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tbh as a dinamo fan i hope aek wins. for that man and his family.
#if they even play the match#its going to be risky#gnk dinamo#dinamo zagreb#croatia#greece#aek#football#chip talks
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Would kill to read animal POV fiction that has the animal POV’s interaction with humans be like, semi realistic to the level of caution most predators take with large prey and/or competitors (including humans).
Like instead of the usual - “the human is such a weak, pathetic creature... so slow, no claws, blunt teeth… completely helpless without its 'Fire Sticks'. how is it the master of the earth?” type crap it’s like, the bear protagonist or whatever approaches some dude who spreads their arms and yells and the bear is like “FUUUUUUUUCK THAT THING JUST GOT HUGE. IT'S LARGE AND MAKING NOISES. HOLY FUCK.”
#A lot of this realm of fiction tends to severely overestimate how physically weak humans are in the grand scheme of things..#A human body ft. no tools has a pretty average level competency at escaping predation. WITH tools it's significantly above average.#Like a lot of human physiology IS the way it is because of reliance on tool/fire use but interspecies competition/predation is really not#a literal battle won by physical strength + teeth + claws (at least until the actual process of killing)#Intimidation and shows of strength/threatening behavior can go a long way. Healthy predators (who aren't unnaturally#accommodated to humans) are generally going to be cautious and may avoid confrontations they absolutely COULD win because#the risk of injury is judged as too high#And most animals can't weigh risks in the most objective manner and won't understand that you aren't any 'bigger' just because you#wave your arms and yell. That is why puffing up/spreading out as a threat display is so ubiquitous in nature.#Massive tangent but this is why I fucking loved Prehistoric Planet so much like the commitment to having its dinosaurs behave like#actual animals is fantastic and tragically rare#Like having a scene where a T Rex gets bullied away from a carcass by two much smaller azhdarchids.. Yeah that is probably#how it would behave. It's not a mindless killing machine it's an animal so is going to avoid confrontations it deems too risky even if it#WOULD win in an all out brawl. thank you so fucking muych.
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man... i was going through my 15 year old deviantart account and i actually really really miss that site. like tumblr is fun and insta is.. insta... but i dont think since then there's been such an art-focused community with so many people talking to each other and commenting on each others work quite like deviantart
(ofc massive disclaimer that i probably have some rose-tinted vision and the site was full of creeps and pedos... so if we could just have the good parts of it back LMAO)
#i was obsessed with it as a teen and definitely posted some risky stuff that adult me would be like do NOT SHARE THAT ON THE INTERNET#but also it was so nice to have a selection of online art friends#it felt like a proper community which i didnt have irl#nowadays posting art online feels more.. idk? like ur presenting something to an algorithm to make the number go up#i dont care about engagement nearly as much as i used to but its hard not to get pulled in when every fuckin site is like this#deviantart felt more intimate and like youre sharing your art with friends and talking about it#..except there's that one friend who REALLY wants you to draw some feet#s text#anyway a few of you guys still follow me from the deviantart days and just let it be known i remember u and love u and hope life is good <3
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you knwo what. you know what. i can never fucking escape the game system trope no matter what fandom it is im just gonna play into it now
so actually the original concept for this was isekai where vox ends up getting booted into hell via a universal mishap but i think its funnier like this: where vox dies and since he did technically die for his friends, he ends up ascending to heaven but is greeted by a different angel instead of the seraphims who asks if he'd like a second chance instead
vox says yes thinking he'll just get sent down again and be back w the vees- this does not happen. instead he ends up back at the very first day he fell into hell with a "system" - one that tells him its a "gift" from heaven, no less, thats supposed to guide him through his time in hell to like . minmax his gains + his losses (emotional and material) if that makes sense . so the system walks him through his time in hell but suddenly there seems to be a problem . turns out an unanticipated side effect of the system is that vox has a similar presence to an archangel (the one who Gave him the damn thing) so a lot of people end up assuming hes some kinda fallen angel which makes it like 100% harder for him to go thru life^3
alastor in PARCTICULAR takes a very odd interest in him, wondering and asking if he has wings or if they were "burnt in your fall" meanwhile vox isnt quite sure whether he wants to take the chance to get close to al this time or just leave since deep down he knows itll end badly for him either way. the system makes the choice for him and starts to steer him away from al who in turn becomes even more intrigued by the fallen angel, who for whatever reason he swears feels familiar
#stealing the idea from sctir that parallel universes can cross over and have unintended side effects#in this case its alastor realizing that he has memories of a past vox#halo effect au#this was written while i was in the midst of studying so do bear with me if its. well. not coherent#ran rambles#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#yes this is going to be a radiostatic au did you really thhink there was any other possibility#well actually maybe appletv too if im feeling risky#but probably just rdst#also hi guys dont mind the time im posting this please im barely lucid
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Was scrolling through the Ludinus tag because I enjoy seeing critters drag his bony ass, and suddenly had some thoughts about ludi and the gods. Keeping the narrative roles of gods and myths in mind, I want to talk about the gods' role in Exandria on a metatextual level, and how it ties into why Ludinus is a big stupid idiot (to put it in simple terms).
