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Im focusing on comics for my patreon and I'm having so much fun having Vander kiss Silco silly 😜
#arcane#zaundads#vanco#silco x vander#league of legends#young zaundads#zaundaddies#its going to be dirty dirty dirty#a little nervous cause I feel like im not so good at comics but ill do it for smuts sake!
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wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)
#null rot#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#they say it doesnt matter who gets greeted first but then go into a full out brawl to be the first.... they probably break things and then#fight again to be the second who gets greeted and then again for third.. an.d. again for fourth... then one more time for-#GYAHHHHHHHH#LIKE BRO THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO FIGHT OVER YOU#THEY FIGHT NORMALLY LIKE SIBLINGS BUT THEY RAKE IT A STEP FURTHER CAUSE THEY'RE DEMONS BUT IT'S NORMAL TO THEM#AND WHY IS ZOHA THE STRONGEST???? YOUNGER = STRONGER????? PHYSICALLY?????? IM SEEING IT THAT WAY#IN THAT CASE ITD MAKE SENSE SINCE THE OLDEST IS HANTENGU HIMSELF..... AND HES...... HIM#i always see sekido losing wrestling battles and Aizetsu being the one to win if its pure strength alone#bUT if theyre playing dirty i can see the turning tables...... but maybe thats for another day....#GYAH FUCK THE POWER SCALING BETWEEN THE FOUR BRO I NEED TO KEEP GOING#THESE MFS ARE TESTING MY ABILITIES WITH HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO KEEP DRAWING THEM...#FOR NOW LOOK HOW MUCH THEYRE DUMBASSES#and yes. the crotch shot to urogi was intentional on aizetsu's part. hes so subtle mean girl coded to me
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Slight redesign
#gave raf shorts cus yeah#its 2012 he probably has an older brother that had a cholo phase and gave him those baggy ass shorts once he grew out of it#also no more giant anime hair. i hated drawing it#mikos design is already perfect i just added some rips in her tights and shorts#jack is... um... there...#hes sooo boring im sorry i love him but hes BORING. i dirtied his jeans & shoes cus he likes to go off roading w arcee#(idk if her alt mode is capable of that but i dont care)#and i added some pimples cus why not#we need more pimple representation in media#pimple pride 2024#tfp#transformers prime#transformers#jack darby#rafael esquivel#miko nakadai#maccadams#maccadam#art by rico
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Okay but it's super interesting how
Din = Power = Ganondorf
Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda
Farore = Courage = Link.
Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.
Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.
And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.
Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.
Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.
Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.
They sit in perfect parallels to each other.
And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.
Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.
Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.
Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.
But the other direction?
Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.
And that's the very essence of the triforce.
#It's little details spread across the games like this that just makes it work so WELL it's SO COOL#They're all great at all parts of the triforce but they CHOOSE to focus on the path most meaningful to them#And that's literally reflected in their unique cycles of reincarnation isn't that just AMAZING#And that's why the team up is so important! If they were all working against each other they'd be locked spinning their wheels#If zelda and ganon teamed up link would immediately die and if link and ganon teamed up zelda would instantly perish#It's the link zelda team up that means ganon is the one who kicks it#Also the elemental thing was cool but they do jump around a bit. Like wind is there half the time#In botk the gerudo have lightning and the goron have fire. Farosh still has lightning tho and dinraal fire#In ss lanaryu was the lightning and faron had water like its all over the place thematically. And that's when it's only 3!#Don't even get me started on the 5/7 lots notankyu#But that's the most common group and it's also thematically accurate#Fire being the only one able to self perpetuate with fuel. Can be banked up again. Ice compresses with time but needs the right environment#Lightning go boom 👍 you can feel the static in the air but you don't know when/where it'll strike and then it's all over#Like fr it's hilarious zelda and ganon are playing the long game and link runs past eats all the pieces and while ganons yelling after him#Zelda checkmates his king. And nobody can prove she wasn't cheating because nobody was looking lmao#Ah the duality of metaphors#ANYWAY isn't that so neat???#Reason no.372 why rhoam was a terrible king he didn't just screw up he did it ✨thematically✨#If link had been allowed to run off and get dirty and if zelda was allowed to study her interest (like post kingdom fall FOR EXAMPLE)#They'd have won (like aoc) but nooooooo. I've already made a post (or 3) about it lmao I'll be quiet now#loz#legend of zelda#botw#triforce#loz link#the legend of zelda#zelda#loz botw#ganondorf#loz ganon
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In the world I love
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In a different world
#vanitas no carte#vanoé#doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi#play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also#+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one#i have complex feelings about this anime#its pretty damn fucking good#but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to#to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start#not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall#really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start#but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty#my girl deserves better than this asshole#you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk#i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot#very yuriyaoi if you ask me#my art
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The most fucking annoying thing about all the "conflict of interest" gate is it's going to be F1 Academy and Susie that suffer as a result of it.
