n stocky and have thick fur (also waterproof n oily to prevent frost n such in them harsh canadian forests), are native to canada but can be found in similar environments, and are described as lil balls of violence and are extremely territorial around their food, family, and themselves (only out of necessity in order to survive the winter wastelands they live in). they also lack social skills and pack behavior like wolves

Logan, hairy beefy man, born in canada, described as an asshole, is violent n aggressive, but also severely traumatized. now with the fur, wolverines are nicknamed skunkcats because of how much they reek (they also mark whatever carcass they stole or found so nothing else can take it from em or where they buried it). if Logan (who canonically reeks) has waterproof n oily fur, it must be real difficult getting him to shower (not to mention he doesnt like getting wet) and also the water will not be able to get to his fucking skin because hes built to survive canadian woods.

wolverines are also commonly found in trees, as they use the height to locate prey and eventually pounce onto said prey

from some of the panel screenshots ive seen, Logan isnt unfamiliar with climbing onto trees

wolverines have been known to take on animals 3x their size, such as fuckin Moose, polar bears, elk n caribou, etc etc (only difference here between the mustelid and Logan is that there is no known attack on a human by a wolverine).

while wolverines have semi-retractable claws, Logan's claws are fully retractable. they (both the animal and Logan) have huge paws/hands, for the animal, its to prevent sinking into the snow

along with the thick waterproof fur and stocky build, theyre latin name gulo basically means glutton, so they have to eat a fuck load in order to maintain their body temp (usually they just eat their weight or very frequent small meals, but larger stuff is common), also theyre carnivorous but will eat anything they can find or kill, usually carcasses from avalanches n such, aka opportunity eaters

i have heard that Logan eats a shit ton, especially meat, but only large meals when alone, and small meals more frequently at the mansion. with the body heat thing, it must be super hard for him post-adamantium to keep his body temp at a normal range without literally sitting in the sun all day.

despite the aggressiveness they develop in the wild, when domesticated (which ive heard/read is super easy than you would think), they become very attached to one person, who usually is the trusted handler. they exhibit very cat-like behaviors, except wolverines actually like being picked up and wearing harnesses, they also like pets (but again, the trusted handler thing). they can become calm when hearing a high pitched obnoxious voice, and can go into a kind of trance when their gums are rubbed.

not sure about the cat behaviors n harnesses n other shit for Logan, but with the voice thing: Wade. thats all i really need to say about that

wolverines are naturally polygamous, but do come back to the female every so often to help raise the kits. theres a video of a wolverine male leaving out a moose leg near a female's den so she can have something for the kits to eat

this man gets passed around the x-men mansion like coleslaw at a southern get together dinner, aint no way hes monogamous. he does worry about the women he basically adopted and raised (rogue, laura, jubilee i think, yukio?,, i cant name any others but theres several)

wolverines also have the ability to smell a frozen carcass from over a mile away (and lemme tell ya, unless you have an excellent sense of smell, frozen anything doesnt have a smell except sharp)

this man can canonically smell emotions, and be able to tell the difference between Mystique and Storm just from smell Alone.

wolverines are very vocal, usually this kinda snarl/snort/growl/mumbling/chuff sound

not sure about comic Wolvie, but Hugh Jackman (and Logan, obviously) does snort n growl n roar n other shit like that

wolverines' mating rituals often include fighting multiple times, and mate Only after the female is confident in the male's fighting (males who return several times are more likely to mate than males who only fight once or twice) and that the female doesnt submit too easily. this is so the female and male can ensure the produced kits are strong enough to survive

self explanatory, minus the producing kits (that i know of)

also fun lil fact, wolverines' back molars are rotated at a 90 degree angle, so they can gnaw through bone easier (supposedly this is a common trait for mustelids)

not sure about sideways molars, but Logan does canonically have longer, more animalistic canines

most of my notes and how i worded some stuff is taken from wolverine expert Steve Kroschel, and tumblr user @/icarusredwings, as they have Amazing notes and headcanons on wolverines and Logan

#very chonky note post so dont strain your eyes trying to read this massive infodump #i cannot exaggerate how long this post is #may or may not make a blog for this #probably wont judging from my tf2 interest #and also how little i post #gulo gulo #wolverine animal #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #james logan howlett #the wolverine #obligatory hugh jackman mention #i dont remember my tag for text posts #wolverpool #poolverine #deadclaws #x men #x men movies #x men comics

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scenesniper · 8 months ago

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may i request kevin nsfw headcanons 🥺🥺 (if you want no pressure! make sure to take care of yourself!!)