So, some preface: in real life religion and mythologies, gods aren't real people (shocker, I know). But the things they represent are real; gods and myths are just ways of explaining real world phenomena. This is why their characterization can be really whack. Zeus, for example, is a dick because in real life, kings are dicks. Artemis is both a protecter of hunters and their killer because, in ancient greece, when you went out into the woods to hunt, either you came back alive or you didn't. You can't analyze the gods as real people because they're not people-- they're concepts. You always have to keep these narrative roles and the historical context in mind when reading these myths. You can't judge them by our modern morals and values, because for one these myths are from ancient times, and also because the characters in these myths aren't humans that follow human moral codes or ethics.
So, in Exandria, the gods are real. And from what we've seen so far, they exist in a weird sort of space. They are both people, and concepts; mortal-like but also not. When analyzing the gods as concepts and roles in a narrative, it's pretty clear that the gods act in ways that align with their domains. The Everlight is merciful because she represents the concept of redemption; Asmodeus is hateful and cruel because he represents tyranny and domination; the Wildmother is both nurturing and brutal because nature is both of these things. You can't remove their actions from their domains, it is an intrinsic part of themselves.
Additionally, the actions they take represent certain themes. The Changebringer defeated Asmodeus in the calamity because freedom is the only way to beat tyranny. Same with the Everlight and the Dawnfather being the ones to strike down the Crawling King (with help from the Moonweaver and the All-Father), because these two gods represent hope, which defeats despair and suffering (I know despair isn't technically Torog's domain but it fits with the rest of his character so I'm gonna throw it in there.) The Raven Queen's ascension is representative of the Age of Arcanum as a whole, of the dominance of wizards over the world. The actions of the gods cannot be separated from their domains, and they cannot be separated from the general narratives seen in Exandria.
These overarching narratives can also be seen in the actions of mortals, too. The Age of Arcanum fell because of hubris. Because mortals thought they could best the gods and the world itself and it backfired on them. It's those rich guys who tried to go to the Titanic and their submarine got imploded by the water pressure. If you fuck around, you're gonna eventually find out. You can't beat the world you live in.
This detail of besting the gods is one I want to focus on with Ludinus. His whole thing is killing the gods to get revenge and "free" Exandria. But how is killing the gods freeing Exandria? The gods are Exandria. Even if they can't physically manifest avatars, they're still a part of it. The gods, being concepts, are written into the fabric of Exandria itself; you can't separate them from the world because they are the world and the world is them.
This fact is why the complete banishment of the Betrayer Gods didn't work; they are a fundamental part of Exandria and how it functions. Their return was, narratively, inevitable, because you can't remove concepts like violence or tyranny or betrayal from the world; they are here to stay, whether you like them or not. That doesn't mean you can't minimize their impact, just that you can't remove them entirely.
This is also why the Matron's ritual did work. When she killed the god of death, she wasn't destroying the concept of death itself, just putting it under new management. The same with Vecna ascending and becoming the god of secrets-- he took over an already existing domain. No fundamental concepts were created or destroyed, it's just that the faces that represented them changed.
Ludinus, in his denial of the gods, is denying the world itself. Both the good and the bad parts of it. He thinks he can remove the gods but keep Exandria mostly intact, but that's not how that works. He's so caught up in his trauma and revenge that he misses the bigger picture. In forsaking the gods, he forsakes the world. In killing the gods, he would be killing Exandria as we know it. (And that's why he's a big dumb idiot).
#posting this before downfall comes out is risky#this could be completely wrong lol#in any case#ludinus thinks hes smart but really he's not lol#its that wizard hubris baby#absolutely no common sense#vespin chloras is rolling in his grave#or in hell i guess#i think he deserves to rip into ludinus#as a treat#itd be cool to see ludi stare in the face of someone who knows exactly how this shit will go down#literally put the fear of god into him#critical role#cr meta#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells#ludinus da'leth#the betrayer gods#the prime deities#cr gods#shelley's overdramatic character analysis
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"It's lonely without Bernard..."