They're not going to lobby for Toto to move on and dissociate from Mercedes, they'll want Susie fired, so F1 Academy will lose the person spearheading it, despite her clearly being the best qualified person for the role right now. Just as the series is finally going to get an opportunity to take off, it will lose its rudder and get derailed before its begun.
And even if they DON'T find anything of note, it's Susie's reputation that will end up being tarnished, because its always women that bear the brunt of these things, despite F1 and 'conflict of interest' going hand in hand since records began.
And all this for a tabloid magazine article by someone who not only is banned from the paddock, but has been on the receiving end of numerous libel cases from people inside the paddock.
The FIA are trying to appear like they're being 'fair and thorough and authoritative' but they're not, they're just legitimising the accusations when it's not really their issue to investigate. It's shameful politicking and it's yet another example of the FIAs internalised misogyny. Where was their investigation into the allegations about Mohammed Ben Sulayem? Or is it only when it suits them?
#f1#I'm genuinely really angry about this#There's definitely some shit going on targeting Toto specifically#And I know he's fucking annoying but this feels like dirty tactics#When do we investigate every ferrari employee who works in the FOM/FIA?#You just have to look at the online reaction to know people have already decided its legit#It's a bit of a sham tbh..#'Hi toto have you spoken to your wife this year? Oh well jail then I'm afraid'#If the FOM have told Susie shit then that's the FOM'S fuck up#Like there's nothing of genuine relevance to her that she possibly could have told toto?
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[oc] protectors
#comics#this is from a story i made in high school#i recently found my notes on it and its sort of taken over my life this week#chef recommended#personal#whats going on here is that syram (the dark haired woman) lives in a town that has been illegally housingthe firstborn prince of the kingdom#who ran away in order to shirk his duty to the throne as heir-apparent#velru (the one with light hair) is a high-ranking knight who directly answers to a man named ophinion#who is head of church as is common for the second-born prince. meaning hes also the runaways brother :)#velru is being blackmailed by ophinion into doing his dirty work due to threats to her family#one said job of hers is following a lead out to syrams town to find the lost prince. who she finds very easily#syram follows her out to the clearing where she goes to send her letter bc ophinion is known for his. warlord-esque tendencies.#and will almost certainly tear her town to the ground in order to get his brother back
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Fellow can sweet talk his way into NRC through Crowley all he wants
But Kalim is the real reason that bastard is staying long, he sensed Fellow was in the campus and just literally showered him with friendship and shit




KALIM YOU CAN'T JUST AUTOMATICALLY ADOPT FELLOW LIKE THAT!!!
Ya gotta take him for his rabie shot first, the bitch desperately needs that first
#If there's one thing I will say about the Playful Land story wise#Ditch the whole “school is important” message#And focus more on Kalim's message and perspective constracting with Fellow#I swear Kalim got done dirty the most here#In an event where it involves the whole “conscience” thing like idk FROM THE MOVIE ITS REFERENCING IN THE CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARE SCENE#Kalim basically semi didn't listen to his conscience (Jamil) about not going#But he still had it in a sense to know what is right and wrong#Also his big heart still wanting to reach out to Fellow and all#Bruh Kalim got done dirty#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#kalim al asim#fellow honest#Twst event#twst playful land#stage in playful land
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r/dragonage (Reddit) post titled "Jeff Grubb: Dragon Age: Dreadwolf scheduled to release in late 2024." Post text: "Dreadwolf to be shown this summer and planned release later this year, Bioware is internally confident on the release date. Anything could change of course." Source: [link] Clip: [link] "Credit to: u/IcePopsicleDragon for posting this in r/GamingLeaksAndRumours."
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In episode 339 of Game Mess Decides, Jeff Grubb had the following to say on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf's possible/rumored release window [transcript]:
Question from chat: “Hi Jeff and Mike, when will Dragon Age 4 be shown and released?” Jeff: “Yeah, I mean, I expect it will probably pop up this summer. I don��t know when it’ll be shown is the real answer, that’s the, let’s get that out, I don’t know when it will be shown. I assume it will be shown sometime this summer. Could happen at any time though. It will be released this year [2024], last I heard. That is, and they’re pretty confident about that, doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee, could slip, but right now, internally, they expect to release it later this year, which is why I took it in Fantasy Critic”.