☆ kevin ayuso ; general nsfw headcanons

pairing / kevin ayuso x afab gn! reader

disclaimer / tit fucking, body worship, (light) spanking, fingering, orgasm denial

word count / 796 words

author's nore / thank you for your kindness and this request! i love kevin so this was no pressure at all, and i'm taking care of myself so no worries!

☆ kevin ayuso loves physical affection. he’s generally an affectionate person in and out, and having his partner be affectionate back as well? oh, he’ll love it. if his partner isn’t affectionate, that’s alright too as his goal in the end is to make you flustered! he loves to just pine over you and compliment every little thing about you, affectionate pet names as well such as “dear and love.”

☆ kissing with kevin is quite painful due to his beard but god, does he love kissing you so much. if you don’t mind kissing him with his beard, expect a bombardment of kisses everywhere on your face (that will may or may not leave you with lots of tiny cuts).

☆ kevin is a sensual man, he loves going it slow with you and setting a romantic tone throughout it all. however, when he can’t contain himself, he’ll keep going at it with you for hours on end til the sun is out.

☆ he’s the type to talk you through it as you’re taking his entire length. he’s bigger than average, around 7 inches nearing 8. he loves to especially guide you the entire time, his hands seeming to always be on you. whether it’s your waist or bottom, he’ll be caressing it.

☆ he especially loves it when you have your hands on him, especially you feeling his hand. he loves nipple play and loves to tease your nipples and vice versa. grabbing your wrist to run it around his nipples, he loves that sensational feeling.

☆ if you were to ask if he’s a tits or ass guy, his answer is both, he loves it all. tits? amazing pillow and especially loves tit fucking. if you have a big chest size, he loves watching you suck on his cock with it confined and practically trembling like its’ going to burst. the entire scene and feeling of your soft tits on his dick, that’s the fastest way kevin can ever cum.

☆ if you don’t have a big chest, that’s alright as well! he’ll love to cum all over your chest and he absolutely worships your body, always raving about it whether it’s in or outside of bed. “how did i get so lucky.” “i love everything about you so much, you’re so perfect love.”

☆ he loves when you’re on him and halfway in, his hands all over your ass. he’ll start off feeling just a tiny bit until both of his hands are greedily cupping each of your ass cheeks. he’ll spank you every now and then, but very lightly as to not cause you any intense pain.

☆ he loves to take the initiative but equally loves to just relax and have you take it. knowing you’re into this and watching you take the reigns, oh he’s melting for you. his most favorite position is cowgirl, (he just wants to be ridden) and having you deny his orgasm over and over again. he’s not a big fan of denying you your orgasm but if you wish that at times, he’ll be lost in ramming you at times, he forgets he’s supposed to deny your orgasm and just cum deep in you.

☆ he’s such a verbal man, he’ll whine and beg for you to give him his orgasm but he knows that he’s enjoying this. he makes a lot, and i mean a LOT of moaning sounds that could be labeled as embarrassingly pornographic at times.

☆ giving kevin oral, he’s a bit hairy underneath. he does occasionally shave but that doesn’t save him from the fact his hair grows fairly faster than everyone else. he loves it when you fondle his balls and your fixed expression on his cock, he absolutely loves it. he’ll be making so many noises, closing his eyes practically the entire time as he’s be petting and stroking your hair while you’re down on him.

☆ kevin giving you oral will be also hard as well due to his beard, so instead he resorts to his fingers. he loves to have his finger deep in you, knowing exactly where the perfect spots to stimulate you in and he’ll be repeatedly pressing and teasing that part.

☆ his beard makes him annoyed as he loves to taste you, lifting his fingers out of you once your climax is over, he’ll be licking all of your juice off his fingers.