#bravely default 2#anihal#hey now that im over most of my im too depressed to play video games what if i go back to a game#that destroys my emotions with every side character its totally fine and normal and not risky at all#hey what if i commit a crime because i love anihal so much and want her to be happy and the second she shows a smile#she follows it up with such a sad line of ITS LONELY WITHOUT BERNARD#what if you just give me a side quest later to help her beloved pets calm down and then GUT ME WITH THE KNIFE#That bernard used to help protect her its fine good lord im so not normal about these side characters#the only bd2 fanart ive even done is for side characters its just a thing i gotta do ok#sure the four you play as are fine and i like them enough but these side quests and side characters destroy me#i might try to play more ! bc i think i was in ch3 about to hit deeper character lore soon but idk man#im a chronic job leveler and side quest truther i gotta do this stuff first hold on plot#also i drew it on the wrong sized canvas for tumblr dot com and had to extend the canvas#to post and not blur it weirdly
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Respect people that enjoy commonly sexualized interests nonsexually the same you do with agere or die by my blade (this goes for fucking anything btw)
#...somewhat of a vent#This is a risky move but fuck it#Tired of this stupid fucking cycle of fetishmining and grooming#And then you guys just go “oh its inherently sexual” like it does shit#Bro i think we just need to be accepted and understood and have every groomer ever die#Im sorry if this is poorly worded its getting late where im at but actually fuck it atp
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Lil bby Danny sparks so much joy in me, especially in grub form. Did any of their other kids go thru a grub phase, or did their more human looking kids stay as babies?
hehe thank youuu!
pls accept some old doots that i still like :P
only danny and Will went through the whole process of grub metamorphosis since they have a more "trollish" anatomy compared to benny and kanika, who grew up like normal babies(despite kani matching more like a troll internally-speaking, uuhh...?) if hatching is already dangerous to a normal grub, imagine them!
#dave and karkat were at the foot of their cocoons every waking moment afraid something might go wrong both times#they were very glad when kani turned out to grow like a human instead of the risky process that is trolls!#homestuck#ruroekaki#ask#davekat#dkfam#its confusing#theyre ocasionally studied by their science friends(jade and roxy) and their small lab team only since theyre the most trustworthy#its a constant worry kind of thing checkups since ykno...muties#id say the baby stage was the most difficult for these 4 and many say its a miracle they managed to survive so far(and its true)#pretty morbid stuff...human-troll hybrids are a very risky deal
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Speaking of top scars I'm way too much of a chicken to do it myself but MASSIVE props to people who get bilateral mastectomies and then get scarification art done around them. Something about playing off of the whole 'self-mutilation' scaremongering horseshit and turning it on its head as body art
#spitblaze says things#im probably gonna get tattoos around my top scars tbh#maybe a constellation sorta thing#i always liked the visualization of top scars as like. a pattern of stars#ive gotten a tattoo! its not the most fun thing ever but i know i can handle it#scarification is just scary lol#tbh id love to get horn implants as a body mod. it just seems risky#and now that im not a career artist. less socially acceptable than other thing i could go for
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I GOT TO DO A HOLOSPRAY FOR APEX' 4TH ANNIVERSARY COLLAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I doubt the one legend I love is the type to celebrate but he can be silly sometimes 🤡
With Maytaki's faves; Wattson, Pathfinder and their love for pastel colors and cute things, I managed to work in Caustic 🥳
You can get this holospray among the other wonderful community created items if you complete the reward tracker!!!
You can see the community showcase video for the event here
It's always a dream come true to be able to contribute to the game I love!!! I'm very grateful for the Apex team for inviting to work with them
#apex legends#caustic#apex legends anniversary#I WANTED TO SCREAM WHEN I SAW THE LEGENDSONA THEY MADE#we were required to submit photos of ourselves or our avatars and the studio (los york) will make 'legends' based on it#it was a surprise for all the creators#IM SOBBING LIKE ITS SO FUNNY ITS SO OUT OF THE LEFT FIELD WITH WHAT THEY MADE FOR ME#i sent a bunch of clownstic art as ref and it was basically just clownstic with the smile i added#but one particular piece was my twisted metal reference SFM poster with the needles kane pose and getup dkfgjdfl#IM SO HAPPY THIS IS SUCH A NICE SURPRISE ;;;;O;;;#CLOWN BOOBA JUMPSCARE#the video and the sonas and the other community items are so heckin good in general yall#thank you respawn ;u;#not many studios are open to fan collabs as it can be very risky#thank you for going the extra mile
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It may just be a side quest but getting the Bone Pit job is Kind Of A Big deal actually?? At least it is for Liam. Like. This is the first proper job he's had since coming to Kirkwall! No underground operation no low-paying dockhand job no minor errand but a Proper Legitimate (hopefully) long-term job! Sure it's dangerous but then again where do you expect to find a non-dangerous job in Kirkwall? Especially as a Fereldan refugee.