[source (timestamp 35 mins 20 secs), clipped version]
(there were no more mentions of Dragon Age or BioWare during the episode)
#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#i'm out travelling atm sry so i cant make a proper neat post or make a transcript rn but the source of this is reportedly jeff grubb via#r/dragonage the DA subreddit. So please go there to check it out directly and follow the link to the vid etc.#late 2024 is what we've speculated for a while now as a release window#i'm guessing november?#as thats 10 yrs aniversary of DAI and 15 years aniversary of DAO. would be the perfect time#aaaa#i'm so excited#elmofire.gif#quick n dirty post on the fly pls forgive me hhh 🙏#long post#longpost#update: post edited to tidy it up and include a transcript of the relevant segment#given that DA:D is officially stated by BW to be having its full reveal in summer 2024#that would place (if this is reliable reporting) 'later this year' as being in the second half of 2024 as it would have to be after summer#so like fall? holiday time?
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Yandere Jack Thoughts!!
A/n: Sometimes I try to go to sleep bc ik I have smth to do the next day but.... Knifes.... Blades.... Yandere..
Its been a hot minute for IDV content huh
CW: Slut shaming(?) Name calling only really, reader gets a bit slashed up but doesn't die (womp womp), and basically creepy man yandere so 🙃
Jack looming over your shivering and worn out body; lungs desperately trying to keep up oxygen intake as the sporadic beating of your heart threatens to pop right out of your chest. Silver locks of hair hides the eyes drinking up the sight that beholds him. Spreading his digits apart, the shape of the sharp thin blades make their appearance through the fog that always somehow follow wherever he goes.
A saccharine smile is cut onto his face. The chase had his heart pumping almost as fast as yours. The only other thing keeping the rate in this position was the pure adrenaline coursing through his veins.
Jack presses his palm firmly on your chest while his fingers land oh-so cautiously as to not slice into you too soon. Being able to hurt you so up and close rather than from a distance felt so intimate. He most definitely won't be the same after this. He needs more.
"It's no fun if you keep squirming." Jack leans down, closing into your pitiful state. He looks as if he were drooling just at the sight, "Or has this been your way of teasing me? You're not the same as those previous harlots, are you?" Of course you were. You're a dirty, tainted little thing, but that's what he loved about you. You were already ruined, but somehow stayed sweet enough to tempt him into biting.
And sink his teeth in he did.
As much as he's itched to leave deep jagged claw marks on your precious skin, Jack decides to enjoy the moment for what it's worth. Hand flexing, the slightest bits of pressure is applied as he slowly drags his blades down from just above your collar bones to your mid-section past your ribcage.
Your dopamine-inducing screams and kicks sends him teetering over the edge. Breathing labored as his own lower body trembles in the ecstasy; you were perfect. Dirty, dirty little fucking whore, it's a vile thought. Slaughtering anyone else was messy murder, but digging into you? Tearing you to shreds? Why, that's paradise.
He wants to see inside of you.
Jack wastes no time in slashing you once more- horizontally across your stomach. Fortunately, your guts didn't come spilling out, much to his slightest dismay. Shredded clothes really do suit you once the blood as soaked into it.
How long till the baron finds this unamusing? Time can only tell. Until then, he shall allow you to indulge in one thing.
Jack's lips hover above the shell of your ear uncomfortably close. He wants to be close, closer. Chest to chest, the fact your blood is fusing into the fabric of his suit takes ahold of him in endorphins.
"No matter where you go," he dances the flat side of his blades across your wounds, making you flinch at instinct, "I'll be there with you. You belong to me, blood, sweat, and tears."
#yandere#x reader#yandere blog#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere idv#idv#identity v#yandere identity v#ooc??#idk and idc#i have my first day of school in 9 hrs#and its 1 AM at the time im writing this goodnight#but i had to let this go#ive always loved this scenario with him ❤#yandere jack#yandere jack the ripper#yandere ripper#yandere jack the ripper idv#yandere jack idv#yandere ripper idv#yandere idv x reader#jack the ripper idv#yandere jack the ripper x reader#yandere ripper x reader#sfw just verrrryyy sado-maso self indulgence#“dirty little whore”#even i felt a little “hmmmmm is this.... yk#a territory??
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I only want you to focus on the first 2:30 of this video. I have Completely Staged. The Complete Illustrated Scripts (it’s wonderful btw).
David introduces the idea of “sabotage” to Michael, and that is where this section of the script ends in the book.