☆ aftercare with kevin is him helping you clean off your body with a rag and then, cuddling you to sleep. his hands will be around your waist, tightly pressing his body on yours. you being in pleasure gives him pleasure, no matter what it is. and what’s most important to him is your satisfaction and happiness.

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marswasnothere · 18 days ago

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Maxiel + pup Daniel + thigh humping + orgasm denial

They make a game out of seeing how long Daniel can last before he cums, getting treats and treating the whole thing like training perhaps 👀

Max is being chill and fun and teasing about it while he's got Daniel writhing around on top of him, breathing heavy into his shoulder, biting back swears and replacing them with barks and woofs because its what Max wants to hear, and Max has got a timer on his phone going, only to add to the teasing. A training session, he said it'd be. To make this puppy more obedient for his owner, he said.

"Wooow, thirty-one and- thirty-two minutes! You are doing very, very good at this, puppy," he smiles.

Daniel has to lift himself up off of Max's thigh so he doesn't come. He's shaking, little jittery movements, twitchy hands holding onto Max.

He rolls his head back and forth, unable to decide or even notice if it hurts his neck, he just needs to do something else. Its too much its too much itstoomuchitstoomuchitstoomuch-

"Daniel." Danyul.

Max is pressing on his hips, trying to push him down. Onto his thigh. Make him stay there. Make him hump it like the dog he is til he comes all over it. But- but- but he needs to be good. He needs to hold on. He needs to not come. He wants a treat. He wants Max's treat.

Daniel yips and pushes against him, legs straining, chest heaving. he knows Max is smiling when he talks to- at him, he can hear it.

"Half an hour, my lovely pup. You're an over-achiever."

The tag on his collar jingles. He can't open his eyes, he'll cry.

"You've done more than enough."

Daniel gives in and settles back on Max's thigh. His balls hurt, wedged between skin and leg muscle and his aching, aching dick.

"You can let go."

Daniel whines and blinks up at Max. Is- is he sure, is he tricking him, is it part of the- the denial thing? Hands are on his hips, trying to rock him back and forth, little circles, set the pace for him.

"Will you listen to me or no?"

Daniel barks right in his face. Nods.

That set pace means nothing for him when he's five seconds away from coming. Humping Max's leg. His thigh. Like a pillow. Soft yet firm yet smooth yet hairy, and bare, so bare. He grinds his hips, and humps and humps and humpshumpshumpshumps-

- - - - -

"You've ruined me, mate."

"Hm?"

"I- thats- I won't be-"

"Ohhh nooo, we cannot fuck normal style anymore?"

"Max-!"

"Oh no, you can't cum normal anymooore, only my legs and table legs and the sofa pillows and-"

"I will hit you-"

"More training then! A dog doesn't hurt its owner, you know."

"What if I bite you?"

"I'll get the muzzle then."

"You're saying that like it's a bad thing, mate."

"Sexy punishment. We both like it."

"Whatever. Gimme another treat."

"Heeey, give me paw first!"

#YEAAAAAA #im gonna cross post this to ao3 #maxiel #em fic posting #🐩🐩🐩#anon #asks #fuckin LOVE doing dialogue only bits #also taking treats literally as in human edible dog biscuits #i want to buy and or make those #is 32 minutes impressive for non stop leg humping without coming?

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creative-caramel-coffee · 1 year ago

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Ch 1 Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders

Series: Phobia series

Pairings: Wanda x R

Word count: 997 WORDS

Summary: Clint gets a pet spider plays a prank thats not very funny. Wanda comforts you and Nat is there as well.

TW: spiders, panic attacks, getting locked in a room.

A/n new series

He just had to buy one didn’t he. Stupid idiot. I knew something was coming since i first reacted. It had been the morning of a perfectly fine Sunday. I had my regular bowl of cereal and a glass of juice. I was going to go sit where i sit every Sunday morning but when I entered the room and saw Clint holding the mother of all spiders i turned straight back around and went to my room instead. But not before I saw Clint shoot tony a sinister grin. That couldn’t be good.