#like yeah he did it in part out of solidarity with his countrymen but also#as much as he cant stand hubert he IS a businessman. and this is a job opportunity that he never expected to get#laya plays dragon age#oc: liam hawke#my ocs#he definitely reconsiders if they should go onto the expedition after this#its still tempting yes but also really really risky. and if he has a secure money income now is it really worth it?#ideally he would give this gig a chance and go on the expedition if it turns out to be a scam but unfortunately it is time sensitive#(.....and also he already paid bartrand's fee and he doubts he would let him back out now)
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okay so we've confirmed that cinemas and restaurants are good for Doing Alone, but what about concerts
#i feel like concerts are risky to go alone like what if it ends rlly late and im walking through like a city centre alome??#or if i get a drink what if its spiked??#i dont have anyone nearby or anyone willing to travel to me to go#bc lemme tell you im seeing those last minute hozier tickets and im seeing him do francesca live??#and i saw single taylor tickets and my soul was crushed#and no one in my family enjoys concerts (except my mum but only if she knows who's playing)
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sorry if this is extraordinarily pretentious but I do think it's wild that lobe piercings count as piercings in the same way a lip piercing does. it feels wrong. I have never thought of ear piercings as real piercings it seems like you should just be born with those right like they should be just in there naturally
#i have had my lobes pierced 3 times so like i have 6 extra holes in my ears but theyre closed and if they werent i dont think id count them#because its just a lobe piercing? if you can get it as a whole ass baby it doesnt count to me jfksvsjsbdbd SORRY if this is mean its just#its SO normie. which isnt a bad thing just in my mind that makes it not count sjbsjsbs#just like if i say i have 3 piercings and I'm talking about on my actual face and then someones like oh i have 2 and its just their lobes#im gonna be like hm ok#anyway umm this is all to say that I'm sorry but if you have no facial piercings at all i am always going to think youre boring#and i dont mean that in a mean way. we need boring people to make the rest of us look cool#just funny to me when people are like oh no facial piercings seem so risky and scawy like have u seen an 80 yr old womans lobe piercings#those mfs may as well have been stretched for gauges. also ear piercings seem to get infected more ime#also ive seen people have their earrings fully ripped out but never a facial piercing unfortunately#also i can't think of anything more metal than that lmfao. that sounds gross and painful but sick as FUCK
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i kindaaa done goofed up last night.
thats the part that holds my glasses 2gether. thats . not supposed to be separated from the bit on the right......
#i slept on top of it and snapped the metal lmao#kms 😭#also!!!!! im already getting a free lense replacement since my fucking dr fucked THAT up#so its too embarrassing/risky to go say i broke them#.its been. <3 weeks.#i probably worn them like 7 days total#whimsy and joy 🎉💥
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no, i dont think im obligated to still small talk an hour into my meet up with a friend group ive been a part of for 2 years, and i dont think im overreacting or showing a lack of loyalty when im unsatisfied with such a conversation. As someone who hates small talk, that friend group isn't for me, and i get nothing from it, and i will choose not to feel like a weirdo (derogatory) or a traitor (..because we didn't promise each other we'd be together forever afaik), for being unsatisfied and leaving. ive shown them affection (that i didnt fully feel) for as long as i could
#switching to small talk bc i dont vibe with them is something my mom suggested#i know they feel the same but even then i think it feels bad to suddenly end it.#probably bc i dont want them to see how bad id treat them if we werent friends. i dont want them to hate me even more#but also i have to come to terms with the fact i will have no friend group if things go this way#because i dont talk to ppl and better ppl wont magically materialise in my dms#or on the lone forest bench i sit on when biking or at the rpg sessions i go to. bc people there are never my type#ppl on the bench are too rich and sporty and ppl on the rpg are too sigma male#im pretty much only hoping ill meet people in college or at art classes irl. or a convention but i didnt even have time to go this year#i should start meeting ppl online but if i dont show my face (online games) it usually doesnt go anywhere#and if i do show my face (tinder) and i mess up (like you do on tinder which is a risky place)#im losing the limited queer people in my city forever. im using up a very finite resource#i could go to meet ppl on tumblr but we will never go to voice call bc its not what you do here#conclusion: what i should do is join more random fandom discords thru tumblr and wait til theyre on call#(<- option A.)#or wait til im in some classes and join a discord with people from my school but not my class#(<- option B.)#however i dont even want to talk to people#fuck people. im tired of people#theres a number of ways i could make friends but i hate everyone i meet and am constantly pissed off and dissatisfied#i may just be aplatonic#its hard to come to terms with
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