From :38 -2:29 the whole conversation about Michael’s dad, the playing catch (or throw) David talking about doing the same thing to their dog, all of it IS NOT IN THIS BOOK. I searched everywhere looking for the possibility that maybe it was accidentally printed in a different area, a footnote that it was “accidentally left out, a printing accident?”
But a WHOLE conversation, an important one to the storyline? Therefore I have to go with its improv. And this is the lead up to this absolute iconic connection:
And David is the one in control of it ♥️ look at that twinkle…….🤩
Say what you will, the fire between these two burns brighter than the hellfire Gabriel tried using to destroy Aziraphale. 🔥
The first time/photo of them together as the pandemic is winding down. Social distancing my ass! It wasn’t going to happen. ♥️✨
Palm to palm may be holy palmers kiss, but shoulder to shoulder will start a fire as well. 🔥

#good omens#ineffable husbands#david tennant#michael sheen#crowley#aziraphale#welsh seduction machine#thin dark duke#completely staged#dirty mochyns#improvisation at its sexiest#ineffable lovers#ineffable boyfriends#it may only be their shoulders touching but by DAMNED they were going to connect physically 🔥#David Tennant has more confidence since pairing with Michael than ever before ♥️🔥✨#shakespeare#romeo and juliet#Youtube
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Red really enjoys camping. The kinda camping thats just like. MAYBE a tent if it's really cold. He can make due with just a sleeping bag. He likes being in nature. Can start a fire easily and knows what plants are safe to eat/touch. Green does not enjoy any of that. On his gym challenge he spent prize money on hotels to avoid it. Green doesn't hate nature, he just hates being dirty. Which is difficult to avoid when you're roughing it out in the forest. I think as adults they'd travel together to different regions like Alola, and during those trips green will make due with the occasional stay outside since he knows how much red prefers it. Red takes care of things like starting a fire/cooking over it and puts up a nice tent so green can be comfortable during it :)
#part kf reds knowledhe js from necessity#he was absolutely nkt going to spend money on a hotel when he can make due. saving money is important.#especially since he was raised by just his mom i think hed really dislike “”“wasting”“” money. its not a waste jf it's import to you#but red is frugal.#green is not.#also greens fear kf contamination means he really really is not going to sleep on the dirty ground#also the other part kf reds knowledge is that he can be reckless and just curious#berry looks yummy. oojhhg berry made me sick.#trial and error#reguri#green oak#blue oak#trainer red
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Lil Billy is ready for tea now please 🌸

#I'm going to a fancy lil teahouse today and I ALMOST brought lil Billy#But hes kinda too big to fit on a table full of food/drink and I don't wanna get him dirty 😔#its the kind of place ive seen ppl bring little anime plushes to#but nah. im going with my husband and his sister. so. nah. nah.#irl lil billy#bill cipher#baby bill
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I'd like to formally apologise to Cole MacGrath, because when I first got the train system of Empire City running again I was straight cruising along on the left hand side and was too busy staring out at the city to notice the oncoming train that swiftly launched me flying off into the sky.
Sorry for being Australian I guess LMAO
#inFAMOUS#Cole MacGrath#my art#i mean this was quick and dirty but its still art#going through my backlog of “things to draw” from my notes including things from my personal adventures playing
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i may not be into fauxcest but i am absolutely a friend of the family
#does this make sense????#like i genuinely cannot be involved in those dynamics myself as much as i actually would love it#(and i would have loads of fun!! but my nervous system hates it so i Do Not want to be in a dynamic like that)#but i am that family friend whos maybe an aunt or uncle or something of the sort even tho they're literally not related#nd everyone affirms regularly they Are Not blood related but still loved as family a#but they're invited to the family gatherings and know yalls birthdays and your mom/sister/whoever tells them your dirty secrets sometimes#and they love you so much. indecipherable from your family. but if anyone ever asked you'd go “well thats not REALLY my aunt but you know.#family friends.“ and yeah#anyway im not making this rbable bc i dont feel like having ppl get weird ab this but also like#this has been rotating in my head for DAYS#(also pls dont suggest i try these kinds of dynamics again ik from experience its not for me!! but this is where i can engage also and i#think its a really fun concept)
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btw saw gladiator ii this weekend and my main takeaway was that lucius and ravi had something going on and i needed two more hours of just them
#like despite its flaws (which i might write up all my thoughts) it had this going for it#my other main takeaway was that i want to bite paul mescal. like he looked good as hell in this movie.#so again: despite the flaws. at least i got to stare at hot dirty men for 2 hours#gladiator ii#gladiator#mik chats#that last gifset reminded me of paul's face so
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