It was a week later and the tower was quiet. Most people were sleeping in because for once there wasn’t much to do. Nat was training and Steve was out for his morning run. Tony was probably still in his lab and banner was probably with him.

Yawning you stretched out and threw your legs over the edge of the bed. Standing up you walked to the kitchen still in your Pjs. Putting on a pot of coffee you decided to have breakfast in your room so the sound of the living room TV didn’t wake anyone else up. When the coffee was done you poured yourself some and made a bowl of cereal. Picking it all up you made your way back to your room. It was almost nine am now so people would be getting up soon. As you passed the living room your brow furrowed as you spotted Clint and tony watching Tv. Those two never did anything good together. Hightailing it back to your room you shut the door with your foot and set the tray down the desk. Peeling back the sheets to get back into bed you froze. Sat on between the white sheets was a big hairy tarantula. Clints stupid spider. The scream you heard took you a minute to register as your own. Laughing broke out behind your door and you quickly crossed the room and jiggled the handle.

“Jarvis.” You said your breathing startling to speed up. “Jarvis open the door.”

“Im afraid Mr. Stark has initiated a code green lockdown of your quarters Ms L/n”

“Open the door now.” You said again. “Jarvis open the door.”

“Im afraid i cannot do that.” The AI responded. You began banging your fists on the door.

“Stark let me out. Let me out right now over your lab is gone by tomorrow.” You yelled.

“Calm down L/n jerry is great company. Give him a chance.” Clint said through the door. “We’ll give you two some alone time.”

“So help me Barton if you leave me here with that ball of fluff its gonna die.” You yelled.

“I cant hear you over all your bonding.” He called back and the footsteps retreated. You smacked your head against the door and let out a lounge frustrated scream sliding down the door. A moment later you heard hurried footsteps and a feminine voice call out.

“Y/n?! Are you ok?” It was Wanda. You cried in relief.

“Wanda please let me out.” You begged.

“Y/n/n the doors stuck. Hold on stand back I’m going to use my magic to break it down.” She said and you stepped away from the door and the bed at the same time. A moment later the door flew open and you threw yourself into Wanda’s arms. She grunted in response before wrapping her arms around you not expecting to be met with such force.

When she felt the collar of her pyjamas start to get soaked and small sobs wrack your body she carefully pulled you away her hands on your shoulders while she looked into your eyes.

“Y/n/n honey whats wrong?” She said softly. You shook your head and placed your forehead against hers signalling for her to read your mind before your buried your face in her collar again. Wanda wrapped her arms around you again and the two of you sunk to the floor of the hallway. Wandas back against the wall opposite your room.

“Do you want me to look in here?” She asked tapping your head and you nodded not removing yourself from her neck.

“Ok baby hold on to me and take some deep breathes it’ll be ok my sweet.” She said and began shifting through your memories of that morning. When she was done she was furious and held you even tighter. She knew how much you hated spiders and what Clint and tony had done wasn’t funny at all.

It was at this moment that the elevator dinged and you stiffened thinking it was the boys again. Wanda held you tighter and whispered in you ear.

“Its ok honey its just natty.” She said and Nat came over cautiously.

“Everything ok here wands?” She asked tentatively with an edge of concern.

“No. Not really.” Wanda said and you curled into her more. “Clint and tony thought it would be funny to put Clint’s spider in Y/n/n’s bed because she’s afraid of them.”

“Damn it Barton.” She grumbled. “I’ll do you a favour if i see the spider I’ll throw it off the roof for you.” You giggled slightly still buried in Wanda’s arms.

“In the meantime would you settle for me giving them a solid lecture and maybe a smack or two?” Nat asked.

You smiled into Wanda’s neck and nodded and nat smiled.

“I’ll get on that right away agent L/n” she said with a mock salute and Wanda chuckled. After Nat left to go yell at the boys Wanda picked you up with your legs around her waist and face still buried in her chest. She held you and walked you back to her room where she set you down on the bed still in her lap and threw the sheets over the two of you. She picked up the remote and put one your favourite sit come and held you while your breathing evened out until you eventually fell asleep. Emotionally exhausted.

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